#it IS something

[asukas-numberone-defender]

is this. is this zukaang coded or what

[sha-n-dowbannedlol]

OH!

had to put my phone down for a bit

EDIT: to those asking for the bot, here it is 😋😋😋

[deltadescent]

drew hypnoshades minnow again

and here’s an alt for all of the people are are gay for them <3 yw

[neurotichunter]

I've always written texts, I was never big into "poetry" in the widest sense of the word, but last year, I started to write bits and pieces here and there, on scrap paper or napkins, nothing serious, but I have the urge to share this stuff with the world...

If you could give me a like and follow on my Instagram (@_like.cat.and.dog_), that would be most awesome!! 😎🙏

[The Start

One of my worst fears is that people could see me try

and not succeed,

that someone witnesses me starting over

after a failed attempt,

the reaction to me trying something new

and it not being an immediate triumph.

Do I know that nobody is perfect?

Yes.

Do I know that nobody gets to judge me for trying?

Yes.

Do I still want perfection from second one?

Also yes.

It’s practice that makes perfect,

it’s repetition that has the desired effect,

even the most talented people need to rehearse –

they just don’t see exercise as a failure.

Yet here I am, my head stuck with worry,

hoping to someday be a success.

Perfection is repetition,

and luck,

and a little bit of lying

since the more perfect you are,

the more will people look away from your mistakes.

But anyway, I digress.

I wanted to start

something new today.

It’s on you now:

Will you judge

or will you be there and see

where this journey ends?]

[a-s-levynn]

Scented toilet paper is stupid. Also a lie. That is not peach.

[lucy-moderatz]

Not only was my secret safe, but apparently I had become lovable. I felt awful. And so good.

[clouds-of-wings]

You only get those two bots as a package. If you talk to Botlander, you have to make an appointment with the bot psychologist right after. The government said so, it's the law.

[allo-frouto]

Varied, spicy and often. The holy trinity of sex with me

A very good deal.

[zsofiarosebud]

In Galician we say

"Andas nos biosbardos"

And i think it's beautiful.

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[hellbabyfromhell]

just saw this clip and i think itd make a funny reaction image what do u think... does it have potential

[chiisana-lion]

[twinliches]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[into-the-groove]

favorite photo of all time not even joking

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle