#like idk abt yall but i DO read fanfic for an element of the absurd sometimes | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

otrtbs · 1 year ago

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not ppl hating on ahb! bc the whirlwind romance of it all is an unbelievable trope and for it to happen with three separate couples is just so unrealistic. like. my brother in christ that's the point of this fucking fanfic thanks for noticing.

i prommy nobody is rawdogging piloting a plane over an ocean either. or building life-sized replicas of museums for practice heists. LEAVE ME ALONE! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. no need 2 tell me u fucking hated it. just keep ur mouth closed and get the fuck out!

#sorry u don't know how to have fun. go read the fucking encyclopedia or something!#like idk abt yall but i DO read fanfic for an element of the absurd sometimes #for the things that would never make it past a publishing house #yes give me three whirlwind romances #yes give me characters forgiving the unforgivable over and over again instead of leaving.#or being overskilled at everything bc they're the main character #like put those guys in the most extreme situations and make them have the most extreme reactions to things and just have fun #where is ur whimsy ??? WHERE IS UR FUCKING WHIMSY ???

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