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[canadian-riddler]

I started LaaC ten years ago and I still haven’t finished it. How insanely selfish of me it would be to expect anyone to still be reading it a full decade after I began. How entitled.

If you stopped reading a fanfic that’s already the length of ten books and has no end in sight, you have a short attention span, apparently

[canadian-riddler]

As the owner of a fanfic that’s the length of ten books and has no end in sight, I invite people to stop reading it. That’s YEARS of following the same story. YEARS! By all means, stop reading it. You’ve spent enough hours of your life plugging away at my self-indulgent behemoth and it would be insane of me to ask you to keep going to satisfy my own ego

If you stopped reading a fanfic that’s already the length of ten books and has no end in sight, you have a short attention span, apparently

[canadian-riddler]

If you stopped reading a fanfic that’s already the length of ten books and has no end in sight, you have a short attention span, apparently

[canadian-riddler]

🍈 Who’s your blorbo and what are some of your favorite headcanons/ideas about them that repeatedly show up in your fics? Free pass to rant about blorbo opinions.

French Canadian Riddler Supremacy!!!!!!!

Scarecrow is a cheap and manipulative slob who hates where he came from and would rather never speak again than let his old accent come out. Also, the truck lol

I also have the best version of Edward's father but nobody knows about it because I haven't gotten to that part yet lol. It's pretty great, though

[canadian-riddler]

A Madman's Plan ❔🤖🦇🐈‍⬛💣

Happy (early) Halloween! and I bring you guys the scariest thing I could think of. Listening to Edward Nygma go on a tangent about his plans. horrifying!

SO- Ive got to be honest here, @wingedqueenlynx has like fully corrupted me into the Riddleman club so this was her fault entirely! And mix that with the fact that @finzphoenix 's art always inspires me with how realistic and detailed everything is even in black and white (which is such an impressive skill like holy shit-) This piece was bound to happen.

And Side note: I was about to beat Batman Arkham Knight, but my PS4 broke and I had to buy a whole new one AND RESTART EVERYTHING- So beaten up Eddie made me feel better LOL

[canadian-riddler]

🍓,🍎,🍑 and 🍌! :)

🍓 What’s a fic you’ve written you feel is underrated?

None of them, actually. The ones in the past I've thought were underrated actually had pretty good reception when I went and looked at them. At this point, if I posted anything and it didn't get any recognition it would be because I haven't written in over a year and everyone forgot about me lol

🍎 Is there anything you straight-up won’t write?

RPF, with the exception of Julius Caesar because he's dead and I feel like he would have loved it

🍑 If you could make a connection between your favorite character and another work you care about (whether a crossover/fusion or a wonderfully “pretentious” literary reference) what would it be? How would it work?

I don't know if I really understand this question. It seems to be asking if I could cross over my fav character with my fav real book? I mean, sure, I could cross over The Road with literally anything, but I wouldn't. I would consider that kind of like me insulting that book. It doesn't need improvement or changing and, if it did, I certainly am not anywhere near the level of doing so

🍌 In your opinion, what’s the funniest joke/reference/pun you’ve made in a fic?

My absolute funniest jokes are in Love as a Construct but I couldn't tell you them off the top of my head because it's so long and I forget about them until I come across them again. The chapter where Carrie reads GLaDOS The Little Mermaid has some good ones though

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fruit emoji ask game for fic writers

Send a fruit emoji for an answer!

🍉 Do you prefer to write short fics or long fics? Multichaptered works or single ones? Why?

🍓 What’s a fic you’ve written you feel is underrated?

🍎 Is there anything you straight-up won’t write?

🍒 What’s your favorite character dynamic to write? (Can be romantic or platonic, specific or general!)

🍊 Who’s a character you don’t write for that often, but keep meaning to write for more? (They’re so interesting! But maybe you have trouble pinning them down, or keep getting distracted by another blorbo…)

🍑 If you could make a connection between your favorite character and another work you care about (whether a crossover/fusion or a wonderfully “pretentious” literary reference) what would it be? How would it work?

🥭 Rank from most enjoyable/fun to write to least: Fluff, Smut, Angst, Crack.

🍍 What kind of AUs do you like? Are there any AUs you hate or just generally have beef with?

🍋 What’s your favorite spicier trope to write?

🍌 In your opinion, what’s the funniest joke/reference/pun you’ve made in a fic?

🍏 Is there something you overuse, whether it’s a certain phrase, trope, or piece of punctuation?

🥝 What’s your favorite trope/AO3 tag to write?

🍐 Is there anything in canon that you absolutely hate and love to fix in fics? A wrong choice made, a fuck-up in characterization, a misunderstanding never cleared up, a conversation never shown onscreen, etc…

🍈 Who’s your blorbo and what are some of your favorite headcanons/ideas about them that repeatedly show up in your fics? Free pass to rant about blorbo opinions.

🫐 What’s your favorite underrated thing in your fandom? (A ship that only you seem to write for, a character there’s almost no fics about, a trope that criminally hasn’t been written yet, etc.)

🍇 Is there a particular scene/episode/book/etc that you want to just write a million fics about, over and over? Which one?

[canadian-riddler]

A random person friended me on Steam and then a day or two later offered me two items from a clicker game in return for all of my trading cards

[canadian-riddler]

Vector Sigma tried to promote Lio Convoy and Big Convoy to Great Convoys in recognition of their defeat of Unicron, but Big Convoy said no because he wanted to go back to being a lone wolf legendary one-man army

in Beast Wars Neo, after Beast Machines the Matrix created a bunch of like... versions of Optimus Prime, except in Japan he's called Convoy and Convoy basically becomes the title appended to all his descendants. Previously I was under the impression that they were all like, AU versions of Optimus Prime (or Convoy), but apparently they are all separate people and all the Japanese series are actually canon with the first two seasons of G1 and Beast Wars/Beast Machines (if I'm understanding correctly)

Anyway, in the first episode we are told the Matrix created a bunch of Convoys in order to protect Cybertron and they all look like a variant of Convoy and they're all named shit like 'Big Convoy' and 'Big Blue Convoy'. Big Convoy is the main protagonist and he's a lone wolf legendary one-man army who has to train a bunch of new Autobot recruits and his first mission is to throw them into battle with a bunch of Destrons and then, when they immediately fail for various reasons, he comes in, defeats all the Destrons alone, and then rebukes the Autobots for not being a team. I had to watch this episode on Youtube because I didn't have a version with subtitles. According to the comments, those were the actions of a badass

[canadian-riddler]

What is now the fully developed Las Vegas strip, 1955.

[canadian-riddler]

you can discuss the problems within academia literally forever and you probably should but “historians are trying to keep information from you” is always going to be an anti-intellectual, reactionary opinion, sorry, literally no way around that

[canadian-riddler]

We have also this guy from last month:

He was annoyed he couldn’t get cheap McDonald’s from Uber on a stat holiday, I.e. a day he got off but the people who work in restaurants/for Uber have to work. And it wasn’t because he had no food at home. He was just tired of Thanksgiving leftovers and was too lazy to leave his house to get it himself

Uber starting off cheap really made people forget that having food made custom for you and driven to your house on demand is a massive luxury

People really have 0 respect for line cooks

[canadian-riddler]

Like really. You know a PERSON in your scenario has to be available to make dinner for you at 4am? Not to mention someone has to be waiting around to pick it up and drive it to your house?

People really have 0 respect for line cooks

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People really have 0 respect for line cooks

[canadian-riddler]

soft asks to get to know people

what song makes you feel better?

what’s your feel-good movie?

what’s your favorite candle scent?

what flower would you like to be given?

who do you feel most you around?

say three nice things about yourself (three physical and three non-physical).

what color brings you peace?

tag someone (or multiple people) who make you feel good. 

what calms you down?

what’s something you’re excited for?

what’s your ideal date?

how are you?

what’s your comfort food?

favorite feel-good show?

for every emoji you get, tag someone and describe them in one word.

compliment the person who sent you this number.

fairy lights or LED lights?

do you still love stuffed animals?

most important thing in your life?

what do you want most in the world right now?

if you could tell your past self one thing, what would it be?

what would you say to your future self?

favorite piece of clothing?

what’s something you do to de-stress?

what’s the best personal gift someone could give you (playlist, homemade card, etc.)

what movie would you want to live in?

which character would you want to be?

hugs or hand-holding?

morning, afternoon or night?

what reminds you of home (doesn’t have to mean house… just things that remind you of the feeling of home)?

[canadian-riddler]

I hope I'm not too late, so happy birthday!!! 🎂🎉💥

Thank you 💗💗