#is2g lmao i love them

[emahriel]

vessel & iii being gremlins and fighting during iv's solo, making vessel miss his cue

[heeliopheelia]

"please, come to bed" (heeseung x reader)

genre: fluff word count: 0.6k requested by nonnie ♡

a/n: it's 2am so i'm striking with another update lmao 💜 is2g after i'm done with this event you guys will be throwing up at the slightest mention of a heeseung drabble

Stopping dead in his tracks, Heeseung looks at you with confusion. He's just come back from work only to see your curled up posture on the couch, one that you have once claimed to hate sleeping on, which makes him wonder if he did anything to annoy you to such degree today. Silently, he runs over every little thing he's said to you, considering how or why could they make you so angry that you didn't want to sleep with him tonight.

He gives up eventually and walks up to you with a sigh. His tall figure steps in front of you, disturbing you from watching the newest episode of your favorite tv show. You peek up at him from above the blanket covering you from your feet all the way up to your nose.

"Oh, you're back!' You gasp happily, dropping the blanket down to stretch your arms out in a form of a hug invitation.

There's not even the slightest tint of anger in your voice which slightly calms Heeseung's nerves. He plops down next to you, instantly wrapping his arms around your smaller body.

Then he asks, clearly still bothered. "Why don't you wanna sleep with me tonight? Your back is gonna hurt from the couch again."

You internally coo at his worried face, big deer eyes peering at you with confusion. You smile sheepishly.

"There's a spider in our bedroom."

A spider. In our bedroom. It takes him couple seconds to even process your words properly. All of the tension leaves his body like air from a pierced balloon and he groans, pinching the bridge of his nose in between his fingers.

"And here I was worrying that I said something wrong or shit," he sighs, glancing at your pleading face from the corner of his eyes. He sighs again. "Fine. I'll be right back."

"Just don't kill it!" You call after him, pulling your knees up to your chest. "Catch it and let it out, okay?"

"Yeah, yeah. I know," he dismisses you with a wave of his hand before disappearing behind the wall.

You wait patiently for him to come back, wiggling your feet happily as you realize you'll actually be able to fall sleep tonight without having to stress about this little anomaly.

"There's no spider in here, YN!"

Your blood runs cold. What does he mean no spider. It was there half an hour ago, carelessly dangling from your ceiling right above your pillow.

You're still stiff when Heeseung comes back from the bedroom and crouches down in front of you. Placing his hands on your knees and squeezing them gently, he brings your attention back to him.

"You sure you didn't imagine it?"

His question has you scoffing and you cross your arms over your chest. "Yes, I'm sure," you say, squinting your eyes at him. He only rolls his own pair at your dramatic behavior. "Have you really checked everywhere?"

"Every single corner," he assures, placing his palm on his chest, right where the heart beats underneath his skin. "I promise it's not there. Must've ran away or something."

You stubbornly shake your head. "I'm not going anywhere. Heeseung, there's a beast roaming around our bedroom somewhere."

"Lord, give me patience," he murmurs quietly, deflating underneath your hard expression again. "Love, just please, come to bed," he groans, slowly giving up on the idea of actually getting any sleep tonight. He drops his head down on your lap. "I swear it won't come near you, alright? I'll tuck you in so tightly that it won't even find a place to slip underneath the covers."

You sigh, grabbing his hand hopefully. "You promise?"

He raises back to his feet, leaning down to press a kiss on your pouty lips. "I promise."

He lets out an internal cheer when you finally nod your head. Heeseung pecks your lips again, then repeats the gesture a little more fervently couple more times before slipping an arm underneath your knees and throwing you over his shoulder. He smacks your butt gently, earning an annoyed combo of a groan and a click of your tongue from you.

"Now, let's finally go to bed. I swear I haven't had a good night's sleep ever since I met you."

permanent taglist: @bambisgirl @arizejkt19 @luvmura @milisabunny @cathy-1997 @venividibitchin @ramenoil

[rius-cave]

So I have an AU idea. Wanted to share it with the Adamsapple goddess /joke

Criminal AU. Tw mentions of abuse/SA

Lucifer is a serial killer who goes by the name “Devil” because of his brutal way of killing people + because there is always a pentagram drawn near his work. He hunts people who he thinks that weren’t punished enough by the law. Other than that, he’s the boss of a big company.

He had a wife before, Lilith. She was cool at the start, but then became more and more abusive, especially to Lu. They got divorced and Lilith demanded Lucifer’s money at a point he almost failed to give despite owning a huge company. And the worst part, she got away with what he did to him, not a single punishment.

Adam on the other hand, is a thief and assasin who lost most of his moralties a long time ago after everyone he knew turned against him. He’s working for Michael, he accepted his offer because he needed money for the medical treatment his daughter had to take.

Speaking of his daughter, Emily, let me tell you how she was born.

Adam was at his lowest, he had just lost his boys, his wife and his farm not so long ago. Eve went to a different country, Cain was in juvie and Abel was dead. He is a bartender and barely making enough money for himself.

Then he meets Lilith. The same Lilith who is still married to Lucifer. They start a relationship and Adam thinks he could finally move on from Eve. But NO! Lilith is an abusive piece of shit to him as well. Her abuse towards Adam grows more and more until one day… She does undescribable things to him and gets pregnant. And kind of leaves the diseased child and fades out of Adam’s life once the kid is born.

One day these traumatized boys meet. Adam is robbing the house of a rich man and Lucifer is there to kill the man. They see each other, then Lucifer attacks Adam. He has him on the floor ready to be killed but it clicks in him that this is also a criminal and wouldn’t dare report him. Then they go to their seperate ways.

Or so they think. They keep stumbling to each other and they slowly fall in love.

I love giving them trauma.

Is2g I'm going to ACTUALLY hold elections to choose the adamsapple captain just so I can say for sure THAT IT'S DEFINITELY NOT ME DSKFDSF!!!

Anyway. Wow. That sure is a lot. It's interesting how Lilith was first with Lucifer, and then with Adam. It mixes things up from the canon. Also Lilith being evil? Always a big fan of that.

You definitely not kid when you say you love giving them trauma LMAO BECAUSE THERE SURE IS A LOT OF THAT IN HERE!

I'm guessing Lucifer doesn't know about Lilith being with Adam, right? and that Emily is also Lilith's child??? How did Lilith give birth to Emily without Lucifer knowing? Maybe she left him right after she got pregnant? Hm. Either way imagine the absolute DRAMA when Lucifer finds out what she did to Adam. Oh boy, that woman is going to regret everything lol

[atopvisenyashill]

So I came upon your blog while looking through the asoiaf tag and explored it a bit. Would you please explain to me how are you against Targaryen incest, but find Jonsa fine? I’m genuinely curious, as I’ve just started reading the books (I’m half-way through a storm of swords) and find nothing fine about any form of incest, whether it is or not considered as such in-universe. I also find little to no Jonsa moments. Could you help me? Thank you!

okay so first of all i got sent an ask forever ago about what the appeal of jonsa is and i’ve been working on explaining basically where i see the plot going and why it’s thematically relevant and is2g i’m still actually putting it together it’s just doing that in a middle of a reread is tough bc my ideas are kinda all over the place lmao (just like this ask is about to be sorry!) (also once again, sorry if my tone comes across very weird, i swear i reread like twelve times to make sure i don’t sound too snarky and wasn't just vomitting up a thousand words of nonsense lmao!!).

BUT. Well there’s three points to this: what the characters may feel, what i feel about jonsa, and what i feel about targ incest. so first the characters:

I think it’s important to point out that first cousin marriage (and auncle/nibling marriage, esp if it’s a “half” relation) are not considered true incest in westeros and in many parts of our world. rickard and lyra, ned’s parents, are cousins. joanna and tywin lannister are first cousins. jonnel and sansa and edric and serena are uncle/nieces, and you’ll note that when alys karstark comes to jon for help, he is disgusted that her uncle is trying to steal her inheritance and not that he’s her uncle attempting to marry her. i point this out because not only is there nothing legally stopping a jonsa marriage, the characters themselves may also see it that way (as not incest). and if your next point is “well they grew up thinking they’re siblings” my answer is - yes and? One of the influences on this series is Mervyn Peake, who wrote gothic medieval stories, and both incest and pseudo-incest is very much a big part of gothic stories! A lot of the storylines in this world are dedicated to exploring incest as a force of socialization and romanticism, from Naerys pleading to live “as brother and sister” and Aegon insisting “we already are” to Alysanne’s “Alyssa is meant for Baelon” to Jaime’s “he heard none of it" in the sept. I don’t think it’s that far of a stretch to posit that two characters we have POVs for will fall in love and grapple with what that love says about them, about society, about their role in the world - and in fact, about half of Jon’s most popular ships are between him and a female relative. Sansa makes more sense to me because she’s closer to his age than Arya, has a more troubled relationship with him, is involved in the political aspects of the story just as much as he is, and isn’t likely to immediately start setting people on fire after they meet.

Now as for me, basically - i think both types of incest are the result of socialization + extreme trauma, and I fully expect that if Jonsa goes canon it will have a tragic ending. I think Jonsa takes some of the inherent misogyny of targ incest and plays around with it - Jon having significantly less societal privilege than basically every other Targaryen and what that means for Sansa as an heiress - but just because I think an exploration of that dynamic will be interesting, doesn’t mean I don’t expect it to be rife with problems.

because the problem with incest is the power dynamic ultimately, and you cannot escape that power dynamic bc people don’t exist in a vacuum. For all the Starks have some fucked up skeletons in their closet, Lyanna doesn’t show up in Ned’s bed naked and ask him to stop her betrothal to Robert, does she? This is the fundamental difference between targ incest and Jonsa or even Lannicest; Lannicest is rampant with toxicity from both of those deranged weirdos but they feel entitled to each other's bodies because of their own trauma surrounding their tumultuous childhoods (and probably some normalization of incest from their parents and proximity to Aerys/Rhaella/Rhaegar), but no one is saying "Jaime you are owed Cersei's body" or "Cersei your womb belongs to your brother and your brother alone." So I don't feel the need to sit here and go "Lannicest is toxic" like yeah? Clearly, lmao, these two feel like they are so damaged, and made so special by that damage, that they can only love one another, that's not what anyone would call healthy. I don't think it's necessary to sit here and explain that dynamic has abuse problems; it's right there in the text!

"well what about the power dynamic between jon and sansa?" YES WHAT ABOUT IT. that's the point! i'm interested in how a dynamic that is inherently abusive will play out between two people who were raised to believe some types of incest are okay but not others, who are victims of abuse and societal alienation themselves. because at the same time that i condemn targ incest, there are obviously real feelings and genuine care in these relationships and in these people, because again, people don't exist in a vacuum. daemon backs rhaenyra into this corner and then crucially does not kill any of her children because he realizes that's a step too far, she'd never forgive it, perhaps even because he grew to love them (i mean, Lucerys and Joffrey likely barely remember any other father but Daemon!). maegor is a monster who very specifically never harms rhaena's daughters! aemon is a useless pos but it seems likely he had a hand in raising naerys' son to be better than aegon because he could see the harm he and his brother were doing to naerys even if aemon was too much of a coward to actually stop that harm in any meaningful way! the difference, to me, is that jon will see that this relationship built on trauma and grief may be the only love he and sansa will ever allow themselves to feel but it is not healthy for them, and jon will leave! and sansa will realize she is not the impassive, frozen, detached symbol that the men around her want her to be, but a living, breathing person with her own wants and desires and agency, and will let him go!

Ultimately, while i think romanticizing and sexualizing the taboo is fine and even healthy, for me, there has to be some acknowledgement that you are in fact romanticizing the taboo. This is why the shitty dudes in asoiaf work for me in a way shitty dudes outside of asoiaf don’t usually - my general bitching about parts of the narrative that don’t click for me aside, there’s firm condemnation of the people engaging in these behaviors, from cersei sexually abusing lancel to sandor creeping on sansa. just because the narrative also shows us and wants us to feel empathy for sandor and cersei and why they’ve become bad people doesn’t mean what they’re doing isn’t bad. that’s what i like! i don’t want a story that holds my hand and drags me to the moral nor do i want a story that presents a god awful person who is supposed to be morally upright and not mean for us to dig deeper into them!

(this is why i like the pt but not the st of star wars, if you want an example - for all the prequels are um. flawed. lucas has an overreaching story about the effects of war, slavery, and interpersonal abuse that he’s dedicated to, and we are meant to be horrified by anakin choking padme just as surely as we’re meant to mourn their relationship and love for each other when palpatine gleefully tells anakin she’s dead and ani destroys the room in grief. vs like. what were the sequels even fucking doing man).

So the thing here is that I actually do in fact find Targaryen incest interesting while being morally repugnant as a practice, and I'm positive Jonsa will play around with both the morality of incest and the romanticism of it in a way that I find just as interesting, varied, romantic, and fulfilling as like, the Jaime/Cersei(/Brienne/Tyrion) mess or the Daemon/Rhaenyra/Laena/Harwin debacle! I like incest and I also hate it! I contain multitudes!

[painted-bees]

🌾 for cortes

Describe Cortes through the eyes of someone head over heels in love with her.

I choose...Magritte :3

"Ok, ok, ok, so, like--imagine the TALLEST most STUNNING woman you ever met, like--we go walking in a mall or down a busy street and is2g she gets these GUYS coming up to her with their business cards asking her to come model for them or whatever(???) It's the wildest thing. She has no idea what to do with the cards tho, I don't think she...wants to be a model or anything like that. She COULD, tho. She's got these gigantic, soulful eyes that you can just stare at and get lost in for eons, and yeah she doesn't talk much but she has a lot to say, especially when she's excited about something. She's very chill and sweet, and curious about -everything-. And she's got the most surprising, disarming sense of humor I've ever experienced. And holy hell guys, her voice is like an entire choir, I am not even joking, the kinda otherworldly shit that can drive you insane or carry you to bliss. It's an incredible voice but I think the insane part is why she doesn't use it much lmao--I am joking (mostly). Anyways, MEET CORTES. She'll change your life, nothing will ever be the same. It's wonderful, it's incredible. She's incredible!!"

[snowball-doie]

how do the other boys feel about johnny and ahri being the only ones actually married? i have this cute idea of haechan being really pouty about it at the wedding so while no one is looking, arhi pulls him into a secluded corner to kiss him and tell him to wise up

Doyoung proposed about 6 different times before the wedding, hoping to convince Ahri to change her mind lmao. Like you mentioned, Hyuck spent the entire wedding pouting in the corner. Jungwoo got drunk off one beer during the reception— He and Taeyong disappeared for about an hour. Jaehyun stole as many dances as he could with Ahri, especially the slow songs so that he could hold her close by the waist and whisper in her ear how pretty she looked all dolled up.

“Haechan’s still pouting,” Mark told Ahri while she was stealing another piece of cake. They both turned to find Hyuck standing in the corner, his arms crossed over his chest, his lips pouting, eyes scanning the crowd, his plate of food untouched at his table. “I got it.” Ahri took her cake over to Haechan who was purposefully avoiding eye contact with her. Brat. “Family bathroom. Two minutes. Knock four times.” And with that, she shoved the plate into his hands then walked off, her heavy dress dragging along the floor.

When Hyuck did meet her in the bathroom, he was still pouting, even while she locked the door behind him. He’s trying to explain himself, mumbling about how he knows it’s all just for show, that marrying Johnny doesn’t make anything different, but he wishes— “Here.” Ahri took Haechan’s hand and slid her wedding ring off her finger and onto his. “Hold onto that for me, will you?” Haechan nodded. “Stop your pounting too,” she demanded, grabbing his chin so that he was forced to look up at her. “Only the boys and I get to see how cute you look when you’re acting pathetic.” Hyuck gulped. “And you are very cute, baby.” It’s like he’s pavloved, is2g, cuz the second Ahri saud that, Hyuck was on his knees, desperately clawing at Ahri’s dress to scrunch it up enough so that there was enough room for him to dive under it and pull off her underwear. Every time his fingers drove into her, she could feel her wedding ring on him. And every time she said that he was hers, no matter what the marriage contract said, Hyuck jerked himself off faster. They came together. Ahri held onto the bathroom sink as she let go all over his fingers and tongue, and Hyuck came on his black slacks with a pathetic moan that made him think about how she called him “cute” whenever he looked pathetic.

After Hyuck came up for air, he spent time trying to wipe away his cum with paper towels soaked in water. Ahri stood behind him, holding his hips, watching him in the mirror. “I love you, Hyuck. I’ll get you a ring, and I’ll wear one to match. I promise.” Hyuck nodded with a smile- That made him happy. Matching rings. Something just the two of them could share. “I love you too,” he said.

“What’d you say to cheer him up?” Johnny asked after Ahri sat back down at the dinner table. Ahri smirked, “Nothing.” He watched as Hyuck stuffed his face with food, Ahri’s wedding ring reflecting the bright lights of the room. He smiled at her, “Did you misplace something?” “Looks like it.” Johnny laughed and kissed her cheek.

[yellowloid]

I swear this album is so Milex-coded. Gonna put my fangirl glasses on and look for shipping clues :DD

i think this ask has been in my inbox ever since they dropped the album and i'm so sorry for being so late, i'm bad at being a tumblrina 😔

but YEAH can we actually talk about that?

obviously this is just speculation and theories and bla bla bla we know that + alex's lyricism is so nuanced and full of multi-faceted meanings, and we will never have confirmation on what most of his lyrics actually mean... and i love that, i love that he's always let everyone have their own interpretation(s) of his songs without imposing a single one.

now, i do think most of this album is centered on self-reflection. it's very very very personal and introspective, and what i get from most of the lyrics is him reflecting on his present situation (private life, work life, any aspect of his life really) by using two main elements as his devices to do it:

1) obscure references (the first ones that come to mind are "the simulation cartridge for city life '09", "they shot it all in cinemascope", "lego napoleon movie", "richard of york, the executive branch")

2) even more obscure memories from his past, and especially his childhood (which is particularly clear in the title track itself)

but right along all that self-reflection and addressing himself we also find instances of him clearly addressing someone else. sometimes it's particularly tricky to understand *when* exactly he's talking to himself or that other person. as i already said in other analysis posts, i think sometimes he mixes the 1st and 2nd person pronouns voluntarily, using 'you' not only to refer to his interlocutor but also to himself. that's what makes songs such as mirrorball and body paint so complicated to analyse (ESPECIALLY mirrorball. i'm still so conflicted on my interpretation of it) (+ ever since the album dropped my interpretations of body paint and also mr schwartz changed a bit too. but that's another story)

i think overall most of the songs on this album are not that easily interpreted through a romantic lens. i'd say the one that falls the most into the (very very broad) category of """""love songs""""" is mirrorball - and even then, it'd be a breakup song AND most of it could also still be interpreted as self-reflection. again, multiple interpretations.

there are also some lyrics that could easily pass as...... him throwing shade? lmao some passages in sculptures + hello you really give off that vibe.

getting back to the point of this ask.... yes, i have spent an embarrassing amount of time reading the lyrics over and over again and i do have my crazy little milex theories about them!!!

but what i really love about this way of interpreting the album is the fact that to me, its queerness doesn't necessarily come from it being about a certain person. what makes it so relatable to some aspects of queerness is, again, how self-reflective it is. so many lyrics could be interpreted as him struggling with *his* queerness and expressing that struggle through looking at the past, addressing himself as well as an (imaginary) interlocutor and just finding himself coming back to the same recurrent themes over and over again. ESPECIALLY - and that's what really fucking gets me - the whole mask/façade/persona situation, seasoned with a whole lot of regret and self-deprecation, which is especially clear in body paint (!!!!!!), mr schwartz, big ideas (i feel like as a fandom we don't talk about "the ballad of what could've been" enough. can we actually sit down and THINK about that for a second. such a fucking important line. he was so fucking insane for that) and perfect sense (about which i have a very specific interpretation and is2g don't even touch me that song makes me too emotional it's literally one of the most perfect songs i've ever heard i'm not even joking)

so yeah, some (many) lyrics could be directed at miles (never say never, you know?) but what i really love about the possibility of this album having queer connotations is that it doesn't look for its own queerness from the outside, from a hypothetical (ex-)lover, but rather from alex's own psyche and emotions. its queerness comes from within. from self-reflection and (perhaps unwanted) realizations. from having to hide and keeping a mask on to not be found out. from the inner battle between denial and acceptance.

and then there are a million other unrelated meanings that blend together with the possible queer ones and create such an elaborate set of layers that just makes it so interesting to analyse it!!! and that's the whole point of critical analysis and what makes it so cool!!! having possible multiple interpretations that can coexist with each other!!! i just!!! love that!!! so much!!!

[fushitoru]

aashiii bb i just started your bridgerton gojo fic n i’m so in love w it already please!! your writing is PHENOMENAL, the dialogue is so picturesque for bridgerton like you could fr write the screenplay for the show (honestly…pls do bc s3 was such a disappointment to me lolol you would absolutely eat down and save the whole franchise)

i love how adorable yuuji is, i adore protective older brother choso, the moment with reader n her mom at the debutante show was so sweet too. i also love reader’s personality?? she already feels so warm n sweet n kinda sassy n idk i just adore her is2g if duke gojo does anything to hurt her im grabbing my baseball bat 😂😂🙄

anyways i srs can’t gush enough about your writing it’s so great. it is NOT easy to write…i guess old english? idk what the language is specifically but yea like it’s one thing to write in old english, but all the little details you weave into conversation and exposition so naturally really makes the world feel so full and truly set in that period time place. tiny things like that i think what makes a story so memorable for me n i just wanted to highly commend you for that, as it really feels like i’m getting a sneak peak into what you’re picturing when you write

ok but duke gojo?……..ok listennn i know he’s antagonistic rn but 😫😫 i would let him ruin tf outta me. feminism didnt exist back then okay cut me some mf slack 😒😪 no but in seriousness i adored the scene where he shoo’d naoya away, and like all his convictions ab marriage, and the scene where he interrogated reader on the dancefloor. he’s characterized so well and i love how build his uhh lack of better term aura? xd

this part in the ch1 had me CACKLING so hard for some reason it was so funny the whore part LOL

like ugh they have SO much chemistry…like again it’s so hard to build chemistry like this so naturally so i really applaud you you’re so talented

i’m yapping im srry!! it’s actually past my bedtime 😂😂 (11:37pm here but i’m an old lady) n i’ve got one eye out for selener rn but ugh just one last thing ilove how theres like lil components from daphne’s szn and anthony’s szns ITS SO ahsgdfs i love gojo and i love s1-2 bridgerton so tysm for sharing this fic!! i cant wait to read more soon n catch up w the series. much love!

AHHHH ELLIE THE AMT OF SEROTONIN THIS GAVE ME >>> u are so sweet for this <3

ahaha reader is totally that bitch (regency era version). i lowk try really hard to make reader have personality and stay in character so im glad you got that impression 🙇‍♀️

AHHH and im so glad the old English doesn’t come off as corny LMAO. whenever i open my laptop chrome always suggests opening thesaurus and the regency era publications i reference when im writing. it is such a bitch to decipher and be able to replicate it so i am very honored that you complimented it :’)

CRYING so real! feminism drops alongside my panties whenever gojo breathes xoxo

reader called him a whore because that’s what he is. i think if I didn’t throw in sassy insults that a lady from the regency era would never use I think I would kms because sometimes you can’t express dislike for someone in a very demure very considerate way. if gojo gets called the antirizzler in a future chapter now we know why

AND AH! you are exactly right because there were things I loved about daphne as a character and things I loved about kate, so I feel like reader is a mix of them both. I think everyone universally acknowledges that gojo and anthony are both losersTM so that part was decided naturally.

ty for being so sweet!!! it means a lot 🙂‍↕️

[starjxsung]

hai bb <3 ive missed youuu! i hope you’re doing so well.

i’m glad you received a lot of support from the neighborhood and that you raised awareness as well. it’s heartbreaking that these things happen and people get away with them more often than not </3

i’ve been bed rotting a lot lately. this semester was so stressful that i gained like 30 pounds bc ✨stress eating✨and i have not been able to lose them bc ✨pcos✨ (oh the things we have to go through as women </3). and i can’t handle looking in a mirror or thinking about outfits for lolla or lolla in general (only minho falling in love with me will break the curse😪) but i manage it through rewatching comfort shows and reading feminist literature that discourages my perfectionist needs.

i’ve never rewatched kingdom entirely soooo new bedrotting material👀 thanks!

rhodes island kitten sent me!! he/she’s doing so well but the mom is ever so protective and won’t even let me touch him/her anymore😪 (she only likes men)

the kitten interview is my new comfort skz content is2g. i love seeing non-cat parents handle kittens. it’s hilarious. everyone struggling and lee know just like “yeah i live like this”. channie was so good with them too! petition for cat dad! chan fr. and the claws!! my cats used to do that so much and at that age they don’t really have too much control of them so it is not for the faint of heart. i felt for them 😂

i haven’t preordered the album yet😪 and probs won’t order it until after lolla bc i have no self control either and kinda went off with my spending on baby stuff for my nephew (who’s due in a month btw such excitement! much scary!) and ateez comeback (kpop doesn’t help my finances).

i looooove your junhan pc aesthetic! i didn’t know you liked xdh🥹🥹 im waiting for my album to arrive bc i preordered it with some other things that weren’t in stock but it just shipped out🥹 i shall update on my pulls✨

take care bb! i love youuuu🫶🏻 i hope you have the best week ever!

MY ANGELLLLLLLL 🫶👼💘❤️💞 it’s so good to chat with you on here again I’ve missed you so so dearly

THE BEDROTTING…. IS SO REAL………… last week I genuinely woke up at 6pm and I thought I just napped or something for a good minute bc I was like there is no way I just slept the entire day away. There was in fact a way bc it was literally just 6pm and I lost my entire Saturday 😍 this bedrot slay

NAURRRR not the kitten who only likes men !!!!???.?.?.?.?.?..? PLSSSS my cat at my parents’ place is so particular to men for some reason and I’m like. GIRL. STAND UP. GET UP. Luckily Momo hates everyone so she’s kind of feminist in the “I only fw my mother” kind of way. Also side note she has so many fans in my apartment complex now and there’s a family with kids who look for her every day to take pics of her in my window 😭😭 she naps in my window all day long when I leave it open while I’m working so the whole neighborhood just ADORES her lol it’s the cutest thing everrrrrr

The amount of times I’ve watched the skz kitten interview. oh my fucking god. Jisung’s little “say something to the world” HWLELPPPDLDKKFDJ I genuinely cannot pick who’s more cutie between them 😭 Chan never struck me as a cat person but in hindsight he gets along with everyone and everything so. makes sense 🫶😭 and Minho is just Minho ofc

IM NGL I only preordered to get a signed album and it wasn’t until after I checked out that I realized I bought the regular ones and then the signed ones sold out 😀 I was like. Oh. Oh! Ok. My wallet is CRYINGGGGG but at least it’s preordered???? LMAO 💔💔💔

I bought my first xdh album a few weeks ago and I’ve been dragging my jh pcs around like a ghost child with their haunted victorian doll oh my god I am OBSESSEDDDD WITH HIM 🤞I also got so many xdh posters with it for some reason so I finally caved and hung all my big ass pob posters in my room and it fully looks like a kpop store in here now LMAO 🚶‍♀️YES update all your pulls !!!!!!!!! I’m so excited 👼

ALSO THE SKZ MEME PLEEAAKKXKXKDKEK SOOOO FUCKING REAL the way my sister texted me the shinee version of that meme this morning 😭😭 I love you bb I hope you have the best week !!!!!!!!!!!! 💓💓💓💓🫶🫶🫶

[annkous]

WE ARE SO BACK

SO LESSON 21 DROPPED LAST NIGHT OUT OF THE BLUE.......

Lesson 20 here!

LET'S DO THIS.

We start with a bit of whiplash because the brothers are getting ready for RAD in their school uniforms, but RAD is not quite open yet. There's still two months for the Founding Ceremony, and today the brothers are helping around the school doing chores. They're also excited you're walking with them, Mammon the most of all. Love the spotlight on him always, they even call him out on his eagerness lmao.

Satan is having trouble with a jar of marmalade, and you try to help him with magic... but it's not working. And it's not the jar. It's clear something is wrong with your magic, but since you still use a spell to stop the jar from spilling all over the brothers (and it works), it gets forgotten quickly. Weird.

You can tell something is in Lucifer's mind, being the most perceptive of the brothers. I think he's noticed that failure at the beginning wasn't just a fluke. Something is wrong with your magic, but apparently you brush it off since the mc doesn't comment on it again.

Then I just got excited because WE HAVE A NEW SONG MAP!! "IT'S MY PARTY!" IS FINALLY HERE! And it has a new pretty background too! We also have new UR cards in hard mode ;u;

Also in normal mode we have new cards too, and I usually don't pay attention to those, but this time they caught my attention because they had German on the titles for some reason and I'm a language nerd so I just can't help but point them out.

For example, Lucifer's card is called "Prideful Eins", Mammon is "Greedy Zwei" and Levi is "Envious Drei". Sounds cool and that's probably all there is to it aaaa ANYWAYS BACK TO THE GAME-

Some shenanigans happen where they all want you to fix their uniform. Nothing out of the ordinary.

LMAO rip

When we arrive Mephisto is already with Diavolo. He tries to get a rise out of Lucifer, but he gets ignored and quickly gets distraced since he's "the best suited demon to take care of RAD's newspaper". Barbatos asks us to keep an eye on the brothers as they do their chores by pairs, and we have to bring a report to Lucifer about their performance as well. The job of a devilsitter is never over.

Simeon and Luke are still around, but they're only staying until the Founding is done. They're not enrolled in as exchange students just yet after all, and Luke's sad about it. Simeon calls him out on it www I love this child.

Anyways you arrive to the first pair and then you get this ominous title that confirms that yes. Something, definitely, is not right.

First we have Satan and Belphie, who got demoted to weeding duty after Lucifer caught them slacking in the library (they were supposed to be cleaning but went off looking for curses instead. Of course.)

Satan has no right to be this funny is2g.

However they're close to fighting, and Satan is done with this ardous task, so he decides, being the smartest person in the area, to summon a hellfire salamander to burn the weeds. He might be the smartest around but it wasn't his turn with the braincell today, huh.

Anyways it goes bad, as expected, but we can see what this little plot is for: it's not to cause trouble, but to show you that yes, your magic is growing weak. You can protect both brothers with water, but none of you can send the salamander back. Thankfully, Solomon appears out of the blue and solves this mess. But he also notices that something's wrong.

He says this when you ask. Alright then, keep your damn secrets.

Next up are Asmo and Beel, and again we can see something is definitely wrong. Asmo asks us to help them to cheat by using magic so their cleaning goes faster. You have the option to comply or refuse. I refused, and so Asmo used his charm on me. AND IT WORKED. I THINK IT SHOULDN'T HAVE WORKED????

Regardless of your choice, magic is used, and then it gets out of control. The brooms/mops move on their own, but so do Beel and Asmo and now they can't stop their bodies as they move around cleaning non-stop. You have to undo the spell before anyone gets hurt.

mc PLEASE

We use the "stay" command to stop them since we can't find another way to undo the spell, and it works... But it's not the same. It feels weird, and even Beel and Asmo mention it.

They've stopped dropping hints and just outright said it: our magic is fucked.

Now, since by using stay we made Beel and Asmo fall on us, Beel has to carry us to the classroom to look for something to heal our ankle that just got sprained by this mess. BUT BEEL PIGGYBACK MOMENT.

Levi and Mammon are inside the classroom, also ignoring their cleaning duties, obviously. They're on their phones instead. Mammon immediately gets bossy when he sees that you are hurt, I love it. But again, things go wrong, just that this time it's not how you might expect it. You find an ointment for your leg, but...

Mammon starts acting weird as well, as if he's blinded by greed and nothing else, like he can't even see you: he only sees profit and ignores that you need help. That he's not actually joking makes it look really bad.

I believe they wrote Mammon in this part to be such a dickhead so you would definitely notice that something is wrong. Like, they exaggerated his sin so bad so every single person can tell that something's wrong. I'm not really bothered by it (but I do feel a bit sorry for him kjdsf) because not only I think that's the reason, but I also think he won't be the only one changing. Personally, I think that they're going to be fully turning into the avatars of what they embody, and it's up to us to help them to keep their shit together.

The present brothers (Levi and Beel) call out Mammon, understandably. Simeon comes in to cut the fight before it starts and uses a healing spell on your leg. Problem solved, except now we got confirmed that shit's starting to go down and we don't know from which direction this mess is coming.

The chores are done, so time to head back with everyone and give the report to Lucifer.

I'm crying. I mean, he's not wrong.

They were all walking disasters so of course they get a lecture from their older brother.

Barbatos brought cookies, the sweetheart please give me your birthday card I am suffering over here I have no vouchers and he's hidden a lucky coin in one of the cookies that supposedly brings good luck to whoever carries it. And we got it!

I love this option. We give it to Simeon for good luck (I can't help but think that mc is thinking about the Simeon in the present, who was demoted down to a human......) but he insists that you shouldn't give it to him in exchange from him helping you with the ankle before...

So Mammon yoinks the coin instead. Wow.

He gets called out on it. And yeah. He's definitely off the rails.

Finally we notice, as the mc, that Mammon is acting strange.

And so does Luci, as Mammon keeps talking about money on the way home, happily flipping his coin. He's not calling him out on his behaviour, though. I wonder if he's just watching so he can get a better grasp of the situation. He hasn't mentioned a thing about our magic failing this morning either.

Mammon bumps into Belphie, who's suddenly stopped, and the coin falls and gets lost on the street. Mammon gets unreasonably angry at Belphie about his coin. driving home the greed point. Belphie feels bad, and finally, Mammon seems to realize that he's going overboard and just walks home :(

My favourite part here was that when you talk to the brothers about how Mammon has been acting strange, you get points with both Lucifer AND Mammon.

The lesson ends with us having a bit of a stressful talk with Solomon back at our home.

I assume that's what he noticed when he used his magic to fucking yeet the hellfire salamander away.

Well shit.

So we have these two months to do the Pacts again, or we're screwed.

At least he's trying to cheer you up.......

Then he finishes dinner while we're not looking and it's the end of lesson 21 so I assume we just fucking died on the spot.

I'm joking AFTER THIS WE HAVE A VIDEO CALL. PLOT RELATED. AT LAST. IT'S BEEN SO LONG OH MY GOD I NEED MORE OF THOSE I don't mind the models I've grown used to them. They're fun to watch and they're fully voiced!! It's basically you, Satan, Belphie and Asmo talking about Mammon, who hasn't gone to eat dinner even :( they just tell you not to worry, as if this won't be turning into everyone's problem soon hfjdhf oh dear.

It's short but I hope there's more calls in the future...

The extra lesson is right after Mammon left, where Beel, you and Luci go to buy groceries for the House of Lamentation. They give him a long-ass list of extra things to buy and this poor man is just Tired and Done. But he does it anyways for his siblings.

There's a bit of a memory game going on during this whole lesson where you have to remember everything the brothers asked of Lucifer and help him get the stuff. They did it too in the classroom bit where you sprained your ankle. I don't know if you showing you have incredible memory (or not) is going to be relevant, but it's fun. C-check the log? What log? Cheater? Me? I don't know what you're talking about-

Lucifer only tells you "not to worry" about Mammon and sadly that had the total opposite effect on me because I'm sure this fucking stupid man said this bit because his Pride is showing, just like Mammon's Greed, and will try to solve it on his own. This is going to be a smackfest of mc vs the brothers and we're going to go ONE by ONE telling them to tone it down, isn't it.

Since this lesson was shorter than the others, I also went ahead and did the hard version. I wanted the extreme version of "it's my party!", but not yet :( anyways the hard lesson scene is ahout Mammon and Simeon.

Simeon is having trouble choosing what to add to his hot cocoa when Mammon walks in. Simeon seems chill towards Mammon, being the angel that he is, even if Mammon basically took your gift away from him.

Mammon looks like he's about to say something about the coin, I think he was about to apologize, but eventually switches the topic to Simeon's choice dilemma and just says this:

That can't be tasty, Mammon......

What Mammon said reminds Simeon of this so he just pulls a uno reverse on Mammon, who pretends that doesn't remember. I love this angel so much.

Mammon says that he's going out for a walk, but Simeon knows that he's going out to look for the lucky coin, so he goes and places a blessing of luck on Mammon so he finds it and sends him off.

Also the cocoa tastes disgusting. That's where the hard 21 scene ends lmao.

I have to say, I love the conflict that's building up. Like, I know in ogOM Mammon was a bit of the butt of the joke and got called out a lot on his greed, and I think a few people aren't going to like this lesson because it feels like it's going back to that point, but I personally don't mind it as much because it's not "part of Mammon" as it was in the og (it wasn't even THAT bad either, if anything, it might be just like when you two first met), but it feels like a "plot point", exaggerated too so you notice the change from how he's been in Nightbringer up to this switch. Hell, they even want YOU to see that he's going overboard by taking the coin you gift to Simeon when he politely declines it. Not even YOU are exempt of his greed, as you can see when he refuses to give you the ointment for your swollen ankle unless you pay him, and that by itself is the biggest red flag I've ever seen on Mammon tbh. Like, damn, they really wanted you to see it jdsfsf.

I wanted even more conflict so that's what Solmare is giving me I GUESS lmao

And I love that the pacts thing is moving forward with a sense of urgency now. We have two months left as our power runs low or else we're getting stuck here forever AND we're also growing weaker while the brothers are, for some unknown reason, (potentially and just one brother for now) becoming assholes by fully embodying their own avatars. We've been OP for too long. Time to get humbled. I bet Michael is watching with popcorn.

There's also no sign of Michael yet btw, as expected. Seeing the direction this story bit is taking, I feel he's not gonna show on this arc just yet. We have this mess to solve before the Founding Ceremony, so maybe after? I wonder if Solmare will tease a silhouette at least lol.

Can't wait for the trouble.

Edit: trouble is here on LESSON 22 AAAAA

[heeliopheelia]

JUST GONNA DIE OVER HERE NOW WHA THE ABSOLUTELY FUCK.

SIRS SIRS NO YOU CANNOT DO THAT HAVE MERCY ON US

(not me getting back into my hand kink with Jake's gorgeous hands MURDER ME RIGHT NOW)

Resisting the urge to write some sugar daddy fic about both of them because they look exactly like that

I don't know if you're doing well after the photoshoot babes but I'm gonna ask you how you are anyway 🙂

OMGNSNNSNSS I SAW IT AND SAVED EACH AND EVERY PHOTO LMAO 🤪 NO BCS LIKE PARK SUNGHOON WHAT ARE WE?? 😭👰

And pls the hand kink is so valid like??? Personally, I'm in love with Hoon's hands bcs he has like those slightly thicker fingers and the longer nails?? ⚰️🫠 YK WHAT I MEAN?? But Jake's hands also have me lowkey frothing at the mouth so 🤡👌

Bestie if u ever do write that fic – is2g imma be the first one to read it 😍🤓

[gojou-violin]

Crying in bed. I just finished rewatching all of Tokyo Ghoul, so I’m finishing up my outline for my fic as much as I can before the manga gets here so I can clean up the outline a bit then actually start writing—

Anyhow. Crying cuz I’m writing the timeskip stuff 😭😭 Yuki and Kaneki have a son and they name him Kishou. Actually my 13th reason 😭 Tsukiyama spoils the shit out of himmmmmmm.

Yomo and Uta haven’t made up yet. Hinami and Ayato have a baby on the way- And she’s always so sick, poor baby, but she’s got Ayato with her at all times, and Mama Yuki looks after her, too, giving her as much advice and help as she can 😭 Hide and Touka had a baby recently, which was so difficult because she nearly died giving birth (ghoul x human baby = bad idea) so now Hide’s on this whole righteous path of never having another kid because he’d lose his mind if anything happened to Touka 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 And ofc Touka having difficulty with the baby is now making Kaneki nervous cuz they’re expecting their second kid. (Bro, everyone in this found family be fucking like rabbits, idk what to tell you). The only people who are like “baby bad” are Nishiki and Kimi. Aka the only ppl with common sense 💀 Urie and Saiko are still living with Yuki and Kaneki, just like they said they would— AND I DONT WANNA HEAR IT FROM ANYONE ABOUT URIE AND SAIKO BEING OLD ENOUGH TO LIVE ON THEIR OWN!! Those are Yukina’s children and she’ll coddle them as long as she fucking wants lmao 😭🫰And I love how Urie still helps Yukina in the kitchen, cuz that’s *their* space. Back when they were living in the chateau together, his timeouts in the kitchen were the only time he felt like he was actually acknowledged by someone else that he cares about 😭

I’m gonna throw myself off a building, is2g

[captainaikus]

Hmm maybe you could call me Bun? And I've fallen for Yoichi and Sei so hard 😩 Also, like, I have this love-hate thing with Reo is2g I can't help but want him to fall for someone that doesn't give him even the time of the day because why not lmao. Can't recall if someone asked this before, but do you have a love-hate feeling with any character in bllk? -🐰

It is yours, bun!

Reo would probably like to be in a relationship where he isn't given the time of the day- its one of the reasons why he prefers mature women and then comes crawling back to you for attention like a whiny little puppy its kinda like a competition to see who will snap first and its gonna be Reo for sure.

Yeah i do have a love hate relationship with someone from bllk - the itoshi brothers and Barou ಠ_ಠ and oriva Common factor between the three of them are that they are cocky. And even if they do come out of it when they are in their 20s they aren't going to abandon their attitude anytime soon. overgrown tantrum throwers

[cupajoscafe]

🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻

5 THINGS?????? ANON I PROMISE IM NOT THAT INTERESTING 😭😭 uhhhh okay let's see!! -i got to meet some of the drag race queens at montreal pride back in 2016! i met alaska, bob, thorgy, jujubee, and jaremi carey (who has since quit drag and he doesn't do it anymore). i also met jinkx monsoon last year when she came to my city to do an improv singing show!!

-when i first started watching naruto i was a HARD CORE sasuke simp. like i thought i was going to marry sasuke uchiha. i was convinced. and then when i watched the anime and saw that he left the leaf village he broke my heart and i started simping for shikamaru instead. my friend used to be a shikamaru simp but something changed and they started simping for sasuke, so we switched our love interests and paired our respective ocs with their new partners. image below was literally me at 12 years old LMAO

-i used to consider yugioh and pokemon cartoons, they were never really anime to me. the first anime i ever watched after i understood what anime really was, was inuyasha. and i simped so hard for that half demon boy is2g

-okay now listen. i dont know how the FUCK im not a furry. but as a child,,,,i used to have a crush on so many fuckin furry characters. inuyasha, ace bunny from loonatics unleashed, fuckin KOVU from lion king 2, ratchet from ratchet and clank. i would go to sleep at night pretending i was cuddling one of them and kiss the back of my hand like i was kissing them 😭😭

-a piece of fanart that i drew of a moment from season 1 of telltale's the walking dead ended up on their fanart wall, and i found out bc in 2013 i was watching a studio tour vid they did and saw it hanging up there and when i tell you i SCREAMED

[bugcatcherwill]

super random but I remembered back when I went to school in person instead of paying attention I would draw the ratc characters eyes because I didn't know how to draw monsters yet and I was looking through my gallery today and I found a big chart of eye bases and decided to wizzrobe-ify it SO

excuse my link level handwriting I just felt like adding my wizzrobe ocs too because. I have a NORMAL amount of them [this isn't even all of them]

ANYWAYS

this chapter,,, I'm eating it. gootbye.

LOTI'S BACK. I am punting her. I have so many opinions about Loti. I love her. I want to throw her so hard she blasts off team rocket style. BITCH !

and oouggrhhhh THE YIGA DEFECTION ARC IS REARING BACK UP,,,,,, I CAN'T WAITE TO SEE MORE OF THE REST OF WREN'S SQUAD AGAIN AUG HSJJSSJAJ [I like Parry a NORMAL amount] [I LOVE HOW WHEN THEY FIRST GOT INTRODUCTIONS I SAID FISHER AND CARDINA WERE MY FAVORITES BUT NOW PARRY'S ROTATING IN MY MIND LIKE A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN]

waiter, waiter ! more yiga yuri, please !

I can't wait to see more of Valry and Fortue's relationship they're so fun I HAVE LIKE A LOVE/HATE RELATIONSJIP WITH VALRY SHE MAKES ME YELL AT MY SCREEN WHENEVER SHE DOES SOMETHING EVIL BUT ALSO I AM SUCH A SUCKER FOR THE QUIET WHISPERY CHARACTER WHO'S SECRETLY LIKE,,, SCARILY ELOQUENT AND ALSO THE BONUS OF BEING MALICIOUS. I AM SQUEEZING HER LIKE A STRESS BALL

smashing them together like barbies

OOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE THESE EYE DESIGNS OMG

THE LITTLE RED SPECKS IN REZEK THO AUGH MY HEARTTTT

The stark difference between Ashen and Sahpira means so much to me you have no idea

Like that's EXACTLY the vibe I have been going with both of them. How Ashen's more icy blue while Sahpira is a deep blue representing both their personalities and their whole symbolism,,,

Ire is so lemon omg,,,sour little thing,,,throws in box and shakes it around,,,

I'M LOVING THE OC DESIGN TOO LETS GOOOOOO

And ohhhh yeah Loti's absolutely in that "love to hate" tier. She's a great embodiment of the upper Yiga leadership. Constantly clawing at her own just to get ahead, conniving but flawed in her tunnel vision towards self-interest, but also still not high enough on the totem pole to be completely free from the constant abuse the Clan puts each other through.

And speaking of Wren's clan...I really oughta write a chapter that gives all of them a few more scenes. Especially with the story beats I'm planning to do with them EHEHEHEHE

AND YEA I'm really liking how I'm characterizing Fortue. In a Clan full of nonsensical idiots it's fun to write someone whose favorite thing is doing taxes and hates all the smoke and mirrors. And then make her, as historians would put it, "best friends" with arguably the most out there Yiga we've seen is even funnier.

is2g I'm writing 3 books at this point hjkasdflkhj

If you want my biggest inspiration for Valry's whole.....schtick....I basically based her off how most Ghost-type trainers talk in Pokemon LMAO

Yiga Clan def got occult vibes so I'm especially leaning into it with Valry :3

[simp47koreancrackheads]

It’s been so long since I wanted to read this series!!😍😍 let’s goooo

First of all the visuals of this jimin are SO cute and soft!! Blonde jimin is just 🤤😭 perfect for this pairing! And it’s so cool and interesting to see the member as the human! Also they’re like, the perfect match of grumpy/sunshine!! 💜💜

Listen idk if this jiminie is fucking terrified of her or if he’s just nervous! him sweating and saying stuff like “how’s the food here” “how old are you” is ADORABLE jajajjaja 🥹 equally adorable of her to refer to him as “her human”. cuteeeeeee🙈

“Don’t call me unless it’s an emergency. I hate talking on the phone.” Lmao sameee I’m a millennial, phone calls are invasive and scary 😂

“Some humans don’t mind a little pain.” Dammnnn ok !! It’s always the cute ones, right? 😂 this jimin had me fooled. He’s a teasing little shit!!

“You need to stop hanging out with Jin’s 400-year-old ass. He’s got you talking like a weirdo.” JAJJAJAJ I swear every Seokjin you write is PURE GOLD!!🤣✨

whoreing on insta and now on the couch?!! JIMIN YOU LITTLE SLUT😤

Ok but the pink hair, swollen lips, exposed chest, fresh hickeys, thrown on the couch sporting his big D all over his pants would be a major weakness for me, too🤤🤤❤️‍🔥😮‍💨

HE’S FUCKING MASTURBATING 💀 knowing full well she’ll hear him!!! POLICE!!! 🚨🚨🚨😩 what a tease!!!!

“I know you want to, I saw the way you looked at me last night.” fuck fuck fuck the tension THE TENSION OMFG!!!

Is2g this jimin !!! teasing like that and then 😦 Feigning innocence all of the sudden!! 😦😦I’m losing it!! He’s slowly wrapping her around his finger and tbh who could resist him on that fit??😩

of coURSE HE HAS A FIREFIGHTER COSTUMESKSLSPIJHHKDLSBQKQK

Honestly this jimin wrecked me HARD like??? At the beginning I thought he was all shy and cute and a little scared HE TURNED OUT BEING A BIG ASS SWITCH-TEASING KINKY LITTLE SHIT!!!

The smut Jai. Jfc. You killed me. This was so good, so fucking hot❤️‍🔥 perfectly built up with all the previous little teasing moments till they couldn’t bare the tension anymore!! him begging and then going all dom shit😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨🥵 ahhh!! So so good I loved it!!❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Ok hornyness aside😂, I love the way you created this AU! The whole “humans in a vampy college” thing, the little details like, the mirrors not working on them but they used their phones instead, the blood flavored beer; it’s like it’s never boring reading you!! Such fun little facts! I love when a fic transports you to their “world” and yours always deliver the whole experience, always such a pleasure to read you!!

I enjoyed this so much!! Can’t wait to read pt 2!! 💜💜💜💜😍😍😍

nectar | pjm

Humans have this annoying habit of being drawn to danger, and you’re having a hard time stopping yourself from sinking your teeth into your new roommate. You’re not sure what’s more tantalizing: his impossibly good looks or his seemingly innocent way of flirting with the darkest part of you.

» pairing: human!jimin x vampire!reader 

»date & wc: May 2022 | 16k

»genre: BTS | 18+ | roommates to lovers | supernatural au | (why do i keep writing college aus??) | smut | angst | fluff (maybe?)

»warnings: alcohol | biting (it’s a vampire fic, duh) | blood | blood play | choking | degradation kink | discrimination (humans vs. vampires) | fingering | hypnosis | lots of swearing | masturbation | pain kink | reader is kinda mean to jimin for most of the fic | scratching | slapping | unprotected sex | vampire venom gets jimin high

»notes: *tiktok sound* this shit rated porn !!!! pls pay attention to the warnings. i don’t wanna freak anyone out unexpectedly!! but anyway this was really fun to write. i looooooove supernatural aus and i wanted to make a member the human for once. so i hope you freaks enjoy! 🧛🏽🩸💦

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Ambrogio University had the bright idea to open its doors to humans. Having been a private university for vampires for five centuries, the controversial decision to end the admissions practice of denying humans was the university president’s final declaration before retiring. She had been known for operating from a far more inclusive mindset compared to previous presidents. But despite her charitable mindset, most current students, alumni, and staff were up in arms about the whole thing. Even a few trustees were ready to pull out of supporting the university (and many of them actually did). Not only was there a social shift on campus, but there was a sudden concern about the financial impact of opening the university’s doors to humans. 

Still, the efforts were underway with full force. A flood of humans were applying as first years, and even more were transferring from human-only universities. 

Which was how you ended up with a new human transfer student, Park Jimin, standing at the front door of your dorm with a backpack slung over his shoulder, a large cardboard box in his arms, and a suitcase at his feet. You’re sure he’d given you a proper greeting, but all you could focus on was his prominent Adam’s apple and his muscular neck. 

This shit was stupid. 

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