#it just aint fair!

[cocoagoddess331]

I seem okay, but I really need to be in the middle of the forest bouncing on some divine d@3k! Universe, I am a GODDESS for fucks sake. Where is my love?! 😩😭

[blamemma]

interesting to me as well to return to the fact that max had to perform 'community service' for swearing, but charles got off free of any charges. who is gunna be ur officer of consistency mbs, because what is allowed and what isn't allowed better be made clear and enforced across the board, especially if the threat of points and suspension come into play.

[chelleisamazing]

I was just fooling around on my phone and decided to do this bc why the hell not but now I want to scream into a pillow because omfg--

[elkkiel]

I find it funny when metal elitists try to diss ST by calling it pop music (omg is that imagine dragons :0)

like, metal gatekeeper incorrectly assigns a genre to a particular artist or band, then insists they're an infallible source of knowledge and authority within their preferred genre. brother you apparently can't even differentiate alt metal from top 40 radio music. what makes you think I trust your opinion on anything?

[aceyanaheim]

NO SHUT UP ATHENA MATCHING TELEMACHUS' MELODY FROM I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER

[aesthetic-watermelon]

What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what teh fuck what the fuck what the fuck whatthe fuckwhat thefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatd6fwgwyuivfbincdjawvefjaksdcn

[fishyvamp]

The killers and survivors are from totally different times, so like, in the fog, Joey could totally be dating someone from 2024, meanwhile he's from around '90s

So if they're the same age, they absolutely wouldn't get each other sometimes

"Why's he so cringe?"

"Babe what does that even mean?"

"... skippidi toilet is going to melt your brain"

Or they talk about some huge world event meanwhile he's just, again, "baby what are you talking about?" "Oh right, the 2008 stock market crash hasn't happened yet" "I thought the world would end by 2000..." "Did you see the moon landing live on TV?" "I'm not that old!"

And best of all S/O can call him old. Doesn't matter if they're around the same age, he doesn't get their references, his referencesbare dated, he's old now

I audibly laughed at the thought of saying "lvl 3 gyatt, he thiccc with three C's Fr fr." As Joey walks by and he turns around going what the fuck did you just say? But he'll be talking with Frank who's showing off his new cosmetic courtesy of the entity and he'll be like "lookin hella dope there my guy." And you just look over shake your head and go, "it's giving negative aura." Both of them just confused at what the fuck you just said.

Imagine an evening where you and the other legion members are chilling and drinking at the bar in Ormond you and Joey are talking about life outside the realm and he just casually drops, "there was this totally bodacious Pizza Joint just down the road..." He can't even finish his sentence without you laughing at the word. "Bodacious, okay boomer." He just starts poorly using 2020s slang making sure to use it as poorly as possible.

Eventually after teasing you and practically pinning you to the bar. He'll whisper in your ear, "If I am an old man then I outta discipline you like one, the blatant disrespect coming from your pie hole is unacceptable."

[ectonurites]

soooo funny when facebook memories brings up old videos of me in acapella groups. i was not good at being in acapella groups not because i was bad at singing (i have trophies that strongly suggest otherwise) but rather because i was so bad at blending. like bitch ur supposed to be doing the alto beep bop background part without any real words why are u somehow louder than the soloist who has a microphone

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Watching my brother play magneto is a new type of attuned torture i think

[sassyandclassy94]

Again, no thoughts, just… ✨Jack Mulhern✨

[snarltoothed]

i genuinely hurt my mother’s feelings the other day by saying something i thought was just like a well-known fact about her personality and i feel a little bit guilty but she’s always been hyper-critical of the way i interact with other people and frequently tells me how i am bad and wrong and really difficult to enjoy talking to or being around so like… i’m not apologizing. if she feels guilty and bad about herself as a person because i casually mentioned how she’s not the most emotionally supportive person in the world… well so be it. i didn’t say anything untrue or even attach any moral value to being an emotionally supportive person or not. she attaches moral value to how appropriately i am able to engage in small talk… she’ll live

[princeofuchiha]

Listen I get this is like. Not super relevant to most of the fics I'm refering to. But it's a thought I have every time I read one of those modern au gen-fics that are like. "Kakashi adopts Sasuke / Naruto / Gaara" that were really popular on fanfic.net in like ~2010. I love them. They're so interesting / low stakes. Very fluff and hurt/comfort filled. But the question that lingers in the back of my mind every time is. In 99% of these fics they love saying his parents died in a car crash which like. Okay do what you do, works great to get the plot rolling. But like. They never mention where Itachi is. And I kind of am so curious...? Because like. If Sasuke is standardly like 5 in these fics. Itachi is like 10 / 11. With no criminal background (I would think) due to it being in the modern era + the car crash. Super not being his fault. And I just. Even if they don't want him in the fic they're writing I get it. Not the story they want to write, fair. But like. On a personal level I'm always so curious what happened to him. And whether he's okay.

[esoraluco]

self indulgent crossovers- spamblue in the style of my fav series! su, spyro (reignited in this case), and 2hu 💖💖💖

[georgefarber]

i really need a day where i can just go outside and stay outside and enjoy the city without feeling like the world is trying to swallow me whole and without being haunted by every block i walk and every corner i turn

[theramblingsofadork]

⭐️ So, uh, major spoilers for my OC lore here, but I was thinking all of last night why I wanted to do my Starpoint Squad AU in the first place. My ways the story could go have been running all over the place, and I needed to pin down what it’s purpose was to recenter my focus.

I thought I’d share my thoughts with all of you so I can get you all on the same page on what you can expect to see here. (I’m realizing that my lack of explaining and vague lore drops might be giving people an unrealistic expectation as to what to expect here. .w.;)

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So, in my OC Rivet’s canon story, she loses everything. Her home, her parents, her brother, and Starline— who does not change his ways— makes things worse by becoming exceedingly twisted until he meets his intended fate.

She gets no real happy ending. Doomed to lose or be betrayed by all she loves.

On the other end of the spectrum, canonically, Starline fails to gain everything he wanted and worked towards, and loses even more by not being able to let go. He’s made a fool of multiple times throughout the comics, and (imo) goes out with a whimper.

The more I think about the AU, the less it makes sense regarding the two’s individual stories. But, together.. at the end of the day, I just want them both to be happy. I want there to be a universe where both can thrive and survive and not be completely awful or miserable people.

Where Starline gets the recognition, support and love he desires, and where Rivet is able to save at least one person she cares about. Where the both of them can have a support network through the Starpoint Squad, and where things aren’t completely horrible.

That, in essence, is what this AU is about.

Friendship, redemption, and warm and happier endings. It still has sadness and angst, but it’s not permanent. It’s not as destructive to either of their characters to where they dive past the point of no return.

So yes, Starline might be kind of OOC in this one. Or at the very least, only have his Metal Virus/Bad Guys personality. It’s gonna be heavy on relationship and reconciliation, and even though canon characters will be involved, it’s more of a OC centered story.

I realize this won’t be everyone’s cup of tea, and it’s okay if people skip out because of it. I have to accept that I can’t make everyone happy, being 100% canon compliant is only going to cause me more exhausting headache, and at the end of the day, I just need to write the story I want to make and have fun.

Hope that clears things up, and thank you for reading. 💖