#it cant be a coincidence open your eyes people

[ravenromanova]

Too close

Pairings: Ghostface Bucky x Female reader (I got this idea from a tiktok i saw of someone that made a scream poster of bucky as ghostface and i died and i also read a natasha ghostface fic and it was so good and i thought why not make one of bucky!) This is the fic that inspired this, by @abbyromanoff you can run but you cant hide

Warnings: Mentions of killing, blood, SMUT 18+!!!!! Mask kink, knife play, Blood kink, Daddy kink, Breeding kink, unprotected sex (Bucky and the reader have sex in another room from an unalived person) (My darkest fantasies are coming out to play here sue me) DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE UNDER 18+!!!!!!!!

Summary- Bucky doesn’t like it when people get too close to his girl. What happens when you figure out why everyone you talk to suddenly dies. Will you run?

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“This just in another the mysterious serial killer known as ghostface has claimed another victim. 22 year old Jordan Rodriguez was found in her new york apartment with 50 stab wounds. She was found by her roommate Janice after she came home from work. Officers haven’t given many details as to if they are any leads into who this killer could be. But they have advised everyone within the brooklyn area to be inside by 8pm to limit any risks.” The nightly news reporters vice echos through your apartment as you watch through hooded eyes.

This was the fifth person this week to die a brutal death and not to mention you seem to have had an interaction with everyone that has died. Fear floods your veins as your head runs a thousand miles and hour and what this could mean. Is someone out to hurt you? Do you have a stalker who is killing everyone you know to get you alone? Are you next? That’s all you can think about before your thoughts are cut off by the front door opening.

You shriek and jump off the couch and run to the kitchen to grab whatever knife you can. You decide to duck behind your island with the knife as you hear footsteps walk in. The footsteps are heavy yet soft as the approach you. It’s not until the figure comes closer to you that you jump in front of them and attempt to stab them but they catch your hand.

“Woah they’re tiger” The voice says and you drop the knife once you realize who it is. You flick on the kitchen light before walking over to him and throwing your arms around his shoulders and hugging him.

“I’m sorry jamie” You apologize to your boyfriend and he just chuckles in response.

“It’s okay babydoll, but what has you so freaked out?” He asks looking at your with eyes of concern.

You sigh as you look at him before you decide to tell him what’s wrong. “The news- They said another person has been killed…A-And i knew the person who was killed, Ive known all the people who’ve died this week! What-what if someone is out to hurt me? What i-if i- die?” Your voice breaks as you speak your fears. He looks at you and brings you in for another hug.

“Oh babydoll it’s going to be okay im sure it’s nothing” He said calmly as she stroked your back and kissing the top of your head.

You sighed as you looked at him while you nodded your head. Maybe you were just being paranoid you thought, maybe this is just one big coincidence and you’ll be fine. Yea… you’ll be fine.

“Yea maybe you’re right” You didn’t sound too convinced with your own words but you try to shake off the feeling that something bad is happening.

“Come on babydoll lets get you into bed so you stop overthinking in that pretty little head of yours” His voice is so soft and sweet as he takes your hand in his and walks you two to the bedroom. When the both of you enter the room he tells you to lay down and then goes to get something. Thirty seconds later he comes back with your favorite blanket and stuffed animal and slides in bed next to you.

That night the two of you cuddle and have cute little conversations that help ease your overthinking. You fell asleep with him whispering sweet nothings in your ear.

What you didn’t know was that Bucky was panicking since he stepped foot into the apartment. He thought he had been caught when you attempted to stab him but luckily for him you were as clueless as ever.

~one week later~

You sighed as you watched the news and they reported the 8th murder in two weeks. And very unfortunately for you, you had known the persons who died…just like the rest of them. That really didn’t help with the overthinking that’s for sure.

It was around 4am when you decided to turn off the tv and head to bed. Your brows furrowed when you realized Bucky wasnt home yet. You thought maybe he had gotten an overnight shift at the garage but normally he tells you that. You decided to check ‘find my friends’ since it kinda worried you that he wasnt home.

When his location showed that he was at an apartment complex your heart sank. A thousand possibilities were running through your head as you threw some sweats on, grabbed your keys and headed out the door to find your boyfriend.

The whole car ride you were full of anxiety and your brain wouldn’t shut up. Once you pulled up to the complex you quickly ran to the car not in the mood to play around if he was fucking someone else. You followed the gps and walked right up to the front door but you noticed it was open slightly. So what did you do? You walked right into the dark apartment despite not knowing who or what you’d find.

But what you did find sent bile to your throat. There was a figure dressed in all black standing over who you thought was your boyfriend with a knife in their hand.

“BUCKY!” You screamed as you ran over to the body on the floor. It wasnt until you got up close that you realized that the person wasnt Bucky…It was the barista that served you your coffee this morning. Your thoughts ran wild as you mumbled incoherent words under your breath.

But those were quickly cut off once your heard the masked figured laughing. You whipped your head around and stared at the figure in horror.

“Oh Kotenok you’re so precious” The masked figured said as he slowly removed his mask. Your eyes widened as you saw who was under the mask… It was Bucky. You quickly stood up and backed away from him as you started to hyperventilate.

“W-What the hell?” You finally said after you finally slowed your breathing down. Bucky chuckled as he came closer to you and wiped some sweat off his forehead.

“I guess it’s finally time to tell you-“ He said as she took off the costume and dropped the knife. You stared at him as his hand come up to caress your cheek. “You see kotenok i never meant for any of this to happen- But these people-t-they flirt with you and get too close to you. And i cant have that, i cant have people wanting to take what’s mine. And see i wouldn’t mind so much that people mindlessly flirt with you… if you didn’t flirt back” He seethed as he grabbed your face.

You were speechless at his confession never in a million years did you think he’d do this. But the idea that you’re his motive, that he just wants to keep you to his self is intoxicating. You look up at him with doe eyes before you finally find the words to say.

“You do all of this to make sure that i stay yours” Your voice heightens in excitement as you wait for his response.

His grip tightens on your face as he speaks. “Yes kotenok i do- i cant stand the thought of someone else having you the way i do” He confess as his eyes darken at the way you smirk.

“That’s- the hottest thing i think you’ve ever said to me” Bucky smiles devilishly at your words and suddenly picks you up and pushes you against the wall. His lips are on yours within a seconds time and the kiss is the dirtiest thing you’ve ever done.

“Put the mask back on” The words come out breathless as your chest rises due to the lack of air. He smirks as he walks you over to the couch and lays you down before grabbing the mask and knife again. He put the mask back on and then slowly stalks towards you and he twirls the knife in his hand.

“Oh fuck” You whisper under your breath when he climbs on top of you. Even though you cant see his face you know for a fact he’s smirking. He wastes no time in ripping off your shirt along with your sweats leaving you in just your panties.

“So pretty” His voice comes out a little muffled as he speaks due to the mask but it made it so much hotter. He then takes the knife that he wiped off and drags it across your bare chest. Your breath hitches in your throat as the cool metal hits your skin. Bucky then drags the knife down your torso and slices your panties off and drags it across your bare pussy.

“Please” You beg as you grab the hand with the knife and place it on your stomach. He places the blade on your skin and digs it in just a little, “Mark me” Bucky wastes no time in carving his initials into your skin he leaves a little ‘J.B.B’ on your stomach, before wiping the blood away with his thumb. Your grab his thumb and slowly bring it to your mouth before you clean his thumb off.

“Fucking hell kotenok” He groans at your actions. Bucky grows impatient as he throws the knife across the room making note to pick it back up later. He then spreads your pussy and starts to play with your clit and your back arches in reaction.

“Please daddy” You beg and then he adds two fingers into you in a swift motion and chooses a relentless pace. This is the filthiest thing you’ve ever done but right now, in this moment you dont give a flying fuck.

The pleasure you feel is beyond intense as Bucky curls his fingers and hits your g-spot just right. You let out a screaming moan as your first orgasm bursts through you. “Oh fuck” You breathe out the best you can as you slowly takes off his pants and boxers exposing his hard cock standing at attention for you.

“I want you so bad please daddy” He doesn’t need much motivation after you give him the go ahead. Bucky slams his cock into you hard and fast and you scream in response to his movement.

“Yes yes yes” You chant as you sit up and wrap your arms around him as Bucky slams into you. The room is filled with the filthy noises of your pussy and his balls slapping your skin.

“Gonna fucking breed you kotenok” He grunts and picks up his speed chasing his high. You can feel your second orgasm build up as he talks about breeding you.

“Oh please breed me daddy- fuck- wanna be full of your babies” You plead as you grind your hips down on his cock earning a guttural moan from him.

“Yea? You want that your little slut? You wanna have my kids?” He asks even though he already knows the answer. You dont find the words to respond and just opt for nodding your head. And in turn Bucky changes the position so he’s back on top and he thrusts into you like never before. Your moans become louder and his pace gets rougher. The both of you end up finishing within a matter of minutes and once you do you take the mask off him and just stare at him.

You take a moment and rub your thumb over his bottom lip before you bring him into a passionate kiss. Bucky grunts into the kiss and wraps his arms around your waist lovingly. After you break the kiss you look into his blue eyes and smile softly.

“I love you” You whisper and put your forehead against his. In this moment you love him more than you ever thought possible. Did he murder someone? Yes. Did he kill almost a dozen people just for you? Yes. But he also did it because he loves you and that just makes your heart swell. You get an idea after a minute of just looking at him.

“Let’s clean this place up and then run away, Lets go some where else where it can be just us” You say with a pleading looking in your eyes. Bucky agrees and nods before getting you both dressed again.

The two of you clean up the mess and decide of what to do with the body before heading back home to pack your things. That night while in a way tragic was also the start of the rest of your lives together and you couldn’t be happier.

~the end~

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[thesuncantreachyouhere]

Im sorry to bother you but I saw you making a protest about transandrophobia and needed someone to vent to. I went down a rabbit hole and found a really popular transfemme blog called pl@idos (censored just in case) that just... constantly says transandrophobic bullshit and none of the other transfemmes bat an eye?! Justifying calling us slurs like theyfab, sheit and shemab because trans women can't oppress trans men or some bullshit, it made me so fucking sick. And now I'm panicking because I was always for solidarity between transmascs and transfemmes but now I'm so shook seeing so much support on the post, like 3k notes. Now I feel like I can only trust other transmascs because what if they don't actually take me seriously? And they just call me those terms behind my fucking back? I'm sorry if I'm bothering you again I just really needed to vent /gen

ur not bothering me! also i spent like an hour writing a really long reply, but it was getting too long, so im gonna summarize really quick

your feelings are valid, 1000%. there are a few big accounts sharing and saying really, really awful shit about transmascs. because some people heard "trans men are men" and took it to mean "trans men have the same societal power and privilege as cis men and that means we can degrade and humiliate them without recourse or backlash" (not that you should treat cis men like that either tbqh?)

let me make it clear i understand where you're coming from, i felt the same way as you did for a good while. at the same time we cant let a few dogshit people ruin our trust of an entire community, then we're no better than them

i lost all hope in the queer community because of this fucking website, but i got it back when i started going to in-person queer events/meetings/social groups. bc to be honest most trans people dont even know this discourse is happening, let alone are actively bigoted towards transmascs in any way

it also helped me to keep in mind that social media is literally designed to piss you off as much as possible, and that most of the people saying these awful things about transmascs are probably deeply unhappy and lashing out bc their lives are miserable

its not a coincidence that when you open up these peoples blogs, they tend to be posting about how lonely and sad they are 24/7

[cloggedarteri]

♡im back to thinking about ignis and his lil baby girl. omg we already know how dexterous ignis is but i find it incredibly funny if the one thing he cant get a grasp of is Black hair (im projecting). and ignis isnt typically one to give up so easy but every attempt he makes to make a simple bun or braid or part isnt working and the expectant eyes that stare up at him through the mirror are growing more and more frustrated. so ignis steps back for a moment. breaths. collects the 2 brushes, gel, and scrunchies he'd been using. picks up his daughter off the stool she'd been standing on. and walks out the door. 

♡it was truly a lucky coincidence that he'd lived next to a rather friendly man who swiftly opened his front door and ushered the pair inside. 

''you're late today''

''yes, an unfortunate oversight on my part. i apologize for the inconvenience. '' 

''ah no biggy. im happy to help. ya got everything she needs? brush. gel. bands.''

''yes, right here''

''scarf?''

''ah''

''dont worry bout it'' 

♡ignis' baby retakes her spot in front of a mirror, her furrowed brows and pout in clear view. the man sits behind her and starts taking down her hair. 

''whats with that pout, sweetness?''

''i wanted space buns today'' 

''then you'll get space buns'' 

"okay"

'you're still pouting precious. whats wrong?'

♡the girl only shrugs, her eyes looking anywhere but in the mirror

"school bumming you out?"

"i dont wanna go today...it was supposed to be our day."

"and you think he forgot."

"he's been busy"

"yea but never too busy for his baby—turn your head."

♡ignis whos silently watching the two, going through the mental gymnastics trying to remember his scedule for the day. there are meetings he needs to attend, documents that need to be subimtted, projects he must manage, people he must advice. there are too many people that depend on him being present. but his baby is one of those people too.

♡ignis whos texting his assistant to push his meetings, to do whatever they need to to get extensions on his assignments + reserve a table at the aquarium restaurant that opened recently.  he's just finishing up his message when his neighbor and his daughter step into his view. in her puffs are a few carefully placed butterfly barrettes, their wings an assortment of soft blues pinks and greens (so cute).

"you like it daddy?"

"i love it dear"

"thought she's like the few barrettes i had lying around"

"they're beautiful but are you sure?"

"no no please. keep em. my niece wont miss em...now dont let me hold you two up. i hear you two have a date"

"you're absolutely right"

♡ignis watching his daughter whip her head to look at him in disbelief, her mouth slightly agapted. its takes a few seconds for her to close her mouth and then, with a huge smile, break into a sprint out the door to their apartment. the two adult are left by themseleves. 

"maybe slow down when you can ignis. you're working yourself too hard"

"maybe. maybe so...do you have any plans tonight?"

"not that i can think of...why?"

"come over. as thanks for all youve done."

"i dont do this so you'd be indebted to me mr. scientia"

"think about it...id be honored to host you as youve hosted me"

"i'll think about it. alright, get going. dont wanna keep her waiting"

"right. right. thank you again"

♡ignis who, once he steps foot inside his apartment, feels the hurried beating of his heart in his chest. since when had eye contact made him this breathless? it was just a simple conversation so, why was he so damn breathless? ignis who isnt able to stew in his emotions for long with his daughter barreling into him with quick 'hurries' and 'lets go's'. he'll have to think about it later. 

[make-me-imagine]

One Piece (Live Action) Requests: OPEN

I keep feeling the desire to write, but not much is sparking my creativity. So I thought I would open requests for OPLA and see how it goes.

Notes: I am writing specifically for the characters in the live action, and though ages are not mentioned in what I write usually, I write them as with the intention of them being Aged Up to over 20 years old (closer to actors actual ages vs the character ages in the anime/series).

Who I Will Write For (in preference order):

Zoro

Mihawk

Sanji

Shanks

Buggy

Luffy

Usopp

Nami

What You Can Request *I'm more in the mood for shorter easy-to-write stuff, so more plot detailed requests might not get written

Drabbles/Oneshots

Headcanons

Basic Rules

No NSFW/Smut

No pregnancy/child fics

2-3 prompts max please

Gn!Reader Inserts (no character x character ships)

Other more detailed rules/preferences (here)

Prompts: *these are just suggested, you do not need to use them

Angsty:

“Just please open your eyes.”

“Wake up. You have to wake up. Please. For me.”

“You almost died and you’re making jokes?”

“I thought I’d never see you again.”

“I’m not leaving you here.”

“I know you’re tired, but you have to stay awake.”

“You would risk letting all those people die for one person? Why?” “Because it’s not just one person…it’s you.”

“Please tell me that’s not your blood.”

“You shouldn’t be with them, you should be with me.”

“I’m so cold. Why is it so cold?”

Fluffy/Cute/Romantic:

“I just cant see myself ever living without you.”

“If there was ever anybody meant for me, it’s you.”

“If I asked you to stay, would you?”

"All I’ve ever wanted was a place to belong. Somewhere I could call home. And you gave me that. Because you are my home.”

“I think I’m in love with you.”

“I wasn’t sure what love really felt like until I met you.”

“Maybe if you stopped staring at them and actually talked to them, you might have a chance.”

“I can’t stop thinking about you. No matter how hard I try, you’re always on my mind”

“How long have you had this planned?” “Since the moment I fell in love with you.”

“You came all the way here for me?”

“Why are you staring at me?” “Because I think you’re beautiful.”

“I saw you looking at it last time we were in the store together, so I got it for you.”

Crack/Misc:

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone screw something up that fast before.”

“At least it couldn’t get any worse.” “I really wish you hadn’t said that.”

“In case you haven’t heard, there is a bounty on your head.” “Is that why you’re here? To kill me and take the bounty?” “No. I’m here to protect you.”

“What happened to your hand?” “I hit my hand on something.” “On what?” “Your ex’s face.”

“What could go wrong?” *something immedietely goes wrong*

“Are you here to kill me?” “No, I’m here to save you.”

“I thought I was the one saving you?” “Then do a better job next time.”

“Why do you have that look on your face?” “I’m deciding whether or not I’m going to kill you.” Alternate response: “I’m deciding whether or not I want to kiss you, or kill you.”

“You’re not scared of me?” “Should I be?”

“Don’t ever do that to me again.”

“Did you just…save me?” “You’re surprised?” “Well seeing as you are usually the one trying to kill me, yeah, kind of.”

Scenario Prompts:

Huddled together to keep warm.

Fall asleep in same bed, on opposite sides, wake up in each others arms.

Hands brush as you stand next to each other, you think it’s on accident until their hands gentle wrap around yours.

Shielding the other with their body to save/protect them.

Caught staring too many times for it to be a coincidence.

Size difference hug; they engulf you.

You refuse to leave so they pick you up and throw you over their shoulder.

Bandaging the other and then kissing the injury gently.

A and B meet randomly, B finds out A is on an important mission or quest and decides to go with them to protect them/watch over them.

Cloudgazing or Stargazing together, as you lie next to each other, their hand slips into yours.

A and B realizing they were holding hands the entire time the moment they had to let go. (after getting scared, nervous, frightened, etc.)

Accidental confession during heat of the moment/fight.

Person A has a hidden power, Person B finds out.

Person A falls asleep, instead of waking them, Person B carries them to bed.

Person A is in love with Person B. B is also in love with A. But somehow, they are both convinced that the other is in love with Person C, who is completely oblivious to all of it.

Person A is hiding an injury, no one finds out until they collapse.

Turning around, and suddenly being met with a kiss.

A is alone and hurt badly, they can talk to B through an earpiece/phone. Eventually A stops talking and B thinks they lost them. But they find them alive.

Headcanon Prompts:

Crush: How would they act with a crush, do they pine?

Relationship: General Relationship Headcanons

Intimacy: How they show intimacy; physical and not.

Confession: When and how they admit their feelings for you

The moment(s) they realize they have feelings for you (pre-relationship)

The moment(s) they realize they are in love with you (established relationship)

Cuddling: Do they cuddle, how do they, when do they, etc

Kissing: Do they like kissing, how do they kiss, when, etc.

Love Languages: What is their receiving and giving love language (and how do they show it)

Jealousy: How they act when they are jealous, what would make them jealous, etc. (before and/or during the relationship)

Protective: Are they protective? How they show it. Etc.

Taking care of them when they are hurt.

Them taking care of you when you are hurt.

Friends > Lovers

Love: Ways they say or show they love you.

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P.S: Bloodhounds Requests are still open as well.

xx

[lovesicksecret]

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟏/𝟐 -- 𝐉𝐎𝐂𝐊!𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮 𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨 𝐱 𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐓!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 (2)

𝑴𝑰𝑵𝑶𝑹𝑺 𝑫𝑵𝑰 -- 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆⚠︎︎ 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍, 𝐕𝐎𝐘𝐄𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐌, 𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄⚠︎︎ 𝐥𝐦𝐤 𝐢𝐟 𝐢 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 <𝟑

𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻

You've always been the weird kid. It started as you just being overly quiet, keeping to yourself and being reserved in style and personality. But as you know, middle school kids are mean, and though you think you have a winning personality, no one really stays around enough to notice it. And it's not like you're alone, I mean you have Shoko as your only friend, but still she had people outside of you. That, you couldn't blame her for, but that was practically it as far as anyone knew. 

But there was one thing no one understood about you. And that would be your long time friendship with the Gojo Satoru. Now if anyone were to actually ask you, you'd explain it was more by force on his side than willingness because, let's face it, he may be golden faced star football player Satoru but man was he annoying. 

At Least that's what you tell yourself on nights like these, game nights. When you know he's playing. He always asks you to come and you always reply the same way. ’We’ll see’ and of course because Satoru cant see behind the bleachers, he always bums himself out when he thinks you're not there. You are, you're..just hiding. I mean think about it, if anyone were to see you cheering for him, you’d be bullied beyond repair.

You'd always leave one hour before the game actually ended. Mainly to avoid the rush leave and the slight chance he might see you or your car. But, it's also because nights like these just happen to be the nights you feel the need to relieve yourself the most. Definitely not because of Satoru and his pretty face and good build and sweaty chest, no no no no. It's just a coincidence. 

Why hide it? Well you've been friends with Satoru since you could talk. He was the classic boy next door, window facing yours. Then you know, the old ‘forgot to close my blinds’ happens to him once in the junior year of highschool and of course that has to be your downfall. You'd always known he was good looking, I mean everyone knew. Football gave him build, and his stupid brain was practically a talking socialite on its own. 

But I mean come on, the window had to be adding muscle and slimming his waist, like a photoshopped version of the friend you’ve seen as a boy up until that moment.

So, you develop a bit of a crush on the school's golden boy. Did not help you had all your classes together. Or that your moms are friends. Or that he's consistently up your ass, whether it be before, during, and almost always after school. You had to hide it, though it wasn't that hard. I mean, it's been five years already and he doesn't know. You figure now that you're both juniors in college, the same college I might add, that it'll blow over. This is the year, you can feel it. 

So, like every other Friday night, you find yourself back at your dorm room, door locked for safety, and down go your pants. One hand slipping into your panties and circling your clit, you're already a little wet, assuming Satoru the other guys in their jerseys must have been a turn on. You bite your lip, eyes squeezing shut as you focus on the feel of your needy clit. After a little you slowly trail your finger down to your sopping hole and circle your needed entrance.

You throw your head to the side, finger now entering you as you keep circling your clit. Your eyes open, and land on your laundry pile, or more specifically Satoru’s shirt he must have left at your place a while ago. By now you can't stop the oh so dirty thoughts of him from coming, and by how you're needy pussy squeezes your finger you obviously don't want to. He's all you can think of as you play with yourself, rubbing your clit faster, adding another finger just to fill the ache of needing something bigger. 

You didn't know when but at some point you started moaning. Unabashed and loud, whining followed soon after as you worked yourself faster. You could feel it, you’re soaked and needy as you slip another finger in, thrusting three at a time. You're so close to cumming just a few more-.

Knock Knock Knock

It's aggressive and loud as a voice follows after. “(Name) open the dooooor”. It’s Gojo, he sounds slightly buzzed, probably from celebrating a win. You think about it but your hand doesn't stop, you're so close to cumming that stopping sounds crazy. More knocking followers after, bordering pounding now. “Come on baby let me innnn” He sing songs through the door as more knocking follows. Stupid pet name. There's blood rushing through your ears, the adrenaline getting to you, you’re definitely flushed red by now. 

The pounding of your heart louder than any of his knocking, squelching of your pussy getting louder as your fingers start to lose rhythm. There's a soft jingle of the doorknob before it clicks and unlocks. Your heart races as Satoru struts into your dorm bedroom, stupid smile on his face, a spare key in his hand as his eyes land on your form. Right as you go to stop yourself the coil in your tummy snaps and you cum. You throw your head back, brain mush as you whine out his name without thought. 

It takes you a few seconds to come down from your high, but once the fog clears you throw the blanket over your lower half, removing your fingers from yourself, eyes wide as you look up at Gojo. He's stunned. Standing there staring at where your fingers used to be. It's a while before anyone says anything as you die of embarrassment. 

“I knocked.” He huffs out as he finally makes eye contact. You pout, aghast about what just transpired. You pause. “I heard. And I didnt answer” Its awkward, the tension is thick. There is no way he’ll stay friends with you, god you moaned his name! What is wrong with you? Oh my god he's going to tell all his friends. Oh God-

“Are you hard right now?!”

He looks down and his eyes widen, looking back at you, a little panicked. “I just watched you cum! You moaned my name, of course I'm turned on!” You huff out and pinch the bridge of your nose. “Just- Just get out Satoru.” You close your eyes and wait to hear him leave. After hearing no noise you look back up to find him staring at you, Eyes big and glossy as he makes harsh eye contact. “Seriously?” It’s meant to sound stunned but instead just comes out whiny. You lower your voice and soften your tone as you speak. “Yes seriously, we..- we can talk later ok? But right now I just need you to leave. Please.” You can tell by the way he stares back, looking like he's one more second away from absolutely bawling that he is definitely tipsy. 

Surprisingly, he just nods solemnly and leaves, not a pause in his step. Once he shuts the door, separating him from you, you sigh. Deciding sitting in your own orgasm was not going to help you, you got up and undressed, throwing your clothes in the washer before jumping into the shower. One quick shower turned into an hour and a half long shower, trying to scrub away the sins of exposing yourself to your longest and, let's face it, best friend. Maybe you could pass it off. Yeah. Like he surprised you that's all, no dirty fantasies and five year long crushes. Nope, not you.

In all honesty, curling up under your blankets and dying sounded pretty good right now. However, school waits for no one and before you know it your weekend of ignoring all of Satoru’s calls and texts turns into Monday. Yippy. Now, you are no football player, but it's halfway through classes and you've managed to somehow dodge and weave Gojo like the plague. That has to account for some extra curricular grade right? I mean it’s practically impossible for someone to dodge Satoru. Your lucky streak runs low by class 4, Moral Ethics and Philosophy. Satoru usually bails on this class and asks you to tutor him, aka do his work, so you figured today wouldn't be any different. 

Stupid you. A fool really, to think a mezely class would stop  Satoru Gojo from getting what he wants, which sadly right now is to talk to you. It's twenty minutes into the lecture when he comes barging in, sweating a little, and searching the room till his eyes land on you. Obviously you being you, you try to shrink down into the seat, hoping your sweater would cover you like a turtle shell. No such luck. He spots you almost immediately, rushing over to the empty seat behind you. “Mr. Gojo, glad you could finally join us, though I don’t understand why you're so late.” The Professor whispers the last part, gesturing to a few empty seats for him to sit before continuing. 

“Sorry, thank you” He speaks in a rush before setting his sights back on you and taking the seat directly behind you. You try and face forward to pay attention and ignore his burning stare into the back of your head, but that's easier said than done. A few minutes later he starts whispering. “(name).” Your eye twitches, trying your best to ignore him. “Seriously (name), look at me” By now your eyes are clenched shut, hands twitching to cover your ears. You can’t face him. You wish you could but it’s too embarrassing, you’d have to explain yourself to him. He has other friends, he'll be alright. You slowly open your eyes again when the whispering stops. 

You let out a quiet sigh before you feel yourself get hit in the head. You jerk forward from the unexpectedness, before slowly turning around and looking down to see what hit you. Crumpled paper, in a ball, sitting on the floor. You roll your eyes and pick it up, opening it and reading it. 

ⵊꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀ ᴍᴇ ɪ’ʟʟ ᴡᴀɪᴛ ᴛɪʟʟ ᴛʜɪs ᴄʟᴀss ᴇɴᴅs ᴀɴᴅ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇxᴛ ᴏɴᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇxᴛ ᴏɴᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇxᴛ ᴏɴᴇ, ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏʀᴍ ʀᴏᴏᴍ-

You stop reading, now angry more than anything. If this big idiot is gonna follow you around like a dog till you say something, then you'll say something. You grab the paper and your stuff before standing up and walk right out of the classroom. Your mind would have been blown by leaving a class mid lecture but right now you really couldn't care less. As you throw away his stupid note you hear him walking out of the lecture room and heading towards you. You take a deep breath in and whip around to face him. He keeps walking till he's up in your space enough to be stepping on your feet. 

“You haven't been answering my calls or- or texts, what is going on with you?” You're almost agape, you?! He's the one who walked in on you masturbating I mean, what does he expect for you to pretend like he didn't see your pussy full on? Like you didn't moan his name? Insane. But, you don't say that, you don't say anything. It's like your mind got word constipation for a second and all critical thinking stopped because the next words out of your mouth should never have been uttered in the history of the world. “You walked in on me masturbating to you.” You can’t believe it. There's no way you said that. That's it?! Not even a ‘You shouldn't have walked in on me’ or even ‘I changed my number’. Just that! 

He pauses, eyes going a little wider as he takes in your words. This can't be news can it? I mean he has to have known it was about him, you moaned his name for god sake. Oh my god maybe he doesn't even remember it, god and you could have pretended like it never even happened and now-

“So?” 

Now you're convinced you died. Because this has to be a sick form of punishment. There's no way this is happening and you said that and he just said ‘so’. There can’t be. Only in hell. “So? What do you mean so? It was weird and awkward and what I did was gross and wrong and we’re friends and you shouldn't have seen it and I shouldn't have done it.” Once the words start coming up you can’t stop. You can’t tell if you're angry or confused or embarrassed. Maybe all. Probably all. 

“So, you regret it? Because from where I was standing It looked like you came pretty hard.” You're flabbergasted. This is insane. “Regret you seeing it? Yes very much-” he cuts you off, “No. I mean regret thinking of me. Regret saying my name.” 

It takes an embarrassing amount of time for you to see he's serious and even longer to think of what you’re going to say. “Satoru, stuff like that will ruin our friendship, so I suggest that if we want to remain even talking to each other that we stop talking or even thinking about this.” You’re trying to dig yourself out of this hole you made. Trying so very very hard for him to just help you the rest of the way and stop this torture. 

“No.”

“No?!” You don’t mean to yell but it’s gotten to the point where you feel like vomiting. This is a lot of confrontation and every time he speaks you fear for the worst thing and every time he goes above and beyond of what you think is the worst. 

“No, I don't want to stop thinking of it. Of you, sprawled out,” He's backing you up now, into a corner, both mentally and physically. All you can get out is his name as you take step after step backward, hitting the wall a lot sooner than wished as he just keeps going. “Soaked, touching yourself, to the thought of me,” You say his name again, hands on his chest to create space that was never there in the first place. “Yeah, you said it just like that, a little more whiny though, like you needed me” You whisper his name now, noses touching as he looks into your soul, so close his breath warms your lips. “Do you still need me?” 

𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻𓂻

[br1ghtestlight]

zeke and jimmy jr are so fucking stupid. immediately a 10/10 episode just for tankbottoms (tank tops for your bottom™️)

THEYRE SO FUCKING STUPID THERES TEARS IN MY EYES..... if anybody ever hurts these boys ever in their lives i dont know what im going to do. probably cry about it

BABYYY ZEKE HES SO ADORABLE 😭😭💕 love how squished his face is. he's Three apples tall snd very very small

Hey guys :D love how she's dropped the "hey jimmy jr!!! ZEKE." thing and started being normal about greeting them. sorry we're not even a minute into the episode i just love these kids so much they're sooo sweet and so stupid. accurate middle schooler representation

jimmy jr and tina talking :') they're buddies. love that he's already explained this tankbottoms idea to tina and she Does Not Like It

HEY GENE BROWN EYES MENTION!!! always love to have rhat confirmed

oh that jimmy pesto impression is UNCANNY. aww why are they fighting they were sorta kinda becoming friends. not really but in my heart they were after the christmas episode and them racing cars together

"aahh im bored' oh so he's literally just gay? is that what this is?

JIMMY PESTO SAYING ITS BEEN SLOW AT HIS PLACE LATELY LMAO i wonder why that could be!! surely no real world events coincided with that happening!!!!

jimmy pesto is so stupid i missed him so much. i missed ur stupid stupid handsome face SO MUCH u idiot. kisses him

YOU GET ONE PACK OF RATS COVERED IN ROACHES 😭

love how he's Literally just trying to be friends with bob and bob is like. can you leave? could you please leave?? there's something going on here not even gay people have a word for. this is a brand new type of interaction

"our rats and roaches dont get along" "aah well you're lucky"

"right that was ALMOST a normal conversation but you're you soo you said that" *fart noise* "THATS YOU" why is jimmy literally the equivalent of a boy teasing a girl he has a crush on on the playground bcuz he likes her and doesnt know how to show it. what is their PROBLEM

aww louise reading the burobu magazine 🥺🥺💕 sorry this is relevant to a fanfic im working on. also love these new views of the playground thats also great to have (also for the same fanfic) (there's a lot going on in this fanfic)

jimmy jr is so fucking stupid and literally my baby boy. ACTUAL love of my life. he's so dumb <3

"teatherball? oh my god. another TB" there's literally zero braincells in that boys head this is already one of my favorite jimmy jr episodes. also zeke getting jealous that tina is spending time around a boy who hates zeke?? kinda cute. he liiiikes her :) i think he's also just terrified of will but i think he's also a little jealous maybe. zeke contains multitudes

"I just, uh, don't want to have fun... like that. With a bunch of balls in my mouth."

"Fine. Some people are just more open to new ideas."

presenting this conversation with no context. AND jimmy pesto being gay in the background bcuz of course he would be

okay well im already assuming this b plot is gonna go in the direction of jimmy pesto copying bob bcuz business has been slow for him and he thinks bob is generally a better cook so if he copies him maybe he'll get more business too. which is ADORABLE and reminds me so much of the christmas episode where jimmy pesto recommended bob's food bcuz it was so good. also if jimmy thinks that bob is copying his business FJDMDJFKDKDSJ reminds me of a past episode i cant remember the name of but like better.... bcuz they're gay and stupid

gene is a sweet boy <3 sweet song and moment. love that him and louise are just always hanging out together

ohh jimmy jr he's so sweet 😭 he loves zeke so much its adorable. i know there's nothing anybody could do or say to make him stop loving zeke or wanting to be his friend and its actually really cute. he's been great in this episode

"My sweet best friend. My sweet, sweet Zeke..."

love jimmy jr being just as heartbroken over somebody being mean to zeke as i am FJDMDJDKSKS he's literally DEVASTATED by this news. who would bully zeke he's literally a baby? just a baby boy??

"I don't like bullies. And I especially don't like them at our school. And in our sister's grade. I mean, what if he makes Tina pee and embarasses her? She's already fighting an uphill battle."

louise is both very sweet and protective and also VERY funny lmao SHES ALREADY FIGHTING AN UPHILL BATTLE

love jimmy jr louise and gene's dynamic in this episode. they care so much about their babies (zeke and tina) its cuuute

"i feel bad for zeke too but i just dont think aggression is the answer" coming from the kid who got his ass beat by a nine year old. on MULTIPLE occasions

love mort ordering the burger of the day like he has a gun pointed at his head FJDMDKDKSKSS also mort and teddy getting along!! yay!!!! big win for the tedmort shippers in the fandom

"Zeke... I just want you to know that I'm here for you and I care about you." when did jimmy jr get all emotionally mature??

WOLLY BULLY

"I get why you wouldn't want to tell me, because I'm one of the cool kids..." gonna need a citation for that one jimmy jr

if there's one thing louise is gonna do its ignore EVERYBODY telling her not to do something for revenge and do it anyway. like girl u gotta know when to let something go i know you're protective but FJDMSKSDKDK

"whats going on down there" dont even worry about it rudy

i love school episodes they're so silly. still a 50/50 chance zeke WAS the bully vs being bullied and this is a misunderstanding but either way this is very fun and i love seeing all the kids hanging out at recess and lunch etc

tina has had like three lines total in this episode where IS that girl

"i was the bully" yeah i figured since this episode still has half the runtime left and no other possible way this conflict could go LMAO but on that note its kinda sweet that he's made friends and a life for himself at wagstaff and he's not mean to kids anymore. he's a good kid in his heart & he always was

NOT THE APPLE JUICE 😭😭💔

not tina crushing on will in the background.... its not ur episode girl get outta here

"i can see that" rudy is there something you'd like to share with the class 🤨🏳️‍🌈

"SORRY me spraying juice on you wasn't bullying! That was just an accident." POOR GENE he's so worried about upsetting someone or hurting their feelings

BABY ZEKE COMPILATION TJIS IS A BIG MOMENT FOR ME gonna need to screenshot this after bcuz he's so small. maybe the smallest boy in the whole entire world

"i was always the new kid and it wasn't easy making friends" 😭😭💕 AND NOW HE HAS TINA AND JIMMY JR GENE LOUISE RUDY and even tammy and jocelyn (kinda sorta) and he doesnt need to be nervous anymore..... he has a home and he's never going to leave. sorry brb im crying i love zeke and their littlr friend group so much

BETWEEN THAT AND MY IMPULSE CONTROL ISSUES I JUST STARTED WRESTLING KIDS sorry zeke is many things but he is NOT smart thats why him and jimmy jr are two peas in a pod. not a braincell between them

HE JUST HAD A LOT OF NERVOUS ENERGYYYY okay adhd zeke is literally canon now. to me. like i dont care what the episode says thats true now in my heart they basically said it

and then i kept trying to make them laugh :( zeke noo he's such a sweetheart and a good kid. he never had anybody who LIKED him before who really saw him for who he was until jimmy jr and their friend group. sobbing. I HAD A GROUP OF FRIENDS AND A NICKNAME IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I FELT LIKE I REALLY BELONGED....... CRYING SOBBING THROWING UP ETC

ive been told i have the perfect neck for headlocks. okay thank you rudy

jimmy jr is soo emotionally mature and thoughtful in this episode. TINA WHAT ON EARTH R U DOING IN THIS EPISODE she didnt even react to zeke's story bro. its so over

like a little italian squirrel :)

"Linda's right, Bob. And my therapist would say that you should focus on your own happiness and not compare it to other people's."

"Your therapist is an IDIOT!"

"You take that back, Bob! Do not speak of Doctor Marjorie that way. That woman has put up with SO MUCH in her life! The balls haven't always rolled her way!"

😭😭??? this was so funny lmao. also love how casually teddy mentions his therapist (throughout the entire show!! she was mentioned in his first appearance) and how normalized it is. like yeah he has a therapist and he has mental health issues & trauma and its just something he casually mentions

also mort always talks about ordering the soup at bobs burgers but we've NEVER seen soup on the menu or anybody else eating soup there what is up with that?? does bob make the soup especially for mort??? what is going on there. so many unanswered questions

"Look I don't know what THIS is..." *gestures vaugely to bob and jimmy pesto* Thats literally exactly how i feel whenever i watch an episode with them now. i dont know what the hell is going on between them and quite frannkly thats none of my business!!!

"im not SHRIEKING!!!!" he shrieked

"Zeke! Listen. We've all done things we're not proud of. I used to tell Andy and Ollie that there was actually only one of them. It messed with them for weeks. The point is... we recognize our mistakes and we learn from them. It's how we grow."

ONE we got a big brother jimmy jr mention HELL YEAH‼️‼️ love him tormenting andy and ollie he's such a terrible big brother (affectionate) and TWO in my head this is kinda jimmy jr apologizing for how he's fucked over tina in the past?? maybe im literally delusional about them but him admitting he's done things he isnt proud of and that he's hurt people before. cmon. thats gotta be about tina right. just lie to me at this point

JIMMY JUNIOR LMAOO he's literally so silly in this episode im obsessed with him

WHAT THE HELL WILL??

did zeke make fun of will for being a dancer lmfao thats why he wanted jimmy junior to leave right. he doesnt want jj to hate him

HE MADE FUN OF MY LISP 😭😭 no thats literally actually worse bcuz jimmy junior's lisp is soo. god. but zeke loves jimmy jr so much i know he would never do that to him. he literally LOVES that boy so goddamn much

YOUR LIPS FJDMDDJDKDKDD THEY LOOK FINR TO ME. somebody needs to sedate me im gonna become a jimmy jr fan account after this episode

JIMMY JR NOOOOOOOO ZEKE LOVES U HES UR BEST FRIEND. if they stop being friends after this episode im killing myself. like it would be so over for me. couldnt live after that theyre besties. theyre BESTIES

imagining if this was jimmy jr instead of will and actually literally crying real tears over it

I DONT EVEN THINK I WANT TO DO TANKBOTTOMS WITH YOU ANYMORE. thats literally worse than divorce whats even the point

"I mean, a lot of people don't know this but I have a speech impediment."

"Huh."

"Really?"

"Ooh I never noticed..."

"Yeah. I worked through a lot of it but sometimes it still shows up."

love this dumbass autistic boy. he's my sweetheart angel i would die for him 1000 times over and over

I THOUGHT TINA WAS GONNA ASK ZEKE TO SHOW HIS BUTT SAYING "I mean you could...." i was like ooohkay tina sure. okay

aww bob is so smart. and cool

JIMMY JR HOLDING ZEKES BACKPACK FOR HIM sorry idk why i thought that was so cute. gonna need a screenshot of that

LOVE GENE AND LOUISES EXPRSSSIONS IN THIS SCENE sorry okay im paying attention to their gay little fight too ig

AWWW HAHA ZEKE IS SUCH AN OLDER BROTHER this scene is so cute. him teasing gene and louise <3

THIS EPISODE WAS SOO ADORABLE OMG i loved jimmy jr in this episode and his friendship with zeke. maybe my favorite episode this season?? its hard to say bcuz all of them have been so enjoyable and good but i love school setting episodes and zeke is such a good character. the subplot was also really good w/ jimmy pesto although i will NOT be letting bob forget what happened between them in the christmas episode and when he brought jimmy pesto his pain meds. he might forget but i will NOT. they were seriously for real gay there

[ryuuthefluffybunny]

< ~crossroads~ 2 of swords: choosing to be better >

there’s going to be 2 piles and i’m using the ethereal visions illuminated tarot deck by matt hughes. ill do a little channeling first and then ill go into it more in depth

Pile 1

3 of wands, 2 of swords, hermit

nights crying in bed hurt alone and scared of what's to come anxiety unconscious negativity underlying conditions revelations under attack eradicating karma you are on a path of chaos and you don't know where to go next at this crossroads you look out or in and not both and you cant see which is right logic or emotion the future or your past experience do you keep hope or dwell in the mud of despair that is holding you down only

you are having a hard time with balance. your past experiences hold you back immensely when new opportunities present themselves to you. your emotions are tied to the past. you understand the future can only present itself when you put yourself out into the world and explore it, but the thought of it makes you sick to your stomach. normally people have difficulty accessing the deep insides of themselves but not you. you in fact, may have been dwelling in this for far longer than needed, to the point where its hindering you. you look for the meaning in everything. you spend your mental energy trying to put together the puzzle that is your life when the pieces were never meant to fit. instead of looking for the right pieces, you try to finish with the wrong ones over and over. its time to step out of your hermit robe and bare yourself to the world. there will only be productive thought in hermit mode if you continue to take time to intake stimulation from the outside world. without stimulation, you will continue to process the same things over and over again. there is a new experience that has been offering itself to you, if you stay grounded in the present you may finally notice it :p and when you do, take that opportunity with open arms. i know you like being a hermit, so think of it as the faster you do this the faster you can go back :^) keep the wheel of fortune turning in your life, remember that stagnancy leads to death. aware or not, your actions during this time in your life are related to past life or generational karma. you may have opportunities or experiences that are healing on a soul level. 

Pile 2 

chariot, two of swords, king of pentacles

magic realizations science fiction library butterflies mating call coincidence levetating flying piloting cadence canine foul red card scheme tv eyes liquid nitrogen crushing crush crush crush dahlia daisy kain deluxe

i strongly get that this pile is a person who would like to or already identifies as a witch. not only is the first word magic, which i admit is a little on the nose, both of these pictures happen to depict an individual holding a wand. the first thing you must be thinking is “i dont practice enough” or some variation of that. and its true, you dont really take control and take things into your hands. the thought of staying grounded and letting things come to you makes you feel not only powerful, but it makes you feel like it really MUST be for you if it came with no chase. but, there are some things that you NEED to chase if you want. some opportunities are just waiting for you to find them. you are powerful at manifestation with a strong energy of the magician, and i have a feeling you not only have heard that before you kind of scoff at it or dont take it seriously. this is because you havent actually used it :o youre like sure im so good but how would you really know? its funny because you do have parts inside you that want to believe but then your mask is so opposed to all things magical. you may call yourself or be interested in being a witch but then you also find it ridiculous and impractical. there are some who can practice witchcraft once in a blue moon and still feel and know they are a witch but you are definitely the type who would benefit emotionally from practicing on a more regular basis. some moon water every full moon would be a good start, because once you have it then you have to figure out what to do with it. you have more creativity about how you'd like to practice than you realize, and you'll only discover it if you start actively pursuing this. there may be something you immediately know you want to do or are interested in. or you may be dumbfounded with what to do. if this is the case, a spell you could start off with is writing or speaking an affirmation of something you desire a x number of times for x number of days. it could be as simple as writing i am confident 3 times a day for 3 days or if you want to put more effort you could write i am a radiant being full of confidence and inspiration 33 times a day for 33 days. the point is that you are actively working towards things consistently. it doesn't have to be grandiose, just consistent. magic is definitely calling to you, and you should follow it like a dog following a butterfly, or like alice with the rabbit. there's been enough foreplay between you guys already, gosh! get a room and solidify that bond already :p there was also an extremely heavy scorpio energy in this pile, so if you have any scorpio placements im calling you out rn. lastly idk why i got crushcrushcrush which makes me think of the paramore song so there might be something there for you or just confirmation. 

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

HOUR IN

RANIBOW SPRIMKLE

for those of you who were not around last time: every so often obscure indie tatterpig Exalted releases the manuscript of their next splatbook as part of their kickstarter campaign, and i read through it and lose my nuts. now the manuscript for sidereals, fate-weaving celestial ninjas, is out. and i am going to lose my nuts. if you don't care about this , the tag to blacklist is #hour in rainbow

alright enough pussyfooting around. lets get to it

starting with the severe fuck shit sidereals pull:

excellency changes target numbers, they use prayer strips in their charms but they have them around unless they specifically dont, they deal with enemies of fate, they have

MAIDEN CHARMS which are basically bridge keyword done right. if you have say 3 charms of any Battles ability you will be able to purchase Mars charms like BATTLEFIELD GENIUS STYLE and ASCENDING BATTLES HOROSCOPE

sidereal charms are specific, they interact with the celestial bureaucracy but cant be stopped just by bureaucracying, theyre esoteric and funky with it. they include versatile charms in their combat abilities that can work with martial arts!

holy shit!!!

JOURNEYS

the ascending and descending horoscopes all have this fucking fantastic structure where you can grant a blessing or curse, but you have to have a constellation-themed interaction first. if you see someone feed a street animal you can invoke Stray Dog Gratitude to bless their travels, if you see them abandon something important you can invoke Forsaken Castaway Curse to curse the same

good worker spirit starts with "when the sidereal lies about where she's been" which is fucking primo, this is the translation of one of the old resplendencies that made it hard to catch you slacking off

mysterious traveler wisdom makes you both helpful to people youre traveling with and impenetrable when they try to figure out where the fuck you came from

predestined escort coincidence, which we are all fucking jazzed to see out of the drive charms from shards, lets you throw open the car door horse bridle and give someone a wordless look to tell them you're taking them where they need to go

RESISTANCE: THE MAST

oxbody only gives -0 hls, because it is vital that sidereals look completely unaffected and fine

the mast sways turns you into a fucking pinball puppet who takes knockback instead of allies

strength of the mast makes you stronger, especially if youre the strongest one in teh room

unbroken weave deflection clashes attacks with a disarm gambit because weapons just fucking bounce off?? holy shit

oh my god mast upholds all lets you provide support ie "looming behind someone" and they can use your sta+res successes instead of their own. that is unbelievably fucking funny. also people cant notice you doing this.

RIDE: THE MESSENGER

these charms are horny. there's nothing we can really do about it. setting that aside:

IRON HEART IRON HORSE isnt horny though. it just makes your mount fearless. we love to see it. it will become horny later.

breaking the wild mortal is horny though. sorry vance i'm powerless to deny it. you put a bridle on a guy to make them like you. at least they forget about it

FIELD MOUSE RIDER isnt horny. field mouse rider is really good. we were all so worried when we heard resplendencies were going away but here is FIELD MOUSE RIDER safe and sound

desirable maiden's bargain is fucking fantastic. you tell the world why you're doing something, fate gives it away to whoever needs that information but shows you a clue or surprise tool to help you later, using a flash of lightning or glint of dawn

print the phrase "acquaintance-improving dressage" and look me in the eyes. you can train mounts, including bridled mortals, with this

fiend-humbling horsemanship lets you turn an enemy of fate into a horse. yes this is bai longma yes it is... really thats it but now theyre a HORSE

i would be remiss not to mention RIDING THE DRAGON, which is yes dragon tf. at least it doesnt outright kill you anymore

SAIL: THE CAPTAIN

rarely is travel peaceful. salt-into-ash sleight lets you remind a water spirit that it left the oven on

yellow sky augury lets you get a weather forecast of evils, which is really fun

omen of mutiny lets you learn about threats to your authority at midnight or when you gamble, which is such fucking good food

implicit admiralty assumption makes everyone assume you're the superior of whoever's boss in the room. but your eye does shine when you use it, so better wear an eyepatch

disaster-accelerating expedience lets you learn about a disaster in the future and go, hmm. id like that now please. and just make terrible shit happen faster (but it is weakened)

and then dire squall forewarning lets you just introduce a disaster that will befall your ship. have fun!

SURVIVAL: THE SHIPS WHEEL

charms to make the landscape like you. charms for psychogeography.

poetic sacrifice insurance lets you fail something, buck up, and try again

holy shit entombed soul monument lets you pull an intimacy out and turn it into a natural feature

and then tomb-parole sanction lets you petrify your body and astral project into an animal or spirit

oh my god beloved world embrace lets you become buddies with an environmental hazard and move it around

THROWN: THE GULL

weapons wander around the battlefield, and so do you! ive always loved this scripture

oh my god shrike-roosting gesture lets you yoink anything to your hand if you've held it this scene. this is a specific image thats been in my head for like years and nows its a charm somehow???

pelican aloft departure is such a bitch name. i absolutely have to say it out loud as i knock someone across the room.

MAIDEN AND SHADOW FORM gives us a funny little preview: every fucking combat ability has its own form now. holy fuck. sidereals and their fucking kung fu. by the way this one surrounds you with thorns made from your shadow. kingdom hearts ass

hshjsj impromptu betrayal trick lets you knock a weapon frmo someone's hand straight into someone else's body

i haven't been talking much about charms from past editions but i cant not mention life gets worse approach. god i love life gets worse approach. great name great flavor you land a weapon in someone and it pulls further troubles and knives to them

HWKQJlGGJDF shining flock of adversities lets you turn that into a whirlwind of debris that attacking attacking attacking attacking. or i should say whirlwind of debris and small animals because you can fucking throw your familiar in there too

ooh, and frayed skein entanglement lets you grapple someone from afar by catching the thread of their fate

and now we come to the enlightenment charms, which absolutely made me go MOM holy fuck. the enlightenment charms let you use, say, thrown charms with an SMA, and learn SMA by mastering thrown instead of other martial arts

three-body trilemma is a BANGER name and a banger charm. when you throw a weapon it becomes a juggling act because you swap places with your target and just catch your weapon harmlessly.

flown beyond the world sends you to fucking final destination no items. jesus christ.

ahahahahaha shadow migration tactic lets you throw someones shadow at someone else

wandering axe foresight is so fucking funny. yes i threw a knife at your doorway three hours ago no i didnt tell anyone until now here it is surprise! i watched oceans twelve the other day and i think they should have given this to them

unrelenting torment is so fucking hilarious. you want to attack me so bad it makes you look stupid. btw golden axes torment. btw its fucking indefinite until you rip the prayer strip off

i absolutely have to stop there we'll pick up at serenities next time

[selfundiagnosed]

did you know disclosure by 2024? if your mind isnt open to esoterism and mysticism in life you should start exposure therapy now or else your head might explode from the discussions humanity has after disclosure. Theres gonna be a big bang and suddenly everyone will see everything beyond the veil, and if youre not prepared for that your eyes are gonna melt and your brain is gonna fry. so many people are not going to be able to cope when everything our eyes cant see is suddenly everywhere and has been this whole time. im just warning you guys, take it or leave it but the cat is out of the bag and isnt gonna be kept under wraps much longer. thats why its taking forever to tell us wtf is going on people are literally going to die from overwhelming shock. its been peoples jobs to obfuscate, minimize, and downplay any attention from the public towards the anomalous phenomena of life and in the last 6 months, these individuals have been throwing their hands up left and right. completely defeated by the age of instant information & communications in our pocket. enter the next phase of disclosure NOW. Im bored. Im tired of waiting for everyone else to learn how to siphon the true information & the red herrings. everyone i try to talk to about this still thinks its a planet civilization far far away and not manipulators of the fabric of our reality & the space-time continuum living here with us. theyre not traveling from galaxies far away theyre right here behind a layer we cant see for one reason or another and its the reason behind so many unexplainable phenomena in our lives & the universe, like uncanny coincidences. ive been watching this unfold before my very eyes and its been undeniable for too long now that something life-changing is looming. Everyone feels it.

[iriemorning]

rayos de sol

solar eclipse glasses are being sold out everywhere last month for people who wanted to witness the biannual meeting of the moon and the sun. it was always marketed for extra eye protection, yes, but for a celestial tryst that only lasts for a few fleeting seconds, why don't we watch the scene in its raw form? as post-modern humans with daily screen times ranging from a quarter to half a day, what are we so afraid of?

...if only people mustered the courage to face the sun from time to time. ever since i pledged myself at the start of the year to embrace my inner solar power, i managed to become more conscious of the sunshine wherever i go, whatever i do.

it was there to give me a thumbs up just before the skies are setting to dusk when i was moving in between dorms, clutching piles of my stuff in a tricycle. i've been hustling and preparing nonstop that week because changing accommodations was a leap of faith to my part, and a big struggle since the academic year had already started. as soon as i saw how beautiful the sunset was, i let out a big, relieved sigh.

it was also there, happily shining on the highways of my neighborhood in its most yellow, dazzling fashion. i took a one-hour joyride in a motorcycle from north to south of the metro to visit my family and i slowly witnessed how the gloomy roads from where i came from transitioned to bright, saturated streets as i got closer to my destination.

it was there to greet me warmly when i got out of the judgment cave at the mountains. i almost got stuck inside because my candle flickered out and i panicked and broke down in tears. but because i'm the first in line, i cannot turn back to the entrance (it's too late and would only cause traffic) and i have to lead the rest of the crew to the way out. i reached my lowest in that dark, narrow tunnel, but i managed to pull through and the first eye contact i did when i got out was with the sun.

it was also there to say hello to me, beaming its proud rays on my glasses and the rest of my face through the big, transparent windows of the train. what a beautiful coincidence back then, being conveniently seated on the side of the train facing the direction where the sun is setting. right at that moment, My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark by Fall Out Boy played on shuffle in my earbuds. every lyric was hitting, while i was having peripheral glimpses of the sun peeking amongst buildings. it's like a scene from a movie.

finally, it was also there to tell me that i'm doing well, shining right on top of me, when i first opened my eyes as i finally managed to float my body on the swimming pool on my own. my friend was kind enough to teach me the basics, but the most important part of floating is just trusting and surrendering yourself to the waters. which was hard, since i almost drowned when i was young. and so i stayed away from big bodies of water since then, sticking to my comfort zone: mountains, where i cant drown. but in that moment, i finally let go of overthinking. it was the calmest i've ever felt, and seeing the sun smiling at me like that, was as close as levitating to the heavens.

it really is the most beautiful and intimate company one can ever have. because everywhere i go, the sun follows. i always acknowledge it whenever i can to let it know that i appreciate it for doing so, even if it burns layers of my retina for the long term. after all, what does simply looking away and wearing sunglasses gonna do to my eyes if it's already damaged from post-modern technological inventions?

alas, isn't love like that as well? to express your affections foolishly even if it chips away some parts of yourself, to devote yourself into the light even if it splits you into two.

[sentimentalspider]

Mayday was normally so much better with dealing with the weirdness that came with running around the multiverse. She had come across so many versions of people she knew, same face and name and yet still somehow a complete stranger and sometimes? Sometimes they even had entirely different lives. It was all WEIRD.

BUT THIS WAS HER FIRST CLINT BARTON...

She was sure there was some cosmic being out to absolutely get her, because it was the only thing that explained her managing to stumble into the one other universe where her dad was with her Papa. (That she knew about anyways.) Sure she knew there was always a risk of this, but no amount of mental preparing had ever been enough to stop her INSTINCTS.

She really had promised she wasn’t going to make it weird.. and yet here she was MAKING IT WEIRD. ( Ashe was never allowed to find out.)

Mayday feels bad about putting Clint through such a whirlwind of emotional whiplash. He didn’t deserve to deal with some random Spider-Woman who couldn’t get her shit together while she cried about her dead daddy issues.

'I,uh, know the Spider-Society.'

Oh.

Of course he would know. (She had hoped maybe he would think her name was a coincidence, stupid she knows.) But he was dating a founding member. A fact she often forgot since she usually went out of her way to avoid Peter B. Parker and Mayday Parker of Earth616B like they were the plague most days. (It was just TOO weird.)

She knows she should say SOMETHING. But she just keeps staring at him like she is a deer in headlights. The urge to just RUN is strong, because that was what she and Ashe had always been taught. (First sign of danger? Run. It was the Parker house number one rule. It’s a STUPID rule. )

But she doesn’t run.. instead she stays firmly planted where she is. Staring… or rather still MEMORIZING every detail. His blond hair in the sunlight, the blue of his eyes, the start of wrinkles just in the corners.. EVERYTHING. (He even smelled like she remembered.)

'Do you have to jet off right away?'

He manages to snap her out of whatever TRANCE she was in. (The ringing in her ears was even finally quieting down.) She opens her mouth but no words come out so instead she shakes her head, long curls bouncing all around, before she finally takes a breath and tries again.

“N-no.. I can..I can stay for a bit..” her voice is softer now, shyer even. Because now that she was here face to face with a stranger who looked like her papa she had no idea what to do.

'Hawkeye' a name she hadn't heard in so long..

“I don’t.. um have a hero name or anything.. so I’m just Mayday.. or um May? Some people call me that if you want.. or whatever, whatever is good!” She is NERVOUS. How could she not be? She has spent countless hours thinking of all the things she would say to her dad if she ever was given the chance.. but now that she was in front of him? (Or well another version of him.) Every question she had ever thought of? Gone. Her mind was totally blank.

“I’m sorry.. I swear I’m not normally… um.. normally like this.. god Ashe would never let me live this down if she knew how dumb I was being.. god and dad? I can hear his lectures now! ‘Mayday keep your guard up, mayday it’s too dangerous to go web slinging, mayday don’t spill your life to strangers it’s dangerous, mayday you cant bring home every sad stray you meet-shit I’m rambling aren’t I? Sorry…” a forced DEEP BREATH as she tries to get her nerves to settle.

“Can I buy you a cup of coffee?” The sudden realization of just how out in the OPEN they were practically SLAPPED her in the face. ( a rookie mistake that would actually get her in some serious trouble if dad found out. But he won't. So it's fine. ) Sure somewhere deep down she knew she didn’t need to be as on HIGH ALERT here like she needed to be in her universe.. but it’s like dad always says ‘It’s better to be safer than dead.’

It's a Tuesday, and the fact that it was a Tuesday was important. Normally weird stuff tended to happen on Monday or a Wednesday, not a Tuesday; or very frustratingly take up all of Saturdays which he would have liked to make Saturdays his date days with his boyfriend. One Peter Parker of whom has taken this shiny new Hawkeye in strides and flaunted him around like he wasn't a severely messed up individual and disgrace to superheroes everywhere. It's a bit of a self-loathing joke which he is working on those, but Clint absolutely thinks he is afforded at two of those a day and this would be his first.

So he was owed that, and on this fine Tuesday he was kitted out in purple. A new suit, calling back to older iterations of the Hawkeye get up when he use to wear the cowl. He had the cowl for this suit, yet he knew he couldn't wear it as per the new laws around the city; as per his contract when he was on official Thunderbolts duty. Clint was and always would be against superhero registration, but Luke had assured him this city sanctioned position wasn't that and he wouldn't be rounding up superheroes. It's all about getting heroes to trust superheroes again.

Things are good, actually he could even say great. The relationship with Peter definitely been a highlight, and the thing he was most anxious about. Clint's got a sure head on his shoulders about a lot of things, or he was getting toward that place again with the items that weren't there yet. He's nervous about Peter, and his involvement in his life. He gets him, he's always gotten him and he's been one of the superheroes who knows his whole dual identity for a long time, years at least. The snag was he's a dad, co-parenting with his ex-wife, and that may be making him more nervous than he has admitted.

He could really fuck this up, or maybe it won't be working out for him. He and Peter already felt like they were moving fast, like things were heading in one direction and going over heels for Peter Parker; and that meant Mayday was going to be in his life and he was really determined not to fuck it up.

It's not often that the people of New York normally stop for Hawkeye anymore, which is fine. At least, it's not like he getting shouted at for all the bad things he's done or being praised for one thing that would haunt him forever. This doesn't seem like that, when he's stopped by a cheery hello. A HUG ⸻ ❝ Well, it's always nice to meet a fan⸺ ❞ He is cut off when she goes right for the hug, and OH ⸻

It's a tight hug, like more than a kid fan excited about a superhero. It's different, and then he pulls a reluctant arm around her and that is when the crying starts. OH GOD FUCK, WHAT DID HE DO? When she pulls away, he's looking with concern and he's about to ask, is going to ask, as the girl apologizes wipes at her tears.

❝ What's ⸺ do you need help? ❞ He's a hero, a good guy, and he could do something. He was Clint Barton, and Hawkeye; he helped people and if someone hugged him than cried that is signs to help, of someone in need and he could do that. ❝ I could help. ❞ CAN THIS JUST BE OUR LITTLE SECRET? ⸻ ❝ 'Kay, as you're alright, kid than this can be our secret. ❞ Clint's still worried for the young woman, she looks to be somewhere in her twenties and reminds him of Kate.

The curveball comes when she announces her name; tells him her name which get Clint's squeeze to squeeze. BARTON-PARKER ⸻ AS IN? He inhales, and gives her a nervous kind of smile because if this means what he thinks it means and Peter has babbled, rambled on all about the Spider-Society to him. She's the existence of some assurance that at least in one universe he doesn't screw up with Peter.

There was hope for him, maybe he has lucked out to have a family made up of Peter and his daughter. Hopefully in this universe too. ❝ I, uh, know the spider society. You're, uh ⸻ I'm Clint Barton, Hawkeye, but you knew that... Do you, uh, have to jet off like right away? ❞ See Clint has done the whole time travel and multiverse hopping before, so he really doesn't care how this affects things.

[wongkarawai]

david: *hears jonas call matteo luigi and mr florenzi*

david:

[lolawassad]

The new guys

Part One Part Two

Also please tell me how you feel about the way this fic went, its angsty and idk if u guys like it, if u guys r like boo angst i wont do alot of angst again!!

Five is 5'11 and void is 6'4 (five draco and mattheo are 19 and reader and pansy are 18 and void is 20 like the other boys pansy reader five are 4th years and the rest are 5th years. Yes i know ages and years are supposed to match but this is my story guyss:() h/b is hot beverage bc not everyone is into coffee

Also void his name is stiles and he is Mieczyslaw's twin brother:)

MINORS DNI smut haha mommy kink go brrrr, fluff and angst angst angst

Slytherin gang x reader

3rd pov

After spending a night cuddling with your not offical partners, you get out of bed early because Dumbledore has requested your presence at his office

You get dressed quietly but mattheo still wakes up "y-you leaving us?" he asks softly with a heartbroken tone "you cant fucking leave us, you will never find anyone even close to us" he says with a stern tone

You give him a kiss "i gotta go see dumbledore" you tell him making him sigh in relief "thank fuck, be a good girl put on one of our tops, preferably a sweater its cold" he tells you still whispering and pointing at the clothing pile on your desk, it got hot before you all went to sleep so they took of their clothes leaving them in their underwear

You smile and take off the shirt you had put on and grab the pink sweater pansy had on earlier, you grab a tank top and put it on then the sweater on top tucking both into your skirt, mattheo gives you a thumbs up before pointing at his lips

You walk over and give him a peck before he slaps your ass softly and shoos you off

You walk out of the hufflepuff common room with a smile on your face, when you reach dumbledores office you find two tall guys standing outside it arguing

"lemon drops" you says with a yawn making the doors open, the boys turn to you with wide jaws, their eyes scanning your chubby frame and thick thighs

"morning headmaster" you say while entering the office, he pours you a cup of h/b "goodmorning dear, five, stiles you may enter" professor dumbledore says with sparkles in his eyes

You take a sip of the not too hot beverage and smile "are they new?" you ask making dumbledore nod "yes they are to be sorted today, and they need to be shown around i thought maybe you could do that?" he asks making you nod

"ofcourse i can" you reply "you boys ready to get sorted?" dumbledore asks the boys making them nod

They smirk before walking up to dumbledore who is now holding the sorting hat "five hargreeves" he calls out

The shorter boy of the two sits down "SLYTHERIN" the hat yells out immediately, five smiles

"stiles stilinski" he calls out next, the taller boy sits down the hat starts speaking and you can see stiles talking back "SLYTHERIN" it calls out again

Dumbledore smiles and nods at you "thank you for agreeing to showing them around my dear"

You beam at him before turning to the boys "well lets go!" you say before walking to the door of the office, you go to open it but it opens already

"ah hey princess, what a coincidence" theo says with a smile, the rest of the gang standing behind him all looking smug

Stiles and five walk up behind you "you know we didnt catch your name" five says

"pretty sure she didnt throw it buddy" mattheo spits out

You just ignore the commotion and walk out of dumbledores office "i gotta show them around, be nice, im y/n l/n, im a 4th year hufflepuff" you say with a smile

"if you follow me i can show you the classes, then the way to every common room" you offer, before starting to walk away

"i think the one with the nose scar didnt particularly like us" five speaks up "thats mattheo, he doesnt really like new people" you tell them

After you showed them around you lead them to the great hall, thats now open for breakfast "you can sit with me if you want" you offer the boys

They look at eachother with a smirk "we would love to" stiles answers for both of them

You sit down at the hufflepuff table, the two of them sitting next to you before your seven partners join too

"i see you made some friends" draco says spitting the last word, blaise slaps his shoulder before leaning over the table "hey babydoll" he greets you and pecks your lips "after breakfast wanna meet me in the room of requirements?" he asks making you nod

You introduce everyone and they start talking, you squirming in your seat while blaise keeps staring at you with a smirk

"so.. How does this actually work?" stiles asks looking at the poly couple

Tom smirks "well we are all dating, except fuck face and me, he is my little brother" he says flicking mattheo's forehead making him snarl "ill fucking cuck you if you dont watch out" he spits making pansy giggle "ill cuck you both if you keep snarling"

You bury you're head in your arms "guys public" you squeek out making everyone coo

"i mean ill give it to you guys, very impressive being able to handle a eight person relationship" five says

"oh i mean its just us seven" theo says making your heart drop, ofcourse they didnt actually want you, they only want the sex

You feel someone tap your head and you look up blaise looks at you with smirk before holding a strawberry to your lips "gotta atleast eat something" he says "just be a good girl and eat the damn strawberry, or you'll go over my knee" he says when you just stare at him, you open your mouth and take a bite of the strawberry

Blaise smiles "good girl" he praises before swiping some juice off your lips with his thumb and putting it into your mouth, making you lightly suck on it, before remembering you arent alone and pushing his hand away

"y/n and i are gonna leave" blaise says before walking a bit to the end of the table and then walking up to you, offering his hand to you "byebye guys" you say with a shy smile and grabbing blaises hand

He starts fast walking to the room of requirements, when the door opens he pulls you in quickly

The room is just one big matress cube, he wraps his arms around you and falls down, pulling you with him on top of him

One of his hands settle on the back of your thigh, the other goes to your cheek and he your face down to kiss him

Its then the door opens and blaise stops kissing you sitting up, he places his hand on the back of your head pushing it into the crook of his neck

In walk the others and the new guys, blaise scoffs "was gonna fuck my girl in here but yeah sure just come right in" he says before getting up, his hands on your ass and your legs around his waist

The room changes, on the left side is a bed going from the wall to the other wall, in the middle is a big couch a coffee table and a fire place, on the right there is a kitchen

Blaise rolls his eyes before he starts walking to the couch, he sits on the end of it and makes you straddle him "fuck did you guys want huh?" blaise says annoyed when they join them on the couch

"if you wanna get your dick wet so badly you can just do it, we dont mind" void says with a smirk, his arm wrapped around five

Blaise laughs "and let you see my girl? Dont think so mate"

Draco clears his throat "our girl" he corrects blaise, you burry your head deeper into his neck making blaise coo softly

" 'need you" you whine softly, blaise looks at the others who are now deep im conversation, he slides your panties to the side and unzips his pants, he takes out his cock before sliding you down onto him

"that enough babydoll? You need more?" he asks before softly grabbing your hair and pulling you to face him, your eyes are glossy "how you feeling?" he asks "fuzzy" you confess

The interaction causes the attention to shift to you both "yeah? You want me to make you not fuzzy sweetheart?" he asks before kissing your cheek, you nod your head

He lets out a tsk when he notices everyone staring "what even was it you guys came here for again?"

"some guy with a scar was talking about the little cutie so your partners got pissed off, blondie told him 'hey pottah why dont you screw off before i give you another scar, just like first year'" five says with a laugh "he was scared shitless, anyways he got us kicked out of the greathall"

Blaise scoffs again before he gets up, cock still filling your cunt making you moan, he walks up to the bed before pulling out, he takes off his shoes and then yours before he lays on top of you

He slides back in and starts moving his hips "as much as i love your sounds you gotta stay quiet babydoll, i dont want them to hear your moans"

The others start talking again but pansy gets up and jumps on the bed, she starts kissing you to help you keep quiet knowing blaise is very strict and will have you over his knee if you make any sounds

Blaise his hand goes to your chubby tummy and he starts pounding into you harder, five squirms in his seat making void look at him, void notices his boyfriend sporting a boner and whispers to him "dont worry ill let you play later" making five glare at him "you wish, we both know im more dom then you are"

Lorenzo looks over at his partners on the bed "you should start kissing her throat too, she had a soft spot where her jaw meets her throat" he says while casually palming himself, not caring about the new guys

Tom scoffs and slaps his hand from his cock "babyboy you didnt ask premission, you wanna go over my knee?"

Lorenzo scoffs "they didnt ask premission either" he whines "oh no he asked if he could fuck her this morning when you guys where still sleeping, could him he could if he sucked me off" mattheo says with a smirk, blaisr chuckles "gave him the best blowjob he has ever had" he says before hitting your g-spot

You gasp into pansy's mouth "gotta cum gotta cum" you chant making pansy pull away "gotta ask him if you can"

"s-sir please gotta cum" you moan out softly "go ahead" he says giving you premission, pansy's hand reaches down to play with your clit which resulted into blaise slapping her ass "gotta ask me for premission you fucking brat" he says making her smirk

Her fingers move tight circles onto your clit making your legs shake, you grab onto the sheet and grip them tightly "so good so good, thank you" you mewl before letting go, cumming all over blaises cock

"such a good girl" he praises you before leaning down and kissing your lips softly "can i cum in you babydoll?" he asks, his thrusts getting sloppy

"oh god yes! Fill me up please, stuff me sir" you say making him groan before he shoots his cum into you, pansy removes her hand and kisses both of you

Blaise lifts you up, cock still inside before he sits back on the couch, you cockwarming him

Blaise glares at the new guys seeing both of them sporting boners "you liked watching my girl get fucked?" he spits making you slap his chest "b' nice, sir" you say

"hey hey, im not sir, im blaise yeah?" he asks making you look at him "you there y/n?" he asks making you whine "yes"

Mattheo gets up and stands behind blaise, his hand going to your cheek "daddy" you say excitedly "no baby, im mattheo" he says "come back to us"

The room changes again, the beds gone and now has a big bathtub standing there "lets go take a bath okay baby?" blaise asks making you nod

"you two look the fuck away" mattheo snarls to five and void, they both lift up their hands in defense and look away, blaise quickly undresses you and puts you in the already filled bath before undressing too and getting in

Mattheo scoffs before taking off his suit and folding it up, then getting naked and getting in too, one of his hands immediately goes into your hair pulling you to his chest and caressing your hair, before he pulls blaise into him too "both did so good" mattheo coos

One of blaises hands goes to grope your tits while the other goes back to your cunt, sliding a finger in

Mattheo scolds him "hey, babyboy, shes still sensitive be nice" he says making tom laugh "oh yeah like you didnt fuck her in the tub after taking her"

"hey i knew she could give me one more and she did" mattheo snaps back before licking his lips, his hand grabs yours and places it on blaises cock making you move it up and down

Five starts squirming in his seat again making void roll his eyes and unzip five's pants, and pulling out his cock, pansy subtly watches as void starts touching fives cock

Pansy pulls on theo's sleeve and nods to the two boys. Theo smirks as he and void make eye contact, they break eye contact when they hear a loud gasp

"no no 's too much, sir" you gasp out trying to push blaise's hands away but mattheo grabs your wrists and holds them behind your back "hey, be nice, hes making you feel good" he scolds you, he uses his other hand to tightly grab your hair yanking your head back "let them hear you so they know who you belong to" he whispers in your ear

You mewl "thank you, thank you so much" you say making blaise smile "your welcome babydoll" he says while curling his fingers up into you, hitting your g-spot making you throw your head back even more and your mouth opens in a silent moan

Void is still jerking his boyfriend who is watching the bathtub scene "im gonna fucking cum" he grits out before grabbing void by the hair and pulling his head down to his cock, void opens his mouth and lets five fuck his face "fucking swallow every bit" five demands void before cumming down his throat

Five lets go of voids hair and the elder boy removes his mouth from his boyfriends cock before swallowing and wiping his mouth "such a good boy" void coos making five roll his eyes "ur the good boy"

Your legs start shaking and you come all over blaise's fingers "cant anymore cant anymore" you yelp out making blaise pull away, mattheo softly drops his hands making you fall into him, head nuzzling his chest

"that was so hot" lorenzo says with a smirk "next time you should overstimulate her" he continues resulting in you whining "please dont do that"

Before realising that you arent alone with your partners, you slap blaise his chest and go to speak but he shushes you "they didnt mind, they enjoyed the show, dont worry about it babydoll, i mean look at them" he says before pulling you to face void who is now being sucked off by five

Pansy is sitting next to them looking while theo plays with her cunt, mattheo scoffs "who the fuck said you four could do that? You stop sucking him, you stop touching her" he scolds making pansy and theo shoot apart, but five keeps bobbing his head

"fuck you gonna do about it little boy?" void asks mattheo challenging him, blaise pulls you out of the tub, shielding your body with his and pulls his sweater onto you before he puts on his pants, he lifts you up and sits with you between his legs next to pansy and theo

Mattheo gets out of the tub too wearing a smirk, he walks over fully naked to void and grabs his hair "you really wanna be a fucking brat?" he asks making void smirk aswell "im not a brat, but nice try babyboy" void says grabbing ahold of mattheos hair

You look over at pansy who scoffs quietly, she pulls you up going unnoticed by everyone but blaise who just keeps watching mattheo and void

Pansy pulls you infront of the first before pulling you between her legs, your back against her front, your head falls back onto her shoulder "they probably think they are alpha males" pansy whispers to you making you giggle "totally"

Pansy all of a sudden grabs your legs and spreads them over hers "nono i cant anymore" you say "if you really cant anymore just say red okay baby?" she says

Void bucks his hips up into fives throat and cums, shooting his load down his throat while holding eyecontact with mattheo, when five pulls away he swallows which recieves praise from void

"okay mommy" you say making her bite your neck "good girl" one of her hand goes to your cunt while the other goes under blaise's sweater, pansy rubs her finger through your folds before sliding a finger into your hole making you gasp

The attention turns to the two girls, tom tsks "really? You again didnt ask premission pansy.. Why you being such a brat?" he asks

Pansy sticks out her tongue "im just making mommy's good girl feel even better" she tells tom, theo's eyebrow shoots up "mommy? You have a mommy kink, you never told us that" he says confused

Pansy looks down in shame "yeah well i didnt know until now, little hufflepuff here is the one with parent issues not me" she says making you frown "also werent you guys punishing them? Turn your attention back to them"

A switch flicks in your mind and you push pansy's hand away, you rush to grab your shorts and slide them. On before grabbing your other clothes, then slytherins make sounds of confusion and ask what you are doing but you ignore them to run to your dorm

Five grabs void and jumps infront of you, you have just reached your dorm when they appear making you yelp and almost fall down the stairs but void catches you

"you okay?" he asks making you shake your head "whats wrong?" five asks you

You go to push past them but void tightens his grip on you "talk to us please" he begs you shake your head again before hearing people enter the common room, void lets go off you and you walk to your dorm

The two guys also enter before looking at you expectedly "its just" you start but are cut off by a knock on the door "why the hell is the door locked? Come on y/n please let us in"

"i dont have parents, and pansy saying that made me sad and i like running away from my feelings, also they just use me for sex" you tell them, the knocking continues

You dont reply and just dive into your bed, face first into the pillow "open the door please" pansy begs, void and five look at eachother while biting their lips and sitting down next to you

"we dont have parents either" five confesses "well i mean basically i have a dad and a mom but my mom is a robot and my dad only wanted me and my siblings because we have these powers and he tried to make us into heros, but i ran away, he wasnt a real dad"

"i dont have parents either, i had a dad but he only cared for my geeky twin brother Mieczyslaw, who was daddy's favorite so i just left, five helped me get over the feeling of being lonely, we are here for you" void says before pulling you up and into his chest, five joins the hug

The door slams open by the use of a spell and in storm the slytherin gang, noticing your shaking frame between the two new guys "sweets, i didnt know that would upset you" pansy says sounding upset

You just shake your head before a sob gets out, void's grip on you tightens "dont cry, dont cry" he coos "please dont cry" he begs softly with tears in his eyes too

Five kisses void's forehead and starts swaying them both left to right softly "i got you" he tells you both

The slytherin gang stands there looking helplessly as these guys confort their girl, they feel a weird feeling blossom in their chests

Void and five hold onto you until you fall asleep, five softly lays you down on your bed and tucks you in before kissing your forehead, he takes void back into his arms and glares at the other slytherins "shes your girl but you guys dont know shit about her do you? I mean did you guys even ask her to join your relationship? Bet you guys didnt, what you just stringing the little cutie along for sex?"

"i think you need to leave" void says voice laced with venom "we arent going to let you hurt her like this anymore" he says while five lets go of him and they grab their wands pointing it to the other slytherins

They look at your sleeping form before they walk out, leaving you with void and five "i know we promised we wouldnt do this again" void says "i know.. But its different this time, look at her, she needs us" five says before pulling void into a kiss "we can just be her friends, we dont have to repeat what happened with dolores" five tells void thinking back on the last time they fell for someone else

"i wanna cuddle her so bad" void confesses "cuddles?" they hear you sleepily mumble "yeah cuddles, would you like some, love?" five asks making you sleepily nod

Void gets in behind you and spoons you, five softly pulls your head on his chest before muttering a spell to fix the door

The next day

You are awoken by the door slamming open and yelling, you can feel void get up and five pulls you closer, you then hear void start yelling to and five's hands go over your ears

"shes ours" mattheo yells out "but she isnt because you guys are just using her for sex, i mean you call her your girl and then dont fucking ask her to be your girlfriend? Fuck is wrong with you guys" void yells at him

You bury your head deeper into fives chest and whimper softly, the sound makes everyone stop and turn to you only to notice you and five are gone, they turn to void who just glares at them

Five has teleported you into his and voids dorm, you still cuddled up to him, you are now softly sobbing while five strokes your hair "the sweater smells like them" you mutter out before taking if off

Five covers his eyes before blindly reaching into his unpacked open bag and throwing a sweater at you which you quickly put on

"you covered again doll?" he asks, his hand still over his eyes, you lay your head down on his chest again and nod, his hands both go to your waist and he pulls you to lay on top of him, his arms wrapping around your waist

"i got you" he says pulling you closer, the door softly opens and void walks in being followed by the of the gang

"fuck are they doing here" five demands, void frowns at fives words "sorry, i didnt mean it like that, bub" he says noticing the frown

Void just shakes his head "is all good, bug" he says before also getting in the bed, laying down next to you two

"y/n we are very sorry, we just thought we already where dating cause we sleep in the same bed and we have sex, we care about you okay? And we are sorry for the poor communication, but you shouldve fucking spoken up instead of just running away like a pathetic bitch" mattheo spits out before tom slaps him "dude, no" he says but the damage is already done

You grip fives shirt tightly before tears escape your eyes again. "whatever this was is over" you tell them making them look at eachother "y/n i didnt mean that" mattheo says

"GET THE FUCK OUT" void yells at them, they look at you but you just bury your face into fives chest, they glare at mattheo and walk out

Void jumps up and closes the door

"im so sorry they did that y/n, you arent pathetic" void says while getting on the bed again, his lips connecting to your forehead "you can stay with us for a bit if you want? Its not like we have any classes for a while" five offers making you nod

In the slytherin gang's dorm

"WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT" tom yells at mattheo, the latter whimpers "did you see how he was holding her? Thats how we are supposed to hold her, not some random little boy, i just snapped" mattheo says

Draco scoffs "i get that, i was jealous too but i didnt call her a pathetic bitch"

"you better make it up to her man" blaise says "i dont wanna lose her just because you ran your mouth"

The next day

You woke up feeling something hard poke your side "is she dead?" void asks while poking you with his magic wand

Five walks out of the bathroom and slaps his hand away "be nice to doll, she is going through shit, keep poking her and ill pull you over my knee" he turns to you and kisses your forehead "its three am, dumbass here gets snacky at that time, is there like a kitchen we can go to?" five asks making you nod

You go to get up but void lifts you bridal style "where is it at?" he asks "fruit painting near the hufflepuff common room, you gotta tickle the pear" you tell them sleepily

Five grabs voids arm and teleports the three of you there, he tickles the pear and the door opens to reveal the slytherin gang "stay here" five says pushing you and void out of sight

"is our girl okay?" theo asks five when he walks in but he ignores him "hi uh can i just have like a picnic basket filled with junk food? And a large jar of black coffee, and some coke?" five asks while squatting infront of a house elf, the house elf smiles and nods before going to make the food

"just.. Just tell us if she's okay please" lorenzo asks, his voice breaking making five melt "she's fine, she's gonna be fine for as long as she sticks with me and void until you guys fix your shit" he snarls

When the house elf hands the basket to him he smiles "thank you, have a nice rest of the night" he says before walking out, mattheo follows him "just tell her im sorry please" he begs making void scoff

"you need to learn to just keep your mouth shut" he snarls before five teleports them away, when you get back into the dorm void drops you onto the bed before he dives into the picnic basket "oh hell yeah twister fries"

Five snickers "fucking fatass" he says affectionately

You giggle at their actions before taking a can of coke, you turn to void "can you open for me? I can never do it" you say with a pout making him laugh "haha so useless" he says jokingly

You gasp offendedly "how rude" you say before the three of you burst out in laughter

Later that day when the slytherin gang walls past the dorm they can hear their girls laugh mixed with the other guys laughter

"we gotta win her back, i dont care if she wants to also date them, she needs to be ours again" tom says

Wanna buy me a coffee?

[hiraya-rawr]

Cats & Dogs (Gorou brainrot)

about: Kätzlein Reader (from the cat clan like Diona and Sucrose) having a love-hate relationship with General Gorou. Slight Kazuha x reader if you squint. Kazuha having to deal with all your drama. Mean!Gorou bc you're a cat and he cant help it scenarios.

contains: gn reader // this is a crack drabble, the human-animal behaviors mentioned are speculative and not canon to genshin.

note: just played gorou's hangout event and hes such a softie! wrote this since i wanted to explore more on mean!gorou.

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Imagine joining the resistance. Your acquaintances are about to introduce you to the general and all of a sudden, your flight and fight instincts as a cat trigger.

"Y/n? Are you okay?" Kazuha asks as you look around warily. You always had good instincts, it was almost animalistic.

"This.. this place seems dangerous." He tilts his head at you confusingly.

"That can't be. This is the central headquarters for the resistance. It's the safest place there is." He reassures you, opening a tent. You approach a small group of troops surrounding a table where blueprints and battle strategies are laid out.

All of a sudden, you smell it.

"Ah! Kazuha, my friend! Is this your-"

"A dog!" You all but hiss, your tail and ears striking upward. Gorou seems to have realized as well, his posture switching to one almost ready to pounce. There's a low growl emitting from him.

"A cat? Kazuha, you dragged in a cat-"

"Is there a problem?" Kazuha asks, his expression calm but there's a ghost of a smirk on his face. This is interesting.

It was then that you realize how rude your reaction must have been. Embarrassment filters its way to your cheeks as a blush. You're dignified people, not animals. Gorou snaps out of it as well, standing back to an upright posture but you notice the stiff raise of his tail.

You cough and he lets out a low ahem, eyes glancing away from you.

"N-no. Of course not. No problem at all. The resistance always welcomes new... comrades." Gorou glances at you, offering a hand out. You slowly reach for it to shake.

"Y-yeah, I'm glad to be here, general." You say, shaking his hand firmly. The soldiers look on awkwardly, unsure of how to react towards this coincidence. People of the dog clan and cat clan aren't common, after all. And to think they'd meet here, in the middle of war, of all places.

Interesting indeed. Kazuha thinks.

Gorou taking advantage of your cat instincts and making fun of you for it.

"Look Y/n, a feather!" The general says, swishing a long feather up and down your face. You glare at him, opting to look away from the tempting display.

As if, you think. I'm not some cat that runs on pure, animalistic instinct. Who does he think he's dealing with?

You notice a bright red light on the grass and pounce on it, eyes turning to slits as you paw at the light. It flickers away and you trace the source back to the snickering general.

"G-general!"

"I can't believe you fell for that," he laughs, arms over his stomach as one hand flickers the light again. This time, you know better to ignore it.

"I'm-" An embarrassed blush rises up your cheeks, mouth agape not knowing how to escape the situation, "I'm telling Kazuha! KAZUHA!!" You screech, leaving the dog scrambling after you.

You taking advantage of his own animal instincts and making fun of him for it.

"Pfft. Such a good guard dog for the resistance. Right, Kazuha?" You say tauntingly towards the general after catching him bark away a squirrel in an otherwise empty training ground.

Kazuha sighs, thinking to himself: please leave me out of your lovers quarrel.

Gorou growls at you, eyes narrowing down. "I was just shooing away the squirrels. There's nothing animalistic about it. Right, Kazuha?"

"I never said it was animalistic. I just said you're being a good guard dog." You purr, tail swishing.

If it weren't for Kazuha, Gorou would have pounced on you, barking. (and you'd climb on Kazuha's shoulders, hissing the dog away, if that ever happens)

The entire resistance is aware of your dynamic and as much as they want to laugh, they bite back their cheek and pretend nothing's happening

"KAZUHA!!!" Your screech echoes across the camp. The troops sigh.

"They're going at it again, are they?" One of the men ask, continuing to eat his meal.

"The general released some of the guard dogs. They're supposed to be trained, but..."

"KAZUHA!! Tell your friend Gorou to get these mutts away from me!" Your hiss fills the air and there's another loud sigh, presumably from the anemo user.

You're on one of the watchtowers, hissing down at the pack of guard dogs barking up at you. Kazuha stares at the sight with a deadpan expression.

Gorou walking in your quarters to see you with a bag of... catnip.

"THEY'RE AN ADDICT!" He screams to the camp and you shush him loudly.

"IT'S CATNIP YOU IDIOT!"

"SAME THING!"

Everyone in the camp sighs. They just want to go to sleep. Why was the general in your quarters this late at night anyway?

Sounds

You know those random screeching dog/cat sounds out in the streets at night? Yeah.

The camp is livelier now. There's an abundance of hissing, meowing, growling, and barking, quickly followed by a mutual "KAZUHA!" coming from the two people.

Smell issues

Both of you gagging whenever there's an obvious stench or a recipe gone wrong in the camp. The troops think the shared quirk is cute, but you both find it bothersome.

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"Wet dog smell," You glare at the general.

"I just came from the bath. How is this a bad smell?" He shrugs at you.

Kazuha learning how to handle the two of you.

"How about we go for a walk?" Gorou's ears perk up at Kazuha's suggestion, tail wagging quickly.

You're thankful for your friend dragging away that bully of a dog.

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"If you two don't stop, I won't give out treats snacks," Kazuha says threateningly, holding back a bag of goodies. The two of you pout but immediately quieted down.

Same quirks

Gorou being one of the only few people to understand when and how you like to be pet.

The troops have a habit of petting you, something the general manages to escape due to his superior status. It takes a lot of your willpower not to scratch your fellow soldiers away as you know they're just being friendly and you're acting on pure impulse.

Gorou would have to step in sometimes, calling the troops to back off. His own ears twitching in irritation.

Napping in random places

There's a slight issue within the camp when it comes to lazy, sunny days.

You're found taking a nap in the craziest of places, usually under the sunlight. Gorou is the same as well and it's nearly impossible to get you two moving.

bonus: Kazuha pulling you up by the waist only for you to stretch like those really long cats, head and paws still on the floor.

Sitting together next to Gorou. Unknowingly, all the troops are observing how your tails are swishing in unison.

Gorou never uses water against you. It's not that you hate water, but there's a slight discomfort in being wet, perhaps it's a hereditary cat thing.

Napping with Gorou by the window under the sunlight. You didn't intend for it to happen, you just both fell asleep.

bonus slight nsfw: imagine heats! the comedic potential of going into heat istg that would be funny (or spicy, depending on how you see it)

masterlist

note: why is tumblr such a quiet place compared to other fandom platforms guys talk to me 🥺 and to those that sent me asks, please wait a while since college has been busy!!

[yynumaki]

Wrong Memories

Part 1

Five Hargreeves x OC!Female Reader

Warning(s): swearing

A/n:This is the first fic I wrote here on Tumblr and I have no idea how to feel about it 😅 also english isn't my first language

43 babies were born on the 12th hour of October 1st 1989. An eccentric billionaire named Reginald Hargreeves manages to buy and adopt seven of these children and would soon raise them, utilise their powers and call them 'The Umbrella Academy'.

Along side Reginald was his assistant Pogo and his house caretaker named Elizabeth, they were the people who took care of these children throughout their childhood.

Although, little did Reginald know that his trusted caretaker also had a child at the exact same time as the other mothers of his adoptive children.

He ignored this coincidence knowing that he only needs seven children to execute his project. He had let her keep the child in his mansion since he couldn't care less about it and thought that she could be some sort of back up if anything happens.

Elizabeth (or Beth for short) named her daughter Adley, Adley Cooper. But similar to any other story, a tragic incident happened to her mother because of someone she treated like a sister. Vanya Hargreeves.

When Vanya was a young child, she had no control over her abilities which caused Elizabeths death and many other 'Nannies' Reginald has hired, thus Grace was created.

Using Allisons abilities, Reginald made Adley forget that Vanya was the cause of Elizabeth's death in the first place. For he knew what Adley was capable of yet he still ignores her potential.

Because of this, Adley cant help the nightmares that come to her every night, this would frightened her most of the time, but also saddens her. Her eyes would fill up with tears in the memory of her mother.

So to avoid such scenarios, she would simply climb out the window and sit on the roof to gaze at the stars above. Astrology was always her favourite thing to study since her mother always took an interest in the moon and stars.

One night she jumped off the window because another one of those horrible nightmares occurred once more, she was blinking away her tears and she was also having hiccuped breaths, she was sitting with her knees up her chin and her arms wrapped around them. She often wondered if her mother was watching her from above, since she always told her that her ancestors that passed all became their own star up in the sky.

She was deep in thought when a voice suddenly startled her.

“The hell are you doing up there?” came Five's voice in a hush, his eyebrows connected together in confusion and his eyes narrowed at her. Ah yes, Five Hargreeves, the most stubborn human being she could ever think of.

Five and Adley often fought eachother, not physically of course, more on academics mostly. She was just as prideful as Five but in her own way, she often denies it refusing accept that fact, but they also enjoy eachothers company though they would never admit that to one another.

They often had study sessions together once Adley was done with all her chores and when Five was done with training.

This all started when they were barely the age of 8. The Umbrella Academy was advanced in their study and Adley would often join them in their lessons with Pogo.

She went to their living room one day expecting it to be empty since she saw the 'umbrellas' outside playing, she was surprised to see Five there sitting on the floor with his legs crossed and a book in hand.

"What do you want?" Five grumbled, his head turning to face her with an annoyed look.

“I came here to read dimwit" answered Adley, “I didn't think you'd be here”

She went over to the shelves and pulled out her favourite fantasy book called 'Harry Potter'.

“Really?” Five mocked, “Your reading that?” he pointed at her book without removing his hand on the one he was holding.

Adley confidently sat on the sofa above him and opened her book, “Yeah, whats wrong with it?” she asked.

“Its a fantasy book” replied Five, “Why dont you try reading something more useful? Like me.” he showed her what he was reading, the book was filled with numbers and calculations, something a normal 8 year old would almost never understand.

"You have plenty of time to study that with Pogo during your lessons pea for brain" she teased, "But this, is more fun to read" she held up her book and Five subconsciously closed his and sat next to her.

"Well what's it about?" He asked,

"Listen to this-"

From that day forward their relationship grew to something better in a way, they became 'Frenemies' of some sort.

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“Im not asking again Adley, what the hell are you doing up there?” asked Five, he jumed up to join her on the roof while wearing his pajamas. He was supposed to be asleep at that time, but he suddenly woke up feeling his throat dried up.

“Had another nightmare” she whispered.

That night, they both sat in silence when Five put an arm around her in a comforting way. He knew about the awful nights she had, she often spilled it out when they were having a conversation, but he doesn't know what to do when they actually occur, mostly because he never actually saw them happen.

But either way, he gave her comfort that night. In a way that only the both of them knew, in a way that only the both of them felt.

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Five hits his knife on the table.

'This kid' Adley thought as she rolls her eyes while she stood next to grace.

“Number Five?” Reginald asks while enjoying his dinner.

“I have a question.” Five states, his hands joined together while his elbows are on the table.

“Knowledge is an admirable goal” Reg spoke, "But you know the rules, no talking during mealtimes, you are interrupting Herr Carlson”

Adley smirked at Reginald's response, knowing well enough that Five would lose this argument he's starting.

“I want to time travel.” Five declared, his expression is visibly filled with frustration towards his father.

“No” Reginald quickly answered, not even sparing his son a glance.

“But I'm ready” fought Five, “I've been practicing my spacial jumps just like you said”

He then teleported himself next to his father, “See?”

“A spacial jump is trivial when compared with the unknowns of time travel” his father informed, “One is like sliding along the ice, the other is akin to descending blindly into the depths of the freezing water and reappearing as an acorn” he sipped his wine.

“Well I dont get it” Five murmured loudly.

Adley held on to a laugh when she heard Five's response.

“Hence the reason you're not ready”

Five took a glance at Adley, she silently shook her head no with a smirk on her face. Five talked about asking his father to finally let him travel in time other than just space, in which Adley laughed in his face jokingly. They both knew what kind of father Reginald is, so she informed him that he would never agree to it.

“I'm not afraid.”

“Fear isnt the issue, the effects it might have on your body, even your mind are far too unpredictable” he spoke firmly, "Now, I forbid you to talk about this anymore."

With that, Five stormed out of the academy with heavy footsteps.

“Number Five!” Reginald exclaimed, “Adley follow that boy." He ordered

Adley obediently nodded and ran after Five yelling his name.

"Five" she said, "Five!"

They both ran outside the academy, strangers eyes following them as they engaged themselves in another loud argument.

"Can you believe him?!" Five shouted, still marching with anger on the sidewalk, “How could he think that I'm still not ready?! I'm 15 for fucks sake!” he threw his arms up in frustration, his eyes narrowed at everyone on the street.

“Five maybe hes right for all we know okay?” Adley loudly argued, “I mean how much do we really know about time travel?! Let me answer that for you, none!”

“Oh we both know I'm ready Adley” Five huffed through gritted teeth as he moved Adley from his left side to the right to avoid cars and other vehicles, “I've been training my ass for months!”

“Come on” Adley whined as he locked her arms with Five, ”Lets just go back to the academy Five-”

But before she could even finish her sentence, she felt her surroundings spinning and warping with her feet slightly lifting from the ground before coming back down in a split second, she hurled since her head was still spinning but Five kept on walking with a fast pace.

"Not ready my ass" he whispered just loud enough for her to hear, "Look around!" He exclaimed with excitement.

Adley lifted her head to see the shops with different items, the sun shining brighter and the people dressed for a different weather- 'Its summer-' she thought to herself.

Seeing her surroundings her grip on Fives arm become tighter.

Five must've jumped further into the future because the summer suddenly become fall, then fall suddenly became winter, and then winter became- fire?___________________

"What the hell?-" Five whispered.

Both of them looked at eachother and nodded, they sprinted back to the academy yelling for Vanya, Ben, Dad or anyone at this point.

"Five-" Adley said with her voice trembling, her eyes wide and her body shaking slightly as she stared at the place where the academy once stood.

Five looked over at Adley, his face full of regret and guilt.

He tried to go back, really tried, but nothing happened. They were stuck there

"Where are we, or- when? Are we?” she uttered, composing herself, trying to think that Five would soon get them out of there.

"The apocalypse." Five whispered

She slightly gasped, fear taking over her body since she just froze there in place.

After a while, the shock decreased slightly, they started to look around for anyone, or even anything to let them know what time they were in. And in doing so, they found a few bodies just outside the academy, and what made it worse was the realization of who these were.

The tattoos were visible on their wrist, and the fact that they were reaching out for eachother brought a tear to both Adley and Fives eyes.

"It can't be-" Five whimpered, his hands reaching down for his siblings lifeless bodies, "It can't." He repeated.

Adley reached out for him, hugging him from behind, her own tears staining his jacket. They both knelt there, both grieving the loss of their family.

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They both walked around for what felt like hours trying to find items that are still usable for them, thankfully some canned items were still delectable and some blankets and clothing were also usable. They've put all these items on a cart they found along with other items, but it seemed that Adley was the only one doing most of the work, Five was too busy reading a book Vanya wrote that they found in what was left of the Academy.

She'd let him to it without complaining though, finding some salvageable items seemed to be distracting her from the current situation they're in.

They both found some clothing suitable for the current environment they were in and decided to change their attire and start walking, trying to find a place suitable to stay for a while.

The further they walked, the more they realized that the world seemed to have ended because of some explosion, everything was on fire and it looked like the buildings were shook by some sort of earthquake.

At night fall they both agreed to set up camp on an open field and stay there for the mean time.

Adley knelt to the ground and grew a circle of thin trees surrounding them like some sort of tent with an opening at the top for the fire they started, and another one which acted like a doorway. She grew thick and soft grass for them to lay in and some fresh berries since it was Fives favourite.

This is what Adley's abilities are, Chlorokinesis.

It is the ability to mentally and/or physically summon, control and manipulate plants and vegetation. The person with the ability can control and manipulate wood, rock soil, roots, fruits, and flowers, even moss found in natural field or habitat.

After a while Five suddenly broke the silence between them all day.

Lifting his head from the book and his writings for the calculation he was doing he spoke, “I'm sorry.”

“What for?” Adley asked, her gaze on the fire infront of them.

“For dragging you here” he answered, his eyes following hers, they both stared into a flames for a few seconds before she spoke again.

“Its not your fault Five” she stated, “I mean how could you possibly know what was waiting for us in the future?” she questioned.

“But still.” Five swallowed hard, he started to tear up once more, his hands gripping the pen he had harshly, his eyes avoiding hers, “I should've listened."

“Five.” Adley firmly said, her body still, but her eyes showed determination, “I want you to tell me that you know that this isn't your fault.”

“But-”

“Five Hargreeves.”

Five gulped, she had never used his full name before, it was always his first or last, and most of the time insulting nicknames.

“This. Isnt. Your. Fault” she said slowly, “Where we are right now might be an apocalypse, but what you did was still remarkable”

Five smiled softly, but Adley could tell it was a forced one.

She knew she should be angry at Five right now, she knew that she could yell at him, insult him and curse him for not listening to his father and herself, but she couldn't, not when he was already blaming himself, not when theres no point in lashing out at him right now, and not when he was looking at her like that. With his eyes brimming with tears.

She knew how Five always acted like he was better than everyone else. But she knew that he only acted that way because he thinks he's not good enough, he thinks that if he doesn't do the very best he'd be considered as a disappointment. He may seem self-centred and stubborn but he's really just a boy. Just a boy.

"You getting soft on me now peanut?” she laughed

“Way to ruin the moment birds nest” Five retorted

"Oh we were having a moment?" Mocked Adley, "In the middle of the apocalypse?-"

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They've been living in the apocalypse for what felt like forever.

Days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months, and months turned into years.

10 years. They've spent 10 years together in this waste land, hiking every once in a while for the search of usable items and delectables, and a better place to stay along with water sources.

Fives calculation was still incomplete, many many books and notepads were filled with numbers as he squiggles away with his pencil, always focusing on his work. He was focused and determined for one thing and one thing only, and that was to get Adley back home.

At this point he's already lost hope, but in some way, in some almost impossible way, Adley always found a way to encourage him.

He doesn't know if its the endless bickering, the daily playful insults, or just Adley being herself. Everything she does just makes his world spin, his heart beat, and his cheeks flushed.

He'd always felt like this, even back at the academy, when he wakes up with her having his coffee ready for him, her always accompanying him every time he felt lonely, her just being there especially when he needs it.

Sure they may always argue but thats just how the both of them are, two entirely different yet similar people. Its their bond, and in some way, its how they show their love.

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When Five was busy once more taking his time analyzing his current calculations, he noticed a man wearing a suit and sunglasses standing at the other end of their fortress.

He quickly pulled out his gun and looked over the doorway beside him to see if Adley already arrived from her little 'trip' to find anything useful.

"Who the hell are you?" Five yelled.

"Sir" the man spoke, which made Five grip his gun tighter, "I am James Miller, from The Commission, and assistant of The Handler" he kept his arm infront of him, holding them together.

Five was now curious, 'What the hell is 'The Commission' and who the hell is this handler person? And most importantly, what does this guy want and how the hell did he survive the apocalypse looking like this?'

"What do you want."

"We'd like to recruit you and your partner to work with us." He blantly stated.

Wow this guy was getting straight to the point.

"Work with who?" Five asked, "And work with what?-" his guard was suddenly let down a bit, his tense shoulders relaxing slightly, with his gun being lowered slowly.

"We'd like to hire you as professional assasins." James declared, "And get you out of this apocalypse."

"And how the hell are you supposed to do that?" Now Five was visibly getting more frustrated by the second. His aim went directly infront of the man and James reluctantly put his arm up as a gesture of coming in peace.

"Hey Five" said Adley as she walked through the doorway, her eyes glued down to the new trinkets she'd found by wondering around, "I think I found a friend for Dolores back at the-"

James subconsciously pulled out his pistol from his back pocket and pointed it at Adley due to the surprise of her entry.

Instinctively, Five teleported infront of her and was now visibly angry at the man that stood a couple pf feet away from them.

"Put it down." Five quietly said in a threatening way, enough for James to hear. "If you come in peace then why the hell did you just point a gun at Adley?."

James took a second to stare at the two and carefully put his pistol back to his side. He looked at his watch and saw that time was running out.

He sighed as he looked at Adley and Five once more, he knew he had to take atleast one of them back to her since he's only able to carry one person at the time.

His hands glowed with an almost blinding light, Five and Adley's eyes turned white and their limbs softened, making Five drop his gun and his jaw slacked.

"Adley Cooper, age of 25" he started, "Will have no memory of Five Hargreeves nor the apocalypse, or even your life before today."

And with that he let go of Adley, watching as she fainted and fell to the ground with a soft thud, he then turned to Five.

"Five Hargreeves, age of 25" James spoke, "Will be able to keep your memories, but Adley Cooper shall be replaced with-" he looked around their so called 'fortress' and saw mannequin on the corner of it, "With that mannequin, the name Adley would also be replaced with 'Dolores' on your mind and memories"

As he closed his hands Five gasp for air and fell with another thud. And with that picked up his briefcase and knelt next to Adley, holding her arms and bringing her to the commission.

[mackenzielovee]

hii love!

i hope you are doing well,

i don’t know if you are doing blurbs right now but, since i’ve seen a few people send links of how they think josie would react when rafe comes home from work. i was wondering if you’d be willing to write something with that?

if you cant, that’s totally fine <3

hi honey!! thanks for the sweet message. for you, anything. i hope you're well also ! so much love + hope you enjoy ! (sorry it's a lil short)

Rafe shuts off his truck in the driveway and throws his head back against the seat, sucking in a deep breath and exhaling slowly. The way you taught him to breathe when he needs to calm down.

Secretly, Rafe Cameron feels selfish sometimes. Not often, because his dad brain is on most of the time, and he keeps himself in check. However, there are some days that it switches off. These days just so happen to coincide with his worst days at work. Coming home to take care of others after nine grueling hours isn't always the most appealing to him.

Which is how he finds himself sitting in his truck instead of on his couch with his wife and two kids, listening to a preschool story or his Josie's jagged syllables.

His phone goes off, dragging him out of his head and into the screen. A text from you, which he opens immediately.

Hi, handsome. Saved you some dinner. Stop working so hard. Come home and love on me. I'll even run you a bath and let you use my nice candles.

I love you.

He smiles when the second message comes through. Taking another deep breath, he climbs out of the car and walks up the driveway, silently telling himself that all he has to do is see you. See him. See her. He'll feel better.

Walking in the door, it's as if relief floods his entire body. He can smell the remnants of your cooking and hear Josie's giggle in the living room, along with the sound of Connor's bare feet on the wood.

"Baby?" he calls gently, approaching the living room.

You grin when you lay eyes on your tired husband, holding up Josie so she can see him, too.

"Look," you say to her, "Look who it is."

"Da-da!" she giggles, already reaching for him, "Da-da, come."

Rafe laughs and drops his things where he stands, nodding his head as he takes in this moment. They make everything better, he swears.

You let Josie down and Rafe watches as she takes several unsteady steps over to him, giggling uncontrollably when he scoops her up and presses kiss after kiss to her cheek.

"Hi, princess," he whispers, "How are you?"

"Hi, da-da," she grins, grabbing at his chain underneath his button-up.

"Hi, baby girl," he replies.

Suddenly, it's as if no client had demanded their entire project be re-done. It's as if no employee had pissed him off, or his idea got shut down in a meeting.

It's just his girls and his boy, all in one room, in their home, together. That's all Rafe Cameron will ever need.