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im not okay this whole update is so cute 😡😭 i want this to be permanent so bad 😭

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I've been off for a couple years because of preparing a con! Help yourself with this Tarot inspired BKDKs! The fool of Izuku and The lovers for Katsuki

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STOP DOING THIS IN INJURY FICS!!

Bleeding:

Blood is warm. if blood is cold, you’re really fucking feverish or the person is dead. it’s only sticky after it coagulates.

It smells! like iron, obv, but very metallic. heavy blood loss has a really potent smell, someone will notice.

Unless in a state of shock or fight-flight mode, a character will know they’re bleeding. stop with the ‘i didn’t even feel it’ yeah you did. drowsiness, confusion, pale complexion, nausea, clumsiness, and memory loss are symptoms to include.

blood flow ebbs. sometimes it’s really gushin’, other times it’s a trickle. could be the same wound at different points.

it’s slow. use this to your advantage! more sad writer times hehehe.

Stab wounds:

I have been mildly impaled with rebar on an occasion, so let me explain from experience. being stabbed is bizarre af. your body is soft. you can squish it, feel it jiggle when you move. whatever just stabbed you? not jiggly. it feels stiff and numb after the pain fades. often, stab wounds lead to nerve damage. hands, arms, feet, neck, all have more motor nerve clusters than the torso. fingers may go numb or useless if a tendon is nicked.

also, bleeding takes FOREVER to stop, as mentioned above.

if the wound has an exit wound, like a bullet clean through or a spear through the whole limb, DONT REMOVE THE OBJECT. character will die. leave it, bandage around it. could be a good opportunity for some touchy touchy :)

whump writers - good opportunity for caretaker angst and fluff w/ trying to manhandle whumpee into a good position to access both sites

Concussion:

despite the amnesia and confusion, people ain’t that articulate. even if they’re mumbling about how much they love (person) - if that’s ur trope - or a secret, it’s gonna make no sense. garbled nonsense, no full sentences, just a coupla words here and there.

if the concussion is mild, they’re gonna feel fine. until….bam! out like a light. kinda funny to witness, but also a good time for some caretaking fluff.

Fever:

you die at 110F. no 'oh no his fever is 120F!! ahhh!“ no his fever is 0F because he’s fucking dead. you lose consciousness around 103, sometimes less if it’s a child. brain damage occurs at over 104.

ACTUAL SYMPTOMS:

sluggishness

seizures (severe)

inability to speak clearly

feeling chilly/shivering

nausea

pain

delirium

symptoms increase as fever rises. slow build that secret sickness! feverish people can be irritable, maybe a bit of sass followed by some hurt/comfort. never hurt anybody.

ALSO about fevers - they absolutely can cause hallucinations. Sometimes these alter memory and future memory processing. they're scary shit guys.

fevers are a big deal! bad shit can happen! milk that till its dry (chill out) and get some good hurt/comfort whumpee shit.

keep writing u sadistic nerds xox love you

ALSO I FORGOT LEMME ADD ON:

YOU DIE AT 85F

sorry I forgot. at that point for a sustained period of time you're too cold to survive.

pt 2

also please stop traumadumping in the notes/tags, that's not the point of this post. it's really upsetting to see on my feed, so i'm muting the notifs for this post. if you have a question about this post, dm me, but i don't want a constant influx of traumatic stories. xox

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Man who is known for stealing fire trucks shocked at stealing another with his dad

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#me when I lie to get out of an assignment

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I CALLED IT! I CALLED IT IN MY HEAD. I KNEW THAT GERRARD WOULD TURN 180 TO BUCK BECAUSE HE WAS SOOO GRATEFUL. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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i did a thing inspired by this ( @evancakekinard )post :D

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bucktommy inspired by the recent bee-ts 🐝

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It's pretty clear that the way they're writing Tommy is different from the way they've written all his past love interests, and this had nothing to do with the fact that Tommy is a man.

It's about Tommy being friends with Eddie (and Christopher) before going on a date with Buck. It's about Tommy knowing Hen and Chimney and Bobby already. It's about Tommy being invited to Maddie's wedding. It's about Bobby telling Buck Tommy's good people (and we all know how important Bobby's approval is for Buck!!!). It's about Tommy showing up for Buck, like none of his past love interests has. It's about Tommy being invited to Christopher's surprise party, about Tommy being involved in Buck and Eddie's friendship, showing that he's perfectly fine with them being that close and that he's never gonna have a problem with their dynamic. It's about Tommy having screentime not only with Buck, but with his family, too. It's about Tommy complimenting him and making him blush and giving him everything no one has ever given him before.

This has to mean something. Tim doesn't do things casually, and I like the way he thinks so I'm so excited to be a part of this journey and I can't wait to see our boyfriends thrive and be happy together. Forever.

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Gonna use my witch powers again: 🕯️bucktommy season finale engagement 🕯️

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chimney: guys this is tommy, he used to work with the 118 but moved over to air support

tommy: hey

eddie: hey tommy, i'm eddie

tommy: nice to meet you eddie!

hen: tommy my boy how are you!

tommy: i'm good hen, you?

hen: yeah good

buck: hey tommy, i'm evan buckley bu-

tommy: hey evan, i'm tommy, nice to meet you sweetheart

buck:

buck:

buck:

hen: uh, buck you good?

buck: i, i uh, i, i uhm, uhm, i i, hi, hi tommy hi hey hi tommy hi

tommy: oh so you're a bottom, good to know

buck: *squeaks and blushes*

hen: something bisexual just happened here

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Incorrect tweets pt 41/?

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Y'all I know I have been MIA for a long time and haven't updated my Secretary Maribat fanfic. I'm working on it. It's just sometimes it's hard to keep my focus on one fic when my hyperfocus decides to say otherwise. Right now I'm knee-deep bad in the 9-1-1 fandom and Bridgerton as well. So it might take me a long course to go back focusing on Maribat. I hope Y'all understand that. I'll steadily update my draft and when I think it's good enough I'll post it asap

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REST IN PEACE: DAME MAGGIE SMITH (1934 - 2024)

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Oh…..

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Dame Maggie Smith

1934-2024

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I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants.