#it is hilarious

[hbpseverus]

always fascinates me when people take regulus black, who we got like 3 pages of surface level information on in canon, and then give him the exact story arc that snape ACTUALLY had in canon? but they hate snape for doing essentially the same thing regulus did because they can't fancast him as timothée chalamet

[saffitaffi]

Could I request a little bit of the narrator getting annoyed with bird boy/princess? Maybe an interaction with damsel, or with spectre?

The Thorn route is great lol

[priapussdick]

segasaki: so you say you have fantasies about me?😏😏

yoh: yes

segasaki: what kind of fantasies?

yoh: the ones where you are kind

segasaki:

segasaki:😡 *abandons yoh in the middle of the road*

[bloodanna]

I make one post about season 1 of 911 and everyone just keeps telling me to wait for season two...

[windmillie]

Me when the fable characters are /j horny /j for eachother

apparently thats always

[cannibal-nightmares]

No sleep does not equal no mania, I need you to understand, and this is why employers love me

[makima-s-most-smile]

Trigun Bookclub this week:

Firstly: AUGH! OARGH! THE PAIN!

Secondly: Nightow, six years? Wtf?!

Thirdly: NO! ARGH! MORE PAIN!

[ichigokeks]

I came here to witness anger over Mew still choosing Top despite the red flags being the size of a circus tent and instead I see the whole damn tag full of Nick getting dragged for his pathetic, masochistic, unhinged sex tape listening hours

[theemperorsnewfanblog]

In the emperor's new pet Kuzco says the line "you're not Homework" after he accidentally woke up a vicious Jaguar. I have a similar story irl. We got evicted from our house but it was only a few days after and all our yard stuff was still there, so I went in the house to see if I forgot to grab anything and a big buff biker dude showed up at the door and said "can I help you?" in an agitated tone. I immediately said "you're not my dad" and ran off.

[anartisticdreamer0]

phil is just launching tubbo around and ITS SO HILARIOUS!!

[pilgrimposting]

"jigsaw if he was evil"

[eri-pl]

A highlight from a long reblog:

There should be an Ao3 tag for "Canon-typical level of cosmological exceptions"

[tiredgatt0]

my mom bought an oversized hoodie with a print in the back that says (in huge letters) "Fuck you all" which is great cause it gives me an attitude check everytime she turns away

[arataka-reigen]

I'm sorry but that scene with Aunt May and Tony in Civil War where they are both separately trying to have a silent conversation with Peter through winks and "what the fuck"s remains one of the best things the mcu ever did

[joooonbug]

AFSGSCWGSHSCDH THE WAY MY BROTHER WAS LIKE “my polish striker is doing really well bc hes wearing the bayern jersey” while playing some random ass football game afsgsgshejdj💀💀💀

[waugh-bao]

I love those gifs of JJF in 1972, but the first one where Mick walks by in the background clapping and then the second to last one where the camera pulls back to show Mick doing his punches have me dying. It's like focus on this guitarist and drummer absolutely killing it and ignore the weird guy in the background doing his aerobics.