#it looks ugly as shit

[parasympatheticnervoussystem909]

based on sharing the mirror by ernest chiriacka

[leothelilpotato]

EW DISCORD WHAT THE FUCK GIMME MY AMOLED BACK

[elysias-strongest-senti-stan]

Now that everyone on here is talking about the minecraft movie I'm going to throw in my two cents. I think that the minecraft movie should be about a dad who knows nothing about minecraft and his gamer child getting isekai'd into minecraft by, like, a wizard or a curse or something. Freaky Friday style. They have to work together and defeat the ender dragon to get out. The dad doesn't really understand the child or their hobbies, and every time he tries to get into minecraft on his own (on the kid's computer) he doesn't really like it or get it. But by throwing them into a minecraft world and forcing them to play in a sandbox, they both realize that it's really fun to play video games (like minecraft) with the people they love. Also this wouldn't work if it took place with hardcore world rules. It could be animated and both of them could have steve's character model but the kid has a propeller hat on theirs.

[iwantabeardeddragon]

It’s very jarring to sit in hot weather while all the trees and plants are still dead. April is a weird time.

[suntails]

GAME START

[sbeana]

the pool scene

[mintypsii]

why is bro trying to take all the credit

[littlelightfish]

Disliking Tallchuck is a MAJOR skill issue.

[lizajane2]

Listen we need to have a serious talk about Kakashi’s side profile and when they give detail to how fucking muscular he is...

And to add, why is he serving face here when he’s all depressed and feeling guilty? Like this is a very serious scene and all i can think of is, “Fuck he’s hot.”

You’re not supposed to look that handsome when sad. Not when Naruto and Sasuke almost just killed each other. AND YOU’RE SERVING FACE AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!

[ganag]

Hmm, Ceruleanblood Kanaya and Jadeblood Vriska?

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[bixels]

This Twitter MLP human redesign drama is a mess, leave me the fuck out of it.

[domsaysstuff]

Okay so this idea has been rocking around my empty skull for some time now just we know that Eddie can be a pretty mean DM and a shithead and I've been thinking abt romances in D&D and how it would work in Hellfire

And I had this thought that Eddie would like be "no romances!!" to the Corroded Coffin group (before the kids joined) and they're like why? and Eddie just to tease them says that he doesn't want to pretend to fall for their smelly ugly faces

Which just motivates them to try and seduce like every character that Eddie introduces for a fucking month and it leads to the creation of the rule: Every romance/seduction directed roll must be rolled above 15 to succeed AND if Eddie decides that the attempt is particularly bad the roll is with disadvantage

The Corroed Coffin boys are obviously teasingly like ohhh so we get an advantage if it's good?

"Doubt that would happen boys, but sure, if you make me, Eddie fucking Munson, to blush like a fair maiden then you'll get the advantage on the roll"

They try, they really do, but all the CC boys succeed in doing is killing off all of their party in three sessions and Gareth who is a little shit is actually rolling his third character (because the consequences of a failure are fucking brutal) by the time Jeff and [unnamed freak] give up

After that they know better (except Gareth who still sometimes does that just to annoy Eddie and be a little shit) to try and then the kids join Hellfire and Eddie has even less of an desire to flirt with fucking Wheeler, Henderson and Sinclair (they're baby children!!)

But the kids are a little shits too and they see Gareth being a little shit so they copy

It ends badly for them, they gripe about Eddie being unfair because like "all three of us have girlfriends Eddie and you don't so we clearly know more about romance then you do" Dustin not only gets a flick on the head for that but his character might have ended up being put into situations™ throughout the session that are "totally unfair!"

But fair to say all of Hellfire knows the rules and all of hellfire knows that no matter how well they try and how smooth they are (they really aren't ever smooth) Eddie will not blush or even consider they attempts as "good", the best they got was "tolerable" (Lucas got it and he's still very proud of it, as he deserves okay?), Eddie is impossible to fluster and so it's just is this fun thing they sometimes do when they feel particularly like little shits

And that's it about it

Until Vecna and all the upside down shit and the surprising friendship of Eddie and Steve happens

And suddenly Steve Harrington is not only sitting but playing D&D

Everything is going actually pretty good and Dustin practically vibrates out of his chair at how proud he is of Steve for how well he is doing so far and then

And then Steve tries to flirt with a pretty bard

Dustin deflates, he is ready for the absolute disaster that is going to fall upon Steve, he makes eye contact with Lucas - both of them ready with "it was actually a pretty good line tho!" at the tip of their tongues to defend Steve's decisions, he doesn't know Eddie's special rules after all and it would be funny to see Steve fail, sure, but it's Steve's first game and the kids wanted it to be good for Steve so convincing him to play again would be easier

But now Eddie is going to absolutely rip into him and Steve will never want to play again and-

"Roll with advantage" Dustin gasps, audibly, loudly, the room is silent, except for Steve who's very unaware of the chaos he just created and just rolls the dices, his usual confidence in place

And if someone looked closely - and all of the hellfire is fucking looking - Eddie Munson has indeed a light blush on his face

[winwintea]

oh MY GOD yes thank you for SMILING instead of serving face in every single photo.

[brofightiscancelled]

[almondpiglet]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAREST REIGEN!!

everyone thanks you for entering their lives :')

[zumiiisumsum]

I really appreciate how many of us in the fandom get to unite as one when it comes to that disgusting article about Nicola’s body, but I really need you guys to extend that same energy towards Luke as well. People are mocking him constantly for his looks (on TikTok mostly) and I just legitimately can’t comprehend why?? People are constantly commenting on his lips, and how it looks like he did botox, etc, and it’s really starting piss me off how some of you can become such big hypocrites. You don’t have to put an actor down just to praise another! They’re all BEAUTIFUL, it’s why they got casted in the first place!! I can’t believe we have to even say this shit because it’s just common fucking sense.