#it is satin

[ladyaryawolf]

Jon tik tok stans are so funny.

U give them a quote pointing Azor Ahai will wake dragon from stones, and they say the quote is not on the books. 🤯

Even when I pointed out the exact chapter it is said.

As it wasn't enough, their best argument is that Mel is not a trust narrator, because she believes it was stannis. Like, the prophecy wasn't even written by her, she is just following her visions.

Now when u ask where are the Dragons Jon woke from stone under the red comet? They DONT ANSWER!

😭🤣🤣

And go with? "Where is Dany light bringer and when did she put a sword on her lover chest? "

The pyre with Drogo, the birth of Drogon, a literal being who breathes fire and is bonded with her?🤣 And where is Jon's nissa nissa and light bringer? Tell me! Where is his flaming sword? Where is the dragon he woke from stone?!

Nowhere to be seen.

[rochenn]

I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh

[reevesartisse]

SITH! OBI-WAN & ANAKIN SKYWALKER | WHAT IF? STAR WARS BY ME. I always liked the idea of Obi-Wan corrupted by the dark side, so i made this. Star Wars really needs a what if show.

[now-you-sound-like-a-jedi]

If Obi-Wan had actually stayed on Mandalore with Satine after the Civil War and left the Jedi Order, it would've made The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones peak comedy.

Like, Qui-Gon would still be sent to Naboo and end up on Tatooine, he'd still meet Anakin and take him back to the Temple. But, in this AU, he survives the battle on Theed and takes Anakin as his padawan. And the entire Order would be making jokes:

"Congrats on the new padawan! Hope he sticks around longer than the last one!" "We'll keep this one off the bodyguard missions, eh Qui-Gon?"

So one day little Anakin’s like "hey master, what happened to your last padawan?" And Qui-Gon's like "oh he ran off with a girl, yeah he's royalty in the Outer Rim now".

And it's all fine and dandy until Anakin’s nineteen and they get assigned to protect Padmé, and Qui-Gon takes one look at this kid's face and thinks "You've got to be fucking kidding me, this shit again??"

[duchess-of-mandalore]

I’m so sorry we didn’t learn, George.

[nanaacomeelll]

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[soosdraws]

obi-wan kenobi

[stealingpotatoes]

Korkie is definitely Satine and Obiwan’s secret love child in my eyes. There is no way he’s satines “nephew” I mean we know he’s no Bo-Katan’s kid so…

see that theory's cool, but I'm personally a bigger fan of him being Satine's actual nephew and there being a third, normal Kryze sibling that we never see

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[diviedrawn]

Happy May 4th! Star Wars sketchdump be upon ye

[fellthemarvelous]

My favorite things that Obi-Wan and Ezra have in common:

Hondo's "best friend"

Maul's obsession

Unique bond with animals

Fond of a Mandalorian named Sa_ine.

Spending ten years in exile before someone comes for them.

Fondness for Ahsoka Tano and Captain Rex

[gert-the-disaster]

clone wars bird au that popped into me head during math class 😀👍

obi wan, satine, and a random clone

grievous and a battle droid

anakin and ahsoka

cool bonus characters under cut that im also proud of!

nala se and omega

barriss offee (i have no idea why i made her a cockatiel)

and finally, my wife governor pryce!

[christian-satines]

Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor during dance rehearsals for MOULIN ROUGE!

[necrophatic]

Korkie is Obi-Wan's bastard pass it on

[mausirot]

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[nanaacomeelll]

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