#is the deer ok

[jalactic]

ok so the thing i need people to understand about OPLA chopper is that: HE’S BABY. i’ll elaborate

people are wondering why his antlers are fuzzy and maybe it’s because he’s actually a muppet but like. real deer antlers ARE fuzzy!!!

it’s called velvet and it helps bring bloodflow to the antlers as they grow and develop around springtime:

SO YES chopper is BABY. a growing boy

…deer also shed their velvet every fall, and it’s painless (like reptiles shedding skin) but it looks horrifying and now i’m imagining monster point chopper with these:

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I don’t know what it is but there’s a trick in them, that works so well on me

[princessbrunette]

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ik i said sarah isn’t my type but maybe in the context of like…. john b and sarah dating, appearing normal and regular to everyone around them but really they’re a pair of weird perverts, seeking out a sweet innocent girl for them to use like a little toy. they pick up a sweetheart working at the library, shy and lonely and decide she’s the one !! so they befriend her and start to bring her everywhere, getting her used to their copious amounts of affection that they play off as platonic… john b constantly putting an arm around your waist or stroking the back of your head which makes you nervously glance to sarah, not wanting to be disrespectful but she’s already gazing at you with that thinly veiled excitement and encouragement.

sarah is touchier than john b, knowing you’ll likely think nothing of it if it’s another girl. she doesn’t even know if you like girls like that, and you feel totally ashamed at the way your cunt clenches and gets all sticky when she jokingly grabs at your tits infront of everyone or smacks your ass, telling you to stop hiding that ‘pretty ass’ from her. you figure this is just how they are with their friends. open and affectionate— it’s only when the two invite you to a sleepover you suspect they might have been concocting something all along.

it gets onto the topic of sex, and you’re shameful to admit that you’ve never done anything like that before — coming from a very strict, perhaps religious family. sarah is still playing bestie-bestie with you, grabbing you to say “wait, hold on. you’re telling me you’ve never even made out with a guy? okay, you’re missing out. john b come here.” the two of them ushering you onto his lap. you feel nervous, like you’re being disrespectful once more and she simply reassures you, kissing your shoulder and telling you in your ear that it’s “—fine, babe. i’m right here so it’s not even weird.”

the night progresses, and doesn’t stop progressing until you’re totally nude, laying against sarah who encourages you as you take all of john b’s length, the man above you slowly grinding his cock inside you inch by inch as you wince, clenching hard around what he’s feeding you slowly. sarah is right there for you, starting off by simply holding your hand, sharing giggles with you. giggles that turn into kisses, that turn into her sucking on your tits and rubbing at your clit whilst her boyfriend fucks you.

john b is super sweet about it too as you can imagine. “hey, we’d never make you do anything you don’t wanna do. yeah?” brow all creased in genuine concern as he takes his turn to thumb at your clit. you’re split open around him, watery eyes glancing between the two to shake your head.

“feels really good.” you hiccup, and the couple share a chuckle together.

“thaaat, i figured. you’re like… incredibly wet. it’s amazing.”

so do we fw that or no .

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[nouverx]

A very specific idea/scenario I have about Alastor's sleeping habits

He barely even sleeps in the first place. He sleeps like only a few hours a week, in one go. He locks himself up in his room once a week, sleeps for 4 hours straight and that's it. And since he doesn't sleep much, each time he does he falls into a deep slumber and it's absolutely impossible to wake him up he's straight up passed out until he gets fully recharged.

He does this because the idea of being in a vulnerable position where anyone could do anything to him while he's completely defenseless is too unsettling for him, so he sleeps as little as he can and always makes sure he's locked up first, away from everyone else's eyes.

HOWEVER, one time he's playing cards with the rest of the hotel, and because he got unconsciously so comfortable around them, he accidently falls asleep on the couch during the game. Everyone is shocked because they didn't even know he actually needed to sleep (they always hear him walk around the hotel humming at night like an absolute creep so they just all collectively assumed he didn't need to sleep).

Charlie panicks a little because nothing seems to wake him up, but he's still breathing and seems fine, eventually they all just let him sleep there and keep on going with their card games since the noise doesn't seem to bother him. Charlie even put a blanket on him, and Angel initially wants to draw something on his face as a prank but in the end everyone agrees not to try anything like this, because who knows how the radio demon would react,,, could be dangerous.

A few hours later Alastor finally wakes up, immediately understands what happened and plays it cool like "Oh dear, looks like I passed out, too bad I couldn't finish the game :) oopsie" but internally he's SCREAMING

EDIT: greykolla was faster than me and made a comic about it it's so so good 😭 crying

[tubbytarchia]

didn't intend to draw this today but my hand slipped

[serafphim]

spots

[elkcrown]

get walked at and ATTACKED

[front-facing-pokemon]

[cervinae-canine]

"your f/o would be so gentle with you" "your f/o would be sweet towards you" real, my f/o would hunt me for sport and i let them. its enrichment for us both

Proship / Comship / RPF Do Not Interact or Repost Please !

[thisonesock]

Lucifer: Why did the hunter hit Alastor?

Lucifer: Because he was aiming deerectly at him! *wheeez*

Alastor: *standing behind him, ready to make Charlie an orphan*

[hmtaxidermy]

Shoutout to this massive buck that had a third antler growing in

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cuties

[gravelsong]

I need to go curl up and cry somewhere

[theorchardsys]

Zooanthropy VS Physical Alterhumanity

Hi! I'm a tad confused. My name's Pleo/Rowan and I am an alterhuman who began learning about alterhumanity from YouTube and TikTok, which have a vastly different understanding of clinical lycanthropy/zooanthropy than the Tumblr alterhuman communities. So, I'm here to ask a few questions! Feel free to answer any of the ones you feel like answering, or none at all!

What's the difference between being a clinical zoanthrope and being a physical alterhuman?

What's the difference between being a clinical zoanthrope and being fully nonhuman?

What's the difference between being a clinical zoanthrope and being a delusional alterhuman?

If the answer to all of the questions above was stress/interference with day to day life, are there any other differences?

Any other cool things to add about your experience?

Of course, this is not a validity debate. I wholeheartedly support all of the people above. I'm not here to argue either; only to learn. Thank you so much for your response if you do respond. If not, that's a-okay. Have a great day!

[benadrylcandlewhack]

I don't have any Valentines day drawings so he's a normal doodle dump bc I've been making good use of my new markers

[eliseyweeseylol]

fablehaven characters as deer thing ive been cooking up for a while 😋 I have big pics of them individually under the cuttt