#it was a fucking great couch

[irenespring]

Today I would like to shout out that one random Twitter person who made up that JD Vance bragged about fucking a couch.

Imagine making a random shitpost and less than two months later your joke is being used by a major party nominee for Vice President on live television at his introduction rally, earning him thunderous applause.

That poster must be having quite the experience.

[delulu-for-kylo]

*Composite memory of me sitting on this navy blue wood framed futon we had when I was little. It's a warm night, the windows are open. I have my 101 dalmations pj's on with the ruffle lettuce hem. Some kind of poly-cotton blend that's gotten pilled in the dryer. I'm still warm from a bath, and my hair is a little damp. I have some favorite toys next to me. Halfway through whatever movie I'm watching, I unfold the futon to jump and dance around to the music in the movie I'm watching. Life is good.*

[curvymeh]

WELCOME ME TUMBLR 😵‍💫

[luetta]

making out with a virgin robot who learnt how to be romantic from wikipedia so they kiss really messily and touch random body parts bc they read a list of erogenous zones on the human body

[roychewtoy]

[pirateprincessjess]

I’m not sick. I’m microdosing being a ghost!

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

i have this really stupid idea in my head that im frankly a little obsessed with and the idea is this: trent crimm doing a drunk history episode on ted lasso's first tenure at richmond. is that how drunk history works? i don't think so. do i care? absolutely not. it's a special episode who cares because this image is not only hysterical to me but treasured. i treasure this image. i hold it close in my heart and also laugh and laugh and laugh.

[vanishingmoments]

the way theaters are dying because people think "oh I'll just catch it later on one of 700 streaming services" is really tragic. I've seen four movies in theaters this year and with one exception I can say that the experience of seeing them again on my TV will never be anywhere near as complete of an experience.

[thedreadvampy]

it's been a strange arc so far

when I was 19-21 and having an extremely imbalanced relationship with someone in their mid 30s I was like 'we are both adults so the fact that this is fucking me up is my fault'

when I hit my late 20s and saw how young people in their late teens and early 20s seem now I was like 'oh wait I was so fucking young I didn't know shit about my own limits or about managing relationships and I don't know why someone in their mid to late 30s would be into that except for nefarious purposes'

the weird bit is now I'm into my 30s - not even that far into my 30s - and while I still wholeheartedly believe that last thing about how young (and self destructive) 20 year olds are, I'm also kind of like 'huh, actually nobody I know that age has their shit remotely together and frankly the reason this fucked me up is because NEITHER of us knew what the fuck we were doing it how to cope, for different reasons and at different life stages, and there probably wasn't any malice or intent to control as much as there was Blind Flailing.'

[conjectureand-gloom]

i want to feel involved with this, my family is all dancing and singing but every single one of my senses are being overloaded and my brain feels like it is being stabbed i can’t fucking do this

[radioscientist]

Me: *delusional* Maybe when I watch Marineford this time Ace will be rescued and hang out with Luffy and Whitebeard

[phantomrose96]

So I know this isn't anything that like actually needs an apology but it'll make me feel a bit better to say it. Oof whoops this ABoT chapter is super late. Timing kinda sucks since I wanted to have some updates out while s3 was airing but

Been kinda mega busy and stressed since October with the whole condo buying thing which rolled right into immediate day 0 plumbing and boiler issues I had to get fixed and general moving hassle and financial commitment stress and I kinda just fried myself hard. Plus then acclimating to a new place without my familiar street or familiar grocery store or familiar room or any of that. Like there's no "just go home and take your mind off it" to this cuz home is the "it". So I'm just kinda enduring until I can calm the hell down.

And anyway I definitely have progress on ch47, like 7000-ish words of it, but it's the kind of like "there is writing there" and hasn't exactly hit the "there is substance there" that I want ABoT chapters to be. Like this in particular is a chapter I want to be good, not just be done. So it's taking time to get my brain somewhere that can do that.

[horsemage]

I think we should bring back basic etiquette lessons such as shutting the fuck up when you’re watching a movie in a group that is not exclusively your friend group 🙂

[cavity-collector]

i genuinely need to be put down like a dog i cant do this anymore man holy shit

[madegeeky]

30 June: I get sick. Hacking cough, snotty nose, nausea, the works.

2 July: Mr. Geeky and Mars get sick. Both experience minor coughing. Mr. Geeky has some nausea.

5 July: Mr. Geeky and Mars are no longer sick.

7 July: I am still sick. No nausea but much snot and coughing and sinus pressure.

8 July: Mr. Geeky tells me that if I hadn't been sick first, his symptoms were so mild he wouldn't even have noticed that he was sick.

9 July: I murder my husband. It is difficult, what with all the snot and coughing, but it had to be done.

10 July: I am still sick.

[erotetica]

was doing creachur things as one does and this great werewolf nicolo fic by @raedear was buzzing around my brain so: oddly incremental diptych. in my defense it was a comic in inception.

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