#it just makes absolutely zero sense
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So let me get this straight. Johnny can verbally berate and bully his students, throw them in a cement mixer, hogtie them to a punching bag to punish them for successfully landing a hit on him, set a pack of rabid dogs on them, and hurl glass beer bottles at them all in the name of “training,” and we’re supposed to laugh and clap and cheer. But then I’m supposed to think the hot new sensei from China is the epitome of evil because he cuffed one of his students with a foam pad?
#i am not condoning hitting kids obviously lol. but like am I as an audience memeber supposed to watch that scene and care?#why?#because there will be dark music in the backdrop?#bc only johnny is allowed to hurt his students?#bc the guy doing it isnt white?#its completely nonsensical. and this is the ultimate problem i have with this show#is that its STILL trying to tell a story about generational trauma and abuse#at the same time as its narratively cheering johnny on for his abusive teaching methods#it just makes absolutely zero sense#and what you have is just complete and utter narrative garbage#and none of this is tk hate on johnny. i love him forever and always#but i am just begging this sjow to engage in one SHRED of narrative consistency. please#cobra kai#ck spoilers
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i’ve never been as angry on behalf of a character as i am for sam winchester
#currently thinking about season four and five. absolutely fuckibg mental#the world literally reshapes itself around him to prove him wrong#its all framed as God. Sam was so stupid and selfish and reckless for drinking demon blood. He just liked the power of it and he chose a#DEMON over DEAN.#but. that’s not the story they tell in s4.#like even aside from every single other complexity. Sam is literally right. he has ZERO WAY of knowing that killing lilith is the final seal#AND DEAN DOESNT KNOW TJAT EITHER. like sam is literally right he can kill lilith and he does kill lilith. dean wants lilith dead just as#much. sam’s cardinal sin is disobeying dean and then the world flips around on him and plot twist sam and dean were both wrong all along and#killing lilith is what will bring back lucifer :)#but. it’s not framed like that either. it’s framed like SAM BROUGHT BACK LUCIFER BY KILLING LILITH WHILE HIGH ON DEMON BLOOD#dean you wanted to kill lilith too?????????#but. doesn’t matter dean despite being mostly motivated by jealous anger is retroactively proven to be Right#and sam is retroactively proven to be Wrong. he is bad#i just. jesus. sam’s not evil ever. he’s hardly even that fucking morally grey#and he still thinks there’s something wrong with him that he’s a freak that he’s inherently evil and needs to be purified#why?? cause of something fucked up that happened to him when he was a baby#and because he’s disobeyed his father and his brother and been angry at awful things that have happened to him#makes me feel fucking insane actually#no wonder narrative frames sam as evil no wonder he’s inherently marked as Bad by the forces in supernatural like even on a meta level#in supernatural gods just another shitty father. embodiment of the familial patriarch. and from sam’s very first moment on the show he’s in#opposition to that he’s ran away from john and he argues with dean. therefore he is evil#i don’t think my words r really making sense right now but. fucking hell#and sam is so swamped in guilt all of season five and he just fucking accepts that everything bad is his fault#and he gets tortured in the cage to save the fucking world and it’s STILL not enough. not to appease his own guilt and not to appease deans#anger at him. dean is still throwing his perceived violations back at him in like season nine!!#and whenever he tries to get out it’s treated as yet another Sin. narrative acts like sam thinking dean was dead and having a life outside#of hunting is The Worst Thing He Ever Did#worst sin sam ever commits in the eyes of the show is disobedience. Absolutely awful actually#spn#sam winchester
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butterfly Howdy... he must be the prettiest girl at the party.... also so so tired
#i imagine that metamorphosis is Exhausting#turning to goop & then reforming takes a lot of work and energy yk#absolutely zero rest going on in there!#i can so vividly picture everyone gathering around his chrysalis waiting for him to emerge#ready to watch him to break free Beautiful and Refreshed#and then he just kinda. slides out and slaps against the ground. goopy. half dead. confused. crinkled#also much fluffier!!!#when he dries. before that he looks like someone drowned him#Having So Many Butterfly Howdy Thoughts#scribble salad#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#welcome home fanart#howdy pillar#yassified howdy <3#i wanted his butterfly form to be like... longer??? more ~Elegant~ if that makes sense?#longer hair... longer fluff... longer antennae... claws bc why the fuck not. claws fuck severely.#eyelash thingies....#hed probably end up cutting his hair short again but yk. wanna draw him with whatever the fuck that style is#is it a mullet? WHO KNOWS!
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The Bsd "Fyodor is Atsushi's Father" Theory:
My Not-so-Deep, Not-so-Serious Explanation on Why This Could Totally be Canon
Signed: A Sleep-Deprived Idiot
(Spoilers for the Entirety of Bungou Stray Dogs)
So... with Chapter 118 in bsd releasing, I have noticed a lot of Fyodor as Atsushi's father related things popping up and... I'm not mad about.
If anything, I'm happy the theory is getting more attention. People even seem to be taking it as canon fact, even if just jokingly.
Really, I believed the theory was plausible since it first was brought up in the fandom, but I never actually thought it would be canon because that just seemed too crazy. But those were the thoughts of a sweet summer child since the manga has gotten to the point where that might be the least crazy thing possible.
So, here I am at my keyboard yet again, ready to ramble about how, if this does somehow turn out to be canon, this might be actually rather predictable even to those who don't dive deep into the nitty-gritty lore.
Now, I won't ramble on and on endlessly about the book and Atsushi's ambiguous past and how he may be the book or a page from the book and yaddy-yadda. Instead, I'll focus on some key aspects of Atsushi's character design. First off...
His hair.
As I said, this is not all that serious or deep, so take my words with a grain of salt before you start bashing me or something for being ridiculous. You signed up for ridiculous when you started reading past the title.
Anyway, back to Atsushi's hair.
As we almost all know, Atsushi used to have a black streak in his hair that was later removed for unknown reasons, but he also has white hair.
Now, I could jokingly proclaim, "Hehe, biologically impossible Fyodor x Nikolai lovechild," and be done with it, but I am no clown, unlike Nikolai. No, I have a better, probably completely wrong, idea.
Most of us know that Fyodor has a thing for white-haired men.
Exhibit A: Every fucking member of the Decay of Angels
I rest my case.
Also, I feel the need to mention that 3 out of 6 of them have red-ish eyes while the other two have purple-ish/blue eyes. Just pointing out that little tidbit I noticed while finding pics for them.
So, it would make sense for Fyodor to pick and choose which attributes to give to his quote-on-quote "son" when he made him from the book, picking out certain traits he found appealing and pleasing to the eye.
(Also, yes, this could mean that Fyodor could have chose specific attributes that were similar to Nikolai. Boom, lovechild route.)
This could explain certain similarities between the characters who seemingly have no biological connection between one another. Their only connection then only being through Fyodor by just knowing him.
Got all that? Alright, next up...
His eyes.
Now, Atsushi's eyes are rather unique, even for the world of Bungou Stray Dogs. What also sticks out about them is the fact that they are pointed out and focused in from time to time.
Example:
(Fucking gorgeous eyes he has, btw)
To break down the colors of his eyes... While in normal lighting in the anime, they appear to be normally purple and yellow with just a hint of green in it, but under the full moon (as seen here) we can see that his eyes are a light green-yellow at the bottom and purple on the top that fades into blue.
(There are also a few times where his eyes also change while using his ability. Like when they turn almost fully yellow.)
I want to point out the colors of his eyes and the fact that they change due to certain circumstances (i.e: using his ability, being under the full moon), which is clearly not normal in their world seeing as how other ability users don't seem to do that at all.
(Edit here: I actually would like to mention that, in the manga, Nikolai's eyes also change color. The green one sometimes will change to match his normal eye whenever he uncovers it. I saw a theory talking about how it might change depending on whether or not he is lying at the time, which is pretty neat. More Atsushi and Nikolai parallels.)
Now, this might seem like a bit of a stretch just like the rest of this post, but the colors used for his eyes are similar to the eye colors of people Fyodor knows, though they are different shades.
Purple like Fukuchi. Green and blue from Nikolai.
Fyodor's eyes are also a shade of purple, kind of, so... Yeah, that works too, but Fukuchi's shade of eyes are closer to Atsushi's.
Yeah, that's all I can think of now and this is already way too long (if I start talking about Atsushi's mysterious past, I'm going to make this a mile long. Maybe later tho), so I'm ending it here for now.
Alright, bye ya'll.
#bungou stray dogs#bungou sd#bsd#bungou gay dogs#theory#theorizing#but that's just a theory#atsushi nakajima#bsd atsushi#fyodor dostoevsky#bsd fyodor#nikolai gogol#bsd nikolai#bsd fukuchi#ōchi fukuchi#bsd sigma#bsd theories#fyodad#fyodor is atsushi's dad confirmed???#crack theory#like this makes absolutely zero sense and i was literally writing this for hours#rambling into the void#i run my mouth like a river of words on my screen but am completely silent in person#take everything with a grain of salt#this was just for fun lol#this has like no lore backing this up probably but whoop de doo what can you do?#this whole fyodad thing rose me out of my bsd grave again so here i am
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Me when I want to read yhs or griam fanfics but I can't bcs most of the yhs tag is used as grian angst or can't find any griam fanfics bcs sam is only used as this horrible person that does everything wrong and their baby grian can't do any wrong as if he hasn't also committed crimes like Sam did and the only griam fanfics their is is 2 fanfics where they actually have a relationship and I can't find anymore:
#yandere high school#yhs#griam#grian#samgladiator#im sorry if this makes absolutely zero fucking sense but i just really REALLY wanted to rant about this without smashing anything#im genuinely gonna kms.#IM GOING FUCKING INSANE.#kuuyoooo..orwtv
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sigh. it's thinking about child abuser/evil fuck off puppet hours I guess
#such a fascinatingly stupid dynamic im obsessed#i dont think bro 'loves' cal but he definitelt cares about him in whatever way hes capable of to the greatest extent he can#to a frankly weird extent tbh#and then cal doesnt even care about bro as a tool. hes just convenient yk#bros obsessed and he literally couldnt give a shit (in whatever way hes capable of giving a shit given that hes. yk. a puppet)#honestly you could vary how much control cal has/how much cals manipulating/puppeting bro and its still interesting#cals almost fully puppeting him? the obsession makes sense its interesting its fascinating its vaguely homoerotic#the puppet loves the puppetmaster that gives it life yk#cal has absolutely zero control and is literally just an empty puppet? fucking hilarious#either way dave accidentally walks in on bro on a 'date' with cal (propped up in a chair with a full plate of food in front of him. dave#didnt even know bro *could* cook) and hes scarred for life#me.txt#homestuck#bro strider
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happy 35th anniversary mother 1!!!!!! love this game 2 death <3
#ive been working on this. for 5 hours.#i dont know how to draw things or scenes or anything ever ignore if its jank#scribbles#mother series#furry tag#mother 1#earthbound beginnings#earthbound zero#ninten mother 1#ana mother 1#lloyd mother 1#actually tagging things for once wow#im so exhausted i dont know how to formulate words#i feel like i shouldve made the canvas have slightly different dimensions but i cant tweak that now i made too many overlays#aaaaghhgghb#whatever#theyre supposed. to be on the train By The Way#again i dont know how to draw things i dont know if its clear <//3#i love this game so much though oh my god#ITS SO CUTE nd watching pikaspreys playthru is what got me into the series. cannot love it nearly enough on that alone#playing through it earlier this year was an absolute blast too i get the urge to replay it . constantly#ahhhh i feel like i should say more but idk!!!! again im so tired sorry if im not making sense or like this is all just stupid i donttt car#EDIT I JUST NOTICED A TYPO MONTHS LATWR. KILL ME
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I don't think that the reason why Number One's homunculus came out perfect and everyone else's was defective is that No1 had a ""Superior"" extra wrinkly guinness record brain or whatever the fuck. It's most likely because, you know, the UG facility's research was probably way better funded and carefully, well, researched, and picked out just one individual to focus on cloning -- on the other hand, KW's Project: Homunculus was unbelievably fucking rushed because Huesca wanted so bad to have one over the unified government he just started raw dogging the experiments and collected the DNA of almost every single person in that city because even if their homunculi do come out a bit undercooked at least they've got the numbers babyyyyy take that unified fuck. I think more thought and care went into building all these damn clone pods we saw for all of them than their actual creation. "something unexpected occured in our efforts to find suitable DNA" -> "i will die in approx. 20 seconds and STILL I won't admit I any% blind speedran playing god and failed due to the easily foreseeable consequences of my abysmal choices. It's actually a dna skill issue on those defects fuck them pinkies my final message. goodbye"
#massive passionate love-hate relationship with Huesca that guy really just made the biggest impact in the game#consistently became worse with every scene he appeared in and. I CANNOT in simple terms state how much he fucking. I can't. I can't.#it makes sense of him to do... *that* with the homunculi considering he was explicitly said to use unwilling persons as test subjects#for weapons and also his own escape from KW after the fact. He has absolutely zero regard for human life already#fuck you huesca i love you huesca don't come near me or my family huesca#mine#rain code#why does nobody talk about Huesca he's like mdarc's most influential villain right after the UG. Yomi takes 3rd place only lol#no matter how much Yomi tries he will never be that guy. *shouting* YOU ARE NOTHING BUT AN ANT BENEATH HUESCA'S MAGNIFYING GLASS❗❗❗
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When they adapt QOTD I will die
#iwtv amc#iwtv#interview with the vampire#loustat#lestat de lioncourt#louis de pointe du lac#help I love them so much#new art style new me#that mirror makes absolutely zero sense just ignore lmao
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lol i pregamed a tiny bit for agatha but now after finishing im just taking shots for coping reasons
#i am…… not all that pleased with the ending#/not trying to sound like a complainy bitch#SPOILER WARNING ->#i expected agatha to die tbh#but honestly what i Did not expect was for the ending to feel unfinished#and for me to come out of it feeling so deeply unsatisfied#and it’s not that any of the scenes were bad really!! i loved them#i just feel like a lot of them…. needed some further context or elaboration that we got absolutely none of#like i have So Many questions still that weren’t at all answered by the finale#and also questions that came up BECAUSE of the finale that didn’t get answered lol#idk i’m just.#i’m so proud of kathryn hahn and all of the cast and crew#and i don’t want to seem ungrateful bc i can FEEL that they put their heart and soul into this show#but the writing and contextualization just REALLY really fell flat for me in the last two episodes#also some decisions that felt…weird and last minute#like the reveal of agatha being the one to take jen’s powers?? still makes zero sense to me#idk i just wish we had more time with them i think#also i’m not upset that agatha died again i kinda expected it but the manner in which she died felt abrupt and inauethentic to. e#it just didn’t feel fleshed out at all idkkkkk#ugghhhhhgg#can’t believe i got fucking got by yet another sapphic show#i’m just asking for one good sapphic show with a satisfying ending PLEASE#(read: NOT necessarily a happy ending im not asking for all that i just need it to MAKE FUCKING SENSE!!!!)#anyway. i have more thoughts that ill get into soon im a bit tipsy and prob and not expressing myself right but TLDR love them all but…. 😬#agatha all along#agathario#agatha harkness#billy maximoff#kathryn hahn#joe locke
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Karen has four older brothers and this is Ross! He's the second oldest and he looks rather polite and smiles a lot and when he's at work he can behave most of the time... but he really has such a foul mouth it puts Right to shame.
And Karen when she was a kid couldn't pronounce S's and they sounded like Z's. So when her brothers would be leaving for school she would say "enjoy zool" and just. Could NEVER say Ross's name correctly so he told her to just call him Oz. And it stuck but only with Karen. She's the only one to use it and no one else is allowed.
#my characters#also fun fact she has decided to legally rename him for when shes mad at him#so instead of yelling his full proper name#she will yell OSWALD THOMAS WILSON which is the fake first name but actual middle/last#and its just thats a guy that she wouldnt want to admit to knowing if she saw him in public#hes actually p short so yeah hes a short king#the oldest bro and the second youngest are both taller#the middle middle is basically the same height as him so karen really is just the wittle bab#and all her brothers are super protective of her bc thats their baby sister#she does however have a strong sense of I GOTTA PROTECT THE MIDDLE GUY#so she is kinda used to standing up for older guys just bc of he#but it comes into being a problem when she meets rick and is like fuck it he may be older but#he is too kinda for this world and also theres no way i can love him hes basically a baby brother#and she will pick on him but also would absolutely throw hands for him#and and i know the tags are long as is but eventually karen and rick move past the whole youre like a brother vibe#and they become very good friends - still zero romance involved - but she starts to treat him less like a family member#and it makes him feel less awkward and in turn he feels more open to joke sometimes#cause for a long while rick is just this is really awkward and i wish we would stop matching on dating apps but she wont leave me alone#so its rude to turn her down when she offers a friendly drink to check up on me#but its actually karen being protective older sister mode despite being the youngest of five#this is the most i have managed to draw in like two weeks i think#now im super tired bye
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thoughts on rdj being casted as doom?
terrible, horrible, no good, very bad
#ask#anon#it makes absolutely zero sense.#he is not a victor von doom.#others have said it better than I have but victor is not a white american guy#rdj does not have the physical presence to be a good dr doom either#and also. whta the fuck. rdj is tony stark in the mcu you can't just cast him as someone else#I hate everything about it#they're going to turn dr.doom into something unrecognizable I already know it
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todd "what if im the boy" brotzman
#ok but i seriously love how he said that like 2 episodes in a row#it makes absolutely zero sense in any context but hes just trying to convince dirk to not give up#cause dirk keeps going insane about the boy thing#and even when dirk is lying on the floor completely done with everything todd still decides that suggesting#something ridiculous like him being the boy is a good idea#which is like. theyre both so insane#like it never worked the first time but todd is still trying to keep dirks spirits up in tje most silly way possible and i love that for hi#new drinking game where everytime todd gives an insane suggestion to stop dirk going even more insane you take a shot#<3 i love him#dghda
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Sorry if the art is bad I was a little unmotivated today (artblock sucks)
(Reads left to right)
Steven universe au but like, charwhit fusion
#drdt#danganronpa despair time#Steven universe au#charles cuevas#whit young#yall Charles is supposed to be a purple sapphire#I forgot that they have one eye#But then when I remembered I tried it and I couldn’t make it look good#So we’ll just say he was defective 🤷♀️😅#I was intending him to be a crystal gem so I guess it makes sense#Sorry yall#whit is supposed to be a spinel#So I made up these designs on the spot so they may change#Fellas is it gay to accidently fuse with your homie?#Jk don’t answer that question the answer is absolutely#Y’all what would their fusion be#Like what’s their name?#Think about it#a purple sapphire and a pink spinel#Like what would that make#I have zero ideas#Drawing this to cheer myself up after the fucking bombshell that was episode 16#I mean this in a good way that episode was my favorite thus far#Anyways how y’all doing?
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"Why not?"
"I wish you were a girl."
#hughlander#at first i thought of hughie saying the first quote but the more i thought about it the more it made sense for it to be john HEAR ME OUT..#he was obviously trained to only enjoy the whole “american dream” so ofc that picture perfect look for him would be a woman next to him#while he himself is a piece of shit and cares only about his image he also just doesnt give a shit#(based on his behavior l8r on in the show) he also just doesnt care what anyone has to say especially since in his eyes he is THE strongest#no one can say anything to him and hes untouchable..which is why his odd obsession with hughie will prove to be zero issue#and while he tries to make a connection with hughie in his own overly possesive way hughie holds himself firm with his actions#(lowkey where things gets ooc oh well idc) homelander does try and make SOME sort of attempt in picking at his brain anf at hughie as to#figure out WHY he even is interested in “that loser” and in doing so he eventually finds that hughie for whatever stupid reason#notices that he GENUINELY does care about people and that its not some front like he really does and TRY to see some good in people#so john opens up slightly to him about what people at vought did to him as a kid and its those moments where homelander tries to make it-#light buy hughie looks at him and i mean really /looks/ at him and says “jesus thats fucked Im sorry” and john is absolutely dumbfounded#like so dumbfounded and the god honest yet short comment in regards to him opening up about his past#essentially john starts to feel what he always imagined what “feelings” are supposed to be and after a long time of him and hughie oddly#finding some sort of “middle ground” he tries to pull a move in a moment of odd peace amongst the two and hughie jerks back#john is so confused and i mean REALLY confused#he thought he read all those “signals” right based on the romantic films he was forced to watch why is hughie acting like this?#he doesnt want to even think about what this pain in his chest is and all he can ask is “why not?”
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i just dont get the insistence that silver has to be the child or descendant of some other already existing character in general really ... like surely shadow amy and sonic arent the only hedgehogs that exist in the present? silver could just be some random guy you know. also i honestly think his whole deal is more interesting if hes not anyone special or related to anyone special. and hes just some random kid who was born into a shitty situation and one day decided hes had enough and hes gonna do something about it
#i dont WANT silver to be the son of shadow or the descendant of sonic or whatever i want him to just be some random guy#also i think its so wild when people not only say that shadow is his biological dad#but also that the other parent is another member of the already existing game cast. as if theyre gonna be living that long..#and peoples choice for the other parent is always some character that would never marry or have kids with shadow in a million years#maybe even never get married or have kids in general#like ive seen people have sonic be the other parent which just feels weird and out of character#but ive also seen people have rouge be the other parent. whihc is jsut straight up repulsive to me. absolutely not#sorry for being a hater (not sorry for bieng a hater about sh/adouge actually if sh/adouge has zero haters i am no longer alive)#but i do think aus where shadow in the future is a mentor or guardian figure to silver can be interesting#im just not into the idea of shadow being silvers dad. especially not his biological dad because it makes no sense
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