What if Ted had WhatsApp.🫣
I'm doing my annual rewatch of I have no mouth but I must scream Vidya game
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"name two people who matched each others' freak"
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I Will Not Apologize
Happy Pride, ya'll.
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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the secret to life is always having something to look forward to
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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES
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I had to stop smoking sativa because whenever I smoked sativa at parties I would turn into an absolute menace and start bullying men specifically for no reason. I turned into public enemy number one of college boys
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This Friday's meme is: the perfect being
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