#it is on sight

[hej-krukowaty]

TOBIAS

DROP ANOTHER ALBUM

AND MY LIFE

IS YOURS

[spilledmilkfkdies]

They could NEVER make me hate you Gantlos

[jazzstir]

Y’all I just read Civil War and I swear all I’ve read about the Young Avengers has been angst and it’s on site with Tony 😭😭

[bishy437]

I saw in your tags you don't like JFM! Is it because he's a shit father to Jiang Cheng?

yeah he’s also a shit husband

[dorkycreature-89]

NOOOOOO 💀💀💀💀💀💀

MINHYEOK, WHEN I CATCH YOU. WHEN I CATCH YOU

YOU PUT A GODDAMN DILDO IN MY BAG????? GODDAMNIT

[awakefor48hours]

Who came up with the phrase "if you forget then it wasn't important" because I just want to talk to them. I just want to talk to them. I promise, I just want to talk to them. Let's be adults and just talk.

[papayafiles]

it’s the way i’m more nervous for bahrain testing than i am for my own upcoming finals. like i’m genuinely SO stressed for wednesday. mcl38 please be a rocket ship i’m on my knees begging the universe to give us this one little thing PLEASE

[ph4nt-mp]

I HATE the grammarlt plagiarism checker. Like its so fucked and it isn't WORKING. Tytna make me sign in & then buy the stupid fuckibg PRO just to make sure I didn't steal my writing. IM NOT EVEN TRYBA SCAN FIR AI! like, bitxh, who do you thing you are? This bullshit is supposed to be free. It's 2am, let me check my work and be on with my life!

I'm not gonna risk rawdogging it cause even though I KNOW I didn't plagiarize, that anxiety is still there. SO. I have to resort to using my phone to us the fucking website

Its like 2am, dude. I've been awake too long to deal with this shit

[starstruckodysseys]

i am about to become so violent

[strawberrybouvine]

I got to the end of ep 25 of dndads and what the fuck man

[harrycollins]

heavy spoilers about Karlach's past

GOD

[nichknack]

I’m back on my marvel shit and reading superior spider-man for the first time. Boy howdy do I want to strangle Otto.

[linkcharacter]

Thank you, Swansea.

[quasi-normalcy]

It's actually really frightening to see officially sanctioned genocide denial rise up in Western countries in real time. Like, I remember 20 years ago hearing about how it was illegal in Turkey to point out that the Armenian Genocide happened, and how I thought that that was fucking evil and oppressive. Now here we are, with a campaign in Gaza that experts have called 'a textbook case of genocide', for which the UN Human Rights counsel has determined there are "reasonable grounds" to call it genocide, and the US Congress is trying to make it illegal to criticize Israel. We have Hollywood agencies refusing to represent anyone who points out that a genocide is currently taking place. And it's just the same shit from a fresh asshole as we got from the Turkish government over what happened in Armenia in the 1920s, like "Oh yes, there were killings, but...calling it genocide? Ohhhh, you must be very hateful to our poor little nation to think that our people are capable of that 😢 😭!" Fuck off.

[readwritealldayallnight]

Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley, who from the moment he laid eyes on you, has only ever referred to you as his wife

You, this sweet little thing, running through the halls on base one day when you turn a corner and nearly run headfirst into the Lieutenant, who’s walking alongside Soap

“Oh! Sorry about that, sir.” You told him, never slowing down in your hurried pace as you snuck around his large frame and continued down towards whatever you were evidently late for

The only reason his gaze had followed your retreating form, was that unlike everyone else, you had met in his eyes when you spoke, even smiled warmly up at him

That one smile and he was done for

“Who was tha’?” The sergeant had questioned, seeing Ghost’s attention still fixated on you.

“Think that was my wife.”

“Yer what?!”

Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley, who makes it a point to let everyone know that you are in fact his wife

Well, everyone apart from you apparently

He would certainly never abuse his position as a Lieutenant, but some new recruit had the audacity to whistle at you as you walked by? Well 100 laps around the base don’t exactly run themselves

Another soldier saved you a seat next to him in a briefing? He can enjoy scrubbing toilet seats for the next week in that case

Someone actually had the bollocks to ask you for your phone number? Perfect, he needed a volunteer for demonstrating hand to hand combat to the recruits, medics on standby of course

By the time he properly introduces himself to you for the first time, it’s understood by everyone else around that you are, for all intents and purposes, Mrs Riley

Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley, who listens to you tell him your name in a voice that resembles music to his ears, hardly bothering to remember your last name, seeing as it’ll be changing soon enough anyway

“You can call me anythin’ you want, love.” His deep, gravelly voice had sent shivers down your spine, cheeky smirk widening beneath his mask. “So long as you call me, that is.”

By the end of your first date, (you were sitting alone in the dining hall and he wordlessly joined you what do you mean this isn’t a date) he’s wondering if you’ll insist on a ceremony or if he can sweep you away to the nearest courthouse and make this official, slipping a ring onto you finger and his cock into you

You had laughed when he put his number into your phone and named himself ‘Husband’, certain that the man was only messing with you, some kind of hazing that you apparently weren’t aware Lieutenants played on the new communications hire, but it was only fair seeing as he’d saved your contact under ‘Wife’

Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley, who is over the moon every time you play along, even if he knows you believe you’re only playing

“Ach, thanks Lt. Just what I needed.” Soap said, seeing Ghost’s approaching form enter the common room, holding a steaming cup of tea in each hand

“S’for my wife. Get your own.” The older man gruffly replied, sliding the mug onto the side table next to where you’re curled up on the couch, reading a book

“Aw, thank you honey.” You giggled, smiling up as him with an expression he thinks would taste even sweeter than honey if he were to run his tongue across your upturned lips

“Happy wife, happy life, sergeant.” Ghost shrugged, ignoring the other man’s pout, landing next to you and reaching an arm behind you across the back of the couch

“God, maybe I really should keep you.” You’d laughed, reaching a leg out to dig your socked toes into his muscled thigh, teasing him

Grasping your foot into his large, strong hands, he began massaging it, uncaring that you were only two of the many people in the common room, not when you looked at him like that, smiling together as though you truly were nothing more than a married couple

Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley, who surprised you one day, insisting he needed your help with something crucial off base, and drove you to a local shopping outlet to look at none other than dresses

“Is there some sort of party happening?” You’d questioned, confused out of your mind

“Suppose you could consider it a party.” He’d answered, leading you through the many racks of dresses, you noticed were all, very conveniently, white

“Now while you’re lookin’ through dress sizes,” he’d added, taking your left hand in both of his. “You know your ring size? Got my own shoppin’ to do ‘round here.”

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