#it makes me laugh every time

[isfetkey]

I’m gonna tell Dan Berry about this if I see him at the stage door when I go see the show tomorrow

I think hearing Dan Berry sing Freeze Your Brain would solve all my problems

[potato-lord-but-not]

what. what is the fuck stool?

I am constantly thinking about this you don’t understand

[bardicbird]

people will type out and post literally anything on here and someone will tag #harry du bois . who else is doing it like him . 

[tonycries]

how your fics got me

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED 😈😈

[strangerstilinski]

not a day goes by where i don't think about you were wearing a weird al tshirt, which i thought was brave.

[bonesblubs]

Hi, thank you for reading, and please hear me out. This is so deeply embarassing, but I hope you can help. Do you remember that older meme sketch you have of Shang Qinghua saying 'gang bang' and then Shen Qingqiu just looks at him like what and he looks back like ehh, it s v funny, i like it alot but please, I thought I knew enough memes. I need to know what meme that is based off of, please. It keeps me up at night. I cant just search for 'gang bang meme' my computer will explode. I'm begging you , could you pls share the original meme, end my suffering, please, please,

LMFAOOOOO I got you love don’t worry, it’s from a Venom interview here’s the original format

💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

[abirddogmoment]

Confession time: sometimes my dog will leave her chews with me so I can "guard" them while she does something else and I'll throw them in the freezer or in the garbage (if they're close to choking hazard size) when she isn't paying attention and then gaslight her about it when she comes back to look for them.

[secret-sageent]

Sometimes I am just chillin and my brain goes

"Which school do you subscribe to? Mumbo? Or Jumbo?" "Which is the one where my necktie talks to me?" "...Mental Illness." "It's that one then"

[eddiedazed]

'Doctor doctor, come quick 😐" and "you're a real captain, hero 📋" are the new genders

[spirk-trek]

"albatross" aka the episode where jim can't stop wandering around the ship even though he has the plague and passes out five times

[kaiipivara]

dream starting a Cat Beanie business is really funny when you remember that one stan-turned-anti that threw a hissy fit when he started selling cat beanies as merch bc it “ruined their etsy business” and that they “deserve financial compensation for sending dream cat beanies as gifts”

[kwyw]

Two twinks & a lesbian

[brionbroadway]

the same way d20 made rad and dope part of my vocabulary, i'm worried twilight sanctorum will have me saying jeez louise

[honeybuddhahoe]

i think what i love most about the trigun stampede final showdown between knives and vash is that it is really does feel like a fight between siblings. in the 98 trigun it’s very epic and cinematic and they seem like strangers, but in the reboot even after 150 years apart they get right down to it: knives throws vash into a wall, vash is biting and shoving, they’re both shouting and yelling at each other “no YOU’RE wrong!” and “ITS MY TURN WITH THE RUBIX CUBE!” but in more poetic ways. the fate of the planet is in the hands of two child-like plant men and I think that’s fucking hilarious

[pandorem]

So obviously I really liked Dead Boy Detectives and I think that the writing gets WAY better after the clunkiness of the exposition in episode one BUT, and I say this with all the affection in my heart, episode two has THE MOST EGREGIOUS example of a character translating an ancient language perfectly, on the fly, as if the ancient language had the exact same syntax as English, that I think I have ever seen??? Translation does not work like that and I think I should get to roast it forever for that ❤️

[zhoudadudugongjin]