My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"
And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."
Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden
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COUNTDOWN TO STEVE'S 106TH BIRTHDAY
posting my favorite steve things to celebrate!
day 3: getting mad and gr 😳 and grabbing people 😳
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Are you gonna leave a five star review on that pregnancy spell on Amazon now that the Sauce is pergnate?
i really should, especially considering how psychically active these puppies are…they are already dreamwalking.
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I love virgin shy boys with shaking hands and flushed cheeks who cum way too fast from excitement 🤧
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GRRM once again showing how war hurts no one but women, children, and the common folk, while the people in power have dick measuring contests about who gets to sit on the throne
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its okay to not have a caregiver. i understand it can get lonely, but theres lots of other lovely littles out there who would love to keep you company when youre feeling small- and even if there isnt, and even if its uncomfortable, it is best to try and keep yourself safe than to look for a caregiver any and everywhere, with the chance of getting yourself hurt.
theres nothing wrong with you.
you are a perfectly fine little one.
i love you and I hope youre keeping yourself safe
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morning routine♡
🌞rise and shine, little cub! first, on our list is to make the bed all neat and tidy!
🌞breakfast time! would you like cereal, pancakes or waffles sweetheart? ooo, good choice!
🌞let's take your medicine baby. I know you don't like it, but you'll feel much better when you have! (for all my little cubs on medication, you've got this☆)
🌞brush our teeth, wash our faces and there we go!
🌞I think it's time to get dressed little one, don't you? how about this outfit? it's your favourite!
🌞hmm, what's last on our list? *gasps* it's cartoon time baby! you've been such a good cub this morning, you've filled all your sticker chart!
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