#it is HAUNTING me

[grandfloridbigtallman]

i was humming and my mom was like “is that swan lake? :)” and i said yes because i didn’t feel like explaining that i was humming i found a naughty satsuma in my fantastic curry… oh yes i found a naughty sat… suma… in my… fantastic cu-urry… the lady on the phone said what get here you prick i will lance you into next week i said i’m in my new pyjamas and i’m free (i said) i am free to com-plain to you! - and moan! …alone…

[inkblackorchid]

Me: Man, I wonder if someone’s written this specific kind of fic I’d LOVE to read, I should check

Also me: *remembers that this specific scenario is already in my fic idea list because I have, in fact, checked all the relevant tags before and found that nobody has written it yet*

Me: Ah. Fuck.

[glompcat]

That wild chicken nugget dipping sauce poll with RANCH as one of just three options is haunting me, so here is another poll on that topic.

Also please share where you are from in the tags when commenting on any of these - for example I am from NYC and I had never ever heard of people using ranch as a nugget dipping sauce until I saw it listed as one of just three possible dipping sauce options on a poll yesterday.

I also want to be clear I am not suggesting that people answering the poll exclusively only ever use one of these and never anything else (although who knows, they might), goodness knows I love a whole lot of them, just what are you most likely to use the majority of the time when you get nuggets, if/when you do get a dipping sauce.

[ichbinerica]

Good to see we are all collectively having a very Normal One™ about Too Sweet

[separatist-apologist]

I can’t get your Star Wars AU out of my head. I don’t want to get your Star Wars AU out of my head. Do you have any snippets to bless us with? 🥺

I was working on Last Of A Dying Breed today, I do have a little of that? Bad Decisions is tragically finished. I feel like I have more SW AU ideas than I can reasonably write

“I never stopped looking for you,” he murmured, kissing again down the side of her neck. “All these years, and all I’ve been able to think about is you.”

She turned just a little, looking at him over her shoulder with such hope. That was enough for today, he decided. He could live with that small kernel of warmth. It might take her years to trust him, and Lucien was in it for the long haul. As long as she stayed just like this, as long as he could hold her, touch her, talk to her. That was enough.

[tytonnidaie]

just realised vash’s hair goes half black when wolfwood dies . because half of him died with him

[septemberkisses]

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

[flawlessflesh]

what if thistle had confronted senshi before the story started?

[skorpionegrass]

the greatest spell you'll ever know

[femmeofhearts]

i hope (know) this is how everyone who has ever fumbled me feels

[n7punk]

i love stardew modders fr

[u-so-silly]

:')

[a0vy]

more designs yayy

[anothersuperstition]

there was a summer i started collecting knives…

[runfreebirdrun]

Halloween 1976

[chloesimaginationthings]

The secret ending in FNAF into the pit..