#it bc i need to chew over the wording for a sec

[fluentisonus]

there are many retellings & adaptional choices i really don't like when it comes to writing new stories about old myths, and that i feel are boring or ignoring interesting points & implications or unfamiliar with the topic or ancient cultural context in a way that rubs me the wrong way. BUT the way some people on here talk about myth retellings as if retelling them is in and of itself a bad thing, or that retellings are somehow 'staining' the 'meaning' of the 'original myth', and Particularly posts that just seem to be hating on the people writing these books not for any real constructive point but just because they think Change Is Bad is going to make me feel bonkers insane fr. come on guys

[castle-dominion]

castle 6x12 deep cover

the castle's dad episode liveblog

Hm, leaves the phone off the hook but lmao how slow he called 911

It rained on my mom & dad's wedding. They didn't care about the superstition that you can't see the bride in her wedding dress before the wedding so they took all the pictures they needed & when it rained & her dress may have gotten muddy it didn't matter.

but yeah lol this is what it's like planning to have your kid's bday.

Martha <3

MARTHA

(clears her throat) A little unsolicited advice –

CASTLE

Do you give another kind?

BECKETT gives him a look, but MARTHA ignores him.

MARTHA

In life, there is no such thing as a perfect time for anything.

She turns away. They’re confused.

CASTLE

I’m sorry, that’s advice how?

MARTHA

(scoffs) Don’t wait. Hell, just go down to city hall right now. You love each other. Stop talking about it. Just do it.

She turns back to her coffee. CASTLE and BECKETT look at each other, considering her idea.

I thought this was where they had the "we got married!" "seriously!?!?" part I saw in gifs.

Yes, I have a feeling esposito DOES know Beckett can lift her... whatever you were going to say

Hello? Nothing.

Yeah I noticed too, his place is beautiful

Oh yeah no grease won't come out.

RC: Sounds like a case of Weekend At Bernie’s gone wrong. (they look at him) No. No, wait. That would mean there’s such a thing as Weekend At Bernie’s gone right.

Maybe he ties one left handed & ties one right handed.

My dad's house-- no my great aunt's house had a loose floorboard but there was no space under it. You couldn't fit anything under there. It just gave you splinters. You know, the house at the farm kind of sucked.

lmao the animation is hilarious

JE: One you can’t crack? (he leans over her shoulder) C’mon genius bar, I thought you were the best. *flirtatiously*

& they didn't see the criminal record? otr wait ig he was a minor so it was sealed.

He’d call it ‘pulling a Robin Hood’.

love it

RYAN u know, pat leave could have been a good excuse to send the actor away for a collaboration with one of abc's other shows for a week so he doesn't have to be in this ep.

rc: Now, Ted’s laptop is like Fort Knox on steroids, but Tori found some unscrambled artifacts in the registry to a service set identifier. (off BECKETT’S impressed look) I don’t know what that means either, but she got really excited about it.

( A sec later) RC: Now, according to the website, Universal Banking Solutions handles strategic and tactical procurements for international clients.

KB: And what does that mean?

RC: I – I don’t know. I’m just reading the screen there.

I would have given the phone to becks immediately

Dad?

Not a word!

Man's obv lying

I thought becks recognized him bc he looked like castle.

Castle just staring into space lol

KB: mentions international espionage

RC: we have no information to speculate

LP: approximately 15 minutes before his death Ted at clams and funnel cake. Can you believe that? Ugh.

KB: Lanie, you slice open dead people for a living and you’re grossed out by that?

It's different!

Is clams is carnival food...???

LP: Okay, you two creep me out when you do that shared brain thing.

Love the c being burnt out

love how they are eating funnel cake XD

& ryan eats esposito's funnel cake while wearing his crime scene gloves dkjlsdjkfs

GIANT BUBBLES

*checks his watch* about 40 years

That doesn't seem likely. He'd hire soeone else.

He said to text lol

"leave a message >:("

JE: Castle.

RC startles. RC: Geez!

JE: Man, bro. Why are you so jumpy?

RC: Dude, I’m not. I’m just –

JE: Well, you will be once you hear what we found. C’mon.

"you will be" that's such a thing to say

FORMER?

HITMAN?

castle your version of emergency might not be the same as anderson cross's

KB: U ok?

RC: .. Yeah

Me: you can say "meh this case is putting me on edge"

Ryan ADHD moments just chewing on a paperclip

I was a little busy getting shot

Cross: Did you bring the booze?

RC: Did you bring the booze?

Cross: No. I want you to steady your nerves. Take a swig.

RC: Good idea.

*martha drinks too*

Reminds me of my autosurgery

I love the sound of someone's hand in a tub of mayonnaise. & the music is good too

"at elast this time I got a needle" WHAT

she's right, he made that choice a long time ago

Wow the cia just hired a kid who was arrested for identity theft & got him killed? Sounds about right.

it IS a good story

Lol gun battle

Cross: I was in spycraft a car chase!

Becks: lol no

the news: There was a car chase!

Becks: that doesn't prove it

Esposito: Ted was a spy. also the car chase.

So that's cool

also wow nice colourful computers. & wow nice Ryan being the techy one of the four

(Ooh & the csu techs have their own background & lives & motions & stuff)

KR: idk someone stole the hard drive

Anderson Cross: *holds up hard drive* :D :D

"that's incredeibly illegal"

"yep"

Beckett wants lto go? she wants to... Ok then.

Ok but copy-paste the password in

MR: You can find a spy on your phone?

RC: Mother, there’s an app for everything now.

You can't promise that. You cannot contrl gemini or the buyer.

But I know what he means by that promise

she DOES have juice

Call ur mom then

oh my gosh please just control c control v the password

3 minutes for that much content? rly?

speed dial

I have those glasses... or work does

castle if ur mom is calling u better answer bc she is relevant to this

lol the gun

Oh no a router!

*pulls a gun on him*

say "I have to go" or smth

left the phone book & laptop. becks can see "hang up or i'll kill you"

*appears out of nowhere*

HE JUST KILLED HIM

i mean ig that was the mission...

*remembering that time castle "randomly" hugs esposito in a future season*

"the way you never let anything happen to ted?"

true

Beckett & castle are not telling them that he's dead? I mean they can't bc then they'd have t o tell abt anderson cross. but also wait. how would they be able to tell it was tony blaine in the first place w/o revealing that it was castle's dad?

Work you for information or beckett is right, he wanted to spend time with you...

FAMILY FSKLDFJSDLJK

She's so happy

Martha...

oh wow that's beautiful

Great ending scene too

[berrymoos]

彡﹒﹒🦇🖤💀⛓️🎲🎸

🎸 — regressor eddie munson headcanons!

"just give me a sec!" * struggles with html to code the color i want, gives up, & conks out * ,, srry there aren't a lot 💔

no set age range, he's just a little guy! he doesn't rlly care for putting an age to his regression anyway; it's his time to just mess around & be silly! however, out of him, robin, & jonathan, i would say he has middle tot energy..?

little guy loooves horror media! nightmare on elm street, halloween, gremlins ... relatively anything horror related he's making grabby hands at, buuut he needs to watch something a lot less extreme if he wants to sleep well at night o(╥﹏╥)

he only has three pacifiers in his possession (two of which steve purchased, one of which eddie impulsively stole bought himself), & all of them have been chewed on ... every single one of them, some more abused than the other. he has some little teethers lying around too to stop that, but he prefers his pacis (& his hair ಠ_ರೃ gross)

one time he chewed on his figures for his dnd set and broke one. he cried the entire time steve fixed it & never did it again. he plays with his dice now, rolling them over and over and over again for almost no reason; he uses them to make decisions sometimes

"if i get a six, i caaaan ... get some more ice cream!" - "eddie, youve already had–" - "I GOT A SIX!!! i get more ice creeeam!!" - "eds–"

his favorite game is hide-n-seek, bc he thinks jumping out of his hiding spot to scare the seeker when they get close is the funniest thing in the history of ever. he cannot handle what he dishes out tho – robin copied him once when he was the seeker & his scream startled jonny into tears. nooot a good way to wake up from a nap

bc he chews on his hair so much �� and also bc it's simply curly hair & it's so easy to mess it up – he needs to have it washed somewhat frequently. nancy usually helps him with that bc she has curlier hair herself & knows how to care for it, & man. he loves it. she knows how to comb his hair without yanking and massages his scalp during the entire washing process & it feels so gooood!!

he shakes out his hair like a dog when it's wet, no matter the reason. nancy's gotten drenched after every hairwash; at first it was minor annoyance – she even got slapped directly in the face by his hair once – but now, when she gets done, she goes "are you gonna shake out? go ahead and shake out!" & she covers herself with the towel while he shakes aaaaall out (*´︶`*)ฅ♡

for the most part, he takes off his rings when he's beginning to get small – he's not as uncoordinated as robin, but he's definitely not as steady on his feet as big him and one wrong fall could leave him with a ring imprint on his face – but he keeps one on each hand, just bc he can >:3 robin gave him these fake rings to wear as replacements & sometimes he forgets to take them off after he's unregressed 💀

potty mouth. lots of "fuck!"s when he's scared & "shit..."s when something goes wrong. it's not the biggest problem in the world bc eh, it's just a few words & his friends also aren't saints when it comes to said words (but robin & jonny likes to tease him by going ">:0 eddiiie, don't SAY that! ... what the hell, eds..." & ":0 eddie, das a no-no word!", but they also rlly don't care hshejwjd) but the day he got jonny – the least talkative regressor out of them all, mind you – to say the word fuck on accident in front of nancy? (((;゜Д゜))) "ed–" - "IT WAS ROBBIE!" - "NUH-UH!" - "YUH-HUH!" - "NUH-UH!!" genuinely nance wasn't even upset 😭

eddie & robin get into the "nuh-uh, yuh-huh!" arguments & steve and nancy have had to help them come to a conclusion all the time – it wouldn't be a playdate if they didn't

playing with his hair gets him to sleep so so easily. he's being stubborn about sleep? is he saying he's not sleepy even tho everyone can tell he toootally is bc he's yawning & his blinks are getting longer? tie his hair up repeatedly for a good little while & you'll start hearin snores

he sleeps like a log too, so if he conks out in a tangled position on the top of the couch, someone is going to have to carry him to bed bc jostling him isn't gonna work. he falls asleep on steve all the time & he just lets him even tho he drools pools on his shirt

[blueboltkatana]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

GUrll ur so sexy... Like you're Hot. I don't care if you were bullied in school, you're sexy, they lied.

Also bitch I KNEW i related to you too much our ascendants are both in leo we're so hot.

Ok ok no now I'll stop complimenting and start with the roasting here we go:

So the sun is your sense of "self" it represents you on the more base level i guess you could say, like what most people think you're like is represented by your sun. With Sagittarius being your sun it means you're very energetic Especially for those things you are passionate about, you might have gone through a LOT of hobbies, only a few of them stuck around but you like to try things. You're curious about the way people's minds works, you wanna figure them out. If the conversations you have don't involve some form of psychoanalysis or philosophy you might loose interest. You are a Talker, maybe you talk very fast or you are often told to lower your voice but you don't do it on purpose you're just very very animated. You are kina volatile, in the sense that you value freedom in everything, love, work, hobbies. You have a huge rebellious streak and you kinda like testing your luck. Think adrenaline junkie. It's cliché but with this much Sagittarius in your chart you prob love traveling, like i said you will chase freedom because you associate it with happiness. If you find people that make you feel free then you feel happy. Rules don't go well with you. You don't really like being involved with fights per se but you LOVE debating, if you can beat a motherfucker with nothing but facts and logic you will and you will enjoy it.

Your way of flirting or making friends is "lowkey bullying" or my favourite "verbally throwing hands". If they shoot back you get heart eyes (my mars in sag agrees). You can be tactless as fuck tho. Like you will say some outrageous shit that MIGHT be funny if the timing is right or MIGHT make everyone in a 5 mile radius mad.

I NEED to talk about your moon in sag bc Babe, babe the moon tells us about our emotions and how we deal with them, how we express them and how they shape us. But BABE. Sagittarius moons are so bad at comforting people it's embarrassing, trying to make them think of smth else or do smth else to distract from the situation is NOT a good way to deal with your emotions... Avoiding your emotions like the plague is not gonna invent a vaccine... Saying "everything is fine :)" DOESN'T MAKE ANYTHING FINE PLEASE GO TO THERAPY. ok to give you some credit, you don't let shit bring you down, no matter what you always get up and that is a *strength* that i admire, but love you're burning the candle at both ends, especially if you get yourself in More problems by trying to distract yourself from One problem.

Also you've had a horsegirl phase or a dog obsession phase or both huh. AND your love language is sarcasm but the type that you will make someone laugh when you're insulting them. You're also hilarious irl you're prob the "funny friend" but with that scorpio mars and venus baby inside ur sad and dark as fuck ripp.

I also wanted to talk about your mercury in sag... Babe... Do you know what a brain to mouth filter IS?! do you recognize that word?!?! Cuz you have never used yours i think. Like you are hilarious but that's because you have dolphins in the head cavity baby. Not trying to say you're stupid, you're actually very smart and opinionated, probably have been told that you'd be a great lawyer or smth. But miss gurl please think before you speak for the love of god ur gonna make someone cry. Also ur mouth is foul. Have you ever spoken a sentence without a "fuck" or a "cunt" somewhere in there?! God bless.

Now for your scorpio Venus I'm just gonna say, more confirmation that ur Sexy as Fuck, scorpio venuses are just sexy, amazing partners, VERY passionate, whoever dates you will never forget you, for better or for worse you'll forever be on the back of their mind. You had a harsh emo phase huh, maybe loved some obscure shit like witchcraft or just love dressing all black like someone's mother died, i bet you wear silver jewelry a lot, maybe necklaces or rings or chockers. If this isn't how you dress now it was prob a major phase in your life. Or maybe you just love horror movies idk

Being as passionate as you are you don't take well to being mistreated or lied to, you might like to plot revenge and things like those, you wouldn't do anything... You actually prefer letting things go but you WILL make an elaborate scenario in your head at 3am or even as you stare right in the persons face.

With mars in scorpio you might be kinda passive aggressive, maybe you act like things don't really bother you but you throw a comment or two once in a while just to stir the pot bc you can't move on lmfao.

You are attracted to people that are introverts or generally just mysterious, like i said above the nature of the Sagittarius is to Learn and to Study. People that you can't immediately figure out intrigue you. All your crushes are either on geminis or water signs lmfao.

The best careers for you are the ones that allow you some freedom of either movement or expression and something that can keep your mind from flying away, something that keeps you intrigued, like research or writing. You're a very "all or nothing" person and it can sometimes scare people away, i advise you to work on compromising, being less stubborn and more open with your emotions and desires.

(part one bc I'm taking too long and I don't wanna keep you waiting so much) I'll reblog this with part 2

Alright here we go part 2 of Roasting hella until she finds out I'm hiding in her walls.

I will skip over some planets that are Very slow moving and usually don't talk about you as an individual but refer to your generation as a whole.

I wanna focus on lilith for a sec bc worstie lilith talks about our fears, our more "darker" side that we hide from ourselves as well as the people that we love. Lilith in aries in the eleventh house tells me you might be afraid to take charge, you gravitate towards positions of leadership but you let go on the last second, almost afraid to have too much control, very often self sabotaging your own success. Your anger and you own ambition might scare you, you might be afraid of appearing too aggressive bc under your skin you have a deep rooted anger and rebellion that you wish to relieve but you can't find a good enough outlet, some things soothe it but you always feel like it never leaves. It might be related to some form of resentment that you never truly dealt with and now it sits uncomfortably with you and you just can't get over it and it bothers you. You might have been shy in groups as a child, maybe you talked a lot but it was always from a fear of the silence not always because you had something to say. The eleventh house is that of groups and friends and social awareness, technology and your hopes and wishes for the future, having lilith in this house talks about someone who had a hard time feeling comfortable around people OR someone who wasn't very accepted. You might have desperately wished for friends but have found it hard to find any. Or if you did, you deep down felt very alone. I would advise to learn to accept your anger and deal with it in healthy ways instead of brushing it off and repressing it.

The north node talks about what you need to focus more in your life for example in your case with Gemini in your North node you need to focus more on your communication letting go of anxiety and your relation with other people you need to become more interested in intellectual pursuit and growth. You need to let go off the need to always be right and look more at details instead of focusing on on the bigger picture all of the time. When your North node is is in Gemini then your South node is in Sagittarius which tells me that what you should focus less on is your pursuit of freedom and your rebellion. Be more aware of your words and use them with maturity.

Now let's have some fun with the ascendent in leo which we share and now i see why ur so relatable. The first house or the ascendant is that very superficial layer of our personality, it includes the way we carry ourselves, our style, the little habits or quirks we have. One thing about leo ascendants is that we have an obsession with our hair. Hair is important to us, some have huge hair that might remind you of a lions mane, others just have very unique style or color but we ALL are lowkey or highkey obsessed with it, either constantly touching it, pulling it, chewing on it, cutting it or dying it in unique ways you name it. You might have a rather large nose or cat like eyes.

This ascendent is full of life and light, very funny, light hearted and luxurious, you want to live that good life and i don't blame you. A negative aspect is that we come of as intimidating to others. ALL of my friends AND my ex have at some point told me I was intimidating to them. It makes us prone to overcompensating for it later in life so maybe now you're super outgoing and extroverted and you approach people first and try to be super friendly. Also you're an attention whore (affectionate) with a flare for the dramatics, very flamboyant, you basically fill the room with personality, it attracts attention and you love it. You're what people would call a "sunny" person.

You're hella competitive (get it lol) and you LOVE fighting your way to the top and crushing the competition. You're probably a weirdo that low key likes school. Not the way it's run or the teachers or whatever, but the "idea" of school. If you could just learn all your life you absolutely would.

Second house in virgo. The 2nd house is the house of money, work, income, daily routines, values, material possessions, habits, work ethic ect being in virgo it means you can have an extremely good work ethic, you put a lot of thought in planning and mapping your work, you might get overly critical on your work though and often undermine your own success and efforts because they didn't fit your impossible standards. You can be very organized in your work, you want things to be a certain way and if they don't follow your plan you will Make them. Its a good position for virgo but yoh need to be aware of not overworking by trying to do Everything on your own. Let others help you, and let people in your work do their own things don't try to help if not asked to because you will overwork yourself.

The third house is that of the mind, thinking, communication, siblings, interests and early education, in your case it is in Libra which means that you're early education might not have been very stable or it was a period of time that you look back with a lot of fondness but not much substance. You are a good talker but you get lost when it comes to details, you are indecisive when it comes to settling on an opinion on something if you don't have All the facts first, you always want to be right. You are pretty open minded and easy to talk to but you might have the bad habit of rambling off topic. You change interests constantly and you prob like to talk about others, you wanna know the tea if it kills you. You prob had a crush on a childhood best friend or on a hot neighbor. Your relationship with your siblings might be pretty good, friendly, no particular resentment or anything like that, you might be the one that everyone treats a little better, people let you get away with things more often, you might be the one that takes 2 hours in the bathroom lol.

Oof fourth house in scorpio babe how are the mommy issues? 😬 How is your relationship with your femininity? Having trouble with keeping secrets? So the fourth house is the one responsible for your home roots, your family, self-care, emotions, your mother, women and your femininity and having Scorpio here tells me that you might have very strong ties to your family, but they weren't healthy or emotionally supportive. You have grown with people that might have undermined your emotions, people that didn't teach you to set healthy boundaries and maybe even manipulators and gaslighters. You might have been the type to put your foot down a lot a home, assuming a very dominant role as well as the defender. You're very private about your family life and don't want to let people too close.

Ah i just noticed u have like 3 planets in this house including ur Sun and Moon, babe this house is what you need to focus on when you go to therapy. This almost secretive, guarded approach to understanding your own emotions is very prominent in how you see yourself, how you feel and with Pluto there, how you change. I could say the biggest changes in your life have happened in these areas and they have left the biggest impacts on you. Yes you are passionate and protective but don't let bad feelings marinate forever, address them and then move on from them because they're just weighting you down.

Fifth house in sag, also the house of your mercury. This house represents Love, romance, creativity, self expression, joy and childlike spirit. It tells me the way you express your creativity is through words which makes sense since you're a great writer, but not only, the way you express Love is also through your words, expression and free thoughts are your way you tell your loved ones how much you mean to them, think poetry, long rants, music recommendations bc of specific song lyrics, you have been writing form childhood and it's one of the ways you express your view on beauty as well, to you love is freedom and freedom is expression.

Capricorn in the sixth house paired with both uranus and neptune being in it tells me there is something about your knees, joints, bones or teeth in particular that stands out when it comes to your health, maybe you tend to break your teeth, maybe you like chewing on crunchy foods, maybe your joints crack a lot, idk but I'd drink my milk if i was you, take care of your joints and bones. Also for you, being emotionally unwell often translates to being Physically unwell as well, so be mindful of your emotions because they do affect you physically. You need to keep hydrated also and your health plan needs structure for it to work bc that neptune makes everything very chaotic and uranus constantly makes you bored and wanting to spice things up. Take care of your emotional needs just as much as you would with your physical ones. And for the love of jesus be CAREFUL with alcohol or smoking because that neptune in ur health house could mean serious trouble if you let it become an addiction, don't push it.

Aquarius in the seventh house of relationships, marriage, contracts, business partners ect means you are untraditionally traditional. That makes sense in my head let me explain. Aquarius is a sign that seeks individualism desperately, it likes to feel like a special person, impossible to understand. Yet always feels comfortable in the structure of traditional and safe paths. So for example you might marry someone in a way that is not traditional but at the end of the day you wish for your marriage to have a stability you would feel safe falling into. Also it says ur gay. Air signs in the relationship house says ur gay i Make the rules.

Pisces is in the eighth house of sex, intimacy, shared finances, inheritance, taxes, loans, property, mystery, partner's resources. This tells me you fuck with feeling lmfao. Or you simply make your love life something "special", a connection that only you and ur person can share, it's what makes you an amazing lover and an unforgettable one as well. But as amazing as you are at creating a otherworldly atmosphere, ur just as shit at setting boundaries and saying something when you don't like something. You don't like to see things that you love ending and a failed relationship makes you blame yourself too much, you have the tendency to stay in situations where you are being mistreated but you tell yourself It's on you.

A recurring theme I'm seeing is some weakness when it comes to liars or manipulators in your life. So either you irrationally fear people are lying to you because you "lie" to them about yourself or a lot of people in your childhood might have used lying or gaslighting as a way to keep you under control. I would advise to try not to overthink and become paranoid, people love you and they believe in you and they aren't deceiving you, they don't secretly mean something different from what they have said. Listen to your intuition about people sure, but don't confuse it with anxiety.

With lilith and aries in the 9th house of travel and higher education and religion I'm gonna assume you might have religious trauma. Religion might have been a way that people used to try and control you, if not religion then some form of system or government law. Being queer i completely understand the sentiment but in your case it's take a step further because you Value the ideals of this house so much, with lilith here, it's like at som point in your life you were finally awakened to how much injustice there was in the world ant that has made you very inclined to take action, you cannot stand unjust government or non tolerating religions. You might have felt crushed under an unjust system and it took you a lot of will and conviction to find your individuality and build yourself how you wanted once you were free.

Your midheaven in taurus tells me you are one that will achieve any goals you set your mind to. It might take you time, you might procrastinate around it, but at the end of the day, you will do it and you will do it well and it will be rewarding. If your father isn't a Taurus then he was a stable figure in your life, very much a rock for better or for worse. In your career life people will see you as very competent, very down to earth and helpful but you know you just procrastinated till the last second possible and stayed up all night do finish your work... You will seek careers that you believe will guarantee you stable income and a comfortable life. You might indulge in luxury from time to time because you think in order to get the position you want at work you need to look the part. Ultimately it's your sheer stubbornness and spite that gets you all the way up to the top of the food chain.

The eleventh house of groups, friendships, humanitarianism, and social awareness is in your case in gemini. It tells me you value friendship extremely and you surround yourself with a diverse cast of friends, you couldn't mix your different friend groups if you tried and you have tried. You have the habit of being too friendly to everyone which makes you end up with more friends than you know what to do with. You are approachable but people can get the impression that you are putting up a show or a facade and your emotions arent genuine, it's not always the case but you need to be more truthful and assertive, put some boundaries and don't let people get away with shit you don't like. Your public persona is very well liked, seen as fun and bright and smart and overall a joy to be around.

Now that last placement... 12th house cancer, i have the same placement and babe I'm sorry for all the shit you have been through. You deserve the freedom to be unhappy and to express that unhappiness in healthy ways. You deserve to be given unconditional love and support no matter how many mistakes you say you have made no matter how overly pessimistic you are about yourself it doesn't matter you're amazing and i love you and you deserve the world.

With jupiter the planet of expansion in the 12th house of endings, spirituality, solitude and karma?! Gurl i did say u were a cult leader but i didn't think it was astrologically backed up rippp. But it also says you might have a hard time getting the motivation to finish things, you might take a long time to finish a project. This house placements also tells me you're amazing at writing emotional ass fantasy stories which by now we have confirmed, but if you have like, an original idea for a book don't hesitate to get it started babe bc u have a very promising placement for that. Don't get too dragged into a sad whirlpool of emotions and daydreams but bring your creative ideas to life and you'll be fine.

This is all I'm doing today and i think it's enough lol. I'm posting this I'm sorry to my followers for the long ass post I'll tag it so you can filter it. This was a whole psycho-astrological analysis of our favourite writer Hellspawn1975. I have wanted to study her like a new lizard species for a while and i finally got the chance thank you hella for the opportunity.

Final words to @hella1975 i hate you and I'll fuck ur mom tomorrow, gn babe <3

[alphaketoglutaricacid]

@onehithero said: also we know theres at least some actual animals besides gadoll liek the scorpion n cows tht show up for a sec in ep 1 so tankers hav tht going for them re: food sources ..SORRY FOR RAMBLING SO MUCH deca dence essay got sleeper agent activated

onehithero said: i rly like what usaid abt kabu from natsumes pov too but i cannot form a half cohernet thought abt tht one

onehithero said: ALSO ALSO i think its interesting how the ep 8 conversation w minato is i think the only time kabu talks abt being jealous of humans being able to choose their own paths

onehithero said: also how minatos convinced hes like a good lil cog in the machine yet hes done 50 things tht wuld get him labeled as a bug but he just ignores all tht. the both of them can be so disconnected w reality

onehithero said: like minato didnt know abt 1)natsume 2) how the system has made kabu so severely depressed n he culdnt put up w it anymore.n minato continues pushing the just go along w the system shit he doesnt understand tht he was contributing to kabus misery.. n bc of tht kabu doesnt trust minato enough to tell him abt natsume for so long but then he goes n asks smth so big of him as go against the system

onehithero said: thinks abt how kabu n minato r obviously so important to each other but minato understands him less n less over time & kabu kinda already knew its risky to confide in minato like minato did know abt pipe which was a long time ago but he didnt know abt natsume til kabu was already sacrifing himself for her sake. n yet kabu then goes n tries to get him on his side anyway cuz he wants tht so badly..

onehithero said: OMG OMG CHEWS THESE WORDS SLOWLY N THROUGHLY SO DELICIOUS THANK U THANK U u get it u understand i love reading n writing essay lengh responses abt deca dence & again u just hit the nail on the head w this

Please let me know if this @ u 8 times and sorry if it did.  I will reply under this readmore but i love this enthusiasm! I like discussing this stuff so if u want keep it coming. I wanna understand deca dence better and i think i will by sharing ideas w other ppl. 

I think kabu and minatos relationship  is as good as it is because theres clearly a lot of mutual love and respect between them even when they don’t understand each other and thats why minato still runs after him when he hears kabu going suicide mission lets go baby. I think its interesting that minato was like ready to lie down and accept getting mass scrapped until he hears kabu go im about to be hilarious and hes like actually living and staying alive sounds great actually forget what i said about it being over.   you are so right about kabu and trust and natsume. I will always cherish episode 5 where kabu gives this big rousing speech about how natsume inspired him and saved his life and minatos there like ..who? ..what?? I think they may not be used to hiding things from each other. Also I think them drifting apart mirrors natsume and feis drifting apart tho I think while feis the instigator on that side kabus more on his side and minato like natsume is like wondering what in da world is going on. I think someone else wrote about this better than I can.

I do think minato does know kabus severely depressed because theres this line in ep 4 where he puts his hand on kabu and says like you’ve toiled enough at that awful job. and also in episode 11 when he and kabu talk and kabu says he was in a similar place as minato now in that he was waiting every day to be scrapped minato has no reaction until kabu says but that bug saved me. I think he knows kabus very depressed but he does not know how to address it cuz the system never gives either of them the tools or options for it. Though also I feel the system discourages meaningful relationships between the cyborgs so I think what minato and kabu have is likely pretty rare. Kabu donetello and turkey also fought together for a long time but turkey turns on donetello in a second even tho they fought together, he was his number two, and they were in prison together, and were pretty much all they got and donetello kills him in turn. I also think minato probably knew because he’s empathetic. Like I’m not sure about compassion but he’s very good at understanding where other ppl are and how to meet them in the middle so both parties get something they want. That’s how he got all the gamers to collect the old deca dence parts. Not by cashing in on ppl doing the right thing but by framing it as the final mission. He gets his lgbt community center coworkers for fight with him one last time by appealing to their sense of duty. He got the system to put kabu in jail instead of getting scrapped when Mikey got scrapped for a lesser offense. The list goes on. A tangent but I think the fact he acknowledges the living conditions of the humans are gonna get worse if nothing’s done even tho he’s apathetic at best towards them shows even when the system tries to mold the cyborgs into the roles it wants, sometimes the traits they have just keep on going despite themselves. I’m gonna stop myself before I go into jill and this theme but I’m gonna talk about it someday. So I think its more likely than not he knew but he didn’t know how to navigate around it also because it’s heavily implied he’s going thru the same thing and I think kabu might genuinely have no idea Bc kabu lacks empathy but his heart... is huge. When he hears minato express his feelings of not knowing what he wants he instantly tries to reach out and explain minatos not alone in what he feels. This is why they’re good foils. while kabu moves past where he was in the start where he states he does not intend to oppose the system and his compliance while also trying to do the bare minimum drives him to suicide, and finds the willpower and a reason to live and rebel against the system through his connection to other people (first natsume , he hangs out w kurenai sometimes too, and then with the jail robots). Meanwhile minato whos stuck in his literal ivory tower (it’s a Metaphor) never makes any of these connections. It’s the irony of kabu working at a armor repair job giving him some ability to connect w others vs minatos higher position isolating him from everyone else. I think kabu living amongst the ppl he harmed drove him to give up on life quicker, while minato being far apart shielded him from rlly having to see the effects of his actions I think he was headed a lil slower in the same direction. I think we’re led to believe minatos okay where he is but I think towards the end it’s clear minato has spent most of the series also in a bad place. I think he views things very similarly to kabu in that he wants to use what power he does have to protect the ppl he cares about similar to how initially kabu tried to just convince natsume to quit several times and he was like whatever at the rest of the humans who are natsumes comrades dying but he chooses to put it all on the line and try for some systemic change when he sees natsumes determination to fight. Also I think minato holds very little loyalty to the system cuz he doesn’t only like breaks 1000 rules for kabu (the hypocrisy) but he also looks the other way a lot. For example, when he overheard the top rankers talk about limiters he’s like I’ll pretend I don’t hear it also turn on private mode next time and he doesn’t berate them for considering cheating. Also donetello has been using an illegal avatar to climb to S rank again (isn’t it interesting that even after the ranked system is abolished something similar took its place). And his avatar looks the same as it did when minato worked with the guy. There’s probably like not that many ppl in s rank. And he calls himself donetello. Minato knows he’s supposed to be in jail but does he tell anyone? He’s like well.. that looks like someone else’s problem if they notice *goes and vapes* it’s so funny how little minato cares but it’s also not funny Bc some of minatos cruelest actions and things he’s complicit in are born not outta malice but apathy to everything. I think it shows (tangent number 4?) how the systems use of excessive force is counter productive cuz neither minato nor kabu are willing to report anything to disrupt the order Bc neither of them think the level of punishment is warranted. I also think that minato is probably the first person kabu really opens up to about why on a personal level he feels the system needs to be destroyed after Ep 7 is really interesting. It really speaks to how deep their [mutual and not platonic relationship I don’t know how to label ] is. I also think that he admits to minato that he envies human is rlly interesting and would like to hear what u have to think! I think it’s interesting that what really sets minato off is kabu saying he wants to choose for himself and also wants other cyborgs to have that freedom and I think it’s one of the few times we see minato get genuinely angry and have it not stem from worry. Tangent 5 I’m really extrapolating here but I think it’s very likely given how high up minato is that he likely knows of several cyborgs that rebelled against the system for similar reasons as kabu and knows how it ends and I think it probably feeds into his defeatist attitude. I think his role in the system must really kill whatever grasp of whatever minato has cuz he constantly has to act like it’s almost the end of the world and he’s strapped for resources all the time for like decades and decades of having to fake that type of desperation to entertain ur player base and cuz ur also on tv to entertain the general populace to distract them from their soul sucking jobs. I think that’s gotta mess with his perception of himself and also his ability to see that struggle as real and genuine. I think that’s also gotta be hard cuz he seems like out of his whole fuck we r under attack persona he seems like he’s a lil closed off but generally chill and somewhat upbeat to ppl who know him and he just wants to be isabella from animal crossing. I got really off track here. I think what really gets me is their relationship is built on knowing each other so well and so long , and how it’s managed to survive and persist through all this tragedy. They really mutually respect and love each other and that’s why kabu let’s minato walk away from his revolution even tho it compromises everything he works for. It’s why minato ultimently accepts kabus willingness to die for a tanker even tho he really doesn’t get it at all and it means it’s goodbye forever. But it’s still not enough to save either of them. Minato can’t save kabu from trying to passively starving himself to death and I’m not sure if kabu even knows where minato is at mentally. Sometimes no matter how close u are to someone there r things u miss and things u can’t help each other with. Even tho the two resolve to fight and then die together cuz this seems like the best choice Bc the system they were born into offers no alternatives, the deca dence doesn’t even activate without the help of other ppl. I think it shows one relationship cant support all that weight. In the end it is through their bonds with other ppl that gets them to an ending where they both survive when they decided alone their only option is death. Also u are so right about the other animals existing I totally forgot ty I cannot believe I forgot about the scorpion which calls to natsumes hairstyle which is a visual gag on how natsumes a bug and how like a scorpion, although unassuming, and fucking kill u, just like how her trying to get her boss to open up eventually leads to the whole thing toppling down. I also have a lot of thoughts about natsume but I’m still thinking of them and thinking hard Bc sometimes she becomes kabus inspiration Pinterest board and I don’t like that. When she shines she really shines but it starts getting sloppy towards the end so I have to think a lil longer about it. Okay I’m done. Also it’s kinda hard for me to look like I’m agreeing to ur points and nodding in this format but I really appreciate ur thoughts and will try to convey this. Maybe by formatting as a response to each of ur replies next time

[bxcketbarnes]

Nicknames

Pairing: Calum Hood/Reader

Words: 1436

Author’s Note: Anon has requested...  Okay could I maybe get something where you’re dating Calum but you’re nervous to call him Cal? Bc to me nicknames are like super personal and I’m nervous to use a family/ close friend nickname if I’m not super close w them? Idk. And one day you accidentally call him Cal and he fucking loves it and he’s speechless for a sec and ur super insecure bc you think he’s mad&u apologize bc ur like “it’s a reserve nickname” whatev but he tells you he loves it and just like... fluffy fluff fluff pls? and I have delivered! I hope this is how you wanted it to be like and I apologize if I strayed too far from what you’re expecting! Hope y’all enjoy :) xox

Calum and I were a fairly new couple. We've been seeing each other for almost three months. A part of me wishes we could be closer than we are… maybe? I mean, he tells me all about the album they're making right now and that's super personal, right? Maybe it's just me.

I sit on the couch in my apartment, chewing on my fingernails as I was deep in thought about our relationship.

“Y/N, it's your first relationship,” your best friend, Cat, starts and you glance towards the brunette, “it's normal to have doubts and concerns. I just think you should talk to Cal about it.”

I groan, a bit envious on how she can freely call him Cal. Never once in our friendship or relationship have I called him that. I know basically everyone does, but to me, nicknames like that are super personal. It's something I've always thought about.

“I just… I don't wanna bring this up with them writing their new album. He needs to focus on that,” I mumble sadly, letting out a huff of breath.

Before Cat had the chance to speak my phone rings, the ringtone I set for Calum blaring. I pick up my phone, answering it immediately. “Hey, you.”

“Hey, baby. Whatcha up to?”

I glance towards my best friend and she gives me a thumbs up. “Just hanging out with, Cat. How was your writing session?” I ask, tucking a strand behind my ear.

“It was great! Got a lot done,” I could hear the smile in his voice and a small smile came to my lips. “Do you wanna come over?”

My lips part for a few seconds before bringing my bottom lip between my teeth. “U-Uh, yeah. Yeah, I'd love to. Let me just get ready and I'll be over in ten minutes,” I tell him.

“Alright, cutie. See you soon,” Calum almost whispers and I nod, bidding each other goodbye before hanging up.

I set my phone on the arm of the chair, glancing towards Cat. “I'm going over to his house,” I mumble to her, feeling the nerves heighten.

“That's great! Now you can talk to him. It's fate, darling. You’ll be fine. The boy likes you so much,” she informs me and I nod my head as she gets up to leave. “I'll see you later!”

The front door closed and I sat still on the couch, staring blankly at the carpet. I snap out of my daze, pushing myself up to grab a few things before heading to Calum's.

-

I slowly bring my fist up, softly knocking on his door before waiting. Shuffling could be heard around inside as I chuckle, imagining him tripping over stuff while trying to answer the door. The heavy wooden object opens, Calum standing in the doorway with a large smile on his lips.

“Hey, beautiful,” he greets before leaning down to press a quick kiss to my lips.

My cheeks blush, still not used to him kissing me. “Hey, handsome,” I grin and he moves to the side to invite me in.

“I picked up some takeout on the way back. I thought we could eat and just talk? I feel like I haven't seen or talked to you in a week,” Calum mumbles as we head to the small kitchen table and we sit across from each other.

The two of us began to eat in silence for a bit before I decide to speak up. “So, there's this festival at the beach in San Diego next weekend and uh I got two tickets if you wanna come with me?” I ask, not mentioning the part where I bought the second ticket specifically for him.

Calum nods while he finishes chewing the chicken in his mouth. “Yeah, I heard about that. Ashton and Michael said they were going,” he informs me and I frown a bit, hoping I could get some alone time with him.

“O-Oh. Are you going with them? I-I can find someone else it's no big deal, Calum,” I wave my hand to try to make it seem it's okay. His large hand lands on mine, his thumb smoothing over the back of my hand.

“I'm not going with them. There happens to be this lovely, beautiful girl I'm seeing who asked me first,” he grins and my heart flutters as a big smile came to my lips.

My fork toys with the chicken on my plate, not being able to get rid of the smile on my lips. “Uhm,” I start, feeling a bit nervous while trying to sound confident, “ca-can it be a date?”

“Did you just ask me on a date?” He asks, getting up from his chair. My eyes widen a bit as I wonder what he's doing. Calum steps towards me, leaning down slightly before pressing the back of his hand to my forehead. “What are you? Sick?”

I scoff, playfully glaring at him as he chuckles and removes his hand from my face. “No! We just haven't been out alone together in over a month,” I mention and Calum nods, grabbing my hand before leading me into the living room.

He sits down on the couch, pulling me on top of him. I can feel my cheeks warm as I straddle his waist, my hands resting on his shoulders. “I'm sorry,” he apologizes and I shake my head.

“No, it's okay. I understand that you're busy. It's okay,” I reassure while combing my fingers through his hair. Calum brought his hand to my face, pushing some hair behind my ear before pulling my head down to press our lips together.

My heart thumps rapidly in my chest as I kiss him back, his hands moving to rest on my waist. “I promise to take you out more often. You deserve so much.”

-

Calum and I have been at the festival for almost two hours now. Dua Lipa just got off stage and there was a fifteen-minute intermission before Imagine Dragons come on.

My back rests against Calum’s chest as his hands are entwined with mine. He moves his face to the crook of my neck, pressing small kisses to the warm skin.

Today has been amazing. The two of us are enjoying the day to ourselves, even though we love to hang out with the guys.

“You thirsty, babe?” He suddenly asks and I tilt my head up, giving him a small smile.

“I could go for a margarita, Cal,” I slip out. Calum’s lips part, his brown eyes widening. I furrow my eyebrows in confusion, turning around to face him as I was about to ask what was wrong when I realized what I called him. “I-I’m sorry, Calu-”

He cuts me off by holding his hand up. I instantly close my mouth, swallowing the lump in my throat as I take a couple steps back. Is he mad? Goddamnit, Y/N. Tears well up in my eyes as my lips move, trying to form some sort of sentence.

“Say that again,” he whispers, reaching out to grab my hand.

My breath hitches in my throat as he pulls me close to his body. “W-What?”

“Call me Cal again,” Calum mutters, his eyes looking down at me as goosebumps spread on my arms.

“C-Cal,” I say slowly, looking into his beautiful brown eyes the entire time.

He brings one of his bottom lips between his teeth, his fingers dipping under my shirt and rubbing my skin. “That sounds so good coming from your lips,” Calum confesses and a ragged breath leaves my lips.

“You're… you're okay with me calling you Cal?” I ask and his bushy eyebrows furrow together in confusion.

“Of course. You're my girlfriend. Why wouldn't I be?” He counters and I shrug my shoulders a bit, fiddling with my fingers.

“It's just… I always thought nicknames were personal and I don't usually use people's nicknames if I'm not close to them. I-I know it sounds stupid because we're together but I don't know. It's something I've always done,” I explain, stuttering quite a bit.

Calum brings his hand to my face, resting under my chin as he lifts it. “That's so adorable. You can call me Cal. I honestly love the way it sounds coming from you,” he chuckles, his fingers gliding up my jaw.

I smile softly, my hand resting on his forearm. “What did I do to deserve you, Cal?” I ask him and he just shakes his head, dipping down to press a short kiss to my lips.

“I should be the one asking you that, sweetheart.”

-

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[howlnikiforov]

Trespass Alternate Chapter

This was once Chapter 15. This didn’t make the series bc I felt like it wouldn’t work well with what I wanted to do in the end. If you have any questions, please ask!! Probs wouldn’t recommend reading before you finish the other chapters.

Word count: 2911

Your life has not been the same since last month. The colors you saw were brighter, more vibrant, and everything was clear. Your friends and family all saw something different in you, and many of them had asked if you had finally met your soulmate. You’d always lie and say that you haven’t, that you were just really excited to be starting this new internship.

You had finally worked up the courage to quit your job, and start focusing on psychology entirely. You only had a couple weeks until you started school again, which meant you needed to pull yourself together soon and prepare for the inevitable stress college will bring. It was certainly not something you were looking forward to, but you were positive Hyungwon would be there to save you if you needed him to.

You had just gotten home from a long day of interning. All you wanted to do was curl up in bed and sleep, or call Hyungwon and talk for a little bit then sleep. The latter didn’t sound too bad, actually. The idea of falling asleep while on the phone with him was oddly appealing.

Except, much to your dismay, someone knocked on the door to your apartment, and you had the sinking feeling it wasn’t who you wanted it to be. Sighing, you go to open the door and find your dad on the other side. “Wow, you’re visiting me quite frequently now. Is everything alright?” you asked, letting him step inside.

“With me? Of course. I just wanna make sure my little girl is safe, is all.” He replied, kicking off his shoes.

“Then what brings you to my quaint dwelling?” You walked to the refrigerator and got yourself a bottle of water.

“Is it so wrong to want some quality father daughter time?” The way your father was speaking told you something was wrong.

“Dad, just cut to the chase, please.” You took a sip of your water, leaning against the counter as you watched your dad take a seat on the couch.

“Well, as you know there’s these bad guys that I’m chasing, the mafia.” He started, and you began to understand why he was there. “They’ve been spotted on the CCTV in the area as of late. Hang on a sec, I have a picture from the CCTV.” You walked over to stand behind your father as he dug a folded picture out of his pocket. He showed you the picture, and in it you could clearly see two men walking down the street. You took the picture from your father, and held it close to your face. You knew these men, one of them was your soulmate.

The picture quality wasn’t great, and the only telltale details that it was Hyungwon and Minhyuk was the color of their hair. You were sure that if you didn’t know them, you’d never be able to guess who they were. “I have never seen these people.” You told your father, handing him back the picture.

“Well, be sure to keep an eye out. I know it’s hard to tell, and you can’t see color yet, but they have silver and red hair. Make sure to tell your friends about that. Also, we’re going to be closely surveying the area, so don’t freak out if you see a cop, it’s just my team.” Your father explained.

You nodded, but you weren’t really paying attention to what he was saying. You were trying to wrap your head around the fact that Hyungwon was part of the mafia. You weren’t surprised by the fact, after all it did make sense. Everything about him hints to the group. You were more worried about what would happen if he was caught, and if your father found out he was your soulmate.

“Do you wanna watch a Disney movie? Just like old times?” Your father turned and looked at you expectantly.

“Sorry, what?” You blinked, coming out of your thoughts and focusing your attention on your father.

“I said, do you wanna watch a movie?” He repeated.

“Oh, yeah sure. I’m down for that. Though I might fall asleep.” You went to your room to grab a blanket for you and your dad. You also grabbed your phone while you were at it.

“What movie do you wanna watch?” He asked when you came back out.

“Whatever, I don’t really care.” You answered, sitting down on the couch.

“Okay, then we’re watching Inside Out.” He declared, putting on the movie.

You rolled your eyes. He was obsessed with the movie, mostly because he thought it was cool that psychology played a huge roll in it, and his daughter majored in the subject.

Your thoughts began to drift to this new information about Hyungwon. Should you be caring that he was mafia? Probably. Did you? No. Deep down, you knew it was wrong, but when it really came down to it, you couldn’t do anything about it. Three months ago, this information would’ve made you pack your bags and fly to a far away country. Now, you were more willing to accept it.

One thing was for sure, you could not take him home to meet your family. If your father knew about him...well, there’s no telling what would happen, but it would be hellacious. As much as it pained you to admit, it would probably be best for everyone if you and Hyungwon didn’t see each other for awhile. At least until your father’s team lost interest in the area, though there was no telling how long that would take.

“So, I have an idea,” Your father spoke, interrupting your thoughts.

“What’s your idea…?” You asked cautiously.

“How would you feel about coming back home for a little while? At least until the area is no longer in danger, so that’d probably be about two or three months.”

“No. Dad, if it was that much of a problem, I would’ve heard about it before you told me. Besides, if you ask me, things have felt safer around here than in other parts.” You chewed on your lip.

“Y/n, you should know that just because it feels safe, doesn’t mean it is.”

“I know, but I like to trust my gut, and it’s telling I’m more safe here than somewhere else.”

“Are you sure? If you were home you’d have the best security.”

“Yes, Dad. I’m sure.”

He sighed, clearly not happy with your choice. You worried he’d have the bright idea to put more security guards on duty, but on the off chance he hasn’t thought of that, you didn’t say anything. You wouldn’t change your mind, and nothing could because you knew you were safe here. Hyungwon would protect you, and you were now absolutely positive that he’d do whatever it takes to make sure you were okay. If anything, the most secure place for you to be was with him.

Your phone buzzed in your lap, signalling you got a text.

(7:27pm) “How are you my Love?”

(7:27pm) “Were you able to get home okay?”

The texts, of course, were from Hyungwon.

(7:28pm) “Yes I got home safe”

(7:28pm) “I’m about ready to fall asleep” You told him

(7:29pm) “Then sleep”

(7:29pm) “I can’t”

(7:29pm) “My dad is here”

(7:30pm) “Oh”

(7:30pm) “Why is he there?”

(7:31pm) “Bc he was worried about crime in the area. He wants me to stay with him and mom for a bit bc of it”

(7:32pm) “Are you going to go?”

(7:33pm) “No”

(7:33pm) “Though I’d suggest you don’t come over for awhile”

(7:34pm) “Why not?”

“Who’re you texting?” Your head snapped up as your dad spoke.

“Sohyun,” you lied smoothly. Because you’ve grown up learning how to detect lies, you could fib your way through things easily. “She’s excited because she’s going to see the remake of Winnie the Pooh.”

“Do you wanna go see it?”

“Not really. If I do, I’d want to do it alone.”

You felt your phone vibrate in your lap, but you ignored it. You’d talk to Hyungwon later about everything. For now, you didn’t want to raise your father's suspicion.

You had to wonder, what exactly was it that Hyungwon and his team do? How many lives have they taken? And at the same time, how many have they saved? Were they the kind of mafia like Al Capone’s? Or was it more of a name? Clearly they’ve done some beastly things, if your father was after them. But what is it they did? Would you be dragged into it? You could turn a blind eye if you pretended it wasn’t Hyungwon in the picture, but if it hit you in the face you wouldn’t be able to ignore it. Was it wrong for you to ignore it?

This was a battle of morale. Was it really okay for you to be with Hyungwon? You wanted to be. He pulled you in and held you close like he was the sun. You gravitated towards him, like the earth was attracted towards the sun. To be fair with yourself, you knew deep down, that he was a despicable person, and yet, you chose to be with him. So yes, you could turn a blind eye.

You were finding it difficult to keep your eyes open, but you weren’t ready to fall asleep. On top of that, you were worried your father would see your phone, and read your texts. Then he’d know you were lying about who you were texting, and after finding out he’d look into who Hyungwon was and discover he was the one in the picture. However; despite your best efforts to stay up, your eyes closed, and you were fast asleep.

You woke with a start. Someone was banging furiously on your door, and your phone was ringing. Your dad must’ve moved you from the couch to your bed, you realized after taking in your surroundings.

The first thing you did was look at your phone. You thought it’d be Hyungwon calling you at this hour, but it was Youngjae. The call stopped, and you were greeted with a plethora of messages and missed phone calls from both Hyungwon and Youngjae.

The most recent text was from Hyungwon, telling you to open the door. You threw your phone onto your bed as you got up, walking out and going to the front door. The moment you opened it, you saw a flash of pink as Hyungwon lunged at you, wrapping his arms around your body. You barely had time to close the door before you were engulfed by him.

“Your hair is pink.” You commented, caught off guard by the sudden ambush.

“You were in danger, and the first thing you say is ‘your is hair pink’?” He asked incredulously, taking off his face mask.

“I wasn’t in danger?” You said, but it came out as more of a confused question.

“The meter on my arm said otherwise.” He countered, pulling back to look at your face.

“I wasn’t in danger though. I was sleeping.” You looked up at him, trying to understand how you could’ve been in danger. He reached up and pushed a stray hair out of you face.

“What happened before you fell asleep?” He asked gently.

“I don’t know. I fell asleep while my dad was still here.” You told him. “Although, I did wake up to a series of texts from Youngjae. Not too sure why.”

“Have you read them?”

“No. I saw your text to open the door, so I did that.”

“Do you mind if I read them?”

You shook your head, “No, I don’t care.”

You stepped back and took his hand in yours, pulling him to your room. You sat down on your bed and unlocked your phone as he sat down next to you. You briefly scrolled through the messages and began to understand why you might have been in danger. You handed him the phone without saying anything.

He frowned, scanning through the messages. “‘Y/n, I changed my major.’ ‘I’m majoring in psychology now because of you.’ ‘Why aren’t you answering me.’ ‘You need to answer me.’ ‘Aren’t you proud?’ ‘If you don’t answer me I’ll go to your house.’ ‘I know where you live.’ ‘Y/n, you’ll regret it if you don’t answer me.’” Hyungwon read the texts out loud, glancing at you as he did. “And you still wanna tell me you weren’t in danger?” He raised an eyebrow.

“Well, I can see why I might’ve been in danger,” You admitted, “but I really had no idea.”

“You know what worried me the most?” He asked, putting his arm around your shoulders and pulled you into him. When you didn’t answer, he continued, “You said that I shouldn’t come over for awhile.”

“Oh, sorry. Yeah, I didn’t get a chance to elaborate because I fell asleep.” You bit your lip, “Since my dad is worried about these couple of big criminals in the area, his team is gonna be around here a lot. And I don’t exactly want my dad to know about us yet so…I’m just worried he’ll see you.”

“Criminals?” This piqued his interest, “Y/n...are you safe here?”

“I’d like to think I am.” You replied, internally rolling your eyes. Of course you were safe.

“What kind of criminals?” He asked.

“I don’t know. I think my dad said it was people from the mafia group he’s been after.”

“Y/n...are you sure you’re safe? It’s the mafia. They’re a dangerous group.”

“I know. But all things considered, I’m pretty safe. You just proved it too because you came running even if I wasn’t in immediate danger.”

He sighed, running his hand over his face. “That’s not the point Y/n. I might not always be able to come for you.”

“Hyungwon,” you stopped him, putting your hand on his knee. “I know I’m safe because the mafia isn’t threatening me.”

“How can you know?” He asked cautiously, trying to read your eyes.

“Because it’s you.” You said simply.

Hyungwon looked like he had the life knocked out of him. He stared at you, side eyed and pale. “How do you know if it’s me?”

“My dad showed me a picture from the CCTV. It was you and Minhyuk. The hair kinda gave it away.”

“You’re not-“ he paused, fishing for words, “you’re not freaking out?”

“No.”

“You’re just accepting the idea that I’m mafia?”

“Yes.”

“Why?”

“Because,” you sighed, “it’s too late for me to hate you for something like that. We’ve already begun the bonding process, and I already know what your soul looks like. It’s okay.”

He looked dumbstruck, like he didn’t know what to say. “What if I told you I was the head of the organization?”

“It wouldn’t make that much of a difference I suppose.” You answered. Honestly you were surprised you were totally okay with this. Something in your gut told you that it wasn’t as bad as everyone made it seem.

“It’s still dangerous out here for you.” He said, “especially now that you know I’m the mafia that your dad is after.”

“I don’t plan on telling my dad, if that’s what you’re concerned about.”

“No. I’m not worried about that. I know you won’t.”

“Then what are you concerned about?”

“Your safety.”

“Are you trying to suggest that I move in with you and the boys?”

“If you’re in danger, I wouldn’t be opposed to that.”

“So then is that a yes?”

“Do you want to?”

“Would it make you feel better?”

“Yes. Of course it would. But would it make you feel better?”

“Hyungwon, I feel protected when I’m with you. Though I’ll be honest, it doesn’t make much of a difference to me.”

“Think about it, and when you decide, let me know. Whatever you want to do, you can do.”

“Okay.”

“Though for now, I’m not letting you be alone.”

“Is this you telling me you’re going to kiss me?”

“I don’t know, do you want me to kiss you?”

“Yes.”

He didn’t waste a second. His lips were on yours, kissing you fervently. Your arms draped over his shoulders as he carefully pushed you onto your back, his forearm acting as a pillow for your head. You sighed into the kiss, any train of thought leaving your mind.

He hovered over you, threading his fingers through your hair. You shifted a little to get in a more comfortable position, running your hands along his shoulders. A gentle smile grew on his lips as he kissed you. You both had gotten comfortable with each other nearly instantaneously. You were on the same wavelength, perfectly in sync.

As you moved your hand to his chest, you accidentally smacked his shoulder.

He broke the kiss and began laughing.

“You totally just ruined the mood.” You grumbled.

“Darling, it was you who slapped my shoulder.” He replied.

“Correction, I smacked, not slapped. And I didn’t mean to do that.”

“Pardon my ignorance, I couldn’t tell the difference.”

You smacked him in the head this time, which only caused him to laugh more.

“Let’s just go to sleep.” You mumbled.

“Yes, Dear.” He pulled the blankets over the two of you, and drew you into his chest.

“Goodnight.” You whispered, closing your eyes.

“Goodnight, Love.”

[pinkforyoongi]

Single dad | Yoongi

Yoongi x reader

fluff

word count: 2090

warnings: none(?)

A/N: i’m just really Yoongspired 🤷‍♀ to those who are still waiting for their requests to be fulfilled, sorry! i’m still working on them, i’m just posting some of my drafts in the meanwhile as i’m still quite busy. i haven’t forgotten! ♥

he'd be such a hardworking dad tbh

he'd have two kids; a one year old and a three year old

both boys

and both got their daddy's looks

whenever he'd go outside with his babies he'd get so many girls and boys melting at the sight of him walking hand in hand with his older baby and the younger one cradled to his chest

grandmas love him honestly

the older boy would be so sweet and bubbly while the younger one would be shy and rarely let out a sound

however he would cry at night a lot

yoongi would often take his older son to their grandmas house so he could sleep better while he tended to the younger ones nightly cryings and needs

he'd love his kids with all he had

it was tough living with two kids as a single dad but he wasn't one to give up easily

then you'd come into picture

you'd move into an apartment right below his

a new city, new apartment, new start, new everything

you wouldn't know anyone

then randomly the day after you'd moved in you'd run into yoongi and his kiddo on the staircase

actually you'd literally run into him

you'd be looking down at your bag of dirty laundry and the next second you had walked into someone's chest 🤦

immediately you'd be like "omg omg i'm so sorry!!!"

especially when you noticed the kid holding on to his daddy's hand like his life depended on it

then you'd look up

and holy shit????

he's h o t

"no it was me, sorry"

for a sec you'd be just staring at him in a trance

until reality hit you when you saw the kid tug his dad's sleeve

yoongi would be about to walk past you and out the door but-

"wait!"

he'd turn around and stare at you expectantly

"do you happen to live here?"

"yes?"

"i was wondering where the laundry room was..... i'm new here"

yoongi would open his mouth to reply but his son would beat him to it

"daddy is on his way there too!! you could come with us :)"

"really?"

yoongi would sigh and give his son a look of "seriously?"

but then he'd give in and nod his head

"follow us"

you'd thank him loads and scurry after the two extremely cute boys

"i'm (y/n) btw"

"min yoongi"

"and who might you be?" you'd ask the baby

his eyes would light up like "omg they asked me!!! for my name!!! i like them"

he'd giddily introduce himself and shake your hand

from the inside you'd screaming bc !!! how cute !!!

yoongi would lead you to the laundry room and he would be about to leave

but he'd think "well shit they're actually nice"

so he'd turn around and be like

"hey look... i live in the apartment right above yours so if you need anything.... you know...." as he'd scratch the back of his neck

his son would just be nodding his head vigorously, agreeng like "ye :)"

you'd blush and smile at the ground and thank him

then yoongi would leave and you'd want to rip your hair out of your head because those two were so frigging adorable

every now and then you'd run into yoongi on the staircase again

or even in the laundry room

you two would have casual neighbourly conversations and sometimes when he had his kiddo with him you'd suddenly remember like "oh!! would you look at this i forgot this piece of candy in my pocket by accident!" and give it to him

the kid would basically love you already

he'd excitedly tell you he had a little brother who was very quiet but loud by night

yoongi would then worriedly ask you if you'd heard his cries at night

and you'd say no, you had always slept like a baby

pun intended

then finally you'd actually meet the baby in question

you'd be on your way to the store and yoongi would be on his way back to his apartment with his baby in his arms

before yoongi would even notice you were in the same space with him

you'd make eyecontact with his baby

and his eyes would be mesmerizing

you'd just stare at each other for a while without moving

the babies fist would be in his mouth and he would have been chewing on it

but he'd stop the second his eyes met yours

then yoongi would look up and see you

"oh hey (y/n) how are yo-"

"can i touch your baby"

"wha- uhh sure"

you'd carefully offer your finger for the baby

and like magic

he would carefully grab it and hold it

yoongi would be like !! :O !! they're communicating

and you would be

you'd smile at the baby and he'd smile back at you like you two had a connection

"nice to meet you baby"

the baby would let out a soft baby sound

by now yoongi thought you were a magician bc??? is that??? his baby??? not being shy??? in front of a stranger??????

but he wouldn’t say anything he was too scared to break any telepathy sessions you two had going on

until he’d remember he had to go pick his other kiddo up from kindergarden

and you actually had stuff to do too

so you’d awkwardly say your goodbyes

and you’d wave at his baby who’d grin at you

a few days would go by again and you don’t see yoongi or his children

you’d both be focused on your own personal and busy lives

you trying to balance studying and work

and him working and taking care of his angels as he likes to call them

then one rainy evening

you’d be studying on your laptop as per usual

when all of a sudden the electricity would go out

and just your luck your laptop would also run out of battery the exact moment

like God or some higher force had just done it on purpose

you’d throw your hands in the air in frustration, hoping your dumb laptop would have at least saved your work

you’d look around your apartment and think of a way to fix the situation

“ahh well now that the power is gone i might as well do some vacuuming”

until you’d realize vacuuming also requires electricity..... 

(A/N: this has happened to me before. i’m dumb)

so you’d just sit on your couch staring at your clock with your arms crossed

after about 20 minutes of no electricity you’d give up and decide to go investigate the situation further

you’d slip your slippers on and pad your way to the staircases

when all of a sudden you’d bump into someone in the darkness

and you’d scold yourself mentally for not taking a flashlight with you

“shit, sorry” you’d mumble but before you could do anything else the stranger would grab your shoulders and you’d look up

your eyes would adjust to the darkness enough to realize it was indeed Min Yoongi

a deja vu would hit you as you’d whisper out his name and notice this time he was all by himself

you’d also notice he was slightly out of breath

“(Y/N), what happened to the power?” he’d ask in a raspy voice

your body would freeze at his tone and you’d try to open your mouth and tell him you didn’t know and was trying to figure it out but--

you’d just blink at him

by now your eyes would have adjusted to the darkness enough for you to see his features

his expression was soft, eyes unreadable

but he was looking at you

“I-......”

all of a sudden Yoongi would push your body backwards until you back would come in contact with the wall

he’s hands would be on each side of you head, blocking you between his body and the wall

your breath would be caught in your throat and adrenaline pumping into your veins

you wouldn’t know what was going on

he wouldn’t know what was going on

but something was controlling both of your bodies

the built up tension perhaps?

before you’d even know it his lips would be on yours so softly

you’d place your hand on his cheek and hold it carefully

and soon after you’d have your legs wrapped around his waist, hands behind his neck and he’d be carrying you up the stairs into his apartment, never breaking the kiss

you would be in his apartment for the first time but it was no time for a house tour, you were kinda busy doing something else wink wonk

he’d lay you down on something soft and you assumed it was his bed

which it was

he went to kiss your neck hungrily and you’d have time to think things through a bit

“yoongi” you’d whisper his name

“mm?” he’d mumble against your neck, not stopping what he was doing

“what about your kids? aren’t they home?”

it would pull at Yoongis heart strings that you were actually worried for his kids in a situation like this

“older one is at grandmas, younger one is asleep in the other room” he’d quickly explain and get back to your neck

“okay” you’d whisper back and go with the flow

...

after a while of rolling around in the sheets if you know what i mean

you’d both be laying on your backs on his bed

yoongi would be catching his breath and he’d be about to ask you something

but as he’d turn to face you he’d find your eyes closed and breathing steady

letting out a huff, he’d close his eyes and decide to drift to unconsciousness as well

but right in that instant his baby would start crying :(

he’d visibly cringe

as much as he loved his baby, he also loved to sleep during the night like normal people

and right now he was extremely tired

knowing his baby wouldn’t stop before he’d go and comfort, he’d force his body up before the baby would wake you up

the baby would be rolling around in his crib uncomfortably, crying his eyes out like he always did

Yoongi would know by now what would calm him down so instead of picking the baby up, he’d try to soothe his head softly

but just like usual, the baby wouldn’t quit crying

from the corner of his eye Yoongi would see your figure padding over to the crib

you’d crouch down in front of it and stick your finger near the baby from between the bars of the crib

as soon as he’d see your finger, he would stop crying and turn to look at it confusedly

once he’d make eye contact with you it was like you two were communicating again

Yoongi would watch in awe as you’d smile at his baby

“can I pick you up now?” you’d ask the baby and once you didn’t hear him protest you’d stand up

you’d look at Yoongi for permission and he would nod

it seemed like you knew what you were doing so he wasn’t going to stop you

you’d pick the baby up in your arms and start stroking his back soothingly

and little by little his sobs would die down

there you were and there he was

all Yoongi could do was just stare at you, cradling his baby child, wearing one of his t-shirts

??? he hadn’t even noticed you were wearing his t-shirt but??? you looked good

by now Yoongi would think you were an actual baby whisperer

but you were just you :)

“he’s never done this before”

“hm?”

“he’s never fallen asleep in someone else’s arms except for mine”

you’d then realize the baby was quiet because he had fallen asleep on you aww

a smile would spread on your face because once again you couldn’t believe how cute Min Yoongi and his kids were

after you two would be sure the baby was asleep, you’d carefully lay him back down on his crib

“sleep in my apartment tonight and i’ll make you breakfast in the morning. it’s the least i could do to thank you”

“oh no! you don’t have to, really”

“i insist :) he’s never fallen back asleep so quickly”

shyly, you’d agree and the two of you would quietly tip toe back to his bed

“sorry i took your shirt by the way”

“it’s fine. it looks better on you than it does on me anyway”

[hxxchans]

my thoughts on ‘GO’ by NCT dream

okay so before i start, i wanna let yall know that i dont normally make text posts and i have no idea how people do the bullet pointed lists so im winging this 100%. this is just what i noticed and my personal opinion on the mv okay lets start :) (im gonna restart the mv and write as i watch) - okay right off the bat, marks(? correct me if im wrong) eyes looked sO COOL - what marks wearing when he says "aye change your ways" looks like what he wore in one of the boy videos - AAAAH OKAY WOW HAECHAN IS C O M I N G FOR ME IN THIS COMEBACK WOW BOI I MEAN YOURE ALREADY MY ULT SO CAN YOU CHILL PLZ - haechans vocals and visuals and just everything are fucking kILLING IT in this video (they are normally too but) - i really like the choreo for this tbh - i approve of all of the outfits in this tbfh - if jaemin could stop atTACKING ME THATD BE GREAT - i dont understand how they can go from chewing gum to this in just over a yEAR - jeno looked so cute when he tried to scare haechan - esp his smile afterward hhhh - renjuns vOCALS IN THIS ARE SO????GOOD??? I MEAN THEY ALWAYS ARE BUT JUST WOW I DIDNT KNOW HE VOICE COULD GO AS LOW AS IT DOES IN THIS?? - renjun looks so good in this with the dark hair, the outfit, and the sunglasses like O O F - chenle fucking killed it with his solos tbfh - and his outfit looks really good on him - WE'RE SO YOUUNG WE'RE SO FREAKAAY - WE BE SCREAMING GOOO GO GO GO - jeno looks so good - honestly they all look really really reALLY good in this - jisunggggg yessss coming thru with his magical dancing skillsss - jaemin reminds me alot of jaehyun in this mv tbfh like his hair color and his overall attitude - jaemins arms look real good in his black shirt and silver vest thingy - renjuns "no way" and jenos "yep" kILLED ME - haechan and renjuns backup/background vocals throughout this entire song were sO GOOD - if chenle could stop stARING INTO MY SOUL DURING HIS CLOSE UPS THATD BE GREATY APPRECIATED - haechan looks really good in red (not new information but i thought id say it anyways) - OKAY LETS PAUSE FOR A SEC BC I NEED A MINUTE TO PROCESS JAEMIN BEING IN THE RAP LINE - I WAS UNAWARE THAT JAEMIN IS A RAPPER SO THIS MADE ME ALMOST THROW MY LAPTOP - HE DEFO HAS THE VOICE FOR IT BUT I JUST WASNT EXPECTING HIM TO BE A RAPPER OR FOR HIM TO BE THIS GOOD AS A RAPPER - Y E E E S S S JENO LEEEEE - i love when they let jeno rap bc honestly hes really good at it and i can tell he enjoys it - whats kinda sad is that im 89% sure this is the most lines ive ever seen jeno get and its still not a whole lot - yesss morrkkk - slay me with your rap onCE AGAIN - okay so its over now heres my final thoughts: - they all look really really good - this song is really good and they all look like theyre genuinely having a good time filming this - im sad/kinda mad tho bc im 97% sure jisung didnt get aNY lines - but overall, this is really good and i cannot express through words just how proud of them i am

[lukeysgirl]

Road Trip || c.h

tbfh i was writing car sex w/ cal but i deleted it bc i thought it was trash omg (i dont think this was amazingly written, pls forgive me ;[)

Warning: this is fucking l o n g. 

I M A G I N E [SMUT]

“Baby.” You heard a soft voice call to you in your head. You were sleeping soundly, until this voice kept sounding in your head. Your eyes fluttered open slowly, introducing you to the dimly lit car. The car stumbled upon a bump, allowing you to float in air for just a moment. 

“Calum?” You croaked, leaning up properly as you weaved your arms out of the blanket. Letting own a yawn, you felt a finger poke your nose gently. Crinkling it, you turn over to see Calum give you a big, goofy smile. 

“Hi, baby,” Calum greeted you softly, having you adjust your uncomfortable belt before looking at Calum clearly. He looked exhausted, his eyes slightly squinted. His almond eyes were coated with exhaustion but he looks so excited to see you. His smile lifted up his cheeks and caused small wrinkles to appear at the end of his eyes. 

“Hi,” you leaned over to the drivers seat and planted a tender kiss on Calum’s cheek before going back to your seat. Calum’s smile got a bit wider as his big hands firmly held the wheel. You observed your boyfriend momentarily, seeing him in a simple grey hoodie and navy blue sweats. He also had a beanie hung on his head, near close to falling off but not quite there. “What happened, bubba?” 

“We’re reaching a stop soon,” Calum informed as he kept straight. He glanced at you and grinned before his eyes were yet again set on the road. “I need to refill the car so you can go in the shop and get snacks. You also said you wanted to pee, so I figured you’d want to be awake for the opportunity.” 

“Oh yeah!” You recalled, having Calum chuckle a bit. “I’d like to pee. I would also like some M&Ms...” Calum put his hand by the cup holders and began shifting around to fish out his wallet. He tossed it to you gently, having you catch the leather entity before you. You take out some money for the gas and quickly shove it in Calum’s pocket. 

“Thanks, Y/N,” Calum comments, smiling as he turned at an exit. You began to see the gas station uncover itself, seeing various cars and trucks already stopped for their own vacant tanks. You removed the blanket from you and dropped it to your feet. You as well were in lazy attire, with black crocs, loose jean shorts, and one of Calum’s burgundy shirts. You confidently had a 5SOS hoodie slipped on as well. As Calum stopped at one of the fuel dispensers, you quickly unbuckled and shoved the wallet in the pocket of the hood. 

“D’you want anything, Cal?” You hummed, watching as Calum put some thought. 

“Can you get me some Doritos and water? I’m super thirsty, baby,” Calum said with a snort, indicating a dirty joke that made you giggle. Shaking your head, you fled out of the car, with Calum proceeding, and shut it behind you. You entered the cool night, feeling a refreshing breeze strike you as you entered the small shop. 

“Mama, I want this candy!”

“Arlyn, I already told you that we can’t go...”

“I gotta pee!” 

Chatter strikes from all over as you walked around the shop. You swiftly made it to the snacks area and picked up several bags of chips, a big bag of M&Ms and some gum. You felt a lot of weight on you as you struggled to carry everything. You went to the cold beverages area but had a tough time actually trying to get any. 

“Need a basket, Miss?” A voice offered you. You turn to your left to see one of the gas station workers. He offered you the red basket, with a soft smile painted on his face. 

“Thank you so much,” you sighed, smiling as you dumped everything in the basket. Taking it from the polite stranger, you squinted your eyes to see his name tag. “Thank you, Matt. I really needed this, aha.” 

“I noticed,” Matt responded, giving you a wide grin as he began to scratch the back of your head. “Would I be coming on too strong if I said I found you gorgeous?” You blushed slightly, accepting the compliment but knowing he was nothing close to what Calum is for you. 

“A bit, but thank you for the compliment,” you said, kindly smiling at him as you opened the refrigerator to take out 2 water bottles and a bottle of Sprite. You also grabbed out some orange juice and decided that getting Calum a sandwich would be a good idea. 

“So are you with anyone right now?” Matt asked, having you abruptly turn to him in disgust from misinterpretation. “I mean, in a car or something. You wouldn’t just come here for the shop, would you?” 

“Ah, nah,” you breathed, blushing a bit from embarrassment. “Yeah, I’m with someone. We’re on a road trip together and this is one of the many stops we’ve been at so far with many more to come.”

“You guys going far?” Matt asked as he began to lean against the fridge. 

“Quite, actually,” you informed as you began to go to the Subway to order Calum his sandwich. As you did, Matt was going on and on about his fit he was. Your head ignored most of his words as you received the warm sandwich in a wrap. “Thank you,” you breathed as you began for the cashier. 

“So, do you ever think I can see you again?” Matt asked quietly as you began to place your items on the purchase desk. You met eyes with his co-worker for a brief second, having her give you a warning look as she checked out your items. 

“I doubt it,” you said bluntly as you watched the cashier pack your items. You take out Calum’s wallet, opening it up to reveal hundreds. You knew he had a lot of money, but you didn’t like to show it in public, even though you weren’t flaunting it. 

“Woah, you’re loaded!” Matt comments, his breath right at your ear. He was invading space-- your space. He was practically an inch away from your back, having nerves develop as you closed the wallet. “No offence, but you’re a girl. What would you be doing with a wallet?”

“It’s mine, actually,” Calum’s voice rung, having you look over to see your boyfriend enter with a stern expression. The scent of cigarette entered your nose as he came up to you and quickly wrapped his arm around your waist. You felt him pull you close, making you blush from his abrupt assertiveness. “Sup man?”

“Nothin’ much, bro,” Matt said quietly, his face going pale as he awkwardly began to walk away. You giggled silently as Calum went to the counter, grabbed the items, and began leading the both of you out the shop. He was completely silent as he led you to the gorgeous ride the both of you have been driving in. Entering shotgun, you held the goods and watched as Calum went to enter the car. 

“I hate letting you go alone into shops and shit like that,” Calum growls as he turns the engine on. He begins to pull away from the gas station and enter the highway again. “Like I know, you’re super beautiful and all that, but people have to consider that not everyone is single.”

“So why didn’t you consider that when you asked me out the first time you met me?” You teased, snickering at Calum, whose cheeks got a little hot. 

“Shut up,” he mutters as he tightens his grip on the wheel. You giggled a bit, having his heart flutter from your laughter. “So what’d you get from Subway’s, love? Got yourself a sandwich?”

“I got you a sandwich, actually,” you piped, revealing his large sub as he stared with awe. You opened it for him and held it as he took several large bites. 

“You’re legit the best girlfriend,” he said in a muffled voice as he chewed on his sandwich. You smiled, helping him finish up the entire sub as you began to put the scraps back in the bag. “Can you open the water for me, love?”

“Sure,” you gladly obliged, grabbing the water bottle and opening it. Offering it to your boyfriend, Calum keeps his eyes on the road as he uses one hand to grab it. He begins drinking it, until he accidentally hit a bump and got water all over him. 

“Fucks sake!” Calum groaned, having you take the water as he pulls over at a resting point. Turning off the engine for a sec, he looks irritated at his now wet clothing. You quickly pass him napkins as he dabs his clothing with haste. “Fuck me...” 

You pout as your eyes started from his torso and started going down. You scan down to see a wet spot at Calum’s crotch, making you a little eager to make the situation better. You abruptly start removing your sweater, having Calum look at you with a puzzled look. 

“Y/N?” He asked quietly as lust glossed your eyes. 

“How about we do something while those wet clothes of yours dries?” You hummed, having Calum look at you with a bit of surprise as you turned off the car light as moved a bit closer to Calum. Still in your seat, you lean over to him and began pulling down his sweatpants. He immediately helped, getting them to his knees as you were now revealed to his Calvin Klein underwear. His erection was already beginning to show. 

“I haven’t even done anything yet,” you murmured, blushing at his developing bulge. Although you couldn’t see, Calum was purely red at the cheeks. 

“Th-the water was cold,” Calum choked, making you bite your bottom lip as you pulled down his underwear to reveal his dick. Veins crawled down it as it sprung up quickly. Quickly taking it into your hands, you begin to stroke it up and down. “Mm, Y/N...” The veins on his member made the motion a bumpy ride, but it was nonetheless sexy and you were more than eager to put him in your mouth. 

“I’m gonna use my mouth now, okay baby?” Basically requesting consent, you hear a moaned ‘yes’ escape the Maori boys lips. You leaned down and gave his tip a gentle kiss before slowly taking all you can into your mouth. 

“Ah-- ah-- mfuck, Y/N,” Calum groaned, his head going back as car lights pass by your dark one. His back began to arch a bit, with his large hands strongly grabbing onto his chair. You bob your head up and down his hard member, with your tongue swirling around it as you did. You then felt Calum’s hand weave into your hair, pushing you deeper onto him as you sucked his dick. “F-faster, Princess...”

Flashes of lights burst as cars rush past you. It was intriguing to know how oblivious the drivers are to your sinning. But you didn’t care, and Calum couldn’t care less. He looked down at you adoringly as you sucked him off contently. 

“I l-love your lips around my c-cock, baby girl, mmf,” Calum sputters, pure euphoria channeling all over his body as he held your head. His tip was poking at your throat every few bobs, having you feel afraid to vomit. But you trusted Calum and he wouldn’t go so far. “B-but if you k-keep this up, I’m gonna--” you quickly began to hum,  having Calum release a load growl as he pulled you off of his dick. It made a ‘pop!’ sound as you began breathing heavily. Pre-cum was ornate all over your mouth, 

“’Cum,’ right?” You teased, giving him a smirk as you licked off Calum’s juices from your mouth. Your core was burning hot and only increasing as you stared at Calum’s now sweaty state. Calum grabbed your chin between his index finger and thumb, gently tugging it towards you to plant a kiss on your lips. He kissed you hungrily, immediately shoving his tongue into your mouth as he claimed dominance. 

“Let’s move to the back,” Calum spoke on your lips, feeling the vibrations of his words on yours. You began taking off your shoes, removing your socks with them. As you were going to remove your sweater really quick, Calum grabbed your shoulder and stopped you. “Strip for me, baby girl.” 

“What did you think I was gonna do?” you whispered, watching him sit back as you quickly removed your sweater. You tossed your sweater down to your feet as your hands ran down your breasts to the hem of Calum’s shirt. You slowly removed it, having your breasts get goosebumps from the sudden loss of heat. You glance up at Calum, who was biting his bottom lip harshly from desire. Reaching for the back strap of your bra, you un-clipped it and allowed your breasts to bounce freely. 

“Holy fuck,” Calum breathed, his hand stroking his dick slowly as your breasts were now free and revealed to your horny boyfriend. You giggled, feeling slightly shy but still confident due to his reactions. “Get in the back, Princess. I’ll finish undressing you.” 

“Okay, daddy,” you hummed, making Calum freeze as you hopped into the backseats. You sat down and looked at Calum, giving him an innocent smile as you waited patiently for him to join. You even moved over so he had space to hop into the back with you. 

“Now you’re asking for it, Y/N,” Calum growled, the husk in his voice making you more excited. You watched as he completely took off his pants and underwear before making his difficult trip to the back. He was so tall that it made you giggle to see him struggle. “You laughin’ at me, baby?”

“It was amusing to watch you,” you admitted, giggling a bit as he gave you a jokingly stern face. But he quickly got serious, as he took your hip and flipped you over so you were on your hands and knees in the back. Immediately, you felt his hands grab onto your shorts, pulling them down desperately. Your underwear was now revealed to Calum, having him giggle at the unicorn panties you had on. 

“You’re so cute, Y/N,” Calum chuckled as his hands began rubbing up the back of your thighs. You then felt his fingers press against your pussy, feeling your wet undergarments as it continued to get moist. 

“C-Calum,” you shrieked a bit, flushing from the abrupt touch as he began to rub your panties into your pussy. Pleasure erupted from the action, loving how Calum’s fingers felt against your sex. “P-please hurry...”

“Impatient, are we?” Calum asked, having you nod vigorously as your ass twitched from his fingers digging between your panties and sex. You felt his fingers slightly enter your pussy, rubbing against your smooth clit gently as you desperately leaned against the window. You felt Calum withdraw his hand as it proceed with the sound of plastic being opened. He suddenly spanked your left buttcheek, having you squeal from the impact. 

“C-Cal!” You shrieked, getting a chuckle from Calum before his hands wrapped themselves on your waist. He stood up a little straighter, but still a little slouched due to the low car roof above the two of you. 

“Lower your bum a little bit, baby,” Calum cooed, having you lower yourself just a bit. Your hands were firmly pressed against the window, with your forehead and breasts just 2 inches from it. “You ready for me, babygirl?”

“Mm--” before you can respond, he slammed into you, feeling his entire length now inside you. “A-ah, C-Cal--!” He proceeded to thrust inside you with all his power, having your breasts hitting the cold glass of the window in front of you. Your nipples went erect from the cool sensation as it kept hitting the window with every thrust Calum did inside you. Your fingers desperately wanted to wrap themselves around something, having them slightly bend as your fingertips were pressed on it. 

“I wish I spilled my water at the gas station,” Calum groaned as his fingers began digging into your waist. “So I could’ve taken you right then and there, so he could see the pleasure I was giving you.” 

“C-Cal I’m gon-na--” you chocked a bit as Calum fastened his pace. 

“He could never make you feel this fucking good,” Calum announced, his hard dick coming in and out of you as fast as he could. “You better cum good and hard for me, babygirl.” With those words, you immediately released, cursing and screaming Calum’s name. You felt Calum cum in the condom, having yourself feeling further pleasure before Calum pulled out. He pressed his face on your bum, with his tongue reaching into your leaking vagina. He was eating your release, having you moan louder in pure ecstasy. 

“Mm, C-Cal,” you breathed heavily, with your chest heaving as you were still pressed against the window. Calum quickly grabbed you by your hips and turned you around, allowing you to sit and see your boyfriend breathing just as heavy. He licked his lips as sweat was dripped down your neck and right off your erect nipples. 

“I want more,” Calum growled, getting right on top of you as he began to suck on your erect nipple.