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I need to see these scenes animated and in 4K I need to see Neteyam laying on the beach like this I NEED it

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hi lana i love you <33

ahhhhh allyson 💖😍 your new user name gives me nostalgia to the times when tv shows used to be wow and we had to wait a whole ass week for a new episode; also most importantly i love you too baby 💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓

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i missed you 😚

FLEEEEEUUUURRRRRRR!!!! 🌹🩷🌸💕💐💘🌺💖🌷💞🌻💗🌹💕🌸💓💐💞🌺🩷🌷💕🌻🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 i missed you too ILYYYYYYYYYY

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i second this. please tell me 🥺 this scenario is the social media equivalent of having something between your teeth. be a real one and don’t ever let me embarrass myself <3

if i ever reblog or interact with someone who is questionable or problematic, please don’t hesitate to tell me because it’s very likely i do not know who the person is and would never want to interact with anyone with problematic views 😭

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and suddenly my name is iana

Back to posting free previews? 😭 Hello everyone

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🥺💕

don’t look at me with those eyes 🥺

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Ok, so I need to get this off my chest because it’s been weighing heavily on my mind. I’ve never properly addressed this because I honestly think it’s not something that deserves the traffic, but my entire feed has been overwhelmed with negativity and it’s genuinely making me want to not be on here anymore.

1. I age up my characters. No, that absolutely does not make me a paedophile. You don’t like it, the door’s right there, the block button’s easily accessible, i tag my fics, you can block tags, there’s so many things you can do.

2. Throwing words with such horrible and serious connotations around as a hyperbole is not quirky and doesn’t make you interesting, it makes you an asshole who diminishes and undermines real world problems to make yourself feel better about literally the most inane of non-problems.

3. If you have time to give a shit about someone you don’t know on the internet who finds joy in some artistic relief, you haVE TOO MUCH TIME!!! I’m curious how many of you actually have any concern or involvement in anything regarding actual paedophilia, that concerns actual kids, actual real life people.

4. If you do indeed believe that someone who ages up a literal fictional tall blue alien is a “paedophile”, you genuinely, genuinely need to go out and touch some grass, BUT what absolutely KILLS me is the absolute unhinged hypocrisy: you want to think you’re better than me, you denounce my work publicly, and then FOLLOW ME and reblog my Jake smut (?!???!?). Like this actually blows my mind. So in your eyes, i am the scum of the earth, i deserve to die and go to jail cause i am “sexualising minors”, but THEN you’re ok with it when you get off to my smut that you do agree with. HOW?! You must be so flexible cause that’s some impressive mental acrobatics. Congrats!!!

5. YOU CANNOT PICK AND CHOOSE WHAT YOU’RE MORALLY SUPERIOR ABOUT!!! Pls get that through your head. If you can forgive “deviant” behaviour when you’re horny and need a Jake fic to get yourself off to, honey baby, you’re just as bad, cause you’re proving you’re willing to bend your morals for your own pleasure and selfish needs. Like PLEASE BE FOR FUCKING REAL!!!

6. This is for my readers and readers of fics in general - if you like what we write, please, please show it. I have seen/talked to several of my mutuals who want to take a step back because of so much negativity that outweighs the support at the moment. If you want to keep being able to enjoy this content, please show your favourite writers some love, especially at this time.

7. And for my mutuals/besties, please, please don’t get discouraged. I know it’s hard, and it sucks, and it’s so disheartening, but i am here to talk and here to stay, and we can get through this together. It would hurt me so badly to see genuinely talented, beautiful, creative, kind people be driven away by some lowlives with nothing better to do than bully people. Stay strong and know I’m always here for you.

This is the first and last time i will be addressing this. I will not be engaging with these people anymore, and i will be using the block button incredibly liberally going forward. Remember you’re responsible for curating your online experience. You don’t like/agree with something, FUCKING BLOCK ME. I BEG YOU.

That’s all. Stay safe and good luck, my loves. I love you. Xoxoxox

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HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH I CAN’T!!! I mean wdym he’s still sexy and authentic??? 🥵👹

and I really admire your patience ines!! anon had at least dozen different ways to approach you on that matter, ask questions, or do whatever, but they really chose the only wrong option: acting superior, making assumptions and wanting to lecture you about a topic they clearly have little to no knowledge about. well..,,

AI art generator used stolen arts, pictures, fanfictions to generate pictures and chats, how could you say that it took time skill set to do them when you could just type in prompts and smooth them out? 90% of your "work" wasn't done by yourself and your followers got the nerve to call anons fool for questioning you.

I'm so tired of this. You clearly don't know what you're talking about. Do you at least know the difference between GANs and diffusion models? Did you know I trained my own models and didn't use any stolen art in the process? Please, do some research before making entitled comments and blindly joining a witch hunt on anyone who merely mentions ai.

You really think those pictures were made by 'typing a prompt and smoothing it out?' 🤣 This made me laugh so hard, darling.

People: AI is so easy, you just type a prompt. Hey, AI, make me a cute Neteyam pic! AI:

You know what, if it's so easy and doesn't require any skills, why don't you try it yourself? Please, I'm serious. Make a realistic picture of Neteyam in a non-trivial pose with correct anatomy. I'd be happy to hear your opinion on how many percent wasn't done by yourself then 😊

And leave my followers out of it, thanks.

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omg lana i’m scorpio rising..does that count

OF COURSE IT COUNTS!!!

i knew you gave me either scorpio or leo vibes and now I know why 😏 one more scorpio and I’m gonna write "scorpio magnet" in my cv, it’s getting official 💘💘💘

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what's your opinion on the neteyam art that's going around tiktok rn

I kinda feel honored that someone wants to hear my opinion? (mom I made it) 😍 but what kind of tiktok videos are we talking about? I haven’t been active for the last few days but if you mean @cinetrix’s ai artwork then know I’m her biggest fan, I’d die for her, I’d kill for her, she’s my president and I can’t wait for more to come 😏💖✨

you can find most of my reactions under the #hotdamn tag

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Hey boo, coming in to tell you I love you and I’m a Scorpio, you really are on big magnet. 🤣

SIAAAA 😂😍 I love you toooooo!!! yes my scorpio love come come I’ll open up a secret cult in the near future for all my scorpio babies 😏💕✨

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I thought your name was Lana but apparently it’s iana?

WHO SAYS THAT 😂😂😂 no Lana is correct

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the demand is high, he’s an international man now, his d goes on world tour *proud smile* 🥹💖

Not a question we’ll maybe .. bby you are all over my tiktok some how I’ve seen things🍆🤫💕 idk how my smut shit got on my FYP all the spicy pictures someone is just sharing them around

Hii! Yeah, I'm not that much on tiktok but I noticed a certain disruption of the universe yesterday cause I got over a thousand new followers on twitter and had no idea what was happening 😅🙈

Can someone please share me the link on tiktok where they posted the Neteyam's nude? I'm just curious, thanks babes 💙

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Helllloooo Scorpio here. Looks like another one just found you! Hehe 💕

look that’s what I’m saying, I’m a scorpio magnet. come into my arms baby, I will love you 🩷🥹

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ok what’s the tea on scorpio men👀

disclaimer: the following statements are based on absolutely nothing but my subjective view and some pseudoscience. don't read if you're a scorpio man. everyone else can enjoy 😛💕♏️

i’ve never come across a scorpio who isn't intelligent (however, they can be quite calculating at times).

they can seem mysterious before you get to know them (and sometimes even after).

they are definitely passionate about everything they love (including and in particular their romantic partners, sometimes even possessive lol)

they have this confident aura 24/7.

they have almost no fears (none they'd admit).

they are walking lie detectors (but I'd say scorpio women are better at this).

they are known for lovebombing.

instead of admitting when they're wrong, they have a tendency to play victim and twist things around to make you the one at fault (same with cancer men).

manipulation seems to be second nature to them, not just in toxic situations (although any form of manipulation is toxic), but even in simple decisions like where to grab something to eat, you'll find yourself agreeing with them without even realizing it.

they can get easily irritated, depending on their mood.

they love to be in control (with things and with people).

they love when you depend on them.

one thing's for sure, they always speak their minds and stand by what they believe to be right (which can be good and bad).

they are extremely loyal but at the same time, they expect the same amount of loyalty back. 

never do them wrong, seriously, never, this goes for both men and women because they can be incredibly petty and unforgiving, depending on the damage done.

overall a dominant sign

i promise I don't hate scorpios lol I'm just surrounded by them and these are the patterns I notice with all of them; I swear they always somehow find me (luckily more women than men), make me fall for them (notice the manipulation), and then I can never get rid of them. it's my canon event. can't complain 💓

* all this may change depending on their moon and rising signs, and lastly, "but I dunno tho, I'm not an expert".

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BLUE!!! 💓😍✨ well 😏 you know 😏 I'm a great problem solver 😏

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I AM LIVING FOR THE OPTIONS 😭😭😂😂

I will try this strategy by writing a letter to the white house but promise I won’t do it anonymously:

no answer = they confirm I’m the next president

answer = I’m dumb but they gotta give me $5 billion

so quick question, what makes you think that writing SMUT about MINORS is ok?? I know that you are obviously over 18 and you're so horny for 13-15 year olds but then your excuse is them being "aged up". The only reason why you're aging them up is to fulfill your sexual needs for them. I know you will either ignore this because you know I'm right or you will reply and try to make me look like the stupid one but yeah pls get out of tumblr along with all those other neteyam and loak smut writers.

So quick question, if you feel so passionately about it that you come to my blog to ruin my day with your inane messages, why do you hide behind anon like little coward you know you are?

Also another quick question, how can “you’re not gonna answer me cause you know i’m right” and “answer and make me look stupid” exist in the same sentence babe?? So you yourself realise that if I answer you and give you the dose of reality check and facts you clearly lack, you will indeed look stupid. Glad you’re not completely lacking self awareness, that’s a good start.

Now get tf off my page and go follow the rest of the hypocrites who can pick and choose what they feel mighty and superior about as long as it aligns with their thirsty ass.