#is this still

[achromatophoric]

Enid enters her room to be greeted by Wednesday next to a writhing mess of eyes and countless tendrils.

Enid: Hey Willa! What uh— who? Who’s your… friend? Relative?

Wednesday: Miserable day, Querida. This is Elagabalus, my Eastern Scandinavian swamp blog. Elagabalus, flagellum.

Elagabalus: *extends one tendril*

Enid: Oh! Kay. Howdy! *shakes tendril*

Wednesday: For the sake of brevity allow me to explain. It has recently come to my attention that you have a certain fixation on blogs. It is rumored that you even tumble with them.

Enid: Um, Willa—

Wednesday: Please allow me to continue. I myself have often tumbled with my blog, resulting in a fair share of bruises received during training. I’ve raised Elagabalus since it was a mewling webling with barely half of its three dozen eyes open.

Enid: Eek?

Wednesday: It was remiss of me to not know of this shared interest in such an unorthodox pet. Were I more attentive as a partner, then perhaps you would not feel so ashamed of sharing this part of yourself with me.

Enid: Urk!

Wednesday: Querida, please. Could you find it in your radiant heart to forgive me? And know that, should you wish for it, I would be honored if you would introduce me to your blog.

Enid: *gaze flicks nervously back and forth between her laptop and Wednesday*

Wednesday:

Enid:

Elagabalus:

Wednesday: Your blog is an—

Enid: —an internet thing, yeah. *sympathetic wince*

Wednesday:

Enid: I am so sorry, Willa! But it’s like, mega sweet of you to share Yo-gabba-gabbalus with me! Hug??

Wednesday: *smooshes into the hug*

Enid: Eeee! So Babycakes, still wanna see my blog?

Wednesday: … fine.

[omamorens]

DAWN & …

our beloved elven Oracle, Adaine Abernant for this year’s @d20zinejam !

she’s a pretty princess to me and i love putting shiny things on her :)

her dress also has lore. wanna find out? wanna see more? theres so much more amazing content by other artists too! CHECK OUT THEIR WORKS HERE. :>

[lycanlovingvampyre]

Magnus tumblr exploding in 3... 2... 1...

[oh-my-damn]

I guess if any tumblrs run by minors/are sfw want me to send them a pic of my family member with a member of the Evans family? Lmk

or please just ignor me i am Texas house wife

this conversation is happening differently off tumblr by people who don’t care that much

I'm sorry

If you're a Texas housewife then why would you have pictures or even know about the Evans family?

And what conversation are you having off tumblr?

I would assume you sought my blog out because of the Chris Evans blog, so all of this truly baffles me 🤔

[noahverrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[telebeast]

unoriginal joke

[livingthedragonlife]

laios is perhaps the only character not to get the "they mentioned their favorite food once and the fandom makes it their whole personality" treatment. his favorite food is cheesecake and absolutely nobody cares

[jenjen4280]

Taken in 2000 about a year into our relationship.

Taken in 2024 (last weekend). Didn’t quite get the pose or positioning right, but hey, we’re older and our memory ain’t what it used to be!

[sailing-ever-west]

graph of what being hungry is like with adhd

[nb-marceline]

(full article here)

[w1lmuttart]

The lake town

[epoxyconfetti]

[lambergeier]

the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[moodsandtenses]

There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"