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An older comic from when I used to work at Build-A-Bear

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by far the strangest part of the British government deciding to enact a sword hunt is that the policy they've put together is very clear about only banning "ninja swords" and "zombie-style knives." you're allowed to have a sword for fencing, or a machete for farm and garden work, or a zweihander for historical re-enactment purposes, but if you have a wakizashi your ass is fucking GRASS

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ALL MY MUTUALS KNOW I WANT TO JERK OFF!!!!

I need to move out so I can Zerk off in my own room

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I need to move out so I can Zerk off in my own room

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Thought this might help others who struggle when writing. I know I get in my head too much.

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How do fanfic writers feel knowing that people might have been masturbating to their work?

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“Great art, AI could never do this!” “Hell yeah! I love trans people! Transphobes cannot handle trans swag!” “Look at this lesbian dating another lesbian! We’re about to piss off the homophobes with this one” “POC have great cultural practices. I’m sure the racists are having heart attacks right now.””Love seeing disabled people around. Bet the ableist are peeing their pants right now.”

Oh I get it, we’re in the Bad Place.

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Monsterfucking is so normalized on Tumblr I kinda forgot it even counted as a kink. I thought it was like liking boobs on girls. The basic normal stuff most people like.

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everyone draw women with features typically considered masculine or ugly right now. or else the bomb goes off

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its really scary when someones pregnant because that means theres a second person in there who could be mad at me. that's twice as many people who could be mad at me than if it was just the pregnant person. what if when the babys born it hates me

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im incredibly conflicted by the phrase ‘the question is not who will let me but who will stop me’ because on one hand its so fucking raw and powerful but on the other hand it’s derived from ayn rand but on yet another hand the first and primary time ive ever seen it was on a picture of a lawnmower flying through the sky which is the perfect level of absurd and nonsensical that would piss ayn rand off

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better to have a fitted sheet than shitted feet

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if i could figure out how people interact and sewing machines work i would be unstoppable

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choking a girl's dick is known to improve mental health btw