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mahgck · 5 months ago

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you have to outlive donald trump

#you have to get ur own cat #you have to see one piece end #you have to laugh with your friends #you have to buy a stand mixer #you have to watch the sonic movie #you have to watch dunmeshi s2 #etc!!!! idc what gets you through it!!!!! fucking live!!!!!!!!

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homunculus-argument · 1 month ago

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This counts as vent art.

#art #my art #animation #the fucking tax people informed me that I've got an unpaid bill #I've paid it and the money left my bank account but doesn't show on their end #I tried to call them today to let them know they fucked up #AND THEY WON'T ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE #PICK IT UP SO I CAN TELL YOU OF YOUR FAILURES

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zelkams-art · 4 months ago

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in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this

#artists on tumblr #Arcane #jayvik #Jayce Talis #Viktor #arcane spoilers #my art #I saw That Shot (you know the one) and my brain broke with how beautiful it was #and then I was like wait those colors... oh my god what if...#aaaand I've always wanted to draw the klimt kiss ref #looks like these two were the ones who got it in the end hah #but phew this tested me in so many ways with figuring things out

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guiiay · 4 months ago

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jinx and isha visit a walmart

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chiisana-lion · 1 year ago

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#duck rants about something #im so fecked #edit before you tell me ''this isnt even relatable'' its not meant to be. i made this to complain about sleeping in before class and ending #up late every time. peace and love

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sadclowncentral · 8 months ago

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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

#interestingly not the most harrowing thing that happened tonight no that was #getting recognized from a podcast. i hope that never happens to me again thats so fucking scary #fuck me and my wretched life why do i always end up exisiting in the public eye while detesting the consequences

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icewindandboringhorror · 5 days ago

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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

#polls #tumblr polls #For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house #JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications #and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe #country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that #country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here #despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically #TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that #part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0 #Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth #or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather #than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in #a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like #$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make #payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or #something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have #paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone #with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have #to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer #than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them #or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into #why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY #I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like #to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most

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cordspaghetti · 10 months ago

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really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

#she’s CORNY. getting DEEPLY silly with it sorry #coworker on the other end is like #that’s great now can we talk about how we r going to fit this crazy insane installation into our schedule #bslc #digital art #x

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theshitpostcalligrapher · 10 months ago

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the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

#listen in my defense i bought 4 peaches and they are going to get oversoft in 2 days and i only ate two of them rn #that's discipline! that's control!#........#i will probably end up eating the other two in the middle of the night huh

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moodsandtenses · 9 months ago

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There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

#Dracula #Dracula Daily #(listen I know there was significantly more overlap between the two in a lot of folkloric antecedents)#(but it's STILL funny reading from this end of things)

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thought-begone · 4 months ago

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I guess the real glorious evolution was the homoerotic yearning we made along the way

#arcane season 2 #arcane season 2 spoilers #arcane #caitvi #jayvik #someone sedate right now #what do you mean they had each other in every universe?#literally the show cannot start and end without them jesus christ someone sedate me right now #at least my lesbians are happy

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hansoeii · 4 months ago

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