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I really want one of the Gotham baddies to challenge Tucker to one of their lil hackathon bits
All “ah yes in the physical world blah blah blah but this is our true battlefield!”
And then Tucker just
Siccs Technus on them
And listen said baddie ain’t wrong that is definitely cheating and unfair and bullshit but Tucker knows the number one rule:
If you can’t beat the henchmen you don’t get the final boss fight
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#dead and loving it is too big already#it can’t have another mini plotline#it just can’t#it might
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Rubatosis;
The unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat
•Captain Curly x reader
Chat bare with me I'm trying out a new aesthetic because I'm sick and tired of my blog being UGLY and CHAOTIC so I'm using dividers and sticking to a color scheme for the first time don't judge me pls
Summary; Winter storm, blackout, no heater; the worst things that could've happened on your only weekend off. Luckily, your boyfriend Curly knows how to keep you warm.
Tw/cw; Afab!reader, pre established relationships (you guys are dating), cursing, the word 'radiate" is used like 20 times don't mind that chat, no use of y/n just curly calling you various pet names, no prep like at all(slight fingering????), curly whimpers, the smut is actually really unnecessary but ignore that too, piv, pwp??, unsafe sex, cumming INSIDE!!!, praise kink, curly talks you through it (I think)
Not proofread
You curl up with as many blankets as you can, shivering and watching your breath become visible from the cold. You can feel your body go numb as all you can do is wait for your power to come back on. It's been out for the past hour, and with the awful snow storm that just rolled through your town, you can tell it isn't coming back on anyime soon.
Sounds come from outside your window, sounds that you can barely hear over the cold chattering of your teeth. A car parking in your driveway, a car door opening and closing, and heavy feet making their way to your front door, shaking the doorknob while trying to open it.
The door creeks open, followed by the sound of heavy winds. You can hear footsteps walk into your house, closing the door, and walking towards the bedroom you now reside in.
"Sorry about the wait, love. I tried to leave work as soon as I heard about the power outage, but thought it would be best to stop somewhere to get some things to warm you up." It was your boyfriend, Curly, who you had no idea was coming over. Yet here you are, shaking in a cold bed as he roots through the bags he brought with him.
As he digs through the bags, seemingly looking for something specific, he throws miscellaneous items on your bed. Chocolates, a candle, a box of matches, more chocolates, and a bottle of wine. "Since we're basically trapped in here till the storm is over, I thought we could make the most of it. Have a romantic weekend or something.. I tried getting things I knew you'd like."
Just then, he finds what he was looking for; hand warmers. Ripping open the packaging, he walks to your side of the bed, handing you all that was in the box. The heat radiating from them was almost hurting you, but burning doesn't feel so bad when you're freezing.
Curly leaves the room for a moment, coming back with two wine glasses in hand; placing them on your bedside table. He takes off his work uniform, leaving him in only an undershirt and pants. You hold out your arms to him, signalling that you want him to be in bed with you. He smiles, lifting up the blankets and laying next to you.
You shiver, feeling his warm hands touch your cold body. "Poor thing.. I wish I could've been here sooner, maybe prevent you from getting to this state." He says softly, kissing your forehead as he raps his arms around your waist, pulling you into his chest.
"I'm glad you're here.." you say, dozing off. The warmth Curly radiates was more than enough to make your body become less tense. Your hands make their way to his chest, pressing gently as you bury your head in the crook of his neck.
"I know you are, love, and I'm glad to be here, too." He whispered softly, hands traveling from your waist to your hips. He lifts your shirt up slightly, moving his fingertips to your now exposed skin. "Fuck, you're freezing." You could hear the concern in his voice, switching from just his fingertips to his whole hand. "Does that feel better? Are you warmer now?"
You nod. Everything about him was warm, a stark contrast from how cold you currently are. Any part of him that was directly touching you was doing wonders for your current state. "Use your words, love." Even when you're freezing, Curly will still find a way to tease you. This world is so cruel.
You sigh, "yeah, that feels better. Thank you." He smiles, happy with your answer. He pulls your body closer to his, your chest flush against his own. His fingertips move in a circular motion, trying to keep you calm. Which, to his credit, is working.
With the warmth of your beloved boyfriend mixed with the light musk scent of the cologne he always wore, you were falling asleep quickly. He could feel your eyelashes flutter shut against his neck, followed by your soft breathing hitting his skin. He presses a small kiss on your forehead, pulling you just the slightest bit closer to himself before dozing off.
Your eyes slowly open, groaning out as you realize it's still cold in your room. You try to back away, but Curlys grip on you tightens. He shifts slightly as he begins to wake up, hands moving from your waist, to his eyes, to your waist again. "Good morning, beautiful.. lovely seeing you here." He says in a raspy tone, indicating he just woke up.
You smile, curling back into his grasp. "Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you up." You say in an almost hushed voice. He chuckles, placing a small kiss on your cheek.
"No worries, love. Just more time I get to spend with you." He chuckles, burying his head in the crook of your neck; kissing every bit of exposed skin he could in the process. You laugh, squirming in his arms, but his grip on you only tightens.
"Curly- stop-" you get out between giggles.
He lays one final kiss just below your ear, letting out a heavy sigh; now out of breath. He places one of his hands on your chest, just below your collar bone. His fingertips trace up the skin of your neck, stopping to grab your chin, lifting it up slightly.
Your eyes meet with his and he leans in for a kiss. It was soft, gentle, everything he was condensed into a simple act of affection. It was perfect. His hands fully cupping your face, pulling you in so he can deepen the kiss further.
Your hands their way to his scalp, his hair curling between your fingers as you gently pull. His mouth opens for a split second, letting out a small whimper at the new sensation. His kisses become slightly sloppy as he begins to sit up, flipping you so your back is now pressed against the bed. He places himself between your legs, breaking the kiss so he can trail small kisses and nibble down your neck.
As his hands wander down your chest, to your waist, and eventually to your hips, he sings small praises to you in-between each mark he lays on your neck. His fingers go under the seam of your panties, slipping them off of you with ease. With one hand keeping your legs open, the other traces up your inner thigh, slowly inserting one of his digits into your aching heat.
"Curly~" you gasp, your hands locking behind his neck as a way to ground yourself. Just then, he slips another in. The feeling of his cold fingers curling inside of you sent shockwaves through your body.
Curly takes his fingers out of your cunt, lifting his head from your neck to lick off the slick that remains. You whine at the empty feeling, small tears forming already. "Crying already, love?" He says with a smile. He lines his cock to your entrance, the tip prodding at your hole. He lowers his body back down to yours, "forgive me, dear. Sorry if this hurts." He whispers in your ear.
Your hands go back to his neck, going up to grab his hair again. You cry out as you can feel him stretch your insides, pulling at his hair even more in the process. Curly grips the sheets beneath him, his hand quickly moving to your waist to hold both you, and himself down.
As he can feel you reach your limit, he stops, holding still for a moment. "Are you alright? You're not too hurt, are you?" He says, raising his head to look at you.
"Y-yeah.. it just hurts a bit.." you trail off. He sighs in relief.
"I know, love. It's going to. I wish there was more I could do, but I promise it'll be worth it. Alright?" He smiles, kissing away the small tear lines on your cheeks. You smile back, coming your fingers through his hair gently before moving your hands to rest on his back instead.
He takes a deep breath, slowly moving his hips backwards before meeting with yours again. His steady thrusts help you adjust to his size better, but it only leaves you wanting more.
"I'm gonna go faster, alright?" He says, nearly out of breath. You nod. He increases his speed, going faster than you had anticipated. You cry out his name, digging your nails into the skin on his back. "I know, love, I know." He whispered.
More tears stream down your face as the pain quickly turns into pleasure. You moan with each thrust, nails still digging into his back. Curly whimpers at the feeling, "fuck- just like that, you're doing amazing, love~" he says in a soft, out of breath tone.
You can feel yourself getting closer as your legs instinctively close around his hips, inadvertently pushing him deeper inside you. You try to speak, but the words just won't come out. "Curly- I-" you stutter, not being able to think straight because of the pleasure.
His pace doesn't falter, though. His hands move to your thighs, holding onto them with force in an attempt to not go any rougher than he already is. Your cries and moans become louder, chanting his name as if it were a prayer. You feel the knot in your stomach come undone, your back arching and head thrown back. With one final moan, you can feel a wave of pleasure wash over you, followed by your slick soiling the sheets beneath you.
"Just a little longer, love. You've done so well for me this far, I'm sure you can hold out a bit more." Curly praised, continuing his pace. His hands grip your thighs tighter, leaving crescent shaped marks on your flesh. With one more deep, rough thrust, he moans out your name, releasing inside of you. He collapses on top of you, his head resting on your shoulder as you both try to catch your breath.
"Are you.. still cold?" He whispered softly.
You smile, "no. Not at all."
A/N; this would've been out two days ago but the new stardew valley update came to console and I've been GRINDING that shit. Also, the title was supposed to make an appearance in the fic. Right before the smut starts, when curly puts his hand on YOUR 🫵 chest, I was gonna add some dialogue like, "your heart is beating fast.. do I make you nervous?" But I thought that was cringe and cut it out.
#mouthwashing smut#mouthwashing x reader#captain curly x reader#curly x reader smut#curly mouthwashing#curly x reader#mouthwashing#this made me realize how much i hate writing one shots#sometimes when im writing smut i forget what words are publicly acceptable to use#so i just get vague or use words i THINK would be publicly accepted#i like drinking white milk does that make me weird#it might#does anyone read these?
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hes literally me(both of them)
#homestuck#fanart#fanfic#homestuck fanart#jake english#dirk strider#obelisk au#shitpost#dirkjake#gay#soft tacos#this doesnt happen in the au#but it could#it might#im tagging it#sisyphus bleeds to death#au where theyre not literally awful for each other and instead love each other in a good and healthy way#gonna be honest#i actually didnt even read the part written by caliborn#skipped that shit#i was tired#i was like “thats a lotta text#i aint reading all that#so i skipped it
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Happy 25th birthday to Technoblade!
Also- I may or may not colour these later, but that's gonna take forever, so like...
We shall see.
Anyway. This is a bunch of some of my favourite Technoblade moments, all jumbled together in no particular order
Btw, most of these are direct quotes, (I only paraphrased, like. 2. I think-) since I spent a good deal of yesterday trawling the internet to find the originals. Feel free to ask if you want to know where something comes from! Though I think most of them are pretty obvious. Probably.
RIP Technoblade
Technoblade Never Dies!
:D
#technoblade 25#technoblade never dies#technoblade#YEAH#i forgot to include a 'HEH'#but there's always next time#technoblade fanart#technoblade funny moments#ya know?#lots and lots of them#its a bit past midnight#so#no longer the 1st of june where im from#but its still the 1st- in america so we're all good#ye#HEH#i love using that so much#definitely picked it up from technoblade#heh is just a great all purpose filler word yknow?#:D:D:D#hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoyed picking all the quotes out#technoblade is my all time favourite youtuber#and thats probably not gonna change#i mean#it might#but not for a while yet#:)
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I got this headcanon that I imagine Jiyan being about 23 yo (in canon it's said he was general by age of 20 due to sudden promotion basically and that the war happened about 3 years ago, so i think that pretty much confirms he's pretty young. So 23 it is.)
And Aalto i think would be around 27/28. He just has this vibe and I imagine being information broker and getting where he is now took a little bit more time.
So Aalto I think has some relationship experience - but these are just flings and some casual fwb that don't last long, because he'd travel around a lot. While Jiyan gives vibe of not being in relationship at all before, too many things in rapid succession happened that he surely didn't have time for dating then, and now that he's general he doesn't really either.
So it's funny to think about flirty Aalto that gets flustered by Jiyan's serious sincerity. It's not how any of his previous relationships worked, never long time, so he himself has completely new experience of being wanted and loved this way. Then you have Jiyan who's just intense as he is with everything, even more so with his loved one.
#jilto#is this my jilto manifesto?#it might#i rambled on discord to one friend who eats my jilto rambles so everyone else should too#that is also to say that aalto is his favorite chew toy and i won't elaborate on this#y'all know#aalto trying to guide jiyan through relationship but he never was in long term real one so we're back to square one#they're both silly but it works!!!#jiyan#aalto#wuwa#withering waves#jiyan x aalto#something hot about Jiyan being younger#placing Aalto at 27/28 because he has vibe of a guy I'd hang out after work and we'd both go it'd be like this sometimes#and then not see each other for half a year because work#anyways rambles over
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I don't think I've posted any of my Feppi art here yet. Anyways, have this image i just drew. my wrists hurt
#belles art#pizza tower#pizza tower fanart#peppino#peppino spaghetti#fake peppino#can this be considered ship art?#it might#idk#ill tag it just in case#peppifake
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Crying out "fuck me" from chronic pain (as if getting railed is gonna help)
#it might#being silly cause im also sleep deprived#its not easy being a girl failure#girl failure#chronic pain#sillyposting#insomia#sleep deprived af#fox talks
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#this kinda sucks but I've been having brainrot about him and isle of the dogs#is making sad Jason collages gonna be my thing now?#it might#I'm not skilled enough to make edits so#ALSO SORRY FOR USING A PANEL FROM GOTHAM WAR IT JUST FIT OKAY#FUCK THAT ARC#batman#dc#dcu#jason todd#batfam#red hood
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This us election shows that signifigant chunk of us citizenens are fundamentally stupid and racist.
#usa#2024 presidential election#donald trump#kamala harris#stupid is understated but fund the schools more#republicans like uneducated people#also it would be nice of this didnt me living in a another country#but alas#it might#affect me
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shit. is this youtube comment what convinces me to try playing Star Ocean after all these years
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Gonna kickstart my RotG fixation again...
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okay. so I was never super big on roy/jamie/keely. but uh. that episode. huh. well. I think I'm sold now.
#ted lasso spoilers#roy x jamie x keeley#roy kent#jamie tartt#keely jones#cause if you had asked me at the start of this season if I thought there was any chance of them actually happening?#i would of said FUCK no#but with they way things have gone this season...#and sooo much of this episode seemed soooo so deliberate like.#it was not roy being worried or keely being worried they were worried TOGETHER and helped jamie TOGETHER#and jamie had both of them on his wall?? right next to each other?? huh?? why'd the camera pan to that so specifically???#keely linking arms with BOTH OF THEM#and stop me if im crazy but them coming in to celebrate with jamie as he soaks his ankle feels kind of similar to keely coming in to comfor#roy after his last game in s1...#like pessimistic brain is saying ''ain't no way'' but i also thought keely being canonically bi was never going to happen either so#honestly. it might happen.#it might
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*whispers* I think I just got a new battinson series idea
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lets all just forget the fact that james broke into some old guy's apartment, wore his clothes, ate his food, and used his mobility scooter
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I'm stan and I was wrong /ref
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