#it is such a hilarious mental image to me

[cherrygarcia-07]

I like picturing Spencer Reid in silly, ridiculous little scenarios.

I had the hilarious mental image of Spencer having a girlfriend who makes him watch Glee with her. He would pretend to hate it but lowkey secretly be feeding on the drama, but he totally would point out every illegal/morally grey thing that happens that characters get away with (Will planting drugs in a students locker, Rachel sending someone to a crackhouse etc.)

Him and his girlfriend would be lounging in the apartment, sitting in a comfortable silence as they just co exist together. Spencer would be pouring over a crossword book or reading a stack of books when his girlfriend would suddenly perk up, straightening in her seat with a glimmer in her eye.

‘Blaine singing It’s Not Right But It’s Okay.’ She would say. Spencer would sigh, deep and heavy, pinching the bridge of his nose, ‘season 3, episode 17 titled Dance With Somebody’ he would say monotonously. It’s a game she’d play with him often, finding the idea of filling his genius brain with Glee songs of all things absolutely hilarious. ‘Come on, what else is an eidetic memory good for?’ She’d tease. ‘Oh, certainly not this.’ He’d say back, hiding a smile as he’d shake his head and pretend to be bothered.

I think it would be funny if he was in the bar or something with the team at a quiz night and he’d shock them all by getting a round on guessing pop music correct, because we all know he doesn’t touch that stuff with a 10 foot pole if he can help it. When they’d question him about it he’d shrug and absentmindedly say ‘it was on Glee’ because OF COURSE his ass would become one of those people- he just can’t help make it known when he knows something! This obviously would lead to way more questions and teasing and shocked laughter and I think it would be even funnier if the team didn’t know he had a girlfriend and he had to scramble for a reason as to why on earth he would be watching GLEE.

Also the idea of them just sat on the couch watching glee and his girlfriend tilting her head and saying ‘don’t you think Sue Sylvester kind of looks like your mom?’ just makes me chuckle.

[allthemidnightmemories]

where oh where can I read this ben vs the camera in the tent story

ben tells it in the attila recap episode of the severance podcast! it’s incredibly funny to hear him tell it (if you listen to it, he starts telling the story at timestamp 46:04) but i included the transcript of it below because everyone needs to know this story 😂

Stiller: “Jessica, our cinematographer, said to me, ‘I think maybe you should operate the camera for this scene, because it’s gonna be very intimate and close, and you’re gonna know what you want, and it’s gonna be hand-held, so you should get in there and kind of do it that way for the actors.’ What did you think?”

Scott: “When you told us ‘it’s just going to be the three of us in there,’ it was a relief, because love scenes are always awkward, but that made it just easier and just less to worry about.”

Stiller: “I go in there with the camera, and you guys are there on the mattress, and it’s just the light from the heater, and it’s really beautiful. The shot’s beautiful, and…I’m starting to move around, trying to be motivated by what I’m seeing in the scene, and then I want to go in closer, and I go in closer, and I’m stepping forward, and I step on the air mattress, and I literally fall on top of the two of you with my camera.”

Scott: “To paint the picture a little bit, I was laying down and Britt was on top of me at this point, and suddenly she just falls right on top of me, and Ben is on top of her, and the three of us are in a pile suddenly.”

Stiller: “It was so ridiculous. here I am trying to be Mr. Cool Director Guy, and I’ve just become Clutsy Ben, falling on top of two actors. It was so embarrassing.”

Scott: “Honestly, it felt like something from a Ben Stiller movie.”

[starry-bi-sky]

danyal al ghul memes because i don't think i've done those yet for this au.

(the jason one is in reference to the fanon headcanon/au that Jason and Damian potentially knew each other and interacted while jason was in the league. I've thought about it before in context of this au, but haven't thought about it enough to feel inspired or motivated to make a post exploring the idea)

(diablito means, as you can guess, 'little devil'. while i'm neutral to latino jason, i think the nickname is cute as fuck and was danny's main nickname from Jason. i don't wanna touch that timeline so im not gonna decide how old they were when Jason was there.)

Skulker: i am the ghost zone's greatest hunter! i capture and hunt creatures both rare and dangerous. Danyal: a poacher?? you're a poacher?? you poach animals??Skulker:...i sense i've made a mistake of some kind.

anyways that was the day that Skulker cemented himself as Danny's no.1 opp, and still remains there to this day even if he and Vlad are both viciously fighting for second. Out of everyone in the the AP rogues gallery, Skulker will be the first to be thrown under the bus in terms of 'o shit here comes phantom fucking RUN'.

[melkor-did-nothing-wrong]

Soooo if we operate under the assumption that they circulated any form of currency... do we think that Utumno/Angband coins had Melkor's face on them, on account of him being the ruler orrrrrr...?

[ahopefulbromantic]

Broke: pork is forbidden by the Law because of the symbolism related to the cultural significance of pigs in the time and place and society ancient Israelites lived in

Woke: pork is forbidden by the Law because the pigs in that region were sick with a contagious disease and Israelites didn't know about microbes back then so God had to save them somehow

Bespoke: pork is forbidden by the Law because Jesus as a human didn't like the taste of pork so His Father who loved Him very much made sure He will never have to taste it ever

[ancha-aus]

RealAgeAu Drabble - The Gang

Hello! I am back because I had an idea! And so I must WRITE! @spotaus Hope you ready friend :3

It is a feel good one! :D

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Horror carefully grabs the bowls and moves them to the sink as Killer and Cross go off to continue clearing their new area. Dust should still be in their nest as it is his rest day today.

Crop joins him in cleaning up the table. Horror shoots him a look "You are a guest." and he gives him a pointed look.

Crop just grins back "Oh you know! Small town politeness!" and he grabs the towel, clearing appointing himself drying duty.

Horror grins as he turns slightly "What do you say Nightmare?"

Nightmare stands wiht his arms crossed by the table. trying his best to look angry but Horror just thinks he is pouting.

Nightmare huffs as he looks down and mutters "I am perfe-ctle able to help dry." he glares harder as he tripped slightly over his words.

Horror chuckles and gently nudges him out of the room "Or. You could go outside with your book? Enjoy the sun as you read and keep an socket on Killer and Cross."

Nightmare frowns at him. Horror knows he isn't exactle being subtle but they don't need to be. Nightmare needs to relax and enjoy his second chance at a childhood.

Nightmare glances at the sink for a moment before nodding and leaving the kitchen. Horror listens for a moment and hears more shuffles before the frontdoor closes.

Horror nods and turns back to the sink and sees Crop's looking curiously.

Horror raises a brow but joins his side and the two start on the chore. Horror starts with soaping up the dishes "Still think that as guest you should relax."

Crop shrugs as he waits his turn to dry "I like helping."

Horror chuckles "And we are still very thankful... let us know how to repay you."

Crop waves it off as he leans back against the counter. Horror shoots him a glance and sees that Crop seems to debate something with himself. Horror just continiues washing the dishes.

"I did... wonder something..."

Horror hums and tilts his skull as he waits.

Crop seems to consider how to ask it before turning to Horror "Nightmare is... very helpful."

Horror chuckles "That is the right word alright. Wants to help with everything." the little perfectionist. Of course it isn't that surprising.

Crop rubs his cheek "Well... I mean... I was wondering... Was he... like that... before? When he was still... big?"

Horror blinks as he looks at Crop for a moment before nodding "Well, yeah." and he continues washing the dishes.

Crop blinks and stares "seriously? But everyone always spoke about well... you know..."

Horror raises a brow at his friend and grins "That he is someone who spreads negativity and only cares about that?"

Crop cringes and shrugs "I didn't mean it like that..."

horror nods "I know."

Crop glares at him and hfufs "How any of them can think you are the most mature is beyond me."

Horror chuckles "Has a lot to do with how i was introduced." the original meeting with Crop had after all been much more chaotic and Horror ahd been actively hostile back then. Let his own mischievous side shine more through. Horror still loves jokes and pranks he just knows when to pick his moments, unlike some people.

Crop finishes drying the next few dishes before shooting him a look "Like... introduced? How did you end up working together with them?"

Horror shrugs as he finishes washing the last few things "Same as everyone. Nightmare hired me."

Crop pauses before snorting and laughing "I am sorry. Now whenever i hear nightmare i immediantly see that tiny six year old and they idea of him just standing before you and hiring you like that is real funny."

Horror chuckles and nods "It is rather amusing. Trust me. We did not miss the fact that technically we all agreed to work for a six year old." even when that same six year old was parading around in the adult version of his body. It did explain some of Nightmare curious habbits. The way he would get grumpy if tired or when he was low on magic and negative energy. The way things had to happen in a very specific way or he would just stare at the problem. just a lot of tiny things.

Crop chcukles and looks over "So... what? He realised you were very strong and decided to hire you as muscle?"

Horror grins "Ironically. My role hardly changed between when i was first hired and now."

Crop blinks confused "Waht?"

Horror chuckles and shrugs "I was originally hired to keep an eye on Dust and Killer. So you could say that I was already hired as babysitter to begin with." he snorts at the look Crop sends him.

Crop just gapes at him "seriously?! But... like.. .you are you!" and he waves at him "mega strong and amazing with tracking and traps!"

Horrro shrugs "Nightmare didn't specifically need those things at the time. At the time he needed someone steady to keep the chaos of Killer and dust a bit more contained."

Crop finishes his own task and crosses his arms "really?"

horror nods "It is true. I was surprised myself. But... well... Even if Nightmare had always been a god and while he wasn't used to mortal things and habits..." especially not after being in a fake adult body for 500 years powered by godpowered apples "He isn't afraid to admit he doesn't know things. At least to himself."

Crop just stares at him and Hroror rubs his own neck "Killer was the first one to be recruited. I know that story but it isn't my place to tell. All I can say is that Killer took his role of first follower very seriously. But... well... it isn't an easy job that Killer and Nightmare did and Nightmare was very quickly aware Killer is a mortal."

Crop blinks and gives aslow nod "so he got help?"

Horror nods "exactly. We once asked Nightmare why he picked Dust and Nightmare had just told us that Dust fit the requirements and was willing."

Horror sometimes wonders if Nightmare had asked others before hand. If others had said no and he had just disappeared form their lives. Or if he asked Dust first but had been prepared to just leave if he said no. He never ended up asking him.

Crop gives a slow nod "Still doesn't explain your role."

Hroror grins "Dust and Killer hated one another."

Crop sputters "waht? No way! There is no way. Those two are like this!" he crosses his fingers "You all are!" and he waits.

Horror shrugs "took time. more important, took us all being honest and vulnerable." which none of them enjoyed being at the time. It had all felt too good to be true. Horror knew he sometimes worried that he would have woken up back in his universe, away from his new friends and his brother and world still slowly dying of starvation. Nightmare had offered him a solution in trade for his service, Horror had quickly accepted.

Crop frowns "Like... I know Killer annoys Dust a lot but i mean.. that is more like.. .you know... playground.... boys and girls..."

horror chuckles "you can call it flirting. THough Killer will die before admitting that, he will tell you he is teasing. big difference."

Crop groans as he rubs his face "but how did that came to be? If they hated one another?"

Horror shrugs "both of them reminded each other of themselves. They both hated that. Took a long time of me being there as supervisor and buffer before they started to interact without fighting." both a physical and a metaphorical buffer.

Crop seems to consider this before nodding "I guess that makes sense... And you had the same role when Cross joined?"

Horror shakes his skull "by that time I had already joined Nightmare's normal forces and took pretty much the same job as Dust and Killer had. but by that time we had all learned not to just judge a book by its cover and to respect some boundaries. It was easier when Cross joined because of that." Good to because Cross had been, and still was, a bundle of nerves and anxiety. self doubt if honestly the biggest thing holding him back. If only Cross could see that himself, then Horror doubts there is much in this multiverse that could stop Cross from doing what he wants.

Crop chuckles "All of you had to learn that? YOu seem perfectly fine with interactions."

horror raises a brow at him "First week i stayed in this universe."

Crop's winces and rubs his arm "Yeha okay fair."

horror shakes his skull "I made my own mistakes and am thankful that the others forgave me for. It was a learnign curve for all of us." to be coworkers. to rely on each other. to be friends. To be a team and unit. and now... a family...

Crop nods "well... I can say that you guys are doing great!" he grins "people in town were nervous but they all really like you!"

Horror chcukles "good to hear. and thank you for everything..."

Crop shrugs "don't worry about it." he checks the clock and grins "I will need to go back. need to milk the cows and Betty loves her schedule. If i am late she may come looking for me."

Horror sighs "please don't bring a cow to these grounds..." Hell knows that they all had been assholes enough to joke and prank Cross with those. Before they realised how bad the phobia was. Again, they can all be assholes.

Crop gives him an easy thumbs up "don't worry. I will make sure it doesn't happen." he glances around and whispers "there was... one thing i was wodnering... you guys are real close. Is it... you know?" and he grins widely.

Horror chuckles and shrugs "not specifically." he shoots a glance towards where he knows Dust is sleeping in the nest. Then he glances out of the window to see if he can spot either Killer or Cross "There is no hurry..."

Crop grins and nods "cool cool. just people asking me stuff."

Horror nudges him "don't gossip. It is a bad habit."

Crop sighs "come on. you guys wouldn't give me the details on yourr made backstory. can tell me this at least."

Horror shoots him an amused look "no." and he starts to lead Crop's out.

Crop huffs but joins his side. They walk towards the path that will lead Crop home before stopping and both saying their goodbyes.

Crop shoots hima look "You have a lot of patiences with this."

horror shrugs "there is no hurry" and if he learend one thing with his family is that sometimes things just took time. Especially things concerning emotions and feeling vulnerable. Which love is a part of.

Crop nods before smiling "I am sure you four will figure it out eventually."

horror shoots a tiny smile back "thanks. Have a safe trip."

Crop grins as he waves "you guys have a great day and thanks for breakfast!" he waves into the distance at the other skeletons before starting to make his track back home.

Just a matter of time and giving them time. Horror knows by now that it is better to let them come to their own conclusions and thoughts then trying to force them to see stuff they aren't ready to see.

Luckily they have their own home now and can actually take the time they need.

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[xno-chill-memesx]

Attacked af.

[nevertheless-moving]

Scene from Stormlight AU Number 8

Sigzil: Hm. Fascinating.

Kaladin: What? Does something look wrong?

Sigzil: No, nothing it's just...when shardplate is regrown, the lost pieces from it crumble to dust.

Kaladin: I — wait, you mean my cut off leg? You were watching my leg to see if it — Sigzil, I'm not shardplate.

Skar: Prince Adolin said that you could regrow a whole suit from one gauntlet, if you had to. We didn't want to leave stormlight near the, uh cut off bit. Just in case it affected your healing, you know?

Kaladin: what?

Lopen: Ooh! We should try now and see if it works! Think about it — two Captain Kaladins!

Kaladin: Again, and I can't believe I have to say this, I'm not made of shardplate. My leg won't regrow another me.

Lopen: Are you sure?

Kaladin: I—

Sigzil: It is not as though we've tested your healing abilities in such extreme conditions.

Kaladin:

Lopen: I'll get some more spheres!

Kaladin: We're not testing it!

Sigzil: Captain, please, I agree it's unlikely to work but think of the implications—

Kaladin: Give me — give me storming leg!

Adolin: Bridgeboy! You've made it back then, my Father and I — I what's... going on here?

Skar: Science, sir!

Kaladin: Princeling, I need a moment to discipline my men — Sigzil! Get back here! that's an order!

Sigzil: You ordered me to assist in testing your capabilities! If you wish to modify your prior order I will need a written —

Kaladin: Sigzil!

Lopen: Got the spheres! Teft says if it works then you better each start taking less shifts!

Adolin: Is that a leg? Ash's eyes, is that your leg, I had heard that one of the crews found...but —

Kaladin: I said hold on I— Lopen don't you dare!

Adolin: That is...some healing. Wow. You know shardplate, the missing piece crumbles to dust when—

Skar: That's what I said, sir!

Adolin: ...Do you think if you gave stormlight to the —

Sigzil: Lopen! Over here!

Kaladin: I AM NOT A SUIT OF SHARDPLATE AND WE ARE NOT TESTING IT!

[mariyekos]

alternate universe where fresh-out-of-the-shower dante hadn't put on his pants yet when arkham shows up at the beginning of dmc 3 so he goes the rest of the game dressed in nothing but his coat and strawberry print boxers-

[tervaneula]

Okay I can't not post this funny ahh conversation I had with @snipersiniora regarding this post

THIS WHOLE THING IS SO SILLY I LOVE ITTTTTT

Donatello wouldn't feel an ounce of guilt for getting Donnie grounded but Raphael would hate it and somehow manage to plead with Splinter to un-ground him 😂

(Later Donatello will just appear at an ATM on the surface and withdraw funds from some idiot billionaire. He could've done it any time but it's 1) more work and 2) harder to manifest when there's no other family around) (He could've just asked Donnie to come with him but he missed that chance, now the kid is mad at him and definitely will not help) (Meanwhile Leonardo got told what happened and he's just "???? why the HECK are they betting on my love life??????")

I wish I was a comic artist ahhghjhjgd this would be such a fun little thing to draw!!!

[novelconcepts]

The Yellowjackets Instagram sharing the drop date for YellowSTONE gave me the worst whiplash of my life. Don’t. Don’t do that. I care immensely about lesbian soccer cannibals and inescapable trauma. I do not care about Costner in a cowboy hat. Don’t play with me that way. In Pride month? How dare you.

[telephonicsonnyboy]

Doodle based on a snippet from the book All The President’s Men !

[guiltyonsundays]

Why did nobody tell me how funny Far from the Madding Crowd is? The villagers of Weatherbury fucking love Gabriel. From the second he arrives they’re like a Greek chorus singing “hire this brave man” “a right sensible man” “ye be a very handsome man, shepherd” “an extraordinary good and clever man”. Local Village Adopts Kind and Handsome Stranger On Sight!

[relicsongmel]

Your honor my client simply wanted to fuck around and find out

[gu6chan]

finally sitting down to read bokura no hikari club and im having so many thoughts and feelings right now (I'm only halfway through) but have finally stopped to talk about it so i can giggle at jaibo's face here

also the fact he pokes through the window just to immediately say this im crying

[catsaystuff]

Lowkey obsessed with the idea of Shinichi sometimes acting like a kid after getting his body back without realizing . like using a cutesy voice or acting innocent or doing the "A-le-le?" thing . even better if he accidentally calls Ran "Nee-chan" bc I know he'd immediately die