#it is my right

[everyonesadoptivedad]

“I took a different route.”

“Yeah?” Wymack gestured at his drenched clothes and sweaty skin. “What’d you do, run here?”

“Walked.”

[sturgeonposting]

I wanted to say I appreciate you :) The world needs more sturgeon appreciators. Sturgeons should be popular fish!!! Pretty much no one who wasn't already in my immediate vicinity and drowned in fish facts knows about sturgeons, or just kind of barely knows that a fish called "sturgeon" exists. I don't think that's right. Atlantic sturgeon used to be a native fish in my country, not even a hundred years ago. So quickly we've forgotten those who used to roam here.

Ah, anyway, it's nice that there's many people here who like sturgeons, as your army is already several thousand strong :D

Dearest ranch

Your love for sturgeons affirms my own

It is a tragedy to see the habitats of these ancient fish shrink year by year. I take comfort in knowing that the atlantic sturgeon will never be forgotten by your shores so long as you continue to walk them.

Love grows as it spreads here on sturgeonposting. I would encourage anyone reading this to look up what sturgeon species are native to your area, if any. You may find out that some old friends have gone missing from your waters as well. And if you’re lucky, your sturgeon neighbors may still be around to receive you. These are ancient, beautiful fish. They were here long before us. We owe it to them to remember their names, at least.

A. oxyrinchus

[zouisexo]

mitski was so right when she said i just need someone to kiss give me one good honest kiss and i'll be alright

[alivingtypo]

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

[fallout-lou-begas]

[snaxle]

I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[river--ghost]

work all night on a drink of rum

daylight come and me wan go home

stack banana til the morning come

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come mr tallyman tally me banana

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lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

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day

me say dayo

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day

me say day

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a beautiful bunch of ripe banana

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hide the deadly black tarantula

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lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

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day

me say day

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come mr tallyman tally me banana

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day

me say day

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[okthatsgreat]

just caught myself thinking “nooo i cant post that they’ll think i’m uncool” like brother you are on www.tumblr.com/dashboard

[j0die101]

(April 12th 2024)

No medical confirmation or psychological evaluation necessary. The law will be active by the 1st of November this year.

First names can also be changed while changing gender. One all inclusive package with minimum effort.

[relina-ruj]

His arms and legs

[thought-begone]

I guess the real glorious evolution was the homoerotic yearning we made along the way

[sadclowncentral]

my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.

it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.

it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

[frenchublog]

kosovo miku

[thesociallyanxioussociopath]

Something something, living rent free in my mind and such, anyway I love them.