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so so so real @belle-keys 😌
scrolled hotdtwt for like 5 minutes and i've concluded i'm the only person in the world who's enjoying this season
#rhaenyra targaryen#is kissing girls#wielding swords#and slapping men#baela targaryen#is spitting fire lines kicking ass & taking names every week#rhaena targaryen#is awaiting her come-up#jacaerys velaryon#is the ultimate wife guy#all he needs to do is respect his mom a little more#daemon targaryen#is BFFs with the weirdest most delightful witch girlie in Westeros#alys rivers#alicent hightower#is having gay thoughts in septs & will never be able to deny her position again#even#aegon ii targaryen#is having cute little dragon boops with#sunfyre#I’d love for#criston cole#otto hightower#aemond targaryen#to be gone forever lmao but other than that#we’re eating good 😌 I truly do not see the problem#hotd#house of the dragon#hotd spoilers#hotd season 2
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this came to me about 0.2 seconds after the stream ended
#veero rambles#friends and foes may i present to you#the ultimate wife guys#the gasp i gasped when witnessing both of these#you understand#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#pjo#annabeth chase#percabeth#epic the musical#odysseus#odysseus epic#penelope epic the musical#odypen#vengeance saga#house of hades#heroes of olympus#odysseus and penelope#six hundred strike
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poseidon really just forgot that ody has the power of i-love-my-wife-juice and anime on his side
#odysseus is the ultimate wife guy#epic the musical#epic musical#epic odysseus#epic the vengeance saga
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even though it's been a while since neverafter i still can't comprehend that brennan told them "we're doing a horror season, pitch your characters" and murph went "ok first of all, this guy's wife doesn't love him anymore"
#ultimate wife guy behavior#he's such a wife guy ugh#wife guy#brian murphy#murph#dimension 20#brennan lee mulligan#emily axford#axmurph#d20#dropout#neverafter#d20 neverafter#gerard of greenleigh#princess elody
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Tumblr is a quality killer
#anyway THEM#bruce wayne#clark kent#superbat#dc#dc comics#battinson#let’s talk about the ultimate wife guy: Clark. this man adores Bruce to his indestructible bones#he could be standing there autistically and Clark would be like GALEEE#fanart#batman#dc art
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Wolffe: We've known each other for all of our lives
Bly: Yes
Wolffe: If I ask you what you did yesterday and you answer with "oh I was just hanging out with my wife and kids" then we've wasted our time. You think I don't know that? That's the shit you tell to people you don't know, "ah, just hanging out with the kids and the old ball and chain-"
Bly: Don't ever refer to my wife as ball and chain, she doesn't weight me down, she picks me up, bitch, she's the wind beneath my wings
Wolffe:
Bly: Don't you ever fucking say that
Wolffe:
Bly: Dirty little whore
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Odysseus has a type. And it's Penelope
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this is sibyl, vetinari, and vimes (in that order!!!)
#vetvimes#sibyl gets left out a lot but vimes is the ultimate wife guy he would die without her#discword
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#he tweets shit like this every time leone goes to the store without him#ultimate wife guy#unmatched in his mental illness#bruabba#bruno bucciarati#bruno buccellati#jjba#jojo#jojo part 5#jjba part 5#jojo golden wind#vento aureo#text post meme#text post edit
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they say that if a murderer kills a murderer, the amount of murderers in the world remains the same. this is not applicable to Assassins Georg, who kills twenty murderers each day-
#This Post Is About John Wick.#hes so funny...#im watching the movies finally and theyre comedies lets be honest#adding him to my blorbos list...#i love how he's Genuinely so fucking badass#and keanu plays wick like a pathetic wet cat#like you've got this guy that has everyone scared shitless. he's baba yaga. he's death itself#hard cut to Death Itself and he looks like he's on the verge of tears#he looks like someone killed his do-#killed his-#well. You Know.#he's hyper competent and so cool and he's also just so pathetic somehow?#the ultimate meow meow...#dead wife... dead dog... dead friend... everyone out to get him#everyone so mean to him 💅#absolutely unprompted#sorry. im watching movies again#(valley girl voice) yah so eyeve just reeely been into moovays latelay <3#yall ever seen a movie? theyre So Good. movies my beloved#until theres a bad move. then its agony like never before felt#but there are so many good ones...#and i feel the need to Let The World Know every time i watch one! i will proceed to do so!
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Hi, I loved your last art! Ultimate Imposter is an underrated fave of mine and I love the enby headcanon for him. I'm also curious about your thoughts on Hajime's gender identity. I see post-canon Hinata as inherently gender-fucked, at least a little, because I can't imagine going through everything he did wrt human experimentation and not coming out the other side with the realization that gender is fake. I know you don't like labels and I'm not asking for that, I'd just like to hear your take on the topic 🤔☺️ And sorry if you've talked about this before
My thoughts are basically like .... "you cant understand my gender or lack thereof if you dont have the insane amount of information and same experiences that I do. Not 100% sure I understand it myself on account of the ... yknow the forced brain altering and emotional amnesia. However retaining my identity post-lobotomy was kind of a big deal so I'll just default to that both to make it easier and because it feels better than nothing at all. Mostly don't care though"
#Hes just a guy who's a girl who's neither and a dude who's the ultimate gender yknow?#I mean if he canonically has every talent then that includes little sister and princess. probably stuff like. Ultimate uncle. Ultimate wife#But he doesnt wanna just go by the stuff that got forced into his head so while his gender has been severely fucked#He just kinda goes ok well. I am Hajime hinata so yeah. Sticking with that#Not an art#Its super complicated and no word can summarise it but as long as hes happy 🖤
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Travis really is the First Gentleman of the Eras Tour lmao
#i know we know this#but all the videos from last night including the escorted arrival and camera crew following him#just make him seem like the Doug Emhoff of the tour lol#including being the ultimate wife guy haha
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me when the sandfire and tigerdove dont hold up nearly as well as the fantasized versions of them in my head
#firestar is a wife guy to ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#tigerdove is about escapism and using others to escape your awful situation and self loathing but ultimately lacking the agency and maturity#to handle the relationship properly so it crashes but then when the dust settles and they grow up they reignite the spark and genuinely fall#in love but for the other person’s whole core this time. its like bruno x dusk if it wasnt fucked#also tigerheart is an egg#also tigerheart is basically just my oc bc i changed everything abt him including the gender#and the age and the motivations and the relationships and
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finally watching house md and am i supposed to like cameron bc i rlly don’t
#‘ur a bad person for being mad ur wife cheated’ ‘abortion so u can give ur dying husband a kidney is murder’ ‘parents are never that bad’#like stfu??? im only in the first season does she get better#like house is a pos but that’s the point. and he doesn’t act like he’s not one#w her it feels like the show is trying to make her out to be the ultimate good guy on the team but she fucking annoys meeeee
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Please, give Yasammy an homage to this. I need it.
#swan rewatches jurassic world#you know#getting a soft spot for owen here#he is very Wife Guy ultimately#owen grady#claire dearing#jwct#fallen kingdom#jwfk#clawen
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