Can I just be and do everything related to science and cutting especially people and everything open? I don’t want to choose between career paths ;-; I just want to do it all. Biomedical engineering? Yeah! Neurosurgery? Yeah! Bioanthropology? Yeah! Quantum physics? Yeah! Embalming? Yeah! Biochemistry? Yeah! Medical examining? Yeah! Forensic science? Yeah! Neuroscience? Yeah! Evolutionary biology? Yeah! Any and all surgery? Yeah! Dissecting cadavers in a lab? Yeah! Toxicology? Yeah! Astrophysics? Yeah! Microbiology? Yeah! Medicine and all that it encompasses? Yeah! Anatomy and physiology? Yeah! Zoology? Yeah! Chemistry? Yeah! Science? YES! Dissection? YES!
Can I please just do all of it? This is what happens when dissection and science as a whole happen to be your primary special interests and the only things you have any passion for. And dissection is science so might as well put those two together.
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obviously I don't like the everpresent fic trope of wise and hypercompetent lesbian appears for two seconds to sort out hapless gay boy feelings. however, I do think it gets at something, which is that lesbians fucking love to give advice we are eminently unqualified to give.
so from now on I will only be accepting this trope if the instagram therapyspeak relationship advice is a) objectively wrong and b) coming from a lesbian who is actively ghosting at least two girls while crying about her ex-situationship from 5 years ago. thank you!
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Batfamily/Superfamily angst fic where one of the Supes (Jon? Kon?) takes off too quickly/recklessly next to one of the Batkids and accidentally ruptures their eardrum and Bruce goes on the warpath for Clark about it.
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"Bring back cunty F1" "Bring back F1 drivers who don't care about PR and just say what they think" "Bring back F1 where the drivers are actually allowed to be rivals"
You fools. You insolent buffoons. You can't handle the Ferrari drivers taking shots at each other in separate interviews. You can't handle Max saying what everyone else is thinking. You can't even handle Lando Norris existing. And you think you would survive watching Multi-21 happen in real time? Or, God forbid, classic F1? I'm laughing.
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“Dude, who’s the hottest F1 driver?”
“Obviously, it’s Charles Leclerc. But there’s-”
“That’s such a basic fucking bitch answer.”
“All right, you want a real answer?”
“Yes!”
“Max Verstappen specifically when he’s all hot and sweaty after a race. Look it up.”
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you’re not the son I raised
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love the whole "Remus is gryffindor's casanova" most of you have going on but that is not me AT ALL.
He's a weird, lanky, scar covered book nerd loser who seemingly gets sick at least once a month and is the dude who's weirdly close with the nurse of all faculty. he is absolutely NOT getting bitches. he is getting ZERO play. his game is NON EXISTENT.
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jeremy is hiding a dead brother, rich controlling parents, family feuds, an exy scandal and something involving cops and his freshman fall banquet. but he rather spend his page time talking about a cardboard dog and how much he loves los angeles architecture.
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[comments on my art] "i can tell you read homestuck" "did you watch a lot of steven universe" "this reminds me of south park" SHUT UP IDIOTS the only true comparison is The Beast from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast
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Laios's three Boy Best Friends. And yes, they hate him.
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the implications of this are driving me nuts.
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LEON
LEON YOUR EYEBALLS
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why are we as hilsonistas not just constantly talking about the canon fact that House wears his facial hair scruffy because one time wilson told him he looked better unshaven
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Follow up to this post that’s a follow up to this post:
Gareth has not known peace since band practice. Any time he’s in the vicinity of Steve Harrington, one of his friends makes a dumbass comment about Steve and his mom.
*Basketball practice ends at the same time Hellfire does*
Grant: Do you need to catch a ride with your new dad?
*Steve leaving Gareth’s house as the same time they were arriving*
Jeff: Do you think they were fucking?
*Steve stops by Gareth’s locker to ask if his mom owns a synthesizer and then moves on*
Eddie: Family reunion?
Gareth: Fuck. Off. I hate all of you.
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Current favourite headcanon: Tim is supremely unbothered by truth serum/truth serum-adjacent toxins and spells because a) he's excellent at manipulating the caveats of an order/question and b) he has so many fucking secrets that broad questions only lead to the person asking getting traumatized by the answer
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