#it just looks like one of those photos from the ride xD

[star-going-supernova]

I’m not really sure how to word this? Here’s a prompt for you I guess? Gregory would 100% take a photo in front of his missing poster smiling with a peace sign. Also I think he’s just the type of gremlin to take one of them for himself much to everyone’s exasperation.

Tumblr generated prompt number 4, here we go! Gregory and Cassie are both in their late teens here, in their first year of college. This is pretty slice-of-life-y with no clear connection to any AU other than a generally happy one.

title is a play on the saying “not all who wander are lost”

Not All Who Have Missing Posters are Lost

Gregory pulled out his phone and opened the camera app. Leaning against the telephone pole, he threw up a peace sign and grinned. Satisfied with the picture, he sent it to the group chat. 

Gregory

image_attachment.87265032 lol good times :) 

He stowed his phone in his pocket, mentally counting down until it started blowing up with messages. Then he carefully tore the missing poster bearing his face—albeit his much younger face—off the pole and tucked it into his laptop bag. 

He walked the rest of the way to the bus stop, letting his phone vibrate every few seconds, and only once he’d sat down did he pull it back out, snickering as he read through the small backlog. 

Cassie

XD you’re still finding those?? 

Vanessa 

oh my gosh pull it down pull it down we do NOT need a repeat of two years ago

Roxy 

who was even looking for you, lol

Freddy

Roxy! Do not be rude! 

Cassie

you look so young. so innocent.

Roxy

yeah but we know better ah dang it, i can feel fazbear’s disapproval from across the plex 

Bonnie

You were such a cute kid! Look at those cheeks!

Vanessa

seriously, though, what part of town is that? if there’s one, there might be more

Chica

Oooh! Congrats on adding another to your collection :)

Monty 

lol nice

Freddy

Are you on your way home, superstar? 

Roxy 

wee woo, dad alert! you know the rules, no sappiness in the group chat, fazbear

Freddy

What was sappy about that?

Cassie

if nicknames count, Roxy, you’ll have to start calling me by my name now 

Roxy 

… fiiiine, i take it back 

Gregory 

XD yes, Ness, I tore it down, and it was on Reed St, but it looked like some other posters had been taken off recently, exposing this one, so i don’t think it’s a widespread issue yes, Dad, I’m on my way back. just got on the bus, should be there in 10 mins 

He stayed on his phone for the rest of the ride, confirming their plans for dinner later. Cassie had finished her final exams the day before, so she’d already been by the pizzaplex to say hi to everyone. 

The bus dropped him off just down the street from the pizzaplex, and though early December was chilly, he enjoyed the bite in the air. There’d be snow soon, he was sure, and he was looking forward to some lazy days with a mug of hot chocolate and a warm blanket. 

Gregory’s first semester of college had been awesome, but he was happy to be home, and even happier to find Freddy waiting inside the side entrance that Gregory favored. He stepped forward into his adoptive dad’s arms, marveling yet again that he was taller than Freddy’s shoulders these days. 

“Welcome home, Gregory,” Freddy said softly. 

“I missed you,” Gregory told him, holding on tight. He sighed contentedly, the remaining stress from exams draining away. 

“Your winter break lasts a month and a half, correct?” 

“Mhm. And I plan on staying here for all of it.” 

“Good. The others have been looking forward to your return.” 

Gregory pulled back and unzipped his coat. “Just the others?” he teased. 

Freddy cleared his throat, which was as good a sign as any of his sheepishness (he’d probably been beside himself with excitement), and followed after Gregory as they descended into the basement, where Gregory had commandeered several rooms for his own use years ago. Vanessa had offered him a room in her house, but he’d politely declined, though he’d slept over there many times over the years. He was just too attached to the pizzaplex and its inhabitants, and also his independence. 

After popping into his bedroom to drop off his bags and coat, he quickly went into his workroom. It held his desk and bookshelves and the different personal projects he’d tinkered with over the years, and it also held his wall of missing posters. 

Freddy chuckled from the doorway as Gregory used sticky-tack to affix it into an empty space. It was almost like wallpaper, over two dozen posters with slight variations plastered edge to edge. Some were black and white, some were in color, and there was a variety of childhood pictures used among them. His favorite was one that misspelled his name as Gegory. That one was carefully framed. His second favorite, also framed, was a homemade wanted poster that Cassie given him for his fourteenth birthday. 

Gregory stepped back and surveyed his wall with his hands on his hips. “Perfect,” he said, pleased. 

“If you are satisfied,” Freddy said, “then we should go meet the others. Bonnie and Chica are relentlessly spamming me with frowny faces because I am ‘hogging you.’” 

“Tell them it’s your dad rights,” Gregory said, even as he bounded from the room, eager to reunite with the rest of his family. “Is Vanessa around? Is she still the junior location manager, or did they promote her again?” 

“She has been fending off a promotion for two weeks now. They reached a stalemate yesterday when she threatened to quit.” 

“They always fall for that,” Gregory snickered. “As if this is the time she’s gonna pack her bags, psh.” 

“They have been getting faster about calling her bluff,” Freddy mused wryly. 

They got in an elevator, and as they went up, they listened to the awful elevator music that hadn’t changed since Gregory was ten years old and running around the pizzaplex for the first time. 

“I am glad you are back,” Freddy said after a few moments. “I know you need to go and experience the world, and I would never want to hold you back from that. But I hope you know you will always have a home here, with us.” 

Gregory shuffled sideways to be tucked into Freddy’s side. “Aw, Dad. No matter how far I go or how long I’m gone, I promise—I’ll always come back. No one’s gonna need missing posters for me again.”

[houseofbrat]

You don't just "sit this one out" if you're the future Queen. A state visit is a must attend for her (and she looks capable of attending) so there are weird shenanigans going on here. I really can't stand all the lies. I so wish the truth would come out from someone, anyone. It's beyond odd that the lid has been kept on this thing so long.

Whoa, she is OUT.

Kate loves getting glam for the cameras and what a great way to reintroduce her to the public after whatever happened to her. It does seem like she’s being punished and seriously she’s been nothing but loyal. She went after Meghan with that same Rottweiler energy Cam showed Diana. That wasn’t worthy of a reward? It just shows we know nothing of these folks. But they’re having a much harder time pretending they’re normal, aren’t they? The magic spell is getting threadbare…

Why should she be there? Why should she get to wear a pretty dress and jewels when she can’t be bothered to do any actual work?

She’s recovered enough to do multiple photoshoots and a video shoot to tell us she’s “not out of the woods” so nobody expects her to show up at a patronage but somehow healthy enough for glam events like Wimbledon or Trooping.

KP leaked that she’s not attending because she wants to focus on her Carol concert 🙄 Or even if this is her being “punished” which is to say held accountable for not wanting to do the boring day job, I see no issue with it.

She looks really unhappy, like on the verge of tears almost. What the hell is going on?

Nothing is worth this and it’s pretty obvious that dealing with him is terrible for her health. She’s good at playing the long game. I don’t know why she doesn’t divorce him, lay low, outlive him to spit on his grave, and have her son take care of her in her old age.

She will always be taken care of, but I am assuming they are holding custody of the kids over her so she can go nowhere.

What do you mean? They're obviously so in love! Every gesture, every glance shows it. You people are just jealous of their eternal bond

/s XD

What a difference a few months make ... thinking back to that stunning smile in the carriage at Trooping the Colour. In June, it was like she had the upper hand. But she should have realised who always had the power - and it's not the one who marries into that family. It is a cursed title from that point of view.

Whatever she's had to agree to, it is too much. No wonder they looked so awkward at the Qatari reception. It was like a divorced couple, trying to be civil. The body language screamed "Get me out of here!"

William's ONLY JOB is to put on a happy face for the public and he can't even be bothered to do that. He's riding in a goddamn carriage for 5 minutes and the effort of seeming OK was too much for him to manage. This is a hair away from being Kate's version of Diana's Taj Mahal photo. They look as miserable as Chuck & Di did their last few outings. The only difference is that Kate can't bolt like Di did

One habit I noticed from Prince Phillip was that he generally walked with his hands clasped behind him. Because he didn't have to worry about carrying anything (he always had staff around to take care of those kinds of tasks), it made him seem more powerful. When William walks with his hands clasped in front of him, he looks like he's uncertain, vulnerable, protecting himself.

The point of royals attending events isn't to just talk to each other! Jeez. They're supposed to mingle. They are part of the fucking host family

I have had warmer conversations with waiters. The Press must be paid a ransom to keep quiet about this, but there again cancer silences all questions from utter lack of work ethic to why can you not bear your wife?

Their behaviour to the King has been vile from moment one and it continues into this cancer charade. I feel they would have rained on any of the king’s parades figuratively and literally. From Coronation to cancer. Odd her illness was announced on the pre planned press release date of the King’s planned prostate surgery. Nothing, including lateness at a coronation happens by accident.

Finally why is she the only person dressed as though she has popped in post church? Her dire coats dresses and that hideous hat, why? If we only get her a few times a year trot her out in high fashion designs from up and coming British designers. Their cos playing middle class people is frankly embarrassing for state funded multi millionaires who don’t pay their tax

Why the hat? It does look silly. No one else is wearing one. Something is going on. It looks like they are about to have a heated argument. She is talking at William and he looks over his shoulder to see if anyone is listening behind them. They both look totally unengaged and disinterested.

I know this is stated over and over again, but for someone with such enormous privilege and without the demands of modern motherhood, she looks like hell.

So basically she's only showing up for fancy dress photo-ops? It's giving half-in, half-out. You know, the same thing her BIL and SIL were prohibited from doing even though they were wanting to be financially independent.

Exactly. It is beyond me how so many people do not see this.

[aliasrocket]

omg for a fic idea or fluff imagine maybe taking rocket to an earth amusement park/fair and he absolutely hates it XD

Omg omg okok I’ll do an imagine bc sadly I’m super bad at fluff (if you notice from my ao3 acc I have never touched the tag in my LIFE/hj)

Also warning you guys now, this imagine gives vol. 1 Rocket vibes (bc I’ve rewatched all 3 gotg films a normal amount to realize Rocket’s personality is always slightly different/more lighthearted with each sequel)

Also, the amusement park I picked was Universal Studios, enjoy :)

gif source <3 / masterlist!! / request stuff <3

“What the fuck are we doin’ here?”

Yeah, that was Rocket’s initial reaction when you both stop at the huge oscillating globe with the gigantic title of ‘Universal Studios’ wrapping around it.

You laughed, because he literally had no reason to look this grumpy at an amusement park but it was something you were used to by then.

“It’s an amusement park, Rocket.”

“Well I’m not very amused, you see,” he quipped sardonically.

This only made you snicker.

“Is my unamusement amusing you, humie?”

“That’s not a word!” You laughed.

“Fuck if I care.”

You and Rocket walk in eventually, and not even a minute of walking and Rocket starts getting bombarded for photos.

“No! Look lady if you don’t—”

“Everyone!” You yelled, holding out your hand in front of Rocket as if to protect him. “He’s not an employee here!”

Most people backed off, but there were some others that were still insisting that Rocket’s ‘cosplay’ was hyper-realistic.

Rocket at this point had more ‘important’ matters to attend to so you both decided to simply run off, Rocket scrambling on all fours as you book it to catch up to him.

“I don’t need you to protect me.”

“I know.”

“Then why did you put your arm over me like I was some wounded animal?”

“Because I was concerned for their safety, not yours,” you chuckled.

And, to your surprise, Rocket joins you in your laughter.

“Damn straight,” he remarked with a contented grin stretched across his face.

You guys eventually arrive to your first ride, and it’s the mummy ride. Rocket had already begun to scowl when he entered the area.

“What’s this?” He asked when you grabbed his hand and dragged him into the queue.

“The mummy ride. You’re not scared, are you?” You teased.

“We live in fucking space. Ain’t no way I’m gonna be scared of—”

Rocket screamed and practically cried non-stop on the entire ride, and when there were stops, a long, thundering string of curses were launched from his lips making parents with their kids glare at him after the ride was over.

You, on the other hand, were nothing but entertained.

“Oh my god, you should have seen your face! You were so fucking scared you couldn’t even—”

“Shut up! Fuckin’ hell you’d think they’d have windshields for that shit what the fuck was that?”

You laughed some more, but he didn’t stop you at all or comment on just how amusing this all seemed to you. He simply stole glances every time you laughed and you pretended not to notice for his sanity.

Next up; battlestar galactica.

The ride was outdoors so both of you could see the blue and red tracks very loosely intertwining with each other and having insane drops and loops. Every ten seconds was just another group of people lost to the thrill of the ride.

“Nu-uh. Nope.” Rocket was about to walk away but you hold him by the shoulder pad.

“You’re riding this with me, no exceptions.”

“Like fuck I’m doin’ that,” Rocket cursed.

“Oh come on! If you don’t come with me I can’t go!”

“What are you talking about?”

“I … I …”

Yeah, you didn’t wanna admit it but you had some of your own fears yourself. Any rollercoaster was doable as long as you had someone to wrap your arm around. You were kinda surprised when Rocket said nothing about you squeezing his arm for dear life in the mummy ride but now, there was probably no escaping it when he was looking at you so intently, eyes dragging all over your body as if he was searching for an anomaly in one of those inventions.

“Oh my,” he began teasingly, “you’re scared too.”

“No! I can do it I just—I can’t do it alone, come on Rocket.”

He grinned. It appeared it was his turn to be amused.

“Admit it, humie. You need me.”

You bit your lip.

“Rocket, stop being a dick and come with me.”

“Not until you admit that you can’t do it without me,” he repeated, your name falling out of his lips like he knew your legs grew weak at the way he says it.

You clenched your jaw, finally relenting with an audible, drawn out groan.

“Fine! You win! Rocket, please oh please I need you on this ride, please just ride it with me!” You said over dramatically, clamping your hands together before dropping them and slumping your shoulders in annoyance.

He couldn’t help but give a smug grin at your response.

He ambled in with his chest puffed out, hands shoved into his pockets as his ego had just been filled.

“Damn fuckin’ straight, humie,” he remarked. “You coming or what?”

You chase after him for the second time that day, not even realizing you were frozen in your spot.

Even after all that, it didn’t make him any less scared of the ride as he continued to scream and scratch at the shoulder restraints of the ride. By the time the ride was over, he was panting, his eyes darting around at the various workers who’s eyes widened at the sight of all the blackened claw marks on the seats.

“We gotta run.”

“Huh?”

Third time you chased after Rocket that day with the staff tailing both of you about the damages caused on the ride.

Needless to say, that was your one and only time going to an amusement park with your favorite trash panda.

He would never tell you this, but if you ever asked to go again, he could never gather the strength or courage to tell you no.

[ella-norah]

Ella watching Love Sea episode 2

Okay, so yesterday, the second episode of Love Sea aired, and I am watching it today, and rambling about it. If you want to read my rambles, feel free to continue reading the post below ♥

Also, this time i'll try to be shorter than last time, so there will be only one post for the episode and less images, but hope it's good enough.

Starting the episode with direct continuation of the last one and the moment Mut and Rak are off the boat and on the beach. Rak is still pouting and grumpy, which is very understandable considering how scared he looked (and there's probably a story about that reaction that's likely deeper than just fear of not being able to get off the boat since he's in the middle of the ocean) when Mut jumped in the water and Rak didn't know where Mut was.

Right now, both Mut and Rak are being stubborn - Rak to push Mut away and Mut to get Rak to forgive him. Something tells me that it'll take more than the fresh clamps, though they do look quite fresh and delicious.

Peat's expressions here, his portrayal of Rak is so damn good. The way he wants to accept, but also fights it and looks at Mut annoyed is chef's kiss.

Here are some pictures of the beach scene that happened as Rak accepted the piece of clamp meat in his mouth. Gosh the expressions are making me go feral! *screams internally*

The almost kiss had me squeal out loud. Honestly! Like I didn't expect it to happen so soon (not that it did, but it's clear they both wanted to)

And yet, Rak still seems convinced it won't happen again. (what am i willing to bet it will happen...)

The scene with girls is so good. Mook is still a nervous mess because of Vi, and that is honestly such a mood. And Vi is still so manipulative. (and they're both so prettyyyyyyyyyyyyyy)

it suddenly feels very hot in the room (or is it just them??)

"I won't take you to bed" "This isn't bed" (bites her lip to not scream some more)

It will never happen again, huh?

Such amazing kissing scene - so much chemistry, heat and desire - i love this.

There's no screenshots because the scene simply needed to be watched - not screenshots time XD

I can't wait for Mut to find out that Rak gets sex and romantic scene inspiration from actually experiencing them -> this confusion would make so much more sense in that case.

I love that they used Peat's photos for google search about Rak. It just fits.

Tha amazing amazing manipulations from Vi, and the sweet innocence from Mook -> those make quite a dangerous and delicious combination. And I have no doubt Vi just loves the attention she gets from Mook. And who could blame her? Mook is so cute.

Another moment when the room feels so damn hot. Gosh, they are so hot! Rak watching Mut in shower, and then making first move! MAKING FIRST MOVE!!! Ahhhh

That lip bite is so aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

THE MARKS! GOSH, THE MARKS!! Mut is quite a biter, isn't he

I have a feeling Vi will make anything she can to keep Mook there in her room. Just a feeling.

Mook ranting how Vi is keeping her from going home and Vi is just nodding along and looking at Mook like Mook's the most adorable. (she so is, Vi's not wrong)

The conversation between Palm and Mut is very interesting, especially the bets part. And of course Mut is certain Rak won't be interested.

Rak is quite possessive, truly quite possessive. I love that so much!!! so so much!! The way he just walks up to Mut and the girls and leans in to kiss Mut on the cheek (i haven't gotten the angle for that particular screenshot, so bear with these two)

"He's mine" - why don't you just kill me now??

The look Rak gives to girls on the table is so aaaaaaaaaaaaa

And Mut is so not complaining about this

Ohhhh, I love a bike ride scene!!

I agree with Mut, Rak is really adorable!!

Of course Palm caught them! Why am I not surprised?

I love the little not-date Mut and Rak are on.

Poor Mut, kicked out of house at 15. I'm curious about what happened to cause that... Though, I really admire the way he's so hard-working and the way he managed to get as far as he has.

Ohhh, they're going diving! Sounds fun (for them exclusively, i could never go diving myself)

Rak's backstory is absolutely making me cry.

I am so thankful Mut got there in time. So thankful

Poor poor poor Rak - i want to give him big big hug.

And that concludes me watching this episode and rambling about it. I have to admit that this episode pulled all the feels out of me - first my brain was brrr-ing for NC scenes, and then I got all soft for ViMook, and then I cried. Such amazing episode, pulling my heartstrings like that.

[thisbelongsto-nohbodys]

The cover up idea is plain silly in my mind. The attack on LA a 9/11 or Pearl Harbor scale disaster, with tons of personal devices to record information, not to mention enormous casualties, and ruinous amounts of economic damage. After 9/11, there was a situation where they couldn't get into certain accounts because the passwords died with the people who had them, and what's more, the BUILDINGS were gone, so any copies were destroyed. The amount of buildings destroyed would be catastrophic.

Now, that all being said, a much funnier idea is that Mr X TRIED a cover up, but it's like the one in Ghostbusters 2016. "So...you're saying it was a big mass hallucination," a reporter asks the mayor after an enormous ghost attack, with an extremely dubious expression, looking at him like he's lost his mind. The mayor keeps insisting "YES, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED", and someone in the background shouts support for the Ghostbusters. So it might be like that, a plain old open secret.

Something funny to add? The trio and some of their frog families are walking down the street, broad daylight, no disguise, and people just want to take photos. They think they're cosplayers or from a movie. In the 90s during earthquakes star trek actors were reported to drive home in full costume, so people would just be seeing Cardassians and Ferengi on their ride home.

I am now picturing Marcy and Olivia watching Yunan mugging for cameras, doing all her poses, announcing who she is, taking group photos. Marcy explains to Olivia what is going on, she dismisses it...then is flattered when someone asks to take a picture with HER.

(Yes I may be throwing excuses to see the Newt family together but that's just me XD)

It’s also in that the difference between those disasters and Frogvasion is those were done by humans and not frog aliens. Since Mr X learned from the Boonchuys that not everyone from Amphibia wants to take over earth, just Andrias (and the Core), it would shine a bad light on Amphibians if the new amphibian government tries to have an open peace talks with our earth government but the only thing humans have on mind is the destruction of LA. We don’t even treat humans with the benefit of the doubt.

Now for those who were apart of the Frogvasion know the truth and so it depends on ppl to ppl how they’d react to the amphibians in disguise but with the Trio’s endorsement I could see a few ppl swayed to trusting them.

[dervampireprince]

Ok so… where did you get the chest prosthetic? I’ve seen a couple other cosplays online with a chest prosthetic but didn’t really look into any of them because I wasn’t sure about which one or the quality or how it would feel with the weight and texture but my transmasc ass is over here like Gender Goals Unlocked XD

-Luccio

okay so how i wear it is i put binder, then old tshirt i dont care if it gets messy, then prosthetic. i have really sensitive skin, but even if you don't, you do not want that thing going directly against your skin unless you use talc or something. at least in my opinion. idk. maybe people with less sensitive skin it doesn't matter. i personally like wearing a tshirt between it and my skin not just for my sensitive skin, but so i don't sweat directly onto it. you gotta psych yourself up to get one of those things on. if you have long hair, tie it up, ideally in a bun, while you pull this thing over your head because it will try and stick to your hair and it's a pain untucking your hair from inside the neck of these things. most of the weight you'll feel in your shoulders. be careful laying down in it, i made that mistake and most of the weight shifted to my neck. i also find that it rides up on me, i have to keep pulling it down because the bellybutton ends up a good few inches above where mine actually is.

this is the shop i bought mine from https://www.aliexpress.com/store/4643010?spm=a2g0o.store_pc_home.pcShopHead_12645020.0 which was recommended to me by another cosplayer on tiktok. they do prosthetics of um.. everything.. i couldn't say which specific chest listing is the one i have because i got mine years ago so they might not sell that exact one anymore but i have a short-sleeved one which yes has the downside of you can't go shirtless or wear a tank top without seeing that line, but the idea of a long-sleeved one made me feel uncomfortable. they do skin tone options, i got the palest one and even that is a bit too dark and too orange for my skin tone so i edit it in photos to make it match my skin tone. ah the curse of being a vampire.

[fryingpan1234567]

Well don’t mind if I do

Yknow how Elizabeth Banks and Ryan Reynolds both produce and act in their movies? That’s Pix and fWhip and X

They help with the scripting and directing and stuff lol

I’m thinkin the movie company is Mojang or YT or something instead of like Disney or Universal yk

Grian loooves his wing props- they’re just so pretty and huge and he looks so majestic SCAR LOOK I CAN FLY-

(He cannot fly, in case anyone was wondering.)

Doc, Lizzie, and fWhip’s makeup takes like six hours per person lol

Bdubs sometimes forgets he’s supposed to take off the moss hoodie when they’re not shooting, so he’ll just like be walking around in public in a costume piece and Etho never reminds him because it’s just as funny every time

As a theater kid who’s literally on stage crew I can confirm that actors are idiots and will not hesitate to jump off of a set piece that could seriously hurt them. They’re just goofy like that (it’s okay I love them for it)

The director (probably X) constantly has to remind them that Ender pearls are not to be thrown like snowballs in a battle royale

There are so many pets on set IT’S GETTING OUT OF HAND

Cause they need all those dogs for Pearl, right? And then they needed Scar to bring Jellie in so they could make sketches for the pandas. And then Remy is sick so Wels just needs to bring her in. And xB feels bad for leaving Bishop home alone so often, so there he is! Grian just deadass walks in one day with two cats on leashes and everyone is too scared to question it

You know how the first Avengers movie was like the biggest crossover in the history of time back then? And then eventually Endgame? Well HC x Empires was Avengers, x DSMP is Endgame and people are still waiting for it to happen XD

They try to shoot as much actually outside as possible rather than CGing nature, so that means traveling to places like Idaho and the Amazon for a bunch of mountain and jungle scenes

Bdubs’ level of interaction with fans is like Chris Evans and Ryan Reynolds dude he loves it

Etho is the polar opposite and will usually just wave at people while Bdubs is signing shit at like a Starbucks or something

A surprising amount of kids know who they are for movies with that much violence��� maybe it’s because they don’t swear

Jimmy and Tango adopt a kid right after they get married, towards the end of Double Life, and they decide that the name Flick HAS to go in there somewhere for the sake of their child

The height question gets brought up in every single interview ever and Bdubs is so done

fWhip and Scar are now known as the Pointy Ear Bros because they posted a selfie of them in their goblin/ elf costume earpieces

There is in fact a Mojang/ whatever theme park, which I could talk about forever

There’s a rift tunnel where you can walk right through a mountain in the middle of the park from the HC side to the Empires side. The walls are all purple and make chime noises and sparkle and it’s a sick photo op

Each empire from both seasons has at least one ride, and most of the Hermits’ bases that were themed (Toon Town, iDimpy) have one as well. Each of the Life Series builds has at least a small part

The best part about this park, though, is the fact that there are life-size builds of a tonnn of stuff. One of the reasons these series are so popular are the breathtaking architecture, and they’re all in the park

Most of the actors genuinely learned how to ride horses and train dogs for their productions

The bloopers reels are the most hilarious thing in the history of time I’m not even kidding

fWhip the director sits in a tall chair because He Is Not

The first time Scar had to wear the Hot Guy fit, Grian might have dragged him away from everyone else for a while. When they came back, the costume was fine! Scar’s hair was not. The same thing happened for Grian’s Cute Guy tho, so they’re even XD

There’s a lot of deleted footage of Ren flirting with everyone while he’s supposed to be the evil king

Cleo and Sausage and Doc swearing too

Again: bloopers, people. Bloopers. They’re fire

Idk man this au is something special

ok since I haven't seen anyone doing this yet:

Life Series, but it's an actor au. ((also actor au with hermitcraft and empiresmp in general but that's smth for another time))

(notes to mention in this AU)

- grian and scar are married!

- tango and jimmy are fiancé's :))

- scar and cub are brothers (I'm aware cub isn't in the life series BUT HES IN HERMITCRAFT SO)

- grian, jimmy and pearl are siblings

- jimmy dyed his hair blonde

- etho and bdubs are married as well, and yk what maybe I should just make a list on who's in relationships later LMAO

×××

- jimmy and tango were both delighted when they found out they were supposed to be soulmates in the double life series, and they were much more corny than the script wanted them to be

- in the desert from third life, the scene where grian had to kill scar, grian ended up laughing through almost every single take because scar always tried to make him laugh by making stupid choking noises and silly faces

- during last life, etho felt bad about "betraying" bdubs even though it wasnt even real. after the shoot was over etho somewhat kept apogizing while bdubs was laughing over it

- in double life when scar jumped off the thing to save the jellies, that wasn't scripted. luckily, there was a large pillow like thing below when they were on the tall built structure, so all the freaking out was actually just real for a while!

- the scene where big b and grian were talking while scar was right there, big b couldn't help but feel terrible and embarrassed the whole time. grian kept trying to assure him that it was just a scene but that didn't exactly help LMAO

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I could draw some stuff for this AU if yall like it!

[kittyball23]

i had to make this edit XD

[once-upon-an-imagine]

When You Say Nothing At All - Fezco

A/N: hello everyone :D I know I said I will be uploading Love In Slow Motion, but this came up instead xD haha I will update Love In Slow Motion during the weekend though! I hope you like this one as well! thanks for all the love for my Fez stories :D 

Request -  Anonymous asked: Hellooo 👋🏻 So, I want to request something angsty with Fez because I feel like being with him would bring some of that with him dealing and stuff and him being protective of you. Maybe one where Nate has been bothering you and has something he can blackmail you with and Fez obviously knows something is up with you because you’ve been acting differently around him and Fez tries to get it out of you until you finally break. The news makes him angry at Nate for trying to pull something like that and goes to have a “talk” with him. I’m trying to think of the blackmail it can be and all I came up with were photos of you and maybe Nate and you dated in the past and probably still hung up over you over leaving him asdjfkdks idk. You can ignore this if you feel like It’s cringy because I feel like it is 😭 I like protective Fez so much 💜

Warnings: 18+ (just to be safe), reader is 18, mentions of sex and blackmail (a little of Nate’s situation with Jules, sort of), mentions of physical abuse, a couple of spoilers for S1E4 and S1E7 but nothing too explicit, swearing, Nate Jacobs being... well, Nate Jacobs and using a slur (the r* word - direct quote from the show) let me know if I missed anything! 

Disclaimer: I don’t own Euphoria :D gif isn’t mine xD (also, omg look at those gorgeous eyelashes, I am in love with this beautiful man!)

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When You Say Nothing At All

All day long I can hear people talking out loud But when you hold me near, you drown out the crowd Try as they may they could never define What's been said between your heart and mine

When she was little, she thought love was like what she saw in the movies. You know, Cinderella and Prince Charming. Rose and Jack. Princess Leia and Han Solo. All that shit that we grow up believing that there is that one guy out there for each girl that will treat her as if she was the most precious thing in the world. It sounds like a lot of bullshit if you ask me, but she had always been someone who believed in love.

“The fuck happened to you?”

You turned your face up to see Ash, looking at the side of your leg, which was now showing a big bruise on it.

“I fell” you simply said as you went back to your notebook. It wasn’t entirely a lie. But you knew this kid and you could see in his face that he didn’t believe you. And if he thought you were lying, he would most likely tell Fez about it. “Don’t worry about it. I fell off my bike a couple of days ago when I was riding with Jules” you insisted. That was a stupid thing to do. Now he could ask Jules about it.

“‘Kay” he said, still not fully convinced and he went back to what he was doing.

You silently cursed yourself a little, while pulling your skirt down a bit to hide the bruise again. You needed to be more careful. Especially since Fez would be home any minute.

“Are you hungry? I can start dinner” you said, changing the subject, hoping that Ash would let it go.

He nodded and you went over to the kitchen to start and cook something. A couple of minutes later, you heard the front door open and you knew your boyfriend was home.

“Yo” you heard Fez say as he approached the table where Ash was working.

“Hey” he replied. “Your girlfriend has a big-ass bruise on her right leg” he said, without even looking up at Fez.

“Ashtray!” you complained from the kitchen.

“What? That shit looks bad. ‘S not like he wasn’t going to find out later anyways” he mumbled before he got up and went over to his room.

Fez then turned to look at you and walked into the kitchen. “Wanna tell me what that’s about?” he asked, going over to you and hugging you closer.

“It’s nothing” you assured him. “I fell off my bike a couple of days ago” you said with a small smile before you gave him a peck on the lips.

“Lemme see” he said.

“Fez-”

“I’m not askin’ again” he said in the same tone and you know there’s no way out of it. You sighed and slowly lifted your skirt revealing the bruise Ash had seen a few moments ago. “Shit ma!” he said, kneeling down to inspect it better. “How did this happen?”

“I told you. I fell” you said with a firm smile. Fez looked at you and stood up.

“How?”

“What?” you chuckled, a bit nervous.

“How did you fall?”

“Um-” you said, stepping away and going back to cook the pasta you were making. “I don’t know, I was with Jules and we were talking about something and I wasn’t paying attention and I sort of crashed on the sidewalk and fell” you said, not facing him. You knew that if you looked into those blue eyes, you wouldn’t be able to lie to him. You hated lying to him. But Fez didn’t involve you in a part of his life because he wanted to protect you. So you told yourself you were doing the same thing. Except, Fez never lied.

“You were with Jewel?” he asked with a tone that you knew too well. He knows you're hiding something.

“Y-yeah” you said, nodding.

“Word” he said, quietly. You knew he didn’t believe you. “I’m takin' a shower, okay?” he said, kissing the side of your head.

“Okay. I'll let you know when dinner's ready” you smiled, looking his way until he closed the bathroom door.

You sighed, resting your arms on the counter and running your hands through your hair. You hated lying. And you especially hated lying to Fez. But you didn’t know what else to do. You were terrified that Fez would find out the truth and dump you. And you didn’t want that, because you’re pretty sure this is how love is supposed to feel.

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A few years before, her version of love was twisted and shattered into a million pieces. Why? Because she fell in love with none other than Nate Jacobs. And he fell in love with her. Or at least, that’s what everyone said. It was before he was with Maddy. She was with Nate for a short period of time. But it was still intense. She thought he was the one she was going to spend the rest of her life with. Because that’s what he told her. And she believed him. At the beginning of the relationship, Nate treated her like a princess. It was a kind of love that she had never felt. Her parents weren’t mean people, they were just never the most present ones. So she wasn’t used to the attention and the amount of love like the one Nate was giving her. So, she decided he was the one. And he was her first. Supposedly, she was his, but nobody has ever confirmed that. But after a couple of months, things started to change. Well, Nate started to change. He became louder, rougher, harsher. He would yell at her for the tiniest things. And then, one night, in the middle of an argument, Nate pushed her. And she fell. She crashed into a mirror and a big piece of glass cut her forehead. If she didn’t put much makeup on, you could still see her scar. So, that was it. She stood up, grabbed Nate’s bat, and swung it at him, telling him to stay away from her. She told him they were done, and she left. At least that’s the story she told. In Nate’s version, she was high or drunk or something and started acting like a bitch, wanting to hit Nate with a bat, so he broke up with her. So, really, the only thing anyone could say for sure was that there was a bat involved. If you ask me, I believe her. She came into Lexi’s house that night and I was hanging there. She was beside herself. So, to calm her down, I offered her to go get some weed. And she met Fez. And now, here we are.

“Hey” you jumped when you heard Jules’ voice behind you and you turned around to see her and Kat.

“You okay?” Kat asked, with a small chuckle.

“Y-yeah, I’m fine” you said, closing your locker’s door and the three of you made your way to the bathroom where you found Cassie and Maddy.

“Can I ask why your boyfriend is texting me asking if I was with you when you got the bruise on your leg?” Jules said all of the sudden, showing you her phone.

"What bruise on your leg?" Cassie asked you.

“Fuck! He texted you?” you asked, grabbing the phone from her and reading Fez’s texts.

“It’s fine. I told him I was” Jules shrugged her shoulders. “But may I ask why you are lying to Fez?”

“You’re lying to Fez?” Maddy asked, confused.

“No!” you quickly said. “Shit! Yes, I don’t know” you sighed. “I did fall off my bike” you told them, feeling even worse because now you were lying to them. “I was texting him when I fell so I just know he would feel really guilty if I told him that” you told them.

“Aw, you two are so sweet” Cassie smiled at you and you smiled back.

“Thanks, Cass. Now can we just please stop talking about this?”

“Sure” you heard Kat say as Jules and Cassie nodded before the bell rang.

“Shit gotta go” Jules said, leaving with Kat and Cassie but Maddy stayed behind. She was looking at you through the mirror, her arms crossed and a concerned look on her face.

“What did he do?” she asked with an arched eyebrow.

“Nothing-”

“Don’t bullshit me, I’m not Fez. What the fuck did he do?”

You sighed. Of course, Maddy would know. She was the only person who had a worse relationship with Nate than you. You knew how hard it had been for her to get out of it and she was still trying to. And she was the only one that knew what Nate was doing.

“I was riding my bike to Fez’s store a couple of days ago, and when he saw me he just started yelling shit and sort of pushed me off my bike with his fucking car” you told her. “I fell on the sidewalk and got this bruise” you said, pulling your pants a little down to show the bruise on your thigh.

“Shit! Bitch, that looks painful as fuck!” she said, looking at it closer. “He is such a fucking cunt!” she said, making you laugh a little.

"I know" you said, putting your pants back up.

“Look, I may not know what Nate has on you, but I promise you, it can’t be worse than this. And it’s not worth lying to your boyfriend about it” she said, making you roll your eyes but you knew she was right. “A boyfriend who is fucking nuts about you and loves you so fucking much!” she told you, making you feel even worse. “This isn’t fair to you or to him. Don’t do the same shit I did!”

“I don’t want to involve Fez in this! I don’t even want to know what he would do if I told him or what Nate would do if he knew that I told Fez” you told her. “Look, I’ll be fine. I can handle this” you assured her.

“Fine” Maddy sighed. She wasn’t sure if you were more stubborn than her. “But I won’t lie to Fez for you” she told you. “So don’t pull that shit on me like you did Jules, okay?”

“Okay” you nodded, rolling your eyes a little.

“You coming to class?” she asked, grabbing her bag.

“I have to pee first. See you there” you said and she nodded before she headed out.

You went inside one of the empty stalls and sat down, feeling the tears streaming down your cheeks. You knew Maddy was right. It wasn’t worth it. Living in fear because of Nate fucking Jacobs wasn’t worth it. You quickly composed yourself and made your way out of the bathroom. But, as soon as you did, you wish you hadn’t. You felt a hand grab your arm and pulled you into an empty hallway.

“Hey, babe” Nate smirked down at you.

“What do you want, Nate? I’m late for class” you said, trying to not sound as scared as you actually were. It didn’t help that he was extremely tall and incredibly strong.

“Just wanted to say hi” he told you.

“Hi” you said, rolling your eyes and trying to walk away but he tightened his grip. “Shit! Let go of me!”

“Or what?” he laughed. “What are you gonna do, princess? You’re gonna tell your drug-dealing boyfriend?” he asked, and you glared at him. “Oh no, that’s right. You can’t because then you’re going to have to tell him about us” he said, getting closer to you.

“There is no us, Nate” you said between clenched teeth.

“But there was” he smirked. “And if you don’t remember, I can help you with that” he said, trying to put a strand of hair behind your ear but you snatched his hand away but he pushed you hard against the wall. “Come on, babe, don't be like that. You wouldn’t want me to talk with your boyfriend about that, would you? And show him what I have” he laughed before he released you.

"Go fuck yourself, Nate!" you snapped.

“Is so much more fun with you, remember?" he winked at you. "Tell your boyfriend I’ll drop by today when you’re working” he said, placing his index finger underneath your chin. “See you later, babe” he said, before he left, leaving you feeling sick to your stomach.

For the remainder of the day, you made sure to not stay behind by yourself at any moment. You walked with Kat or Cassie. You had lunch with Rue, Jules, and Lexi. And now, you were waiting for Fez to come pick you up and Maddy kept you company.

“Have you seen your arm?” Maddy said, making you notice the bruise starting to form where Nate had grabbed you. And, at that moment, you received a text from Fez saying that he was outside.

“Shit!” you said, looking back at your arm. “Thanks, Maddy, I have to go!” you said, quickly leaving.

“Text me!” you heard her yell, as you made your way outside. You knew you had to do something or Fezco would see your arm too.

“Elly!”

The blonde guy turned around and faced you with a loopy smile. “Hey-”

“Can I borrow your sweatshirt?” you blurted out and he looked at you confused.

“What?”

“Please, I just… um, I’m really cold and I think I might be coming on with the flu or something, I promise I’ll wash it and give it back to you” you said quickly. Elliot arched his eyebrow at you and looked down at your arm. You quickly covered it but you knew he had seen it.

“Are… you okay?”

“Yes” you said quickly. “Look, please, I know it looks bad, but I just… fell” you smiled.

“Did Fez-?”

“What! No!” you snapped. “What the fuck Elliot?” you said getting angry. “I got into a fight with a stupid bitch and I don’t want Fez to lecture me about it, now please, let me borrow your sweater” you begged. He sighed and pulled it off before he handed it to you. “Thank you!”

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Fez could never forget the first time he saw her. He remembered the first time he made her smile. A smile that she admitted to him a couple of days later that it had been the first time she did that in what felt like forever. She was sweet. She was kind towards him and Ash. He noticed how she started coming around the store more and more. Not because she wanted to buy anything, but because she wanted to hang out with him. She always told him that he gave something to her she wasn’t sure she could ever feel again. Calmness. And when she told him that, he realized that’s what she made him feel too. So he fell for her. He felt a love so big, he had no idea how his heart could love someone so much. So much that he knew everything about her. Not in a creepy way, but in a way where he noticed the small things about her. Like that she would crack her knuckles or her neck when she was stressed. Or how she sometimes mouthed the words when she was too concentrated while reading a book. He noticed how she would softly sing whenever she cooked. And he noticed that she got jumpy and irritated when she was scared. Like the night he met her. He wasn’t sure what it was about that moment. Maybe it was the scared look she had on her face. Maybe it was the big bandage Lexi had put on her forehead after cleaning her up. But at that moment, he knew that he would do anything he could protect her. And that he never wanted to see that terrified look on her face ever again.

“Are you cheating on me?”

You felt your entire body tense up. Fez hadn't talked to you since he picked you up from school and saw you wearing another guy's sweater. You stopped stocking the shelf and looked back at your boyfriend with a sad look on his face.

“What?”

“Are you cheating on me?” he repeated. “With that blonde kid that’s friends with Rue and Jewel? You know, the one who’s fucking sweater you’re wearing right now?”

“Fez” you said, getting off the small ladder. “I am not cheating on you with Elliot, or with anyone else” you said, getting closer to him. “I wouldn’t do that-”

“Then why the fuck are you lyin’ to me?” he asked, his tone now getting upset.

“I’m n-not lying-”

“I’m not stupid!” he snapped, making you jump a little. He rarely called you by your name. He mostly did when he was being serious about something or when he was angry, so both applied right now. You were about to say something but you heard someone pull over. Fez looked at the door and then back at you. “Shit” he muttered. “Yo, Ash” he yelled and it wasn’t long before he came out from the back. “Stay in the front for a bit” Fez asked and Ash nodded, looking at you. Fez grabbed your hand and took you to the back while Ash took care of the customer. “I’m going to ask you this one last time, ma” he said, in a soft but serious tone. “What the fuck is going on? And don’t say ‘nothin’ because I know you better than that. You’ve been moody and jumpy and you’ve been fuckin’ lying to me!”

That was it. That was all it took for you to break down. You felt your eyes welling up and the tears fell down your cheeks. Fezco’s expression softened when you looked away, hugging yourself.

“I’m s-sorry” you said between sobs, trying your best to calm yourself down. Fez grabbed your hand and led you to a chair, kneeling in front of you. “I’m sorry for l-lying to you and that I’ve been s-such a b-bitch these past couple of days” you said, looking at him as Fez stroked your arms softly with his hands before grabbing yours into his and giving them a soft kiss. “I’m so s-sorry, Fez. I swear I’m not cheating on you-!”

“What’s going on, princess?” he asked, worriedly. “Just breathe, okay?” he said, when he saw you were trying to talk but nothing was coming out. “I got you.”

“I have to tell you something… and it’s not good” you said, quietly, looking down at your hands, still holding onto his. “B-but you can’t say anything until I’m done, okay?” you asked and he nodded. “Um… y-you know that uh… a couple of years ago, I dated Nate Jacobs for a while, right?” you asked and he nodded. “Look, when I was with Nate…” you said, taking a deep breath, not really knowing how to tell your boyfriend this. You were sure he was going to hate you and break up with you and be disgusted with you. But he had to know the truth. “I did a really stupid thing” you said, still not facing him. “I w-was in love with him… or, I think I was… I don’t know, I think I have to tell myself that to justify what I did” you said, crying a little harder. “Um… I took- uh, w-well he took, or w-we took, I don’t know… but he has… uh- there are some p-pictures of me and… a v-video” you said, closing your eyes, and Fez felt his fists clench a little. “He still has them” you explained.

“And what? He’s blackmailing you with them?” he asked and you slowly nodded. You saw Fez’s face get red. You knew he was furious. “What does he want?”

“He wants me to stay quiet” you mumbled.

“‘Bout what?”

“Remember that day when Rue came by the house and said all that Morgan Freeman shit and said that Nate was messing with her and Jules?” you asked and he slowly nodded. “Look, the Jacobs are a really fucked up family” you said. “And Nate did some fucked up shit to Jules because she knows something about his father. I don’t know what, but Jules is basically in the same position that I am and I told Nate to back the fuck up and leave Jules alone but he-” you cried. “He’s fucking with Jules and he’s fucking with me and he’s fucking with Rue!”

“Is that what Rue was sayin’ the other day?”

“Yes! I mean, I think… she was trying to” you told him.

“Why didn’t you tell me?”

“I didn’t want you involved in this shit, Fez!”

“I didn’t fucking know you were involved in it!” he said, standing up. “What else has he said to you?”

“He just said that… if I said or did anything, he would show you the pictures, and…” you sighed.

“And what?”

“Um-” you said, nervously taking off Elliot’s sweater.

He was bound to see it at some point and you were already down this road. You removed it, showing your arm where Nate’s hand was now printed, starting to form a bruise. You slowly looked up to see Fez’s face and you saw that it was now red with anger. He knelt back down to where he was, looking closer at your arm, and then looked up at you.

"He touched you?" he asked, fuming and you nodded slightly. "And the one on your leg?"

"He kind of rear-ended me with his car and I fell off my b-bike" you explained. "I'm sorry I lied-"

“I'm gonna kill him” he said, getting up and was about to walk out, but you followed him.

“Fez! Stop, you’re not doing anything” you said, stepping in front of him.

“The fuck I am! Look what he did to you!” he snapped, making Ash look at your arm.

“Who the fuck did that?” he asked, also upset.

“Nobody-”

“Nate Jacobs!”

“Fez!” As if on cue, Fez saw Nate Jacobs driving by with his truck and parking it outside his store. “Fez” you tried. “Fez, love, look at me” you said, grabbing his face between your hands, making him see you. “Please, please, don’t do anything. We can talk about this later, but please, Fez, I am begging you, don’t do anything right now-”

“Go to the back with Ash” he replied in a serious tone.

“Fez-”

“Now” he said, looking at you. You sighed, knowing you would not be able to stop whatever was about to happen and you sighed, following Ash to the back of the store.

“You know he’s gonna be okay, right?” Ash told you. You nodded and looked back to the front to see how everything would unfold.

“What up, Fez?” you saw Nate coming inside the store and browsing around.

“‘Sup man?” Fez said from behind the counter, keeping his eyes on the tall boy.

You knew he was livid and trying his best to not kill Nate right now by the way his hands were tightly gripping the register.

“Isn’t your girlfriend working today?” Nate asked, looking around.

“Nah” Fez replied with a clenched jaw and Nate finally approached the register.

“Well, tell her I say hi” he said smugly and you saw Fez look down and laugh angrily.

“Yo man” Fez started. “I was gonna try to be chill about this and ask you nicely to stop bothering Rue and her friend and leave 'em alone” he started as he rang Nate’s stuff up. “Also, stay the fuck away from my girl” he threatened. Nate looked a bit taken aback before he laughed.

“Or what?”

“We’re not gonna be having this conversation, man” Fez said, putting Nate’s stuff in a bag.

“Fezco, let’s get this straight” Nate continued. “You’re like half a retard. You dropped out of school at like 20, and now you’re a gangster with his own personal whore-”

“The fuck did you just say?”

“You should probably fucking know by now what kind of slut your ‘girlfriend’ is, and if you did, you wouldn’t be going through all this shit for her. You know what? I’m actually curious as to why you say you would do for that bitch-”

“Listen bruh” Fez smiled for a brief moment before his expression hardened. “All I’m sayin’, you keep messing with my girl or you ever touch her again…” he said, looking up at him. “And, I’mma kill you” he said, erasing the smirk off Nate’s face. “‘S gonna be $5.75 playboy” he said, casually. “And then you can get the fuck out of my store.”

About ten minutes after Nate was gone, you finally came back to the front of the store where Fez was still standing there, silent.

"F-Fez?" you asked. You walked over to him and grabbed his hand, snapping him out of his thoughts. "What happened?"

Fez sighed, bringing you closer to him and placing your face between his hands.

"You don't have to worry about him, okay?" he asked, kissing your forehead and you buried your face in his chest, crying silently. You knew this was far from over. And the thing you dreaded the most had now happened. Fez was involved in it. "I'm gonna take care of it, ma" he said, stroking your back.

"Just... don't get yourself killed okay?" you said and he let out a small laugh. "I'm serious" you said, looking at him, pouting.

"Promise" he said, leaning in to kiss your lips. "But no more lyin' to me" he said in a serious tone.

"Promise" you smiled a little as he wiped away the remaining of your tears. "I love you" you said, kissing him again.

"Love you too, princess" he said, bringing you to his chest once more.

You sighed, feeling safe for the first time in probably weeks, while Fez planned what the fuck he was going to do with Nate fucking Jacobs.

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A/N: so, this actually got super long and I still had a couple of ideas, so I was thinking about making a part 2? what do you think? :) let me know if you liked it and if you want a second part on how Fez takes care of it :P​

[girl8890]

Penpals | Chapter 8

Idol!Kim Tae-hyung / V x Fem!Reader

Summary: You weren’t big on social media. Hell, you didn’t even care much for trends. So when you get a notification one day on instagram from a person claiming to be a global sensation, you can’t believe it. Months later, you still can’t believe your penpals with BTS’s good boy - Kim Taehyung himself.

Warnings: Name calling, Insults, Revealed secrets, Mentions of past toxic relationship.

Notes: The events that are in this story can definitely happen in real life, BUT this is just a fanfiction and I don’t think these events will actually happen/are occurring. Anything in italics are texts messages. Buckle up! This chapter is going to be a long and bumpy ride XD

BTS ML | Index | CH 9

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"That's V!"

You exclaim to your best friends while pointing at your penpal himself. On a fucking magazine! Ky and Mara look at each other, confused, then back at you.

"The BTS member? Yeah, that's his stage name."

You shake your head and look they continue to look at you utterly confused. Like they aren't getting what you're trying to tell them. But you also now realize your penpal V has been using his stage the whole time while talking to you.

You grab your phone out of your pocket and open your texts to the last selfie V sent you this morning. You both got out of the shower at the same time, and you thought it would be sexy to send him a shower selfie with just your towel on. Well, he sent you one back. Adding to the now two selfies you have of him. It put you in your feels at the time, but now you don’t know what to feel.

You hold up your phone and show them the photo and the magazine cover at the same time.

"This is my penpal V, and this is BTS V. As in, they're the same fucking person!" You point at each photo repeatedly for emphasis.

Ky and Mara look back and worth at your phone to the magazine multiple times. After they realize that your photo is not, in fact, from the internet but from your texts, Ky and Mara look up at you at the same time.

"What?!" They shout in unison. Both of them sporting shocked faces now, just like you.

You cringe by how loud they both are and glance around to see there were a few bystanders. Hoping they didn't hear you talk about V as your penpal.

You throw the magazine on the shelf with the rest, then grab both my Mara's and Ky's hands. Dragging them out of the store and into a mall catacomb, so no one hears you three talking. As soon as the door shuts behind you three, Mara spins around and seems way angrier than she should be. 

"Kim Taehyung of BTS-" so that's his name "-Has been talking to you on social media for the past TWO MONTHS!?!"

You jump at Mara's outburst. She's acting like it's your fault you didn't notice who V was. Mara and Ky know you don't love trends, and they also know your views of celebrities, so they've never shoved anything in your face of their favorite celebrities before.

 Well, not until today.

"Okay, Mara. Your acting like Y/n just fucked your side piece or something. Not her fault, she didn't know," Ky defends in your honor.

"But we could have known! We could have told her who he is if she just showed us the damn selfie!"

You squint at Mara and feel your aggravation rise. You can't believe how pissed she is at you, especially for the reasons she just named. Ky's right; she's acting like you just betrayed her. She should be consoling you. Clearing your mind of all the things that are swarming in your head right now about V. And one of those things... Mara brings it up.

"If she would have shown us what he looked like, he probably wouldn't have messed with her brain. Come on, Ky. We know BTS. There's no way any of them would go for Y/n out of all people. I bet Taehyung got what he wanted out of her last night and now won't even text her from now on."

Your eyes are wide in surprise, and Ky has the same 'what the fuck’ expression. Mara is completely serious with her words too. She has her hand on her hip and is puckering her lips like she doesn't understand how a person like you can get a guy like Taehyung. Like a person like you only gets guys who want to use them for their bodies and nothing else.

Ky was about to yell at Mara and tell her how terrible of a friend she was acting, but you put your hand up. Stopping Ky because this is your fight, and you don't need anyone to defend you.

"A person like me, are you serious? Not only are you being such a bitch right now, Mara, but you're starting to sound jealous that I have a person that actually wants to talk to me."

Mara gasps, surprised by your come back. She looks over at Ky, but she just moves closer to you and is sporting a dirty straight towards Mara. 

Mara is 100% alone in this one.

"You know what, fuck you both! I can get dick from anybody! Have fun with the guy that’s probably just using you for your pussy!"

With the flick of her hair, she turns and walks out the door of the mall catacombs. You're beyond angry as you watch Mara leave. Wanting to scream at her further for being such a brat, but knowing there really isn't much else to say. You've honestly seen a significant change in Mara recently. Continuously trying to find out what V looks like, peer pressuring you into stuff she knows you’re not comfortable with doing. She would play most of this stuff off as jokes, but she would has never done any of that before towards you. Not until you met V, at least. 

You haven't voiced these opinions out loud because Mara is your friend, and you would never talk shit about someone you love and care about 

But this was the last straw.

"What a bitch!" You yell, hearing the echo of your voice in the empty hallway.

You sit on the floor, with your back to the wall, and bring your knees up to your chest. Trying not to cry over the fight you just had with one of your best friends. Ky sits next to you and wraps her arm around your shoulder for comfort.

"I can't believe what just happened," Ky whispers after a moment.

Now that you let everything set in, you can't believe it either. Not only have you just had a big fight with Mara over something you don't even completely understand yourself. But you just figured out your penpals identity, and it's not a simple one.

You lean your head against the wall and look up at the yellow ceiling. Today did not end how you thought it would at all. Too many unexpected events have happened at once. And you don't know what to do about either of them.

"What am I going to do, Ky?"

"Are we talking about V, or Mara, right now?"

"Both honestly. V, or Taehyung, or whatever I should call him, lied about something big. This isn't just a simple identity reveal! He's a part of one of the most famous boy bands in the fucking world! On top of the fact that he just sat there and let me talk about BTS like it was nothing! Like he's not a part of the fucking band! And Mara... I don't even know where to start."

Ky nods her head. Understanding how complicated your predicament is with Taehyung. But since the Mara event had just happened, she decided to talk about her first.

"I'll be honest with you, Y/n. Mara has changed a lot this past month. She told me not to tell you, but Mara has been seeing this guy lately. And I'm scared he's turning her into a different person."

You look at Ky, shocked. Shocked at this new information about Mara talking to some new guy, unbeknownst to you.

"Who is he? Have you met him? Why would she not tell me? I thought she trusted me!"

"I don't know, chick. I haven't met him, and I don't know what he looks like or his name. Mara only told me because I saw an unknown number pop up on her phone while she was sleeping at your place all those weeks ago. When I confronted her about it, she told me that they weren't serious and to not tell you. I thought maybe it was because she didn't want to bring it up to you since, at the time, you were upset about V - Taehyung not talking to you anymore. But when all that cleared up, she still never mentioned him again to me, or I'm guessing, you either."

You blink at Ky. So surprised by all this information at once. You understood why Ky didn't tell you, but you still didn't understand the secrecy of the new guy. And how Mara talking to this new guy could make her treat you like trash like she just did.

"That's crazy."

"I know. I hope he's not dangerous or anything because even though Mara is having a tantrum at the moment, she's very naive when it comes to guys."

"Yeah, I know," You roll your eyes at the last memory of when Mara got involved with a guy. He kept her all to himself for months, and Mara didn't see how toxic it was. Only focusing on the little moments they were having that were sprinkled in between the abuse.

Ky sighs and takes her arms off your shoulder. Adjusting her shirt and wiggling in her spot on the floor to get comfortable because she knows what she's about to say will make you both sit there for a while.

"And the V situation-" You groan in defeat. "-what are you going to do about that?"

"Honestly... I don't fucking know about that either. Obviously, I need to talk to him, but I don't know what I'm going to say."

"Just tell him how you feel."

Even though what Ky said is the obvious advice, you can't help yourself and think about what's going to be the outcome of these feelings you tell him about. You look down at your shoes and pick at your laces. Putting your worries into the aglet of the lace until it peels off.

"What if he doesn't want to talk to me anymore?" You look up at Ky and feel tears form in your eyes. "What if Mara's right, and he really was just using me? I really like him, Ky. I don't want to lose what we've built!"

Ky nods her head in understanding, then grabs your hand that's messing with your laces to interlock her fingers with yours. She gives your hand an encouraging squeeze and looks at you with nothing but seriousness. 

"Then he can go fuck himself."

You burst out a singular laugh and, at the same time, feel a tear run down your face. You wipe it and look back at Ky, who hasn't looked away from you since you both sat on the mall's floor.

"I'm serious, Y/n. If what Mara says is right, then V can go fuck himself! You're a great, funny, and beautiful girl that doesn't deserve to get her feelings played with. Famous dude, or not, no one should ever treat a girl less than the queen she is."

You smile at Ky and her reassuring words. Moments like these always make you so happy to have a friend like her. Always around to give you the advice you need and be the shoulder to cry on. 

You wrap your arms around Ky's neck, and she interlocks her fingers behind your back. Welcoming the emotional hug you needed. 

"Thank you," You say against her shoulder. 

"Don't thank me. But if you know anyone that wants to pay for this kind of advice, make sure to give them my number."

You snort at Ky's joke that she's kinda series about and pull away from the embrace. At the same time you pull away, your phone vibrates in your pocket. Indicating someone just texted you. When you pull it out, your smile falls. Seeing the text Taehyung just sent you.

V ♥︎ (2:45pm): Hey Angel! I just got home from work. How’s your day going? 😉💕

Reading Taehyungs text now puts a lot into perspective for you now. Like when he says, 'just got home from work’ he didn't just actually come from work. Well, not really anyway. He could be coming home from vocal practice, an interview, dance practice, one of those RUN BTS things you know Ky watches and obsesses over. Literally anything but the mundane job.

You sigh and show Ky your phone.

"What should I say?"

"I think you know already."

Before you can tell yourself otherwise, you text Taehyung the first thing that comes to mind...

You (2:47pm): Can we FaceTime in an hour? We need to talk.

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When you finally get home after leaving the mall, you look around your home with disappear. Even though Ky's pep-talk really helped you at the time, now that you are alone with your thoughts, it's really starting to hit you how incredibly bonkers your situation is. 

You're starting to regret denying Ky's request to stay with you tonight. She wanted to make sure you were okay and even said she was fine with staying in the living room while you were on FaceTime with Taehyung, but that's not what you needed. You're a big girl and need to deal with your problems on your own. Even if you regret them.

But right now, you really need someone to tell you it’s going to be okay. That Mara is wrong, the media is wrong, your fucked up overthinking brain is wrong! But you're alone, and are about to FaceTime one of the biggest idols in Korea.

You go into your room and close the blinds to your window. Not wanting to see the outside world at that moment. You turn on your lamp, then set your phone up on your pillow like you always do before FaceTiming Taehyung. 

Except this time, you're incurably nervous. Not, I'm about to FaceTime my crush, kind of nervous. The, I'm about to FaceTime one of the seven guys that have taken over the world with music and have changed so many good things for Korea, kind of nervous.

You breathe in, then open up the messages from you and Taehyung from an hour ago. 

You (2:47pm): Can we FaceTime in an hour? We need to talk.

V ♥︎ (2:48pm): Yeah. Everything okay?

You (2:48pm): Everything's fine. I'll call you when I get home.

V ♥︎ (2:49pm): Did something happen?

V ♥︎ (3:00pm): Did I do something? I'm sorry if I did, Y/n. I promise I didn't mean it!

V ♥︎ (3:05pm): Get home safe 🥺

You sign to yourself in defeat. Taehyung is already apologizing, and he doesn't even know what he did yet! Texts like these make you believe that he isn't using you. His words aren't just things to say to pass the time, but he actually means them. That he can't be that type of person that messes with girls' feelings just to get in their pants like Mara suggested. But you can't help that in the back of your mind, you're worrying she's correct. 

You (3:43pm): I'm home. You able to FaceTime now?

V ♥︎ (3:47pm): Yes, but I can't help but think somethings wrong. Did I do something?

You swallow and look at his innocent text. Taehyung knows nothing about you figuring out who he truly is or what is about to go down when you call him. He's completely oblivious... just like you have been for the past two months. 

You (3:47pm): Just call me.

And that’s what he did. The second he read your text, your screen lit up with the 'incoming FaceTime' screen. You take in a shaking breath and swiped the screen to answer. 

Taehyung's face takes up the entire screen. He has an oversized shirt on, and you can see by his hair that he just showered for the second time today. His face is blank, but you can tell by his slightly bigger eyes that he's worried. You feel bad for worrying him, but you know what's going to be said has to be.

"Hey, Y/n," Taehyung speaks first. "Everything alright?"

You look down at your crossed legs and pick at your nails self-consciously. Knowing the following words that leave your mouth are going to be a jaw-dropper, for him.

"I'm fine. Thanks for asking, Taehyung."

"Good because I was-" He cuts himself short when his ears finally process your words. "W-what did you just call me?"

You finally look up at your phone and stare him dead in the eyes as you say, "I know. I know who you really are. I guess instead of Mr. V, I should have been calling you Mr. BTS, huh?"

Taehyung closes his eyes, and he runs his fingers through his hair. Not missing the tone of your voice that is clearly not happy. 

"Y/n, let me explain-"

"You lied!" You cut him off. Feeling your anger bubble to the surface with each passing second. "You lied to me this entire time! I thought you just had trust issues, or maybe even your actual mundane job keeps you from getting a girlfriend. But that's not the truth at all, is it?"

"I didn't lie about my job getting in the way. They don't let us publicly date, and that's just how it's always been. I'm sorry I didn’t tell you who I was. I wanted to, I really did. But do you now understand why I needed to be so secretive?”

“ I guess, but that doesn’t explain why you didn’t just tell me! We literally talked about BTS - the band you’re fucking in - and you sat there like it was nothing to you. Like I wasn't talking about you, and let me look so stupid.”

You laugh at yourself, but find nothing funny about what you said. You're so mad right now, your emotions are all over the place.

“I didn't mean for that to happen. Truthfully, I thought you would have figured it out right then and there. When you didn't realize who I was at first, I'm not going to lie ange- Y/n... I thought this was the best thing that could ever happen to me."

"What do you mean?"

"I mean, it's kinda hard to date someone and really get to know them when you're a part of a band that everyone knows about. Where you never know what someone's true intentions are, or if they really like you, or if they just want you for your money."

You can understand his explanation. But this doesn't answer the question you've been wondering since the second you saw the magazine. 

"Why me?"

You see Taehyung's eyes widen for a second, and it gets you nervous about what the answer is.

"I also didn't lie about seeing you on the main Instagram. We all agreed that we would just share one social media account, but some of us have separate secret ones. I didn't make one until I saw one of you that day." He chuckles at his own memory of seeing your face for the first time. He clears his throat when he realizes this is not the time to get sappy over old memories. "So, I took the risk and messaged you. Honestly, I thought you would have never messaged me back. That there's no way a girl like you would want to talk to a person that can't show their face or give you their real name... but you did. And I saw it as a sign of fate."

"F-fate for what?"

You would slap yourself for stuttering at that moment, but you couldn't help how Taehyungs confession was making you feel. How it was making your angry mood turn into an emotional bitch.

"That I was meant to meet you-" You gasp quietly. "-And you're the girl I was meant to be with."

You're stunned in your spot. You were expecting to come onto this FaceTime call and have Taehyung give you a bunch of excuses of why he did what he did. You were even expecting him to say that he messaged you because he thought you were hot... but what he's saying now... It is way more than you ever imagined.

Melting away your anger completely. 

In these simple words, he just admitted that he wants you. Forget the sex. Forget the penpal shit. He really likes you. Your more than just a casual conversation with him. You're more than just a person to pass the time with... your everything he's been looking for.

"You’re different, Y/n." 

Your mind clears of Taehyung's underlining meaning of his previous words when you hear him say the words you've been thinking the same about him all this time. 

"I know it's been only two months. And to some, that's such a short amount of time... but I don't want to lose you. I don't want my career and secrecy about it to be the reason you stop talking to me. Please don't let it. Please don’t let this divide everything we just built."

You see him get teary-eyed, and you can't believe the sight in front of you. Kim Taehyung - the guy everyone writes off as the bad boy of BTS - is begging you not to stop talking to him. Like you're his lifeline, and he needs you to keep moving. He needs you to survive the hectic life he's living and doesn't care about the consequences.

You bite your lip in thought and look away from the camera. These past two months have brought you and Taehyung so close to each other, but now you feel like there's so much more to learn. Like just figuring out who he truly is has opened the door to a whole new life for you. You're not sure how you feel about this life, but you are sure about Taehyung and the type of person he is.

You opened his message two months ago and called it a risk. You Face-Times him for the first time two weeks ago and called it a risk. And now he's asking you to join his journey into the unknown world of fans, concerts, and fucking craziness that you've never experienced before. That's the biggest risk you've ever heard. 

And even though your not sure if your ready for it... you say the next words while staring at him right in the eyes...

"Yes, Taehyung." He pushes his face closer to the camera. "I'll keep being your penpal."

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CH 9

[kurishiri]

Hello ^^ I would like a romantic match up for Twisted Wonderland or/and Idolish7. Thank you for your time ♡

Age: 20+

Birthday: 8 October

Zodiac: Libra sun

MBTI: ENTP

Gender ID: Female she/her

Appearance: 5'9, dark brown hair and eyes, long weavy hair, full lips, almond eyes, light skinned, a (small) plussize figure

Hobbies are; drawing, playing pc games with friends, board games, costumes, going out. Amusement parks, I am huge history nerd ( I study archeology)

Dislikes and turn offs: dishonest, disloyal, money greedy people, stairs, mushrooms and playboys and coach potatoes

Likes and turn ons: loyal, kind, funny and people that smile alot. Kinda like yanderes XD

Looking for in partner: Someone who makes me feel comfortable, someone who is loyal, likes to do fun activities together. Someone who might also like board and card games. Appearance doesn't really matter for me.

— hey, suwisstuff! sure, i can do both for you! thanks so much for taking the time to request too. i'm excited to do one for idolish7 - you're the first, hehe. anyway, your matchups are below the cut!

matchups request info !!

⇢ cater is probably one of the most smiley people you'll ever know.

⇢ honestly, appearance probably wouldn't really matter to him. his sisters tend to care more about appearance, and i think that just caused him to... not care even more. he cares way more about personality.

⇢ that said, though, he does think you're pretty. (it's just he probably will focus more so on other aspects of you!)

⇢ you are both very extroverted. sure, opposites attract, but the same can be said for people who have similar personalities too!

⇢ his extroverted personality also contributes to his sense of humor. it can occasionally be a bit "exaggerated" but not really overbearing or cringy.

⇢ a natural social butterfly, it's quite easy to date him.

⇢ like, you won't even need to do much convincing for him to go out with you. he will very willingly go outside and do fun things with you, and he'll be plenty enthusiastic about it. he is one of the farthest people from a couch potato.

⇢ if you enjoy amusement parks, i think that could be an ideal date for you and cater.

⇢ go on rides together, buy ice cream and share it under the heat of the sun, take photos at the booth. he will make it fun for you with his natural charm!

⇢ word of caution though: despite his fun nature, he can have trouble focusing depending on the subject. he respects your interests, but it can be a bit hard to get him to listen to you talk about archeology, for example.

⇢ as long as you don't really bring up his family life way too much, as it can be a bit of a touchy subject for him, it'll be all good! he can make you happy, and he doesn't even have to change because you just fit together like two puzzle connected pieces that were meant to fit together.

⇢ you can't look at him and tell me he's not at least somewhat of a yandere who is all smiles. it may not be in a very romantic sense, but you and i both know how he is when someone hurts any member in i7.

⇢ sogo is kind to everyone, including you. if he's not kind to someone, it's always with a reason.

⇢ he is definitely more on the calm side, but he is by no means a couch potato either or anything like that.

⇢ to be honest, i could imagine him showing the costumes and outfits that he wears while singing - whether as i7 or mezzo" - to you! maybe let you try on some outfits.

⇢ if you're looking for comfort, sogo is perfect!

⇢ because he is more mature, he is also naturally a bit more sensitive. if you're feeling down for whatever reason, he will lend his own shoulder to cry on, without question.

⇢ also, sogo is fiercely loyal to those he cares about on any level. obviously, he's not afraid to give a scolding where it's due, but if anything, and i mean anything, is out to hurt them, he would be the first to jump in to protect. you, being his romantic partner, are no exception.

⇢ his obvious passion lies in music, but he's open minded, so if you ask him to play a card or board game with you, he will happily do so.

⇢ in fact, if it's you, he'd be willing to do just about anything, given it's within reason. he'd be willing to go outside of his comfort zone for you.

⇢ his sense of humor mainly comes from the shock factor, like how he dumps a whole bottle of sriracha on pizza. that, or give him some alcohol. he can also give you a good laugh when he's drunk enough.

⇢ overall, he is really well rounded. he would make a song dedicated to you, one that truly resonates with you.

i hope you enjoyed!

[thatonerandomfan4]

Madness Combat: Just Bros Being Dudes

AO3 Link:

(Hhh This Took A Long Ass While Lmao)

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Fandom: Madness Combat

Characters: Deimos, Sanford, Hank (Briefly), Jebus (Briefly), Tricky (Briefly)

Platonic Or Romantic?: Romantic Sanmos

Summary: Just A Normal Saturday In Nevada For The Boyfriends, Sanford And Deimos. They Also Share Their First Kiss With The Help Of Hank And Tricky Thanks To A Text Message. Also Deimos Makes A Lot Of Jokes, If You Know Them Then Congrats. :) If Not, That's Ok.

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The Sound Of The Alarm Clock Went Off At 8:00 AM, Causing Deimos To Wake Up From His Slumber. He Sat Up From The Sleeping Position He Was In And Yawned While Stretching Before Hitting The Snooze Button And Rubbing His Eyes. Looking Over To His Side, He Noticed Sanford Was Absent From His Side Of The Bed. It Was Cold, So He Had Been Probably Gone For A While Now. It Was Done Nicely Compared To The Smaller Man's Side Of The Bed, Which Was Very Messy.

Deimos Knew San Liked To Wake Up An Hour Or Two Earlier Than Him All The Time. He Did That Even If They Weren’t Being Bothered By The L33t / A.A.H.W (Agency Against Hank Wimbleton) Groups Anymore. Deimos Slipped On The Closest Pair Of Slippers He Had By The Bed And Headed Toward The Kitchen. There He Heard Pans Being Set Down On The Stove Or In The Sink To Be Washed Later And Bacon Sizzling In A Pan.

Sanford Was At The Stove Making Breakfast While Whistling One Of Their Favorite Songs. That Favorite Song Happened To Be Poker Face By Lady Gaga, Deimos Would Always Sing And Dance Happily To It While Sanford Watched And Laughed During Their Breaks In Between Missions. Deimos Instantly Smiled At The Sight Of His Boyfriend Being In A Good Mood On A Morning. Everyone Knew Sanford Wasn't Much Of A Morning Person, He Was Only Cheerful When He Knew He Was Going To Have A Good Day.

It Always Was Fun Going On Missions Together And Then Getting To Relax With Each Other Afterwards. They Loved To Chat And Goof Off With Each Other All The Time. The Smaller Man Quietly Shuffled Into The Kitchen Being Careful Not To Distract The Man Cooking And Sat Down In A Chair. Ford Smiled And Flipped The Pancakes In The Pan. San Turned Around To See His Beloved Boyfriend Sitting At The Table.

Sanford, Smug: “Enjoying The View, Dee?’

Deimos, Jumping In Surprise And Hiding His Face In Embarrassment: “U-Uh What? Yeah, I Like Roses. I Mean What-”

Sanford, Giggling A Bit: “What? Anyway, How Many Pancakes Do You Want?”

Deimos: “Ooo, Can I Have 4?”

Sanford Nods And Turns Around, Walking Back To The Stove To Continue Their Breakfast. Deimos Watched His Boyfriend With Love In His Eyes. Dee Loved Watching His Boyfriend Do Anything; He Even Has A Whole Photo Album Full Of...Just Sanford In Battle Poses, Laying Down, Sitting, Ect..

Sanford Knew About Deimos’s Pictures. He Didn’t Really Mind, It Was Just When They Got Posted Online And Girls Were Coming To The Posts and Simping For The Man In The Bandana. Cut Back To Deimos Looking At Sanford With Love In His Eyes, Dee’s Tablet Vibrated On The Table.

Deimos Quickly Picked It Up, And Saw It Was From Hank. His Panic Died Down A Bit, And He Just Stared At The Notification. Like Sanford, Hank Liked Getting Up Early So He Can Get Things Done. One Of Those Things Would Be Making Sure Tricky Wasn’t Eating All The Food In The Fridge. Tricky Normally Has To Be Fed At Least 8 Times A Day To Ease His Chaotic Nature For A Few Minutes At Most. Then Jebus Has To Look After Him For Safety Reasons.

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Hank: Deimos. Are You Up?

Hank: Deimos? It's 7:04 AM.

Hank: ?

Hank: Deimos??

Hank: Oh Yeah. I Forgot You Like To Sleep In

Hank: You're Probably Going To Wake Up At 8:30 AM, As Always.

Hank: Anyway, I Just Wanted To Say Tricky Misses You Guys. He Keeps Talking About You And He’s Wondering If You 2 Can Come Play With Him Later Today Or Tomorrow.

Hank: He's Happy You Two Are A Couple Now. He Bought A Gift For You Too.

Hank: Well….He Stole It, Then I Had To Pay For The Damage….AND The Gift

Hank: Also, Quick Question….Have You 2 Even Kissed Yet?

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There Was Silence For A Good 3 Seconds Until Deimos Screamed, Startling Sanford. The Tablet Fell On The Table Before Ford Could Even Reach His Boyfriend. The Man In The Bandana Hugged His Boyfriend To Calm Him. Ford Thought It Was Some Fangirl Who Messaged Him And Sent Something Gross As That Happened Very Often. He Took The Tablet To See For Himself, And Snorted When He Saw The Message. He Looked At Deimos Desperately Trying Not To Laugh At What He Saw.

Sanford: “You-” *He Quietly Giggles, Trying Not To Embarrass Deimos On Purpose* “You’re Screaming Because We Haven’t Kissed Yet?”

Deimos: “Well- I- Yo- We- He-”

He Was Immediately Silenced By His Boyfriend’s Lips Making Contact With His. They Stayed Like That For A Few Minutes Before Sanford Pulled Back And Got Back To The Stove. Deimos Just Sat There In Shock, His Face All Hot And Red. That Was Their First Ever Kiss, And Deimos Wanted To Be Involved Too. Just Thinking About It Made Him More Flustered. He Must've Been Spaced Out For A While Because When He Looked Up, Sanford Wasn't There. He Checked His Tablet Again And Saw A Notification: A Text From Hank.

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Hank: Lol. Sanford Told Me You Screamed When I Asked.

Hank: That Probably Was Really Funny In Person

Hank: If Only He Recorded It.

Hank: *[One Attachment Sent]*

{Hank: He Didn’t Answer My Question. Did You Guys Kiss Yet Orrr?

Sanford: Well Yes And No. You Embarrassed Him Lol. It Was So Funny Haha

Sanford: He Screamed When He Saw Your Message, Then I Kissed Him.

Hank: Pfft- Are You Serious?! Wow Lol

Sanford: Yeah Lmao. Made Me Throw A Pancake At The Ceiling. It Was Mine Too :(

Sanford: Good Wasted Pancake :(

Sanford: *[One Attachment Sent]* {Image Description: A Gray Tiled Ceiling With A Medium-Sized Pancake Smacked In Between 4 Tiles.}

Hank: XD}

Deimos: I-

Deimos: YOU!! >:( THAT WAS YOUR FAULT HANK J. WIMBLETON!!

Deimos: YOU MADE HIM WASTE HIS PANCAKE. THAT WAS YOU!!

Deimos: YOU FUDGING BULLY >:(

Deimos: I'LL HECKING FIGHT YOU!!

Hank: XD

Hank: Yeah Right Lol. I'll See You Later

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A Couple Minutes Pass And Sanford Taps Deimos On The Shoulder. Dee Turns Around To See His Boyfriend Fully Dressed. A Pile Of Clothes Was Placed In The Seat Next To The Shorter Man. Deimos Could Only Assume It Was His Clothing, As Hank Did Invite Them Over To See Tricky. The Smoker Popped A Cigarette In His Mouth And Left To Get Dressed. Once He Got Back, He Put His Cigarette In The Ashtray And Got Sanford Greeted With A Kiss. Well 2, One On The Forehead And One On The Mouth.

Deimos: “You Know, You Could’ve Waited Till I Was Ready For The Kiss.”

Sanford: “Why? It Would’ve Been A Year Or Two If You Said You Were Ready. That’s Basically How Our Relationship Started. Everyone Knows That, Ev-EVEN TRICKY KNOWS!”

Deimos’s Face Just Heated Up, He Knew That Was True And Couldn't Argue. After That Chat, Sanford And Deimos Got In Their Car And Headed To The Base. Deimos Was Messaging Hank During The Entire Ride. Hank Was Teasing Deimos A Lot About The Kiss, And How Deimos Reacted When It Was First Brought Up. Deimos Yelled-Texted At Hank Again, Causing The Man In The Red Goggles To Laugh Again. Dee Put His Tablet Away Once They Got To The Base. Of Course, None Other Than Hank Himself Was There To Greet Them And Welcome Them Back In.

They Passed The Savior, Jebus, Who Was Reading A Book, Supposedly A Bible Or Something He Could Find Lying Around. He Was Sitting At A Table With Red Wine In A Fancy Glass And Biscuits On A Plate. Deimos Wondered If Hank Told Him About It, Since He Received A Teasing Look. Sanford Just Thought Nothing Of It, And Wanted To See If Tricky Had Actually Changed Since Their Last Encounter With Him.

Once They Approached Tricky's Room, Or Area (Whatever You Would Call It), They Saw Signs Like 'Caution: Beware The Clown', And 'Do Not Enter Unless You Are Hank'. They Were Also Greeted By The Sound Of Someone Eating Something Viciously.

Looking From The Glass Window On The Wall, They Saw The Clown Filling His Face With All Different Kinds Of Food. He Stopped To Grab A Drink, But Got Distracted By Seeing Hank With Sanford And Deimos. Tricky Immediately Ran To The Glass And Smacked His Face Against It, Causing Ford And Dee To Jump Back.

Tricky Smiled In Delight After Seeing Deimos And Sanford For The First Time In A Long While. He Waved Through The Glass, Then Rushed To The Speaker. The Faint Sound Of Someone Yelling 'HAAANNK!' And 'VALID. FRIENDS' Could Be Heard Through The Speaker. The Door Suddenly Opened Slowly, The Smell Of All Kinds Of Foods Plus Blood Pouring Out Of The Opening And The Cracks. The Clown Immediately Jumped Out Of The Room, Startling The Trio.

Tricky: "SANFORD! HANK! DEIMOS! FRIENDS! VALID. YES."

Hank Actually Smiled Upon Tricky's Entrance, He Patted The Clown's Head Twice And Let The Other 2 Do The Same Thing After. They Talked About Everything That Happened, And Caught Up With Each Other. Jebus Entered The Room Half Way Through The Conversation And Joined In. They Chatted For Hours, Tricky Was The One To Point Out The Time To Everyone. Sanford Said That He And Deimos Had To Leave, As It Was Late (11:12 PM).

They Said Their Goodbyes Before Ford And Dee Headed Out. They Stayed Silent In The Car, Just Thinking About How Much The Others Have Changed. Tricky, Who Has Become More Friendly And Takes Baths. Hank, Who Is More Calm And 'Married To A Blender'. And Jebus, Who Has More Control And Is Starting To Learn Dad Jokes.

Deimos: "I Had Fun Chatting With Them After A While. I Just Wish Candice Was There With Us, I Miss Her."

Sanford: "...We Didn't Know A Candice."

Deimos, Grinning: "I Know Candice. I've Known Her For A While Now."

Sanford, Not Falling For It: "Good For You. Is She Nice?"

Deimos: "....Y-Yeah…...Although Her House Really Smells Like Updog. It's A Problem."

Sanford: "......Really?"

Deimos, Pushing The Joke: "Yes, Especially The Kitchen. It Really Reeks Of Updog. It's Disgusting, Bleck"

Sanford, Sighing And Smiling: "What Is Updog?"

Deimos, Giggling Like A Child: "Nahat Much Wh-"

Deimos Couldn't Finish His Sentence Because He Was Laughing. Sanford Just Snorted And Smiled, He Always Knew How He Could Get His Boyfriend Lost In Laughter. Even If A Joke Wasn't Really That Funny, Deimos Could Be Laughing For An Hour. He Absolutely Loves Jokes Of All Kinds And It Doesn't Matter Who Tells Them. By The Time They Arrived Home, Deimos Was Still Slightly Giggling And Wiping A Tear From His Eye.

Sanford Carried Deimos Into The House, As The Man In The Visor Finished His Giggling Fit. Ford Set His Boyfriend Onto The Couch And Started Getting Ready For Bed. He Left Dee Some Comfy Clothes To Slip Into For Bed. About A Couple Minutes Later They Both Were On The Couch In Pajamas (Or Just Clothes They Never Wear To Work).

Deimos: "Why Weren’t You Laughing At The Joke, Sanford?"

Sanford: "The Joke Wasn't That Funny, Deimos. You've Heard It Over One Hundred Times Already."

Deimos, Giggling Again: "But..It's Funny."

Sanford, Trying Not To Smile: "It-It's Really Not."

Deimos, Now Full On Laughing: "I- It Was Funny When Hank Fell For The Candice Joke." *He Smacked His Side While He Laughed* "It Hurt Like Hell, But It Was Worth It!"

Sanford, Smiling But Trying Hard Not To Laugh: "Oh Right I Forgot About That."

Sanford Then Let Deimos Cuddle Against Him As He Laughed Again. He Only Laughed Harder When Sanford Yelled, 'It's Not That Funny!'. Eventually, Ford Was Laughing As Well With His Boyfriend. They Laughed Until They Eventually Fell Asleep. Today Was A Good Day For Both Of Them, And They Were Happy They Could Spend It Together, Like Old Times.

[lilypixels]

...............all of them.....?

It took me an hr to do this....🥲💀

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

Teacupsss

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

Lollipops

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

Uhhh cotton candy

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

Probably quiet and smart lol I did my school work and was friendly with everyone so I was a favorite and heard all the nice things 🙈

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

I kinda like bottles more but like the glass ones with the caps that could slice your fingers-

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

I’m for all but sports lol

7. earbuds or headphones?

Earbuds

8. movies or tv shows?

Shows cause I’m the type to watch an hr long episode vs hr long movie idk why but I’m rarely in mood for them

12. name of your favorite playlist?

Drop the beat (ie songs that are upbeat and I like most)

13. lanyard or key ring?

Hmm...I guess lanyard?

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

Skittles or twizzlers

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

I had lots I had to read in school but only ever finished a handful lol my favorite I think was maybe Macbeth? I would say Odyssey but I don’t think we read the full thing cause I remember being disappointed about something like that...

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

Sitting with my legs bent up in seat with me in some way

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

Converse and some nice but cheap sneakers from Walmart

18. ideal weather?

Not too hot, not too cold, mild like before/after a rain (most the time), idc if it’s raining or sunny but as long as temp is comfortable I’m fine

19. sleeping position?

On my side most often

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

Phone and notebook

21. obsession from childhood?

Oh gosh uhhh I guess my like of dolls maybe? Or obsession with anything ✨unexplained✨ like ghosts, aliens, cryptids, etc

22. role model?

Kim Namjoon lol just kidding (sorta)

23. strange habits?

Ok I know I have some and my friends would be more than happy to point them all out but hm let me think...idk if these count as habits but I’ll never place a mirror facing a bed (this is more superstitious I guess than habit,,,) I can’t stand my food touching, if I have a tray like in cafeteria I have a certain spot for everything and uh my mind just went blank-

24. favorite crystal?

Moonstone, lapis lazuli, and I feel obligated to say garnet cause it’s my birthstone

25. first song you remember hearing?

Circle of Life maybe who knows xD

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

Walk or clean,,I’m more active and about with warm/nice weather

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

...stay inside where it’s warm

28. five songs to describe you?

Not this again😭 uhhh idk you tell me ajdbd

29. best way to bond with you?

Indulge me when I go off about things I like or learn 😔✊ I know I’ll talk your ear off and I’m sorry but know I don’t often talk about these things with people so once I start it’s hard to stop,,and it makes me really happy when people do listen to me about these things and send me related items every so often or even look into it themselves to learn more 🥺

30. places that you find sacred?

For some reason this feels like a trick question...um cemeteries and anything with ages of history I guess

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

Oof do I really have a true outfit?? I have shoes for this which are just black platform sneakers I call stomping shoes

32. top five favorite vines?

I never,,,watched these,,,

33. most used phrase in your phone?

“Yes”...?

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

State Farm and McDonald’s, always

35. average time you fall asleep?

10-11...usually...

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

Uhhh that one with the ginger dude (I think it was someone’s yearbook photo??) I don’t remember much else about the meme but it was on ifunny, or whatever the app was, a lot

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

Suitcase

38. lemonade or tea?

Easy, tea

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

...neither

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

Dude these questions really testing my brain power here- for senior prank someone put cereal in some bathroom sinks I think

41. last person you texted?

My mom

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

I’m gonna say jacket since I wear those often

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

Hoodie or cardigan

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

Fantasy

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

Usually whatever shirt I’m wearing that day and some pj/lounge pants 🤷

47. favorite type of cheese?

Mozzarella

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

I-what kind of question is this? How does one even answer this?

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

What comes around goes around lol (yes I’m a heavy believer of karma)

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

Lol who knows, probably something dumb me and my siblings were doing or something we watched cause there’s been plenty times of that xD

51. current stresses?

Homework vs free time e-e

52. favorite font?

I like the gothic looking ones but it’s usually not practical to use so idk

53. what is the current state of your hands?

My hands...? They’re fine ??

54. what did you learn from your first job?

How to care for babies and little kids, how to put on a diaper lol

56. favorite tradition?

I can’t remember a particular one off hand but I’m trying to start few new ones like decorating cookies for Halloween uwu

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

Uhhhhh like personally or...? Cause we’ve overcome homelessness before, um finishing assignments idk😭 oh maybe bullying?? That’s all I can think of since I still struggle with a lot,,

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

Alright let’s do thisss: creativity (mostly in writing sense), I can bake/cook, I have amazing organization skills and many work places have used that lol (bonus is I don’t mind, I actually really enjoy it, very peaceful), surprisingly good balance all things considered, I’m a quick learner

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

“I’m too tired for this.”

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

Good question good question🤔 I don’t think I’d last in any of them/have a terrible side character role so 💀

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

“Life’s too short to hold grudges.”

62. seven characters you relate to?

Dude this is gonna get embarrassing I can feel it🤠

Itaru, Iori, Sogo, Belle, Simeon (obey me), Nozaki (he’s clueless about romance irl and doesn’t know when someone has a crush on him yet can write romance well enough and yeah it’s me lol), and uhh Swindler/Ordinary Person in Akudama Drive (still can’t believe no one really has names in that anime but the way she gets wrapped in everything felt like something that’d happen to me lol)

63. five songs that would play in your club?

Like nightclub...? I’m skipping this ajdbd

64. favorite website from your childhood?

Probably the Barbie site, me and my sister played all the dress up games almost daily istg

65. any permanent scars?

Appendectomy scars and then looks like I have one on a toe but it’s possible it still might heal...

66. favorite flower(s)?

Nightshade, foxglove, baby’s breath, bellflowers, roses

67. good luck charms?

I don’t think I have any...

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

Lemon

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

Let me think...I read something once about flowers having ears(?) but like not ear ears just something about having a part that picks up sound waves

70. left or right handed?

Right

71. least favorite pattern?

Lolll animal print I think

72. worst subject?

Physics...the worst science

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

6...?

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

I don’t remember, it probably happened when i was 6. I do remember losing one of my front teeth during my birthday one year and I was happy since the tooth had been loose for some time xD

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

Chips I guess or just like fried in skillet

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

A succulent probably

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

Neither ew

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

They are both about equally terrible

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

Earth

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

Fireflies

82. pc or console?

I am on pc side now

83. writing or drawing?

Writing

84. podcasts or talk radio?

Podcasts I guess

84. barbie or polly pocket?

Barbie

85. fairy tales or mythology?

Mythology, it’s too fun and chaotic lol

86. cookies or cupcakes?

Hm...cupcakes

87. your greatest fear?

Uh,,,I don’t have many fears but I guess one would be falling from a great height? So I would get scared of crossing a bridge and it collapsing or riding a plane and it falling easily

88. your greatest wish?

World peace🥲

89. who would you put before everyone else?

My mom maybe...?

90. luckiest mistake?

I honestly don’t remember but something I do remember is I out semicolon instead of period and turned out to be correct grammar lol

91. boxes or bags?

Boxes

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

Sunlight or fairy lights, I don’t require much either way and prefer more natural lighting

93. nicknames?

Lassie, twinkle toes, Ash, poody butt (by 3 yr old I sometimes watch and play with lol he means it affectionately; I call him monkey butt and it’s catching on slowly instead)

94. favorite season?

Starting to be fall just a little more but I like transition times most

95. favorite app on your phone?

Let’s go with twitter

96. desktop background?

It is a moriarty and gang pic

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

2: mine and my moms

98. favorite historical era?

Ooo tough one but I’ll say renaissance as some of the coolest things came from that time

[whumpmatsus]

Atsushi x Todo. Maybe Todomatsu has a ankle dislocation after a bike crash and Atsushi being the supportive boyfriend brings him to the Hospital and stays overnight?

aah, I don't really ship them?? I mean, I like them as friends, but for some reason I don't ship any of the canon characters together/like any of the canon ships and I like to focus on reader inserts and family fics with the brothers XD

but I'm fine to write these two in a shippy thing though, interesting dynamic to explore, and I headcanon Totty as pansexual, so, no problems writing it occasionally!

I hope it's okay haha, I've never written Atsushi before and he's not my usual 'type' so it might not be that great, hopefully still enjoyable tho <3

-

“Totty…”

“Yeah?”

“Are you sure you should be taking pictures of it? … And posting them??”

Totty snaps one more photo of his injured foot, giving a small cringe as he looks at the screen to put a filter on it. “Well, yeah… how else are people gonna know that I’m in pain and need attention?”

Atsushi rolls his eyes and pulls out his own cellphone. Far be it from him to tell his boyfriend what to do online, but… “The drugs are probably kicking in. You’re delusional.”

“Noooo…” Totty frowns as he glances away from his phone to focus on his ankle for a minute. Although they did give him some painkillers, and it feels better than it did when he first got here, it’s not great. This serves him right for thinking only shoulders could get dislocated, doesn’t it? “It still hurts. Look at it!”

“Yeah, I’m looking at it, babe.”

“Ooh, perv.” He wiggles his toes with a playful grin. “Is this what turns you on? Feet? And just when I thought I had all your kinks figured out. Hey, you can touch it, if you really want.”

Atsushi’s response is to, with the most deadpan look on his face, poke a single digit against Totty’s ankle. Not enough pressure that someone could accuse him of being cruel, though it might get the point across.

Predictably, the other man jumps about a mile. That simple touch sent an electric shock through his body, like someone had just rubbed salt in an open wound. “OW! Oh, my God, that hurt!!”

“Kind of my point.” To apologize, he reaches over to take Totty’s hand, rubbing the side gently with one thumb. “Do you really need to be giving your almost-broken-ankle a photo shoot and scumming for sympathy online? I’m right here to give you some, and you’ve also, you know… got five brothers who are gonna swarm all over you when I take you home.”

Totty huffs and brings Atsushi’s hand up to press against his cheek. He’s partially right, anyway. “Yeah, okay. Karamatsu’s gonna write an entire Greek tragedy about my suffering, Ichimatsu’s gonna withhold an ice pack till I’ve sufficiently begged for it, Choromatsu’s gonna lecture me about wearing fucking ankle pads, Jyushimatsu will end up hitting it with his baseball bat, and Osomatsu will make me hobble to the fridge and get him a beer. They’re pricks.”

“Tch, they’re also your brothers. Don’t forget you’re a prick, too. You belong to them, so they won’t be that bad. They’ll circle around you chanting, ‘One of us, one of us’ and shove aspirin down your throat.” Atsushi’s eyes drift back down to the injury, and he finds himself wincing.

Honestly, it looks like Totty’s ankle went a few rounds with a sledgehammer. It’s swollen all the way down to the base where his toes meet the rest, and mottled with purplish-blue bruises. Despite the fact that it looks a lot better than the bloody, twisted mess it was when he first got Totty to the hospital, it’s certainly not any less painful.

Seems like Totty is thinking the same thing, because his hand drifts down for his fingertips to brush against it. He jolts again, just like he did when his boyfriend touched it. A tiny whimper slips out and a shoulder catches his head when he leans over for a pity party. “Owwww… dammit. This sucks! How am I supposed to do anything like this? I’m gonna be useless for… how long did the doctor say? Six to eight weeks?”

“Yeah, well, everyone else is gonna have to pick up the slack. I’ll do what I can, you know? At least you don’t live on your own.” Atsushi circles an arm around Totty’s shoulders with a sigh. “And I’m sure your boss will give you a break since you’re, like… broken bone adjacent. It’s not like you’re gonna be sitting around in pain and unable to do anything. You’re so dramatic.”

Totty hums. “You wouldn’t have me any other way, though, right?”

“Yep.” Atsushi kisses his cheek, prompting Totty to melt into the embrace fully, complete with fake-flustered cooing noises. “If you really feel like you need to take pictures and beg people to feel sorry for you online, go ahead and do it. But just remember who’s feeling the most sorry for you, who’s here in real life, and who’s willing to kiss the pain away.”

“Awww… so poetic. Huh, maybe I can take some pictures later and show people how great you’re taking care of me! Right? That would be fun.” Totty grins and pulls his injured ankle a little closer, still pouting at it.

Atsushi snorts as he takes another look at the injury. “Damn. Guess that’s the last time you try to show off for the ladies at my office by showing them how environmentally conscious you are, riding a bike to visit me. Why are you even trying to impress other people, anyway? I’m, like… right here. Perfect hair and all, you know.”

“Wow, who’s being dramatic now?” Totty laughs. “I’m happy with you. Buuuut, if we impress girls, we get a chance at a threesome. Huh, gee, though… you’re right about how we try to do it. The bike thing is played out. Who am I trying to fool? I already go to the gym and walk most places, I don’t need to ride a bike.”

Geez. “Never a dull moment with you, Totty.” He leans over to shut his boyfriend up with another kiss, this time on the lips. “You’ll apparently have plenty of time to brainstorm strategies, lazing around with that hurt foot and all. Luckily, though, the only person who’ll be around to take advantage of your stupid puppy face is me.”

Totty raises an eyebrow and flutters his eyes to get another kiss, humming into the contact. “Oh, good. Because I was thinking, my brothers will probably fawn over me for the first day or so, I can milk it that long, I think, but… after that, they’ll get sick of me asking for stuff pretty quick.”

He hooks both arms around Atsushi’s neck. “Soooo, after those first few days… they’ll be pretty happy for me to go sleep over at your house so you can deal with me. Hell, I bet they’ll send you a fruit basket for putting up with my needy ass! Maybe after I’ve gotten a bunch of pity from them, I can crash at your place for a few days.”

“Hm.” Atsushi presses his forehead against Totty’s with a devious smirk that shows they’re definitely on the same wavelength. “Then after a few days with me… they’ll be missing you and wanting to fuss over you again. Rinse and repeat. You get literally all of the attention from everyone, your brothers treat me like a saint for dealing with you, and they’re all way too dumb to realize they’re being yo-yo’d into taking care of you and your ego.”

Totty squeals and snuggles close, being careful not to bump his foot when he moves. “Oh, my God. I knew there was a reason I loved you!”

“Besides my ass, you mean?”

“… Oh. Yeah. Besides that, uh-huh.”

[hazbinhotelcanon]

Voxtagram posts - 16 June 2020 to 30 June 2020

These are all the “in character” posts & comments from the Helluva/Hazbin accounts that have recently been popping up on Instagram. Comments from other people aren’t included unless characters interact with them. Since Instagram doesn’t have a chronological feed & timestamps show only the date on posts older than 24 hours, I’ve listed the posts as close to chronologically as I can reconstruct.

I’ve seen tons of fans expressing annoyance/frustration at trying to keep up with these in character Instagram accounts and their new lore and plots. That’s the top reason I started this blog. If you want to see my ongoing logs of the in character Instagram posts, follow @hazbinhotelcanon​!

I’m gonna call these “Voxtagram posts” instead of “Instagram posts” because Hazbin/Helluva Hell's equivalents to our social media sites were apparently named for Vox—Voxtagram, Voogle, VoxTube, Voxcarto—so I’ll use that for the in-universe posts.

Since this is the first “Voxtagram” post, I’ve got a big disclaimer on how “canon” this material is; I’ll put it at the bottom of this post. First, the actual art!

Canon accounts featured in this post: just Blitzo (blitzorodeo) and Stolas (daddy_hoothoot).

16 June 2020

blitzorodeo Here at the stable!!! #horsethings #itwasonly5$$$$$$$$ #selfie❤️ #😈😈😈😈

17 June 2020

blitzorodeo I just cant choose what name to give my horse!! They’re just so good! Which is your favorite 🥺😈😛 #namesrhard #icantwaittowriteitdownagain

19 June 2020

blitzorodeo My horse and I went to the living world. How do you people deal with all this blue

janegumball Blitz, show us your horse blitzorodeo @janegumball 😮👏😢🙌😔 janegumball @blitzorodeo so no horse? Damn... 😔 blitzorodeo @janegumball Push pin (my horse) and i have a special relationship, you cant just ask for pictures of my horse

20 June 2020

blitzorodeo I got new riding boots!! My horse coupon 2.0 picked them out for me! :0) BT dubs, i changed my horses’ name to coupon 2.0

megan25gothiqueimmortel Youre awesome like always Blitzy blitzorodeo @megan25gothiqueimmortel 😍😍😍 yes i am good thanks 😋💖💕❤️

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blitzorodeo

Watching my favorite movie with my horse!!

#movienight🥺 #spiritismyfavmovie

blitzorodeo Maxipad and i can’t get enough of these lil iced bitches 🥰😛😋 BTdubs i renamed my horse to maxipad dont flame me 🔥🔥🔥 #icedcofee #mmmmiloveicedcoffee #donttslktomebeforeihavemycoffree

markzillow655 I feel like Blitz put some drugs in that drink blitzorodeo @markzillow655 its just iced coffee 😬

janegumball What name is on your horse’s birth certificate? blitzorodeo @janegumball 😳 thats a secret 😗❤️

watsurdamage dont tslk to me before i have my coffree probablyfakeblonde @watsurdamage leave him alone, he just wants to enjoy time with his horse watsurdamage @probablyfakeblonde what horse blitzorodeo @probablyfakeblonde 😔

21 June 2020

blitzorodeo WENT TO THE MOOOOVVVIIIEEESSSS!! 🥴 it was lame, no horses in this movie 😑👎 it suuuuxxxxxxx!!! Anyways my horses new name is nail polish #moxxiehasstinyPP #iatrtheirpopcorm #illreviewthrmovielater

lordskelecat Pics of the horse or it doesn’t exist blitzorodeo @lordskelecat YOU CANT JUST ASK FOR PICS OF MY HORSE!!! DONT FLAME ME!!! 🔥🔥🔥

blitzorodeo Throw back to last years halloween costume!!! My horse Latex glove said i should post it :0) Oh yea my horses new name is latex glove #iusedlotsofmakeuponmyhorns #andotherplaces;) #donthugmeillloosemymakeuponyou

akira282006 Isn't it in those clothes that blitzo appears in a Hazbin hotel scene?. By the way great costume👌 blitzorodeo @akira282006 i had to look fancy at the stufio 😎

markzillow655 That is awesome looking ngl blitzorodeo @markzillow655 😎🔥

22 June 2020

blitzorodeo My horse and i found this in Moxxies closet! LOOOL!!! Im pretty sure moxxie cant pull it off like Tupperware can. My horses new name is tupperware BTW🥺😎👍❤️ #bigdickenergyproblemslol #myjorsesnsmeistupperware #stolaseatmyass

radio_demon_husk He wouldn’t know about virginity after all he did sleep with stolas blitzorodeo @radio_demon_husk who the fuck is stolas

yaelgilbert He low-key kinda hot tho. blitzorodeo @yaelgilbert 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

blitzorodeo GOD DAMN IT!! They gave me fucking HOT COFFEE!! 👿🔥 this is bullshit im about to to full karen on their asses!! BTdubs, my horses name is ICED COFFEE WHICH IS WHAT I WANTED!!! #bullshitbullshitbullshitbullshitbullshitbullshit!!!!

hellishgirly34 Do you like Moxxie xD? Spit the tea! blitzorodeo @licoholics nah he’s stinky.

23 June 2020

blitzorodeo Having my hotdog that my horse recommended. This guy wont stop talking to me. I changed my horses name to keystroke #thightuesday❤️😈 #hotdogtimeisagoodtime

yaelgilbert You gonna slurp that mustered off your lap or can I? blitzorodeo @yaelgilbert I want a happy meal first

blitzorodeo In a meeting rn, i love these filters LOL! My horse chose this filter :0) Their name is now snimmer~ #moxxieisatotalbabe #thattaghas100+onit #proovesmoxxieisbaby #:)😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

janegumball Snimmer is a dumb name 👎 blitzorodeo @janegumball 🔥👿👎🔥

blitzorodeo Feeling cute today, calling my horse on an old clamshell phone! 😈❤️🌟#foundthisoldshotinaboxlol #missusingmyclalmshells

daddy_hoothoot My eyes have been blessed to see my dear Blitzy like this! You’re always so adorable.

bryan_fedrix what's the horse's name now? blitzorodeo @bryan_fedrix THANK YOU FOR ASKING, the name is shrinkwrap

25 June 2020

daddy_hoothoot Octavia said I needed an instagram account and surprised me this morning. Am I doing this right? #nofilter #wokeuplikethis

blitzorodeo 👎 daddy_hoothoot @blitzorodeo Oh, Blitzy, you know you love seeing this in the morning❤️❤️❤️ blitzorodeo @daddy_hoothoot 😔 not a horse

blitzorodeo 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

edwar_17_art Birb father daddy_hoothoot @edwar_17_art I’m not quite sure what a “birb” is but I am indeed a father. And a very proud one at that.

boiled_trash Daddy hoot hoot? Can you be my daddy~? daddy_hoothoot @boiled_trash I’m sorry, I already have a daughter

blitzorodeo Stolas came over and asked for my horse cook but snowcone (my horse) isn’t interested. 🥴👿😑

blitzorodeo BTW my horse is a master chef 🔥

daddy_hoothoot My, what a lovely pair of legs those are!

blitzorodeo At the pool with my horse! We both have pool floaties we stole from some kid together 🥺🔥😈

daddy_hoothoot Oh! You’re in the pool? blitzorodeo @daddy_hoothoot ................................. no........................... boiled_trash @karlaanimatesyt stolas is bout to join him karlaanimatesyt @boiled_trash Not it I get there first and stop him! 🤠 It’s our job to protect blitzo >:0!! blitzorodeo @karlaanimatesyt finally i have a human shield jaquiialeworld @daddy_hoothoot Stolas, I know how to make blitzo surrender to you, give him a horse blitzorodeo @jaquiialeworld i already have a horse 👎

wolf.nerd.geek Also Blitzo is so cute that face he is making can you send me a link to this pic please blitzorodeo @wolf.nerd.geek this is my selfie 😑🔥

thorns521 How do you feel about Stolas’s new account Blitzø? blitzorodeo @thorns521 I can never post a thigh pic again... daddy_hoothoot @blitzorodeo Don’t let me get in the way of you showing the world those hot thighs 😉

vinfer8 Who took the picture? 🤔 blitzorodeo @vinfer8 obviously my horse

boiled_trash What does your horse’s pool float look like? blitzorodeo @boiled_trash looks like a dragon 🐉

karlaanimatesyt Wow.... :0 What’s your horses name today? :D I’m interested!! blitzorodeo @karlaanimatesyt pool noodle 😎

nightmurr 🥺💕 you have such a cute little smile i- blitzorodeo @nightmurr 😎

princess_.ee Whats your horses name? blitzorodeo @princess_.ee FINALLY SOMEONE ASSKKED. Its Noodle, pool noodle

26 June 2020

daddy_hoothoot I spy a cutie 😈🥰 @blitzorodeo

pipunpkin i spy a SIMP daddy_hoothoot @pipunpkin If a “SIMP” means Sexy Imp then yes

watsurdamage Suspiciously with no horse... 👀 blitzorodeo @watsurdamage he went to use the bathroom obviously watsurdamage @blitzorodeo obviously boiled_trash @blitzorodeo where’s his pool float then??? watsurdamage @boiled_trash @blitzorodeo I think they’ve got you there blitz daddy_hoothoot @watsurdamage no one needs to pick on my Blitzy. If he says there was a horse there, there was a horse there.

blitzorodeo New icon fr da newme (My horse, typo, wrote that for me)

daddy_hoothoot 😘

maro.drawings blitzo your photos are always beautiful 👌💖 but I need to ask you something .... how much does a domicile murder cost? blitzorodeo @maro.drawings you have to get a consultation if you want a priiicceeeee 🔥

blitzorodeo So.. Remember, bushes are great places to hide... my horse, dixxie cup, hid in the bush next to me #hidingforgoodreasonslol #itskindafunnybutalsonotbecauseimstuckinabush #updatelateronthebushsituation

daddy_hoothoot Oh dear

janegumball Dixie Cup is a dumb dumb name 👎 horse name 0/10 blitzorodeo @janegumball DONT FLAME MEEEEE!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

sirnasteryg87 is your horse okay? (´；д；`) blitzorodeo @sirnasteryg87 dixie cup is doin just fine, were both hiding in the

27 June 2020

blitzorodeo ok update, I was able to escape the bushes and I got an iced coffee, I'm fine looooool. My horse (named latex glove) also got one too. I think we'll come here more often to get coffeeeee #tastyasfuckman #iloveicedcoffeeitstasty

daddy_hoothoot Hope you’re enjoying the living world, Blitzy! Can’t wait to see you when you get back! blitzorodeo @daddy_hoothoot yea yea....

maichyartnoodles You look like you are doing an Ahegao, wtf?! blitzorodeo @maichyartnoodles weeb

thesydinator Just add some beta blockers with that iced coffee, and bam: you’re completely hammered blitzorodeo @thesydinator now THAT sounds like an idea 😎😎😍😍

ant_arts_entertainment I love horses blitzorodeo @ant_arts_entertainment this guy gets me

king_leb72 Damn why were you in the bushes blitzorodeo @king_leb72 i have my motives, im a pro

blitzorodeo This is the piñata that reminded me of moxxie LOL. Tortilla chip (my horse) said to give it to mills, I think she’d love it 🤣😈

daddy_hoothoot It’s cute but not quite as cute as a certain imp I know 😏 😈 angelmadefromhell @daddy_hoothoot Moxxie? daddy_hoothoot @angelmadefromhell Which one of the little ones are they? blitzorodeo @daddy_hoothoot Just remember our agreement and you can call me whatever you want... ill see you at 8 daddy_hoothoot @blitzorodeo Can’t wait! 😘

janegumball You took my name suggestion. If you change it again I’m afraid I’m gonna have to report your account. blitzorodeo @janegumball wtffff!!!!!

daddy_hoothoot Had myself a bit of a spook. Still not quite used to this phone. #dadprobs 🦉

blitzorodeo Use a filter daddy_hoothoot @blitzorodeo I’ll keep that in mind for next time

hellishgirly34 Stolas, why Blitzo was hiding in a bush? daddy_hoothoot @bluepatata I’m not quite sure. I tried to call him but he didn’t pick up.

daddy_hoothoot Got to spend the day with Octavia. 💖🖤#prouddad #saturdaysaremadefordads

ballora_x Wait, I have a good question, how can you're daughter hear everything in the Headsets wale she doesn't have ears? daddy_hoothoot @ballora_x we’re in Hell, dear. Living world logic doesn’t apply.

ricardo_silis_garcia_ I came to ask for your daughter's hand daddy_hoothoot @ricardo_silis_garcia_ not my hand to give. Besides she’s far too young for matrimony.

28 June 2020

blitzorodeo I drew a picture of msyulef as a horse :) im such a a creative guy!! my given horse name from my horse (Renamed to flavor dust) is blitzo2. if you translate it it's whIIIINNENEEE nay bRRRRRR HEEERRGH. #whatsyourhorsiename #stolasdontotinteract

blitzorodeo Im such a good artist boiled_trash @blitzorodeo you’re not a good artist, you’re an amazing one! blitzorodeo @boiled_trash 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍YOURE 👏 RIGHT👏👏👏

daddy_hoothoot You’re always so talented with your hands, Blitzy!

sugar.weaver My horse name is Tiny Whore - or Horse... I'm not fluent yet and they're pretty similar sounds... In horse that's PBBBF.. NNNEEHHHHHEH BPFF! BPFF! (The exclamation points are important to the translation) blitzorodeo @sugar.weaver i liked this 3 times. Your horse name is perfect PBBBF NNNNNEEEHHHEH BPPFF BPFFF, fucking amazing sugar.weaver @blitzorodeo Thank you so much, whIIIIINNENEEE nay bRRRRRR HEEERRGH, but you forgot my exclamation points and called me Clammy Ankles 😔😔😔 blitzorodeo @sugar.weaver i was being informal but ill remember next time 😔

momgimmeoreo How did you learn how to draw, Blitz? blitzorodeo @momgimmeoreo im just talented

beetle.ghosts omg you're so talented blitzorodeo @beetle.ghosts ❤️❤️❤️😍❤️😍❤️❤️❤️😍😍❤️❤️😍😍

andonijean Oh wow! This is a piece of art! I'll give you one hundred of apples for it~ blitzorodeo @andonijean WOW GIMMUE APPLE

aateabee Gosh, I wish my art was as good as yours, Blitzo. I feel unworthy when I look at your art. blitzorodeo @aateabee ❤️😎❤️😎❤️😎❤️😎❤️😎😎😎

aitesound666 I Love you art，will you draw moxxie as a horse? blitzorodeo @aitesound666 i should....!!!!!

karlaanimatesyt Blitzo! >:0 I LOVE YOUR ART, YOU ARE SUCH A GODDESS! Will you ever do more art? :D I would love to see some more! blitzorodeo @karlaanimatesyt wow.... yes... ill post more art 😍😍❤️😍❤️

boiled_trash Love your art, Blitzo! Have you considered doing commissions? blitzorodeo @boiled_trash im thinjing of opening them soon :)

kaldraws8280 Oh you should hang it on moxxies fridge! I bet hed love it! blitzorodeo @kaldraws8280 hed better....

leoleochleoleo you draw yourself as a horse because you like to lay on your fours for the old owl 7u7? blitzorodeo @leoleochleoleo FIRST OF ALL. Im a top, and second, i draw myself as a horse because its my SPIRIT animal >:(

blitzorodeo Some requests!! You guys really like my art 😋 i worked really hard on moxxies horsiebdrawing. He doesnt HAVE a horse name. Its just moxxie. My red crayon ran out i only had blue dont flame me preps

daddy_hoothoot 💖💖💖💖💖💖🥺!!! blitzorodeo @daddy_hoothoot its from that time you choked on a rat bone 🦴 daddy_hoothoot @blitzorodeo I still absolutely adore it! daddy_hoothoot @blitzorodeo There’s only one bone I enjoy choking on 😏 blitzorodeo @daddy_hoothoot STOLAS

megadoomed Do you take constructive criticism blitzorodeo @megadoomed no

nightmurr AN ART GOD 😳😳 blitzorodeo @nightmurr 😎🔥 i am really good at art

aitesound666 I think you deserve this 🙌🙌👏👏👏 blitzorodeo @aitesound666 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

useful.crew.too Your drawings and pictures bring me such joy!! blitzorodeo @useful.crew.too 😍❤️

mr_unknown15632 Your art work is amazing not gonna lie, the second drawing looks exactly like moxxie blitzorodeo @mr_unknown15632 doesnt it??????? 🙌🙌🙌

whereareallmyenchiladas honestly at this point put “artist” in ur bio🥺 ur art is way too good to not be recognized blitzorodeo @whereareallmyenchiladas so right

29 June 2020

blitzorodeo My horse, who i renamed to smart phone, said I should wear sunglasses. I trust my horses opinion :} #sunglassesonfunsout #ifuckinglovewearingsunglassesyoucantseewhatimthinking #galaxybrainzriseup

bootyprince damn u single bb? blitzorodeo @bootyprince always up for a good time 😎

aateabee Where’d you get the glasses from? I’d really like a pair like that! blitzorodeo @aateabee at my local sunglasses hut

blitzorodeo stolas sent me this picture earlier... not sure what he was trying to do but i think the camera went off after he posed.

daddy_hoothoot Oh! This is embarrassing. blitzorodeo @daddy_hoothoot 🤧

bootyprince send him one back blitzorodeo @bootyprince maybe i will....... blitzorodeo @blitzorodeo NOT daddy_hoothoot @blitzorodeo 🥺

blitzorodeo just saw Antz... Z reminds me WAAYYY too much of Moxxie... #pleaseshutuppleaseshutup

daddy_hoothoot I always feel amazing after a good preening 🦉❤️ #fluffyisthebest

blitzorodeo I came back for my left glove thats all 🔥🔥 daddy_hoothoot @blitzorodeo If you want to come by for the other one, we can watch one of those horse movies you enjoy 🐴

blitzorodeo @daddy_hoothoot ............... spirit........ ill bring my VHS but NOTHING FUNNY daddy_hoothoot @blitzorodeo I’ll get popcorn!

30 June 2020

daddy_hoothoot Movie night with Blitzy! 😈🦉🍿

blitzorodeo SPIRIT IS A VERY EMOTIONAL MOVIE

deparkjimin COUPLE GOALS.! They should get married now.❤️❤️❤️ blitzorodeo @deparkjimin we are NOT A couple! saquesealchingada @blitzorodeo That's what everyone says, what do you say Stolas? daddy_hoothoot @saquesealchingada I... It’s complicated

leoleochleoleo I thought that old man didn't know how to use netflix 0: daddy_hoothoot @leoleochleoleo Blitzy brought a VHS

mistress_of_insanity Are ya watchin' porn or somethin'? 👀🔥 blitzorodeo @mistress_of_insanity 👎👎👎👎👎 NO ITS SPIRIT

natycolrange OhHH we can Finaly see the Horse!! 🌟🌟 blitzorodeo @natycolrange its just a horse figurine, my horse went to the shitter

blitzorodeo I went to Mcdonalds and Mccucked this human womans wife lol. My horse said it was my charms and my daddy fingers. too bad I'm wild and free babybeeee #ihadamcflurryandlarrrggeeefries #cantfuckintamemeimfree #likespiritthehorse

daddy_hoothoot Oh...

trysteropup Need an imp with daddy fingers in my life blitzorodeo @trysteropup this is my absolute favorite comment

mr_unknown15632 My main question is, what’s your horses name? blitzorodeo @mr_unknown15632 THANK YIU FOR ASKINGGGG!!! Thr name is flame proof, cuz nobody can burn this biatch

hat_flap Hey Daddy Finger blitzorodeo @hat_flap hey baby maker

yaelgilbert At least return her horse frame to her. blitzorodeo @yaelgilbert NO.

probablyfakeblonde STOP STEALING MY SHIT!!! YOULL NEVER BE LIKE SPIRIT blitzorodeo @probablyfakeblonde DONT FLAME ME JUST CUZ I HAVE DADDY FINGERS AND YOU DONT! watsurdamage @blitzorodeo @probablyfakeblonde I mean he’s right blitzorodeo @watsurdamage @probablyfakeblonde cucked again probablyfakeblonde @watsurdamage @blitzorodeo honey please don’t do this, he’s already stolen my beautiful framed horse picture, I can’t lose you too 🥺 blitzorodeo @probablyfakeblonde its mine now, and im wild and free, cant tame me watsurdamage @blitzorodeo @probablyfakeblonde you heard him, like Miley he can’t be tamed

daddy_hoothoot A pleasant afternoon tea with my wife 😢

daddy_hoothoot Sorry, I meant to put 😌

aitesound666 Ok，a question。Who took the picture?😮 daddy_hoothoot @aitesound666 Butler

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blitzorodeo I tried animating and it’s sucks

janegumball Everyone in the comments is trying to spare your feelings, and you know it blitzorodeo @janegumball i think ur just jealous thet im amazing

blitzorodeo Loonie and I went out to the city! my horse Dominator got us there! :) #horseinthecityha #betterthanataxiiii #itfuckinfreeeee

daddy_hoothoot How cute, Blitzy! Perhaps someday we can arrange a little play date. I think our daughters would very much enjoy it. blitzorodeo @daddy_hoothoot Loona might be a little too old to do play dates.. daddy_hoothoot @blitzorodeo it’s more of an expression than an actual play date, Blitzy. I simply think they may get along.

bootyprince she looks just like u blitzorodeo @bootyprince the resemblance is uncanine

And that’s all the June posts!!

So! Since this is the first Voxtagram post, lemme include the big ol’ disclaimer that’s going to apply to all of these posts: we don’t yet know how canon these accounts are.

This is why they’re broadly accepted as canon: as far as I have been able to track back (correct me if you know better & have a source!), the first of these accounts, Blitzo’s, was found by fans because Vivzie followed it when it was brand new. Since then, new accounts have been discovered as they follow/interact with each other. Some official artists have interacted “in character” with the accounts. The accounts accurately announced when the “Addict” music video was going to come out, and some art posted before “Addict” used imagery that was also used in the music video. So either the accounts are definitely made by the canon creators or else being made by somebody who’s got inside access to the creators.

But, as far as I have seen, nobody on the Hazbin crew has taken credit for running them. More importantly, nobody has said how canon the blogs are. Maybe every image/word posted by these accounts is 100% accurate/canonical; or maybe the art is canon but the roleplaying in the comments is noncanon goofy fanservice; etc. We don’t know yet. It appears safest to say these accounts are probably mostly canon—but take it with a grain of salt.

So until we’re directly informed how canon the Voxtagram accounts are, Voxtagram posts are going to be tagged “#semi canon” (the same tag I’ll be using for stream transcripts) to indicate that it appears to be info coming from the creators, but it may or may not still be canon/accurate by the time the full shows and comics are released.

[theyanderespecialist]

Cheating 2 (One Shot) Bucky X OC Marie X Steve (1950's AU) (Yandere) (Marvel)

(no one's pov)

Marie was shocked, she didn't know what to say, what she could say..she felt like she was cheating on Bucky when Steve started to come around and make sure she was okay, she never touched him, but she felt an emotional connection. But now..to be held, she was desperate for that. She gripped his hands as she slowly kissed him back, but she didn't know what to think. God.. what if Bucky came home? ....he probably wouldn't even care actually. So there was nothing wrong with this. Steve stayed loyal all this time and never made a move for her sake. Now when he sees her wrong her makes a move and she needed it

(...steve... you're so dead)

(Beyond dead XD)

Marie wrapped her arms around him, pulling him closer to her as she started to cry, not because she was sad, well sad because of the kiss, but because she finally has someone touching her,holding her, letting her know she's important.

(I mean she's like touch starved at this point)

(Yes she is)

(cause like touch starving can take a while but if you are in a relationship with someone, in the same house, and they aren't even paying attention, it can make it worse)

(Yes it can and it also happens in kids who are in abussive house holds they become touch starve for even simple things like hugs. IT is a sad and dangerous case. And we mean could touch like hugs and kisses on head touch starve is not just sexual)

(Yeah like all touch)

(Mmmmhmmm also can happen in infants when they are not skin to skin or neglected without being held as babies. I remember a old video in health class how babies reacted to not getting enough touch or attention. It is terrible of the psyche.)

He pulls away and wipes those tears away. "It is okay, you are the most important thing in my life." He says. "And I will show you just how much I love you and adore you and how important you are."

He picks her up and carried her up to the master bedroom.

(Oh shit you doing it in their bed XD Bucky wont be happy)

She held onto him as she looked up at him. "i-I ..I've only done this once.. I-I'm sorry if I'm not any good--"

"hey don't talk like that." He kisses her. "Actually you will be my first." He says blushing. "I just it did not feel right the idea of making love with someone I did not truly love."

(UGH!!!! Steve XD Why does your name have to be Steve if it was not I be all over that ass XD)

She looked at him for a moment as she smiled at him. "Steve..oh steve." She muttered as she gave a smile touching the side of his face. "How long?" She asked.

(Yeah how long you been thinking about stealing your best friends girl? I mean part of it because romance the other part she has literally no self love anymore and needs it)

"Since the day I met you, I know it is corny but I believe it was love at first sight, but I was not good enough for you, I was weak and wimpy and could not give you the life you deserved. It killed me to stand next to my best friend as his best man and watch the woman I love Marry him." He says kissing down her neck. "I won't make the same mistake twice. I am not loosing you again."

"steve.. when you came the first time, before the serum, I.. I still I had feelings for you..you were never wimpy, you fought even when you couldn't win them.." she muttered softly as she smiled.

He laid his head on her chest and smiled. "I wanted to give you the world..." He says. "But if I had been a man I could given you not the world but what you needed, love, adoration, loyalty and a family. I want to correct that mistake, only if you want me to."

She looked down at him, her hands now running through his hair. "I want you too..I need it Steve." She said softly

"I will give it all and more." He promises sealing it with a kiss and they began to make out heatedly.

He held her close as her hands untied her robe that she was wearing, pulling it off as she kicked it off the bed, not really caring if where it would land, and it end up landing right on the wedding photo of her and Bucky before he left. He kisses down her chest and takes a nipple in her mouth making her moan loudly and he moved one hand down to rub her clit.

She moaned as her hips moved to meet his hand as she gripped the sides of the bed. There was something so wrong about doing this in her and her husband's bed.. but she really didn't care as she arched into Steve.

(uh yeah lady, something super wrong.)

(Yeah I just cant put my finger on it. XD Is it the little red dot on steves head? Or the guy watching from the rooftop across the way or the fact that their is a microchip in your skin XD Something is wrong XD)

(Your husband, who was tortured and lost an arm, who was thought to be dead but was alive, comes back...and youre having sex..not with a stranger..but his best friend (and target))

(XD Oh that XD Yeah that too XD)

(I mean all of thkse are also valid just ...moan out how he's better than bucky why don't you)

(Yeah also do it near the microphone in the wall so he can really hear it XD Oh god Bucky is going to kill us XD)

(XD he's gonna kill you, not me xD but...death would be better)

\

(He is going to fuck you until you can never walk again then take you to a hydra base and never let you see the daylight again while he continues to fuck you until you are filled with his seed XD That is his next mission BABIES XD me I be dead in a ditch rotting while you live a life of making super soldier babies XD)

(Uh...I'll take death is death still on the table?)

(Maybe... if you egg him on enough XD)

Steve smiles in the kiss and slowly slips a finger in making her moan louder and start riding that one finger wanting more.

(I mean I'd have to find a time I WASN'T pregnant Which.. Is never in that scenario)

(Welp you are going be a baby making machine and Bucky will breed you three ways to sunday XD)

(do I at least get the weekends off?)

\

(Hmmmm I think that could be negotiated XD)

She kissed his again as she as waited for him to add the second, which he quickly did as she moaned, this went on for a while until she started whining.

"C-Come on Steve..p-please.." she asked softly as he looked at her and smiled as he kissed her once more as he started pushing in as she moaned.

"Oh god..it feels so good..you already feel so much better than bucky."

(And xD she did it mate. Like...ouch. steve hasn't even done anything and he already feels better than Bucky)

(XD She did he dead XD He deader than dead XD He drop dead burried eight feet XD)

"y-you know steve.. I-I don't want you to pull out. I-I want you and I to start a family"

(just to make it worse

(again....in her and her HUSBAND'S bed)

(XD You might be dead before baby making XD you keep that up XD)

(Hey I'm touch starved, I was vunrable Steve took advantage)

(Damn XD Selling Steve down the river XD)

They continue like this and Steve lined up no condom on and no plans to stop until she was pregnant.

(And another breeder -.- the army be giving these guys something fishy XD)

She smiled at him as he pushed into her as she let out a moan as her hands shoot out, wrapping around Steve.

"D-Do I feel good?" She asked

(praise her. She deserves it Steve. I don't know why she does, but she does)

(She waited over a year for it she deserves it XD)

"You feel so wonderful~" He purrs. "Better than I ever imagined."

She let out a small, happy moan as she smiled. "I-imagined huh? You think about it a lot?" She teased

(all must give at least 3 praises for praise kink Marie.)

(all hail praise Kink Marie! XD)

"Yes every day since I met you imagine how you feel milking me dry and filling you up with my seed how pretty you look all hot and sweaty under me." He says. "They can never compare to the real thing."

She blushed bit the smile on her face and the pure happiness in her eyes it was something Steve hadn't seen for over a year.

(Awwww)

(So damn sweet!)

He kisses her deeply. "There it is~" He says. "That perfect smile that makes my stomach do flip flops every time I see it."

(Oh god steve you sweetheart! Cinnamon roll)

She blushed darkly as she moaned when he thrust gently, it was..sweet. she covered her face at his words, yet even her ears were red, and she could try and hide it..but her smile was so big, he could see behind her hands. He grins kissing her face all over and then they started to fuck and oh did they fuck he kept praising her and she felt more love than any other time in her life. They both came together and then Steve smiles until he sees a red sniper light on the wall. He pulls Marie to the floor right when a bullet goes into the house.