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This, I don’t understand 😂
#answered#okay so. I reblogged that rúben vid sooo no one would figure out my lil crush#it only worked for a few mins.#then….the code was cracked. rúben got caught in the crossfire like ahsbsna I should’ve just kept that vid in the drafts for a bit#that’s mai man tho mai tuga like I said me n whit can fix him n teach a lil sumsum#no ick around here irdgaf if he can’t dance I don’t get the ick with mine no I don’t🙅🏽♀️
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DP x DC AU: Danny desperately wants to find the explosion guy. Tim is really good at covering his tracks... he didn't account for ghosts.
The explosions make it onto TV as purported terror activity and most people haven't heard of that part of the world much less ever given a second thought to care about it. The only real reason it gets reported on has something to do with the Justice League and... Danny knows too much.
He's been in training for Clockwork's court (which he's suspicious of- feels like kingly duty bullshit- but Danny is playing along out of curiosity for now) and he's learned a lot about how the living and non-living worlds collide. That means learning about CW's usual suspects- one of which just happened to have a ton of bases around the area Danny was seeing on the news.
It didn't take long for Danny to try to piece together that whoever blew up Nanda Parbat was trying to fuck with the League of Shadows, and was doing it successfully. Less green portals in the world the better, same goes for assassins. But it gets Danny thinking... Maybe he can employ similar tactics on the GIW Bases that keep spawning on the edges of Amity Park. It would at least set them back while he and his friends navigated the help line desk to request Justice League intervention. None of them can leave Amity Park, so outreach is going to have to be creative.
So Danny figures he'll just find the guy. Call up some ghosts who were there, or er, came from there and get a profile and track him down. But the ghosts keep saying it was The Detective. Annoying!
Danny goes full conspiracy theory, gets Tucker and Sam involved, and begrudgingly asks Wes Weston his thoughts.
He hadn't expected Wes to garble out a thirty minute presentation (that had 100 more slides left to go before he cut it off) about how Batman totally trained with a cult and so did his kids. Danny kind of rolled his eyes but... hey, new avenue of searching in the Infinite Realms at least.
The ghosts confirm that Bombs is for sure not Batman's MO- But maybe his second kid would know? The second kid was already brought back to life though, so no way to easily reach him... Danny starts to realize that this might be the work of a Robin now. Wasn't the red one known for solving cold cases? (Sam provides this information- its a social faux pas to not know hero gossip at Gotham Galas- everything she's learned is against her will).
It all comes to a head when Danny goes about the hard task of opening a portal for the guy to come through at just the right time, explain the infinite realms so he doesn't panic and then describe what the fuck was going on with the GIW. It takes months, just over a full year, of random (educated guesses) portal generating- Finally, Red Robin drops into the land of the dead.
"So, you're the guy I've got to talk to about explosions right?" Danny enthusiastically asks.
Tim thinks he's died and landed in the after life following 56 hours of being awake and plummeting off the side of a building into a Lazarus pool. Nothing makes sense about the kid in front of him.
"Yeah, I got a guy for munitions." Tim answers cooly.
"How do you feel about secretly sanctioned government operations that violate protected rights?"
"Gotta get rid of 'em some how. Need me to point you in the right direction?" This might as well be happening.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#danny phantom#long post#tim drake#red robin#tim and danny team up to blow up the GIW au#Tim being known as the explosion guy is my favorite and i will not let this part of his lore go ignored#Jason is the munitions guy obviously and the ghosts go crazy over the gossip it enlights when he helps in amity park#Danny one hundred percent is living for this working relationship- what a weirdo -danny hasn't met someone stranger than himself in a min#tim bartering his services for a few more years of life and danny just pikachu facing him#Tim wants to improve his relations in the afterlife be he still completely thinks hes dead#danny: dude ur still alive#Tim: yeah thats the goal but i'll help you meet your goals first and then we can negotiate#Danny decides to make the guy super ghost rich (thinking big Haunt real estate) and send him home#Tim blows up the GIW with no remorse and with all the data back up for proper justice to be served court side#tim returns from the dead and this is how the bats learn that he's the one who blew up nanda parbat all those years ago#it takes danny so long to find tim bc tim was spiralling and only after bruce got back did he get into a normal routine enough to get got
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i needed to express a sentiment in the creative stylings of @dunmeshiminimumwage
#eliot posts#dunme#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#sorry to put toshiro in the roll of shitty job interviewer lmao#but he was the best fit for ''guy that wants me to read their mind''#laios being my internal monologue here#i was on my THIRD interview of the day i was Dying#tho since the prev two interviews i had were for similar positions and told me their salaries outright at least i could use that number#(though tbh my work persona is more of a kabru. my customer service voice is unparalleled)#(at my first job even my coworkers thought i was sooo cheerful til i got too comfy and casually made a joke abt wanting to asphyxiate on a#plastic shopping bag like a sea turtle. in front of my sweet elderly coworker. oops!)#(also this job was during quarantine and after weeks of working together i took my mask off in front of one coworker for the first time#and she called like half the department over from their registers to look at how pretty i was??? prettyboy powers unmatched ig)#(also my first interview today went SO well i charmed that interviewer so good despite my lack of qualifications)#(she even complimented my social skills and said i seemed like the type who could get along well and make good conversation with anyone!)#(which is important bc i was interviewing for an elder care position. also old people especially tend to think i am a Delightful Young Lad)#(unless i accidentally make a morbid joke around them ig lmaooo. or. well. some of them like those too. but not that one coworker lol)#(if only that skill transferred over to actually making friends irl. my autistic ass has so few close irl connections)#(i hope my exceedingly short list of character references does not prevent me from getting hired)#AND ALSO my first job asked the same wage question and i said twelve dollars#and they were like all our new employees start at 7.75#the union insists that we pay all new employees a whopping 50 cents above min wage. (we'd pay less if we could)#like dawg why did you ask that then??? if my answer did not matter at all???
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unstoppable force (my desire to know what the hell is going on with the magnus archives) vs immovable object (my complete inability to retain spoken information and my at least five failed attempts at finishing episode one)
#i love a podcast but i can only do very conversational ones#where it doesn’t matter if i stop paying attention for a few mins#but narrative podcasts/audiobooks?#FORGET IT. NOT HAPPENING.#i stop listening for ten seconds and i’m lost. i think i have listened to the first ten mins of tma like maybe actually seven times#just rewinding and rewinding#which is annoying bc i listen to music for the majority of my 8 hour work day and would love to get some audiobooks in there or something#OUGH. anyways#/astro posts
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finally making progress on a project i started a YEAR AND A HALF ago and im so pleased with the progress but im trying to restrain myself from just... spamming every time i finish a new section.
#dumb babbles#EHEHEHEHE ITS HAPPENING ITS WORKING#i just needed to be sludge for a few months. genuinely. i needed to recover from the summer#me: oh boo hoo im not making art as much even though im not working im so lazy. also me: *had the most traumatizing year of my life*#only uhhhh 6 more mins. i think?#i figured out that i could just reference fight scenes instead of inventing them from scratch. life hack :)
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#my work just had the most the office moment i’ve ever seen DJDKDK#literally me and a few of the girls have been telling the manager that the men just. stink like they smell like bad B.O.#and if we can smell it then customers can definitely smell it#and my manager didn’t want to say anything bc he didn’t want to be mean but it was so bad this morning he was like. okay i see.#we need a meeting#give me 10 minutes#then 10 mins later he pages everyone to come to the break room#and we’re all sitting there and he pulls up a powerpoint presentation on the tv#and the first slide is just: �� @ Men. You fucking smell.’#and the guys started laughing and he goes: ‘smelling like wet ass is not a laughing matter please’#then he clicked the next slide and it’s the only other slide on the powerpoint and it says: ‘so what are we going to do about it? discuss’#AHSJDKKSLR
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750 INIGORBS!!!
#WOOOOOO#inigo orb fund is going well#the next 250 are actually gonna be part of a ~xander reserve~#bc i wanna get his legendary to a +10 and its gonna come back soon#but at least i have 750 ready for inigo!!!!#i wont be summoning when the revival comes on the 27th#im waiting for the forma revival#bc then he'll be the only greeeeeen!!!!!#better chances!!!!!#dots draws#i tried posting this a few mins ago but it broke so lets hope it works this time#if you saw me type the wrong thing also no you didn't
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the reason walter bob and the other workers don't have a face [click read more]
IDEA: AU [?] where qjaiden worked with the federation in terms of design . in search of some feedback from her higher up, jaiden followed cucurucho to a "harmless" area
. Next thing she knows, there's an alarm blaring and a train arrival.
(did cucurucho lead her there on purpose? who knows :] ! )
#qsmp#qsmp jaiden#qsmp fanart#ok so i thought this thru#(in the middle of the night) (as my own bedtime story)#and in this au i can only see a few people in the island working w rhe federation#qjaiden - design#qvegetta - sponsor (got to keep some of his memories)#qdan......Honestly no idea why. i think it makes sense (“”“killed”“” off early to keep working behind the scenes) ..engineer???? idk#elq well thats a bit obvious#qsmp au#what does this count as actually#also i drew this all like in 15 mins just had to get the idea out#mmyashas art
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they should make a life where you don't have appointments, work, school and scheduled events every single day for months on end
#i just wanna spend like 2 full days rotting in bed is that too much to ask#december i'm going on a vacation with family + gf and we're trying to schedule a lunch/dinner so that we can go over the itinerery#and other stuff like my gf is diabetic so she's going to tell everyone the procedures in case of an emergency etc#and the soonest i'm available for that is oct 20th like bruh#every week day i've got classes 7:30-11:50 work 13:00-17:00 and then gym therapy or futsal practice at night#oh and sometimes the professor that i'm the student assistant (? monitor in pt) for wants me to go to her night classes#and then on weekends i've got futsal practice sat morning usually a match either saturday or sunday legal advice clinic 4x a semester#and then birthdays friend group meetups (with ppl i haven't properly seen in a WHILE so i don't wanna bail) family stuff or gf's family stu#oh and i take care of the finances of our futsal team so there's that as well#and then when i'm free i spend my time with my love (who i mostly see on either day of the weekend and sometimes for dinner on weekdays)#those are my favorite “appointments” i love spending time with her so much but even though we have quite a few staying in dates we also#pretty frequently go out to cafes restaurants parks meet up with mutual friends etc#so like... no bed rotting ever adfdsal#honestly i am not THAT busy compared to some ppl that i know#like i work from home most days of the week commute only 20 min to college am not a part of any study group etc etc#but man... that vyvense sure is working cause i do not think i would be able to do what i do now when my adhd was unmedicated#also i'm thinking of maybe getting a new internship next year cause even though i love my current one it's in public law which atm#is the field i'm thinking of getting into after school but getting into private law in brazil with only public law uni experience is#incredibly difficult. so i wanna be 100% sure i actually want public law. which means experiencing private law.#which means a private law internship#so i'm wondering how the fuck imma be able to pull that off next year#at least it pays much more than my current one! like probably double!#but honestly even with all the shit that i do and wishing i had more time for myself i've actually been so happy lately#i'm learning more at uni than i used to be able to i do pretty well at my internship i've got wonderful friends both old and new#my family is well and we get along like always i switched positions in futsal and am doing suprisingly good as a goalkeeper#and i'm in my first ever relationship. it's been almost 8 months till we made it official and it blows me away how good it's been#like we haven't faught once. disagreed on a couple things sure. but not a single fight and tbh even disagreements are very rare#idk we communicate and give each other grace and i just feel so loved. she knows me so well. i love her so so so so much.#like man just this saturday we were having an early dinner at a bakery. she stopped what she was saying and just stared at me smiling#and like i couldn't hold eye contact. cause she's so so fucking beautiful and she was looking at me with so much love and i had to look awa
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Undertale yellow flowey embroidery
This took about 40 hours, give or take a few
#I can tell you one thing#Embroidering while having arthritis is really not a piece of cake. When you hand cramps just by holding it at an angle.#At least I can be grateful for my empty schedule#Makes embroidering till the sun rises back up so much easier#Insomnia also helps with this task#I was listening to the ost while working on it and… Live reaction#Occupied turf is so good actually !? Why wasn’t it shown more often !? IT’S FIRE !?#I forgot I only did a pacifist so I got so confused when neutral Flowey came out…#A mother’s love ? Should’ve called this “I’m gonna fuck you up”#The number of time I got my ass handed back to me in this fight is not even funny#The first time is great. The second I only discern my favorites and the sudden change in style. By the third loop I can’t recognize shit#my brain is melting and my eyes are on fire…#Advantages on doing it during daytime. Eyes hurt less. Good stupid tv to listen to in the background Disadvantages. People#Advantages on doing it at night. Alone. Personally work better at night#Disadvantages. No good TV. Time goes by slower…? I don’t know maybe I’m just loosing it with those freaking petals#For reference one petal took me about 3 and a half hours. So yeah… I thought it would never end… Took out almost all my yellow.#When the line tangles itself in the back and you realize only close to the end of it that half went missing#So you have to go backward to entangle it and loose 30 mins because damn it#Cats are not helpful in any of those scenarios#Why do I feel the need to make the back perfect when nobody else but me will know#This is the last time I do one so big without thinking it through#Note to self. Don’t do it standing up when the cats are awake. She just destroyed my stomach#I think i’m losing it#Back after a few weeks#God this white thread is doing my head in… I’m willing to bet my leg half the time I spent on the face was me untangling it.#I’m almost done. It’s finally over. Dark brown took exactly 4 h and 13 mins#undertale#undertale yellow#embroidery#I’m thinking of doing Boris the wolf next. Because I just found the perfect rendition to put on my wall
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resignation letter is the most potent painkiller. i love you resignation letter i love you one month notice <3
#tmi but im regular again and literally the only change is because i've been eating enough to shit daily#i was in such a bad headspace these past few months that i could barely bring myself to eat#i'd go to sleep with my work uniform still on and wake up willing myself to get up for 30 mins and then brushing my teeth and going to work#with the same clothes i slept in#i stopped hanging out with my friends. i had nightmares abt my job.#i can only take care of myself on my days' off and i cant grok anything other than shallow entertainment like wrestling#everything else is too much for my brain to handle. i'd simply forget everything i read or play or even listen to#those three months are miserable lmao#its not just my job... its also the family issues i've been dealing with#yknow remember when i said i could have died? yeah that shit was real. fuckin love it when my mom admit my dad have the capacity to be a#family annihilator. but... since my dad have a job to keep him busy and we moved to a house where me and my sister and#my mom and dad get to have our own rooms... and my dad get to live near his old friends and family...#things have been getting better. usually we had a physical fight every two months but it hasnt happened yet and i seem to get on with him#better now. so... i guess im gonna be okay. i've been so tired and trapped#stuck between two places that are both physically and emotionally draining with no reprieve#things are changing. and i find that to be comforting despite how up in the air the future might be. i might be screwed but also? what if#i'll be fine? im at a point where im accepting any drastic changes even if its for the worse#funny how i used to like my job a lot. i guess im not to be comfortable with anything long term#posts about my life
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River and Louisa's friendship is actually so important to me
#they're coworkers#they both never take care of themselves but will go out of there way to take care of others#they started out reluctantly tolerating each other but with a vague sense of comradery#they're both lost people#and they have each others backs#they are the person the other can rely on#at the end of season 2 i think when they were leaving their little memorium for Min#and he slung hsi arm over her shoulders leaned in and kissed her head?#i nearly died it was so sweet#he really put her through the ringer letting everyone think he was dead though#but yeah idk just them#river and louisa the biggest platonic ship ive ever had in my life#slow horses#just binge watched the whole series in the past few days#cant wait for the next season lol#kinda sad they killed of river's only surviving brother tbh#wouldve been cool to have an evil brother whos jsut kidna out there#I meant theyve both lost people not they’re but you know what?#that works too
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again and again i find myself lamenting that audio roleplay isn't taken more seriously by some people. like yeah, they often have a romantic element, and by nature they usually directly involve/address the listener- and i totally get that those things aren't to everyone's taste. no art or entertainment is universally appealing, and that's okay! but.. it still makes me a lil sad that the "cringe" reputation of asmr/audio rp precedes it. there's a whole lot of talent and creativity being poured into these audios by so many people that i feel goes unrecognized and/or disrespected simply due to the medium that the stories are being told through.
#this post brought to you by: me bingeing Sam & Darlin's entire storyline over the past few days and having a Lot of feelings abt it#asmr#audio roleplay#rp audio stuff#redacted audio#anyways i don't have a conclusion to this post. and i'm not Mad or Upset or anything i'm just thinkin' out loud#and i mean it's not like it doesn't get plenty of praise within its respective audience bc it does. at least for the more popular creators#but i feel it'll still always have the shadow of its cringe reputation looming over it#which makes it hard for some ppl to openly appreciate or share with others that aren't already fans of the medium#like do u know how many comments i've seen along the lines of 'this is great but i'd die if anyone knew i liked this kinda stuff' ?? :(#idk maybe i feel strongly about it bc i'm a self-insert fanfic writer. and i feel like the two have a lot in common. including a bad rep.#like. not every audio will be well-written or produced and neither will every fanfic. but that doesn't mean it's a less legitimate artform#and i'm lucky to have never (yet) received negative comments on my work. but that doesn't mean that it doesn't make me sigh when people-#-say shit like 'this reads like fanfiction' as a way of calling something bad. or other similar sentiments that make the same implication#and i wouldn't be surprised if audio creators feel the same way when they encounter certain comments or statements#like. those YT videos where ppl will 'try bf asmr for the first time' or whatever and it's just 20 mins of cringing and over-reacting? eugh#tbf i haven't watched many bc why do that to myself. so Maybe there's some that are respectful but still. imagine getting roasted like that#and yes yes i know that by posting stuff online you're inadvertently sighing up to be criticized by Anyone but still. man. i dunno#i'm going on a tangent but my point is. i'm grateful for the creators that still make their art in spite of the public's perception of it#bc some of the most impactful emotional experiences i've ever gained from fiction took place in audio rp and i'm so serious abt that.#anyways. this post almost feels like i'm 'making up a person to be mad at' but i promise it's not that serious i'm just yapping. mostly.#certainly not trying to start any kind of debate or anything either i just have a lot of fixation-induced energy and nowhere to put it#this is Eric's fault (/lh) for cooking Sam up in a lab catered exactly to my taste and making Darlin' waaaaay too painfully relatable#but it's also My fault for bingeing the Inversion /and/ the Quinn arc /and/ the Summit all within a couple days. but i can't help myself#feels like i've run an emotional marathon. triathlon. The Emotional Olympics if u will. i'm feeling Everything#who knew that beating the shit out of ur fictional abuser could feel so goddamn cathartic! it's a nice replacement when u can't do it irl#anyways i'm off on a tangent again. thanks for coming to my TED Talk i'm gonna crawl back in my hole now#actually i'm gonna go relisten to a few audios. as Research for my Sam & Darlin' playlist as well as a post i'll be making about it soon#u Know i've got it bad when i not only make a playlist but start Posting on here about the songs that remind me of them. i'm cooked guys.
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I did the roughest rough draft of my four-to-five page paper in one long tumblr ramble. Properly formatted, it reaches around five-and-a-half pages without citations. I have never felt so powerful in my life.
#I wrote it in around ~40 mins too#idk if that's long or short for ppl but#I Feel So Powerful#I will now play stardew valley some more to celebrate#this can be considered a life update#i have not written anything fanfic wise I am sorry my loves#I have been reading (hw) and writing (essays) and working (fun!! -no sarcasm-) and every free moment has been Consumed by Stardew Valley#they are not forgotten#Rewind is not forgotten#just delayed#perhaps when I have more time not occupied by Stardew#I will finish the chapter#and it will be posted#apologiesbu#but for now expect only the occasional lotr rant as I slowly make my way through it#I have a few in mind#haven't written them yet#and perhaps the odd star wars fic (unlikely) or rant/live post (slightly less unlikely) as I make my way through the shows/movies w friends#I hope you all are doing well#sending my love in this fall-ish season <3#just yelling into the void#meme time
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Hello :)
Popping in with some text for this legacy gameplay, pardon me- but as I mentioned before I will be taking some creative liberties with the Not So Scary Legacy. Gen 3 is titled Twitches get stitches and it's supposed to be focused on twin or triplet spellcasters that duel to become the family heir once they reach adulthood. Well we had the triplets, but only one of them is actually a spellcaster (Sabrina). Now I know that I could technically have them drink the no-more-vampire juice and then have Tristan bestow them with magic (I forget the name of the spell but I know he has it, I've used it before) once they become teens, but I really like Sebastian and Marceline as vampires. Plus I've already done quite a bit of spellcaster gameplay with Aurora and Tristan, so I've decided to rewrite part of the gen 3 rules for my own gameplay enjoyment. I just want to say I think the original rules for gen 3 are perfectly fine and I'm sure would be fun to playthrough as well. I've just become really attached to my sims (surprise, surprise) and want to avoid burn out. A big shoutout to the original creator of this challenge @itsmaggira for inspiring me to start playing with occults again and helping me fall back in love with the sims 4.
🖤 Find my gen 3 rules here.
#link will only work once the rules are posted in a few min just fyi!#notsoscarylegacy#scarygen3#ts4#the sims#sims 4#simblr
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been going to sleep between midnight and 1am for the last week, yesterday i tried going to bed at around 11 so 2 hours earlier and i woke up at 8 instead of 10
huh...its almost like i can control my sleeping patterns to decided when i wanna wake up naturally. who'd have thought
#favourite thing about not going to an irl school for the next few months will 100% be controlling my own routines#oh i realise i cant to work for an hour straight? cool my lessons are only 40 mins long and then i can take breaks from the class work#holy fuck is this what freedom feels like#i love it#omg#oak stfu
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