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I always pick the WORST characters to latch onto AAAAAAAA
#me.txt#mentally i am here#i need to stop trusting writers who write tragic characters just to kill them off in the end for dramatic effect#it happens every time 💀#but the dragon half blood was done SO dirty that i literally dropped the whole damn light novels adfghjk#even tho i was like.. 500 chapters in 🫠#Cale is just so POS despite knowing this guy's circumstances. and he didn't even give the guy an actual name???#like we are literally still calling him Dragon Half Blood?? 😭😭😭#get OUT of here and your zero tolerance i HATE YOUYU AAA
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ANDREW GARFIELD and AMELIA DIMOLDENBERG
in the "Chicken Shop Date".
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#andrew garfield#yes he wants#really wants#dude to have andrew garfield tell you he would’ve dated you irl#i’m not able to say what i would do#but for sure I know what I would do#amelia dimoldenberg#the tension#is real#i am deceased#fuck 🫠#didn’t mean to moan like that my bad#he is so hot#he knows#he is not innocent#we won again#it's happening#chicken shop date#appearances#we live in time#every minute counts#like 💀💀💀#released#the press tour of we live in time will be explosive#almut & tobias#tobias and almut#press tour#video#tasm peter parker#sincericida
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rewatched madoka magica again today bc i fucking hate myself and to absolutely no one’s surprise i went through all five stages of grief in a single evening
#let’s talk about sayaka miki for a second#genuinely the fact that her whole character is centered around tragedy almost to a shakespearean extent#she’s selfless and brave and values her justice and righteousness above all. calls herself an ally of justice#in fact i think it’s rather intriguing how her whole character is centered around “justice”#her story being a more twisted retelling of the original little mermaid#how she is initially portrayed as a very heroic and confident character even before becoming a magical girl. always shielding madoka#selling her soul to heal the boy she loved out of a selfless desire to see him well again#her being absolutely distraught abt being robbed of her humanity and betrayed by kyubey#she combats this harrowing realization by immersing herself in her duties not caring that she is slowly deteriorating in the process#becoming numb with pain and fighting recklessly and psychotically trying to drown out the pain#finally coming to the sickening conclusion that humanity doesn’t deserve her saving and she succumbs to a fate of her making#last words being “i was so stupid” which trumps her previous statement of “there’s no way i’d regret this”#ALSO? the fact that her costume and weapon are symbolic of a knight. she rly portrays this hero of justice who will protect and defend ☹���#i think abt the fact that homura said that sayaka’s wish was so selfless it was only a matter of time before she died#sayaka being the example of what happens to magical girls who go through the entire cycle and eventually become witches is so sad to me#genuinely just like. sick and twisted#very very fucked up.#characters who have their own misconstrued interpretation of “justice” or who are centered around justice in general.#you will always be dear to me.#sayaka reminds me a lot of akechi in some ways ngl#harboring an almost idealized vision of justice but it slowly rots and festers and corrupts their hearts the more immersed w it they become#actually losing their sanity when they fight bc of how much pain they’re in but refuse to acknowledge it until they break#refusing any help and wallowing in misery despite having ppl who love them and want to save them#last words are those expressing regret for being such a fool. for being ignoring#being used by yhe main villain as a stepping stone towards their true goal. they were merely a pawn#also doomed in every version of their reality. always doomed by the narrative no matter what choices they make#i have a type i fear#HAHAHAH ALSO the fact that they’re both dressed so regally compared to everyone else in their respective series#meant to portray them in a virtuous and princely light. only made more apparent by the sword being their weapon of choice#i’m gonna shut up now but they’re soo eerily similar its unnerving tbh 💀
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when someone asks what book im reading but im actually secretly reading the same fanfic trope about the same sapphic couple for the 17th time but i downloaded the fic on my e-reader so i dont look like a loser
#happens every time#also when they ask me how many books ive read since i read so much#or when they ask for book recommendations 💀#fanfic#fanfiction#lesbian fanfiction is controlling my life#criminal minds#lesbian emily prentiss#carol danvers#dc legends of tomorrow#sara lance#ava sharpe#calzona#jemily
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Don't care if it's a hot take or not, but the most complex, interesting, and arguably even the funniest, trio Jinx ever has in the show is with Silco and Sevika. And the only reason why it's not popular in the fandom is because the other two are "the bad guys". Well, not even Sevika is, because apparently Silco's death automatically stripped her of all of her past actions and moral grayness she had. But Silco is a big scary bad man who eats children for breakfast, so he can't possibly have even a littlest bit positive and interesting dynamic with Jinx and Sevika, what are you even talking about.
#read a couple of posts about the sheer depth of silco and sevika's relationship and it broke me man. why ppl don't see this#these three as a dynamic is the best thing that ever happened for the zaun side of characters and yet#fandoms want to play family with characters until members of said family are problematic and can't be comfy-cozy with each other at a snap#of the fingers. smh#i am NOT implying that everyone should cater to my interests specifically (although they absolutely should). i'm just expressing my#frustration. because somehow every time i'm interested in something i always end up with one of the least popular things as my favorite#i feel like a damn sisyphus. when i get you the bastard that cursed me when i get you#silco arcane#jinx arcane#sevika arcane#silco and jinx#arcane#upd: and when the big part of the fandom straight-up says that sevika didn't care for silco💀💀💀 jinx hand me over that monkey bomb will ya
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drew douxie again because he's surprisingly fun to draw
your local nine hundred year old man is suffering from poverty
@skryae hey look it's your emo brit boy
#tales of arcadia#toa douxie#douxie casperan#i swear every time i draw this man his facial expressions get increasingly ridiculous#don't ask me what happened to present douxie's shoulders (he has none) i thought it would be funny to leave him like this#HISIRDOUX CASPERANNNNNNNN 💥💥💥#my art#shitposts#meme redraws#not gonna lie douxie looks better with the man bun#hisirdoux casperan#bro what color are this mans eyes 💀💀#trollhunters#the alchemist draws#all i can draw are memes#artists on tumblr
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can the mtt commit more crimes that just murder please i know theyre the MURDER time trio but ppppleasse,,,, please,,,,,,
they'd be terrible to be next to on the highway. horror's going 160 mph amd has long past gone over the speed limit. dust's out for BLOOD and by blood i mean your tires. he's somehow sniping those round rubber wheels from the high moving vehicle with the precision of a master fruit ninja player. if your car explodes or flips over in the process that's not his fault. and then to make matters worse for everyone on the highway killer's in the backseat scratching up the doors and windows of your car with a knife everytime horror gets close to another car and oops he accidentally just disfigured your face also did i mention theyre all drunk during this
ok so theyve all got the classic face WHY DONT THEY ABUSE IT!!!! horror gets to do a little paper mache to cover up his head hole and then wearing glasses. killer i dont know what the FUCK he can do to get rid of his perpetual tears but let's just pretend that theyre conveniently gone for now. and then all dust has to do is put down his hood! anyways identity theft is cool. imagine how much they could totally fuck up classic's reputation with this. set up fake tinder profiles and then scam people for their credit card info/free dates (while ordering every expensive thing) and stealing wallets. walking into various grillby's's around the multiverse and telling terrible jokes. like ACTUALLY bad jokes. and then of course just being a huge piece of shit at the bar. god theres so many things they could do pretending to be classic. which one of us is hikaru looking ahh except the only difference between the three is the color of the stains on their clothes (either gray (dust) black (killer) or red. well faded red (horror))
ROBBERY!!!! ROBBERIES PLURAL!!!??? train robbery gas station robbery bank robbery GOVERNMENT robbery (what would you rob the government for?? documents??? idk) anyways. mtt robbing a train except its just a really shitty plan and they dont know jackshit about what theyre doing. killer's taken over the conductor's cabin and now he is booking it. how fast are trains allowed to go idk but the maximum. anyways meanwhile horror's on the tracks fucking up the rails with his strength or whatever (listen i know he's weak but picking and choosing what hcs i believe in is my art) and dust is there to teleport him away before the train crashes into him and turns him into a trolley problem victim. and then of course that shit doesnt fucking work and the train just ends up flipping over and catching on fire or something (killer survives because of course he does he's killer). and then in the end dust just has to flip the entire train over and they just stroll into the part that actually HAS the money
and then they go out and get ice cream. sometimes the murderers need to take a break from murdering and just do NORMAL crime yk???
#dragging this absolutely ancient draft out of the trenches because i've been having a scene in my head that fits this#i mean not REALLY related to this since its not a crime. more like him reckless abandon of life! their own lives! yeah they die#imagining.... trio driving around in the mountains. dust's driving ans horror's in the passenger and killer's in the back seat because he i#and dust just starts speeding up like...... much more than he really should be in the fucking mountains#and killer points it out and now all of a sudden horror is absolutely terrified LMAOOOO trying to get dust to slow down#and then they crash. but if there's no one more determined in the world killer can always load a save and theyre alive again#and dust is STILL speeding when they come back even with the knowledge that they die and horror's still terrified#but dust just tells him to calm down and loosen up a little bit!!! theyll come back afterwards anyways and they dont even die in pain#and after a few more deaths horrors just like. ugh. fine. you know what FINE ILL GO ALONG WITH IT#he says as he starts laughing along with dust because man!! the feeling of looking out at nature right before they die in a blaze of glory#is GREAT!!!! and then you know something something horrordust have trust in killer to bring them back after they all die#something something horror is willing to give up his usual reservations to have fun with the other two#and its so fun afterwards.... because nobody but them gets hurt!!! dust and horror wouldnt wanna hurt anyone after their au lore#and killer has no reason to in this scenario. so it all works out for them!! the only people getting hurt are them and lowkey they deservei#the sans in the au is probably sooo confused as to why the world is reloading even though theres no human doing so 💀 killer you GOOF#theyve probably all died so many times but only they remember it. soooo cute.... only they get to see each other at their weakest 💔💔💔#killer absolutely abuses the save point when theyre all together i just knowww ittttt sooooo well#he wants everything to continue not restart or go back??? ok but everything IS continuous with these two#not like they stay doing one thing over and over anyways so its not really perpetual. anyways dust and horror would get bored along with hi#if they just kept doing the exact same thing over and over trying to find every possible ending. nahhhh#triglycercule this is sooo unhealthy none of them would do this!! ok well they make each other worse who said it was ever gonna be healthy#screw EVERYONE in the violet banquet discord server who indulged me in my trio waltz dancing in a field of flowers at 3 am. brainrot now...#this scene i described in tags totally happened in my trio meet each other fic btw. just that it hasn't gotten to this point at ALL yet 💀💀#tricule rant#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#sans au#utmv
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gonna have to deal with people missing the point of louis singing 1d songs in festivals... don't get me started on the other covers
#festivals is for exposure#once again: festival is for exposure!!!!#for the people that know him only from the band its like oh its him? let me check him out#for the indie ppl that he wants to appeal to its like: oh isnt this from [band]? let me check this dude's redemption of it#why must it be said every time!!!!!#same thing can be said even for tour#have we not seen the clip go viral on the first time he said 505?#and people will be buying tickets to hear a 1d song live out of nostalgia even if they dont know much of louis' own stuff#and come out of there thinking hm i actually enjoyed his as well#thats the way it goes#it doesnt say anything about his solo abilities and he's not selling himself short#there will always be people that are there not fully entirely for all of his songs either#it happens to mainstream artists and their big hits#the way this fandom want to complain about everythinggggggg#edit: sorry this isnt direct shade#i just have to see it multiple times everywhere because i update dailytomlinson 💀#last one add because AJSKAK truly irates me#stop trying to make this as some hard task for him that he's only doing it because he's not as big or something#i promise you he doesnt need you fuming over this my god#i know its mostly pettiness disguised as a real constructive opinion over how louis manages his career or whatever#but my god. arent we tired of focusing on the stupidest things? end rant
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every time i remember how bendis completely destroyed the kon & clark bond i want to start biting and maiming. literally what is the point of it all!!!! just kill kon again im begging!! it'll be funny when the second time around comparatively nobody gives a shit fdklsjdjkd
#rimi talks#like. he has no real relationship with anyone in the current superfam except for kinda kenan#ma and pa remember him but that too makes NO fucking sense like does ma remember pa dying???#DID NEW KRYPTON EVEN HAPPEN.#'''''everything is in play''''' WHY IS PA KENT ALIVE THEN#i don't even know what rebirth kara's deal is like did she even wear kon's glasses.#he didn't exist. like#god every time i think about Everything about how bendis brought him back i just get a headache#it makes noooo sense if you put any actual thought into any of it#narrative that actively punishes you for trying to engage with it lmfao#BUT ANYWAYS. it would be funny. kill him again. this time no one even joins a cult about it#like literally what is he rn. just the kind of annoying third fiddle superfam member 💀 just kill him i want him deadddd
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one of the things that fascinate me about thawne: yes, he CAN be normal with kids! surprisingly normal!
((not at all times, though. his mental illness still spills through and as usual he, in trying to manipulate or hurt others, spits out at them the exact stuff that would hurt him (or have in his childhood/barry's rejection interpretation) the most in the first place lmao))
but at the same time. his like second instinct when doing his bullshit is FUCK THEM (as) KIDS
(and, well. whatever this classifies as)
#whats wrong with him. seriously. he loves picking fights with literal children So Much#AND NONE OF THEM WITH WALLY ON THE MATTER OF BEING THE BIGGEST FLASH FAN. HOW DID THAT NEVER HAPPEN#about the middle page. honestly i DIDNT remember he is a Jerk in that way too until i checked his interactions with bart for this post#this man officially should not be allowed near children as a mentor.#just straight up drops ALL his insecurities on a poor kid in trying to make him feel ashamed. NO breaking the abuse cycle for this bad boy#the only thing he doesnt say is the direct 'you are a disappointment' altho the message is still the same 💀💀💀💀💀💀#AND I BET HES HELLA PROUD OF THAT. I MEAN CONSIDERING THIS FACT IG HE DOES TRY TO BE BETTER THAN HIS PARENTS. SOMEWHAT.#and omg he formulates his point like in problem based learning (leading the child to making the correct conclusion themselves)#im dying. professor to the fucking core.#and the way he feels the need to bring up flash facts in his appeal?? EO YOURE SO HOPELESS. THIS IS 100% HOW BART SAW HIM THROUGH#and god knows what he told thad promising to get him out of the speed force if he fought barry there and whether he was going to fulfill it#and do you even IMAGINE how FUCKED barry's mental condition would be growing up if thawne fulfilled his button threat#and i really REALLY wonder about the tornado twins and their relationship with 'uncle eobard' but that will be a separate post#he doesnt know any other way tho. and he might be actually mad at bart for not supporting his every action as The Flash#like. he tries to play family but the second they question he just goes WHATEVER. I DONT NEED IT. FLASH OF MY VISION RUNS ALONE#his problem is that he just wants attention. he doesnt see family/heroing for what 'its really about' or downsides that may come with them#everything is so idealized in his head. and the moment he faces reality with its complications the concept immediately gets antagonized.#and then he reconsiders and changes the conditions but fails each time never realizing the problem is his mindset and not everything else#black white at its finest yall#and man. RELATABLE.#also WHY is he standing LIKE A STATUE when appearing in front of bart????😭😭😭😭#poor museum rat has no idea what heroes in real life stand like#eobard thawne#professor zoom#reverse flash#the reverse flash#bart allen#the flash#dc
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i'm so over this 💀 rant over, all hope is lost for this quest
#the second hand embarrassment i get from you paimon is me wanting to [redacted]#also travellers second comment is rude as well#the first one okay c'est la vie means that's life or shit happens#BUT THE SECOND ONE HELLOO????#sorry traveller that furina couldnt find time to train or get good at combat between being traumatized and crying every day💀#໒꒰ྀིっ˕ -。꒱ྀི১ yoru plays genshin'
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As the poets say, You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round~ ✨
#me looking at my corn dogs in the microwave#anyways ✨ turn arounds bby!!!#plz don’t look too hard there are so many mistakes 💀#I didn’t have time to fix them so these will have to do 😭#one of the birds is like#a second off from the other#so they sink up every now and then before spiraling out of control then link back up again skfhdjkdn#non flame pyre is my fav#baby girl looks so good 🥺🥺🥺#donno what happened to the rest of these uglies 💀#I hate hate hate turn arounds so I hope the next time I have to do this I’ll be dead ✌️#turnarounds#eureka rambles
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ANDREW GARFIELD and FLORENCE PUGH
at the Toronto International Film Festival 2024 for "WE LIVE IN TIME".
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#we live in time#premiere#toronto international film festival 2024#tiff 2024#florence pugh#andrew garfield#he looks so good#he looks 🔥🔥🔥#the curl on the forehead#🥺#they so cute together#it's happening#yes!#world premiere#i'm screaming#i am crying#every minute counts#like 💀💀💀#released#the press tour of we live in time will be explosive#almut & tobias#tobias and almut#tasm peter parker#sincericida
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#was gonna write brad pitt but we're a tom cruise blog and i know some.. of our followers would not appreciate brads presence#tom cruise#lestat#top gun#tom cruise will never be unemployed ever so there's rlly nothing to worry about#I WAS GONNA SAY BRAD PITT 💀💀💀 (jack) FR brad Pitt had to be in EVERY gay movie of the 90s#also if gay ppl can play straight ppl then let straight ppl play gay people#we all saw what happened with they/them 😌😌🫶🫶 worst film of ALL time!!! please never let that happen again!!!#jack
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Apollo...
#'one time' as if it only happened once#like practically every other person who caught his eye in the myths turned into a plant of some kind 💀💀💀#im exaggerating but you get my point#rick i see what you did there#riordanverse#pjo apollo#the titans curse#percy jackon and the olympians#thalia grace#tbh apollo's romantic history makes it even more ironic that he ends up having to follow a daughter of demeter in toa#rick riordan
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