canadian-riddler

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a while ago there was a post on r/unpopularopinion about it not being fair that smokers got to take extra breaks over non-smokers and half the comments were like 'instead of complaining, ask better from your employer! go take extra breaks then :)' but the thing is that a lot of smokers don't consider going out for a smoke to BE a break and they act like YOU'RE getting extra breaks over THEM if you go wander off for ten minutes every 90 minutes like they do

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Trying to render this while he's just staring at me has been an experience

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This guy, smh

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No promises but

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Fanfic Writer Emoji Ask Game Part II

💖 Which of your fics is your pride and joy? 🎥 Pick a fic and I'll tell you the song I imagine playing during its movie trailer.

📝 How many words do you have posted?

🤩 What's the most meaningful comment you've ever received?

🔮What's your favorite plot twist you've ever written?

��� Your OTP are having their first kiss. What song do you imagine is playing?

🎭What genre of writing comes easiest to you?

🙊Your coworkers or classmates stumble across one of your fics, but don't know you're the author. Do you fess up? Or keep quiet?

🙌What's a line or paragraph of yours that you're proud of?

🦉Is there another author that helped inspire you to write?

👶Fankids: How you do you feel about them? Would your OTP have kids?

🐗How do you handle trolls?

🟥How long do you spend in edits?

🏡What is your perfect writing envrionment?

💪What motivates you to write?

🚿Where do your best ideas seem to strike?

🌠What are your top three most commonly used tags on AO3?

💻What do you write your stories on? Laptop, phone, paper, etc.

🤔What are some words or phrases you find yourself overusing?

📕How do you feel about people printing your fics?

🤷‍♀️What's a fic you didn't expect to be popular, but really took off?

🍎What's something you learned while researching for a fic?

🥘What wip are you most excited about?

🦗Do you write in sequence or jump around?

👀 Would you ever accept requests or commissions?

😱What's your greatest fear as a fanfic writer?

☕Coffee or tea while you write?

📈Which are your top three most popular fics by bookmarks?

🎬One of your fics gets turned into a TV series. Which one is it and what network is it on?

🛌 What's a trope you haven't written, but want to?

🐸 If you incorporated your OTP into a Disney movie plot, which would it be?

👩‍🎓 Do you have an 'official' creative writing background such as a degree or previous experience publishing?

⏳If you could go back in time and tell your younger writer self something, what would it be?

💯 What rating do you write the most? Gen Audiences, Teen, Mature, or Explicit? How many fics at that rating do you have?

😁What makes you happiest? New fic comments, kudos, bookmarks, user subscribers, story subscribers, or Tumblr asks?

🐎 Would you ever do a medieval or pirate au?

👩‍🏫Pick a character and I'll tell you their favorite season and why.

🎵Do you make playlists for your fics?

🌷What's one of your fics that isn't as popular, but you hold dear?

❓Insert your own question here!

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I don’t even remember posting a chapter of LaaC between Transformers viewings lmao

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I used to live in one of those developments. It took ten minutes just to walk out of it

What this picture actually shows is why you can’t have 15 minute cities where everyone gets a 3 bedroom detached house with a big backyard

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There’s a YouTuber I subscribed to a few years ago and you could tell he was making more money as he got more subscribers bc he started making videos in nicer apartments and he had new clothes in every video etc

He started a second channel where he travels and messes around with his friends or something, idk the details bc I don’t subscribe to it

Anyway, I was on one of his videos yesterday and he said he was in London doing touristy stuff and then he got to the part where he asked people to subscribe. And he said he was in debt from the trip. And I was like

If that’s true. This makes me want to UNsubscribe. You literally watch TV for a living. Nobody subscribed to this channel to bankroll vacations you can’t afford

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I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

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People on this website will really mock anti-vaxxers and flat earthers for ignoring scientists and getting their alternative facts from facebook, and then turn around and insist they know more history than historians and more archaeology than archaeologists because they read an unsourced tumblr post once

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he made his five-year-old sit through nine and a half hours of movies where just the dialogue would have been borderline incomprehensible to them and he's surprised the kid had no idea what was going on

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What this picture actually shows is why you can’t have 15 minute cities where everyone gets a 3 bedroom detached house with a big backyard

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“I am a dying God, coming into human flesh”

Finally finished this portrait of Jonathan Crane 🎃

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I haven’t been using my laptop because I haven’t been writing and I looked at it today to find that some Windows update must have removed my totally legal copy of Word 2016 while I wasn’t there to, yknow, update it

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