#it gets confusing

[akuma-tenshi]

week one of qualifiers is over!! happy coa7 everyone, here's the return of my insanity <3

stunning emilerick art at the end by @sunset-of-the-void (link)

[doubletaileddoubletrouble]

I dont think Eggman is fully human cuz

1. If gerald and Maria are from earth/space, how tf did eggman make it to mobius and who made the fucker. (Snivley if you wanna count him is a nephew so where tf is his sister or brother to make that creepy, charlie brown headed ass lil wet blanket?

2. Horrifying thought but assuming he cant "procreate" with a mobian, he's basically ending himself like the echidnas. Extinct. So again, who made eggman.

3. In Sonic Boom, Eggman said "i had a tail, but i got it removed". Unfortunately i dont remember what episode, but eggman confirmed in universe that he had a tail.

It depends on what reality we're talking about, but sometimes Mobius and Earth are like planets from different timelines (there's a specific term for it, but I'm blanking), another where they exist in the same spacial areas but can't see one another without the usage of teleportation devices, and sometimes they just are the same planet.

Here, we just kind of co-exist. Although outside of me and my friends, we don't really tend to intermix. I don't really blame anyone else, with the way some humans act. I'm not saying everyone is bad! Just- eugh.

The tail thing? That seems on brand for him, actually. Although he might have accidentally put it on there himself. (Ooc: It might be the episode where he kept turning into that little creature when he got angry?? I would have to rewatch boom, lol.

[jsb-inc]

Sorry guys but the hyper fixations are fighting

I am now a dedicated overwatch player, RIP my wallet (im broke so it’s not like im losing anything)

[thegeekgene]

Dad: You didn't get me anything to drink?? What if I start choking???

Me: Then I guess you DIE

Dad: And no mustard????

Me: you did not ASK for mustard

Dad: oh this is a disaster. . .

Me: YOURE VERY WELCOME FATHER IT WAS MY HONOR TO FETCH LUNCH FOR YOU

Dad: Thank you, Sam.

[fingermosaic]

i swear why are the characters in the death of ivan ilyich literally named fyodor, ivan, and pyotr. EVERY RUSSIAN BOOK IVE READ SO FAR HAS HAD THESE NAMES I THINK. AND THE PATRONYMICS ARE LITERALLY USED IN THE BROTHERS KARAMAZOV FOR OTHER CHARACTERS AS WELL.

I LOVE THESE BOOKS BUT WHY ARENT THE NAMES ORIGINAL. AND THERE ARE SO MANY CHARACTERS THAT JUST REUSE THE NAMES 😭😭😭

[gale-gentlepenguin]

There are two Master Swords during the current Hyrule timeline. We know that the Master Sword was created in Skyward Sword and that incarnation of Zelda created the first kingdom of Hyrule as the reincarnation of Hylia.

This is the Master Sword that will eventually be taken by a Zonai hero to defeat Calamity Ganon, and in 10,000 years will belong to Link during BotW/TotK. After Ganondorf destroys the Master Sword, Link sends it back in time to Zelda who is in Raurus time. There is no indication that Skyward Sword is suddenly not canon, so we must make the logical assumption that the Master Sword exists somewhere while Rauru rules Hyrule.

Now there are two Master Swords in Hyrule and Zelda holds onto it for however many years until TotK. The original Master Sword is just chilling, while the displaced Master Sword is taking the Light Dragons power. This Master Sword does not interfere in the timeline and is returned to Link at a later point from him sending it back in time.

By the end of Tears there is only one Master Sword like there should be. No plot holes or anything.

If you want an example: it’s like how during Skyward Sword, Link goes back in time with the Master Sword while the Goddess Sword is chilling in Skyloft. Link leaves the Master Sword in the temple and then returns to the present. He sees the Master Sword still in its resting place, implying that it has been there through his entire journey. Though tbf I was more distracted by Impas death 😭😭

Thats not a plot hole, that was them making things as it should. It is confusing though, but yea, basically they needed the Master Sword to seal Demise for good and now it needed to stay there and rest. And since they left it there it did.

[unsolved-duvall]

this is what it’s like talking to me <3

[fefairys]

man i gotta stop naming characters the same thing lol

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[queer-is-future]

so when straight people ask me why I say I’m “queer” or “gay” instead of sharing my actual identity as a panromantic demisexual non-binary sapphic queer I just tell them “ok look, when you’re talking to someone who isn’t local and they ask you where you’re from and you either say the name of the largest city nearby or ‘town name, suburb of large nearby city’ so they can get some geographical context of where you’re located right, bc they’re probably not going to know the name of the little town you actually live in.”

but if you’re talking to a local you can say the name of your actual town bc they have a greater chance of knowing where/what that is.

ok well when I’m talking to a straight person I start with queer bc chances are they aren’t as familiar with the context of all the little towns in that big queer city and need gps (gay positioning system) to find me.

if I’m talking to another queer person and I say I live in a suburb of gay city in a town called panromantic on the demisexual side of the tracks which is in the county of queer and I live off the intersection of non-binary and sapphic, they’d probably be able to find me with little to no problems, make sense?

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

Today I saw a pic of a baby cowbird next 2 its nest "parent" and it was so much bigger!!!!! Which is the sort of thing that gets normal people upset about the injustice of nest parasitism but makes *me* worry if baby cowbirds get bird dysmorphia

[uservarric]

had the wildest interaction today some random woman called me a slag and my dog a fucking faggot because I was using a pink lead/harness and he’s a boy like what the fuck lmfaoo

[captainkirkk]

Concept: Peter actually got bitten by a totally normal spider. It's just a coincidence that his mutant powers were awakened around the same time

[buddieinmybeddie]

LGBTQ+ folk what was your gender/sexuality pipeline?