#iskall x mumbo

[ukiyoioi]

i love this duo so much!!

i haven't really seen mumbo and iskall interact all too much and their busting videos were some of the funniest from season 10 so far. i have to say, i only really started watching iskall this season and hes very quickly become one of my favourite hermits. i can't see myself going back to an iskall-less life!!

[radishearts]

Anyone else thinking about Mumbo Jumbo ?

+ Some silly doodles and thoughts

[mcytshipsandmore]

everyday i miss s6 polytechs (grian x mumbo x iskall) THEY WERE SO BOYFRIENDS

qpr polytechs where grian and iskall are both dating mumbo but not dating each other <33

Grian and iskall making out with mumbo jumbo in the sloppiest way and then high fivint eachother afterwards in 4k HD

WHO SAID THAT!!!!😨😨😨😨😨😨😭😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

WHO SAID THAT SPEAK UP 🫵💀🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[ink-ghoul]

I'm loving the 2 seconds of Iskall shenanigans scattered across multiple hermits episodes

[ourhomealien]

The /Grotesque/ Grandior Apartments

The penthouse called The Pearl owned by Gem- 50 Diamonds

The other penthouse owned by Mumbo- 32 Diamonds

The Hot Potato owned on credit by Rendog- 50 Diamond blocks- 10 diamond blocks interest per 7 days

The spenthouse owned by Don Steaklione- 41 Diamond blocks

Joel owned by Joel- 2 Diamonds and a Joel doll

The Drain, Etho's apartment- 14 Diamond blocks

Gem the Top apartment, owned by Iskall

Etho's Gutter, the handyman's alley

All construction will be finished is Nine Months or more, some apartments unfortunately come with furnishings and wifi. If you're lucky enough to be without, there is an internet cafe in the building.

[smallishbeansshipbracket]

mumbo x joel and iskall x joel perhaps ?? :3

MORE ISKALL X JOEL PROPAGANDA!!!! and mumbo x joel has been added to the bracket!!

[prianya]

Fuji Apples

Posted in Alphabetical Order by Hermit!

Bdubs

Nothing here!

Cub

Tournament Aces • Platonic

Blurb • Romantic

Routines • Romantic

Doc

Concerto • Romantic

Emotional Diametric • Platonic

Ethos

Off Course and Unmapped • Platonic

Staggering Schedules • Romantic

Costume Negotiations • Romantic

Wavering, Unwavering • Romantic

What a Flirt! • Romantic

Grian

Disheveled Feathers • Romantic

Twinkling Lights • Romantic

Iskall

Throwing Stones • Platonic; ft. Mumbo

La Lune • Platonic; ft. Tango

Mumbo

So This is Love • Romantic

Lemon and Ginger • Romantic

Beloved and Beautiful • Romantic

Ren

All’s Fair • ?

Bountiful Harvests • Platonic

Scar

Crystal Clear • Platonic

Waltz of the Flowers • Romantic

Ad Amicum • Platonic

Romantic Discourse • Romantic; ft. Cub

Emotional Isolation • Romantic

Sandcastles • Platonic; ft. Cub

Tango

Shattered Teracotta • Romantic

Once in a Blue Moon • Romantic

Dirty Dishes • Romantic

Xisuma

Faulty Coding • Platonic

Sunny Side of the Morning • Romantic

Late Night Reassurance • Platonic

Shooting Star • Romantic

L’amour • Romantic

Altruism • Romantic

Sick Days • Platonic

• Enjoy your stay! • Come again soon! •

[syn4k]

ah yes. Rupert the Butler, who is very bad at butlering and can't cook for shit,

[rosenbergamot]

hermitcraft grad residence au my beloved.

[rosenight143]

(I know i'm two days late for doing this but leave me alone I been on wrighters block for my shorts and my other books and I am working on a Christmas hermitcraft book with xia and gally in it but here is a short story for here and my one-shot for hermitcraft)

Keralis and xisuma are hosting a Christmas bond fire for the other hermits after the empires people left.

They are also planing on telling the others that there will be a new member to there group soon.

Xisuma sits on a log that Keralis is on and leans on him, Keralis smiles and puts a arm around his husband, xisuma smiles back then looks at the others.

Grian is siting on scars lap and scar has his arm around grians belly, cleo has stress infront of her and Joe leaning on her, pearl is playing x's guitar that he willing let her play (he trust pearl more then the others with it) so she can play Christmas songs, false has a arm around pearls shoulders and gem has her head in pearls lap, zed is on tangos shoulders and is running his hand through impulses hair, iskall is laying on the floor with mumbo laying on him, doc is holding ren.

Xisuma smiles at his family he made he then put his hand on his stomach and look up at Keralis with a nod.

Keralis got the hit then cleared his throat and everyone looks at him.

Keralis: thanks you all for coming to our campfire Christmas party ha, but there is another reason me and shashamy have ask you all here

Pearl: what will that be mate?

Xisuma: we are going to have a new member joining us in a couple months

Grian: it is kinda the middle of the season x?

Xisuma: I know, but I can't really control this new member about coming

Cleo: your the adm- wait

Keralis: haha

Pearl: x are you

All xisuma had to do was nod and two avins who he thinks of as a little brother and sister are hug attacking him to the ground, as the others (besides cleo) are confused.

Keralis: shashamy is pregnant you guys

They all went from confused, to shock, then super happy

Doc: that is amazing you two, congratulations

Scar starts to laugh and picks grian up

Scar: haha, it seems you and grian are more siblings then we all though haha

Pearl and x look confused by that but grian turns bright red

Grian: um well I may also be pregnant

Pearl: jeez I may have asked the both of you to make me a aunt, but I didn't mean you both do it at the same time

Xisuma&grian: pearl!

Everyone starts to laugh and soon grian and xisuma join in as well.

The night went on with everyone happy and soon everyone went to bed and being excited to see what there admins and sever Gremlins kids would look like.

[noctude]

this idea has been in my brain for over 2 months and I finally had time to make it. is this too earnestly cringe to upload? i am beyond the capacity to care. enjoy

now on youtube!

[link to drive folder w/ downloads including instrumental]

Everything was chill back in Hermitcraft 6 (lying)

Then Grian got up to his usual tricks 

The name of the game is kill or be killed

No swords no bows no PVP skills

First Rendog found his inner fish

But he couldn’t stick the landing and his bones went squish

Stress flew through the dares with talent and grace

But she didn’t catch the totem and she fell on her face

Then Ren came back with a sinister vice

Tricked X with a race and blew him up twice

Looks like steel beams can’t be melted by slime

‘Cause Jevin didn’t see Mumbo’s tower in time

Stress set a trap at the shopping district

And dropped Scar right into a pufferfish pit

Cub’s stunt got stuck and X felt robbed

So he got a skeleton to finish the job

This is the Hermitcraft showdown of Hermitcraft destiny

Players, mobs, and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Hermitcraft showdown of Hermitcraft destiny

Tango and Impulse were shopping at the mall

But the store detonated and it killed them all

Grian had a no-good-very-bad-day 

And when he made it back home he got blown away

Then False broke a block and before she could speak

A giant underground explosion sent her into next week 

Cleo signed up for a warehouse tour

But she didn’t read the waiver and she fell through the floor

And TinFoilChef went laughing to the grave

Then without another word went back into his caves

Tango’s game was a race against the clock

And Keralis threw an egg at the most explosive block  

Now revenge is a dish that’s best served cold 

But Bdubs got it boiling as Cleo foretold

And when Joe got the rug pulled from under his feet

He tried to play it cool but he couldn’t take the heat 

This is the Hermitcraft showdown of Hermitcraft destiny

It’s 90% explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Hermitcraft showdown….

In another dimension

With danger abound

Mumbo threw his ender-pearl

But missed solid ground

And Doc had played smart

But Grian played mean

He was dead on arrival,

The trap unforeseen

Then one player remained,

One Dragon Head left-

For the ride of his life, 

Iskall auctioned his death

He beat Joe Hills And ZombieCle-o

And every other member of the Dragon Bros:

FalseSymmetry and BDoubleO

And Grian and Mumbo Jumbolio 

Also Rendog, Jevin, TangoTek and Cubfan, 

Stress, Scar, and X just couldn’t beat the Iskallman

TinFoilChef or ImpulseSV

Doc can rock with blocks but can’t flee

So Grian and Impulse forged a team

And together they built a death machine

With a narrative arc from beginning to end

And a wild surprise around every bend

When the show and the ride were finally done

Our champion knew that his course had run

All that remains from the end of this fight 

Is a piece of bloodstained diorite 

This is the hermitcraft showdown of hermitcraft destiny

Just way too many explosions - where do they get all that TNT???

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Hermitcraft showdown

(this is the Hermitcraft showdown)

This is the Hermitcraft showdown  

(this is the Hermitcraft showdown)

This is the Hermitcraft showdown 

(this is the Hermitcraft showdown)

Of Hermitcraft destiny

[whereispearlescentmoon]

A definitive ranking of hermits based on how haunting their eyes are (obvs this is headcanon):

1.) Grian- They are pitch black voids.

2.) Keralis- Seen too much. So wide.

3.) Bdubs- See above. Only slightly less haunting due to the sparkle in them.

4.) Cleo- Has that weird cloudy look of a corpse’s eyes

5.) Joe- The phobia of puppets is very real for some people. Also no eyelids.

6.) Jevin- Just kinda…. Floating in there. Kinda cute until they move to look behind him and his head doesn’t.

7.) Doc- Shockingly, the robot eye is easier to deal with than the creeper one which is just kind of a pit.

8.) Tango- Weird until you get used to them mostly because of the lack of pupil.

9.) Stress- Looks similar to Tango’s and then you realize they are segmented like a bugs. Only this low down because they’re a lovely pink.

10.) Zed- Rectangular pupil is off putting at first but you get used to it.

11.) Ren- They looks normal in the light, but they reflect in the dark like a dogs

12.) Mumbo- So dark that you can’t really tell a difference between the pupil and iris, but only really a touch more disturbing than someone with super dark brown eyes.

13.) Iskall- The robot eye takes a sec to get used to but frankly it’s more cool than haunting most of the time.

14.) Etho- Basically two normal eyes, one iris is just red.

15-17.) A tie between Pearl, False, and Skizz- *insert blue eyed stare meme*

18-26.) Everyone else except X- Human looking eyes in various shades of brown or green.

27.) X- You can’t be disturbed by eyes you can’t see.

[obssesseddepressedsleeplessmess]

hermitcraft season x

everything keeps going wrong and its hilarious

day 1:

welsknight's power went out five minutes before they started

keralis couldn't join and no one noticed for a bit

xisuma fell in lava and almost died in the first five minutes

mumbo had to do the introduction (and he claims he know the least of what is going on)

gem's game was glitching with falling blocks

ren set up the coop caving only to be the only one to die

impulse (skizz's best friend) killed skizzleman as the first kill (not death) in demise

after that:

grian is obsessed with fishing to get a mending book and can't get one in over 4000 attempts when impulse got one in under 20

mumbo dying to phantoms rather than the complicated trap set up for when he came back from afk

iskall's collaborative base

scar seeing the trap cub set and activating it while laughing about how he wouldn't fall for it (and losing all his resources)

stress dying to a trap made for iskall

Bonus: not really wrong but everyone taking things slow except for doc who had a villager trading hall day 1 and then took off to go be doc and break Minecraft

[mcytshipsandmore]

Thoughts on mumskall? (mumbo/iskall) they're my faves and no one talks about them sob

AMAZING ANONN‼️‼️‼️‼️

(GIF is me in joy and excitement)

[lunargeist]

Excatly! He would be on pure adrenaline like 'oh. Okay. Okay. Uh.' Then sending a message to the server like 'I've put myself in a real pickle and could use some help.'

And Cleo shows up, just as new as Mumbo, and there is so much blood-

MY Munbo losing his arm headcanon is that it happened just after he joined Hermitcraft and it got stuck in a redstone door-

-Lunar

😭😭⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ a red stone accident would be sooo likely yeah I agree

[salemoleander]

Even if you don't watch every episode (which, unless you have to - my condolences to the HC Recap team - I assume most people won't) one way of narrowing things down that I HIGHLY suggest is picking at least one person from each of the mining teams to watch, because the vibes are wildly different and equally hilarious.

Team Blue Bin Bags - Spend the entire mining session roasting each other. Climactic moment involving a faux ad for project management software. Would sell each other to Satan for one cornchip.

Hypno

Iskall

Mumbo

Ren

Stress

Team Red Rashers - At one point Etho says, "I don't understand some things about social dynamics, I tell you," and that's this group's motto! Simultaneously the most competent and the most nervous team, like a bunch of racing greyhounds.

Bdubs

Etho

False

Jevin

Team Mustard Milk Tots - They get a lot done, which I think is mostly because 90% of their dunking is targeted at Doc. Very 'parents out for drinks' vibes, despite constantly descending into childish bickering.

Beef

Cleo

Doc

Skizz

Tango

Team Purple Pickles - Lowest intra-group antagonism, made up for by their choice to run straight towards environmental dangers. The cave diving and sculk could make it a horror movie, but everyone is so unruffleable (excepting X, who is perpetually ruffled) that it wraps back to comedy.

Joe Hills

Keralis

xB

Xisuma