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rileyclaw · 2 years ago

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you know how everything is like a hundred times funnier when you're not allowed to laugh??

#this is almost based on true events. once at a sleepover a friend of mine was in the most ABSURD sleeping position #and we COULDNT keep it together. we woke his ass right up by losing it the second he made a small noise in his sleep #the owl house #toh #my art #human realm hijunks #amity blight #luz noceda #vee noceda #willow park #yes they are used to this but have you considered: your friend sleeping is always going to be hilarious #comic

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mooneln0ne · 9 months ago

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A compilation of my favorite comments from this post

#yes i share the same name as one of the one piece characters #and yes my name is really absurd and uncommon #and also weird #also none of these comments got it correct #moonel.shitpost

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expectiations · 9 months ago

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I still find it funny that people call eleven a "deadbeat husband" and their marriage "toxic" but twelve is the "perfect husband" and their marriage "wedded bliss" all because of the few moments we'd seen between 11 and River were them being "toxic". yes of course! let's ignore how the minisodes show how that description isn't true and even how little moments in the episodes themselves – "what? that's it?" (why haven't you kissed me goodbye? are you being sly on purpose so I'd kiss you first?) and "they wouldn't bury my wife out here" and the music room is the heart of the home and it's not a ghost story, it's a love story – show 11 cared and put in the work and yes, they're going to have disagreements like the ones in TATM because duh who doesn't but it does not mean it is the entirety of their relationship but people have taken it and made it the entirety of their relationship.

#doctorriver #doctor x river #river song #doctor who #eleventh doctor #the doctor #twelfth doctor #yowzah #eleven x river #can you tell i am passionate about this topic? no? yes? maybe?#i blink my eyes in confusion(?) the absurdity of it all(?) when i see 11 described as a deadbeat husband #do people still not understand that we only saw like 3% of their relationship? that we didn't see *everything*??#i really have to post those damn wonderful twitter threads here #i thought i'd only be seeing those awful takes on twitter but hah no apparently not #and that other one saying river has no agency? river has no say in her life? river had been forced to keep her life as is?#that the doctor didn't exert that much effort for her the same way she did for him? i'm still trying to digest it tbh because what if i've #taken it the wrong way? but it came up again on my feed and it's still the same. damn. people really believe river had no agency? no choice #tia talks tish #dw musings

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pigswithwings · 2 years ago

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happy pride guys. computers

#pig originals #pig does art #tech art #computer art #apple imac g3 #yes the last image is like a divider. and in fact i will use it myself all of this month. it will be good #the rainbow imacs took an absurd amount of time for no reason

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blatantprinterpropaganda · 26 days ago

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the "handle with care" box in the background as style's dad tells fadel to handle him with care...... god.

#fadel: yes i'm serious about him. unfortunately i also have serious reason to believe he's informing the police about my hitman activities #fadel's dad: ah that's goo- uhhhhhhh. wait is that gay slang?#fjdkfdjk. this scene is NOT that funny but also it is. because everything on this show is.#heartbreak can be funny if it's absurd enough!!#*#the heart killers

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yoroshiu · 1 month ago

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Isn't it funny that most of the games in Kingdom Hearts end in tragedies, or very bittersweetly, AT BEST. And even the handful that are technically happy endings have the underlying pressure of the upcoming battle, so nothing is ever truly "outright happy."

#kingdom hearts #kh #i think that's part of the beauty and power of kh #the fact that it unintentionally and intentionally has that whiplash of the absurdity of mashing Disney and FF together #but still makes an earnest narrative that isn't afraid to explore things identity and trauma and mental health #is why it resonates so much with people who are willing to look beyond the “hehe disney x FF funny game lore doesn't make sense” image #and yes this series is ridiculous and goofy but also a lot of characters get fates worse than death and more often than not #have to keep pushing forward whether it gets addressed or not #my most favorite thing is seeing people who don't know kh not only get flabbergasted by the complexity (that stems from how abstract kh's #themes/concepts are) but be shocked by how moving and tragic it is #no kh does not have the typical “they lived happily ever after”#in fact they rarely do #but the fact it hinges so much on hope kinda hits differently #it's not hope full of sunshine and flowers but hope that stems from tears and separation and so much internal conflict yet carrying so much #love to not erase the cracks but fill them in gold #im starting to not make sense aren't i #anyway play kingdom hearts ehe #yoroshiu rambles

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nasykuching · 2 years ago

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Accidental proposal

(Unbestknown to him, they’re already married)

For those who don’t know, “i want to eat your miso soup everyday” means “let’s get married, i want to eat your cooking everyday.” Or “i want you to be my wive.”

Idk if it’s still used nowadays though lol

#ferumuko #idk if it already has the tag on tumblr or not #フェルムコ #tondemo skill de isekai hourou meshi #tondemo skill #Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill #the cat is out yes i ship them #my art #fel #feru #mukoda

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universesrising · 5 months ago

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shows up late to the server meeting with starbucks

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hello hermitcraft fandom have the only image i will ever draw of the funny minecraft doofuses

my eyes hurt why did i go nuts with the shading

image i struggled greatly to reference:

#i forgot to paint some parts of the shading pretend like you cant see that #also the arm thats not facing the camera is the bane of my entire existence i hate it so much #how do i tag hermitcraft things #hermitcraft #tango #tangotek #tango tek #is that enough. you know what yes #please appreciate the nether bricks they dont make a lot of sense but i spent frankly an absurd amount of effort on them for how they look #thank you and good night

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otrtbs · 1 year ago

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not ppl hating on ahb! bc the whirlwind romance of it all is an unbelievable trope and for it to happen with three separate couples is just so unrealistic. like. my brother in christ that's the point of this fucking fanfic thanks for noticing.

i prommy nobody is rawdogging piloting a plane over an ocean either. or building life-sized replicas of museums for practice heists. LEAVE ME ALONE! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. no need 2 tell me u fucking hated it. just keep ur mouth closed and get the fuck out!

#sorry u don't know how to have fun. go read the fucking encyclopedia or something!#like idk abt yall but i DO read fanfic for an element of the absurd sometimes #for the things that would never make it past a publishing house #yes give me three whirlwind romances #yes give me characters forgiving the unforgivable over and over again instead of leaving.#or being overskilled at everything bc they're the main character #like put those guys in the most extreme situations and make them have the most extreme reactions to things and just have fun #where is ur whimsy ??? WHERE IS UR FUCKING WHIMSY ???

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orangemoustache · 9 months ago

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here's a dumb thought i had

#hannibal #nbc hannibal #art #hannibal art #role reversal au #i know it sounds absurd but it makes sense in my mind #....yes they look like their s3 selves what of it #i used a promo pic as reference for will but i lost it halfway through & had to go by memory (lol)

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lupin-le-troisieme · 4 months ago

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Oops! All legs (aka the dumbest most brilliant idea i've ever had)

(available on Redbubble as stickers)

#yes I know this looks like it was colored by a toddler #my first attempt for this set but i already learned a lot and wish i had a drawing tablet more than ever before #look at this absurd thing #lupin iii #lupin the third #lupin the 3rd #lupin iii fanart #mine fujiko #jigen daisuke #goemon ishikawa xiii #zenigata koichi #anime fanart #fucking LOOK at them #all legs #damn

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bloodstainedsapphic · 3 months ago

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couldn’t wait to turn 15- then you blink and it’s been 10 years

#it’s my bday bitchesss #and i’ve been waiting to use this lyric since 2021 #anyone want secrets from a girl whose seen it all!#yes. it feels absurd to celebrate my bday while the world is falling apart around me with the election #nexttttt question!#finalgirllxspeaks #personal

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ricksanchezbignaturals · 1 year ago

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rick baby if you're not going to hell nobody is

#rick's prayers in this episode really do be living in my head rent free #im just so in love with the characterization like if it wasn't already obvious that he has religious trauma this scene really seals the dea #getting to see rick sanchez of all people- absurd amounts of power; god complex; cynical atheist rick sanchez begging for his life in praye #it makes me feel things #and like this bit in particular. he's on his fucking knees with his hands clasped and head bowed. man's SCARED and i am emotional #yes i was raised christian how could you tell #rick and morty #rick & morty #rnm #r&m #rick sanchez #rick and morty season 2 #a rickle in time #my nonsense

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kacievvbbbb · 6 months ago

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Shanks, because he is infinitely more politically minded than Mihawk (a man actually in the government) will ever have the patience to be, is more than likely aware that the marines will be extremely rattled and that the blow back would be intense if a Warlord of the sea was seen around an Emperor.

And sinces he’s not trying to cause a WG incident everytime he tried to go on a date with his pretty bird and also because he’s just a troll at heart. Shanks has collection of increasingly ridiculous giant sunglasses that he insists (read pouts) that Mihawk wear to hide his gorgeous eyes, before they go anywhere they could be seen.

What started out as a “necessity” had quickly grown into Shanks’ pet project of finding out just how absurd a pair of sunglasses could be and how much would he have to beg before Mihawk put them on?

#as Mihawk refuses to go anywhere without Yoru and would die before he lets Shanks dress him again #this ofcourse fools no one #but Shanks is nothing if not a betting man #and he’s in to deep now to back out #Mihawk lets him have this cause if shanks doesnt let it out now #his troll tendencies will manifest in somehow even worse acts of absurdity #Mihawk is doing his part in stopping Shanks from trolling small children in bars #throwing thoughts to the void #one piece #dracule mihawk #hawkeye mihawk #mishanks #akagami no shanks #op #red hair shanks #akataka #mihawk x shanks #and it does freak out the marines not in the know (aka Garp and probably Tsuru)#but Sengoku is to tired to do anything about it and the lower echelon of marine know better than to try and spy on Mihawk #they are infact replacable #reason number 184 why Akainu voted yes on disbanding the warlords #he wasn’t trying to deal with all that paper work whenever Mihawk decided that needing to be fucked outweighed being subjected to an idiot #the red hair pirates all have their bets going #yasopp of course is the ring leader and Benn is constantly cleaning up #red haired pirates #red hair pirates

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skyhavens · 4 months ago

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my biggest hope for veilguard (aside from wanting to romance varric lmao) is that we get animations for dwarven pcs that aren't horrendously awkward, ie: no rocketing up into the air for kisses. make the companions bend down or kneel! it's what we deserve! bg3 managed the extra work (for the most part......) so i'm just begging bioware to do the same. 🙏

#yes i AM still annoyed that qunari inquisitors got a special kiss with blackwall but dwarves kept being forced to take out their stilts #we can't play mages and haven't been in any promotional material the least you can do is make kisses that don't look absurd #📢.txt

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mapicccc · 2 months ago

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guh need to decide how I feel about devotions qpr

#its not about ship or qpr bc thats. an easy answer for me #but its about is qpr accurate. how does it work for them. would they ever be in a qpr bc theres also all the unspoken devotion stuffs #and by labeling it that kinda. removes that aspect.#accidental qpr without realizing it ig #its just how theyre on another level past everyone else #they can do things on ls that others would find absurd. how can you have that much trust.#yeah. qpr but unstated.#zam will be in romantic relationships but still puts mapicc first #because yes he loves his partners. but he is mapiccs. and mapicc is his. not just partner. entirely. wholly.#rambles #devotion posting #lifesteal spoilers

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