#it took so fucking long to redownload

[nexioth]

i log into genshin for the first time in months and i am suddenly punched in the face with the sight only 160 resin

[bimbodoggie]

ONE NIGHT • toji fushiguro ! blk bimbo plus sized reader

Here you were in Toji’s bed, folded in half while he fucked into you. “Let me make you a mommy yeah?” he rasped into your ear groping every place of your body, he left no crevice untouched.

contents: 19+ content mating press, groping, toji being a pervert, cheating (but from gojo), age gap (reader is in their early twenties and toji late thirties), doggystyle, toji sticks a thumb where it shouldn’t be, reader is an airhead, mentions of reader breaking up with Gojo, This isn’t proof read and this is my first fic on here so bare with me pls :)

You decided today was the day to get out of bed after your break up with your ex Gojo Satoru, you found out during his free time he was going to trips to meet up with different women, if it wasn’t for you using the leftover brain cells in your brain you would’ve been oblivious. The day finally came when you finally confronted him, and he did what any other man does when he’s caught….cry, throw a tantrum like a toddler who’s mother simply said no. It took all of your strength not to show him how the situation really made you feel.

“Get out” you sternly told him, only giving the things he came to your apartment with, the rest of the things were gifts you gave him that obviously he didn’t deserve. The only thing that separated you two now was the door which you slammed in his face making yourself jump. “It’s not like I’m unattractive and can’t find another boytoy” you thought to yourself redownloading tinder and looking at all of the messages that basically collected dust in your inbox while you were with Gojo.

One match in particular caught your eye, Toji Fushiguro’s an older man with a scar that decorated the top and bottom of his lip, emerald green eyes, black hair, matched with a black shirt that almost ripped because of how muscular he looked. Apparently you caught Toji’s eye first because he sent a message. I would kill to have a girl like you on my arm, what do you say doll? You looked at the message over and over until you replied. Ever since then you two were texting back and forth.

It wasn’t until later in the day he asked if you wanted to go out to dinner and go back to his apartment, you then agreed. You spent probably an hour scrambling for the most curve-hugging, neck breaking, outfit. After walking into the restaurant, you frantically looked around for the man that matched his Tinder profile, you then was greeted by a “are you Y/N?” a voice boomed in your ear making you gasp.

There he was, you stood face to face to the man you spent hours flirting with via text. You looked him with your big brown doe eyes and nodded, he then led the way to where his seat was. “Its finally nice to see a face with these texts” he says getting comfortable inside of the booth, you played with the hem of your skirt not knowing what to say. For the next hour you two exchanged laughs and found out you two had more in common than you thought.

After Toji paid the bill he led you to where his car was parked, it was an old school sports car, considering you not knowing shit about cars you just complimented the car and got in. Toji was a pure gentleman, he opened the car door for you, and led the way to his apartment. It was minimalistic but nice, you can tell a man resided in the lonely apartment the way the energy felt. “Make yourself at home” he says walking to the kitchen to wash his hands.

You sat down on the couch which faced the television, it was black with a velvet touch, very soft and plush, like yourself. Toji brought over two glasses of chilled white wine and put on a movie. You weren’t sure if it was the wine but you felt an ache in your cunt making you shift your thighs together, your action puzzled Toji giving you a nonverbal “are you ok?” look without saying it. You nodded and quickly looked away because of the embarrassment you felt creeping up on you. His long arm stretched and made its way to your body constricting you like a snake squeezing its prey.

You blushed and bit your bottom lip, of course you had zero thoughts in your head to think Toji was trying to get you into his bed. He rubbed his thumb against your bottom lip making you look away once more in embarrassment. “I meant what I said doll” Toji purrs leaning in to kiss you. Your eyes widen with shock as your tongues battled each other to see who will win in a war for dominance, by default Toji won. You pulled away wiping leftover saliva from your lip.

You began to straddle Toji, you two continued to kiss until he started undressing you, layer by layer as if you were an onion, he didn’t stop until you were the one who was fully nude making you blush uncontrollably. Toji started groping you from your breast to your ass, he breathed in your scent like he was a hound dog searching for a prey. “Please” you whimpered under his touch. Toji proceeded to pick you up and gently laid you on the bed.

He slowly started to strip himself of his clothes so you were able to take a mental photograph of his physique, the way his pectorals flexed when he took his shirt off, or the way his thighs looked, so ride able…and he was yours for this night. Toji climbed on top of you grinding his hard on onto your cunt. He hissed at the tightness of how he felt, his cock needed to be freed. The last thing to go was his boxers, you saw how angry his cock looked and how pre-cum covered his slit. “On your knees” he directs getting off of the bed..you obeyed and took Toji in your mouth, he was losing it the way your glossed lips felt against his shaft. His large hands gripped your hair guiding you and taking control.

You felt him down in your throat, spit pooled from your mouth to your breast making Toji moan at the sight below him, “you’re so fucking gross you know that” he growls his pace is stuttering now, “having a filthy old pervert like me fuck your throat, I know you’re enjoying this too aren’t you whore?” he says once more slapping your face while you maintained eye contact. He pulled you off of his cock and put you on the bed making you fall face first.

Toji took a moment to really appreciate how you looked from behind, the way your hole begged to be filled, and how your ass was ready. “get ready for me baby” he says slowly inching in. You had tears of pleasure in your eyes while your manicured nails gripped the sheets, your cunt began to queef which made you feel embarrassed once more..it was as if you were keeping tally of the amount of times you felt embarrassed in one night. Toji crept over you his front meeting your back, he grabbed your hair “she’s talkin’ to me, keep squeezing around me yeah?” he whispered licking the shell of your ear. Somehow his thumb found his way onto your puckered hole making you look back at him with sad puppy eyes.

He then flipped you over to your front, he took your legs and put them over his shoulder, he started to stroke slowly, “p-please” you whimpered landing a hand on his chest, he looked you in your eyes with a deadpan stare while he sped up making the headboard thud against the wall. “TOJI” you screamed, here you were in Toji’s bed folded in half while he continued to fuck into you, “let me make you a mommy, yeah?” he rasped into your ear groping you in every place on your body, he left no crevice unturned.

Toji felt you squeeze around him, he rubbed your sensitive nub, “I know baby I know” he coos watching you unfold, you felt funny like you needed to pee? you squirted out a clear liquid while toji emptied himself inside of you.

“We’re not done yet dove, its only 8:00 pm, we have the whole night” he says scooping his cum back inside of you.

[thegunlady]

tagged (adjacent) by @dollsome-does-tumblr 💚

📺 Currently Watching: Currently watching Evil and The OA (on Netflix) which are both excellent cerebral/sci-fi/spiritual/horror shows. I was obsessed with S1 of The OA and then it took a pretty big turn in S2 and I wasn't quite as rapt, so I took a break to watch Evil, which is honestly pretty terrifying? I don't really spook easy re: movie monster things mostly, but some stuff on that show has me hustlin' for the bed after I turn the lights off at night (specifically GEORGE!!). Anyway, they are both very well made and written and I recommend both if you like that sort of thing.

🌶️ Sweet/Savory/Spicy? Will gladly eat any of them in isolation or combination but I'm a savory fan! I've never had too much of a sweet tooth but I WILL wither and die like a houseplant without salty, crunchy snacks. I currently have no sweets in my house but I do have 4 kinds of potato chips (including spicy ones ofc—Zapp's Hotter 'N' Hot Jalapeño, iykyk) .

🤩 Current Obsession: Yesterday, on a whim, I decided to redownload Animal Crossing after close to 2 years of not playing it and promptly fucked up transferring it to my new Switch and LOST my 400-plus-hour island. After a moment's devastation, I decided shrug emoji I barely remember what I was doing with it anyway, and jumped into a new save and am honestly having a BLAST. I played for an unreasonably long time and am counting the minutes until I get off work and can play some more tonight!

Tagging: I will follow in Dollsome's footsteps and agree—I'm tagging anyone who sees this right now. You, yes, you!!! Do it!! 🥰

[codes]

that mmd took so fucking long to make,

it took finding an enstars model that is actually available to the public and finding the password to download, finding a stage, oh wait the stage isnt working and my model is pure white. it looks like i need to convert the file so my computer can actually read japanese text (a common phenomenon that has its own wikipedia article). also adjusting the bone placement to make sure it worked for the game motion, learning how to work the monstrosity that is mmd, learning about effects, learning raycast (amazing system that is impossible without a tutorial and some knowledge of computer lighting already), wait this makes the animation look ugly as shit, let me go into the file and edit the effect myself to my liking, rendering made it crash. oh no. i lost all of my progress bc an early attempt at rendering worked perfectly. need to redo everything by hand. now some effects arent working. let me redownload mmd and see if that changes everything, it doesnt. then it randomly does. ive been working on this for so long.

[bihansthot]

Ani referred to me as his friend while talking to his cat, so I guess that finally clears things up. He also took me home after spending a grand total of an hour and 10 minutes with me tonight because he needed to buy pot which he could have done all day but he chose not to and to nap instead. Might be time to redownload the dating apps, it’s clear I’m just a booty call and like I’ve suspected for a while now just his rebound fuck after dumping his long term girlfriend. I suppose we can just be friends with benefits though, he is a good lay so I guess that counts for something. To say I’m disappointed and hurt is a huge understatement but at least I know where I stand now, there’s some comfort in that.

[angeldiaries777]

Blog potentially being deleted

I want to delete my tumblr I’m bored of it I feel like posting on here just gives me more incentive to complain and waste more of my life on the internet which I didn’t even think was fucking possible because I’ve literally been online for as long as I can remember and even when I do logout or delete the app I always just end up redownloading it to vent

I’ve been Locked out of twitter since like 2022 and making new socials just seems stupid atp cuz like I don’t rlly wanna interact with strangers anymore I never really did tbh even on the internet I’ve never had like online friends or anything but i somehow always ended up in fights and drama cuz of my lit opinions and mentally ill brain also I was just a stupid 14 year old kid being cancelled like every 3-5 business days because I was edgy. Like I was being bullied at school everyday (that’s not true everyone was actually pretty nice to me cuz im actually cool and not a loser) and I’d come home and spill that anger on the internet. Take a shot everytime I type internet DONT. Please don’t. Anyway My point before my adhd took over was I’m still really sick and def need to just not be on here.

I thought my existence on the internet was healthy now cuz I generally keep to myself and just reblog a quote every now and then but looking at all this healing content and stuff instead of actually healing is getting old.

I know I’ve made so many improvements the past few months even weeks alone yet I still feel so unbelievably depressed and I was lashing out at myself for never feeling happy and really just blaming myself for being mentally I’ll instead of accepting it.

Lots of people said things about me that either hurt me or were untrue and that only made me want to hide even more than I already did and my safe spaces got boring and dark and just everything is just this frustrating web of thoughts and I just want to be happy for once but even if I don’t neglect myself and do what I’m supposed to do I still don’t think I’ll escape depression. My only options at this point are medication and more therapy which both sound like nightmares

Don’t really have any others resources atm

Just even going to therapy made me feel worse the more I went and my anxiety took over so I just stopped going

As for medication there’s just so many logistics around it it’s been jarring to even consider it as an option for so long

[just-some-random-blogger]

Its okay to be sad. Feel your feelings. It's normal and perfectly okay. Your writing will always be there. Your mental health should always come first.

aLSO OMFG SHUT UPI CAN BE THE SAME WAY BUT IT'S THAT IM TOO DISTRACTED ALL THE TIME. I'm /too/ talkative and I sometimes i feel like people are like wow not talking to this bitch lmfaooooooo. I'm always like damn my extroversion strikes again 😭

Go ahead and show us!!! I'd love to see it!!

Oh my God I'm a huge fucking metalhead. Screamo is my preferred genre, but it's pretty much all under the heavy metal genre. I'm going to see Motionless in White in July for theeeeeee 3rd? time???? I can't remember, but asdhlasiudhasildh highly recommend listening to them and their album "Scoring the End of The World" . Fucking incredible. Also Amity Afflictions new album "Not Without My Ghosts" . One song on there called "When It Rains It Pours" has been on repeat for the past four weeks for me. 🥲

ALSO can't believe that interviewer didn't bother asking his favorite metal bands LIKE YOU HAD ONE JOB. ONE. 😭😭😭😭

Oh shit i think i just got an idea for an aemond au i could write 😈😈😈😈😈

(: yeah. it is ok to be sad. its just a challenge to navigate

IM ALSO A DISTRACTED TALKATIVE PERSON LOL and im also sometimes on the fence about how people react to me and my learned extraversion AHAHAH

ANYWAY HERE ARE MY TSHIRT DESIGNS try not to mind my annoying watermark. i added it cos of the 'ok anons' i get that i do not trust. i did this for fun and i dont want anyone to do anything but look at this. @lexi-anastasia wanted to see too so heres the big reveal LOL

🤠BONK🤠

OK I HAVE AN ADAM DRIVER AS MAURIZIO GUCCI BRAINROT OK OK AND I REALLY WANTED TO TAKE A WACK AT DOING THE METAL DAEMON TEE BEFORE REPLYING. i know the metal tee it could be more distressed but IDK I THINK ITS A SLAY IM GOING TO BE MAKING MORE IM THINKING OF REDOWNLOADING PHOTOSHOP JUST FOR THIS PROJECT COS I DID THIS ON CANVA AND THERE ARE EFFECTS I CANT ACHIEVE THERE

I PLAN TO MAKE LIKE FIVE SHIRTS SO AHHH IM SO EXCITED HAHAHAHAHAH but also i probably wont redownload photoshop cos its been years since i touched that 😓 lolol

also! im so glad that you mentioned the music you did.

ive heard of motionless in white! i think i tried getting into them but lol i didnt AHAHH i took a listen to scoring the end of the world, as in the song, COS WHAT AN INSANE TITLE THATS SO COOL i loved the song so MUCH!!! i really liked how heavy the instrumentation is! i look for this in pop music a lot and im like 🧍‍♀️ why didnt they go heavier? SO THIS WAS REALLY NICE

but then i kinda giggled when i heard the lead's emo voice T_T HAHAHAH i was like yeah that's about right, i'd nearly forgotten some people sing like this unironically 💀💀🤣🤣 idk i had expected a voice timbre like the singer in maneskin, damiano LOL. i could talk about this more but itd get too long

i also listened to "Not Without My Ghosts", not realizing you were just mentioning the album name, and "When It Rains It Pours". when i was listening to not without my ghosts i thought scoring the end of the world would have been cooler had the motionless in white singer had that kind of voice timbre BUT THATS NOT A SLIGHT I JUST THINK THAT PERSONALLY I STILL THINK ITS A SLAY.

and when i was listening to when it rains it pours, it for some reason reminded me of pain by of mice & men, idk if its the screams or the lyrics, maybe a bit of both. i love that song so much. anyway when it rains it pours was like... ok for me lololol again not a slight but i liked scroing the end of the world better

oh and i hadnt realized ewan talked about that in an interview. i mean, maybe the interviewer was idk nervous or smth T_T LOL. i t be like that. anyway, i hope you have fun writing that aemond au idea my love! id ask you what is is but if you wanted to say then you would have lol.

thank you for dropping by!!! i love you

[nardonotes]

24 sep '24

8:52pm

hello my mankeys... (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ) i am so tired and my body is sore..... i didn't make an entry yesterday but i literally can't even rmbr what happened.. "( – ⌓ – ) like did i write one yesterday or no? me forgot huhuhu.. what did i even do yesterday bruh,, i can't rmbr. i got a bad case of ifuckingforgotinitis *facepalm* OH I RMBR! LOL i was 1. late for class and 2. had a 3hr long break in between and took a nap at home AND KNOCKED OUT!!!! I WOKE UP EXACTLY ON TIME FOR CLASS. it was like my body said BITCH WAKE UP U GOT CLASS......!! and then i RAN TO CLASS (which was literally pointless because i had done everything for that class on the weekend so i just sat there helping everyone. they need to pay me)

BUT ANYWAYS, enough of yesterday- let's talk about today! lord did i have fucking day!! (⸝⸝๑﹏๑⸝⸝) first of all, LATE FOR CLASS AGAIN. and i remember waking up like 20 minutes before class and emailing my prof like "i will be late" literally lied out of my fucking ass... hehe. and then i went back to sleep for a little bit then BOOM. it's been two hours and class is almost over -_-/ u know what? idgaf. i really don't gaf, it's not a national holiday. ദ്ദി(ᵔᗜᵔ) it's fine cause im not super behind in that class anyways. but yeah,, and then right after class- i took a train to the nearest city (45 mins train ride) to meet my friend, yall know the friend i talked about a few entries ago, TO TALK ABOUT TEA!!!! but then they invited like three of their friends.... awko taco moment. but it's ok cause they're cool and we still got to talk about the situation that occurred. i would've still wanted to just talk to them though. also i was supposed to stay till 6pm but they were talking about unrelated things for so long,, and i was so tired my head hurt- so i left 2 hrs early!!

( ´･･)ﾉ(._.`)

anyways, the second i got home i literally took a shower and did some work because FUCK!!!!!!! I AM SO FUCKING DRAINED AND MY BODY ALWAYS HURTS NOW AND I BEEN HAVING STOMACH ISSUES LIKE I WANNA SHIT ALL THE TIME BUT I HAVE NO APPETITE WHO VOODOOED ME??? the voodoo in question being my body not used to going out 5-6 days a week in a row. ｡°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°｡

ok last thing before i end this, i redownloaded instagram for chismosa purposes (i have insane chismosa virus) and had to get in the gc.. but while i was in the dms i noticed this girl i had been talking to for literally like i think months ( i aired her when i started college sorry!) (ó﹏ò｡) had dmd me asking how i been 3 days ago. and i feel bad cause it's like damn... u want me this bad or u just bored? like should i just give her my number and start texting her again? BUT THEN IT WOULD BE A SITUATIONSHIP AND LIKE I LOWKEY DONT WANT THAT.... but she is pretty. also far away still (everyone is far from me) but she's also giving yellow fever oo- anyways,, the attention is nice. idk what to do. ૮ – ﻌ–ა

ANYWAYS I YAPPED TOO MUCH AGAIN! idgaf. goodnight to pretty girls only and me <33

song of the day; Nothing Else Matters by Little Mix !! ♪♫~

[a-shy-mimiktwo]

I fucking hate that when I redownloaded Sonic Dash, I found out it RESET ALL OF MY DATA.

I HAD SONIC MAXED OUT WHICH TOOK SO FUCKING LONG TO GET ALL THE RINGS.

AND NOW YOU NEED FUCKING CHARACTER CARDS TO UPGRADE STUFF TOO.

[dollpiles]

Fate/Stay Night: Unlimited Blade Works Route, Day 2/6 Thoughts

It has been a long while since I touched this, so it took some adjustment time coming back. I still really enjoy reading it though; not sure why my interest fell off.

Throughout Fate route, I struggled a lot with the choices (this is the first lengthy vn I've ever read). Since then I read a post from someone (I believe it was toskarin?) that described how the choices aren't a check of your social or battle tactics, but a check of your understanding of Shirou's character. The correct options are the ones that Shirou would pick. I've been bringing that philosophy into my UBW reading and it's improved my experience a lot — even with small social interactions, having to think about Shirou's character is a valuable part of the experience.

SimiIarly, I'm noticing details about Shirou in non-choice moments, such as how Rin can use his self-sacrificing nature to get him to buy her coffee.

Despite her complaints about Shirou's issues with it, Rin has her own portion of gender-essentialist stuff in her dialogue. Not as bad as him, of course.

The inscribing-a-magic-crest-before-you-hit-your-growth-spurts bit is a good way of demonstrating the oppression and abuse within mage families. It reminds me of ballet kids.

I'm so glad we redownloaded the whole game for the newer release. The visuals are so much crispser....... Also, the new translation is nice.

The fact that Tohsaka mages are broke cause they're always replacing their crystals is really fucking funny to me

There's a sizable difference in Saber's summoning during the boundary field event between the two routes so far — it's a big deal in Fate route, but in UBW, Shirou just does it kinda nonchalantly. I suppose it evidences that this route's Shirou is more comfortable with relying on others? I'd like to say more but that might have to wait for a later post.

[larissoupy]

Mentioning it here real quick

I've used like...4 tablets I think

Wacom graphire 2, Wacom intuos draw, XP pen artist 12 pro, and a huion kamvas pro 16 (I think)

All of them were gifted except for the XP pen, that one I did research on and got for myself.

So I'm gonna have a bit of fun and rank my tablets

Wacom graphire 2: got this tablet from my dad, well, more took from him. No idea why he had it, but I wanted to get into digital art and my brother said I could have it if I found the pen and I did, heheh

Compatibility ⭐ ⭐ worked with my mac at the time but this thing is old as shit, if you have an old ass computer, go for it

Ease of use ⭐⭐⭐ pretty good, had buttons on the pen, you could flip it and use an eraser like on a real pencil, that was pretty neat. No tablet buttons, came with a mouse???

Quality ⭐⭐⭐⭐ it's a screenless tablet, it's old as shit...and it still works, definitely a product of its time lol

Wacom intuos draw: got this as a gift for Christmas from my brother. I'd say get it

Compatibility ⭐⭐⭐⭐ newer tablet, pretty small but like, definitely good, worked with my mac and my PC, had a weird issue where it slowed down my mac and the school pc when I downloaded the driver and had to redownload it until it...didn't do that

Ease of use ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ most convenient motherfucker I've ever used, 4 tablet buttons, optional wireless, two tablet buttons, incredibly easy to switch pen nibs, good texture. Regularly bring it with me if I'm working with a computer that isn't my own.

Quality ⭐⭐⭐ cable broke. Pen good, but texture of tablet wears down the nib easily, nibs cheap as hell though, need to replace about once a month

XP pen artist 12 pro: ...I have words. Bought this during a Valentine's sale, was still expensive...XP pen tablets are pretty budget

Compatibility ⭐⭐⭐ I'm giving it 3... because it *can* work with modern stuff but...oh boy...I'll go into it in ease of use. Used it on my mac, was able to use while still having my intuos draw drivers

Ease of use ⭐⭐ you dissapoint me. Ok this is gonna be long but when I installed it, I followed all the steps for my mac and it just...didn't work. Had to contact support to get help with it and they did, ended up having to fuck around with accessablity settings. Scroll wheel is odd but nice, has a pen case that's pretty good, didn't need to replace pen nibs but honestly I didnt use this tablet that much and ended up going back to my Wacom.

Quality ⭐ and a half. Once again, long to explain but I'd be drawing and it would just...cut out. Itd go black for a second, it'd start having crazy lines, itd crash my computer, there was this weird line up issue where it would like...draw my cursor closer to the middle...it just... infuriated me.

Huion kamvas 16 pro (I think, I got it as a gift, it did not have a box): got this from a friend who just...didn't want it, but I love it, it is my favourite so far

Compatibility ⭐⭐⭐⭐ pretty fucking good, easy to set up, only used it on my PC so far but...I unfortunately did have to remove my Wacom driver to use it (rip intuos draw, you'll be used eventually) works as a second monitor too, loving it.

Ease of use ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ incredibly easy to use, good UI, a fuck ton of buttons and a slider, it's like if my XP pen was actually good

Quality ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ bro has been through me drawing for hourssss, been through streaming for hours... It's been through me, and if it can handle me without pulling an XP pen, it's great.

Anyways those are my tablets, thank you pickles for the huion, I'm treating it well

[ceo-of-sloppy-men]

(77anon) I think(?) I saved myself from the abyss of file corruption by deleting all bg3 cloud saves(?) Again, question mark, who knows if that is what actually happened. I feel like I made the job harder on myself because I had bg3 on a separate hard drive, and I am a whole dumbass when it comes to IT anything.

Anyways, I tried redownloading the game, just to see how long it would take, and in its current state it told me it would take 2d 13h😭😭😭 and I can't download it during the day because grandma asked me not to so I don't take up all the WiFi so it will literally take like 4 days to download😭

I mean I just uninstalled it and then deleted my screenshots 🧍 so don’t ask me

I’m lucky cause my moms a programmer so our internet is fucking bussing but that thing still took all day to redownload last time I uninstalled it (it had problems, I had to). So it’ll be what it’s gonna be

Maybe it’ll be easier to download on launch but I fucking doubt it

[captainmalewriter]

Payback

This wasn’t supposed to happen. It was just supposed to be another quick hook up with some twink off of Grindr. I was just so tired, and stressed! I wanted a blow job and my girlfriend wasn’t in the mood, so I figured I’d just redownload Grindr for one night and then delete it once I was done.

It didn’t take long for me to find some guy who was down bad for some dick. They always go after the DL jocks like me. Not that I can blame them, it’s not like they’ll ever get a chance to get at a real man like me outside of Grindr.

He invited me over and I drove over to his place. I told him I was only interested in getting sucked off, and yet he kept trying to make out with me. It was annoying as fuck! I swear, gay people need to learn to just shut up and accept what they’re given!

I told him I’m not into that gay shit and that I wasn’t gonna make out with some guy. He seemed upset, but I didn’t care, I just held him in between my arms and gripped tight. I could tell he was into it, and I used that opportunity to push him down onto his knees. He was in awe at the sight of my hardening cock. I bet he never thought he’d be so lucky to get to suck off a big one like mine. I took off my boxers and shoved his face into my balls.

“Oh fuck yeahhh...” I moaned as I felt his tongue getting to work on my balls. Thankfully, his mouth was just as good at sucking dick as it was yapping my ears off.

I stood there and watched as he sucked me off. He knew how to suck dick! His tongue swirled on the head of my cock. His hands massaged my balls as he sucked me off. I could hear him gag as he tried deep throating me. What an amateur, he couldn’t even handle 8 inches!

I felt myself getting close after some time. In the heat of the moment, I decided to have some fun. I held the guy’s head in place with my hands and I thrusted my cock as deep as it could go into his mouth. Then, once I felt I was all the way in, I shot out loads of warm, sticky cum down his throat. I bet he enjoyed swallowing it!

I threw my head back in pleasure from cumming. A blowjob was just the thing I needed to relax. Even though it wasn’t the best blowjob I’ve ever gotten, it felt so good and I felt so much better afterwards. I guess I just hadn’t gotten off in so long!

Somehow, I had fallen onto my knees in the midst of all the pleasure. I was about to get up, but then an inexplicable pain began to spread in my throat. It was a sharp pain, like something had just jammed itself down my throat. I also noticed a weird, slimy taste in my mouth. It was disgusting!

“What’s the matter? Don’t like a little cum in your mouth?”

I heard a deep voice that sounded vaguely familiar, and when I looked up, I saw my own body looking down at me.

I stared in horror as I watched my own body flexing and pec bouncing right in front of me. I then looked down at my body, and saw I now had the body of the dainty twink that had just sucked me off!

“What did you-!?” my was so high pitched now! The same voice that irritated me not too long ago was now coming out of me when I spoke! 

“Don’t worry Hot Stuff, all I did was switch our bodies for a bit. You’ve been such a little bitch since the moment you hit me up on Grindr, I decided you needed to be brought down a peg or two. Speaking of pegging... you don’t mind if I take your body out for a little fun, right? I bet there’s a nice bear just itching to tear into this tight ass of yours! Or maybe I’ll ask your girlfriend to try pegging, the possibilities are endless!”

“No! Don’t do that to my body man!!”

“Then maybe in the future, you won’t be so cruel to the guys you hook up with. Ohohoh, I’m gonna have fun with this body tonight!!”

He then proceeded to kiss and lick my bicep. The muscles I had worked so hard for were stolen from me within a fraction of a second. I sat there in defeat, knowing I was powerless until he decided to switch us back. God, this wasn’t supposed to happen to me... 

[jarofstyles]

another level up / nerdy harry blurb? im inlove with him 🥺

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“Your glasses are crooked.” She muttered, reaching out to fix his frames. “Did you trip on your way here?”

He had arrived a bit breathless in the courtyard, backpack thrown down on the picnic table and their tray of drinks placed in front of her. “Yeah. The pavement is so uneven… lawsuit waiting to happen, but that isn’t my problem.” He flushed slightly at the knowledge she had noticed such a thing. There was luckily not many people around when he stumbled but he managed to keep from flailing on the ground.

“Well, as long as you’re okay, Bambi.” She always teased him about his long, clumsy legs and his body that was willowy and pretty. His legs had a mind of their own sometimes and he knew that, but the soft nickname often said in jest did make him feel a bit warm. “I stole your flannel from your car, by the way.”

That, he had noticed. The red worked well with her cropped top and jeans, a staple of him marking her that soothed that part inside of him that had always loved when people found out she was taken. He felt so… happy. Proud. Loved showing her off. “It looks better on you anyways. Keep it.” He took the bag with their treats and handed it to her. “I got the lemon cake and some cake pop things. I wasn’t sure which you wanted today.”

Being the thoughtful baby he truly was, Y/N cooed at his gesture. Leaning in, she grabbed his chin with her hand and planted an obnoxious kiss to his lips. Loudly pecking them with a ‘mwuah’ that had him blinking fast as she pulled away. His shyness was still something she found to be utterly fucking adorable, but he could handle this. “You are the best boyfriend in the world. I hope you know that.” She sighed, lifting his arm and placing it around her shoulders. Pinching off a piece of lemon cake, she carefully guided it to his mouth and fed it to him.

“Mm. That’s pretty good.” After swallowing thickly he took a sip of his iced tea with his free hand, fiddling with her hair with the other. “How did you do on your test?” He was still a bit timid with PDA but trying to get more comfortable with it. Especially when he saw how she melted into him and preened when he would kiss her cheek or hold her hand, pull her closer or whisper to her. Once she had explained it made her feel like he was proud to be with her? He had made massive steps to make sure she knew.

“Ugh. It was fine, but you know how Mrs.Daniels is.” Her eyes rolled and she took a hasty bite of a cake pop herself, huffing through her nose. “Why say open notes if the notes aren’t going to help shit? And I used my sexy, top of class boyfriend’s note tips and everything.” A flair for the dramatics, she definitely had.

“Really? It didn’t have anything to didn’t the notes?”

“Nope.” She popped the ‘p’, handing the other half of the pop to Harry to bite off. “All shit that we had barely covered. Swear the old hag is delighted to watch us flounder like that. But she’s luckily the only bad one this year.” Y/N loved educators but some of them were obviously in it for the wrong reasons. “I want to not talk about school though. What I want to do is eat our cake pops and have our drinks, and then I want to go listen to the Arctic Monkey’s in your big car and make out in the backseat. And I want you to put your hands inside my jeans.”

Harry’s brows raised, still amazed at her audacity to just say those types of things. Of course he wanted to do the same- he would never turn out an opportunity for kisses, especially in the car. But it was very… specific.

“Can I ask… should I ask why it’s so detailed?” He blinked a few times, looking at her in curiosity.

“Always dreamed about doing it. Redownloaded tumblr last night and thought about my youth in there. It’s why I chose the ripped jeans. I listened to their album last night and then Daddy Issues… thought it would be ironic and hot to make out to.” She shrugged it as if it was a normal thing. “We have 3 more cake pops to eat. Eat the chocolate one last, I want to taste it on you.”

Harry wasn’t going to complain about that.

“We have to take off your glasses though this time. As hot as they are, you can’t take them off and we roll over them again. Okay?”

[kageyuji]

*sips tea* what did the ex mutual do

HSIDNS i think they deactivated or archived their blog or smth, so i hope they didn’t redownload tumblr but anyways- i’m too lazy to explain the first thing but basically they did something that they knew would upset me,, and then continued to rub my face in it for at least a month, probably more i just have no sense of time LMAO

also, they compared me to kyotani, and then immediately after said that they didn’t like kyotani (even though.. they wrote a long ass fic about him a few weeks later..)

and then they started copying me 😭 like it wasn’t plagiarism they just wanted to be me or smth idk </3 it got to the point where i would say “i wanna ____” and see how long it took them to do it too (the record was a few hours)

but !! the thing that made me soft block them !! they misgendered me, which i honestly wouldn’t be that mad about, like mistakes happen and i misgender my own self sometimes y’know? just apologize and move on. but they didn’t do that. they apologized, like said a quick sorry and that was it, and then they went on tumblr and made several post about how they’d fucked up and.. basically made themself out to be a victim? if that makes sense? anyways they ended up getting a few comforting asks or whatever, and then a while later actually dmed me and apologized.. but like.. they brought up the thing that they knew would upset me in the apology, and then blamed misgendering me on stress SNDNF

[illfoandillfie]

ok take this: seaside rendezvous universe, Joe and y/n somehow get to add eachother on snapchat and the old dynamic is back almost immediately 🤠

omg thank you for requesting SR stuff because these two nerds are so much fun to write. Light smut ahead.

Okay so lets say the ski trip went really well. Like really well.  

Your friends and his friends kind of ended up spending a lot of time together just because you and joe wanted to spend time together

A lot of nights at the bar drinking and dancing, days on the ski slopes sometimes letting joe “teach you how to ski” (which is basically just an excuse for him to stand really close with his hands on your hips) sometimes racing him down the slope (you were both passably good at it but certainly not the best in the group)

And of course annoying all your friends with how much sex you were having (partly because you knew you didn’t have to hide it so you were a little careless about locking doors, partly because they were a little jealous)

But at the end of the week you know you have to go back to your own colleges and you wont be able to see him every day and that bums you out. But you have your deal so on the last day you swap numbers and emails and agree to keep in contact and see what happens.

And it works well enough. He texts you a lot during the day and sends you emails when bigger things happen that take longer to write about. Occasionally you talk on the phone too.

Gradually though you start adding each other on social media

It starts with Instagram, you were out with some friends and ended up stopping into this dessert café with a whole menu of lactose free ice creams that you knew was the sort of place Joe would like so you send him a link to the photos you posted on insta and he follows you and you start chatting on there regularly because its easier to send memes that way.  

And then he goes on a twitter rant and he knows you’ll agree with him so he shows you and you follow him there

And it’s really great, seeing these parts of his life and finding out new things about each other but the one downside is the lack of sex.

Sexting is weird and you kind of feel like a dickhead while you’re doing it and its never as good as everyone seems to say it is, and theres the worry you’ll send something to the wrong person

So you don’t really do anything with it. You might get off thinking about Joe and you assume he thinks about you but you don’t really talk about it

Until you and Bea are getting coffee one day and shes telling you about the guy shes been seeing and she mentions he’s away for the week visiting his family but they’ve been sending each other dirty shit on snapchat

And it blows your mind

So as soon as you get back to your room (and you’ve double checked you have the place to yourself) you pull out your favourite lingerie and send Joe a message to add you on snapchat 

He takes a minute because he has to redownload the app and try to remember his password but he eventually gets on

You dm him and ask where he is at the moment

He’s at home, chilling out, procrastinating

You send him the photo you just took

And he’s like completely blown away like sends you a bunch of heart eyes emojis and stuff

And then he asks if you have any more photos (👀)

“I might. Or maybe I could just do this instead” you open the video chat and he answers really fucking quickly.

Like dude didn’t even realise video chat was an option but he’s tapping answer literally the second he sees it and he’s fucking beaming at you

“Why the fuck didn’t we think of this earlier? I’ve been fucking typing out shit for how long now and I could’ve just been talking?”

“You are very good at talking. Not so great at the shutting up.”

You’re both laughing but then Joe remembers what you’re wearing and he’s like “sooooo was there a reason you called? Something I can help you with?” and his tone is so suggestive and flirty you find yourself practically whining when you say you miss him.

“Anything else?”

“I –”

“Go on,”

“I, uh, I haven’t cum as hard as you could make me since we were skiing,”

“Well let’s see If I can’t fix that.”

He starts just asking questions – What do you normally think about? (“Oh me? Well that’s flattering.”), do you put music on? Light some candles? Make a night of it?

When you tell him how you normally go about it he’s like “okay so why don’t you start with your fingers, just lightly. Are you going to listen to my instructions?”

You say yes and start touching yourself how he says, changing whenever he tells you to (“Take off your panties and rub your clit for me. No, slow down, good girl.”)

And it’s so similar to what you’d normally do to get off but with the added bonus of Joe’s voice, getting lower and rougher and a little more breathless as he watches you and jerks off.

He tells you what he wants to see, where to move the camera, comments on how wet you sound or how much he wishes he could be there doing this in person.

“Of course, if I was there I’d have such a hard time resisting fucking you. I’d be torn between being in your cunt and watching you be an obedient little slut. Fuck, just thinking about you all spread out under me has me close. You wanna see what you do to me?”

“Mmhmm – oh god – yes”

“Are you close”

“So close,”

“I wanna watch you first. Do whatever you need to do to cum so I can watch you.”

It doesn’t take much longer – you adjust what you’re doing just a little bit but you can hear him grunting as he holds back his own orgasm and that just makes you want to cum more.

He praises you as you ride it out, calls you a good girl again and tells you it’s so fucking hot watching you cum and then once you’ve calmed down a little bit he tells you to keep your eyes on him and he finally lets go, moaning your name while you whine about wishing he was cumming in you instead.  

Theres a bit of quiet while you both collect yourselves and then Joe’s groaning about needing to clean himself up and your both laughing about it but he tells you to stay on the line. He props his phone up as he does a rudimentary clean up with some tissues and then you’re left just looking at his room while he slips on his underwear and goes to clean it off properly.

You take the chance to run and pee and sort yourself out and by the time he’s back you’re curled up in bed with your phone trying not to yawn.

“Okay I’m back. How was that?”

“It was brilliant Joe,”

“Yeah? Looked like you came pretty hard so I guess I helped.”

You laugh and say yes and check he liked it too and then you end up talking for a little while about your days and just casual stuff like that. 

Joe comments that you look tired and you say you didn’t sleep great last night so you could probably do with a nap but you also don’t want to stop talking to him.

He says he’s happy to talk for as long as you want and he’s still there when you drift off.