#it doesn't STOPPPPP

[xcziel]

@neil-gaiman as tumblr-famous british person, can you confirm?

“england isn’t beautiful” wrong!!! look at our gorgeous country:

Dover:

Manchester:

London:

Newcastle:

Nottingham:

Portsmouth:

Leeds:

Liverpool:

Sheffield:

Bristol:

[absentmoon]

have you thought abt vamp dooku yet i can't remember.

[laesas]

Seeing someone's awful, self-righteous, bad faith, rage bait take and realising that you already have them blocked for their other dogshit opinions 👌👌👌

[virfujiwara]

Sorry for hating women but I hate her 😔😔

[mortimer]

Tumblr stop trying to be a shittier version of apps no one here likes on the first place challenge

“oh they’re not taking away chronological dashboard, well everything’s okay then” they also said in the post they’re making reblogs collapsed (like comments on twitter) so you won’t see the full conversation in a post. they also won’t get rid of tumblr live despite it being an annoying and cancerous data-miner that isn’t legal in much of the world. they won’t even let you opt out of tumblr live for more than seven days. they implemented a terrible photo viewer that mimics tiktok and makes it so you can’t zoom in on images. they took away the ability to view prev tags. they’re making it so you have to sign in with your email to view almost any thing on tumblr. they’ve already made it so you have to sign in to send asks, even on anon. they’re slowly phasing out custom blog themes.

the things that make tumblr at all usable and favored by us– the older web blog features, the anonymity– that is still being taken away. it HAS been being taken away for some time now. i am urging you people to reveiwbomb the tumblr app. force them to acknowledge that users do not like these changes.

[devilstruly]

FRI(END)S -

- 'let's put the end in friends'

pairing (drumroll please) - jason todd x f.reader

includes - mutual pining, best friend dick grayson, batfam being nosy as shit, reader is kind of camera shy/insecure, jealous jason but in a cute way, angry confession (personal fav), mild angst but with a happy ending obvi, swearing, briefly mentioned smut (like one sentence at the end) + anything i might've missed

a/n - hi hello...idk what to say honestly. this was a very random idea i got at like 3am and i can just hope that you guys will like it. also my characteristics of the fam are solely based on the webtoon. yes the title is inspired by taehyung's single what about it

@dreamingaboutsakuratrees this one's for you (and everyone else who voted on that poll) <3

'Yes! Yes, that's perfect! Gosh, the camera absolutely loves you two!'

'Thanks, Delilah ~'

Dick sends the photographer a wink, paired with that signature grin of his, and she nearly falls on her ass. You roll your eyes at the scene affectionately, focused on fixing your hair and checking your makeup for the nth time in the past hour.

'Will you quit it?'

Beside you, your best friend whines and you swat him away with your hand, eyes never leaving the mirror.

'I'm sorry! I just wanna make sure it looks good!'

'You look beautiful. You're doing great, you just need to relax. Focus on me, yeah?'

It's honestly impossible to say no to those eyes, you've learned that a long while ago. The fact that he knows the effect he has doesn't help either.

The photoshoot goes by in a blur. You've changed at least five outfits, done the couple shoots, done the single ones, had a lunch break, etc etc. Throughout the day you learn that the crew that works for Gotham Gazette is actually quite nice, which helped ease your nerves immensely.

Now six hours later, you're sitting in your comfortable clothes, in the passenger seat of Dick's car, on the familiar road towards the Wayne Mansion.

As soon as you step through the door you're greeted with a flash of purple.

'How was it?! Tell me everything! When will the cover be out?! What did you wear?! Who did you see?!'

Stephanie looks as if she's about to burst and simultaneously split her face in half with her grin.

'It went...well, it went.'

Beside you Dick rolls his eyes so hard you could almost hear the gesture.

'Don't listen to her, it was great. She was great.'

'Stoppppp!'

You immediately hide your face in your hands, much to the man's amusement. One of Dick's arms wraps around your shoulders and the three of you head for the library.

'Well, well, well, if it isn't Gotham's power couple ~'

'Gross. Everybody knows they are mere friends.'

'We know. But the rest of Gotham is skeptical.'

'You are hallucinating, Drake. This is why you should stop drinking multitudinous of coffee.'

'Listen here you little shit-'

'O-kay!'

Dick, as always, steps in between the two brothers, effectively averting what could result in another prank war between the two. And it's not even prank season yet.

'Damian, you and I need to discuss that plan for tonight, right?'

'What are you talking ab-'

'The sooner we start the better!'

With that the two dissappear from the room, a very confused Damian letting himself be led by a beaming Dick.

Allowing yourself to feel the tiredness from everything you've done today, you plop on the now empty seat on the couch and sigh deeply.

'Cookie?'

'Thanks, Cass.'

You smile gratefully at the girl, sinking into the cushions more and more while chewing on the chocolate chip cookie.

'Sooo...'

Duke begins, the suspicious tone causing you to raise a brow before he continues.

'...When do we get to see the pictures?'

With this, every pair of eyes in the room turns to you, and you have to avoid the urge to groan.

'The actual magazine comes out in a week. But they'll email us the pictures the day after tomorrow I think.'

'I can't wait to see them! I bet you and Dick had so much chemistry in the photos!'

'Honestly, next to him I don't think anyone will notice me.'

'Of course they will! Especially if you did a couple shoot and got all close and-'

A loud slam interrupts Steph and her rambling and all of you turn to look at a very annoyed Jason. Which, to be fair, is just normal Jason.

He's silent when he stands up and walks across the room, hands stuffed in his pockets. If you had to guess, you'd say he was avoiding eye-contact too.

'Awkward...'

'Not helping Duke.'

- a few days later -

Everyone is sitting in the living room, crowded around Tim's computer, with you and Dick in the middle.

'Jason!'

Dick chirps as soon as he sees his brother enter the room.

'Come look at the photos!'

'No thanks.'

That was the second time that week that Jason refused to look you in the eyes and downright ignored your existence. But you knew better than to press Jason Todd.

Besides, maybe it wasn't even personal.

-

This was definitely personal.

You haven't talked to Jason in days, and it was driving you insane. The worst part is that you have no idea what the fuck you did.

So naturally, as one does, you'll ask him about it. Deciding that it's best to do it after patrol, particularly after the two of you took down some thugs together and were left alone, you refuse to go back home until you two work this out.

'See you tomorrow.'

'Jason.'

Red Hood stops dead in his tracks, and despite his back being turned to you, you can see the tension in his shoulders.

'This needs to stop.'

'I have no idea what-'

'Cut the bullshit, Jay. Why the fuck have you been avoiding me?'

He inhales deeply, mustering up the courage to turn around and face you. Your arms are crossed in front of your chest, accompanied with a very annoyed glare.

'I'm waiting.'

'It's nothing that concerns you.'

His answer makes you at least five times more furious and you scoff.

'Oh yeah? Well I beg to differ. I think I deserve to know why my friend has spent an entire week actively avoiding me.'

Due to his helmet you can't see it, but Jason rolls his eyes in annoyance.

'Why do you care, anyway? I'd say Richard has been keeping you busy.'

This makes you splutter, completely catching you of guard. His words are on repeat in your mind as you try to piece two and two together.

'What the fuck does Dick have to do with any of this?!'

'You tell me!'

Both of your voices echo off the empty walls in the alleyway before a thick silence takes over. Jason takes off his helmet and places it on a nearby fire escape so he can run a hand through his hair.

You watch him, still mildly annoyed, but the sight of his face welcoming nonetheless. And then he looks up and you feel an arrow shoot right through your heart.

His green eyes are soft, dare you say pleading, when they meet your own.

'I-' He takes a deep breath. 'It's the damn photoshoot.'

Before you can ask him to elaborate he's already going off, arms flying every which way with gestures he uses to emphasize his points.

'All I've been hearing for days has been about you and Dick looking all couple-y and what not. I mean you looked gorgeous, honestly why would anyone pay attention to him when you're right there, but god was it getting annoying.'

You have to blink a few times before your brain catches up with his words. Much to his dismay, you don't soften, if anything you look even more pissed now.

'I still don't understand why you've been avoiding me.'

'Because I fucking like you!'

The volume of his words startles you and you swear he was heard a couple blocks away.

'You what now-'

Jason takes a step closer to you.

'I-'

Another step.

'-like-'

Another step.

'-you.'

He's gotten so close to the point of cornering you against a wall, the intensity behind his eyes rendering you unable to look away. You allow yourself a few silent moments to simply appreciate his beauty this close before putting him out of his misery. By your standards at least.

'So this whole time you've just been jealous?'

It takes all of your willpower not to laugh when he deadpans.

'I never took you for a jealous guy to be hones-'

'Shut the fuck up already and kiss me.'

'Yessir ~'

He groans at the term and you make a mental note to use it again later when you're at his apartment.

Who needs to sleep anyway?

[thesunfyre4446]

"grrm hates rhaenyra" "grrm is TB\TG" "grrm is --" AHHHHHHH

grrm is NOT part of the fandom! he's the author!!!!!!!!! stoppppp!!!!

he said it himself multiple times, the idea of f&b is that it's up to the reader to decide who's the hero and who's the villain. there's no good or bad. inner conflict & grey characters have always been the essence of his work.

grrm doesn't hate rhaenyra. he does LOVE daemon more then the other characters, he was always very clear about that.

"if grrm was really TG why did he kill of their entire bloodline" if grrm was TB why did he kill rhaenyra and all of her children that were not fathered by daemon? be so fr guys. HE IS NOT TB\TG HE IS THE AUTHOR!!!!

but i will say, rhaenyra is a character that gets very little attention in the story. we have baela & rhaenys who both get an epic dragon fight, we have aemond's riverland arc, we have jace north and vale arc, we have aegon - who's injured, smuggled out of the city and has an entire arc where he's reunited with his dragon and takes dragonstone and his crown back, daeron the daring gets an epic battle scene. alicent in green council was cool af. daemon gets soooo many epic and cool moments. even joff gets a cool heroic moment of trying to save his baby dragon.

rhaenyra is left on dragonstone, takes KL without a fight, her dragon literally kills her kid and dies offscreen. she never gets a cool arc or an epic moment in the book. you could def say it was propaganda but idk... like grrm could've at least give her one cool battle\ moment lmao this woman could not catch a break in the book lmao.

so no, he does not hate her. he just loves daemon more then everyone else lol.

[erwinsvow]

babes 🙊 what about kook trio with bsf rafe and reader playing spin the bottle but she spins and it doesn’t land on him and he’s like nope not an option. can’t stop thinking about it!!

STOPPPPP this is so juicy n good. ur mind > ♡ i changed it a lil bc i literally misread it. lmfao

you were the perfect amount of drunk and giggly, legs folded on the ground while you took another sip out of the plastic red cup. your skirt moved around while you made yourself comfortable, exposing the skin of your upper thighs.

you don't notice that rafe's been staring at your legs since you sat down. but he has been, drunk himself and mind spinning. he likes you like this—sweeter, more compliant. some of your snark has melted away, and you're being nicer than usual to rafe.

you lean against his shoulder, looking up at him with your big pretty eyes, blinking fast. your shirt isn't that tight, one glance down and he can see into it.

"y'okay?" he asks, moving in to ask it quietly against your ear. you squirm, something he enjoys too much.

"yeah, rafey, m'fine," you mumble back, pulling away. he keeps his hand on your knee though, and you look down at where he's touching you, while he looks down at you. you're about to put your hand on his, probably do some drunk shit like compare the sizes of your hands, but topper, drunker than either of you, shoves himself between the two of you.

kelce and the girl he's been talking to all night are next, adding more space between you and rafe. you look upset, but just for a moment, settling to rest your head on top's shoulder instead.

rafe's already pissed at that, pissed even more when others sit down and join, making a little circle. you're quiet still, playing with the hem of your skirt while talking with topper, a conversation rafe can't hear.

someone brings an empty beer bottle, the girl kelce is trying to get with suggesting they play spin the bottle. she spins first, and of course it lands on kelce, them leaning in for a kiss that goes on for too long.

"it's spin the bottle," you start with another laugh. you put your empty cup aside. "not seven minutes, kelce." they pull away, the girl shoving the bottle towards you.

rafe watches the whole thing unfold in a matter of seconds—your laugh and sweet smile, your hand reaching for the bottle, letting it spin on the ground in a circle. he looks around, topper looking at the bottle intensely, clearly wanting it to land on him. another boy sitting across from you is smiling smugly, staring at your exposed skin.

"alright, everybody out. now. get up, get out." rafe says, standing up. "are you fuckin' deaf? get the fuck outta my house." they comply, the strangers getting up and stalking away, kelce bringing his girl close and shooting rafe a confused look. top looks mildly annoyed but he doesn't say anything, heading over to the beer counter.

you stay where you are on the floor, looking up at rafe confused. he sits back down, and you come closer, resting your head on his shoulder again, like you had been earlier. he wraps his arm around your shoulder, playing with the ends of your hair that hang there.

"rafe?"

"yeah kid?" you look down at the bottle.

"the bottle was pointing at you."

[tidesreach]

Watching 2x01 and genuinely driving myself crazy with the realization that Buck actually falls for Eddie's personality. He's frustrated by everything else but the minute he sees Eddie being Eddie he starts paying attention. Eddie's intro is everyone else calling him handsome except for Buck. By the end of the episode Buck is cheering for Eddie the hardest and it all came because he likes EDDIE'S PERSONALITY. This following the pattern of him liking Abby before he even met her because he liked her personality?? TO BE SEEN AND FOUND AS A THEME AGAIN!

oh man stoppppp. you are so correct, anon. HE DOES. 2x01 actually makes me crazy. there is so much going on there. buck's immediate feelings about eddie are such a tangled mess. like, there's attraction there, which buck certainly does not recognise is attraction. (the fact that he is the only one who doesn't comment on how attractive eddie is makes me insane. it would have been less revealing if he did actually lmao.) so even though that physical attraction is there, it doesn't even register for buck. and then there's everything else, the feelings deeply rooted in his trauma. that this guy is going to replace him, be better than him, be more worthy than him, that everyone will love him more than buck. thus, the macho posturing and desperate attempts to prove his worth. like, almost immediately he sees eddie as ENEMY because of the perceived threat on his own worth. but then, yeah. eddie is eddie. he's good, he's compassionate, he's competent, he's understanding and non-judgemental. and that's the thing really. THAT’S what pulls buck in.

because EDDIE IS EDDIE. eddie, who sees past buck's knee-jerk reaction of hostility and distrust. like, by all rights eddie could bite back at buck and his deranged behaviour. he could write him off as a dickhead with a big ego and not bother with him, because yeah. buck is being a bit of a dick (affectionate). but he DOESN'T DO THAT because he, well. sees buck. he sees the personality beneath the posturing. he sees that there's more there. that there's some insecurity there. like, buck is constantly trying to provoke a reaction but instead of rising to it with the same hostile energy, eddie's like okay man. what's your problem? then actually listens to what buck's problem is and tries to reason with it. and there's a distinct shift after that. like, even before they pull the grenade out of that guy. there's a moment where eddie's explaining the intricacies of a grenade and its components, and that hostility and exasperation is gone from buck's expression. instead, he looks well. a little impressed. and then, the clincher i think is after, when eddie tells buck that he's badass under pressure. like, GOD. the way buck says "me?" like he’s genuinely asking "wait really? me?" and yeah. THAT’S IT. that's where he falls for eddie's personality, because he's been nothing but hostile towards him and eddie's just like. man, you're great. you can have my back any day. INSANE ACTUALLY.

in hindsight, it really sets up their entire relationship. the way buck just wants to be seen (eddie seeing beyond buck's hostility). and the way eddie just wants someone to be there, to have his back (buck getting into an ambulance with him where there is a live fucking grenade). WILD.

[maverickbabes]

Mine all Mine

Mine all Mine

Dom!Tonowari x Dom!Jake x shy!female!reader

Warnings: possessiveness (but make it cute), clingy Jake and Tonowari, slight choking, teasing, sir kink, nicknames: princess, babygirl, kitten, I think that's it

Summary: All 3 of you wake up together and immediately Jake and Tonowari are possessive and clingy, making you blush and submissive as you have two strong men all just for you.

Sevin: pretty

a/n: this was requested by @marieblue4003

Sun shines through the hut, causing you to stir awake. You slowly opened your eyes and looked around, seeing Jake to your left and Tonowari to your right. You smiled and tried to get up, but both of them immediately tightened their grip on you.

"Oomph" You mumbled as you fall back into your spot in between them which causes them to wake up. "Going somewhere princess?" Jake asks groggily and just from the sound of his morning voice gave you butterflies. "Yeah where you going babygirl?" Tonowari asks as he moves closer to you, nuzzling his face into your neck.

You blush from him doing that single motion, and this doesn't go unnoticed by Jake. "Aww look at that our kitten is blushing" Jake coos as he sits up and moves some stray curls away from your face. You bite your lip and look at Jake, wanting to kiss him badly.

"You wanna kiss me, sevin?" Jake asks and you nod your head eagerly, but that wasn't good enough for him. "Words kitten or else no kisses" Jake says with dominance laced in his voice. "Yes I want to kiss you sir" You said and he smirks before leaning forward, giving you a gentle kiss.

"More please" You whispered into the kiss and Jake smiles before kissing you more passionately. You move onto his lap, straddling him as you intertwine your hands into his dreads. "Fuck princess" Jake moans as he feels you grind your hips slowly against his hardening dick.

Tonowari huffs in annoyance before grabbing your hips and pulling you off of Jake's lap. "My turn" He says, winking at you before setting you on his lap, holding your face in his calloused hands. He leans forward and gives you a passionate kiss, running his tongue along your bottom lip.

You open your mouth and he sticks his tongue into your mouth, your tongues exploring each other. "Mmm you're such a good kisser kitten" Tonowari says as he pulls away from the kiss, making you blush. Jake comes up from behind you and wrap his hand around your throat, squeezing gently as he redirected your head from facing Tonowari to facing him.

"You're so cute when you blush" Jake says smirking as he kisses your cheek, deepening the color of your already pink cheeks. "Look at that Jake, she's blushing so much she's turning red" Tonowari teases and you cover your face with your hands, Jake's hand still wrapped around your throat.

"Guys, stoppppp." You mumbled in between your hands, and they chuckled at you. Tonowari grabs your hands and pulls them away from your face, looking you in the eyes. "You're adorable you know that" He tells you before giving you a forehead kiss which made you even more redder.

"God, I'm lucky you're ours. We get to have you all just for ourselves" Jake said as he kneels down next to you, giving your a shoulder a gentle kiss. "I'm lucky too, can't believe we got lucky with a girl like you" Tonowari says adding to what Jake said.

You covered your face again and thus made them shake their heads as they chuckled at your reaction.

[osarina]

college student reader who finds post defection 19 year old dazai passed out in an alley behind a bar and she tries to ignore him, she really does, but ends up going back and dragging him to her tiny apartment and leaves him sleeping on her living room/kitchen floor because he’s too tall to fit on her couch and in the morning he’s skeptical of her at first but she ignores his harsh behavior and tells him to leave while she goes off to class/her part time job but comes back to him going through her fridge because he has no where else to go (can you tell i miss badlands)

I MISS BADLANDS TOO NONNIE :((( i miss waterloo in general maybe ill write a spin off one of these days

BUT STOPPPPP I LOVE THOSE KINDS OF FICS IM GIGGLING, I IMAGINE SHE JUST COMES HOME AND SHE'S LIKE ??? why are you still here ??? and he just shrugs and doesn't make like any move to leave LOL, literally like bringing in a stray cat or dog. i also imagine that maybe he wouldn't speak for a while, and reader starts to think that he's mute so when he finally speaks and gives her his name she's like ???

[seepylilthing]

Underverse spoilers .

Now that ink has clearly stated he's a part of this story and he seems to be out to stop xgaster , can we STOPPPPP with the heavy evil ink sans bullshit oh my god... he's not a villain he's just a little bit STUPID . He's morally gray yeah but he's still trying to protect the multiverse .

When ink said he was part of this story I was like YEAH BOY . KICK HIS ASS . I'm so sick of people acting like ink doesn't give a shit . He gives so many shits all the time .

Thank you .

[dollopheadedmerlin]

Yall . . .

My roommate is super cool and all, but she REALLY wants me to be autistic, like so much so that she has just started referring to my autism (which doesn't exist) and it is really annoying

Like, I'm not offended when people ask me if I have autism because it's not a bad thing and whatnot, but what is griping me is that she just decided that she is gonna insist that I do?? And she isn't even the only person to have done this to me before.

Like I score pretty dang low on the raads test, and my friends who have either autism, adhd, or both (my partner included) agree that I just have very obvious unmedicated adhd, because I don't relate to stuff that is more solely the autistic experience.

And like?? I've even questioned it before. Like huh maybe I DO have autism, but each time I have, myself or others pretty easily rule it out.

And it's really agitating me because recently there does appear to be this trend where autistic people are trying to convince EVERYONE that they're autistic, especially people with adhd

And the nail in the coffin is that I do have a special interest. And for whatever reason, part of this surge of people who are trying to accuse people with adhd that they're really just experiencing internalized ablism when they say they're not autistic, is that they claim that special interests are ONLY things that people with autism can have???

And like, I don't know where this came from??? Because you can develop special interests due to trauma, and it is a potential symptom of adhd and whatnot. Like a simple google search can tell you that special interests are not and autistic exclusive thing! It's just a common autistic trait, versus an uncommon adhd trait.

And the bottom line is that I am kinda irked by autistic people acting like adhd isn't as neurodovergent as autism. As though it doesn't affect me or my relationships and that the only reason I would insist I'm not autistic is that I don't want to be autistic. I don't care!! I would not care if I was autistic!! I do care when random laymen try to diagnose me for no reason!!! Or look at me like I'm lying when I say I don't have autism!! Or pretend that adhd is just excited neurotypical!! Stoppppp

[sunfudge]

Don't remake American Psycho it's going to suck don't remake it don't it's fine as it is stop it it doesn't need a remake you don't need to remake it STOPPPPP

[explorevenus]

Hiiii! I’m kinda new here so srry if I sound nervous 😔

But AAAAAAA ALL YOUR WRITING IS SO GOOD AND THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR FICA AND ONE SHOTS 🙏

I wanted to now how SP Leon would act if baby (When she’s abit older) ever lashed out or yelled at darling cuz the thought alone just makes me sad for my bbg darling 💔

THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR WRITING AND ALSO can I pls pls with cherries on top perchance be 🪼 anon 😓

waaaahhh tysm, u are so sweet and i'm so happy u like my stuff ;n; <3333 welcome, 🪼 anon ;w;

tbh this is such a good question it makes my chest hurt STOPPPPP cus he would 100% be the "BE GOOD TO YOUR MOTHER!!!!!!!!!" type.....................,,,,,, i am falling into a pile on the floor sobbing and screaming and wailing AAAAAAAAAAAAA

ofc we all know sp!leon sees practically no flaws in darling and he's almost always going to ride for her (within his own weird boundaries that we're already well aware of yk) so i really do think it would just break his heart so bad to see darling feeling hurt/dejected by baby snapping at her or what have you.

even sp!leon understands that disagreeing w your parents is part of growing up sometimes, but that doesn't mean he's cool with it

i don't imagine he lets it bother him too much (outwardly at least) when baby argues/disagrees with him bc Manufactured Stoicism may as well be sp!leon's middle name atp, but if he ever witnessed baby lashing out or yelling at darling, he would shut it down quiiiiick

"excuse me, are you hearing yourself right now, young lady? you do not get to talk to your mother like that. now show some respect and apologize."

and once the sun is down, and darling and leon can crawl into bed together, he'll just let her cry on him. he'll hold her and shush her and pet her hair, and remind her as many times as she needs to hear it that she's just doing her best, and baby doesn't quite get that yet, but one day she will.

it's a position he's familiar with, after all.

[elftwink]

every year i try to get into gardening (very difficult given a large part of gardening is "remember that your plants exist at least once per day") and this year's attempt is going good but my french tarragon is still looking sad and i don't know a fucking thing about growing french tarragon i only bought it because the roots had grown through and started enveloping the biodegradable pot at the home depot and i was like this thing is going to DIE BADLY if it doesn't get into more soil stat. i think it is doing better than that but i'm worried i damaged the roots in the pot transfer or that the biodegradable pot is in fact not that biodegradable since i wasn't able to remove that much due to all the roots growing through and around it. so every day im just like stoppppp having some leaves turn brownish yellow like seriously stoppppp stop it. be healthy.

but the hot pepper plant i bought has three flowers :) and the tomato plant that i transfered to a larger pot (bc the one it came in was like. one square inch and maybe three inches deep) is also growing pretty quickly. so perhaps some of these little guys will stay alive yet

one thing i find kind of frustrating about gardening (and all hobbies tbh) is when you get to the part where you can recognize when something isn't right, but don't have enough experience to diagnose it so you spend what feels like ten million years trying to figure it out all the while knowing if someone more experienced than you glanced at it for ten seconds they would immediately know what the problem is. but theres no way to become that person without all the ten million years trying to figure it out. sighs. anyway i have to go read a bunch of webpages about french tarragon now