we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
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reblog to cast level 5 spell: everyone who reads this gets a full night sleep
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he's listening and learning
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enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to
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A samurai does the sword thing but instead of someone dying it’s perfect top surgery
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a while back i posted screenshots of a conversation with a demi friend who afaik is otherwise cishet and extremely not on tumblr. i guess he's just gonna be a recurring character on this blog.
here is me (badly) explaining the deal with unicorns and dragons to him, and a message he had for acespecs in response.
make armadillo ace a thing. do it for him.
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lol, anyways, happy pride cuties!!
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be clingy with me. always talk to me. annoy me. send me selfies. tell me about your day. come to me when you overthink. i really love those things
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you don’t like country/folk/americana? you don’t like the soulful lamenting and colorful storytelling of poor workers and immigrants of the past? banjo banjo🪕?
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