#it feels comfy for him since compression

[intotheelliwoods]

How was he able to wear the blue shirt underneath the plastron?!👀

Oh his little compression sleeve? Honestly? Think of it less of a shirt and more of a sports bra lmao.... This is also assuming they have a bit of a breathing room gap before their skin actually connects to the plastron, which I like to imagine they have because that would make the turtles arms more free, flexible, and less stiff imo

[luveline]

hi my lovely!! maybe bombshell!reader and spencer struggling to adjust to daily life after his prison stint? maybe he feels suffocated and an argument ensues?? i feel like it would be difficult to just get back to normal after everything that happened !! love you <33

love you!!! fem!reader

“You’ve always had terrible posture.” 

“What?” Spencer asks. 

You wrap your arms around him from behind. You’re more gentle than anyone he’s ever met, though you're teasing, whispering in his ear, “You sit forward so far you must get knots.” 

He’s immediately tense. You take little notice, your nose in his hair, your hand riding up toward his neck, which you spoil with soft touching. He tries to relax. It's all he wanted only a week ago, to have you holding him, to smell your perfume, the stick of your hand lotion or the traces of mint in your lip oil as you kiss the skin just behind his ear. But now it feels like too much. You’re never too much, not for him, and yet. 

“Ready?” you ask, bracing your hands against his chest. 

You pull him back until he hears a solid click emanating from the mid of his spine, and you laugh quite nicely in his ear. You’re his showful girl, but you’ve taken care since he came back to be careful. This is the cheekiest you’ve acted. His ears are ringing as your fingertips draw a path down his chest. This is a proper hug. His chest compresses tightly, he can’t draw breath. 

“Love you,” you say, kissing his cheek. You show no signs of detaching. “You smell really good. Maybe we can get some Indian takeout tonight and just stay all comfy and stuff…” 

He can’t answer. He wishes you’d stop touching him. It’s an unfair wish. 

“Does that sound okay?” you ask. 

He nods, hoping you’ll get off of him once you know the answer. When you stay, he shifts his shoulder and forces out a tight, “Yeah, that’s good.” 

“I love you.” 

He loves you so much it hurts to say. “I love you too.” 

“You’re not feeling okay?” you ask quietly. 

“I’m fine.” 

You climb off of him quickly. He knows he’s been too mean, worse when you say, “Okay,” in a tone like you’ve choked on something. “Uh, well, I’ll go find a menu.” 

You’re not one for filler words —it’s how he knows he’s thrown you for a loop. 

Spencer isn’t trying to be spiteful. He’s constantly overstimulated, he has been for three or months now, weeks and weeks of being in fight mode and now he’s home he doesn’t feel home, you’re here but he’s struggling to just accept that things are fine again. They don’t feel fine. 

He knows he’s lucky. He feels sick, is all. 

After a phone call he hears from the couch where you place an order for all his favourite mains and sides, you return to the living room of his apartment (of which you practically live in) and sit on the far side of the couch. Not too far to miss, but enough to betray how he’s made you feel. 

“Don’t sit so far away,” he says. 

“You’re being snippy, Spencer. Which is fine. But I don’t want to fight.” 

He holds out his hand. “Don’t sit so far away,” he repeats, preface to an apology. 

You shuffle across the couch on your knees. Spencer doesn’t want a hug, but he takes your hand and holds it to his chest where his heartbeat goes a tick too fast. Your frown softens as the bump of his pulse registers. 

“Sorry,” he says. “I don’t know what it is.” 

“That’s okay.” You’re lying at first, then not, “It’s okay, honey. I know you’re– I know this is still bad. I know I’m not being the most help I could be for you right now.” 

“It’s not like that,” he insists. 

“Well. Don’t be sorry. But please don’t say you love me if you don’t want to say it, Spence.” 

He could bite off his own tongue. “I feel like I can’t speak. I think I need to talk to Dr. Kelly tomorrow. I’m so anxious I feel like I can’t breathe.” 

He figures he owes you some honesty, but he’s wishing he kept it to himself when he sees the stricken look that lights your eyes. Your mouth turns to a line. 

Spencer grabs for your other hand. “I’m fine,” he says again. 

“Oh, sure.” You massage his fingers with your thumb on automatic. “You seem totally fine.” You lean in. “I don’t expect you to be fine, you know that? If you’re moody, that’s okay. You can be mad at me if you want, I think you deserve it. But I’m serious, don’t say you love me if you don’t mean it.” 

“I always mean it,” he says honestly. 

For a moment, you bite your lip, your eyes on his, and he worries he’s not as forgiven as he wants to be. 

“I’ll call Dr. Kelly,” you say finally, pulling your joined hands into your lap. “I want you to feel better, babe. That’s all I want.” 

He nods, lifting his chin for a kiss you give immediately. The suffocating feeling abates.

[bear-remn]

I am ON MY KNEES, frothing at the mouth for Ayato's post! Keep up the great work!! Loved reading through em all! ♡

— ayato headcanons!

hiii, ty for waiting, ayato is one of my favorites boys in DL so i hope the love is serving, hoping you guys enjoy this post as much as i did writing it!!

tw: this post contains nsfw (+18)!!! if you don't like that content don't read it!

i had such a great time drawing this beautiful man, i really love him so i hope you guys love him as much as i do.

his looks and selfcare

so, ayato appearence... i love this man... cof cof one of my favorites cof cof... so i have a lot of thoughts on him.

to begin with i think ayato is a very, and i mean it, a very attractive man with a masculine presence and aura that makes me weak. for starting ayato is really cute and hot at the same time, and i am only talking about his face.

i think ayato face has a sharp jaw, and his smile is really a plus to his faction's, cute and both handsome at the same time, his eyes are'nt too slanted but has a very cat eye looking, has some long lashes and his gaze is very energetic, powerful, penetrating, dominant and cocky. so he has a killer eyes basically.

i like to think ayato has only one dimple, on his left cheek, it only appears when he smiles or laughs. and ayato has such a cute laugh.

but ayato face even if he has a very strong jaw, he still have a delicate and armonic face, he is a real beauty.

and bc ayato is a vampire he does'nt sweat, any, so does'nt really smell bad, but he does enjoy taking his showers, he prefers showers than baths, and it has to be a hot boiling water, he likes to relax while he cleans himself, ayato uses a scrub sponge to achieve an even greater sense of cleanliness, use a exfoliating soap and his shampoo is made of honey. he likes that smell a lot.

ayato also has a very atlethic body, he likes sports a lot! he began with the basic ones, such as basketball and soccer, but then became interested in swimming, ayato enjoys having this one in the comfort of his home.

i think ayato body is very... good, like bc he is good at sports, has some good muscles, his arms are cozy and his chest too, i love to think of ayato with big pectorals, and his abs??? omg... ayato also has a good and pominent v line, and as shu, ayato also has a (not so bushy) happy trail, i like to think that ayato is not againts his own body hair, he trims it sometimes but ayato just let his body be.

i think ayato knows how attractive he is, so he uses that to pick his clothes, like he is totally into compression shirts, dear lord. also he has a comfy but tight style, like to show his pectorals, abs and strong arms always so he puts tight fits, also likes jackets, i mean, those jackests racers use, or universal ones, or just showy and flashy jackets. very expensive too, dont like dupe's.

and i think that ayato used tio bite his nails, but since the death of his mother he stopped this, now, ayato paints them in black, not always tho, just when he is too bored and look for too long at his nails.

i think ayato also can grow a beard but he feels strange, so he shave it off, and after it he puts sunscreen only where he shaves. one time he did'nt and some acne pop out so he got scared since.

random stuff

so, ayato is really my favorite with these ones.

i think ayato is one of the most clingy and romantic one, probably bc he can't keep his hands, eyes and mouth off you but thats for later.

ayato enjoys, like really, loves romantic movies, he has seen every each one of them, really likes when the couple dont get together at the end, he thinks that is real love but he would never let his lover go.

i think ayato has win like medals of his favorites sports, except for soccer, he is'nt the runner type. and has a little shelf of trophies.

and even if ayato sleep in classes, i think he knows everyting bc how many years has he been in there? like a vampire for ever? he definetly don't need school, and in his childhood he probably studied obligated and unhappy (ofc), so when ayato learning things "obligated" in school he hates to put attention to it. i also think ayato has cheated in some exams or tests, like, he sits at the back and then copy his classmates, gets pissed if someone dont give him the answer.

and speaking about school, ayato is really popular, more than you think, i like to think that ayato is know as the treasure of his grade, i mean, he is maybe the best at gym class and don't get bad grades, he is attractive and stuff. like, you cant walk past ayato and dont look back bc he man is gorgeous.

i also think that ayato deep down, do enjoys spending time with laito and kanato, like, playing for dumb things and joking while eating, i think he do loves them, but he don't give them any kind of affection or let them have his things. oh, and ayato is very posessive, one time kanato used his soap and ayato got really mad that almost hit kanato for it. ayato dont share either food or his stuff, nothing.

i think ayato likes to go to these typical japanese festivals (idontknowthenamessorry) only for the food, and for his pretty privileges never pays, he always makes the people selling stuff give him free things.

i think ayato used to be a really insecure and anxious kid, he bited his nails and his fingers, often ended on sucking his own blood for it. and when he entered his teen ages, i think ayato pulled his hair, you know, like those people that can't help but pull it and dont notice, he had a bald spot once but no one notice.

i think ayato is the guy that when gets mad, randomly yell "bitch!" with no fucking reason, like if he is'nt finding one of his socks and gets upset, he would just yell at the air, or when someone is being terrible annoying he just yell "shut up you bitch!" its his favorite curse word. and also, when he is hearing gossip he would just comment "bitch?" like a reaction. its part of him.

oh, and a little detail, i think ayato is a little scared of religions, but not like physically, more like, he does'nt get it so always get chills from seeing religious things or hearing something related. all bc of horror religious movies, he just thinks those kind of people can be a little crazy.

nsfw

oh, i have been waiting for this, and i know you guys too so.

ayatos dick? oh dear lord.

i think ayato has a solid and proud 18 cm when is hard, like, his dick is thick and his balls also are really heavy, the tip is a little more pink and his pubic hair is there but really short and well kept. and it does'nt look up, its a little down for how heavy his dick is, and ayato always has some of liquid coming out. so his tip is glowy.

i think ayato is so dominant, he is not a bottom, but he do likes when you fignt back to be the dominant one, or talk back to him, or defy him. he really finds it hot. too submissive partner for him can be a little boring.

i think ayato loves to get reaction out of you, like he will literally try to make you nervous in all chances he gets, and his way of doing it, he is really such an ass. like if you two are studying together and he does'nt get something, he totally does but, will ask you to explain, and will play dumb until he randomly just say "i might understand if you sit on my lap... or take off you skirt, maybe like that my mind can focus on you haha" or when ayato take you blood and he is not desesperate and just having a little he will say "enjoying i see, wanting some more? i see what kind of face you are doing, dont be shy now" and his smile with his beautiful dimple? he is really a killer.

i think ayato, ofc when ayato is in love with you or just want you for himself, he is such a little kid, always holding your hand while walking or while he drives and you are by his side he is the kind of guy to hold onto you leg and squeeze it. or when he wakes up he always kiss you sleepy, or when you two say goodbye he will hug you tight and kiss you tenderly. and his kisses really are everything.

i like to think that ayato is a really good kisser, like, he knows how to go from a cute and tender kiss to a hungry and wet one, he just knows, and loves kisses too. like if you two are in a little argument and you face got a little blushed by amger he will just kiss you to shut you up and also bc he loves when you get blushed, he thinks you look so good with red cheeks "muah...what!? don't hit me! i could'nt resist you!"

oh, and if you two are together he totally is the kind of man that when passing behind you will slap you butt, not hard, he just hit it. or when you get up he also slap it, or when you bend over, or when you look pretty, he just like to touch you butt. i imagine ayato having like a normal and totally out of the clue question "hey love, do you know where my charger is?" and when you respond he kisses you "i'll go check" and slap your ass before leaving.

but oh, he doesnt only like your butt, he is obssesed with you body, i think ayato is the type of man that when you two are watching movies is touching you, like you leg, he touch it not sexually ofc, or you feet, or you hair, or any part that is comfortable for him to touch. oh and it is canon that ayato likes when you touch his hair so he also ask for that a lot when you two are just hanging out.

i think ayato can get worked up real fast, like he is so obssesed with you and so in love, in his own way, that a little peck on the lips will do to him. and after that he will try and make you get in the mood. i think ayato is not pushy about it, i mean, he tell you but he likes to work the mood first. i think ayato will start kissing you, ofc, while his hands hold your waist making you come closer, and if you two are standing up he will walk you to some surface, like a bed, a couch, a table even, he does'nt care. but not the floor tho.

and before dropping you in the bed he will squeeze your ass and slap it to then get you on bed. and he can't stand you body being so hot, bc they as vampires, dont get any kind of body heat. so he will take his shirt off before join you in bed "like what you see? be grateful for how good i treat you, ok? hehe" and his dimple really makes you weak.

me too girl, me too.

i think ayato enjoys rubbing his body against yours, like he pushes his erection against your leg as he kisses you, of course bothering your lip with his fangs, while his hands sneak under your t-shirt to pull out your bra, and his cold hands really know what they're doing, touching your skin possessively. and his breaths? when he is horny he can be vocal, but he is just so masculine.

you know when someone has such a masculine presence? and they show it with every action? but they are so pretty and handsome? thats ayato right there.

and ayato definetly will mess up with you, like he will tease your nipples through your clothes, while looking at the expressions you make "if you keep looking at me like that... i wont be able to hold myself from devour you completly" and his dick just trobs in his pants.

and he really holds back from tearing your clothes apart, like, i think ayato might take yout clothes off and just contemplate you, he loves your body. and he is going straight into your pussy.

I imagine him kneeling on the bed, he takes your legs and raises your hips to have you at the height of his mouth, he loves to eat your pussy, depending on the mood of course, it will be fast or slow, and if he is slow, he concentrates more than anything on your clit, sucking carefully and caressing it with a flat tongue "damn honey... youre so fucking wet, so good ohmm..." and he moans while eating it. he can get so pussy drunk sometimes.

and yes, he does call you honey sometimes.

and when you suck ayato's dick, he likes to be seated in the bed and you on all fours, so he can see your ass, loves to see your back as well, good arched and if you have dimples on your lower back he goes crazy, and if you suck for too long his tip his legs might shiver so ayato will take his dick off your mouth by grabbing you by your hair "fuck... don't do that honey, keep sucking me good, ok? be good for me... yes ah... only for me..."

i think for the poses that ayato likes, he probably likes a lot of them, like i think his favorites can be with your legs on his shoulders, or from behind.... but do love to have you legs on his shoulders. i imagine ayato putting it in slowly while watching you face, and his eyes are so fucking hot, he is the kind of man that will tell you with his eyes how much he desires you.

and about his pace, i do think ayato likes to start slow and deep and eventually become more rough or fast. so when he is slow he makes sure to bump a little so your tits bounce a little, and he loves to see your tits bounce, definetly will bite your ankles but not drink too much so you can keep up.

and when ayato begins to be more rough, he will slap your ass hard as he thrust you so deep, you can feel how he can touch every part of you. eventually the pose will become a mating press. his dick is just so hard and hot for you and his balls so heavy as they hit your ass.

"fuck.... ooh yes... you like that huh? you take my dick so... fucking good..."

and as ayato's balls slap your ass, he also will slap you on the cheek, not too hard tho, so then he can grab your neck and see you straight into your eyes as he keep fucking you. the room is full of wet noises and your moans, and his heavy breaths.

and ayato if feeling more horny than usual, lol, he will chain you to the bed, or put a collar with a chain to make you move. like i think ayato will be deep in you and you're too lost in it so he pulls the chain from the collar on your neck and smiles when you moan "don't take your eyes off me honey... watch me fuck you" and his abs look absolutely delicious when he thrust into you.

and if you are about to come, ayato will take it out and watch how you squirm and cry out for not cumming, frustrated bc you cant do nothing more than complain, with your hand chains keeping you in place "what? i wanted some fresh aire haha... youre melting me with that pussy of yours" and then put his heavy dick bewteen your folds, slaping a little just to hear how wet you are "hear that? your body is so honest with me... you're hole body is mine" and his cocky smile makes his dimple come out, ofc your pussy reacted to that fucking beautiful smile, so he laughs, he can be a little mean.

i think ayato do know how to make you squirt sometimes, like edging you a little, then fucking you dumb until your legs tremble in his sides, and while you cum ayato will take his dick out and slap it in your folds, and then pushing it in just where you like it over and over, and he loves to make you squirt on his dick, he thinks is so hot.

"oh fuck!... yeah... make that pussy cry... fuck yeah" and then slap your face to kiss you hungry as he keep fucking you.

oh and when ayato cums? he gets sloppy.

i think ayato can't control fully his body when he is about to cum, but one thing he always does, is taking it out and crawl on top of you while masturbating himself so he can cum in your face, and having ayato on top of you, with his dick tip on your lips, his face all messed up, his chest going up and down as he feels it coming, dear lord "open wide... be good for me honey... im close... oh fuck!" and he cums a lot, likes to see you swallow it "you did good, be grateful for making you feel good, yes?"

the aftercare is really cute with ayato, i think ayato will be exhausted after cuming maybe three times? or maybe two, so he will ask you to cuddle him, and he is the small spoon. likes to feel you touching his hair. makes him feel safe. after having a break, he will definetly get in the mood again, or if he bites you, ayato can get sleepy while doing it, but he keeps the need to fuck you more, maybe more calm and not so... him "cmon... wanna be inside you some more... be grateful, i'll make you cum just like before, what about doing it on my mouth huh? it sounds good is innit? haha"

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[7ndipity]

Their S/O Suffers From Migraines

Ot7 x Reader

Summary: How the members would look after their S/O who suffers from migraines

Warnings: none

A/N: Thanks to @coffeedepressionsoup for this request! I hope you like it!

Masterlist

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Jin: He would go into full caregiver mode at the first hints of an oncoming migraine, making sure that your space is as dark and peaceful as possible for you, that you have any medications that you need, bringing you tea or something to snack on, since he read that it can sometimes help, etc. He tries to get you set up and comfy as possible and then leaves you be, bc he doesn’t want to potentially bug you later during the worst of it. Afterwards, he’ll make you whatever foods you want and keep you comfy on the couch while you recoup.

Yoongi: I think he would be good at noticing the subtle shifts in your mood or behavior that are usually indicators of an impending migraine, quickly suggesting the two of you take a break from whatever you’re doing and maybe lie down, trying to hopefully catch it early and take precautionary measures to keep your pain to a minimum, keeping you as relaxed and comfortable as possible. Once the worst of it passes, he’ll bring you drinks and snacks and set up a cozy evening in bed for the two of you while you recover.

Hobi: At the first sign of your symptoms, he’s running around(as quietly as possible), closing curtains and shutting off the lights, and getting you whatever you need to feel comfortable. He refuses to let you do anything, wanting to be as helpful as he can be, tho he knows that for a large part of it, all he can do is just sit with you and ride it out. Afterwards, he lets you pick what y’all do, if you feel up to doing anything. Otherwise, he just curls up with you while you rest, playing with your hands or hair while you nap.

Namjoon: He has a tendency to get low-key panicked sometimes when you’re sick or hurt, so he would try and ask you as many questions as possible beforehand about ways he can help so that he’s prepared and ready to do whatever you need him to in order to help you feel better, whether that's bringing you cold/heat packs, or finishing up your work and tasks for you so that you can rest without worrying about them. Whatever he’s doing tho, he’s always super soft spoken and gentle with you, treating you so tenderly that it almost makes you cry.

Jimin: He would be the most dedicated caregiver during these times. It absolutely breaks his heart to see you in sort of pain or discomfort and not be able to fix it, but he does what he can to make you as comfortable as possible, fixing pillows and lights just to your needs, bringing you ice water or tea, double checking with you on everything as he goes. Once you start feeling better, he’ll set up a cozy movie night for the two of you, even tho you have to keep your eyes closed and the sound low bc your senses are sensitive, he just wants to cuddle you and keep you close. 

Taehyung: He's surprisingly good at reading your cues and handling your symptoms, even communicating through gestures and hand signals at times if talking is too painful or difficult. Half the time he just lays with you, not saying anything, just wanting to be near you in case you need anything, lowkey trying to manifest/project healing energy into you. Once you start to feel better, he’ll cuddle you close, making sure that you have whatever you need first, but just wanting you to give you as much love as possible.

Jungkook: He would constantly be researching and finding different things that are supposed to help you with the pain, like those cooling compression headband things and noise canceling headphones for sound sensitivity. He keeps extra heat/cold packs and pain meds at his place in case you need them. He hates seeing you in pain and not being able to do anything, so he tries to compensate with gadgets and preparedness. Afterwards, he’s always extra gentle and affectionate with you, giving you anything you want, from cuddles to takeout to album spoilers(don’t tell the others tho shh)

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[demonlorddiva]

Obey me brothers with a sick mc!

I feel my Magnum opus for this page will be a full sickfic with the obey me brothers and maybe some others but for now, I have these hcs for ya. Enjoy!

Lucifer

Boy is STRESSED but trying to keep calm for you

At least his brothers promised to be good, be quiet, and not do any pranks while your not feeling well

If you try to hide your illness from him he will immediately call you out on it and make you go to bed

If you’ve seen kamisama kiss I think Lucifer would very much be like tomoe

Just straight up walking up behind you, feeling your forehead and ordering you to go to bed

He’s in charge of your medicine. He has an alarm set to his phone for the exact minute you need another dose

Will bring you into his room to keep a close eye on you, with the fireplace and Lucifer cuddling you there’s no need to worry about chills

Very worried if you don’t want to eat. Will practically beg you to have some broth at least

Wants to take your temperature and know exactly how your feeling and if it’s getting worse or not at all times

If it gets bad he will (begrudgingly) ask Solomon for help

Very good at giving comfort, will let you know everything is okay and that he will take care of you and you will be better in no time

Mammon

Bros panicking tbh

Thinks this is the end that your dying and you’ll never recover

Will use this as an excuse to stay home from school

“What do ya mean?? My humans sick they can’t be home alone!! They need the great mammon to take care of them!”

Read a fic once where mammon stays home with you when your sick, and he thinks this is an opportunity to hang out when you are legitimately Ill and just want to sleep and I find that so accurate sorry LMAO

“Your tired?? I wanted to watch a movie with ya! 😞”

But once he finds out your actually hurting and not feeling well he gets empathetic

If you need something he’s on the move trying to get it for you

You want some water? Well if asmos having a glass he will take it right out of his hands just so he can get it to you faster

Will only leave your room if he’s dragged out by someone else cause he needs to take care of himself or rest for a bit

Levi

Panicking x2

Thinks your dying at first and doesn’t want to come near with the fear of not knowing what to do if something goes wrong

But once you tell him you just want someone with you/ just some comfort all the romance animes he’s seen where the main character is sick he’s ON IT

Checks your temperature, gets you more blankets and pillows, the whole 9 yards 

Will order your favorite takeout/comfort food

If you don’t feel like leaving your room, he will play video games on his handheld in your bed till you fall asleep

If you want to go to his room, it’s already set up before you get there

His bathtub bed is stocked with the best blankets and all the plushies so your extra comfy

Will put on an easy to watch slice of life anime for you to watch while you relax

Room is STOCKED with all the essentials. Pain medication, chest rub, water, light snacks, all so you don’t have to get up and he doesn’t have to leave his room

I LOVE watching ppl play video games so I hc that he plays a single player game so you can watch

He’s CONSTANTLY messaging Lucifer every time you cough, sneeze, groan, to the point where he gets mad and comes and checks on you himself and tells Levi to calm down

Overall he’s very attentive and caring and you NEED to get better now!! He needs his player 2!

Satan

He’s got suspicions ever since the night before when you said your throat hurts

Keeps a watchful eye on you for the rest of the night, making you go to bed early

He’s read up on every single illness a human can get, this is his time to shine and take care of you!

If he gets his hands on your medication before Lucifer does, he’s in charge. No discussions. He will give it to you the moment you need it

If you have a fever, he’s there with a cold compress, having you drink water and saying the sweetest things while you work through it

He’s not worried, stop asking, he’s cool as a cucumber

He says as he opens every human world illness book he can find

Very comforting, will give you all the cuddles if you ask

Definitely reads to you till you fall asleep

Doesn’t want to leave when you do drift off, worried you’ll get worse

Makes you the best human world soup for you to eat with all the nutrients for you to get better

Asmo

Will be worried he will get sick too and ruin his beauty (sorry asmo stans, I am too but it’s a fact I’m sorry 😭)

At first he sends you encouraging messages and definitely checks up on you

But once Solomon lets him know he can’t get sick from you he’s all over you

He doesn’t know what he’s doing, but he has a nurses costume. And dressing the part is half of the job right?

He’s bubbly and bright, hoping to put a smile on your face

Feels your forehead and knows you have a fever and has no idea how to help

When you tell him you’ve taken medication already it makes him feel better

A full spa day is in order, he brings you to his room where the bath is already prepared with essential oils, salts, and different scents to warm you up and open your sinuses

If your okay with it (he will ask permission before walking in on you in the bath) he will wash and condition your hair, getting out all the knots in your hair from staying in bed for the past few days

He has one of his silk pajama sets for you to wear, cooking enough when you have a fever but covered enough so you don’t get a cold

Will put your head in his lap and massage your head, neck, and shoulders if you have any pain till you fall asleep

But if you fall asleep he *might* just sneak a couple selfies of you looking “so sleepy and SO adorable!”

Beel

Immediately worried

If he’s the first person to find out your sick, he picks you up, takes you to the common room, and says “mcs dying”

He’s never seen you so weak before and he’s just so worried and wants to get you help NOW

Will listen to anyone giving him instructions on what to get you or what to do

VERY comforting, it seems like he knows the exact times you need a cuddle or for someone to tell you it’s okay

You keep telling everyone your not hungry, that your in pain and you don’t want to eat, nothing sounds good

Then beel goes “what if I make you ___?”

His cooking just sounds better for some reason

Maybe it’s because you know if beel made it it’s tasty? Or maybe you know if he made it it’s made with love

Will feed you, no questions. He doesn’t want you wasting your energy feeding yourself

You’ll never be cold again cause he’s right there at all times with a hug

Belphegor

He knows humans, so when you have a cold he’s not worried (or so he says)

“Ew gross your sick? Wait no don’t kick me out I wanna cuddle”

He tries to remain chill so you relax as well

He’s always there, whenever you wake up from sleeping he’s there shushing you back to sleep

All the cuddles, all day long

But what you don’t know is that he’s not sleeping

He’s constantly messaging Solomon or Lucifer letting them know your condition

And constantly making sure your sleeping well and feeling okay

Forces all the brothers to get things you need

If they complain he will say that you are cold and he can’t leave cause you NEED him

When you get better he will ask for favors

“Come on i was so helpful when you were sick! You can do the dishes tonight right?”

Do one favor and tell him your done for your own sake

As I said I wanna get into making full fics and I have ideas I’m just nervous for no reason BUT I hope you like this and I hope you have a good day okay bye ✌️

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Oh, I'm pretty boy?

pairing: katsuki bakugo x sick!reader

c/w: fluff, early relationship, petnames (katsuki calls reader babe, reader evidently calls katsuki pretty lol), sprinkles of hispanic!reader/spanish-speaking!reader, gn!reader

wc: 1.3k

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You've been sick the last few days.

You're on the tail-end of recovery now, thank god, but for most of the week you've been bed-ridden, and snotty, and sweaty, and hot, and cold. It's been miserable, if you're being honest. With the light at the end of the tunnel in view, you're glad the worst of it is over.

There has been one upside to being sickly, though--one aspect that makes you wish you could be sick just one more day: Ever since you fell ill, since the moment he'd heard you were taking leave off work to rest at home for a bit, you've been under the thorough care of your very own, self-appointed nurse, Katsuki.

There's this saying: "You'll never truly know someone well enough until you've seen them struggle financially, grieve a lost loved one, or witness them while they're sick."

Your relationship is new. Not early days, but still far too soon for him to be seeing you sick, for your liking.

But when he showed up at your door a couple days ago--masked up, worry-eyed, and holding all the essentials for treating a typical head cold--how could you refuse him?

And to be fair, he's been a rock. He's changed your compresses (water bowl kept at optimal temperature), given you medicine in intervals (timed and administered to the MINUTE), and even cooked you palatable meals (anything you could keep down, but namely the caldo recipe he got from your mom when he asked her what you ate when you're sick). He did everything short of rubbing Vick's vapo rub on you (not for lack of trying), all while keeping a level head and brushing aside your concerns over feeling like you're burdening him.

"You're my partner," he'd say matter-of-factly. "This is my job, ain't it?"

A rhetorical question. He said it as if it was an irrefutable truth, as if he hadn't even considered an alternative, as if the very thought of leaving you to fend off this cold by yourself was an affront to your relationship, scowl on his face and all.

His bedside manner needed work, but when he said those words to you... let's just say the flush rising up your face probably had nothing to do with the cold.

So, yeah. While you're happy to be feeling better, you can't help being a little disappointed that the doting will soon come to an end.

Which is why you now sit with your head resting in your hands, elbows on the kitchen bar, making the most of admiring a now unmasked Katsuki as he cooks your dinner on what will be the last of your "sick days."

You're unashamed in your ogling. You feel bold. It might be the relaxed atmosphere. It might be the way Katsuki let you wear his hoodie tonight... It might just be the cold medicine. You feel dozy, comfy, and so dopily content as you watch your boyfriend chop vegetables.

He does it with ease--so practiced that it's like he's on autopilot. His defenses are down, completely in his element.

"'Ya sure you want all this cooked in with your rice?" Now that you're feeling better, he's less inclined to hold his tongue about his thoughts on your childhood dishes.

You yawn and nod. "Mhm, it's the way my mami always makes it."

"Just sayin', I could make ya rice without all this extra stuff."

"It's a good thing you're not making rice, Katsuki." You pout dramatically for emphasis. "You're making sopita."

"Sopita," he repeats, shaking his head with a sideways grin. "Alright, babe. I've got you covered. Sopita coming right up."

You switch to resting your cheek in one hand, continuing to observe your boyfriend as he works. He looks so serene this way. With his smug little half smile, even his expression screams "relaxed"--very unlike his usual frown and furrowed brow.

You're not used to seeing him like this. Sure, you've seen him in a good mood, upbeat, excited, even downright elated, like on the day you agreed to go out with him.

Katsuki has always been an... expressive person, even when it doesn't grant him the most flattering of expressions.

Right now, though, while he's contented and caring for you in the comfort of your own home, his features are on display in such a way that you wonder if the cough syrup really is getting to you.

He looks almost...

Pretty...

"You're starin'."

You know you are. "Sorry," you laugh. "I was just thinking how it's a shame you have such a cara de fuchi most of the time, Kats. You're so pretty."

His head snaps toward you. "Fucking WHAT." The furrow is back in his brow. If you were paying proper attention, you'd notice the flush rising up his neck and the back of his ears, but your eyelids are feeling a bit heavy at this point.

You wave your free hand dismissively. "You know, cara de fuchi," you explain. You're sure you've used this phrase in front of him before. "Like you're a sour puss, you pull faces--"

"I'm not fucking pretty," he interrupts.

You open your eyes slightly to squint at him. "Pfft," you laugh. "Has no one ever told you that?"

"Hell, no." He turns back to the task at hand. Grumbling under his breath.

With his signature grimace making its return, the allure is gone; but now that you've seen it, you can't unsee it. He's beautiful. His eyes are a nice shape, and the crimson color of his irises is striking against his light complexion. The way his hair falls just above is strong browbone makes you want to push it back and rub at the scrunch between his brows. And you know he has soft lips, but on top of that, they're such a nice shade of pink. His jawline. His cheekbones. His chin.

It's a fundamental truth. Katsuki Bakugo is pretty.

You fold your arms on the island and press your cheek into the crook of your elbow. "I'm sure people would tell you more often if all the pretty wasn't covered up by your perpetual stank face."

Cue said stank face. He bumbles over his words in frustration for a second. "You're sick and loopy, stop bein' weird."

You giggle. "And you have a nice face when you're not acting chronically disgusted by the world."

He looks at you properly and you smile to yourself in pure delight and fondness.

"You're pretty when you're happy, Katsuki."

He deliberates over it for a moment, stank face semi relaxing. He's about to say something else when you cut into the silence with another yawn.

His gaze softens into an amused smirk as he reaches for your cheek and pinches softly. "Alright, alright. Don't fall asleep on me just yet, you gotta eat properly before goin' to bed."

You swat his hand away and rise to attention while rubbing your eyes. "Okay, okay. I'm up."

He smiles and goes back to cooking your half-prepared meal. "Ponte las pilas, or whatever the hell your mom says when you start lazin' around."

You huff at that. "I regret teaching you Spanish, you always pick up the worst phrases."

Katsuki barks out a laugh and you can't help the snort that follows as you giggle right along with him.

You two settle into the monotony of the last evening of your first of many sick days together. You're sure your boyfriend has had more than enough of witnessing you sick to satisfy stipulations. Suffice to say that he felt he knew you and your "sleepy freak tendencies" a bit better now.

There's definitely an addendum you'd make to that old saying, though: You'll never know how pretty someone is until you've seen them care for you while you're sick.

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[prettyoatmeal]

MORE John Price Headcanons While You're Dating

Part 2 to this!

Since SO many people (like 4) were asking for me to do a part 2, here it is! Enjoy! A/N at the end!

Genre: Fluff! Smut after the buffer.

Summary: Just some more headcanons I've thought of. GN reader, no mentions of Y/N.

Content Warnings: NSFW After buffer.

Masterlist here!

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Big big big big boy.

He's quite muscular, got that meat on him (I mean, hell. Look at those shoulders). This means he needs to buy pretty large sized clothing for himself when he's out shopping.

This also means that they're a perfect size for you, able to very easily slide into a shirt of his and just wear that with how long it is on you.

They're just so comfy and baggy and cover you up so well, they're nice for when you don't feel like wearing something form fitting or if yours are in the wash.

John would definitely approve.

They'd smell like him, like home, how could you not wear them every now and again?

If you asked really nicely, John would get you a personal travel bottle of his cologne to keep on you at all times.

If you two are deployed, then he'd definitely pack a few extra shirts and sweaters of his because he knows you'll want some with you in the barracks. Maybe sleep in them or use them as a pillow case.

Seeing you in his clothes would definitely rile him up, seeing how the shirt gathers around your hips especially would leave a lasting effect on him. Expect his hands to be all over you.

You'd get the same reaction from him from wearing something more form fitting.

Wearing something that hugs your curves and shows off how great you look?

Oh boy.

It would drive him mad.

Would purposefully buy you shirts or those bike shorts in a half size too small and blame it on forgetting your size or being an 'accident' just to watch you try them on and gaze how the fabric squeezes around your chest and thighs.

Would definitely get heart eyes from that.

"John, are you sure this is my size?" as you finally pull the shirt over your chest, feeling how constricting the fabric is.

"Is or isn't, you look divine!"

If you wear a proper compression shirt, he'd probably die on the spot.

please please please please wear one.

No matter how thick or thin you are, he'd love every bit of how you look, and he'd definitely make that well known to you.

Definitely the kind to love playing with your hair, especially if it's long. He'd love braiding it, brushing it, running his fingers through it, literally anything,

Loves feeling how soft it is right after you wash it.

Will probably offer to help you dry it.

"Allow me," typa guy for sure.

He'd also be very big on communication.

He's had a lot of experience and has realised that bottling feelings up and keeping them locked away can only make the situations worse.

If you notice he's particularly upset, would always vent to you (If you're comfy w that of course) just to get how he's feeling out of the way, hoping it won't interfere with anything else.

Not one to pull the silent treatment, in fact, he hates it. If you're the kind to pull the silent treatment, he would egg it out of you one way or another.

"I'm too old for this, spit it out," in the kindest way possible.

He knows how draining it is physically and mentally to keep your emotions to yourself, so he'd always convince you to finally let it all loose.

Please tell him how you're feeling, especially if he's the person you're upset with. It breaks his heart seeing you upset and will 100% do everything in his power to make the situation right again.

The type to get grumpy or emotional when he's sleepy. Sometimes he just needs a soft chest or soft tummy to lay his head on and he'll be out like a light.

If you would let him sleep on top of you, that is. All that muscle would be pretty heavy so unless he knew you could take it, little spoon would do just fine for him.

Yeah, he'd love being little spoon. Loves feeling your arms pulling him deeper into your chest.

John is pretty dominant in a traditional sense, very masculine, a fierce leader, knows exactly what he wants and how he's going to get it, but he's also a massive softie and will do anything and everything to have your full attention when he's in the mood.

Yes, he wants to be little spoon, yes, he will also lead an army of men through a battlefield. They exist.

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NSFW

He's an ass man, 100%.

Y'know how I said he'll 'accidentally' buy smaller sizes just to see how the material so perfectly forms itself to your curves?

Yeah, this is why.

Will grab and slap your ass at every chance he gets (with your consent, ofc) even in the most innocent of situations.

Whether you're bending down to pick up something you've dropped, over the kitchen counter while pulling something down from the top shelves, or just leaning over the dinner table to wipe it down, SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! Jolting you forward.

Loves to hear that high pitched, surprised shriek coming from your mouth at the sudden impact of his hand on your behind.

Backshots with him would be crazy, fingers intertwined with your hair, pushing your face into the mattress as he pounds into you from behind.

Doggy or reverse cowgirl would be his favourite positions because he just gets that full view of your ass jiggling with each bounce or each thrust from his hips.

Definitely wouldn't be gentle, but wouldn't be too rough either, that perfect balance.

Maybe a bit rougher when he's desperate or releasing some pent up stress, but all in all, he wouldn't dare to hurt you unless its the very occasionally slap on the ass or thighs.

I feel like it would be out of his comfort zone as well. Seeing how prominent his hand prints can be after spanking, seeing them on your face or anywhere else would probably make him upset during the process.

Spanking would be the furthest he'd go, making sure the skin is red and raw.

Would stop if he notices you're crying. Breaks his heart.

On the contrary, will gladly make you cry with his head between your legs. Feeling how you twitch against his mouth every time he makes you cum brings a smile to his lips.

VERY focused on making you cum first. Very focused on making sure you're comfortable ad satisfied all the way.

Definitely prefers to be dominant in bed, likes having that control.

Daddy kink probably.

He probably wouldn't make too much noise in bed, maybe a few groans and whines. But would for sure be a dirty talker.

"Yeah, that feels good, doesn't it?"

"Sucking daddy's cock- fuck, -so well, Gorgeous.."

"So fucking tight, aint ya. Mmh, fuck, keep squeezing around me like that, Dove."

Will only let out a classic moan for when he cums.

"That's it, gonna fill you up so good- ahh~!"

Surprising at first since he'd never made all that much sound before but the more you know.

Its totally hot though.

King of aftercare, tbh.

Would gladly carry you everywhere after you've become too sore to walk anywhere yourself.

Even if you can walk after a pounding, will still carry you. Gotta be treated like royalty after letting him slam into your holes like that.

Boy, did it feel good.

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I somehow accidentally deleted the first draft of this I made so this turned out a lot shorter than I first wanted it to :(

Also why it took so long lol. I swear, idk why my Tumblr is bugging so much but losing like 2k words after I've worked on it all day literally broke my heart.

Probably don't expect a part 3, but after having a few days to myself, my motivation has defo returned haha.

Goodnight!! <33

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[riahollywood]

missing you | christian pulisic

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notes: this has been in my drafts ever since we were blessed with the white compression shirt pics. basically just some filthy phone sex smut 🤭 enjoy ✨

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the ache between her legs only became more prominent as her boyfriend shot a cheeky wink to his teammate, the compression shirt clinging deliciously to his defined abs as he walked over to envelope a couple of his teammates in a hug, celebrating their win.

a smile etched on y/n’s face as she rested her head back against the soft headboard, sitting up slightly on her and christian’s shared bed.

her lips dropped into a pout as the tv footage cut away from christian and his team, the opposing team manager appearing on screen as the man behind the camera begun to ask his questions.

she was feeling majorly sorry for herself. already seething that her holiday request had been denied by her boss, now she couldn’t even look at his pretty face and sweaty body on her tv.

she decided to try and distract herself for a little while till christian called her. she knew he would be straight on the other end of the phone as soon as he got back to his hotel room. it was their usual routine, whenever y/n couldn’t join him, he’d always call her after a game. win or lose, he loved hearing her voice when she couldn't be there with him.

y/n decided to kill some time by indulging in a little pamper session, using the time to relax herself in a hot bath with her favourite salts before coating her body in her butters and lotions.

as she dried herself off, she was feeling mischievous and still riled up from seeing her boyfriend looking so handsome and not being able to have him. with that on her mind, she decided to tease him.

it wasn’t the first time she had done it and it certainly wouldn’t be the last. sending risky pictures, she knew it was a sure fire way to have christian in the palm of her hand when he called later on.

she picked out a black lacey lingerie set, discarding of her bath towel and slipping it onto her fresh body.

she exited the bathroom, heading back to their bedroom where she got comfy on their shared bed once more.

y/n pulled out her phone and opened up the camera app. she admired the way the thin bits of lace looked on her body. the tiny thong covered just about all it needed to whilst the thin material of the bra brushed against her hardened nipples and had her breasts spilling over the cups in a way she was certain christian would love.

she moved her body about, angling it in different positions till she was happy, capturing her body so perfectly she was certain it would have christian weak at his knees.

< 1 image attached

missing you x

send.

she smirked to herself as she locked her phone, putting it back down on the bed next to her and keeping herself busy by scrolling through netflix till christian replied.

not even 10 minutes had passed when her phone begun to ring, her heart bubbling as the sweet picture of the two of them flashed up onto the screen.

deciding she wasn’t done with teasing him just yet, she ignored the call, letting it go through to her answer phone.

ping.

call me. now. x

she smirked to herself as she saw the message flash up onto the screen, retrieving her phone from the mattress. she ran her hand through her hair, smoothing it out a little before pressing call back.

one ring was all it took for her boyfriend to pick up.

“hey, baby.” she answered sweetly, voice laced with fake innocence, doing her best to come off as ingenuous as she could before she caved, which she knew wouldn’t be too long.

“why didn’t you answer?” his voice was husky and stern and y/n pressed her thighs together at the sound of it. she had missed it so much.

“i- i didn’t hear it, im sorry.”

“mhm, too busy touching yourself?”

“no.” y/n answered quickly and honestly before taking a breath, “needed to wait to hear your voice to do that.”

christian groaned down the phone. he loved how needy she was for him. even when he was away, she needed him to be able to pleasure herself.

“what do you think you’re doing, sweetheart?” his voice was low. “sending me pictures like that, what if someone saw, mhm? wouldn’t want people finding out what a dirty little slut you are, would we?” she squeezed her legs together at his filthy words. there was a momentary silence that followed, clouded only by the noise of christian’s belt being unbuckled and his zipper being pulled down.

the thought of him pulling his cock from its confinded constraints was all too much for her, she finally had to finally do something about the ache between her legs. ghosting her hands down her body, she lightly traced her nipples through the lace as her other hand begun to trace gentle circles over her clit through her underwear.

a breathy groan left christian’s mouth as he thumbed at the precum on the tip of his dick before giving it a few measly tugs.

“i’m sorry, i just…” her fingers continued their delicate movements as she awaited further instructions from her boyfriend, but she couldn’t help a whimper from spilling from her lips as she felt just how damp the lace had become from her arousal of just watching him all sweaty on her screen. “i told you, i miss you, chris.”

a throaty groan left his lips and she knew he was looking at the picture she had sent him.

he begun stroking up and down, closing his eyes as he pictured his girlfriend’s soft hand doing the work instead of his. “i miss you more, baby, but i’ll be home tomorrow and all yours for a whole week.”

y/n giggled softly. “i can’t wait to have you back with me- oh.” she cut herself off with a moan as she slid a finger underneath her underwear, collecting some of the wetness to easily glide soft circles on her clit. “‘s not fair, you looked so hot tonight, baby. got me all worked up when you’re not here to fuck me so good.”

“you think so, sweetheart?” christian spoke, his first increasing it’s speed as he kept it wrapped tightly around himself. he wasn't too sure how he had ended up here so soon after the game, but he loved how easily he had her putty in his hands.

christian had frantically thrown his phone back into his jacket pocket when he had opened up the message, praying to God that his teammates behind him on the coach had not seen it. luckily they weren’t too far from the team hotel when he opened it and after making some excuse about wanting to unwind on his own, he made his way up to his room, locking the door and slouching back onto the king size bed as he frantically reached for his phone to call his girl back.

“so hot, baby. wish you could feel how wet you’ve made me.” y/n’s silky voice and desperate words went straight to his dick, his heart beginning to pound in his chest as he thought about his girl back at home in his bed touching herself to the thought of him.

“are you touching yourself, baby?” christian asked, his voice curious with want for her words even though he already knew the answer.

she continued rubbing slow circles around her clit, the wetness allowing for perfecly smooth strokes. her other hand lightly grazed over her hardened nipple through her bra before dipping in and gently pinching between two fingers, just how christian would do. “i’m sorry, i couldn’t wait till tomorrow.”

“tease yourself, baby. imagine it’s me, my big cock running up and down you, feeling how wet you are.” she did as she was told, christian feeling himself get harder and harder as quiet moans travelled through the phone that was now propped up against her ear.

she did as she was told, using two fingers to run up and down her slit before slipping them inside. “fuck, feels so good, christian, so good,” she moaned and christian let out a soft chuckle at how worked up she was already.

“yeah? you like that baby? you imagining your fingers are my cock?”

she whined, nodding her head. "yes. oh fuck yes."

christian’s hand came to a still as he used his other to grab his phone and snap a quick picture l, capturing his fist wrapped firmly around his shaft, the sensitive head red and dripping in precum.

he quickly sent the image and it wasn’t long till it was evident y/n had seen it, christian smirking to himself when a high pitched moan hits his ears.

she moved her fingers to mimic the movements christian would make to the best of her ability.

“my good fucking girl, aren’t you?”

a lewd moan fell from her lips, her fingers curling to graze deliciously against her sweet spot, the same way christian’s dick would press against it as he would bury himself deep inside her. god, she missed him so much.

“answer me, princess.” his voice was desperate, “need to hear you.”

“yes,” she managed to wrangle out, almost losing herself completely to the pleasure. “your good girl, only yours, christian.”

christian chuckled lowly as she continued to whimper. the sweet sounds passing through the phone line had christian aching for her touch, silently cursing the distance between them as he worked his first fast and hard.

“fuck, tell me how good it feels. are you thinking about me fucking you, sweetheart? wish i was the one fucking that pretty pussy of yours?”

“mhm, wish it was your cock instead, nothing feels as good as you do, baby.”

his head fell back as his fist continued to work himself, his other hand reaching round to cup his balls as he squeezed ever so slightly. christian imagined the warmth of her tight walls snuggly around him as she would clench tightly, approaching her high.

the wet sounds of his fist working himself had y/n even more frustrated she hadn’t been able to get the time off work, knowing how well christian would’ve fucked her after such a good game.

“can you hear how much i miss you, sweetheart?” christian husky spoke down the phone. a half moan mixed with a murmur of ‘yeah’ left her lips as she brought her other hand down to play with her clit, rubbing fast circles on the now swollen nub as her other hand continued to pump in and out, curving her fingers every so often.

“wish it was you, wish it was your big cock making me feel so good. want to feel you fill me up with your come, baby.” a high pitched noise left her mouth as her digits hit her sweet spot hard, her thighs tensing as her orgasm approached.

“gonna fuck you so good when i’m home, sweetheart. gonna bend you over our bed and you’re gonna let me pound you into that mattress till you’re screaming my name.”

“yes, fuck, i- i’m so close, chris, baby, i-oh.” she parted her lips, letting out a moan and throwing back her head as she let the blissful feeling completely consume her body.

christian groaned, his eyes falling shut as he felt his high approaching. “fuck, y/n, ‘m gonna come, princess.” her moans were enough to send him over the edge, his eyes falling closed as she moaned his name, riding out her high till she was so sensitive and had to remove her fingers.

christian opened him eyes, his fist still wrapped around his now softening cock as white ropes of his come covered his hand and thigh.

“naughty girl. got me in such a mess, baby.”

y/n giggled as she took in some breaths, trying to calm herself from her intense orgasm. “you know if i was there i’d help clean your mess up.”

christian groaned, his sensitive dick twitching at the thought of her tongue on his skin, cleaning up his come from his body.

“i’ll have you know it’s your mess, not mine sweetheart. i was ready for an early night till i got your promiscuous text.”

she giggled down the phone. “i’m sure i can make it up to you when you’re home.”

a groggy ‘mhm’ left christian. “oh, i’ll make sure you do, baby.”

[russellsppttemplates]

Time off the track (Lance Stroll)

Lance and Y/N enjoy having a long weekend off

Note: english is not my first language. I get all fluttery when I write these pieces! Had some trouble finding friends names (they're very private, and I respect that) so I just made up my own.

Thank you so much to everyone who likes and reblogs, your feedback is appreciated 🤍 and I'm taking requests so if you have any ideas or concepts you want to share, feel free to do so as I'll try to get to them the best I can!

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"Sweetheart", Lance called from his spot on the sofa once he heard you arrive back home from work. "In a minute, just need to take these things off my feet", he heard you chuckle before the small creek from the cabinet where you stored your shoes.

"I'm here!", you walked inside, Lance's eyes doing his overall check-up. He didn't notice he was doing it until Henry pointed it out for him in the last race weekend you went to, but apparently the minute you showed up after being somewhere out of his sight, your husband's eyes checked you out from head to toe, looking for any signs of discomfort and then focusing on your babybump, usually bringing a smile to his lips.

"Sit here, I want a cuddle while I tell you my suggestion", he opened his arms, letting you wiggle around and into a comfortable position.

"Oh, what suggestion?", you wondered after you pecked his lips.

"The guys want to have spend the next weekend doing something fun together. It's a long weekend and it would nice spending time together", he explained, hand coming up to your bump and rubbing the skin under the cotton fabric of your shirt.

"That sounds good, actually. A weekend away that doesn't involve racing", you mumbled.

"There's actually a race, still. They want to go to Texas and watch", Lance offered, not wanting to keep you in the dark.

"What I meant was you wouldn't be racing, so we will be travelling all together and I have you to myself still", you wiggled your eyebrows, "and Texas is a really good idea, me and baby have been craving BBQ", you smirked.

"Other than seeing the race, we can just explore the area a bit, see what comes up and what people recommend we do", Lance added, "it will be good to take a few days off".

"Yes, enjoy the sun, good food, good company. Sounds good to me", you smiled sweetly, kissing his cheek and carrying on talking about each of your days.

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The group consisted of you, Lance, Anna and her partner Michael, Mark and his wife Evie, Benjamin and Theo, arriving on time like scheduled to the airport, "how are we all feeling on this fine early morning?", Benjamin was the first to speak once you found yourselves by the gate.

"Could've done with a little bit more sleep, if I'm honest", Evie groaned into her husband's shoulder, "but otherwise very excited".

"Me too! Can't wait to feel some sun in my face", you smiled, taking off your jacket since you were feeling hot and giving everyone a show of your baby bump.

"Oh, it's so cute, Y/N! You look great!", Anna gasped, hands in front of her mouth as she got closer to you, "you're glowing!".

"And I also have these sexy things", you lifted your pants to show the compression socks the doctor recommended you wear whenever you boarded flights. You always travelled in comfy clothes, having learned over the years that any other way was simply not the way to go, so you had on a loungewear tracksuit, the flowy pants matching the equally roomy sweater.

"Doctor's orders?", she wondered and you nodded, "I already have issues as it is before getting pregnant, so it wasn't like I didn't expect it. You get used to them after a while", you said, checking to see if everyone was ready to walk to the plane once they checked your passports.

"Would you like something to drink before we take off?", the flight attendant wondered, taking orders from everyone, "could you please get us a bottle of water?", Lance asked, knowing you would forget about it.

"I was going to drink it", you teased, accepting the cup and drinking its content, "I remember what the doctor said", you smiled.

By the time you had been flying for a quarter of the expected time for the whole flight, you got up, walking along the small corridor while rubbing your bump.

"Is this a runway competition? Because we don't stand a chance when you look like that", Theo hyped you up, making you giggle as you exaggerated your walk for a few seconds before feeling your daughter kick.

"Doctor said to keep moving, since the socks can only do so much, and she's been kicking like crazy", you added, tapping the spot over your bellybutton where she seemed to kick harder.

"Hey! If she's kicking, I get privileges!", Lance called, making you stop in front of him as he places his palm where your hand was.

"Do you guys want to go get ready for the pool? I don't feel like doing much else today", Anna suggested, earning nods from everyone before you split into your rooms.

"Lance!", you called, seeing your husband come back from the balcony, "I think I need help taking these off, I can't bend properly", you blushed, not feeling strong enough to pull the socks away from your legs.

Chuckling, he bent down, kneeling on the floor so he could help you, massaging the skin and kissing your calves, "do they feel good?", he asked.

"Thank you", you groaned, wiggling your toes, "yes, it's a nice feeling, I might actually take these up after little one joins us, but they're a pain to get out", you offered, kissing his forehead and helping him get up, "let's go and enjoy the sunny day!", you cheered.

After getting ready, you met the rest of the group by the pool, the guys already in the water while the girls preferred to stay in the sun.

"Are you going us or joining them?", Michael wondered, "I'm going in the water, I've had enough of cold, gloomy days", you said, finding the steps so you could ease into the water. Taking off the cover up and throwing it to your chair, everyone's eyes travelled to your uncovered bump.

"Come here", Lance stretched his arms and beckoned you to approach him, chest and hair dripping wet since he had jumped in. Wrapping your arm around his waist, his right hand went to your bump immediately, "does he ever unlatch from your bump? Or is he always keeping his girls within arm reach distance?", Benjamin chuckled. It was all friendly banter and he was genuinely happy for his friends.

"A good mix of both", you confessed, "It's all new territory and we're going through all of this together. Besides, I've been feeling very clingy and wanting to start nesting, so I'm probably the one attached to him", you blushed.

"I want to float for a bit, your sister said that the best thing she did for her back pain when she was pregnant was relieve the pressure by being in the water", you held your husband's hand, getting ready to let yourself fall on your back.

"We're standing by here just in case you start sinking down like a nail", Mark noted with a giggle, making the boys do a circle around you and Lance as you kicked your legs up.

After a few moments of finding your balance, gravity and all things physics worked as your bump and chest rose up, poking out of the water while you floated, "Y/N! This is such a cute pick! Little one with all her uncles protecting you both!", Evie exclaimed, getting her phone and snapping a few pictures at the moment.

"Now move away, I want to snap a few of just Y/N, she looks glorious", she complimented as the boys swam away, "gorgeous, mama, absolutely gorgeous".

"It feels good", you moaned, "I feel so light weight, like, feather-light", you smiled when you saw Lance look back at you, "we can look into it when we go back home, anything to make you more comfortable, sweetheart", he said, kissing your lips before he held your ankles, moving your body as you giggled, not noticing Evie recording the video she claimed was "for when the little princess grows up and wants to know what love is". Her parents would be the best example and this one of the many moments to show it.

When you got back to the lounging chairs, carefully rubbing sun protection cream on before laying down, the boys started playing Padel in the court the house you rented had, shouts and groans heard while you and the girls got some colour on your skin.

"They're just little boys sometimes, aren't they?", Anna noted, seeing Lance and her boyfriend bicker about a foul.

"In some ways, I guess, but it's good they have eachother to spend time with, Goodness knows I won't play that", Evie sneered, "would you, Y/N?".

"What? Play Padel?", they nodded, "I've played with Lance before, with the other drivers and their partners. I'm not that great, but I'm not nearly as competitive as them, so I just play for the fun of it. Lance was kind enough to invite me out of it when he Charles were fighting for the first place in their Driver's Padel Championship", you chuckled.

.

"I love these dresses on you", Lance complimented, his hand grabbing yours and twirling you around, smiling when you faced him again and kissing your forehead.

"Thank you, my love", you added, seeing Michael return with the passes for the race, "we're all set guys, c'mon!", he nudged, handing everyone their pass before you walked to the entrance, a couple of photographers taking pictures and a group of fans asking Lance for autographs.

"That's where we will be", you pointed to the hospitality, walking in and choosing somewhere to sit. While you, Evie and Anna enjoyed this racing series, you were planning to stay on sofas while the boys were standing against the balcony railing so they could watch the race.

Throughout the weekend, you couldn't help but notice how Lance had been having so much fun with the boys, making a mental note to do these things more often when you had the opportunity.

He said something and loudly laughed, bringing your attention to him before your daughter made herself known, "it's daddy, I know", you smiled, rubbing your bump.

"She always kicks when he laughs?", Evie cooed, "My goodness, if you two don't stop being so cute, I'm next", she let out a groan.

"Yes, or when he speaks to the bump very closely. The books say she's able to recognise his voice, and it's very cute", you smiled, "although the bigger she gets, she'll soon start kicking my bladder".

"Wooo-ooh!", Lance said as you assumed the race was going well, looking back to check on you and blowing you a kiss.

.

The vineyard was truly stunning and, despite not taking part in the wine tasting for obvious reasons, you were having a great time.

"Are you also having lunch here? Our chef has done an excellent tasting menu", the young woman offered.

"We already have BBQ booked", Lance stated, "since my wife can't drink right now, we're giving her one of her pregnancy cravings. Maybe next time we visit", he nodded.

When you arrived at the restaurant, you were guided to the table, placing your things down and looking at the menu.

"Can you order for me, please? I really have to go to the bathroom", you wondered as Evie said she was going with you.

When the waiter came back, to the table, he started taking everyone's order, tapping on the iPad as they went along the table, "Can you just make sure the meat is cooked through, please? My wife is pregnant", Lance told the waiter, "absolutely, sir", before he left.

"You really get a kick out of it everytime you say she's pregnant, don't you?", his friend teased, "don't get me wrong, I think it's cute actually", Mark smiled.

"Of course I do, the woman I love is having our baby", Lance cooed, seeing you walk to the table back from the bathroom.

"And she looks incredibly gorgeous while she does it!", Anna said, "she's glowing, really. You guys are going to be such great parents, can't wait to meet the little princess".

"Neither can we, but soon enough", you smiled, accepting Lance's hand and holding it in yours, "soon enough".

[sassykinzonline]

What was your Coachella of 2016?

Basically the outfits you wore throughout the years (doesn’t matter if we only see them once) and rate them and why you wore them?!

thank you for elaborating because i have 0 idea what coachella is

i cant be bothered to find an individual picture for all of these so heres a reference and i'll just talk about them in order

kiddo fit : was comfy and matched my brother, 6/10. could be more individual and fun, but was sentimental.

new graduate fit: still comfy, unique colour for the uchiha. i think i chose that shade of blue because it made a statement without being....garish. i wanted to separate myself from my brother. short-sleeves because i run pretty hot. 7/10, still basic but more individual.

genin fit: iconic. form, style, and function, as i mentioned in a different ask, the leg and arm warmers worked to hide ninja tools like my strings. 10/10, i think when most people think of me they think of this.

chunin exam fit: this one was a functional outfit. i spent pretty much all that time training in the middle of nowhere with a technique that was dangerous and painful. the bandages and the braces are to help stabilize my arms for the chidori without being a fire hazard like the arm and leg warmers would've been. i also had a lot of burns and sprains that i needed to treat while still training. 5/10, at least it's useful but i'm not proud of the fact that i chose a romper because rock lee wore a jumpsuit.

otogakure fit: another iconic fit. this is actually a combination of function and a fashion statement. the hakama was open because i didnt want to buy new clothes every time i used my curse mark. the obi and the blue cloth help me carry kusanagi while also maintaining the samurai silhouette. to be brief, i represented myself as a samurai because i was single-mindedly dedicated to the honour of my clan. 10/10, perfect.

renegade fit: this is actually my favourite outfit. it was comfortable both in terms of fabric and movement. i like the colours. i think it's attractive and makes me look dangerous. the bandages were necessary but still look cool, and the ones on my forehead make you wonder "is he reclaiming konoha?" 11/10.

akatsuki fit: my hair was a disaster so i kind of wish i had made more use of the hood. at the same time though, i wanted the fear that my face and the akatsuki cloak combined would inspire. 4/10, the only points here really come from the improvement on the cloak. youre welcome obito.

konoha crush pt 2 fit: i...am ambivalent towards this look. it kept me cool and it looked nice. i think the return to the short sleeves was some sort of reclamation of my youth, but it also feels confused and speaks to my mental state. it made me recognizable but still not exactly the same as before. 8/10.

vote 2 fit: i mean...the silhouette changed to something really similar to my brother's clothes under his cloak. the clothes were torn. im glad i wore short sleeves since i ended up losing an arm. 4/10, somehow the result of a lot of effort and no effort at the same time.

from this point on, i didnt actually wear any of these outfits as they are so i'll just comment on what i like and what i actually wore.

10. ronin fit: so i did wear a headband but i wore it under my bangs, but that was because i used a bow often to hunt for food. i think this outfit is ugly and im annoyed at it. 3/10 for the poncho. i did wear a poncho type thing, but i wore it more like the otogakure outfit--folded down around my waist for access to my weapons but easy to pull back over myself for warmth. i wore a long sleeved mesh shirt for compression to help with the phantom pains in my arm, and a shirt and pants that looked like my brother's but in a darker blue. you can imagine something similar to what gaara wore the first time we met him with the asymmetrical visual of a japanese archery uniform. in my mind i was thinking more artemis/ancient greece.

11. interpol fit: i dont hate this but i dont love it. it doesnt really fit for the purposes i wouldve been using it for because it just stands out a lot and looks like a military outfit. 4/10 because it's not ugly, but the form betrays the function. in actuality i wore something similar to the renegade fit, just in more plain colours and a full haori. think a farmer's outfit in tan with black accents and black pants. dark blue haori over everything to keep warm and look plain. i was trying to blend in with civilians.

12. dad fit: i feel like this is something more like what itachi would wear at that age, but i do like it. the cloak seems cumbersome at this point though, i would overheat fast. 7/10. since im nowhere near this age, i'll comment on what i wear these days for missions. it's pretty similar to the renegade fit as well, but the hakama is left fully open and worn more like a vest. in a kendo uniform, you tie up the sleeves but in my case i tie them up to essentially make the hakama sleeveless. i just wear a somewhat loose tank top under that. picture charasuke. on the bottom i wear athletic shorts that i suppose are similar to the ones i wore as a genin but longer and maybe a bit looser. long shin guards and ninja sandals as well, so it looks a bit similar to the bottom of the otogakure era clothing but more kendo than samurai. colours vary but i tend to keep it all black, grey tank top. if im feeling festive then grey shorts, black tank top, blue hakama. i do own an orange tank top thanks to naruto. naruto also made me a necklace with just one pearl on it. it looks both like the full moon but also his sun mark, so it's nice.

around the village i just wear a dark blue haori with sweats and a t-shirt. nothing too interesting because konoha doesnt deserve that from me.

[myfanfic-urfantrash]

my honorable mentions - my brain will not shut up about these three

YINGXING — i see him as a beta personally that has mostly alpha like traits, but nests are the one thing that sometimes throws people off about what exactly he is (xianzhou beliefs maybe considers nest making to be an omega thing?) anyhoo, yingxing would be neat about it as surprising as it might sound. he thinks of nesting like he does with forging: precise, every little detail matters, and it’s a way of artistic expression. makes nests after he worked all day to be comfy and wore himself out too much, and wants to unwind. i think he’d hide under like 3 blankets and have hot compresses nearby for his hands/wrists

BAIHENG — i can see her being an alpha, but she’s extremely motherly like an omega, and takes care of everyone in the quintet. she’s a messy neat kinda like welt, but they’re aesthetically pleasing to the point where it looks neat. lots of blankets and it’s big enough for everyone in the quintet to come lay with her if they’re around. when yingxing and jing yuan were kids, she’d let them help her and lay in it when they were done. she 100% keeps a shirt or something from those two’s teenage years in her nest to be reminded of them when she’s worried or stressed, and isn’t shy about asking them to re-scent it if it isn’t strong enough.

DAN FENG — alpha, 100%, but likes nests because it comforts him when he’s stressed out from high elder duties. is extremely nitpicky about what the nest is made of, and will destroy it to redo it if he doesn’t like the way it feels to lie in it. he tends to make them bigger since his tail is practically human sized, and his scales are sensitive if they’re touching something not in the nest (he learned that the hard way when he felt more aggressive instead of comfortable coming out of a nest baiheng made for him). if he’s with the quintet and they’re just being lazy in a nest together, he absolutely tries to hold all of them with his tail, i will die on this hill.

- messy nest (my brain is rotting, send help)

There is no help! >:D

I told you the moment you step foot into omegaverse there's no going back! Loving this though, you've got some wonderful ideas! Thank you for the three course meal it's delicious XD

[masked-and-doomed]

heya do you got any oc's or anything? like funger oc's n stuff? i'm obsessed with oc's

*since this post mentions her relationship with pocketcat, implied csa warning. also she's depressed so suicide warning ig*

Also. this is 2k words. waow.

Not specifically funger OCs, but I do have a self insert character that I've put in the funger universe!

(the hair is supposed to be black btw it looks more brown to go better with the colour pallette)

I welcome you to- uh. Right. *Turns to face her* You don't have a name. It's been what, fuckin' 3 years? You still haven't decided anything? Oh, now it's kinda maybe meaningful for your character to have no name? Poetic shit? Yeah sure. *Turns back to face you* So, no name. For our sakes, I'll call her Unnamed Girl(ie). UG for short.

She was a human that suddenly got snatched from Earth and put into a white void. And she was trapped there. With memories of nothing. Why she has no name. Well she has some vague memories of her previous life, like her being fatherless, she doesn't remember any names, faces. Just some interactions.

We dunno what the hell happened to Earth nor her, really, all we can assume is that there's probably some sadistic ass higher being that's putting her through that shit? Watching her suffer every moment here. But, we never got to know. They don't really matter to us really, they've never showed up. Not important.

In the white void, she also gained. Some sort of Godhood? She got powers of some sort. So that's one upside. Downside with this is that she's immortal. And as you see, a white void. Is well. A white void. Nothin in it. Sure, she's made a room for herself to get comfy but then you start to go insane with the fact that you're isolated and that there's no one to talk to and you have no purpose in life and that it feels like you were an unwanted part of the universe that wasn't meant to ever be existing but yet you still do, and then erm she can't take it anymore and tries to. Off herself. Multiple times, in fact!

Too bad for her, immortality exists. Or perhaps better called, eternal youth. She hasn't aged since she got here. Perpetually 12, what a hell to be in, huh buddy? Fucked up thing to add on, the way her immortality works is that she suffers the wounds, damage, pain, before her body starts to regrow it back. (Usually like a minute but if she pushes it, it can be instantaneous.)

After a few days in the white void she starts conjuring up friends in her head to try and combat the eternal loneliness. Barely works. She's got three guys in her head, that talk to her from time to time. They're pretty flat and 2D in personality, UG really isn't that much of a creative girl.

(Oohh tumblr compression...)

So, with these characters, let's show you how horrible she is at naming, hm? We got the furry one, Kats. Sadistic and mean one. Guy with the hat is Meowzerz. Cheerleader, also tries to advise UG to be kind. Gas masked fellow is Koolmeow. Wild card, she does whatever she finds fun. Mostly burning things up.

Really shitty names for those last two. No wonder she hasn't picked a name for herself if these are the names she gave these mfs.

...

Well, fuck. Friends aren't really friend-ing great unfortunately. What to do?

Oh, lookie that. That's a buncha.. games and anime. Huh. Well, might as well get through them. All this white is awfully boring.

So after some days of hell, she got to see stories she's vaguely familiar with. Must been stories she experienced back in her previous life. Entertainment is entertainment.

With nothing else in the void really, she gets heavily attached to these media. Filling her time with making fanart and obsessing over the characters. Three in particular she got attached to, but only one of them is of importance considering where we're headed to in this timeline.

Ahh the cat. The horrid horrid cat. I mean she's a young child, having a man tell him she loves her even when it's just a character written by someone else to be a creepy piece of shit is. Well a charming and interesting specimen such as him sharing affection? She can't help but reciprocate back.

With all the time in this non-existence, she makes a whole shrine of shit. Plushies, posters, figures. She loves recreating his likeness and having something physical to hold. Well, she is most well versed in digital art. That she does remember about herself. She was an artist. And most of him is drawn in a computer over and over again. She has no other way to show her love other than to put him in silly situations and emulate how he reacts. Yes I do mean fanfiction. She has a lotta files of just art of him she made, you don't wanna know how big it is.

Even besides him, she's pretty enamoured with this world of Funger. She'd much rather go through that hell than this hell. At least you can die there. And things actually happen.

...

Oh? We can finally go out? After all this time?

You really did get to find a way out, Kats?

It's.. Ahah. The multiverse thing does actually exist, doesn't it? This.. this is the dungeon...

...

Ah, so much explaining her backstory and I haven't gotten to her personality! Well she's. Seriously mentally ill for one. Isolation for god knows how long and all that. I can only conclude Depression or some variation of it for now, though there is definitely another mental disorder at play here. Erm. We might never know. I don't think she'll ever go to therapy or a psychiatrist.

Due to her being in that void for so long, and with barely any memories, there's some things that she's real bad at. Of course, she retains her memory of how to walk, how to speak and communicate, and most basic human things.

However, this bitch cannot social interaction. How unfortunate, my friend.

She can be very blunt and clear with her words. Oh she also has this stupid thing where she's either really crass and informal or just talks fancy and with a thesaurus. Fucking weirdo. can't talk normal ever.

Next note, she has no respect for anyone. That's not to say she doesn't appreciate anyone's company, she definitely likes a good amount of people. Thing is, since she saw this all in a game she played and saw as fiction. Little dolls for her to play with. She never really got to get out of that thinking. Also that with her being some sorta higher being? Yeah, she thinks a little high of herself. Sometimes. Sometimes. (She also think she's the worst thing ever that existed lmao)

Adding on, she also possesses no self respect. No shame. No dignity. No regrets about anything ever. She just lives on. She's a very YOLO it is what it is kinda gal.

UG has a very normal perception of love. She thinks of violence as a sort of love language to her, she just wants to rip her beloveds to shreds. She also has an intense hatred for the cat, despite him being the one she loves most. The hatred plays along with her obsession of the cat. Also. Um. Yandere. yeah. She's obsessive. Isolation and all that. Makes you intensely crave affection and attention. And also being a child. Forever. Yeah she's quite an attention whore. (self label)

Other effects from the isolation also happen to be extreme boredom. She wants to do anything. In her life. And hey, she's got a lot if it to spare.. plany of time. It is mildly boring her that she knows she's most likely gonna win any battle with enemies but still, the experience of fighting is pretty banger. The adrenaline... Thrill seeking. Ahh... She loves fighting.

So um, with those last two paragraphs, she does normal things to both the party that dared step into the dungeon, and the termina contestants. She's normal about them. She is both heavily protective and extremely violent murder maim.

Ah, next thing! She's quite the contradictory thing. Mental disorder again, she can go from one extreme scale to another. Like her love and hatred, protecting her allies to killing them. High self confidence and self praise to self loathing. Sometimes a little bit of a hypocrite. She's weird.

Her morals are. Eh. Eh. Again, she both cares about everyone's lives yet is also apathetic. She doesn't mind murder too much, as she'll dirty her soul a lot through experiencing the funger universe. This. Image.

Everything might as well just be a game to her.

With all o' this. There's multiple timelines of her doing many different things because of how much she can vary and still be in character (well to me, at least). She can do so much. Silly girl.

--

That's all I can think of for now about personality! Little tidbits about her powers before onto the brief timeline. She has some future telling. If the future is far, she can see more possibilities it can go in, not giving an exact determined route of what will happen. If the future is soon, as in, will this guard swing at her right arm or her left arm in 5 seconds? She can check and the future will be certain, that it will be her left arm that will get cut if she doesn't prevent it.

Most of her powers stem from the other media she watched during the isolation period; she rarely uses the Gods' powers in funger purely to fuck around with it and also confuse smart asses. (enki)

--

After finding an escape from the white void, she wakes up in front of the.. dun dun dun... funger dungeons...

She does what any sane person would do and explores with glee.

They aren't really all that scary to a creature like her, only serving her to activate fight mode and get a rush.

She recruits everyone possible with her knowledge of these dungeons, and decides to change some things.

She approaches Pocketcat as she is done with her journey. There are no more battles to fight. No more exploration to be done in this dungeon. She is satisfied. The girl wishes for Pocketcat to eat her, since she hasn't tried that method of killing herself. (Also because she is crushing hard on this man and she knows he loves her too)

He instead gives a different proposal...

...

Remember how she's a sort of 'god' (but not in the funger way) and has OP ass powers? Well there's actually 2 drawbacks to them.

First one, it is quite exhausting. It is also exhausting just living and breathing in fact, but that's the mental disorders. She can go on long without rest but she will be extremely fatigued if she pushes. And my, she pushes a through a lot.

Second, there's one thing that nullifies her powers. Fear. But ah, with a soul like hers, it is quite difficult for her to fear anything. With problems in her way, she either brushes it over, gets enraged, or drowns in sorrow. How on earth could anything scare her?

Ahaha... Well a few actions made by a specific person could scare her...

(he soo gets off being the only one that can get her into such a submissive state, btw)

The one thing keeping her heart from total darkness, now entirely painted black. What a sad soul.

...

So, he didn't kill her. big whump. Fine though, she thinks about the termina festival in 350 years. She wouldn't mind living for that long to see more silly people. Plus, the dungeon took a lot out of her. A lot more magic she used than usual. This period will be... A nice and long break, she thinks positively. One hell she has endured in here, she will prepare to live through and enjoy another. Plus, if it's all adrenaline rushes, how is she meant to savour Termina?

She occupies her time by living with Pocketcat, and.. His usual activities. She joins in on his child murders from time to time. Not as fun as killing monsters that are fully intending to end her life but snuffing another life is still somewhat satisfying, nevertheless. And hey, fun bonding activity, right?

She also does the same as she did in the void, making a bunch of art and stuff. But this time, she actually has someone she can show it to! Speaking of the cat, they do typical lover activities time to time. Dates, and stuff. Doing things together. Fun!

Both of them had their fair share of isolation for a long period of time and needless to say, their 'eternities' are much more lively and worth living through with a like-minded being by their side.

She also.. has a little fun with the contestants before they enter the worst period of their life..

(This part is totally not because of recent events) After spending 350 years with Pocketcat, she picked up some of his mannerisms to her misfortune. Her hand feels like it should be doing something within conversation, so her subconscious makes her jack off a ghost dick. She's gonna have a fun time with talking to people.

...

Now we're at the festival, one meant to end all festivals! And boy it'll end more than just festivals, alright! Hehe.

At the end of this festival, she has one plan.

And that is to finally rest.

She will not be returning from this trip.

...

So, some stuff were left vague because. well. yeah. I don't fully expect to write this into actual fanfiction, but no worries, I'll reveal the gist of what happens at some point. Whether I actually can find it in me to write it out or just make a post about what happens, we shall see.

Extra stuff to mention:

This is basically her. In every universe she visits.

You can check out the '#unnamed OC core' tag to see. More of her vibes.

I also got a playlist.. of her..

(Also, since this is a self insert about half of the traits mentioned are. me. so. yeah. I should try getting diagnosed for something but idk man I can't find shit)

Got any questions! Feel free to ask anything!! >:3 Hell, I'll even answer in character for fun.

[7grandmel]

Todays rip: 06/03/2024

Should auld acquaintance be forgot, and the days of high quality rips?

Season 7 Featured on: Rips of Christmas Present

Ripped by berg8793

Requested by itsyeeted! (Discord)

Funny thing - I was supposed to have posted this far closer to new years, but then somehow convinced myself that I'd...already posted it? Just marked it as done in the spreadsheet and everything. Bizarre. Well, its never too late to celebrate the new year, is it? Especially not with a rip as sincere, wholesome, downright pleasant as Should auld acquaintance be forgot, and the days of high quality rips? - This is the kind of rip to remain on the laid-back playlist all year long.

I'm sure a lot of people were a bit puzzled to see a game like Tetris on CDi even *get* rips, let alone any form of non-ironic memes. I mean, its the Philips CDi, it's the meme console with Hotel Mario and the bad Zelda games! But this is another case of what I brought up back in Viva La Robocop, another case of one of SiIva's most fascinating phenomena: when otherwise wholly obscure games are kept in discussion through the surprising quality of their music. With only some exceptions (such as the games composed by the Follin brothers) that discussion seldom becomes widespread, usually staying contained to enthusiasts of VGM: such as the very people behind the SiIvaGunner channel itself! And while many of these soundtracks are kept relevant by chiptune artists, with examples like the aforementioned one, Never Gonna Give Up Mahjong and Beautiful! ~ Curveball of Sean Kingston - Tetris on CDi is, as the name of the console suggests, full-on CD quality, with a sound so stunning beautiful and atmospheric for a game series otherwise so content in reusing and remixing the typical Tetris theme. In the words of Jack Yarwood - "Before 'Tetris Effect,' There Was the Vaporwave Bliss of Tetris on the CD-i".

The wonderous atmosphere of this otherwise entirely obscure release of Tetris has kept its heart beating ever so faintly in the 32 years since its release, and Should auld acquaintance be forgot, and the days of high quality rips? feels just as much like a love letter to this game's vibes as it does a soothing celebration of the new year's beginning. Level 6's soothing tune is used as the backing instrumental to an original cover of the Scottish folk song Auld Lang Syne, one typically sung to inaugurate the beginning of the new year. And it's one that I, despite being from all the way over in Sweden, swear I must've heard in a film or show at some point - its lyrics and melody felt immediately comforting and familiar as soon as I started listening to the rip. Part of that comfort is of course the vocals, berg8793's vocal performance is positively soothing, but it may also be from how the vocal performance is implemented into the rip. It's given a layer of compression to it that matches the quality of early CD games, and indeed the quality of the CDi games' soundtracks themselves, a comfy faint noise and static stitching the two pieces of the rip together as a seamless whole. berg8793 has previously mostly been featured on here in rips that appeared as if they were borderline painful to make, such as Banjostruck and Kirby Joins the Circus!, so it was a delightful surprise to see him having made a rip like this. Should auld acquaintance be forgot, and the days of high quality rips? not only feels like a welcome break in energy from the guy's typical output, but also shows me that he's got a genuine talent for singing - one I hope he finds use of in rips to come!

There's little else to say - Should auld acquaintance be forgot, and the days of high quality rips?, much like Wham! Into Dreams, feels like a cover from the heart, a cover made with the intent of pure celebration, to band us faithful viewers together for the new year in the comments section. Amidst all the shitposts and insane-scale collaborations, it's...nice, to have rips like these to return to for the quieter moments in life.

[agilneanrose]

There was a man in her bed.

‘You alright, love?’

‘There is a man in my bed.’

Laughter came through the connection, she could almost see the notes in the air about her head, and at once her lips compressed. There wasn’t truth to her irritated expression, nor was it something they’d see. What they would feel was the overwhelming discord of unease that she shared.

‘Want me to come an’ squish in between the two of you again? - it was nice and comfy last time.’ 

‘Willow, you didn’t.’

‘Sure did.’

‘No, I like him there.’ Rosemarri’s head shook, her fingertips moving over the hand mirror she had face down on the vanity. 

‘And where are you?’ Alisena, ever wise and less volatile than the rest, had the sense to ask.

‘Trying to look at myself in the mirror..’ Her throat worked as her thoughts drifted over the shared link. There wasn’t much of a connection that they had left, it had been a while since they had felt each other’s pain or discomfort - time and their master’s weakness had dulled everything but this. It was peaceful, it gave the illusion of normalcy. 

‘Do it, you are hot as fuck.’

“Willow…’ Alisena sighed. 

‘What?’ Unashamed bluntness and more of those melodic giggles formed about the seated noblewoman.

‘What do you see?” Alisena asked gently.

Rosemarri remained still for a moment before she forced herself to pick up the mirror. Slowly she turned it so that her own reflection came into view. The last time she had looked at herself with so much scrutiny, it had been after Alanden had asked her to sleep with him and she told him she couldn’t - not only that but she had said she wasn't sure she ever could. The thought had felt so wrong and terrible and the guilt that had flooded her had been crippling. She hadn’t wanted his touch. And now?

Relief. It flooded through all three women so strongly that it made Willow grunt in protest. 

‘I just see me.’ 

‘See? Hotasfucksoooooo… he is sleeping over huh?’ Willow, cheeky as ever, cackled.

‘I mean, it is about time, but you know we’re there for you.’ ‘Ali, I think you meant to say that to me.’ ‘No, I meant to say it to her.’ ‘Oh. ANYWAY’ ‘What? Sex is awesome.’ ‘I AGREE – We’re keeping this one then? It sounds like you’re..uh.. keepin’ him a lot. Admit it, you like those rough huntsman hands.’

‘WILLOW!’ Rosemarri all but howled through that connection.

‘He treats her well. She deserves this.’ Alisena soothed. ‘Of course, if he does break her heart, I will feed him to Gwen.’

‘Yo.. can she turn me into a vampire? Or do I need a soul for that?’

Rosemarri set the mirror down, her hands gripping the vanity and her mouth as she wheeze-laughed into her palm. It was a drunken feeling of happiness that flooded her, of freedom and at this moment? Laughter. Smothered since she was attempting to not wake up Burrich or make him think she was a psycho for laughing to herself in the bathroom. @fel-on-heels

@willows-whispers

@burrichgreer - Mention!

[ajockeynamedpod]

Lang Rangler looks and acts the way he does because he’s autistic and ill die on this hill.

He has goggles because shit gets overwhelming (and also because yknow. he fucks around with chemicals/physics/science, special interest btw. He’s extremely smart, we see this in canon. He even has the little rocket on his bodysuit, and the brief scene we see of him standing with the knife looks like a chemistry classroom). He also has them to keep focus since they don’t let you see as much of your peripherals.

Tight fitting bodysuit because baggier clothes brush against him too much and it feels Bad™️ and socks get in the way of his suction cups. The orange areas of his bodysuit provide compression and also Feels Good. Pressure Feels Good And Comfy.

He can’t wear full compression gloves because his suction cups get in the way there, but the partial gloves help.

He has his shoes tied around his ankles ONLY for when shoes are demanded, and for handy storage of small items. Otherwise they’re in the way. It makes sense only to him and he likes it that way.

He crawls for the same reason that other people on the spectrum (including myself) climb up the stairs on all fours. Mostly efficiency, but also his suction cups help too. It also helps evenly distribute impact on his joints. This makes sense to him logically, given his science background. But also if you look at the few times he stands up on two feet, he doesn’t stand up straight.

tl;dr Lang Rangler is heavy on the spectrum. I have other headcanons for this but these are the ones backable or partially supported by canon. ♾🌈

[urfavstonr1]

Burning Bright

Chapter 10

Series- My Hero Academia

Pairings- Katsuki Bakugo/Original Female Charater. Eijiro Kirishima/Original Female Charater.

Current word count- 6561

Content Warnings- Graphic Depictions of Violence

Masterlist

Hokuto walking into the abandoned warehouse in the dead of night, for a meeting of sorts. A man with short black hair sits in a metal chair nearby, taking deep drags off the cigarette in his mouth as he waits in silence. As his eyes meet Hokuto he smirks, “So you’re finally back from doing whatever the fuck you were doing.”

He gives a content sigh, “Yup, and it was quite successful I think.. meeting my little sister after all this time, excites me to no end. I can’t wait to bring despair on her face..” 

Dabi walking from the shadows wrapping an arm around him, “A guy with an amazing goal~ they say great minds think alike.” as he lets out a soft menacing chuckle.

The man’s smirk widens, “It’s always nice to be able to achieve your goals, hopefully I’ll get to mine soon.” He lets out a puff of smoke as he tilts his head back to look at the ceiling.

Toga skipping up to the guys, a wide grin on her face as she leans on the chair the man was sitting in, “I want us all to reach our goals! I can’t wait to live limitlessly with Deku.” The smile on her face is loving as she thinks of the green haired hero. 

Mr. Compress arrives and joins everyone, putting a hand on Toga’s shoulder. “That would be nice wouldn’t it.. with our conviction I can’t see why we won’t reach our goals.”

From the shadows a raspy voice reaches all their ears, “Now if we are done with the friendly chatter.. It’s almost time to set our plans in motion.”

***

The sun barely peeking in through the curtains, feeling a familiar warmth near her. “Mmmm warm..” snuggling into the massive block of heat, noticing the comforting smell she has grown so accustomed to. Her eyes shoot open seeing the sleeping Katsuki in her bed, ‘When did he get in here? Was I that out of it.. I don’t remember anything. I passed out hard last night’ Trying to piece together something she feels she forgot, Katsuki wrapping his arm around her pulling her in closer as he mumbles in his sleep. ‘ah, who cares..’ snuggling into him, not worrying about it anymore since it’s just too comfy to pass up and honestly gives this morning a pleasant surprise. 

Kaida rolls over on the floor, momentarily opening her eyes and seeing blond hair peeking over the bed. She closes her eyes again, prepared to go back asleep until her eyes snap open and she sits up to look at Bakugo sleeping in Yuka’s bed. “When the fuck did you get here?” She mumbles before standing with her blanket wrapped around herself, “I don’t care I’m going to Eiji’s room” she mumbles again with a yawn before waddling out of Yuka’s room. 

Yuka lets out a quiet chuckle as she snuggles back into Katsuki, ‘I have a feeling today is gonna be a good day.’

As Kaida opens Kirishima’s door she lets out another yawn, flopping herself into bed next to her boyfriend, snuggling up to him with a content sigh. Even in his sleep he instinctively wraps his arms around her. Just as she drifts back to sleep Kirishima’s alarm blares through the room to wake them up. With a frustrated groan she covers her head with the blanket that’s wrapped around her and closes her eyes tightly. 

“Turn it ooooooff.” She groans as Kirishima leans over her to turn the alarm off. A chuckle rumbles through his chest as he pulls the blanket back to look at Kaida’s pouting face, “I don’t want to get up yet.”

“But don’t you want to get up and get ready for our double date?” His smile is so warm as he looks down at her. She lets out another groan and frowns. 

“But I’m so tired~” Kaida whines and hides her face in her blanket. 

“Well, don't you want to see the surprise I have for you?” Kirishima chuckles

Kaida peeks from her blanket, “You got me a surprise?”

“Yea it was Yuka’s idea!” Kirishima giving a massive grin and a thumbs up. 

Kaida giggles and shakes her head as she sits up, “Fiiiine, I guess I’ll get up. But I left my clothes in Yuka’s room and Katsuki is sleeping in there.” She mumbles as she purses her lips thinking, “But they need to get up anyway.”

Katsuki yawns and stretches and scoots down to the edge of the bed, randomly feeling anchored to the bed and glancing down to see Yuka using her arms around his waist while still laying on her stomach. “Nuuuu.. you were so warm and comfy! Do we have to get up?” giving him a playful pout.

He puts a hand through her hair, his expression softening. “Sadly we do if you girls really wanted your double date idea.” 

A knock on the door alerts Katsuki and Yuka before a voice comes through the door, “Are you guys up yet? I need my clothes that I left in there.” Kaida’s voice comes through the door as she waits patiently on the other side. 

Yuka pouts as Katsuki gets up forcing her to let go and answers the door, “Yea we’re up, despite her struggles..” Rolling his eyes at Yuka.

“Shut up.. you were comfy dammit..” She mumbles to herself.

Kaida slowly opens the door and walks inside, “goodmorning, I’m gonna go get dressed, and see you guys soon?” 

“yeaaaaa.. “ Yuka lazily sits up, rubbing her eyes awake.

Kaida nods and walks out of the room closing the door behind her and heads towards the bathroom to get ready.

Katsuki boops her nose slightly aggressively, “You better get ready!” as he begins to walk away and points back at her, “And don’t go back to bed! I’m gonna get ready myself so don’t keep me waiting~!” He says with a slight chuckle.

“Yea yea..” Yuka says as she stretches and gets herself ready for their fun day together. 

About an hour has passed and the boys were already done getting ready and waiting and relaxing in the living room on the couches, 

Kaida finally walks into the common area with a confident smile on her face, “Hey guys! Everyone ready?” As Kirishima turns to look at her his jaw drops, a small blush comes to her cheeks at his reaction. She begins to fiddle with her fingers, her nails are painted a deep shade of maroon. Black lipstick covers her lips, enhancing her smile, as she walks closer to them he notices the ripped fishnets that cover her legs, a short black jean skirt reaches down her mid thigh and is secured around her waist with a black belt, She wears a plain black cropped hoodie, and she's holding a pair of black platform boots.

“Wow.” Kirishima stands from the couch he's sitting on and approaches her, “You look great, Pebble.”

Yuka steps out of the elevator, dressed in black ripped skinny jeans with chains hanging off the right side of her pants and black combat boots. A cropped purple hoodie hangs loosely on her body as she pulls on the sleeves, a black tank top peaks from underneath the hoodie. Walks up to Katsuki from behind and bends down and hugs his neck while he is still on the couch, “Today is gonna be a blast!” As she nuzzles into his hair. 

Katsuki lets out a quiet low chuckle at her, “then shall we get going then? If everyone is ready, that is?”  

Yuka resting her head on top of his, “I’m good to go!” With a big grin on her face. 

Kaida nods, “I’m ready if you guys are.” She looks up to Kirishima who hasn’t taken his eyes off her, “Eiji?”

“Huh? Oh yeah! I’m ready.” He smiles down at her then looks to Katsuki and Yuka, he gently messes with the rolled up sleeves of his red flannel before holding his hand out for Kaida to grab. She happily grabs his hand and walks toward the door.

Katsuki and Yuka followed behind and linked to his arm, both their shoes already on as they waited for their friends at the door. Kaida places her shoes on the floor to put them on, bending down to tie them only for Kirishima to beat her to it; carefully tying the laces for her. She giggles and rolls her eyes as he ties the laces on both of her boots securely. He presses a kiss to her thigh before standing up and smiling at her. “Kirishima, why?” Katsuki visibly cringes. 

“Why would my goddess have to tie her own shoes?” He looks at Katsuki as if the answer was obvious, “What kind of man would I be if I didn’t take care of my Pebble?”

“You’re spoiling her!” Denki yells from one of the couches.

Katsuki pokes her forehead, “This short stack, a goddess?” He says sarcastically while just poking fun. 

Kaida shrugs her shoulders with a smirk, “He seems to worship the ground I walk on, and I mean who am I to stop him?” She walks towards the door and opens it, “Let’s get going, I’m so excited.”

“Agreed! Def excited!” Pulling Katsuki by his arm out the door and they make their way to the movie theater. 

As they arrive at the theater Kaida’s eyes widen as she smiles, “I didn't even realize that movie came out! We have to see it!” She points at a poster for Blair Witch as she excitedly bounces.

“I’ve heard great things about it, we should definitely see this!” Yuka put her vote in, agreeing with Kaida. 

“I mean I’m down for whatever.. doesn’t really matter to me what we watch.” Katsuki shrugged nonchalantly.

“Yes!” Kaida looks up to Kirishima who has an uneasy look on his face, “You’ll be fine! It’s just a movie and you’re watching it with all of us!”

“You said it was just a movie when we watched the ring! And she came out of the TV screen!” Kirishima retorts.

Kaida sighs, “Ok but are you dead? Did you die in seven days? No. It’s just a movie.” 

“If we get cursed by a movie I’m blaming you.” He pouts as they walk towards the ticket stand.

“Blame me all you want, Eiji.”

Katsuki smacks Kisihima’s back, “come on~ the big manly man will be fine!” He laughs as he pays for his and Yuka’s tickets. 

“I’m still working on getting him to not be scared of horror movies, it will come with time.” Kaida giggles as Kirishima buys their tickets.

“I don’t understand how you enjoy them.” He mumbles as the group walks towards the snack stand.

“I just do, I can’t explain it.” Kaida shrugs.

“For me it just depends on the movie, so I understand but I’m sure this one will be fine. It's just VHS horror.” Yuka trying to help Kisihima relax a little. 

“You can squeeze my hand as hard as you want, and later you’ll get all the cuddles for sitting through this with us, ok?” Kaida squeezes his hand with a reassuring smile.

After getting the tickets Kirishima quickly buys himself and Kaida a medium popcorn to share; finding the theater and their seats going for the back middle seats. The boys in between the girls as they wait patiently for the movie to start, Kirishima looking more nervous. “you good bro?” 

Kirishima hesitantly nods his head, his eyes glued to the screen as he squeezes Kaida’s hand.

“Eijiro the movie hasn’t even started yet.”

The lights dim as the movie begins, Yuka laying her head against Katsuki and Kirishima squeezing Kaida’s hand as he jumps. Kaida squeezes back and wraps her arms around his, laying her head on his shoulder. As the movie continues Kaida lets out a deep breath and closes her eyes,her mind flooding with pleasant memories between herself and Kirishima. Kaida opens her eyes and pushes herself up in her seat to press a kiss to Kirishima’s cheek before relaxing against him again, feeling him slightly relax under her as she settles against him comfortably, a content sigh leaving her lips. While the movie continues playing she feels her eyes slowly droop, her mind is still running with thoughts of Kirishima, and as she drifts to sleep the memories begin to spread, slowly making their way into Kirishima’s head; making him relax even further.

Katsuki was already restless even though the movie just started, distracted looking down at Yuka snuggling into his arm. She glances up, feeling herself being stared at. Their eyes locked onto each other accidently forgetting about the movie as Katsuki’s and Yuka’s faces slowly got closer till their lips locked into a deep kiss. 

 As the movie continues on Kirishima grows more and more scared, his muscles tensed and he can't seem to keep his eyes off the screen. If Kaida hadn’t been in such a deep sleep in her seat she probably would have woken up from his shaking and subtle jumps throughout the movie. Even Katsuki and Yuka were too absorbed into each other to notice Kirishima’s jumps and shakes, the movie was even tuned out, their soft moans were overpowered by the movie so no one could hear them. When the credits begin to roll Kaida wakes with a yawn and looks up to the terrified Kirishima.

“Oh shit Eiji are you ok?” her eyes scan over his face as he slowly looks down at her.

Katsuki and Yuka begrudgingly pull away as they notice the movie ended, Katsuki patting the top of Kirishima’s shoulder, “See it wasn’t that scary!” Then realizing Kirishima looks as pale as a ghost, “hey you alright?” Both of them worried since he hasn’t answered anyone yet.

“I think he’s traumatized…” Kaida whispers and pokes his cheek, “Eiji, you ok buddy?”

Yuka gets up off her seat and crouches down in front of him, waving her hand in front of his face. “Kiiirisima, anybody home~?” 

Kaida nearly jumps as Kirishima abruptly stands from his seat, “I just want to leave please.” He says just above a whisper. 

Kaida stands quickly and nods, “we can leave, it’s ok.”

Yuka and Katsuki follow behind them quickly, making it out of the theater in a hurry. “I kinda feel bad..” Yuka looks at Kirishima worried, “Oh! I know! Why not we let him pick where we eat to make it up to him!?” Katsuki nods quietly in agreement. 

“Is there anything you’d like to eat?” Kaida looks up to Kirishima, gently holding his hand as they walk.

Kirishima looks down at Kaida with a small pout, “Can we get Korean BBQ?” Giving almost a puppy dog look at her. 

“Of course we can, we can do anything you want.” She smiles up at him.

While they make their way to the restaurant Kirishima looks down towards Kaida, “Also.. during the movie how did you do that by the way?” Very curious about the possible new development of Kaida’s quirk.

“Do what?” She looks up at him curiously, her head tilted to the side.

“It was like you were giving me some of our good memories? Like you were putting them in my head.” Kirishima thinks intently to try to explain.

“Oh, that’s new.” Kaida kinda shrugs as she thinks about it, “I was just thinking about us and I kinda like, tried to put that out? I guess? I don’t know if that makes sense.”

“Maybe it’s something we can try to train!” Kirishima smiles down at her.

Yuka looks over excited, “Your quirk is getting stronger! If there is anything I can do to help just let me know!” 

“Well, if this is a new extension of my quirk I don’t know anything about it, I’d like to train it but I’m not sure how we would go about it.” Kaida thinks out loud, bringing her hand to her chin as she thinks.

“I’m sure we will figure it out!” Yuka pumps her fist in confidence, finally making it to the restaurant and getting a table as they wait for the waiter and Katsuki and Kirishima go over the menu together. After all their food and drinks were ordered and the waiter brought everything to the table, Yuka and Katsuki started throwing meat on the grill for everyone. 

Kaida looks up to Kirishima with a soft smile, “How are you feeling? Any better?”

“I guess.. I wish you didn’t fall asleep in the movie” Kirishima says with a small pout as he grabs some of the meat off the grill. 

“I couldn’t help it! You were just so comfy~” She leans over and lays her head on his shoulder, “So comfy!”

Katsuki rolls his eyes at Kaida with a scoff, “I don’t get how people can sleep through movies like that especially with people screaming in the theater and loud music.”

Kaida gives him finger guns with a smile, “Sleep deprivation.” She chuckles before shrugging, “I don’t know, It happens a lot, I may have insomnia but I can also fall asleep anywhere when my body finally lets me.”

“That’s fair, I’ve been that way myself but it really depends on the situation though.. My brain loves to not be consistent” Yuka chuckles while eating as much as she can, “Kaida, you better hurry and grab some meat before it’s all gone~!” 

Kaida quickly moves to grab herself some of the food, shoving it onto her mouth, and eating it, “Tell me about it, inconsistency is all my brain does.”

Katsuki leaning back with his arms resting on the top of the booth, letting out a content sigh from feeling full. “I would say today was a good day.. minus Kirishima being scared shitless!” He lets out a cackle.

Kaida sends Katsuki a playful glare, “Maybe let's not bring up Kirishima’s trauma.” She chuckles as she leans back in her seat.

“I don’t want to think about that movie ever again.” Kirishima’s face looks traumatized, like he was experiencing flashbacks.

“Pfft it wasn’t that bad..” His chuckling quieting down.

Yuka laying her head against Katsuki’s shoulder, “poor Kirishima and scary movies just don’t mix~” Softly laughing.

“In the end all that matters is that the girls had fun.. this was more for them than it was for us” Katsuki tries to help reassure Kirishima in his own way. 

“That’s true..” Kirishima looks down towards Kaida, “you had fun.. right?” 

“I always have fun when I’m with you!” Kaida smiles up at him, beaming happily.

Kirishima smiles down at her in return, his toothy grin only causing a hearty giggle in Kaida. Yuka lightly poking Katsuki’s side, “Look at you helping Kirishima snap out of it~” as he avoids eye contact with everyone, feeling slightly embarrassed with it being pointed out. 

“Are you guys ready to go? I’m stuffed.” Kaida lets out a content sigh as she leans against Kirishima.

“I’d say I’m good..” As Katsuki pulls out his wallet and pays the bill this time and Yuka nods in agreement.

“I couldn’t eat another bite if I tried” Yuka giggles as her and Katuski get up from their seats and hanging off his arm as they get ready to head out.

As the group walks back to UA Kaida feels her phone go off, looking at the text and chuckling to herself, “I just got a text from Mina saying her and Denki are gonna have a study session and asked if I want to join them.”

“I mean I’m glad I don’t need to study anymore but I’m of course down to hang out and chill and help if needed” Yuka looks up to Katsuki excitedly.

“Fiiine.. I also don’t really need to study, but I’ll go since Yuka is..” pouting as he was plotting to try to get her alone later, he hopes he can think of a back up plan.

“If you guys want to do something else you can! You don’t have to come with, especially since neither of you really have to study.” Kaida rubs the back of her neck with a sigh, “I don’t need to either but I know Eiji needs to.”

“Nah, we want to hang out! Maybe we can-” 

Katsuki interrupts Yuka abruptly, “Hey, they say it's fine then it’s fine.. If they really end up needing our help they will know where to find us.” He says with a smug grin on his face.

“We’ll call if we need you! And If you feel like joining us later anyway we’ll be in Mina’s room” Kaida gives a thumbs up.

As they reached UA they split, Yuka and Katsuki heading into Katsuki’s dorm, and Kirishima and Kaida went to Mina’s room; Kaida knocking on the door, “We’re here!”

An excited Mina answers the door, “Hey guys!”

Denki popping up behind Mina with an arm wrapped around her, “What took you guys so long~!?”

“We were getting back from our double date with Yuka and Katsuki.” Before she can think, Mina's arms pull her in to look her over.

“Damn Babes I can tell, you look hot.” Mina’s words bring a blush to Kaida’s cheeks.

“I try, I learned from the best.” Kaida winks at Mina as she and Kirishima are pulled into Mina’s room. As the four sit themselves on the floor in a circle, Kaida looks around, “Where are your textbooks I thought we were studying?”

“Well, this is a session, but I wouldn’t say a study one.” Denki laughs as he shuffles through his backpack and pulls out a small bong with lighting stickers on it. Mina quietly whoops and reaches under her bed to grab a container full of weed.

“Where the fuck did you get that!?” Kaida whisper yells at Mina, almost sternly, “I don’t know about Kirishima but I’ve never done this.” Kirishima shakes his head and watches Denki pack some weed into the bowl of his bong.

“Mina I thought you said she would be cool about this.” Denki looks to Mina.

“I didn’t know! Kaida is always so chill I thought she would!” Mina retorts and looks at Kaida, “I’m sorry I assumed, you guys can leave if you're uncomfortable.”

“No no! It’s ok! I’ve just never thought about it, but I’m ok with it!” Kaida raises her hands in defense, “I’m down for whatever!”

“Kaida, are you sure about this?” Kirishima looks down to Kaida concerned.

“I don’t see why not? It’s just a little weed, nothing serious. Maybe it’ll help my quirk!” Kaida looks up to Kirishima confidently before Denki hands her the bong and a lighter.

“Then I guess the newbie gets the first hit!” Kaida takes the items and looks down at them confused.

“Here I can help.” Mina crawls closer to Kaida, “Hold it to your mouth and when I light it inhale until you can’t anymore ok?” Kaida nods and does as she's instructed while Mina takes the lighter from her, flicking the flame and holding it to the bowl as Kaida starts to inhale. After a moment of holding the flame to the bowl Mina removes it from the bong and lets Kaida inhale all the smoke, causing her to pull away, “Hold it! Just for a second!” Mina points at her as tears rise to her eyes, holding for a few moments before letting it out with coughs.

“Blow it all out, you’re ok.” Mina places the bong on the floor and reaches to grab a bottle of water, opening it and holding out to Kaida, who swiftly takes it and begins drinking it.

“That was kinda ass.” Kaida coughs out, her eyes already becoming bloodshot.

“You did fine! You’ll get used to it.” Mina pats her shoulder before taking her own hit off the bong, taking a deep hit, holding it, and blowing out a large cloud into the air. She hands the bong off to Denki who does the same and offers the bong to Kirishima.

“I don’t know..” Kirishima looks at the bong before Kaida snatches it into her hands.

Already feeling the buzz in her body, Kaida looks up to Kirishima, “I think I know how to help.” Kaida holds the bong to her mouth and takes a deep hit, holding it in as she leans up on her knees, grabbing Kirishima’s face in her hands and kissing him, blowing the smoke into his mouth as she does. His eyes widen as he’s forced to inhale the smoke. As Kaida pulls away he blows out the smoke, not breaking eye contact with Kaida, “See? Not that bad.” Kaida chuckles and sits back on the floor. He stares at Kaida stunned as Mina whistles at them.

After another round of the bong going around the circle, Kirishima looks at Kaida almost with puppy dog eyes, “Will you do that again?” He mumbles.

“Huh?” Kaida looks up to him, the bong in her hands.

“Will you do the weed thing again?” His voice is sheepish.

“He wants you to shotgun him again.” Mina giggles.

“I didn’t know It had a name.” Kaida nods and looks from the bong up to Kirishima before taking a hit from the bong, holding it and blowing it out, then taking another hit and pulling Kirishima into another kiss, blowing the smoking into his mouth again. Kirishima pulls back with a smile as he blows out the smoke.

“I fucking love you.” He says, as if he hadn’t even thought about it, the goofy smile on his face only makes Kaida giggle.

“I love fucking you. I mean I fucking love you. Yeah.” Kaida giggles at herself and leans back on her hands.

“Oh trust me we hear just how much you love fucking.” Denki groans and lays back on the floor.

“Bro, His dick is huuuuge.” Kaida motions with her hands how big Kirishima’s dick is, causing his face to burn up.

“Kaida!” His voice cracks as she gasps her name.

“It’s true! Be proud of it!” Kaida nods to herself then to Kirishima.

“Be proud of it if you have it! We all know Denki doesn’t.” Mina laughs as she gets a glare from Denki.

“How would you know!? You’ve never seen it!” He sits up, his face red as he glares at Mina.

“I mean, I can only imagine. You just don’t have BDE and I’m sorry.” Mina continues to laugh, Kaida nodding in agreement at Mina’s statement.

“Nah he’s got like, mid energy.” Kaida nods with Mina as she aggressively nods in agreement.

“Do y’all talk about this often?” Denki groans.

“I mean…. We had every guy in class A’s dick energy..” Mina confesses before letting out another laugh with Kaida.

“Yeahhh every guy has a rating. And it’s not just us, the other girls too.” Kaida says with a sigh, the smile never leaving her face.

“Can I know the ratings?” Denki leans forward towards Kaida who only blows a raspberry towards him.

“Of course not.”

“Whyyy nooot” He whines.

“Because you’re a boy, and you don't get the deets.” She sticks out her tongue at him. He only continues to whine.

“Do I get to know?” Kirishima whispers to Kaida. She brings her hand to her chin, rubbing it as she thinks.

“Maybe. It depends.” She kisses him again before perking up, “Oh. my. Gods. I wish Yuka was here!” Kaida stumbles off the floor and stands determined, “I shall return! With snacks! And more friends!!!” She waddles her way to the door and whips it open before toddling down the hallway, not bothering to close the door behind her.

Earlier when they split up, Katsuki and Yuka head to his room. Katsuki aggressively pins her to his door after shutting it behind them, pressing his lips to hers. She could feel him push his tongue together with hers and their moans muffled by their intense kiss. “Fuck.. I want you.. I don’t know how much longer.. I can hold back..” he says in between breaths for their lips to be quickly locked back together. 

They make their way to the bed, Yuka laying down while Katsuki hovers over top of her. Her fingers digging through his hair, their hips grinding against each other. He buries his face into the nape of her neck while slowly reaching up under her shirt and gently groping one of her breasts. Yuka gasps and moans to his touch, “Katsuki..” she tugs at his hair as she feels his teeth against her skin, leaving a mark as he bites and sucks on her neck. Both their breathing getting heavy and time melding together, absorbed into each other’s touch and the feeling of their lips clashing against each other desperately. 

“Can I-“ About to ask Yuka to take things a step further when interrupted by a knock at the door. 

Katsuki grits his teeth in frustration, “shouldn’t we answer it?” Yuka asks as she attempts to get up.

“But-“ as she knocks again and they could hear Kaida through the door calling for them while he lets out a heavy sigh, answering the door and seeing Kaida waiting on the other side. “What!? And what’s that smell?” The strong scent hit him after opening the door. 

Yuka pops up behind him, “Kaida!? What’s up?” She looks surprised especially with the strong smell coming off her and knowing what that means.

Kaida stands with bloodshot, hazy eyes as she smiles at them, “Hi! I just missed Yuka, uhm, we’re having fun and I think you might enjoy it? You don’t have to but I miss you.” Kaida looks up at Yuka, giving her puppy eyes, “Yuuukaaaaa, I missed you.” 

Yuka giggles at her pleading eyes, “Okies I’d be happy to join you~” as she pats Kaida’s head. 

Kaida giggles excitedly and stomps her feet at her energy, causing her to slightly hop, “Yess~! Let's go! But you have to deal with Denki.” Kaida grabs onto Yuka’s hand, “He’s mad cause I told him his dick is mid.”

Katsuki lets out a loud laugh, “that’s because he is”

“Then he got more mad cause I won’t tell him everyones dick energy.” Kaida dramatically rolls her eyes, still pulling Yuka along back to Mina’s room.

Yuka follows willingly with Katsuki just behind her, “I mean I don’t blame him for being curious, curiosity can get the best of us” she chuckles. 

“But he’s a boy! He’s not allowed to know! It’s against girl code.” Kaida gives Yuka a very serious look, “It’s very serious.”

“Pfft girl code..” Katsuki scoffs.

“I get it, guys will never understand~” Yuka says with a big smile while jokingly side-eyeing Katsuki as they arrive at Mina’s room. 

Kaida excitedly squeals as she jumps away from Yuka and into Kirishima’s awaiting arms, giggling excitedly as she wraps her arms around him, “I missed you so much.”

“This doesn’t exactly look like studying..” Katsuki says sternly as he leans in the doorway. 

“Shit I didn’t realize you were bringing Katsuki!” Denki moves quickly to try to hide the bong, Mina and Kaida laugh as they watch his high struggles.

Yuka lightly pats his arm, “I’d say this is better than studying!” Yuka perks up and sits at the table, “if I’m not imposing.. may I?” 

Katsuki sitting behind her with his legs around her, “Is that really a good idea?” He looks at her seriously.

“I mean I’ll be fine, I’ve done this before, but you don’t have to of course. I’d never force anything on you.” She smiles up at him.

“We’re having a great time Katsuki!!” Kaida smiles up at him as she wiggles her toes.

“This is great bro, I’ve never felt so, so, smooth? Chill?” Kirishima looks up at the ceiling as he continues to think of a word.

Yuka eyes Denki, “Can I.. or no? Unless you're still scared of me~” she laughs.

Denki hesitates as he swallows heavily and looks to Mina, “I-I don’t know..” 

“Dude, It’s fine, give her the fucking bong, as long as Kacchan isn’t a snitch.” Mina snickers and looks at Katsuki, “Don’t be a snitch man.” 

“I ain’t no fucking snitch! When have I ever snitched!?” Katsuki glares at them.

Yuka stares Denki down, “gib.. gib now..” with a smirk on her face.

“Gib her da bong ‘josh’” Kaida giggles to herself at what she thought was a hilarious reference.

Denki groans as he hands her the bong and lighter still having doubts, “fiiiine..”

“Yay” Yuka takes them enthusiastically.

Kaida looks up to Katsuki, a look of serious questioning on her face. When she opens her mouth to speak she closes it again and squints as she continues to think. She gently smacks the floor and makes eye contact with Katsuki, “I have a question, but I think you might get mad.”

“You won’t know until you ask..” he locks eyes on Kaida, “it’s your choice if you want to risk that.” He scoffs.

Kaida purses her lips as she thinks, “Can I. Touch your hair?” She blinks and begins to quickly speak, “not like in a weird way but I feel like your hair is just really soft and I want to touch it cause soft but If that's not ok that's fine!”

Katsuki groans and sighs while pinching the bridge of his nose, “Fine.. but this the only freebie you get..” mentally already regretting his decision. 

Kaida’s eyes light up as she gasps and gets a wide smile, “Really? Oh my gods yes, thank you.” She quickly scrambles out of Kirishima’s lap and crawls to Yuka and Katsuki, Her eyes staring in awe at Katsuki’s, assumably soft, hair.

Yuka chuckles as she feels Katsuki tense up, “His hair is quite soft, so I’d take this chance before he changes his mind.” 

Kaida carefully brings a hand to the top of Katsuki’s head gently running her fingers through his hair, her eyes widen, “So soft, oh my god.”

Katsuki fights back a growl the best he can while Yuka laughs at both their reactions. She finally takes her hit and French inhales the smoke while holding it a good while before breathing it out officially. “Mmmm man it’s been awhile.. the good stuff” leaning back onto Katsuki’s chest while placing the bong on the table.

Kaida makes her way back over to Kirishima and takes the bong and lighter into her possession, as she brings it to her mouth she pauses. She sets the lighter on the floor and very carefully brings a small flame to her finger tip and lights the weed inside the bowl, taking in a deep inhale before setting the bong on the floor. She brings her hands to Kirishima’s cheeks and pulls him into a kiss, shotgunning him for what felt like the 50th time that night.

Yuka smirks at them and then looks up at Katsuki, “You think maybe you would try it if I did that for you?” She watches his face get bright red.

“N-no I’m good for now.” He stammers on his words. 

Denki randomly chirps up and looks at Kaida seriously and points at Katsuki, “what's your opinion on him can I at least ask that!?” His curiosity from earlier driving him insane. 

Kaida coughs out the smoke as she gives Denki a dirty look, “What makes you think you have the right to know!?”

“I mean we are all friends here right!? I don’t see why not if it’s just us..” hoping his excuse is good enough. 

“Here's a test for you, what do you think his DE is?” Kaida smirks, waiting for his answer.

Katsuki glares between the two of them, “What are you two talking about!?” 

Denki feeling afraid to answer with Katsuki’s eyes piercing through him, Yuka cocking her head to the side confused. “I-I don’t know.. s-small?” Thinking he’s funny while still salty since he was considered mid. 

Kaida gives him a disgusted face, “You’re so wrong, so you don't get access to the knowledge.”

“What!?” Denki begins to whine, “I don’t see how I’m wrong..” he pouts, “Always feels like his loudness is overcompensating something..” 

Kaida rolls her eyes, “there are so many reasons that you're wrong.” She adjusts herself to sit up in Kirishima’s lap, “Yes he’s loud but that's like, on the surface, you gotta look under that. He’s confident, he's fit, and yeah he’s brash but the way he is with Yuka? Oh it screams BDE.” Kaida looks up to Yuka, feeling proud of herself and looking for praise, “Am I right?”

Yuka blushes as she clears her throat at the thought, “You have no idea..” 

Katsuki getting irritated and confused, “BDE? What does that even mean? You guys know I’m right here right!?” 

“Big Dick Energy Kacchan.” Mina speaks up matter of factly.

Yuka fidgeting her fingers, “And Kaida is more right than she realizes..” she nervously chuckles.

“Kaida is the DE master, she calls them and then we find out she was right and it’s immaculate.” Mina gives a chef's kiss and giggles.

Katsuki’s whole face goes bright red for only a moment as he then remembers what Denki said in the beginning, “You fucking think my shit is small” growling at him, “if you want I can show you what a real man’s dick looks like!” 

Denki’s eyes filled with fear, “I-I’m good man you don’t have to go that far!”

“And this is why you’re mid.” Kaida snickers.

Yuka lets out a massive laugh, “kinda feel bad for Jiro though~” Katsuki says mocking Denki some more since he started it. 

“Everyone always jokes about who everyone hears having sex in the dorm but you know who i never hear? Jirou, poor girl. He’s a mid and he doesn't know how to use it.” Kaida playfully tsks and leans back against Kirishima.

“Hopefully he can learn with practice” Yuka jests but also serious, picking up the bong and lighter, taking a big hit again and feels her body becoming more relaxed into Katsuki. 

Kaida gasps and claps her hands, “You’ll never guess what I caught Mineta doing.”

Katsuki squints his eyes at her, “do we wanna know..?” 

“No, dude, I saw him fucking vaping behind the dorm, like no one would notice.”

“I mean even if he got caught it’s Mineta.. no one treats him seriously!” Katsuki jokes and Yuka nods in agreement. 

Denki gets up, “I’ll be right back.. restroom..”

“Don’t fall in!” Kaida yells behind him as he leaves the room, he subtly flips Kaida off as he walks away. Kaida rolls her eyes and takes the bong again, taking in a deep hit and holding it in before blowing it out with a sigh.

“So much for studying~” Katsuki scoffs as he looks towards Kaida and Kirishima.

“I didn’t know this was gonna happen! It just did and who am I to break the vibe?” 

“This is a valid point!” Yuka pipes up agreeing, when they all feel their phones go off except Yuka’s and everyone’s eyes look on in shock at their phones.

“What the fuck..” Katsuki looks disgusted at his phone.

“Is everyth-.. oh my god my eyes!” Yuka covers her eyes and slumps back into his lap.

Kaida stares in horror at her phone, quickly shutting it off and throwing it to the floor.