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cluescorner · 8 months ago

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I cannot imagine being a Damian stan right now. You've got both Zdarsky's bullshit (where he clearly doesn't give a shit about your boy) and The Boy Wonder (where Juni Ba clearly gives so many shits about your boy) coming out on the same day. The whiplash must be insane. I hope y'all get some nice warm soup for your efforts jfc

#damian wayne #damian al ghul #damian al ghul wayne #batman #batfamily #for all of the issues that come with having Steph as your fave having too much wild shit happening at once is never one of them #btw I quite like The Boy Wonder Issue 1. wow shocker an artist and writer who I have liked everything they've ever done #has once again written something that I am enjoying with art that makes me want to be part of its world.#it's almost like Juni Ba is really freaking talented or something #like I have some problems with it but it seems like many of those are part of the point. Damian is learning that his siblings are more #three-dimensional than he realized and that is part of this 'coming of age' story merged with fairytale #so I can't be mad at the oversimplistic defining of Dick and Jason and Tim until the conclusion of the series. that might be the point.#I hope that the series will address Steph as a Robin but if not then frankly it's not an issue unique to this series.#I'll be annoyed and disappointed but ultimately roll with it like I am with Babsgirl being here. There's too much good stuff here to get #hung up on shit that seems to be almost an editorial mandate at this point. at least that's where I'm at.#I am also very sorry that Chip Zdarsky is massacring your boy. he has 'X (Tim for him) is the best Robin so everyone else must suck' diseas #where a writer really likes one specific Robin and in trying to uplift them demeans all of the other Robins. instead of like...just writing #for that one character only or alternatively not demeaning the other characters in order to make his blorbo look good #it's wild because I actually think his writing for Tim is pretty solid. but he's not writing a Tim series. he's writing a Batman series.#and if you are going to write a Batman series and include other Batfamily members you need to actually write them well.#instead of assigning them like 2 personality traits while Tim gets to be a whole character #I accept that behavior in fanfic where I have lesser standards because it's fucking free. not a comic run that wants me to pay #tens of dollars in order to understand what the fuck is going on. he's been going for a while now it's gotta be a lot of money.#I can buy Steelworks with that money. I can see John Henry and Natasha Irons in a trade. Fuck you Chip.#it's why it takes such a special person to write a good ensemble story/a good Batfamily story. you have to be good at writing a LOT #of different characters. which I don't think most people are. I sure as hell am not. I can write maybe 3 at a time confidently well.#and you also have to give all of them at least SOME love or else people will be upset that you aren't focusing on their fave #and also the writing as a whole will suffer. Chip Zdarsky is a pretty good Tim writer. I'd maybe read a Tim solo written by him.#I would not read a story focusing on multiple characters that I like written by Chip Zdarsky. because every character who isn't Tim #is at least a bit weak/inconsistent/out of character INCLUDING FUCKING BATMAN. THE NO. 1 GUY MOST ARE HERE FOR

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szollibisz · 1 year ago

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what if guy who's always fine wasn't fine. what then

#owen is great because everything that happens to him seems to bounce off either from #the theatrical sadistic weirdo side or the robotic ruthless side #but what if (shocker) things do get to him and he just. freezes up and doesn't respond. like that would be fucked up i think #it would also probably scare curt a lot #am i explaining myself well? idk probably not #spies are forever #tin can bros #saf #art #fanart #saf fanart #owen carvour #agent curt mega #spies are forever fanart #tin can bros fanart #tcb #tcb fanart #curtwen

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attempts-of-fawnclan · 3 months ago

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moon 16 (1/2)

hey, doesnt this feel a little familiar?

#fawnclanattempt moons #clangen #clan generator #clangen comic #clangen warrior cats #fawnclanattempt chrono #a shaded page! what a shocker!#do not expect this to happen often. while i do love shading i could not do it for every page else these would take too long :(

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teachyouhowtodothesponge · 1 year ago

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Some Doodles of Wally and Sally!!

I normally don't share my theories, but I am almost 60% certain Wally was the monster in Sally's Halloween story! It is that or it's someone we haven't met yet, but either way I'm excited to find out who it is!

#Haha yes thats a minecraft reference!#eye contact #welcome home #welcome home arg #my art #doodles #wally darling #sally starlet #If Wally is the monster that would be a huge shocker!#It would make me feel bad for Barnaby thou! Does he know??#Oohhh I cant wait for this next update!#Ive been reading so many theories and they are all very good #I am so excited to see what happens next AAAA

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frenchonionsoop · 6 months ago

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fandom dont turn character who has any even mildly feminine appearance into a shy, soft, sweet archetype challenge (impossible)

#yes this is mostly about sigma #WHEN HAS HE EVER BEEN THAT WAY #WHERE DOES THAT IMPRESSION EVEN COME FROM #he can be naive at times sure but thats because hes THREE YEARS OLD.#and EVEN THEN he was put up against FYODOR WHO EVEN DAZAI HAS FAILED TO OUTSMART ON SO MANY OCCASIONS #its about plenty of other characters from other fandoms too but i might be slaughtered if i get into that #i wouldnt care as much if it happened with other characters but it only ever seems to be when they have what could be considered by western #-standards a “feminine look”#which is obviously bs in itself but cmon guys. is it really that difficult #THERE ARE MORE PERSONALITIES OTHER THAN “INTROVERT CHARACTER™” AND EXTROVERT CHARACTER™“ I PROMISE.#and female characters can exist and not be “the mom” “girlboss omgg so evil and cool” or “girl who just stands there”#shocker i know #soop screams #<- new tag for my rants lmao since ive been more of a hater recently

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arcadeplayer-nickonz · 11 months ago

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pink smoke overwhelms your senses

it smells sickeningly sweet n artificial

but it's a good distraction from it all.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel angel dust #Angel Dust #HI FIRST HAZBIN POST- which is a shocker #here from the pilot days in 2019 and surprised by how viciously i've been dragged back lol #i've also improved my art so much since then hell yeah #of course i had to draw Angel first cuz i love him to bits and he brings warmth to my heart #i've been enjoying the show and have my own theories about what's gonna happen- and the songs have been pretty darn good too #definitely will draw more hazbin stuff shhh don't worry #maybe even a redraw of my old hazbin oc if anyones interested in seeing that #nickonzart

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bhaal-battle-beer-bard · 1 month ago

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Wow Gale...😳

No need to look so good in red velvet 😏😉🤭

Bonus:

Gale: "Wooooopsie 🫢🤭 How could that happen? 😏🤷‍♂️ BTW Does my ass look fat in Wyll's undies?"

Yeah we may had another underwear malfunctioning, while trying dyes and changing camp clothes and undies from the companions😅🤣😂

But I can't remember switching that one and Gale gave me a "Oooops" surprise holding his ass in the cam 🤣😂 Really there is no explanation for the fact he showed up like this with his backfront first 🤣 You got the real happening screenshot.

(I may have switched so much that it got a bit wild who got what automatically in the end, but the pose was totally Gale's doing, 100% 😆🤣 Shy and unsure his ass 🤣)

(There may have been a pic of Astarion trying on red velvet undies , but this is whole different story. Gale sized hole and all...Good night now 😆)

#gale bg3 #gake dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate #bhaal battle beer bard #judasiskariot #me #mine #baldur's gate iii #my screenshots #bg3 screenshots #me trying to be funny again xD #but this is what happened #quite a shocker

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carlos-tk · 2 months ago

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so tim minear still sucks

#(shocker) said in the voice of tk #911 abc #is anyone else just tired or this merry go round #this all so fucking boring #what was even the point of this ep #this show has ran completely out of gas #is character development happening or ??? it’s the same storylines over and over and over again 🔂#eddie is going thru it #maddie is crying #buck is jumping in and out of relationships #henren and trauma with their kids #bobby and athena doing whatever #these characters are going nowhere #d stuff

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pastelliek · 9 months ago

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what are you get out of my house

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loderlied · 8 months ago

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got a post on my dash that was like only annoying nerds will like 73 yards. well. as an annoying nerd supreme.

#sorry i cannot fucking sleep so i decided to watch the new dw instead and you will hear about it before i disappear into the void again #LISTEN EVEN IF WE NEVER WILL GET ANSWERS TO WTF JUST HAPPENED (though i highly doubt that)#EMBRACE THE TERRIBLE WHIMSY OF THIS SEASON MAN #DREAM LOGIC! NIGHTMARE LOGIC! LITERALLY NEVER HAS A PIECE OF MEDIA ACCURATELY CAPTURED WHAT IT FEELS TO DREAM FOR ME #UNTIL THIS THANG #obviously the grander themes besides ruby’s heritage are just. utter chaos in form of the supernatural mixing in with the sci fi #like not that that isn’t absolutely buckwild sometimes. or most times. but i think this is a really cool direction to take.#but also like c’mon man. we are in doctor who. you simply cannot expect that you will get all of the answers for something in one episode #sometimes #such a weird complaint when i assume most people watched previous seasons where that also happens a lot #like yeah this one’s a lot more cryptic and mind fucker-y than usual but that’s the point goddammit #like don’t get me wrong it wasn’t perfect i definitely think the criticisms about the run time and that it should’ve been a 2 parter are #justified but the previous one? weird complaint imo. you can of course simply not like it but i am very into this.#my fave out of the season so far :P #oooh what a surprise the incomprehensible horrors fan liked the incomprehensible horrors episode. what a shocker #doctor who #sorry beegeethree and pathfinder gang

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cookinguptales · 2 years ago

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now that I'm done imagining a jar of peanut butter, can I just say that I love that Shane and Ryan have shifted away from traditional true crime to just shootin' the shit about weird-ass mysteries?

I always liked the "let's talk about weird mysteries" aspect of buzzfeed unsolved, but being real with you, I'm uncomfortable with true crime and the culture surrounding it. like... as someone who lost a loved one to a violent (and temporarily unsolved) crime, I've seen firsthand how internet theorizing can make a traumatizing time even harder and like. it's fucking rough, man.

I get that it makes money and all (which... is a whole other can of worms) but when you view human suffering as entertainment, it's so easy to forget about the real people who will actually be affected by what's put out there on the internet.

so I'm happy that Shane and Ryan seem to be leaning a lot more into "wow, some unhinged shit happened! how fucked up is that?" on mystery files. more of this, please!!

#watcher #mystery files #also like... anyone can make money off true crime if they're charismatic enough #which means that often those narratives end up mirroring real-life prejudices #I remember when my friend died people online were accusing his wife of doing it #solely because she was an immigrant #people kept talking about her shady accent and how she probably married him for his money and to get a green card or whatever #and how her wording was sometimes confusing so she must be lying #what money??? number one #she was ESL number two #but also this woman literally watched her husband bleed out and people all over the world were accusing her of murdering him #they figured out what happened later (shocker she was telling the truth the whole time) but it was so heartbreaking to watch #I hate that people feel entitled to the worst moments of strangers' lives y'know?#and to make MONEY off that...#bruh if someone ever tries to fucking make money off my murder while putting on makeup or whatever #I will haunt the fuck out of them #I don't even know if I believe in curses but I'll find a fucking way

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whatudottu · 1 year ago

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Hey, hey Shockwave? Your fucked up clone is digging through the butcher's off-cuts

AKA I watched a video about Tarrare and also found a similarly hungry lad during the same time that apparently ate 174 cats dead or alive

#predaking #tfp predaking #transformers #tfp #humanformers #maccadam #horror #blood #ask to tag #this is where the gaunt part of the muscular gaunt fucked up dragon clone predaking comes in #i wanted to draw his teeth and more specifically his gums just to emphasise that he has black gums #something something necrosis yada yada shockwave has no idea what happened to cause such confounding variables #but i think i just got too into the idea of predaking eating offal and just made a horror piece #plus i don't even think the black gums so up that great in a black and white (mostly) scheme #which i wouldn't have resorted to if i didn't just straight up make predaking eat mystery meat but- idk #again- ask to tag- already got blood here just wondering if i need something like eating or unsanitary #i think humanformers (baseline not shattered) shockwave has got a lot more to deal with with this predaking #(bot shockwave just needs to feed the predacon energon and shattered shockers is actually a parent to predaking-)#(and also let's him grow like a human and not have a fully adult fucked up human dead supernatural monster thing)

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canadian-riddler · 2 months ago

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actually what it reminds me of is when people on that sub lament the fact that the big Chapters on Rideau closed and reminisce about buying a coffee at the Starbucks and then sitting in one of the armchairs reading all day

but when anybody asks them if they actually BOUGHT any books as opposed to using the bookstore as a lowkey library they were like... well, no

#so says indy #what a shocker! the bookstore nobody bought any books from closed!#I can't believe it! how could this happen?!?!?!

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saiintvalentiine · 2 months ago

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do you ever feel conflicted about something really quite simple? a to be or not to be kind of situation? you either do or you don't. and not choosing is a choice in of itself of course, but you watch others and feel something like jealousy, something like fear. I want what you have. That looks so terrifying from out here. that in between where your hand hovers over your future, keeping it captive without closing your fingers around it.

#saiint speaks #i think this is just what happens when you live with your fear response #surprise! my default fear response is freeze! shocker.

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kryaaas · 3 months ago

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Jean is bad in sex because he always wishes he could have mustarbated alone instead (masturbate with mustard)

#disco elysium #jean #mustard #me promoting “jean is the most unfuckable guy” agenda #People who voted gary or measurehead at the “who fucks the worst” poll #I get you #But also I feel like its a bit predictable. Like yeah the fascist guys are bad at sex what a shocker #They are definitely absolutely horribe but consider: measurehead's semen retention thing could at least be kinda memorable #Its not about him not having sex its about him not climaxing during an intercourse because he views sex as a competition #Which could be somewhat of interesting experience at least.#Gary......okay I dont have good things about him but he probably wouldnt last long anyway and you can wash your hands of him quickly #now JEAN on the other hand.....With him sex either a) not happens at all b) happens but its very awkward and drawn out

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voltrixz · 4 months ago

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Always very funny to poke fun (coping so hard ) at shocker moping during the breakup arc in the merc electro au but tbh if I fumbled electro I think I would kill myself because WOW

#sorry I’m rlly gay for electro #also like. shocker didn’t even fumble that bad in this end. the breakup mostly happened due to electro’s doubts and insecurities #also I do wonder if any one sees this and just wonders what the hell is going on in the Merc electro au because only like 2 moots known abt #it. but also #grinsss #if anyone does want to hear about it… let me know]wwwww #voltrix rambles

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