#it landed on the floor

[citrusitonit]

my sister stole my brownie and was holding it hostage and in a lucky coincidence i had a water bottle and her laptop right beside me

[garbagewith-a-cherryontop]

5 Things Nobody Tells you About Owning a Cat

Inter-dimensional travel

Tidied the background up a bit cause it was kinda messy and our Lord and Saviour Alfred Pennyworth would never.

[softchouli]

Coin being frustrated that she didn't get her wanted prize at the claw machine, as if the plushie with the bread wouldn't successfully gaslight her entire district on day one just to rescue his pregnant wife

[lilyflxwers]

reg had layered necklaces and rings on every finger and THE sharpest eyeliner ever seen

[t00thpasteface]

guy who does challenging work outdoors

[pickleweed2]

a huge two-stem Redwood with beautiful trunk flare

Redwood National Park, California

[whatsfourteenupto]

Fourteen’s replacing the screen on Donna’s phone for like the fifth time right now. They’re the family’s own private iFix guy, and lord is he insufferable about it

[solardrake]

Oh The Biomes You'll Go - Lush Stacks House

[whumpslist]

Tracker episode 1.10 “Into The Wild”

Character: Colter Shaw, performed by Justin Hartley.

Type of whumps: [training, grunting for physical effort,] ambushed and under gunpoint, shielded another person and got shot at his shoulder, rough landing on the floor and shot at again, grimacing getting up, almost hit by a car, bleeding and heavily breathing, field approximative medicine, panting, brief scuffle, hunted, arm into a sling.

[dunmeshistash]

I like to think half-foots come walking out of the womb, since their life is so short in the grand scheme of things..... but I think there's a drawing or them being normal weak little babies regardless, probably after a week of being alive they start walking I dunno

there's actually an answer to that! Kinda, they're definitely born as tine tiny babies as frail as a tallman's (maybe more?)

But they seem to mature faster

They seem to develop faster than the tallman baby, by 2 years he's already showing way better motor skills stomping around, a little guy.

if we use the 1.4 faster aging that I've seen around they'd probably be standing up/walking starting at around 7 months old (google says humans do it starting at 10) so still impressive, humans at that age are just now learning how to roll onto their backs/belly (also according to google idk I haven't seen a baby in a while)

Elves on the other hand by 2 are only now sitting up. No wonder their populations are dwindling imagine having an infant for years lmao

edit: sorry the modifier was 1.14 I remembered it wrong! that would make the half foot 8-9 but I still think they age faster than that.

[stupidlittlespirit]

Here because I have no one else to talk to and your recent posts show that you suffer from a familiar insanity /j.

Ford would not survive me. I would shatter that old man to pieces I swear to god. I promise. He’d be in tears by the end of it he wouldn’t even know what to do I’d wreck him I’d --

…. And then I’d take care of him! Kiss his hands and stroke his hair and

ANON LMAOOOOO you fucking DAWG dude keep sending me these i need to vent my love for him

I have this stupid headcanon that Ford got his hips, knees and lower back reinforced whilst he was dimension hopping to help him stay capable at moving around as he got older (we all know those are the places with the most wear and tear as we age) and ngl I just know that shit comes in handy if you catch my drift ksksjsjsj

I imagine Ford to be a very passionate, thorough lover (he’s done plenty of research); partially just as an old romantic, but also out of a desperate need to serve because he wants you to feel good and because he gets off on knowing that you think he’s good at it. Even better if you tell him that the whole time….

He’s definitely the type to get weak at the knees for praise and worship.

And I’ll keep it 100 with you: Ford crying during it is top tier elite beautiful ultra sexy amazing lovely gorgeous wonderful I love it I need him

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

Been a fan of doodling neon colored rats lately 🍁🍂

[diana-bluewolf]

Dad worries 🥰

[ye-olde-tardis]

You're telling me. You're telling me. That David Lister. DAVE LISTER. stopped Rimmer from committing suicide. (Because that's LITERALLY WHAT THAT WAS. HE WAS GONNA UNPLUG HIMSELF and DIE.) he stopped him from committing suicide by. Comparing him to moonlight. Fucking MOONLIGHT. what the fuck what the fuck‽‽‽‽‽‽ AND IT WORKED‽‽‽‽‽

[itwoodbeprefect]

i think the positive spin here is that 23.5 fumbling the ball quite a bit in its last three episodes is great, actually, because it's incontrovertible proof gmmtv's first GL is on the same level as nearly all their BLs. they dropped that ball for feminism <3

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

come along with me / and the ______ and bees!