#it doesnt get any better than this fr

[kanasn0w]

ok hear me out...

anna x haru

and since you gave me two notes, ill give you another!!

sakura x yoko

ik i post a lot but i like it here so sue me-

anyway with each note i get imma share one of my wii sports ships, maybe i can get some opinions from the masses too

[clownpassing]

Strep and UTI and bronchitis oh me oh my

But seriously I am not having fun today

[seaquestions]

not a man or a woman but a secret third thing (girlguy)

[redbuddi]

okay but fr americans.... vote. like obv it is not and should not be the only vehicle through which to enact change, but it is still a way to move the needle a little bit. im genuinely concerned how many ppl are writing off the idea of voting entirely, not only specifically because of this election, but also because just philosophically speaking its not good to completely forego a tool for change just because it isnt as powerful as it should be. and thats what it is: a tool, and one of many.

if kamala gets into office a lot of people will still be hurt, but if trump gets into office even more people will be hurt on top of that! "oh so youll vote for someone who causes hurt?" well what else am I supposed to do? vote for the brain worms guy? not voting isnt going to help anybody, itll just hurt more people than could have been. obviously its a bad system. obviously it should be better. and obviously it should not be the only vehicle one considers to make an impact. but it still matters. kamala might not be perfect but for gods sake dont forget about project 2025 and the people who will be caught up in that! me and my friends and my family will all be affected. queer people, people of color, disabled people, and every other possible kind of marginalized group will be caught up in that. the system is broken and needs to change and we should continue to fight to change it, but until we get to that day when everyone is treated fairly we cant just forfeit our ability to enact change, no matter how small and incremental. i cannot emphasize enough that you have everything to lose by choosing to not vote.

and for those who still dont agree, those who think there's something up with my encouraging people to vote, i get it. i get why youre angry and you have every right to be. but i need you to ask yourself this: "will choosing not to vote do any good?" because if it doesnt matter either way people might as well vote just in case. a 0.000001 chance of changing anything is still better than complete zero, after all. and with so many lives on the line, why would you want people to give up that chance?

[jevilowo]

How the mercs would play tf2

Scout is a Heavy main bc he likes the POWER. He tried playing as himself but kept dying bc of low health and got pissed. Constantly yelling for Medic. The 124hp disease is eternal.

Soldier only plays as himself because it's American. Keeps ragequitting. Can't figure out how to rocket jump in game. Has broken 79284654 keyboards in rage.

Pyro plays as themself mostly, but I can see them messing around as other classes on occasion. I think they'd get a kick out of playing Medic sometimes. Still, they're mostly themself and one of those players you think are friendlies bc they do mannrobics over and over but then they unleash fiery death upon you.

Demo would try to play himself but accidentally clicks on a different class and ends up being really good at that too despite being absolutely fucking hammered. Can't aim meelees for shit (just like me fr) but is alright with regular guns. Especially enjoys the wonders of w + m1ing people as Pyro.

Heavy plays himself obviously. Don't think he'd be into playing anyone else, except maybe as medic to pocket his sisters if they played (Zhanna is also a Heavy main btw). He'd be really bad at first but get good really fast. Always remembers to throw sandviches to the medics like (gigachad)

Engie would only play himself, but I think he'd get distracted thinking of ways to improve the game. Only plays in five minute bursts and spends the rest of his time building mods to improve The Experience. Pyro guards his buildings vigilantly between these bursts and they rarely crumble under their watchful gaze and neon sign of sapper destruction.

Medic plays himself mostly, but usually as a battle medic. Ze healing is not as rewarding and all that. I think he'd also be into the POWER (like Scout) of playing massive damage dealing classes (like Pyro, Heavy and Soldier) because again. Hurting.

Sniper would only play himself no exceptions. Slowly evolves into one of those 3000hr 4channer sniper mains and gets ridiculously competitive about the whole thing. Gets so caught up in headshotting he forgets he has a secondary weapon and meelee and dies easily to spies.

Spy abhors the game as a whole, especially playing himself, as it doesn't "accurately portray the intricacies of being a spy" or whatever. Plays occasionally to troll under an alt account but tell no one or he'll fuck your mother.

Miss Pauling would enjoy playing Demo I think, going off vibes alone, but she'd get a kick out of Scout on 2fort matches specifically because it's Efficient for Objective Completion.

Admin is, like Spy, beyond such frivolities. If she ever bothered I think she'd enjoy Sniper or Spy as she too spends a lot of time Staring.

Saxton Hale only plays on his own mode, and as Heavy when not as himself. Hes really fucking annoying about it.

Like I said, Zhanna's defo a Heavy main, but plays Soldier sometimes to bond with her husband. She's way better than him, obviously.

Merasmus hates Soldier and will ragequit any match with Soldiers in them which means he doesnt play often. When he does, however, he likes to be a Demoknight.

Scout's Ma plays Pyro. Like Ms Pauling, this is vibes alone, but she'd also play Spy and Scout sometimes as they are her boyfriend/son.

Grey Mann wouldn't play he'd just infest the game with more bots because he sucks like that.

[silentwalrus1]

Hiiii i just binged if they haven’t learned your name in like 48 hours and then was ~heartbroken~ to realize that there was an unfinished sequel lol. I totally get how these things go, it’s been a long time, etc, but i just thought I’d come try my luck and see if you were willing to share any outlines or snippets or vague ideas about how the rest of it would have gone! Thank you for writing something 1000x better than canon and with an actual realistic portrayal of ptsd/trauma/mental illness to boot (and thank you for making it funny oh my god. People never seem to understand how genuinely absurd it actually is at times. Like fr some people??? Read shitty werewolf porn???? To cope???????) Idrk what this ask even is but yeah. Loved the fic, ty for writing it, and anything else you can share about it would be greatly appreciated!!

Hi, yes, somebody ping me in like - 5 days? 6? Idk i’m like 3 timezones deep into jetlag rn and nowhere near home base so i will absolutely forget if someone doesnt remind me. But i have some CAYA stuff kicking around in the working doc of way back when and i can probs find something coherent to share in there

[darklcy]

I know the aot headcanons u posted were written kind of a while ago but I’d be interested in any hcs u have about jean and Connie!!

☆ 𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧! 𝐚𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐩𝐭 𝟐 ☆ | attack on titan masterlist

hey anon!! im glad you asked i actually have playlists for both of them if you're interested >:)

≫ jean

≫ connie

𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐍:

pining god. a yearner. a piner. the eyes chico they never lie

when he has a crush on someone, its obvious to everyone else 

he tries to be funny but he just looks sweaty. constantly staring at you but when you meet his eyes he blatantly looks away. 

ofc you don’t notice

When you two do get together, you had to be the one to ask him out.

he really tried his best, but when he approached you privately with his face looking like a tomato, you smiled and pecked his cheek, and he just about exploded

SIR PENTIOUS FROM HAZBIN. THATS BASICALLY JEAN

he is a sweetie tho :,) opens the door for you, hand on your lower back, puts himself between you and the street.

Whenever you compliment him hes the same as eren where he tries to act coy 

"pfft. nahh."

meanwhile his face is beet red

unironically into harry styles, 1975, arctic monkeys

gets really mad at iphone games like flappy bird lmfao

“I dont even like tiktok that much” (always scrolling through his fyp)

“Hey jean, can you pass me my phone?” “No,” while passing you your phone.

cheesy pick up lines like: “How are you, Jean?” “Better now that you’re here.” 

The trend of “whos your celebrity crush” cutting to “no one is more beautiful than my amazing partner” except hes serious

when he sees you trying to lift something heavy, he goes “here, i got it,” and takes it from you without asking.

Dont try to fight him either, he really, really insists

And i KNOW THIS MAN CAN COOOOOK. 

You wake up and hes making eggs or pancakes, whatever u want with a smile. UGHHH

Listens to music while he does it

More than a woman by the bee gees i know yall remember

𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐄:

simp.

simp simp simp simp

constant “DAYUUUUM”s from him

I dont think he’d have a confidence issue with flirting. If he likes someone hes straight up

“Hey, you’re really attractive. Can i take you out?”

he's direct and up front, but that adds to the appeal honestly

loves to ask questions about you, your life, your hobbies, wants to know every little detail about you

not really into people asking about his life, but he's not closed off either, so he’ll open up

Also has a vape LOL

I think he’d have one tattoo maybe behind his ear since his hair is buzzed, but only one

also one earring, a silver hoop

drives a car that has a loud engine because of course he does

I feel like hed drive a B&M or a dodge charger

anyways hes really sweet also

but just because yall are dating doesnt mean he wont be silly. he's constantly annoying you

“Babe what are you doing” “babe whats that” “babe how much longer”

pokes you. a lot

would jokingly burp and blow it in your face

“Eww, god connie.” “I’m just showing you my love, do you not want my affection?”

Rage gamer to the MAX

If anyone of you watch jake webber:

Hes in the kitchen streaming, while carrington his roommate can be heard screaming from the other room

YOU AND CONNIE FR

you love him <3

[mysillytdsideblog]

My headcanons for mike & co

Vito

Co-host w/ Mike from ages 14-16

Mentally 18-19 ish

System big brother

Handles a lot of the family issues

The one who steps up fr

Sexual Protector Alter

Trauma Holder, but doesnt have a full picture of their trauma

Sexualizes self for attention

Just a cool guy if u get to know him

Wishes he was more built irl lol

He was the one dating their first girlfriend

She didnt know about their DID, both Mike and Vito would rather keep that private

Wants a normal life

Also held down their first job (semi-canon)

He gives a shit but can be emotionally reserved

He doesn’t hate Mal, he just finds him frustrating

A bit of a troublemaker but not out of wanting bad for the system, it’s just the way he is

Creeped out by Mal, thats why he doesn’t like him

Secretly holds grudges but doesn’t tell them unless he’s picking a fight

Kinda a pothead

Chester

Mentally 60s-70s

No specific trauma memories, but he was split from trauma

Has never been the host but he switches in quite often

One of the first alters to have been discovered by their psych

At first the psych thought they were faking just cause of how theatrical Chester was, and how much it annoyed Mal

The psych thought they were faking to get out of juvie

Not to help, Mal said it was a “voice in his head” and would talk to him out loud, not caring who heard

He’s not an introject, but they don’t know why he’s old

He just is who he is

They don’t know why he has a scar over his eye, they presume there’s a trauma reason for it but nobody has any memory of something bad happening to their eye

He feels like he’s a grandfather to Mike, but the feeling’s not reciprocated

Not yet at least

Mike learns to love him

He gets annoyed by Chester still but he finds him more endearing

He likes his hot beverages and pastries

And yelling at the tv

He finds commenting on everything so entertaining

He’s co-con 80% of the time

He finds fronting to be physically exhausting, like it makes him physically feel his age

Has chronic pain in his hips and joints, his psych says it’s phantom pain

He loves his psych, he could go on for hours

He loves little kitty cats! There has never been a cat he couldn’t pet

He wishes he was more welcome when visiting nursing homes, he feels lonely but they don’t like his “portrayal” of an old man

He had gotten kicked out before

Actually, he gets kicked out of places quite often

He has health anxiety and constantly thinks he’s going to fall ill and die

His doctor is so fed up

He believes so many wives tales and basically you can tell him anything and he will believe you (unless he’s in a mood, then he’s just going to shout at you)

Mal

Ambigious early childhood to age 13 host

Mentally shifts between 13 to 17

Persecutor/Protector

Mainly a physical protector, kind of the mind’s back up plan for when things get rough and he needs to protect himself or take action

Holds most of the memory of the physical abuse

Split directly for that reason

He was one of the first

Hates his parents and tries to cause problems as a revenge for all the abuse he endured

Sadistic for this reason

He knew from a very young age that nobody was coming to save him, and they never did

Telling all the trauma he knew about in a court ordered psychiatric evaluation was the main reason he got diagnosed, but he was hoping it was going to put his parents in prison

It didnt

He was originally going to be diagnosed with ASPD before they scrapped that for just a DID diagnosis, mainly because his symptoms were too mixed and inconsistent due to the other alters existing

He still agrees ASPD fits him though and after TDAS he does more specific treatments for it in therapy

They do get diagnosed with ODD though

Basically everyone but Svetlana shows symptoms for it

Mal has it the worst because he has so much pent up hatred from everyone who hurt or failed him

And he only gets the bare minimum when he takes it into his own hands, but its better than nothing

Really clashed with Zoey at first but he was the one to make her understand them more, in his own roundabout way

Actually became close friends with Zoey even if they have their conflicts

Mike

Same age as body

Kinda bigender tbh but he’s not ready for that

Thinks he should be the one to call all the shots because he thinks hes the original

Hes not, there is none

Doesn’t have a lot of childhood memories

Nobody tells him about their trauma

Besides Mal when he’s trying to prove a point

He hates Mal because Mal threatens his sense of control

He overcompensates, being a system scares him so if he’s in charge he will be able to make sure everything’s ok

Just finally coming out of denial, still half in it

He hates being a system

Rude to his alters!!!

After All Stars, he sees his psych again who scolds him

And teaches him to accept his disorder

He does better

He compromises more, he learns that his alters are people too, he adapts to his multiplicity and eventually is the key to achieving functionality between all of them

He struggles to accept Mal, because of his persecutory nature, but he learns why Mal does what he does and with a little work from them both they are able to compromise

Mal has to grow and learn too don’t get me wrong

Svetlana

Same age as body

Transbian

Doesn’t mind being a system tbh

She likes the company

Hosts for short periods but only for upcoming competitions really because its hard for her to pretend to be a singlet

She doesn’t like hiding who she is, she’s way more open about her DID than the others are

She wishes she has more girl friends to talk with but they all know her as mike or mal :(

Total sporty girl she is multi talented in soooo many sports

Gymnastics is her fav obv

Why she has an accent? Who knows? Possibly an introject or maybe shes just like that but as far back as they remember she was there

They are all confused

Has good childhood memories, trauma free

She definitely loved recess and fronted a lot during the school years

Loves making friends, shes very social and kind!!

She’s also the most understanding and gives the best advice

Very emotional and it can be quite theatrical, on par with chester

She’s the one who gets along the most with their parents

Picky eater

She likes to eat clean and hates that the other alters eat meat because she finds it soooo gross

Has her own separate drawer in their dresser for her clothes

Bird lover and has owned pet birds before

Manitoba

Introject, half indiana jones-half steve irwin

Not a fusion he was just made like that

30s-40s

The most recent split

Has a fleshed out part of the interworld including NPCs (like his wife) and spends most of his time there (semi-canon)

He doesn’t prefer to front, he just found total drama fun to compete in

Dreams of traveling the world

Really longs for his innerworld to be real

Tries to keep everyone in line

Wishes they would be less trouble

He doesn’t side with anyone, which makes Mike very angry but he can also see a side to Mal that Mike can’t

He’s the most logical and level headed one

Loves collecting things especially memorabilia from places he’s been

He knows so many animal facts and just general knowledge

It makes Mike feel stupid cause he doesn’t know all that but its in his brain, it confused him how that works still

[literalite]

mistki's the land is inhospitable and so are we (2023)!! as edits featuring mine and some of my friends ocs 😁 had a lot of fun with this project... rough explainer of how/why each song corresponds to each character/s under the cut because i love symbolism and talking! sorry it is long

bug like an angel - sapphire

without spoiling too much of her story and arc... sapphire's life is not easy. she's hurt by people she cares for and who care for her, although inadvertently, and in turn hurts people who she cares for and who cared for her, also not by her own volition. it's kind of a terrible truth that you will harm and be harmed by the people you love, even when you and they truly don't want to. it's up to you how much you're willing to take and deal. you can't keep every promise you make and you can't right every wrong. but you have to keep trying anyway. that's sapphire's strength, and the core of her goodness and why i personally consider her one of my favourite ocs. i chose to depict bug like an angel in mitski's more positive interpretation here and in that light i think it works best for saph

buffalo replaced - heiya

well first and foremost the vibes of the song fits heiya perfectly fhgjk but also lyricism and tone... yep. quick breakdown of heiya's background since i doubt i'll ever be able to do it properly she's an interesting character for me because she like a lot of my other characters has lost. everything. she had a wife and a child and they were both killed and she had to leave her home again and again and unlike how some of my others would have taken this she has never flagged in her unwavering dedication to preserving hope. for herself for her people for the future etc etc. which is a very fucking difficult thing to do! the world changes faster than you can keep up with it sometimes but for heiya she will not let herself tire and be swept away in it all. people rely on her. she's a guiding star as much as she is a woman. she's a lover and a fighter and thats what buffalo replaced means to me! so

heaven - vinny and caleb

i feel like of all my oc couples so far they have like. the sweetest most kind of simply mutually trusting dare i say straight forward love. they just love each other so much and thats all. the world could end around them when theyre together and it'd be okay truly. also yeah vinny is ostensibly in heaven now bye angel i feel like this one was pretty self explanatory. me and who WHEN

i don't like my mind - sunny

he just like me fr (said in denji voice) anyways wow ha. unstoppable unending guilt due to past actions that haunt your every waking moment? throwing yourself into any and all distraction just to take your mind off it, filling your time with other shit so that past sin doesnt for once echo in your awful and hollow brain? this song is perfect for sunny honestly just that sentiment also the "please don't take this job from me".... sometimes the coping is worse. you can be proud of something because you can do it better than anyone else even if that thing is terrible

the deal - wolfgang munch by @gunthermunch

Wolfgang Amadeus Munch. umm this will make more sense later on but it still kind of makes sense now i think. he doesn't want to be himself he keeps . leaving and moving and running away from his own memories his own self in reaction to others. if he could pawn it all off he would. if he could be better in an instant without having to feel every agonising second of change he would! but thats not how the world works. or is it. read munch by gunthermunch thats an order

when memories snow - lilian

i feel the older you get the more your past kind of swells up and trails behind you... at least for lilian that is shes very linked to the different versions of the girl/young woman she used to be. for her its a double edged blade, a lot of her own strength is drawn from who she was and what happened to her throughout her life. they haunt her but she's haunting it back in her own way

my love mine all mine - saige, bellona, ari

stares you down okay so usage of this song very much almost verges into spoiler territory but uhm. uhm. starts twitching basically the whole dynamic here is . sometimes when you love you will sacrifice. and while that is usually a good thing sometimes it is not but sometimes it still is. sometimes you pay your dues for love and sometimes someone else has to pay for your love as well. and whether that is worth it to them remains to be seen. but it's all about love still. whether that's a worthy cause is up to you i suppose

the frost - yoshiki and hikaru from hikaru ga shida natsu

fun fact (or not so fun fact since i had it listed as such) this slot was originally meant to be taken up by a gojo/geto edit and while it still works for them frighteningly well i swerved to do another black and white haired doomed gay pairing gfhjkl; i really recommend yall to read hikaru ga shinda natsu/the summer that hikaru died because honestly it speaks for itself! it's SO good i love it so bad

star - ari and luca by @anjitrait

wow these two did not deserve the horrors the narrative (me) slammed down onto their heads. they're kind of the most married of all time to me but like of course under pressure even the strongest most loving of bonds will warp. they've been together for roughly a decade and a half now. they know and love each other as totally as you could possibly imagine. despite it all i am yours, no matter. are we picking up what i'm putting down chat

i'm your man - nayef and sióar by @lucidicer

after the album dropped like at least 3 people swung into my dms with a ?this you?? about this song which. i mean the fucking dogs that start barking halfway through the song. are you kidding me. but anyways sioyef and devotion. sioyef and putting yourself in your lover's hands and looking to them like they are a god. this is super self explanatory. you know

i love me after you - redacted and ophelia

HM.... all i'll say here is that sometimes the homoerotic tension filled high school friendship where both parties have something very wrong with them but in totally different directions can be. scarring. bad. sometimes love just isn't enough when you don't know what you're meant to do with it and when you've lived in survival mode all your life. but that once the dust clears you can scrape yourself off the ground get up keep going and that isn't gonna be the end for you there. or for love, even. sometimes shit just ain't meant to be and thats ok

[pumpkinsy0]

hcs for ponyboy's gay awakening?? me personally i think it was paul newman. also maybe hcs for curly finding this out??

pony came out the womb knowing he had a lil sugar in his tank actually

•for ponys awakening, i personally rlly dont think it was THAT complicated, when it comes to guys, first guy crush was jfk, jfk dies, then hes into paulnewman, then clint eastwood (particularly him in the good, the bad and the ugly)

•the gang knew pony liked movies but pony REALLY liked watching the movies those guys were in, he always complained about movies being showed over and over but when their movies were played again, he would see them when he could and just say “i rlly like it, so i dont mind”. pony wasnt THAT obvious in his crush other than that, he hid behind him liking them as him thinking they were tuff

•telling u rn, pony has a thing for rugged guys (in movies) bc of the ppl he grew up around, his tendency to go more into depth about guys around him, its a funny lil cycle. its also y ponys almost never into soc guys, pony saying a guy looks like those ones in magazines/movies is a huge compliment coming from him

•if pony was still 14, the gang wouldve thought “yea alright whatever ur young that makes sense”, but ponys like 15-16, u would think the kind of admiration he says he has for em would die out but it didnt and THATS what got the gang thinking

•GONNA SAY IT RN BEFORE I START!!! curly didnt even know he was gay either, never got w a dude, never had a crush on em either until later on, which means no crush on pony, pony wasnt his rlly gay awakening in the way ur thinking, pony was his realization that he doesnt wanna b alone fr and truly doesnt mind if its a dude he ends up w. he wasnt jumping for joy when he found out pony was gay bc he realized he had a chance😭😭

•if it makes u guys feel better tho, curly was very slightly part of ponys awakening, curly doesn’t know it, pony would prefer it that way curly has a big enough ego as is. it wasnt anything HUGE, just a “man he looks rlly good” kinda thing, plus curly was his age so he was like “yea ok i like him” NOT ENOUGH TO LIKE HIM ROMANTICALLY, but grrrrrrr i cant explain it just get what im saying already

•curlys toxic in the sense that he feels every guy who likes “feminine things” is gay so he was teasing pony for being gay way before pony had a slight CLUE he was. curly believed pony was gay from the jump, his nicknames for pony??? “fruitboy”,”fruit punch”, anndddd “twinkletoes” was his fav bc pony ran track

•had skittles been a thing invented at that time he wouldve called pony skittles 1) bc of the taste the rainbow slogan 2) bc him and m&m could match❤️

•pony was a selfshipper before most selfshippers were even BORN!!!! he very rarely drew himself w hot guy characters in movies and curly being the snooper he is wouldve found ONE on accident and nevvveerrrr let pony live it down never ever

•curly would think ponys attracted to any guy out there, im sorry to say curlys one of those guys who find out ur gay and is like “woahhhhh well dont get a crush on me now”

•in the same breath curly would oddly try and make pony flustered even while neither of em didnt have a thing for each other (YET). would pony still get flustered??? yea but not bc it was curly, just bc of the action

[reijisteacup]

I love finding active fans of diabolik lovers 😩 I saw you do requests? Is it possible to request how the Sakamaki brothers would react to a S/O | or bride who is obedient but also sassy? Like they don't fight back when getting bitten and drunk from, but they can be sassy and actually enjoy being bitten?

Hiii and of course!!! I love seeing active fans of Diabolik lovers as well it is always interesting how people interpret the characters����💕💕 Thanks for enjoying my blog. Hope to receive more asks from you and others.💕 Okay let's see!

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Shu Sakamaki:

Oh he loves a sassy s/o. He thinks it is a good balance of obedience and sass especially when it is directed at him because he knows you wouldn't buss a grape. He would get up all in your face and tease you to put you back into your place. Don't underestimate shu as a lazy deadbeat. He will make sure you know who you are talking too.

"Oh ? you're speaking to me, let me remind you of your place slut..."

Reiji Sakamaki:

Likes it a smidge. He wouldnt tolerate it at him though but if you sass someone else he wouldnt be too against it. Unless you start to get a little reckless then he would gladly step in and remove you but either way you are getting punished. If it is directed at him, immediate consequences.

"It seems you have forgotten who is in charge here maybe you need to be acquainted with my whip again little girl."

Laito Sakamaki:

Loves it, matter fact he will be sassy right with you. He knows you won't actually fight against him and he will definitely enjoy this game of cat and mouse with you. However, tread lightly with Laito. He does not have the patience for the same attitude over and over again, he likes to spice it up and what better way than to make sure you know what you are getting yourself into when mouthing off at him.

"As much as I enjoy you speaking your mind, how about I silence that mouth with something else hm?~ I think you would enjoy that bitch-chan~"

Kanato Sakamaki:

Oh nawww. Nope, not something you want to do with Kanato. This man likes strictly obedient women. He will not put up with you talking to him in any sort of way. He will have a fit and make sure you understand that he is the one in control. He does not like his precious doll mouthing off at anybody.

"Don't think you can talk to me like that, you are only my precious doll. Teddy~ why dont we show what happens to bad dolls when they want to act out and sass us. Ne, Wouldn't that be fun teddy~."

Ayato Sakamaki:

Ayato doesnt like it all that much either. He is a sassy king. Only he can be sassy fr. Although he does like a little talk back here and there but you cannot talk to him any kind of way. He will shut that down quickly and make sure you obey him.

"You wanna say that again Pancake or should I remind you why I am the best you've ever had."

Subaru Sakamaki:

Deep down he thinks it is cute. He wont admit it but he kind of likes it when you get smart at the mouth at someone but when it is him he finds it kind of hot. Like damn you that brave to speak to me like that. But of course he has to manhandle you a bit and make sure you know whose boss.

Grabs your hair and pulls your head back. "Tch, next time you want me to bite you just ask or do you enjoy when I put you in your place heh."

[f1nalboys]

OMG. I love the tod headcannons. Would you ever do ian sleepover headcannons?

HELLOOOO ANON sorry this has taken so long, i do apologize and i hope its fun to read!!!!

WORD COUNT: 916

WARNINGS: not proofread, weed mention, ians a perv on occassion, mostly fluff

ok number one i need a sleepover with this guy NOWWWWWW

ian refuses to call it a sleepover. you two are hanging out, chilling, that’s all. if he spends the night then thats just what happens, it totally wasn't his end goal

i truly believe ian sleeps better in anyone elses bed than he does his own not for any particular reason he just loves the feeling of being on vacation and being in a different bed counts to him fr

he comes over with nothing. like deadass the clothes on his back and maybe some weed IF UR LUCKY 

he also tends to show up ‘just for a bit’ and makes a big show about sighing at the time and being like man…. i wish i didn’t have to leave but its almost time for bed……..

like girl just ask to sleep over who cares

anyways he really hates Planned Sleepover Activities

no pillow fights, no truth or dare, no spin the bottle (this can and has been done before with him, he just has to be in the mood,) no bloody mary, etc

now, of course, if he really really really loves you, he’ll do all those things and more. he is going to COMPLAIN though. like, to the point where it’s almost unenjoyable. 

he does love a good spa day though…. you ask him to put on a fuzzy robe so you can put a face mask and cucumbers on him and he’s jumping for joy lowkey

and he lets you paint his nails and stuff and he doesnt care if its messy or bumpy or if you don’t put a top coat on it, he just loves that youre doing it for ihm

ANDDDD its the quietest he’ll be. youll look up at his face and hes staring down at you with such a sickeningly sweet love sick grin that its almost enough to make you barf and he won't say a single word until youre done

and even then he’ll just go “its great baby, thank you.” heheh

like 3 hours later he’ll go “you got a lot of nail polish on my skin, god damn.” and you’ll look over and hes very methodically picking it off of his skin lol

anyways. when hes over he just wants to chill genuinely 

ian is interested in getting chinese food or pizza, getting super fucking high, and having movies or music in the background while you guys talk

and he really only does one on one sleepovers, siblings or family excluded. if you invited another friend to sleepover at the same time hes gonna be in the corner like ugh…..sigh……eyeroll…..ugh…..what no im fine its whatever……sigh…..

ian is super handsy as is but when he gets tired hes worse

you’ll know hes ready for you two to go to sleep when hes suddenly attached to your back, arms around your waist and head in your shoulder

ian loves sleepovers that are simply for you two to get shit done

like ian has to rework an art piece? hes coming over and youre finally gonna clean your room.

he tries to sleep in his regular clothes all the time (he does it at home i fear to say) so if youre against that you HAVE to have some spare clothes for him. or let him sleep in his underwear but then he’s gonna get that dumb stupid sexy grin on his face and ask if youre trying to get him naked 

which like yes ian i am but not like that….yet

waking up with ian is great if you get up before him because hes all cuddly and sweet and murmuring in his sleep and you can just stare and admire him

if he gets up first hes waking you up but hes also fucking with you

he shakes you awake and is like BABE YOU OVERSLEPT FOR XYZ!!!!! and you jump out of bed and hes like haha got you just kidding

or he draws on your face or arms if youre a heavy sleeper and he can get away with it

AND he takes photos of you sleeping all the time on his shitty little flip phone and he never tells you about it

until like weeks later when youre hanging with him in the car eating food and he laughs and turns his phone around to show you a picture of you slumped over, mouth open, drooling.

but hes a menace

hes like well im up so i need you up to????

like god bless erin for dealing with him 

but you dont have to worry about it much, he normally sleeps in if hes able to but depending on when he went to bed, he could get up before you

and good luck trying to go back to sleep because hes hitting you with pillows and squashing you and talking until you just roll your eyes and sit up

and then hed smile and go omgggg good morning sleepyhead LIKE SHUT UP

overall, ian is a fun guy to have a sleepover with if you just want to chill, not if you want to do activities if that makes sense

but hes never going to ASK to spend the night (unless youre in the car with him about to get dropped off and hes kissing you and get handsy and THEN he’ll be like babe…. cant i just hang out :((( like sigh…. of course you can bae

[lynnthefrenchtoast]

why lyney x aether just makes sense

no traveller ship has ever rlly worked to me (other than ayaka bc it was very heavily hinted in canon) UNTIL TODAY. HERE IS MY FORMAL DISSERTATION ON WHY LYNETHER WORKS

neither of them have pairs - genshin purposefully does this thing where they pair up characters (eg: chongyun & xingqiu, jean & lisa) which is why there are so many popular ships in the fandom. i think lyney's effective pair is meant to be lynette & aether doesnt have one bc hes meant to be a player-insert but that leaves SO MUCH ROOM bc when you think about it the closest thing lyney has to a love interest IS AETHER

siblings - both of them are elder brothers and both are TWINS . they also both have a youngest sibling figure (freminet and paimon; dont tell me paimon isnt a younger sister figure bc if u open a modern au ALMOST ALWAYS she is presented as "aether and lumines younger sister") their backstories are similar (losing their other half) so they canonically understand each other (There's nothing in the world I treasure more than my family, so I know what it must be like for you -Lyney, Friendship LV4) THIS LEADS INTO MY OTHER POINT

the "i see past your mask" trope - this is a very popular trope (and one that ngl kills me everytime i read it bc it preys on the human desire to be fully understood) BUT it was made for lyney . if youve watched ouran highschool host club HIKARU AND KAORUS "we are the only two who understand each other... until haruhi arrived" IS NOT DISSIMILAR TO WHAT COULD HAPPEN WITH LYNEY, LYNETTE AND AETHER . and lyney was BORN to fit this trope bc he already has the whole fake, charming, extrovert persona he puts on. ("Actually, the real me is nowhere near as outgoing or chatty as I appear. (...) I think people would feel sorry for the real me." -Lyney, friendship LV6)

narrative - a big thing about ships is they need to have a faucet for tension . like xingyun is extremely hinted in canon but its nowhere near as popular as kavetham and zhongchi. why? because theyre just childhood best friends. nothing interesting about it. zhongchi especially is hugely popular bc of the potential for reconciliation after the osial arc (zhongli's "im sorry for manipulating you. it wasnt all fake i swear" sorta thing) AND YK WHAT ELSE HAS THAT??? FURINA REVEALING LYNEY AS FATUI IN THE TRIAL "im sorry for lying about my identity. it wasnt all fake" the core that makes ships like satosugu and zhongchi tragic is the betrayal of trust, and, well... ("Nothing could make me happier than having your trust." -Lyney, Ascension 4)

binary opposition - why is satosugu so popular? probably because its the whole 'cruel murderer villain' vs 'strongest hero' trope and audienced like sun vs moon . okay . AETHER IS LITERALLY THE HONORARY KNIGHT OF MONDSTADT, HERO OF LIYUE, ENEMY OF ETERNITY, FIRST SAGE OF BUER and lyney is THE FUTURE SUCCESSOR TO THE HOUSE OF HEARTH . the villain of genshin impact (currently) is the fatui so you cant get better than this.

canon hints - even if ships would theoretically work well and have potential for tension, they need to be grounded in the source material. so does lynether have that?

"Hmm, your eyes are like topaz, precious, pure, and lovely. I like them! I've decided — I'm going to put on a show just for you."

"I thought it was the radiance of the sunlight on my skin that I felt — turns out it was your radiance all along!"

"I should probably emphasize again that I'm rarely so open with anyone — I guess it's because you're not just anyone."

"It seems we're both keenly interested in each other. Well, know that the honor is mine! Haha, relax. I couldn't ever tell lies to your mesmerizing eyes — not even if I tried!"

"Doing all this for me... Are you trying to steal this magician's heart, by any chance? Well, in that case, congratulations, my dear apprentice — or should I say, "companion." For you have succeeded!"

canonically, lyney gets upset when aether thinks abt other things when hes in fromt of him. HES LIKE A POUTING CHILD THAT GOES "pay attention to me!!!" LMFAOO

the rainbow rose, need i say more? lyney literally gets flustered when lynette brings it up too pfft

most of the stuff he says can be attributed to lyney just being a flirt but in cases like the rainbow rose scene where he literally does it BECAUSE HE KNOWS AETHER WOULDNT GET IT... there is no platonic explanation bc if there was, if it meant Friendly Love THEN THE DEVELOPERS WOULDNT HAVE ADDED THE NOTE ABOUT LYNETTE NEVER GETTING ONE considering shes the most important person to lyney...

in conclusion, ive rambled for too freaking long but THEY WORK . AND THERES ALSO POTENTIAL FOR A WHOLE LONG DISTANCE YEARNING ARC BC AETHER ALWAYS TRAVELS SO... FANFIC WRITERS CHOP CHOP

[rattotheimperialcheesegod]

RANT POST!!!!!

Girl the way I had to live after realizing my inner demons acronym was MID was like, man i know at the time it proubly didnt have its meaning yet since it was 2019 and no one was really thinking about the acronym at all but im not gonna lie...

it sorta set up its own legacy with it since it is kinda mediocre and also one of the most recent forgotten series that aphmau tried to make big like mystreet, and the only thing that reminds you of the series, is it still being on the channel to watch or that three of its popular characters showing up in the modern videos to kinda remind you they exist, but fr feels like even with that aphmau doesnt want to reference them any further like she does with mystreet all the time...

its kinda sad since really i think a lot of my inner demons flaws would of been fixed with just a few things like better pacing, more focus on the magic crisis and just a bigger episode count than 26, also the fact that it wouldnt be hard to reference it or bring it back for another season, since truely, lets be real guys

when people say my inner demons can't be referenced or be brought back for another season because it was too mature or for a different audience, now that aphmaus brand is very cocomelon core, are kinda throwing the bar alittle to high in the standard of how "mature" my inner demons was, even with its more vulgar humor or times the character curses, it wasn't like my inner demons were aimed for adults, it was aimed for tweens or teenagers like any of aphmaus normal rps, it just wanted to explore with what it would get away with, no matter how little they did with actually trying, since the characters geniunely barely curse, only being sorta heard in the background as to censor it or just saying the safe verison of it, really i dont think my inner demons even takes itself as seriously as it wants to be taken as, since its main plot to reel you into the story gets thrown away in favor for the stupid harem plot, only reminding the audience of the main plot again in tiny scenes you don't care for because the series doesn't care, really back on the topic I feel like my inner demons was a huge waste of great elements with horrible execusion as it so desperately wanted to be seen as serious and mature but just felt well...MID

thats generally why im actually using source material and my own stuff for my rewrite since there are good parts to the og series that could of been better if executed better...

or if everything wasnt so focused on ava having to get fucking married to one of these jackasses because these five full grownmen are as dumb as rotting dirt firmented in cement, learn to wipe your own asses and put on your own clothes, these guys should know what a fucking toliet is and how to shower even without magic, we did not need a whole episode of ava teaching the guys how to BATHE, it isnt cute or hot--

THIS IS LITTARY LIKE WATCHING A GROWN ASS WOMEN WIPE FULL GROWN MENS ASSES LIKE THEY ARE BABIES--

GET MY GIRL OUTTA THERE

[jennrypan]

Thinking about the tragedy that is Squirrelflight--

Like..as a kit/apprentice, she goes on this insane journey and makes close friends but they don't even remain close cuz One dies, one stays in the mountains, one gets with her sister then fucks off and then..she gets with Brambleclaw which is..the way it is, and she has to take her sisters kits and she loves them unconditionally and she can't tell them who their real parents are cuz Leafpool doesn't want them too.

Then..Ashfur becomes obsessed with her for NO DAMN REASON. Cuz she wanted a friend to confide in then he decided that meant they were mates..and when he didn't get that. HE TRIED TO KILL HER KIDS SO SHE HAD TO TELL HIM THE TRUTH.

Her kids get pissed at her, Brambleclaw gets pissed at her (which..sure..why not get mad at..Ashfur?? For doing what he did? Anyways..) her daughter then disappears and she has her sons but they hate her and aren't shy about saying it..especially Jay feather. Last Hope comes..and she loses her daughter AGAIN (after just recently getting her back mind you.) And Bramblestar is petty. And comes CLOSE to just replacing her with someone that's exactly like her... Jessie 😶 (i hated her sm in bramblestars storm istg. She was LITERALLY just a kitty pet version of Squirrleflight. Don't play with me.) ..these things might be out of order i haven't read the books in years---

ANYWAYS-- she has two kits with Bramblestar this time and SHE STILL DOESNT GET ANY PEACE. Her husband 'dies' then..he gets possessed..by Ashfur and he starts terrorizing other cats especially their family. Thunderclan has basically become a cult that believes Starclans word is law..and they refuse to help other cats.

Her husband sets their daughter up to get attacked by dogs..then she attempts to help strange cats..and Shadowclan and Thunderclan decide that's worse than the dark forest and involve themselves for no damn reason and that leads to her and her sister getting hurt.

She's then..PUT ON TRIAL. SOMETHING THATS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. Not even Ashfur had to deal with that. After everything she and her sister did for Starclan cuz of their insane prophecy..this is what they're met with ??? Also at some point..Ashfur steals her..and drags her to cat hell??? That was still wild.

..Just man-- Squirrleflight deserved so much better!!! Her entire family kind of failed her honestly cuz I get Lion and Jay were upset but??? They were such assholes. Especially Jayfeather. He pissed me OFFF and Brambleclaw was such a dick, like..you weren't sneaking around with your evil ass brother?? Be so fuckin fr. Squirrleflight deserved a break.

After Firestar SAVED THE CLANS AND OTHERS. You'd think Starclan would be grateful and not terrorize his family every step of the way. Squirrleflight should've been leader WAY earlier.

[rainforcsts]

michael townsend and why i lowkey dont fw him

minor (?) spoilers ahead and don't worry i don't hate him nor do i dislike him

i know him and dean have their issues because of dean's backstory and michael's own one too, but dean was always way nicer to michael (at least in front of cassie) than michael ever was to dean. truth or dare in the first book: the bad seed comment?? and whatever, i get it, their relationship is complex as hell, but i still dont fw this / also just to bring in lia and HER personality, i fw her more because she's actually direct with her jabs. michael's jabs are the kind where if you tried to confront him about it he would be like what are you talking about i never said anything wrong! (and i take this personally)

him and lia. i like their toxicity (SUE ME WE HAVE THREE OTHER HEALTHY SHIPS LET ME LIVE) but he did NOT treat her well. when cassie first came to the programme, and mind you, even lia pointed this out, michael immediately pushed lia aside and started flirting with cassie AS IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE AN ON AGAIN OFF AGAIN RELATIONSHIP AT ALL. (i quote "did you pursue her, the way you got all moon-eyed over cassie when she first showed up?") and then the moment cassie picks dean instead of him, he goes back to lia?? FUCK YOU MEAANNNNNNN and dont get me started on the "in five seconds i'm going to tell you that i love you" (i get it, he wanted her out of the room, but still) and "longer and better than i've loved you" scene (he had way nicer ways to say this) / and can i just say this girl is too damn forgiving wdym he pushed you aside and came running back after he got rejected and you STILL TOOK HIM BACK OH MY LORRRDDDDD but whatever i support your choices girlypops

HIM AT THE END OF KILLER INSTINCT. oh my gawd my man cassandra hobbes just got kidnapped and almost dieeeed why the hell is your first reaction to say "if it had been me in the woods" or sum like that??? no "are you okay?" no "what happened?" no "are you feeling better?" and maybe MAYBE he wouldnt be michael without that (because michael doesnt do vulnerability lmao) BUT LIKE NOT THE TIME BUDDY YOU CAN WAIT THIS CONVERSATION CAN WAIT EVEN IF YOU DON'T ASK ANY OF THOSE I CAN FORGIVE YOU IF YOU WOULD'VE JUST LET THIS WAIT

i take personal offence to this as a veronica sterling enthusiast and i KNOWWW he was using this to hurt dean BUT "he-who-has-literally-tortured-someone-in-this-room"?????? NOOO GIRL DO ANYTHING BUT BRING STERLING INTO YOUR BEEF OH MY JESUS CHRIST

OK WAIT I KNOW I ENDED THE HIM AND LIA POINT BUT truth or dare in the first book: he asked her in front of ALL the naturals INCLUDING THE NEW GIRL(akacassie) something he KNEW was personal to her and didn't want to reveal. "what's your real name?" and it makes me mad because i know lia got him back-ish with the dean and cassie kiss dare and then dean and cassie's back and forth truth or dare (that they did on their own accord) but that was NOWHERE near as bad as what he asked lia oh my GAWWDD

to his credit, his redeeming factor is his relationship with sloane and celine. it's clear he cares about them a lot and he's NEVER lashed out or glared at sloane even when he was about ready to murder someone for something. and he obviously cares about celine like he was ready to risk all his friendships with the naturals just so he could find out what happened to her (e.g. if his father was screwing her which is weird in hindsight but anyways) and when he thought she was murdered by the masters (like fr this time) he was so worried and needed everyone's reassurance even though he usually deals with everything alone. so yeah i don't hate him he has his perks for sure but he is my least favourite natural unfortunately (I LIKE HIM THOUGH DONT TWIST MY WORDS)