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Pin-Lee suggesting that Murderbot start reacting to its injuries more to let humans know it’s been injured after realizing that it’s been casually walking around after a fight leaving a trail of Fluids. It’s like “I could.. probably write some code for that I guess.” and Dr. Mensah is like “don’t worry about it if it would be distracting to you. Just.... tell us afterwards. We want to know how you’re doing” and it’s like “i can give status reports yes.”
Pin-Lee is like “I still like the idea of you giving an indication you’ve been hit. For example.” she points finger guns. “Bang oh no I have definitely hit you with a projectile. Indicate that somehow.”
Murderbot, with extremely flat inflection which would not immediately seem like a distress call to nearby humans: “Ouch. I Have Been Injured.”
Pin-Lee is like “hm no there’s gotta be some sort of. I don’t know, you don’t have to verbalize if you don’t want to, maybe there’s like an alarm noise you could make? or an “AAA!” sound? Okay let’s try again BANG”
There is a brief delay (less then a second) and then Murderbot responds with damage vocalization option 2.
“File:Wilhelm_Scream.ogg” blasts through the station.
#imagine me sleep deprived at work cackling about this idea behind my mask#imagine me coming home for a nap an texting the words 'wilhelm scream' to my own email so I don't forget this#murderbot; done: AUUUUUGHH#Pin-Lee: WHAT THE FUCK#everyone: *laughing*#the murderbot diaries#murderbot diaries#personal (ok to rb)#'they're still using 2020s audio file format in the future?' look don't question it#it is intentionally unclear if this is 1. a joke 2. a 'fuck you' response or 3. completely serious. or all 3. on murderbot's part
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#not having it.
#off jumpol#first kanaphan#khaotung thanawat#gun atthaphan#firstkhao#offgun#khaogun#gmmtv#KJHDJKSF PLEASE this was so funny 😭#the babies having fun and the dads being like 😕#lmaoooo#screaming at this#also the color contrast is sending me 💀#also when i saw them all I was like omg theyre interacting!!!! and then i remembered that they have all acted together kdjfhgd#my brain just deleted not me and also the fact that khao was in home school lmao rip#on that note season 2 better happens#i have only seen part of season 1 but I know that khao needs to make another appearance as the evil psycho#it needs to happen
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The childlike penmanship and utter abundance of hiragana and katakana that has its own implications aside, I was going to talk about how sweet and sad it was that the only kanji Shouma knows is "mother" (母). But then someone told me he also knows the kanji for "help [me]" (助)...that certainly adds to the context of Shouma's memories of his mother mainly being shrouded in fear
#14shyx#kamen rider#kamen rider gavv#kr.gavv: episode 1#gavv spoilers#(thanks to lucy for telling me about the 助 bc i couldn't read shouma's handwriting for that part ^^;#+ haven't gotten around to reading the letter while listening to the voiceover ^-^ <3)#the memories so far consist of: 1) she's warning him to not eat evil gummies#2) screaming as she gets eaten 3) throwing herself over a terrified shouma when they got cornered; and#4) while this isn't an on-screen memory she only taught shouma 母 and 助 because his mum is all he has on a planet filled with pg cannibals#...no wonder he had that panic attack :D *i* would probably have a panic attack#poor boy i hope you can live in a warm safe home and have access to an all-you-can-eat dessert buffet :(#cough right after you snap like a twig once or twice coUGH
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niche content but tier list of ghouls as clinicians (any patient-facing healthcare role)
sorry yuri but you'd fail viva
#tokyo debunker#lin yapping#honestly subaru would get bullied by patient families if he were in a big hospital#pls put him in priv or a small nursing home#jiro would thrive in acute honestly u go jiro#zenji would be SO FUN in an eipic setting im begging for a zenji#haru is the community paeds slp who never goes home on time / stays until 8pm prepping session plans#honestly luca would also be great with adults but also i feel like . parents would trust him#maybe as an audiologist??? or an ot tbh#im 20% sure sho's hair doesn't pass hospital regulations but he'd be great w rehab patients... maybe as a pt??#edit: nat said sho would be a resident and i SEE it#haku as a locum ot who happens to locum at the same places rui does (rui by default is an slp...)#lyca is on his way there but he needs a bit more cleaning up before he can pass viva!!!! maybe as an rt!!!#also towa would eat the flowers ur family brought for u#btw tohma is ok only bc he's head of department and doesn't directly deal with patients anymore#if he does it's vvvvvvip patients who request him by name or like . rly rare aphasia cases#he probs lectures part-time#doing this to put off intervention plans hurkghgkjgkhd#alas!#born to hotarubi forced to mortkranken#i should use this tag whenever i procrastinate huh#alan is a pt btw if it wasnt obvious#ed part times at dementia day cares for fun bc he 1) would not last the whole day 2) is not allowed near surgery patients
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Coffee addict Never sleeps Tim drake ❌
Solving cases in his sleep off 87 energy drinks Tim Drake ✅
The coffee addict never sleeps perpetually tired Tim Drake thing is a widely accepted headcanon however that was elementary school tim but after he stayed up for a week straight subsisting entirely on coffee to decipher the bat weekly patrol schedule and how it aligns with rogue attacks/Arkham breakouts, he crashed then when he woke up it was fucking wednesday so he missed his chance to commemorate his discovery with pictures of Robin and he decided that shit would never happen again and made himself an ‘efficient’ sleep schedule so he could run around doing fuck shit, add to his robin shrine, and stay on honor roll bc he was even more pissed to see the gotham gazette had pictures of Robin with an on site interview credited to Vicki Vale (listen bowl cut tim had a one sided beef with vicki vale that included tim judging who gets better pics of the bats but she isn’t even aware that she’s competing with a whole ass child 😭 he’s sitting at the table with a mug of orange juice and looks at the newspaper snorts and goes ‘fucking amateur I could do better’)
Regularly unsupervised tiny businessman in training Tim ‘Ten hours of uninterrupted sleep?? That’s so inefficient not to mention fucking stupid’ Drake is so pissed he missed getting shots of Robin dropkicking a rogue from 6 six stories up (for absolutely no reason dick just thinks it’s fun) that he just takes at least 3 hour naps every eight hours 😭 he refuses to spend almost half a day sleeping ‘for no reason when he could be doing something productive’
And he still does this as a bat but it’s just easier to tell if he didn’t take his nap bc he has less than zero impulse control and he’s just fucking done with everything like the gcpd is terrified bc tim’s saying shit like ‘This guys a fucking moron, I could’ve done this in half the time without killing anyone fucking loser doesn’t he know if you keep them alive you can prolong the torture?’ and ‘you’re like all hysterical and for what 🤨 ‘you blew up 83% of Bristol waah’ stfu and fucking rebuild it?? It’s only rich mfs that live there, it’s just a matter of them opening their fucking wallets’ once a new recruit made the mistake of asking if robin had adult supervision regularly and Tim responded with ‘well if you’re gonna snitch to cps like a little bitch then yeah’ and that cop did snitch so tim fucking doxxed him
Yj has just accepted that sometimes they will find tim in an air vent, on the roof, in one of their closets, or something just fucking knocked out then an alarm will go off and he’ll just get up like nothing happened but for the first couple of months they were probably concerned bc ‘I’ve never seen you sleep?? wtf are you on man’ and Tim’s confused bc ‘I slept next to you this morning wdym??’ and that’s how yj discovers tim sleeps with his eyes open
But one of the worst things about Tim’s ‘time efficient sleep schedule’ nonsense is that it fucking works he’s one of the most well rested and coherent bats even after back to back Arkham breakouts however the absolute worst thing about his sleep schedule is the likelihood of going into the cave and seeing tim staring in a daze but wide eyed yet somehow never blinking at the batcomputer with 57 tabs open on top of being unresponsive and thinking he has a fucking concussion or he’s been replaced but he’s just doing case work while muttering nonsense in his fucking sleep for some reason
#Tim drake being unhinged even in his sleep and taking sleepwalking to the next level by doing reports/solving cases in his sleep#A bat hearing incoherent mumbling but no one’s nearby: 😐 he’s in the walls 😨 he’s in the goddamn walls#No one knows how or why he’s in that particular spot in the wall bc there’s isn’t a secret entrance/crawl space there#Tim also has a wall of energy drinks Bruce regularly tries to lecture him aboot#And Tim’s like ‘your eldest son has snorted sugar MULTIPLE times’#then he gestures at Jason ‘and that one looks like if he didn’t have drug related childhood trauma he’d try to snort protein powder’#bruce: tim we have to talk about your behavior#Tim: like three of your kids have basked in the blood of their enemies 🤨 I am NOT your biggest issue rn#Dick Grayson being the main reason there’s an ‘acceptable levels of force’ slide with 600+ slides & most are examples of what not to do#Stephanie 🤝🏾 Damian: being reason Bruce is adding more slides to a PowerPoint from 2 decades ago#Tim drakes idea of straight forward is how everyone else imagines jumping through hoops and fucking struggling to avoid pissing off the fae#Like wdym simple?? This plan has 97 parts and he’s like no that’s just the first page of plan 1 if it’s sunny#Rogues: I can’t catch him off guard wtf do none of these mfs sleep??#Tim ‘never let em know your next move’ Drake who’s been sleep for the past 45 minutes: 🔵➖🔵#Yj has cuddle piles in the air vents#Everyone with enhanced senses is losing bc ‘there are children in the walls’#Coffee addict babs calls tim weak when he tells her he cut coffee bc it was fucking with him before continuing to chug hot coffee#Oracle: this is the worst Tuesday ever 😔 I need more coffee before I deal with an Arkham breakout#Nightwing: but it’s sunday??#Spoiler: Maybe it’s time we switch to decaf love also just out of curiosity when was the last time you slept??#Oracle: you want the fucking location or not?#Dick: I take it back mb#Spoiler: a thousand apologies to our gracious overlord#Oracle: that’s what I thought#Bruce: you’re benched oracle#Oracle: take that bench and shove it up your ass batman#Steph 100% calls everyone mushy pet names and has since Bruce lectured her about professionalism when she was dating tim#Imagine getting your ass kicked by a sleepingwalking middle schooler#Or worse: imagine having to explain to your insurance company that a sleepwalking child blew up your home#tim drake is a menace
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Oh, I don't even want to know how either Colonel or Young Konig would react to some random dude catcalling their beloved when shopping or going out. But the thought makes me shudder.
I actually feel sorry for this poor soul...
Colonel König has seen and done enough, his days of torturing enemies are mostly over so he would simply opt for intimidation tactics. He doesn't need to get physical with pathetic young fuckers like these unless it is absolutely necessary. It's enough to shut most people up when this tower of pure muscle marches slowly in front of them and stares them down, then tilts its head and asks "...What did you say?" It's enough to send any young punk running, not to talk of making squeaky, stuttering teenagers out of greasy middle-aged men.
Young recruit König however... Well, he doesn't have the patience or necessarily even need to think about his reputation. He could care less about handling the situation with tact and discreet. An opportunity to get a little violent arises? What a lovely, lovely day as they say!
He just pulls out a long fucking knife and approaches this poor dude with an evil grin on his face. The knife is not your usual utility knife or even a large tool, but a black coated combat knife, sturdy and fat and sharp with a saw toothed edge on the back, and the smile on his face is enough to tell anyone that you just catcalled the wrong fucking woman...
It's chilling: people are backing away, someone is screaming, a baby starts crying, shopping carts rattle as people try to get away from the aisle and out of the whole store. There's this vile flash of satisfaction in young recruit's eyes when he gets to make this stupid civilian asshole almost shit himself. And it only spurs him on. You can try and grab his arm and say he'll get you both into trouble, that the clerk is already calling the police, but König doesn't even seem to hear you.
"You want me to carve you a new arschloch? HM??"
That's the moment when the poor man actually whimpers and pisses himself... And König just bursts into his most unhinged hyena laugh :(
#both would force this man to apologize to you#young recruit might even make him grovel at your feet#he would sooo want to degrade this man for what he did to you#the “funny” part?#at home he whistles at the sight of you all the time :(#double trouble au#2 königs 1 reader
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if I speak-
#max verstappen#anti lando norris#f1#formula 1#austrian gp 2024#lando learn to take accountability challenge#that’s the main part that gets me actually pissed he is incapable of actually owning up to any possible errors he might’ve made#maturity of a 2 year old throwing a tantrum bc he wasn’t allowed to take his friends toys home with him#joey rambles
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The Untamed, Ep. 11 // The Untamed, Ep. 48
#you can’t cross the distance to your brother but you can build a doorway to watch the loss through!!!#INSANE SHIT. GOD. HIS FACE. THE TRAGEDY OF LOSING SOMETHING AS YOU HOLD IT#AND MERLIN BADE FAREWELL TO THE KING HE HAD CREATED!!!#THIS HAPPENED LONG AGO NOTHING CAN BE DONE TO CHANGE IT!! FUCK. FUCK!!#Wei wuxian saying the cruelest thing he possibly could to his brother thinking it’s the kindest & just.#the way it world destroy both of them to know that. good. god.#the best part abt rewatching this series is 1.) I can understand what’s actually happening & the foreshadowing SLAYS & 2.) their relationsh#ip & seeing just how badly Wei wuxian backed himself in thta corner & Jiang cheng should have known to help him but he didn’t know how to lo#ok yet. because that came wijt time and experience and not having to build your home back up from the ground where evil people killed your p#arents & tortured your brother & now neither of you can really speak correctly to each other because there’s a gap#you don’t know how to cross because you don’t know yet who put it there#& then 16 years later in a temple you see what it is and why it’s there and that your brother will never#try to cross it because he thinks it’s a kindness#when all you’ve ever wanted was for him to stay.#ANYWAY. CRAZY HUH#the untamed#mdzs#jiang cheng#jiang wanyin#wei wuxian#wei wuxain#I don’t know the right spelling now these tags r making me doubt SO#wei ying
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favourite ouat scenes: 4/?
#ouat#ouatedit#captain charming#captaincharmingedit#killian jones#killianjonesedit#david nolan#davidnolanedit#mine#gifs#ouat scenes#part 2 of this scene is next <3 but i needed this specifically for how fkn aggressively david takes his jacket off#also my fave part of the underworld arc will always be the fact that killian is fucking DEAD and everyone keeps#walking up to him and emma going 'we need to go back home!!'#he's so much stronger than i am#this is the most he ever even visibly responded to that shit#i would have started screaming day 1#also i will be giffing captain swan sooooon i just wanted to practice giffing again first#underworld era#100
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it's sound weird, but i have headcanon that Hunter didn't go hexside, because he too old to shool(according to my feelings, at the end of the he is 16-17 y.o (except for the post-credits scene), and at that age it is already too late to go to school):p
i mean, well- in my opinion he rather certainly did go to hexside, since one of the things he'd said during his TTT monologue was "i'd like to attend hexside like a normal student and play flyer derby with my friends" and all of his "wishes" were supposed to sort of foreshadow his goals and his future (carving palismen, studying wild magic, etc etc) so i feel like it's safe to say he succeeded in becoming a hexside student as well. we also know he attended grom with the rest of his friend group, and like- since he's 16 before the timeskip (no canon certainty whether he's recently turned 16 or is going on 17 already though, but like... around 16 canonically) that means he'd get at least 1 year of school, but most likely 2+.
my personal headcanon is that he went to hexside for around 2 years (full or not quite, depending on when the school year starts in the boiling isles and how long it lasts; possibly even 3), and during that time he picked up a mentorship/apprenticeship at del's palisman carving shop, and after he graduated from hexside he started carving palismen professionally with the clawthornes (i like to think that he also takes some courses at eda's wild magic university in his spare time, simply cuz . funny uni hexsquad shenanigans)
#like imo him being like ''i dream abt going to hexside'' and then not getting to attend hexside cuz he's ''too old to start'' or sth#would be kinda cruel since he already lost sooo much of his childhood because of belos. and he wants to be a hexside student#he deserves to have these few years of the typical teenage experience that he so desperately longs for#ofc it's not gonna make up for ALLLL the years of childhood that he'd lost. but even 2 years of the experience? would mean So much to him#not to even mention that the idea of him just... sitting at home or JUST carving palismen or doing whatever for halfa day for the 2-4 years#just cuz he's ???? ''too old'' or it's ''too late for him to start high school at his age'' or anything similar ?#while the rest of his friends get to go to school and learn and socialize and attend classes everyday without him . sounds so lonely#and he had already spent most of his life sheltered and separated from everyone so . yeah.#he'd still technically have to finish hexside like 1-2 years before the rest of hexsquad buuuuut y'know. his situation is very unique#so i could also imagine bump/eda agreeing to let him go to school a year or so longer so that he could finish it alongside his friends#but that's like mm i also can see him finishing it a year early compared to the rest of hexsquad and starting fulltime at the palisman shop#but either way; yes to at least 1-2 years at hexside in my mind#now COLLEGE? i Could see him not going to uni since he's already got the palisman business going and is doing well and wants to chill#BUT personally i still like to imagine that he attends classes there part-time#nicole answers#my toh talk#hunter toh#verocorne
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Im scared is 478 chapter 2 coming out on patreon soon? 😕
nooooooo don't be scared aha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 anyway... 478 phase three moodboard i think!!!! 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
#n yes this week!!!! part 2 on patreon n part 1 on tumblr bc i finally got home from vacation!!!#answered#478 feed
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Been thinking about Marshall and Lime, and im not sure if perhaps you havent already mentioned it:
Does being a white or black canvas doesnt make them part of a magic community by default/at birth?? (Putting aside the special force smth of m34, and any witches and guilds and etc.)
thats a good question!!! its a bit of a gray area (ba dum ts 🥁), in my head i always considered "being a member of the magic community" as having something that makes you like. not a normal human. like having some kind of magic or being a spirit/monster/cryptid/etc!!
for black and white canvases, theres nothing inherently special about them besides the level of their magic resistance..,,everyone has some level of resistance, they are just the most extreme levels, but i dont think having it is considered any kind of special magic power or sets you too far apart from other humans!!
for a black canvas its being a part of a guild/the m-34th is what makes you part of the magic community!! the m-34th has nothing inherently magic but since they involve themselves so much in police-ing the magic community they are by and large considered a part of it
for a white canvas its actually incredibly hard to get involved with the magic community i feel... mostly for this reason: a lot of the community hides behind some kind of masking spell-- witches use the mob spell, the merchant uses...something, sulluvan only appears to those who he wants to, but all of it has its roots in "using magic to conceal yourself from the world," and the less resistance you have the less you're able to break from that!! essentially, a white canvas is the most magic-gullible type LOL!! contrast this to a black canvas where you couldnt use a masking spell around them if you tried your best, theyd see right through it
im actually not sure how marshall even ends up being part of the m-34th and gets involved anyway...his pipeline into the magic community must have been someone directly pulling him in and getting him straight to the m-34th because theres no way he couldve gotten in organically the way lime did, he would just be going about his merry way...
#but anyway!!! i never considered them organically a part of the magic community!!#good question though!!!#white canvases are so much more rare than black canvases#just because they either sponge up the illusion magic and dont question shit#or if they get involved they tend to die easy LOL#marshall operates on pure determination and probably spite#in a beta idea marshall has an older brother in the higher ranks of the m-34th and hes determined to be better than him no matter what#which is how he gets involved in the first place#they have a bad relationship#the kind of thing where its like (youll never be a part of this organization as a white canvas just go home and give up)#so he goes to great lengths to prove him wrong#finds a better big brother relationship with lime <3333#marshall must also be crazy smart to figure out ways to 1) get himself into the m-34th and 2) pass all their training and exams#while openly admitting he is a white canvas#and doing it faster than lime#while secretly managing to secure potions and using them without anyone finding out
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How do you think Kit’s shadowhunter training is coming on?
By TWP I’m kind of hoping that he’s good enough to be patrolling yk!!!! I hope he’s an efficient in the last king of faerie 😅
ik tessa and jem are training him well and are definitely helping him to control his powers. but also that they really want him to lead just a normal, mundane life. and honestly, i don't mind that. in fact, i think it would be really good for him, to finally live out his childhood and just be a normal kid for a while, i think he really deserves it after all the shit he went through and i wanna see that calmer side of him <3
but also i think it would be super cool if we got to see him patrol with other young shadowhunters in his area! like i just know that would be super chaotic and funny as hell to read (cassie pls give us this!). plus it would really teach him a lot about what being a shadowhunter actually looks like and i love that (he's gonna learn things fs and i can’t wait to see it!)
so, in conclusion -> i want high schooler!kit who patrols at night and then has to get up for a maths test the following morning <3
#give me (as hannah montana once said) the best of both worlds#like i want him to know peace and love and a safe home BUT also to feel a part of the shadowhunter community#and like he knows what he’s doing in battle#so yeah 2 in 1 me thinks would be best eheheh <3#kit herondale#the dark artifices#the wicked powers#tda#twp#tsc
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Deception [Part 1]
Mysterio x Reader | Read the original here
This is an AU universe of the MCU Spider-Man. The reader is a female version of Spider-Man and is an adult who is an Avenger. Characters are pretty much the same, just a few AU adjustments. This story closely follows the plot of Far From Home.
a/n: the reader was not dusted during the Blip. I kept the Parker last name just out of personal preference (sorry if that ruins it for you lol), no I haven't decided if Mysterio is actually a villain or not that’s a decision I will make if I decide to continue the story. I am not including the E.D.I.T.H. glasses in this AU.
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You sat on top of a high building overlooking the city in front of you. You could hear horns honking and the flutter of bat wings. People chattered below you. It felt nice to finally be home for good. The events of the past five years had taken a serious tole on your mental health. You had watched your mentor sacrifice his own life in order to make sure your biggest foe was gone for good. It was hard knowing many of the heroes you had looked up to at a young age were gone forever. You were one of the few remaining members of the Avengers left on Earth. Many of them decided to go somewhere else to protect the universe. But you stayed here.
You were only sixteen when Tony recruited you for the Avengers. You were twenty-one now. An adult. But you did not feel like an adult. You still felt like the same scared little kid who almost got killed by Thanos a couple years ago. You sometimes wake up from reliving that nightmare. The feeling of getting thrown and slammed onto the ground. The feeling of air escaping your lungs and not being able to return. Your vision going blurry. It was all still too real for you. It was one of your weakest moments. You felt like you had let everyone down in that moment. If the others had not been there you would be dead. You knew that. But that was the point of having a team. Stronger in numbers.
You continued staring out at the illuminating city. You sometimes wish you had never been bit by that spider that day. Things could have been so much simpler. That was a stupid thought. You remembered idolizing Iron Man as a child. You always wanted to protect the world as he did. He inspired you to be a better person. He inspired you to want to help others. He still inspired you today. His sacrifice was a statement to the world that heroes would do anything to protect them.
Suddenly, you felt your phone begin vibrating. You grabbed it from your pocket. It was Happy. You picked up, “Hey, Hap. What’s up, man?” “Come back home, we have to talk about something,” Happy spoke through the phone. You were concerned, “Okay. I am on my way. Is everything okay?” Happy mumbled into the phone, “We will talk more when you get here.” He hung up. It worried you that Happy was speaking so fast and was fast to hang up. You pulled your mask over your face and jumped off the building.
You landed on top of the building next to your apartment building. You triple checked to make sure no one was around. You crawled down the wall and hid behind the dumpster. You took off your suit and threw it into the bag you had hidden, throwing it over your shoulder once the suit was hidden. You climbed up the wall, reaching your window and crawling inside. You threw your bag onto the bed and continued into the living room to see Happy sitting with your Uncle. They were both smiling and laughing about something. You cleared your throat, “I’m home.” Happy and Uncle Ben turned to you. Uncle Ben rose from the couch, “Hi, honey! I am so glad you are home. Happy and I were just catching up.” You smiled at him. But your smile quickly shifted when you began to address Happy, “What was it you needed to talk to me about, Happy?” Happy smiled at you, “Sorry for the rush on the phone, Y/N. I had just arrived here and I did not want to be rude to Ben.” You exhaled a sigh of relief, “Happy! You scared me. I thought something was seriously wrong.” Happy chuckled, “Sorry about that. Now. As I told Ben, we should be expecting a visitor soon.” You were confused, “What do you mean a vi-”
There was a knock at the door. Happy walked over and opened it to reveal Nick Fury standing in your doorway. You shuttered. “Now, I want to know why you are so hard to get in contact with, Miss Parker,” Fury began. “I-I’ve been really busy,” you defended. “Happy tells me you have been dodging my calls. You shot a look at Happy. “Don’t look at me like that, he’s my boss too,” Happy acknowledged your look. “I don’t care about how you feel about me trying to contact you, Miss Parker. You are an Avenger and I do not take kindly to someone not acting like it,” Fury shut down your dismay quickly. You stared at the man in front of you. He was right. You had not been acting like an Avenger lately. Truly. You did not want to act like one. You enjoyed getting to relax after watching everyone else leave. You felt alone as an Avenger. Fury was right. You needed to begin acting like an Avenger. “There will be a car here to pick you up at 5 a.m. tomorrow morning. I suggest you don’t keep me waiting any longer. I have someone for you to meet,” he was stern with his statement. “Yes, sir,” you agreed. “Now, since you made me come all the way here to get you, where can a brother get a drink,” Fury spoke.
Fury and Happy were gone. It was late. You sat in the dim lit living room alone. You hunched over your phone that laid on the table in front of you. You stared at the picture of you and Tony. Any time with Tony was a fun time. You idolized the man. He made you into the hero you are. “What would he think of you like this,” you whispered to yourself. You had been down lately. What Tony did was marvelous. You could never be like him. He was the hero the world needed. You are just some weird girl who can stick to stuff. You felt your eyes begin to fill a little. “Everything okay,” Uncle Ben sat down next to you. You looked at him, “I’m fine. Just thinking.” He knew you were lying. You could see it on his face. He wrapped one of his arms around you, “I’m here if you need me, kiddo.” You rested your head on his shoulder, “Thanks, Ben.”
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You did not sleep the night before. You had began to take a shower, but instead you sat in the tub thinking about what tomorrow would hold. You sat there for quite sometime thinking before you realized you needed to get out and get ready. It was 4:45 now. You grabbed your suit and put it on. You had contemplated whether or not to wear the suit. You decided it was best to. You never knew who you could trust anymore. You wrote Uncle Ben a note that read “Time for super stuff, love you.” You knew he would understand. He always understood. You pulled your mask over your face and climbed out the window. It was chilly out this early. 5 a.m. arrived and a large black vehicle arrived promptly. You were escorted into the back where Nick Fury sat. He eyeballed you, “Why the suit, kid?” You were embarrassed under the mask, “I don’t know who I can trust, so I thought I shou-” “Don’t be an idiot. Anyone I would bring into our headquarters is someone you can trust. You know that,” he cut you off. You shook your head in agreement, but did not remove the mask. Despite everything, you felt unsafe. Something felt off about the whole situation. Your Spider-Sense was telling you so.
In what felt like the blink of an eye, you were in the secret headquarters. Fury got out of the vehicle, you were close behind. You followed him, passing many workers. You did not recognize them. They were all basically strangers to you. It felt wrong. You felt like you should not be here. You and Fury entered the elevator together. It went down many floors. “Kid, you don’t have to be so tense. I would not let anyone in here who could hurt you,” Fury reassured. He could tell you were nervous. You nodded.
“Now then,” the elevator opened and you both stepped out, “Spider-Girl, I’d like you to meet Mr. Beck.” A tall man in a cape stood in front of you. He smiled, “So, you’re the one everyone has been telling me about. It’s a pleasure.” He extended his hand. You placed your hand in his. He leaned in and whispered, “You can call me Quentin.” You shook his hand, “Hi. H-Hold on. I-I’m sorry, but are you the guy from the news?” He chuckled, “Yeah, that’s me. Wishing I had hidden my identity better. But I thought it would help people to have a face with their hero.” You snapped your fingers while trying to remember, “Now then, what was it they called you? Mysterio?” He smiled, “Yep. That’s the name they’ve given me.” You were amazed at the man in front of you. He had came out of no where and was already loved and adored by the public. You were always seen as a menace.
Fury coughed, “If you two are finished...” You and Quentin directed your attention to him. “Now then. We have been informed that there have been spikes in energy all across the globe. I have decided that the two of you would be the best fit in handling this situation. Spider-Girl, as one of the last remaining members of the Avengers, you will be heading the mission,” Fury was serious. You shook your head in disbelief, “Wait. Wait, isn’t there anyone else you can call on. I’ve never really soloed a mission before.” Fury furrowed his brows, “You are going to head this mission.” “What about Carol? Thor? Any of the Guardians? They are all way more qualified than I am,” you argued. “They all have more important things to do. But you, all you’ve been doing is swinging around this city stopping petty crime. Now, as your superior, I am telling you what you will be doing. I suggest you do not give me anymore lip about it. You’re walking a fine line with me already. Tony is not here to protect you anymore. You have to learn to protect yourself,” Fury’s tone was growing frustrated. You stood in silence. “Do I make myself clear,” he asserted. You nodded, “Yes sir.”
You spent the next several hours discussing plans. Where these anomalies were happening. The best plan of attack. This panicked you more than anything. A huge responsibility was being put on your shoulders. You did not know anything about this mission. Nothing made sense. It was all too convenient. After the discussions were done, Fury directed you and Quentin further, “I got the two of you a hotel room. There are two beds. It will help the two of your bond to be that close. You two need to get to know each other pretty well in order for this mission to succeed.” “Wonderful,” you thought. All you were wanting was to be alone. You shook your head in agreement. “I’m going to go out for a bit. I need to think alone for a while,” you excused yourself. Quentin smiled, “I’ll see you later.”
You sat on top of a building. You seemed to do this a lot. You loved admiring the city. It was beautiful especially at night. Suddenly, Quentin appeared in front of you. You were not alarmed. “What’s up, Spider-Girl,” he questioned as he sat down beside you. His helmet disappeared revealing his handsome face once again. “This whole hero thing... it’s always been different for me, Quentin. I have always been the underdog no matter what I do. I am one of the only Avengers he can call on and somehow I am still not good enough for him,” you spilled. Quentin smiled at you, “I for one think you are an amazing hero. I have no doubt you were born to be an amazing hero.” You chuckled. Quentin raised an eyebrow, “What’s so funny?” You shook your head, “I used to be a scared high schooler who witnessed her aunt get murdered in front of her. Then, I went from being a normal kid to fighting some crazy guy in a mechanical bird costume. I never asked to be an Avenger. It was a freak accident, Quentin.” Quentin placed his hand on your thigh, “Everything happens for a reason.” You blushed at his touch. “You don’t even know me,” you muttered. Quentin leaned closer to you, “I want to get to know you, Spider-Girl.” He placed his hand on the under part of your mask and raised it up to your nose, you grabbed his wrist fast. Quentin jumped slightly. “I-I... I’m n-not ready for you to kn-know who I am,” you stuttered. He smiled slightly, “That’s okay. I understand.” You let go of his wrist. “It’s nothing per-personal, we just met. Not many people know who I am,” you were embarrassed. He smiled.
You stood up, “I-I’m gonna go. I should probably get some food in me. I-I’ll see you back at the hotel.” He followed you, “We can go together. We are going to be spending a lot of time together. I’d like to get to know the person I am working with.” Your cheeks were red under your mask. You were fighting yourself inside your head. Should you or should you not? It was difficult. You wanted to open up to people, but that was too difficult. “Sure, Quentin,” you agreed. “But here’s the thing. You’ll have to get the food and meet me back up here. I can’t be seen just chilling in a local restaurant. I don’t need that kind of press right now,” you told him. His expression change into a frown, “Oh.” You felt bad. Maybe Quentin was safe. Maybe you could trust him. Maybe it was time to take a risk. “Look,” you began, “Okay. Meet me downstairs in like seven minutes. We will walk somewhere together. Just... put some normal clothes on. Let’s do something not as supers for a while.” Quentin’s face lit up. He took your hands in his, “Seriously? You’ll go to dinner with me?” You smiled under your mask, “Yeah, I guess.” Quentin smiled even wider, “You won’t regret this!” Quentin rushed to the door and excused himself.
You changed in one of the bathrooms up stairs. You put on a plain t-shirt and a pair of jeans. You wanted to look as normal as possible. “Maybe this is all a mistake... don’t you think you’re rushing,” you thought. You shook it off and headed for the elevator. You took it down to the lobby. You saw Quentin across the room. He was wearing a blue button-up and jeans. It seemed odd to see him outside of his suit. “He’ll definitely feel the same,” you thought. You walked over to him, “Hey, Quentin.” He turned and stared at you. You froze. “Oh God, what have I done,” you thought in panic. “Wow,” he spoke, “You’re beautiful.” You felt your cheeks turn pink. You shook off his compliment, “No, no. I never got to formally introduce myself. I’m Y/N Parker. And yes, I am behind the mask. Hope you aren’t disappointed.” He shook his head, “I’m not disappointed at all. I’m pleasantly surprised.” Your face flooded with color again and you chuckled slightly. “So,” you changed the subject, “You ready to walk?” He smiled at you, “I’d be happy to walk with you anywhere, Y/N.”
The two of you headed out. You talked about what being a superhero from a young age was like, about how much you missed your friends and a normal life. Quentin told you a story about what life was like for him before everything happened. He told you about his family which he has lost. The two of you sharing made you feel better about revealing who you are to him. Your guard had been up nonstop since the giant fight with Thanos. It was hard for you to allow new people into your life. You had pushed away your friends from school, it was easier since they had blipped and you didn’t. You regretted isolating yourself.
Quentin went inside a restaurant and ordered food for the both of you then you both walked back. Of course the two of you could not go out without him getting recognized. He is the most popular hero on the scene right now. A couple of girls your age ran up confirming it was him and snapping a picture with him. One of them making a quick comment about how handsome he was, and you couldn’t help the slight feeling of jealousy in your stomach. You shook the feeling off, the two of you were not dating. You were thankful the girls only took a picture of him and did not snap a photo of you together. It would be suspicious for a picture of Mysterio with a random girl to surface once you two are inevitably spotted together as heroes. He walked back over to you and smiled. “Super star, eh?” You jabbed at him. He blew his breath out and smiled, “No... you think so?” You laughed with him,
Your guard was lower than it had been in years. You felt a weight you'd been carrying for a while begin to lift. You could not deny the slight crush you were developing on Quentin. He was charming and funny. Not to mention handsome. You enjoyed his company. He attempted to take your hand in his causing you to jump at the sudden touch. “Oh- Sorry,” Quentin’s face flushed with embarrassment. You shook your head, “No-No you’re fine. Just caught me off guard is all.” It was strange that your body did not warn you of him about to touch you. You must have sensed no danger on him. This was new for you. The rest of the walk was silent between you two.
You returned back to your hotel room with the food. You could not help but feel embarrassment for making what was developing between you two awkward. You were beating yourself up and on top of it, your room key decided to give you a hard time. You leaned your head against the hotel door, sighing in frustration. You felt Quentin get closer to you, reaching for your wrist to help you with the door key. “You just have to give it a little longer,” he spoke softly. The door clicked and you tried the handle again. It opened. “Thank you,” you mumbled looking at him. He was smiling at you.
The two of you sat at the tiny coffee table together. He pulled the food out of the bags, handing you yours first. You picked at your food, too anxious to really eat. There were a billion things on your mind, yet you could not focus on one of them. “Y/N?” You had gotten lost in your own thoughts. “Sorry, just a lot on my mind,” you shot a fake smile at him. He reached across the table and placed his hand on yours, “You can talk to me.” You sighed. Struggling to look at him, “Fury just puts so much pressure on me. It’s like he expects me to... I don't know. I barely know what I’m doing.” Quentin squeezed your hand slightly, “Fury believes in you. He knows you can be the next Iron Man. The next leader of the Avengers!” You chuckled, “I don’t want to be the next Iron Man. Tony... he never wanted me to end up like him. I love being a hero, but I’m a friendly neighborhood Spider-Girl. I wasn’t ready to fight a giant titan in space and nearly die.” There was a silence between you both. You sure did know how to get people to stop talking to you, didn’t you? You felt tears building up in your eyes. Quentin caressed your hand with one of his fingers, “It’s okay to be scared, Y/N. You haven’t had a break.” You looked up at him and smiled, “Thank you.” His gaze lingered on you. You felt your cheeks growing a little pink. “You’re so beautiful, Y/N. I wish we had met under different circumstances,” Quentin intertwined fingers with you.
You both finished what you wanted of your food then sat on your separate beds. You scrolled mindlessly on your phone for a bit. Of course, videos of Mysterio were everywhere. The public adored him worldwide. You were happy to be working with him. You stretched slightly and stood up, “I’m gonna go get ready for bed.” Quentin mumbled an “Okay” not looking up from his book. You walked into the tiny bathroom and splashed some water in your face. You changed into some sleep shorts and a tank top. You were brushing your teeth when he knocked on the door.
“Yeah?”
“Can I come in?”
That’s weird...
“Sure, I’m decent,” you joked.
Quentin opened the door only wearing his boxers. You looked at him in the mirror and an indistinguishable look was on his face. He walked up to you slowly, wrapping his hands around your waist. He made sure his hands ran over every inch of your skin until they met for him to pull you close. You felt chills run all over your body. He rested his chin on your shoulder, looking into your eyes through the mirror. His beard hairs tickled your exposed skin. You wanted to ask what he wanted, but you knew. You decided to just enjoy this intimacy. He began to kiss your shoulder, all the way up to your neck. You could feel something poking your back. Your body was flooding with heat. Could you really be this vulnerable with someone? You were loving the attention his mouth was giving to your neck. You placed one of your hands on his head, groaning with pleasure.
“Quentin?”
“Yes?,” he mumbled into your neck.
“What exactly are you trying to do?” you smiled softly at him in the mirror.
“Whatever you’re comfortable with,” he kissed your neck more.
You can’t do this. Not yet.
You tugged at his arms around you, turning to face him. “Don’t... don’t be mad at me,” you sighed. He smiled softly at you, “I would never be mad at you for telling me no when you aren’t ready.” He cupped your cheek, you closed your eyes enjoying his touch. “I... I’m so exhausted. You make me feel so safe... I think this is the first time I have relaxed in years,” you kissed his palm. “Let’s get you to bed then,” he grabbed your hand and led you to your bed. You both crawled into your beds. You rolled over to look at him from the other side. He was smiling at you.
“Goodnight, beautiful,” he spoke softly leaning for the lamp.
“Goodnight, Quinn,” you yawned.
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END PART 1
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