#is the ultimate wife guy
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thestarlightforge · 4 months ago
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so so so real @belle-keys 😌
scrolled hotdtwt for like 5 minutes and i've concluded i'm the only person in the world who's enjoying this season
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ishouldsleepbut · 16 days ago
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this came to me about 0.2 seconds after the stream ended
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wateryourfuckingplants · 16 days ago
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poseidon really just forgot that ody has the power of i-love-my-wife-juice and anime on his side
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chalkbird · 1 year ago
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even though it's been a while since neverafter i still can't comprehend that brennan told them "we're doing a horror season, pitch your characters" and murph went "ok first of all, this guy's wife doesn't love him anymore"
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bruciemilf · 8 months ago
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Tumblr is a quality killer
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luzlylovely · 3 months ago
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varpusvaras · 8 months ago
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Wolffe: We've known each other for all of our lives
Bly: Yes
Wolffe: If I ask you what you did yesterday and you answer with "oh I was just hanging out with my wife and kids" then we've wasted our time. You think I don't know that? That's the shit you tell to people you don't know, "ah, just hanging out with the kids and the old ball and chain-"
Bly: Don't ever refer to my wife as ball and chain, she doesn't weight me down, she picks me up, bitch, she's the wind beneath my wings
Wolffe:
Bly: Don't you ever fucking say that
Wolffe:
Bly: Dirty little whore
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margindoodles2407 · 4 months ago
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Odysseus has a type. And it's Penelope
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ectoarchaeology · 7 months ago
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this is sibyl, vetinari, and vimes (in that order!!!)
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inkymaws · 10 months ago
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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 10 months ago
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they say that if a murderer kills a murderer, the amount of murderers in the world remains the same. this is not applicable to Assassins Georg, who kills twenty murderers each day-
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hajihiko · 1 year ago
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Hi, I loved your last art! Ultimate Imposter is an underrated fave of mine and I love the enby headcanon for him. I'm also curious about your thoughts on Hajime's gender identity. I see post-canon Hinata as inherently gender-fucked, at least a little, because I can't imagine going through everything he did wrt human experimentation and not coming out the other side with the realization that gender is fake. I know you don't like labels and I'm not asking for that, I'd just like to hear your take on the topic 🤔☺️ And sorry if you've talked about this before
My thoughts are basically like .... "you cant understand my gender or lack thereof if you dont have the insane amount of information and same experiences that I do. Not 100% sure I understand it myself on account of the ... yknow the forced brain altering and emotional amnesia. However retaining my identity post-lobotomy was kind of a big deal so I'll just default to that both to make it easier and because it feels better than nothing at all. Mostly don't care though"
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wavesoutbeingtossed · 12 days ago
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Travis really is the First Gentleman of the Eras Tour lmao
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yuridovewing · 5 months ago
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me when the sandfire and tigerdove dont hold up nearly as well as the fantasized versions of them in my head
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soshinee · 7 months ago
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finally watching house md and am i supposed to like cameron bc i rlly don’t
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swan2swan · 1 month ago
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Please, give Yasammy an homage to this. I need it.
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