#it makes me upset

[jamandjazz]

Someone should write Steve angst idk

[lesbianpoetess]

i hit my like limit. my life is over

[massholecharliekelly]

Thinking about how Dennis and Dee still view Frank as their father

[mytranssnakes]

dan and phil gave their sims' son a bf bc the litral cobination of them having a bf wouldnt make sense bc they were still closeted, so they had that sim have a child and gave the child a bf... its honestly genius.

[starryeyesandcoffeestains]

I hate it when people ask if I'm dating my guy best friend or ask if I have a crush on him it rubs me the wrong way

[slipery-bastard]

One thing about me is that ill take personality quizzes for fun and then get mad when it accurately describes me

[phantom-does-a-thing]

I need to start working on my hip mobility. It’s like at a distressing level of bad.

[lovejewel]

its like ive forgotten how to have Actual conversations like. i have so many thoughts but the way it comes out when i try to talk to people about them is. well if im being honest sometimes its like im a baby trying to sort shapes. i worry that people will stop talking to me because of this

[microwavepopcorn]

[ihatemyselfandwanttodiexxx]

Okay, but I could be reading a completely genderless fic/headcanon but then the words she, her, girl, woman, pussy, and so on appear and URAGH it drives me insane how men like myself and enbys can't enjoy most fanfiction, please, if it's for female audience put fem!reader, because if you just put (character)x reader I will assume it's GN but it's for fem only, please just try bc we need fanfiction too

[flojouno]

yeah. people are losing empathy. and it’s upsetting. even if it’s just online.

[soopsiedaisies]

this is for those who despair over seeing ships or tropes that make them uncomfortable while they do their little scrolly-scroll on ao3, acting like they aren’t responsible for their own internet experience

(alternatively, the back button also works)

[takahashits]

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[lanasblood]

but i actually don't think neteyam would be super kinky in bed (just me??). but there are a couple things that are cannon in my head about him

AGREED!!! everything you said is canon to me. and I feel like he would love if we were kinkier than him(?); or when he discovers something about us that we didn’t know we liked until then? lol he’d feel so proud, I just know it

*quotes everything he says* this MAN!!! he is such a leg opener. the worst part is he doesn’t even need to try!! look at him kissing our tears away,, we might as well go for another round then ahhhhh 😩✨💞😩✨💞

hi, could you do the biggest neteyam kinks please.

Love your write <3

i got about 5 of these requests so I'll just do one haahahah. i love how much people loved my dilf!jake's biggest kinks, i might have to do a part 2 for that soon! but let's see neteyam's. now, this might be a wildly unpopular opinion, but i actually don't think neteyam would be super kinky in bed (just me??). but there are a couple things that are cannon in my head about him:

wc: 850 words

na'vi compendium: yawne - love

smut under the cut, minors dni 🔞

switch kink/pleasure dom kink

neteyam will never be able to beat the switch allegations in my book. i think initially, when he's first starting out, he's be quite submissive, putty under your touch. "am i making you feel good, teyam?" you'd say, sinking slowly on his length, watching as, with every inch, he becomes more and more unravelled, eyes shut tightly, mouth agape, small whimpers escaping his lips as you begin grinding on him, overcome with the sensation overload from being stretched almost to the point of pain, so full of him you can't see straight anymore. riding him lets you see him, in all his glory, the sheen of his azure skin as a light layer of sweat coats it, the way his canines dig into his lower lip to stop himself from moaning at how good your walls feel taking him all in, moulding to the shape of his thick cock. you can't help yourself, as you swipe your tongue over where he drew blood, before closing your lips over his in a intricate dance you could never get enough of. "don't hide from me, teyam. i want to hear you, let me hear how good i make you feel." this little routine of yours didn't last long, until one day, you found yourself in the same position, enjoying your view, before you felt his core contracting and his arms encircling you and all of a sudden you're on your back, him still deep in you, and your little pained yelp was only met with a small chuckle and tongue lapping at your neck and jaw, leaving love bites everywhere in its wake. "i think it's time for you to be the one squirming for a change, hmm, yawne?" from that day on, the man will treat your body like an uncharted map filled with treasures that he's incredibly eager to uncover. he won't stop until he knows every erogenous spot and exactly when, and how, and where to touch, to lick, to bite, to suck - he wants nothing more than to see you come undone beneath him until you're crying from how overstimulated you are. nothing gets him off more than seeing you cum. "teyam, p-please, no more. i can't, argh, fuck!" his face is covered in your slick and cum as he's lapping at your folds once more, curling his fingers in you, stroking your walls in the spot he knows will get you to submit and allow him to do what he does best. "just one more, yawne. i need to make sure my baby's having a good time."

praise kink

"always doing so well for me, love." neteyam loves praising you. as someone who's constantly fought for his father's approval growing up, he knows how far being told you're doing well can go. "you feel fucking amazing, baby." he will shower you in praises as he's thrusting in you with enough force to knock the air out of your lungs, legs propped on his shoulders, dirty little whimpers and the sound of skin of skin the only thing that can be heard in your marui. "taking me so well, yawne." in a similar vein, neteyam loves being praised. nothing gets him to the brink of orgasm faster than when he can tell you're having a good time, then when he can tell he's making your eyes roll in the back of your head in unadulterated pleasure. "f-fuck, teyam! that feels so good! don't st-stop, please!" he feels himself twitch inside you at your words, and when your screams fill his ears with the third orgasm he's managed to coax out of you, he knows he's close, ready to fill you up. "i need you to come in me, teyam, please!" "yeah? can't wait for you to make me a dad, yawne. you're gonna be the most beautiful mum ever. make me the happiest man on the planet, i swear." the thought of you, plump and glowing, carrying his child, pushes him over the edge and he comes, thick spurts of warm cum coating your pretty walls, just the way he likes it. he smiles softly as the high subsides, the euphoria of having you by his side, of being able to do this with you everyday of his life so overpowering it almost hurts, and he takes his time trailing soft kisses in the crook of your neck."tell me how good i make you feel again, yawne." he can be such a brat i love him so much you honour

bonus: aftercare

not a kink, but this man is the blueprint when it comes to aftercare. he'd take care of you like it was his only job, from cradling your body in his arms, cooing gently and kissing your tears away, to taking his time cleaning you with a soft damp cloth, so you don't have to even get up, to whispering unending love letters on your skin in light touches and tender kisses, in words of i love you and you're everything to me and forever.

why did this turn fluffy at the end what is this who am i???

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