#is that the mods actual style??? oh dear

[germhammy]

“Saturday Day Pilgrim World -Pt 2”

Hunter walked up to the main gate carrying his stilts

Xavier: hey! I love your stunt work especially with stilts!

Hunter: thank you. I love that I get to showcase my stilt work on this show. Are you part of the crew or Pilgrim World?

Xavier: No. my friends are inside but I can’t get in. They left me out here. Can you tell them I’m with you?

Hunter: sorry. No. We were given strict instructions. I can ask Tom if you like? He’s in charge of everything

Xavier: thanks. But you don’t have to go that far

Hunter entered and saw Harley and Wednesday outside the coffee shop with a few shop workers tasting coffees

Harley: hey, Hunny! You should join us. Get to know your coffee, grumpy barista

Hunter: I’m allergic to coffee actually -chuckling-

Harley: seriously?

Hunter: yeah. It sucks because I can’t even enjoy chocolate cake in some places because when I ask if they put coffee in it which I know is common to enhance flavor they won’t divulge their “secret” even though I tell them I’m allergic

Harley: that’s rude

Hunter: oh. Wednesday? There’s a guy outside? He asked if I could get him in? He says his friends are inside?

Wednesday: Xavier Thorpe

Hunter: any relation to Vincent Thorpe? His psychic shows are a gas

Wednesday: his son. He thinks I’m his boyfriend

Harley: so annoying. I understand the pain. Everyone else knows you’re in a relationship with Enid?

Wednesday: yes. Even her ex boyfriend keeps telling him to get over me

Harley: ever since I did that film Season of Love? With Jackson? People have been shipping us. It’s so annoying and worse that he plays up to it. Press was horrible. He had to be with me for everything. Gads, the Silver Shard awards were the worst. I was the nominee but he kept creeping behind me during my interviews. At the SpinTastic Photo Booth he kept touching me

Hunter: don’t you have a girlfriend?

Harley: I don’t really share that publicly. Why?

Hunter: oh. At the table reading. Your phone was turned up. You had left for the loo. A text notification went off. You’re Lock Screen was pink with black text “insert cute photo of girlfriend” and the text was from girlfriend or is that a joke?

Harley: -laughing- no, it real. It’s no secret that I support a lot of LGBTQ. We just try not to have our private lives public. I don’t think anyone even suspects us to even be together. It’s been reported that I’ve been in relationships with some of my female co stars before but not my actual girlfriend

Enid: -emerging with some more coffee- I totes overheard that. Sounds like you have an “Xavier problem” too.

Mr Burton and Ms Rowling walked by arguing about the wardrobe

Mr Burton: Rainbow Honeysuckle? Oh absolutely NOT!

Ms Rowling: it’s perfect for Helen. And this project needs some color. I didn’t go cliché with Apollo being Apollo by making him Perseus. Besides, the costume is made. Harley just need to try it on for a final fitting

They continued on their way

Wednesday: what the fuck?

Harley: yeah. Ms Rowling is still trying to brighten up the script after you made the mods. Apparently she went to the costume department on her own to come up with the Halloween costumes. Helen’s grim reaper was too dark

Hunter: don’t worry. Tom and the rest of us have embraced Hela.

Wednesday: that scene. Show up in your own clothes. The darker the better. Your baggy hobo style fits. Costume? Serial killer. They look like everyone else.

Harley and Hunter laughed.

Enid: Oh! And Wednesday just that once! Didn’t bother with a ‘costume’. Her mom showed me old photos. But Wednesday? Did you catch the costume for Apollo? Isn’t that the character based on Ajax?

Wednesday: yes. He has to know that I had no part in that selection

Hunter: I know Nevermore is a school for outcasts. What kind are y’all? And what is Ajax that makes Perseus so funny?

Enid: Well, I’m a werewolf, Wednesday is a psychic and Ajax is a gorgon

Harley: -snickering- oh dear. Wait! I got an idea for Hela’s costume if I can find stuff in time otherwise the serial killer works. La Llorona

Wednesday: I approve

[brf-rumortrackinganon]

Met Gala Thoughts

Best in "I thought you were someone else"

(L) Sydney Sweeney as not-Billie Eilish (R) Kendall Jenner as not-Kim Kardashian

Honestly, Kendall looks more like Kim than Kim does at this point.

Best in "Live from Broadway"

Usher, giving Phantom. I hope someone asked him about the Drake/Kendrick beef.

Best in "One Outfit, Two Looks"

(L) Rebecca Ferguson (R) Demi Moore

Best in Technology

Ambika Mod. It's a 3D print of a dress on top of a dress.

Best in "You Could've Done Something Really Meta"

Nicholas Galitzine, whose character in his new film "The Idea Of You" is based on Harry Styles.

Best Rihanna 2.0

Cardi B, who needed 9 assistants to lay out her train.

Reminds me of Rihanna's omelet dress.

Best in "New Look, Who Dis"

Zendaya in her second outfit of the night. Very Blake Lively-ish.

Somewhere inside The Met, Jennifer Lopez was screaming at her assistant for not preparing a second look.

Best in "Couples Who Slay Together, Stay Together"

(L) Eddie and Hannah Redmayne (C) No idea (R) Queen Latifah and Eboni Nichols

Best Cinderella

Quannah Chasinghorse

Best in "Get These People a Career Revival"

L-R. Jude Law, Meg Ryan, Charlie Hunnam, and Michelle Williams

Best of the Gents

(L) Jonathan Bailey (C) Barry Keoghan (R) Colman Domingo, in a tribute to Chadwick Boseman and Andre Leon Talley.

Best in "I Don't Know What You Were Going For But I Guess It Works"

(L) Harris Reed. No idea who that is. (R) Uma Thurman

Best in "Better From The Back"

(L) Tommy and Dee Hilfiger (R) Mindy Kaling

Best "Where Can I Get This I NEED One Yesterday"

A relative is obsessed with dachsunds. I would win Christmas if I got my hands on this. Or a cheat knockoff.

Best in "The More I See Them Appear Together Because They're Contractually Obligated, The Less I Want To See Their Movie"

Cynthia Erivo (Elphaba) and Ariana Grande (Galinda), who've been joined at the hip for the last year to promote Wicked, which comes out in November so there are still six more months of this to go.

Best in "Celebs, They Get Peckish Just Like Us"

Michael Shannon, with a Balenciaga bag. So disappointed it wasn't a party bag of chips. The Balenciaga retails for $1,850 or 115 party-size bags of Lays potato chips from Walmart.

Best in Vintage

(L) Nicole Kidman (R) Lana Del Ray

I was so happy to see a McQueen antler dress show up.

Best in "Oh Dear God Why Are You Here Go Away"

Ben Platt

Kardashians

Jerry Seinfeld and Jimmy Fallon

Lea Michele

Lauren Bezos (though I didn't actually mind her dress)

My Top Looks of the Night

L-R: Karlie Kloss, Nicole Kidman, Elle Fanning, and Gwendoline Christie.

Ultimately...

It was an underwhelming red carpet. The Met Gala serves an incredible purpose, but they've moved too far away from fashion and costume. There are too many actors and people-famous-for-being-famous involved now that have really watered down the fashion, the themes, and the cultural significance of the event. It needs to go back to being the New York elite and High Fashion - people who know how to wear clothes instead of posing with their hands on their hips, sticking out their butts, and pouting.

[askaceattorney]

Dear Anonymous,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: Hee-ho! Hee-ho! Hee-ho! Hee-ha! Hee-ha!

Co-Mod: Heeheeheehohohohohahahahahahaha!!! Is this a Luke Atmey impression contest or something?

Chief Mod Edgeworth: .....

have you never seen Persona 5 Strikers?

Co-Mod: Ah! No, I haven't. Thanks for the clarification.

Mod Zieks: What the hell is a persona, and why are they on strike?

Mod Gregson: Strikers is better than base Persona 5, I will not budge on this.

(Referenced Link)

Co-Mod: Looks interesting. A friend of mine got me into Power Rangers, which I found to be a lot more interesting than I expected for a kid's show, so I can imagine the same being true for this show. That being said, I probably won't have the time to watch it for a while, so that's all the feedback I can give for now.

(Referenced Letter)

Dear Miraz van Nohrr,

Chief Mod Edgeworth:

Have you tried commenting through your computer or safari? See if those work. You will find it right here:

Dear Dawsongfg,

Co-Mod: Congratulations! Meanwhile, I have a cat (or rather, my parents do) that likes to drool on me and everything I own. As much as I love cats, nothing in this world will ever convince me to own one. Not one that drools, anyway.

Mod Gregson: I've got two cats! One is approaching 15 years and is still healthy and playful, one is 6 years old and is a grumpy old lady who refuses to let the older cat befriend her. Mod Zieks: I do as well! We all have our own little gremlins in our life. Mine is also a cat, a little tortie named Charlie. I love her, and she is just the silliest little thing.

Dear Jeffrey,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: Congratulations on the new puppy.

Sorry about the loss of Dylan. I also lost my pet while she was getting spayed. I hope things go well for your new pet.

Co-Mod: Wait... You're saying that's not a real-life Scooby-Doo?

Just kidding. I'm glad he's been a help to you. My family went through a similar experience when our cat died by falling out of a tree during a storm. We missed having a cat in the house so much that we had to get a new one, so we did. Much like Dylan, she's not the same as our previous cat, but still a great source of joy for us.

Mod Gregson: I'm sorry for the loss of your puppy; I know that can be pretty tough. But I'm glad you've found a new friend and family member to help fill the void!

Mod Zieks: Congratulations on the puppy, and I'm sincerely sorry for your loss.

Dear Anonymous,

Chief Mod Edgeworth:

Who knows? Though, that would be weird in my opinion.

Mod Gregson: Am I the only one who finds this a lot funnier than it should be? Imagining Turnabout Trump or Turnabout Succession but the only change is "Kristopher Gavin" is cracking me up. Yes, this is my sense of humor.

Mod Zieks: Based, but not my kind of based. Then again, mixing dreams and ace attorney brought us 'Country Gavin' (@doctorsiren)

Dear Anonymous,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: Miles Edgeworth and Kazuma Asogi! What do you mean Mia or Klavier have better boobs?

Mod Gregson: Neither, I'm more of a legs gal!

Mod Zieks: It's a tie between Max Galactica from the circus cases and Miles Edgeworth.

Chief Mod Edgeworth: Uh-huh and you didn't send me a few previous anonymous letters under different names with the same fakemail.com or the oh so obvious Hotti letters with the same style of writing as you under different emails after sending this mod letter.

Mod Gregson: Oh, I have special words for you later. :)

Dear Miraz van Nohrr,

Chief Mod Edgeworth:

I've visited other states, but not countries. If I did, I'd likely go to Mexico, since my grandparents live at the border. Too bad I need a Passport.

Co-Mod: I visited Matamoros, Mexico once. From what I remember, it was just like being in the U.S., but with everyone speaking Spanish, everything being written in Spanish, and Mexican food tasting like Mexican food (not the Americanized version). Overall, it was pretty enjoyable.

Mod Gregson: I was born in Costa Rica, actually! Moved to the States when I was a young'un. I've gone back there a few times, and... I didn't really like it, but I apparently went to one of the worse parts of it, so maybe I can't judge? Mod Zieks: I've actually never gone out of my home state, and I'd like to change that someday. Preferably, moving from the States and going to the UK. Since their gender-affirming care is paid for by their universal healthcare, and their firearms laws aren't as loose.

- The Mods

[drgreysonmd]

Hiii mun!! If you met your muse, how do you think that convo would go?

(Mod💜mood:

Hahaha oh dear what a good question!

Oh man, Greyson and I should never, ever be allowed to meet lol. The levels of teasing, and laugher and joking would probably create some kind of power surge and idk maybe another Chronorift Catastrophe 🤣

^ actual footage of us watching the second CC we caused by all our bullshit being on the same timeline.

Honestly though, we have a similar sense of humor, 【minus me being a bit of a pun hater】 so I fear it would be absolutely unbearable for anyone else having to suffer through that.

But aside from the disgusting levels of snark and tease, think it would be a ton of fun. Greyson is a natural conversationalist and has led such an interesting life 【even just what we know canonically】, I would enjoy hearing what his experiences in med school and beyond were like prior to Akso.

I think it would end up with us just chilling on his office couch, eating cookies, and talking about life kinda podcast style lol. I feel like the man has some excellent life advice and I'm always down to learn how to get my shit together 🥴 I would make sure to ask him how he deals with the pressures of such a prestigious job, because he wears that burden so well it baffles me sometimes.)

[falsetochild]

SIM TAG!

I was tagged by the lovely @natolesims, thanks!🦋✨

Under a read more cause this is a Long Boy™

What’s your favourite sims death? 

Death by chicken. Those are some angry fuckers.

Alpha CC or Maxis Match?

Maxis ehehe. I used to be an alpha girly but the jarring difference between my sims and their surroundings while in regular game mode made me switch (that and also poly count).

Do you cheat when your sims gain weight? 

Sometimes, depending on the sim and what's going on in their lives. For Safya I do because in my mind she regularly runs (even when I don't have the time to actually do it in game) and for Alfonso because sometimes he gets too muscly, otherwise not really.

Do you use move objects? 

Yeah yeah.

Favorite mod?

Wonderful Whims!

First expansion/game/stuff pack you got? 

Got them all at the same time bc 🏴‍☠️

Do you pronounce “live mode” like aLIVE or LIVing? 

Like the first one woooo.

Who’s your favorite sim that you’ve made? 

My dear darling honey Lorenzo boy. Rip king, you would've loved Safya.

Have you made a simself? 

Yes but I don't really play with her, she's like a dress up doll. I did however give her a pretty girlfriend hehehehe.

What sim traits do you give yourself? 

Paranoid (bc same), socially awkward, art lover, perfectionist (and low key high maintenance 💀)

Which is your favorite EA hair color? Brown.

Favorite EA hair? 

I'm a big fan of the long straight tucked hairstyle from get together as well as the basegame curly half down hair from a recent ish delivery express.

Favorite life stage? 

Toddlers! They are very cute and after they learn how to potty, easy to manage PLUS the cuddling and playing animations are seriously adorable!!

Are you a builder or are you in it for the gameplay? 

Gameplay, by far. Sincerely wish I was a builder but boy oh boy, I'm not good at it.

Are you a CC creator?

Nooo

Do you have any simblr friends/a sim squad? 

I've got some lovely moots on here <3

What’s your favorite game? 

TS4. Haven't played any of the other installments (I'm dying to play ts3 but I know my laptop wouldn't be able to handle it 😔)

Do you have any sims merch?

No no nouu.

Do you have a YouTube for sims?

Nop. Tbh I've thought about sims and commentary but uhm my English is not *that* good and I wouldn't really know what to say that hasn't been said before.

How has your “sim style” changed throughout your years of playing?

Hmm I used to be into the tiny nose, chiselled jaw, stereotypical sims look but nowadays I tend to gravitate towards smaller eyes, bigger noses and square ish jaws.

What’s your Origin ID?

Falsetochild

Who’s your favorite CC creator? 

Ohhh recently I've been absolutely loving Sforzcc, Sashima, Simstrouble (as well as many other creators!!) And have forever been a big Sentate and Greenllamas girlie 🤍

How long have you had a simblr? 

Since mid 2020 

How do you edit your pictures? 

I low key don't, Gshade does most of the work. I religiously use Gunthermunch's lithium for CAS pics (also use it for gameplay pics tho I've been getting into Waves shader cause is very bright and colorful!) When I'm feeling inspired I like to bring in the background color with a soft edge brush and maybe throw in some sparkles in PS.

What expansion/game/stuff pack do you want next? 

I've heard absolute wonders about TS3's late night and showtime so a mix between those two should be very fun! Plus it would enhance the city lifestyle gameplay imo.

What expansion/game/stuff pack is your favorite so far? 

Ok so expansion: city living. Game: Jungle Adventures. Stuff: Tiny Living. Kit: Incheon Arrivals.

I'll tag @minamill @softle0 @ezra-trait @novac2281 and @titosims (ofc feel free to skip if you feel like it 🌸)

[ask-aphswitzy-blog]

wishful thinking : switzerland wearing a dress and dancing with france thats naked : "Ho Ho Tralala Ho Ho tralala ho ho tralalala "

✙ “Full offense– your imagination is terrible.” 

[sdr2lovemail]

What about gender neutral!reader being a technician for Security Breach and the animatronics live in their house? You can decide on the reason. Reader is absolutely tired of the animatronic shenanigans but it’s also found family. Have a great night/day!!!!

Hello dear Anon! My first Fnaf request, woohoo! Found Family is fun to write. I hope you enjoy your request!

Also this post shall be my official resignation of my talksprites. I felt they were cluttering my blog.

⚔Mod Peko⚔

You’re the world’s best animatronic babysitter!

A shirt being flung at your head stirs you awake. You let out a groan while groggily sitting up. Rubbing the sleep from your eyes, various articles of your clothes are flung across the room. Looking to your closet there stands Roxanne. She’s digging through your clothes like it’s a clearance shopping rack. Peering over to the electric alarm clock, It’s 8 AM?! You can’t even sleep in on your day off.

“Roxy. Why are you in my room so early?”

“Huh? Oh, look who’s finally awake. Everyone’s already up and roaming sleepyhead!” The wolf animatronic takes a minute away from your closet to give a teasing glance. “Well I guess it makes sense, you work afternoons and nights. It’s okay for you to be lazy in the morning. OH! This is actually kinda cute!”

Roxy pulls out one of your sweaters. Taking it off the hanger she holds it up to her metal body. The sweater is comically small compared to her 8-foot frame. “I knew you had to have some kind of style in here. This would help my beauty shine even more!”

“Would that even fit you?”

“Huh?! What do you mean by that!” She spits out. Oh dear, the last thing you needed was an angry Roxy in the morning.

“Oh, nothing like that! It’s just you know, those colors wouldn’t…match your outfit! It wouldn’t fit in with your leg warmers.” She stares you down for a minute. You could practically feel sweat dripping down the back of your neck.

“Hmmm, I guess you’re right. I’ll keep looking around.” Roxy turns back to rummage through the rest of the clothes. Does she think you’ll let her keep them?

With her attention redirected, you slink out of bed. Walking down to the bathroom, the light is on but no one is in there. Shutting and locking the door you begin to untie your pajama bottoms. You almost began to slide them down before your shower curtain was flung open.

“SURPRISE!” Sun leaps out of the shower with his hands up. Too stunned to even yell out, you jump back with a hand over your heart. So, that’s why the light was on. They had it on so he could hide in your shower. Taking a moment for your pulse to calm down you look over to him.

“Why were you in there Sun? I wouldn’t think my bathtub was a very fun place to hide.”

“Awww, you always look so grumpy in the morning. So I thought you would get nice and energized by a surprise! Did it work? Huh Huh Huh?” He’s only been in your house for a day. How would they even know that?

“It sure did…something. Would you mind leaving my bathroom? I need to get changed.”

“Okay! But don’t take too long. Me and Gregory are going to make paper puppets!” Stepping around you with ease, Sun unlocks the door and skips down the hallway.

You were starting to regret letting them stay at your house. The Pizza Plex was getting fumigated the week of the animatronics' scheduled maintenance. Your boss thought they could save a quick buck by asking you to just bring them home. Well, it’s more work than someone would’ve guessed. It hasn’t even been 24 hours and they’ve already caused so much havoc. And their portable chargers that make you turn off every outlet in your house just for them to turn on. But you couldn’t complain too much. They were like a weird robotic family.

Quickly changing out of your nightwear, you walk into the kitchen. The fridge door is wide open and halfway in it is Chica. The sounds of clinking jars and tupperware being pushed around fill the air. Just a few feet away from her is Gregory. He’s sitting at the table eating a bowl of cereal.

“Hey, Greg. You could’ve woken me up. I would have made you some breakfast. That’s like your 5th bowl this week.” Ever since he was found hiding away in the Pizza Plex, Gregory has been staying at your place. It’s almost like an unofficial adoption.

“I didn’t want to wake you up just for something to eat.” Aw, that’s sweet of him. But also a little sad. “I can tell you need more sleep from those circles under your eyes.” You half-heartedly ruffle his hair at the comment.

“Well Gregory, you live here too. Don’t be shy to ask me for something- Chica that is raw meat!” You pry the package out of her hands. Over half of it was gone. “You can’t just eat random stuff in my fridge. I needed this for dinner.”

“If they didn’t want it eaten, they shouldn’t make it look so yummy!” Nudging her away from the fridge, you shut its door.

“You’re banned from the fridge. Please, stop eating my groceries.”

“Hey! There’s my favorite sleepy technician! Did you get enough sleep?” A large, green arm is slung over your shoulder. Monty only spoke like that when he wanted something.

“What do you want Monty?” Pulling away from his hold, you start up your coffee maker. If you were going to be up you needed some caffeine.

The robotic gator let out an offended gasp. “Why would I want something? Can’t I just compliment you? Geez!” He could tell by your face that you weren’t buying it. “...I told Fazbear that I could beat him in any game, but we can’t remember how to turn your TV on.”

Pouring coffee into a mug, you take a long sip before walking to the doorway. “Alright, I’ll show you one last time. But if you forget you’re on your own.” The second you walk out, Chica dives straight into your pantry.

In the living room, Sun is sitting on the floor in front of the coffee table. He’s sorting multiple sheets of construction paper by color. They were practically vibrating with excitement. This was the first time Gregory actively sought out their company. Behind him was Freddy sitting on the couch. Due to his big stature, his knees are awkwardly close to his torso. The bear visibly perks up upon noticing you.

“Good Morning! I hope we didn’t wake you up. Did you sleep well?”

“It’s fine Freddy. It’s nice to be up early…sometimes. I slept well, thank you for asking.” That was a lie. Everyone was up late into the night, exploring every inch of your home. With the sounds of their heavy footsteps, it was hard to get any sleep.

You set your mug down, Sun is quick to put it on a coaster, and pick up your TV remote. “So this button turns it on. After that, you gotta click this button a few times for it to connect to my console.”

“PSH! I knew that. I was just testing to make sure you knew that.” Monty exclaims, too embarrassed to admit he forgot something as simple as that.

“Thank you, Superstar! Now, which game should we play Monty?” The two bandmates begin to discuss the games in your selection. After some banter, they decide on some fighting game you don’t remember getting.

Grabbing your mug, you take a seat next to Sun. With another sip of your coffee, you begin to watch their fight go down. You guess it wasn’t all bad to have the animatronics around.

Though, it was gonna be hard to get them to leave.

[astranne]

If memory serves right you mentioned professional gamer!xiao?

I hope i deliver! (Ofc hope ur day is going well and ur not shriveling up in the heat like i am)

PG(professional gamer)! Xiao would absolutely have THOUSANDS of fan

Most would be simps, but a good portion would be impressed by his speedrun skills, how well he handle jumpscares and doesn't interrupt dialogue? Helloooo??? Hand in marriage rn.

I cannot see him with facecam though, he probably though his facial expressions arent as good as other streamers who are more lively than him. I can see him being a casual gamer sometimes playing co-op shooters? A few peaceful games for his more younger audience if he has one

Onto his fandom...

I can see his fans being um.. feral? If he ever posted a picture of his face i can see him blowing up on every social media in mere hours, edits and everything being done. Hell, a picture of his shadow would make them lose it. But he would absolutely keep his fandom on a strict leash especially if hes aware of their ages. Im rolling off of ganyu's story quest, that he would be strict with his chat and have many mods to control their outrageous behavior. His fandom would probably would be the most well behaved out there.

But if he gets hate? Prayin for them. I hope they're okay. Passive aggressive threats 😰

His gaming style?

I can see him playing occasionally with Hu Tao or Childe, maybe in a horror game he doesn't know about

"You go first."

"Im not going first."

"Oh my god go first-" and it keeps going on like that for awhile till Xiao goes first and gets jumpscared envitably.

I dont see him actually screaming or getting scared? More like a huff and "you guys are dramatic" thing but on the rare occasion he is scared its just a swift movement of the mouse and maybe he hit his mic thats all. A few curse words thats it.

The games he would play?

I can see him playing multiple games, mostly small indie game devs from itch.io maybe a few big games but he likes giving credits to smaller game devs on steam and other websites but on occasion he posts a poll just in case his viewers get bored of his style :/

Another thing, he would absolutely have a day dedicated to having no mic or anything just him playing a game like Unpacking or Minecraft, or calm game like stardew maybe some soft copyright free music.

Charity events?

Bro raises thousands 💀 especially if theres a goal involved? Met the same day.

Now im back in my minecraft phase purely because the new update but The Warden being out gives me so many ideas about PG!Xiao.

Him coming across it the first time and freezing up, because the warden has a heartbeat effect that fades your screen in and out its literally so terrifying even if you know its there.

The clicking noises is horrendous, Xiao literally audibly saying "Hell no." As soon as he hears it literally SNIFF HIM OUT (it sniffed me before and i almost cried) and trying to escape, but pisses it off more and it uses That horrendously loud sonic screech to kill him because oh my god you cant tower away from it to escape and he stared in shock while chat spams F's in chat.

oh boy. THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN FOR BLESSING ME DEAR FISCHL ANON <33 sorry this took so long, but i had to stare a bit at this ask and got lazy answering for a time but psht

more brainrot under the cut hehe

yes, i did indeed talk about professional gamer!xiao and it has been on my mind during my finals :D (and i'm doing well, my body finally doesn't die that much anymore when going outside but i'm still a bit sick ew)

PG!xiao would be on a fame level similar to dream. and i stand by this. this man is fan service in person, of course he has millions of followers.

and yes, most would be simps, but then they would look closer and be like, damn this man actually knows what he's doing. this man is definition of speedrun, minecraft speed run? genshin speedrun? acnh speedrun? any kind of speedrun and you bet he did it.

hand in marriage, always. goddamn, he would get so many messages, and it's not only his fans, but also other gamers and influencers. xiao tries to ignore them, but he always gets blushy and flustered over it.

he first started without a face cam, and then had one, but with bad lightening. now that he's a bit more confident, he still has one, but sometimes it gets too much and he just,,, puts a paper over his cam or smth

this man slays in every game he touches. he just has the talent for gaming, you bet he's totally into valorant (maybe that's his professional part), cod, even fortnite (but he slowly started hating this game because of the random kids in it), but also grinding games like hayday or others. he totally has animal crossing new horizon and his island is just... perfection. he's a rich island owner and will spoil the shit out of his fellow islanders.

feral fans for xiao. yes. they see him as their god, too beautiful and skilled for this world. this man doesn't only have a model face but is also a very skilled gamer (professional gamer in valorant, wins in minecraft contests all the time, etc.) and his style... OH AND HIS HAIR. you bet it's his friends who thought eyeliner would make his eyes pop (goddamn he's just beautiful and gorgeous and-) you bet xiao has like the whole color palete just as eyeliners. and he slays in every color

xiao has an army of mods. most of them are older than him, which is why he chose them, and they are very strict with the rules. because yes, you have to keep his fans at a very, very, VERY tight lash. he literally trains them- they can be feral in his twitch chat, his comments, but as soon they are in other fandoms/chats/whatever, they must behave. and they do. nobody wants to be responsible for a disappointed xiao. he is very strict with his chat, but let's them have their 5 minutes (chat always breaks in those 5 minutes lmao)

xiao getting hate. first of all. WHO?! WHO IS HATING ON HIM?? probably another streamer wanting some drama for more fame. yeah, big mistake. xiao's fanbase cancelling the shit out of them. playing FBI and finding dirt and the reason why this streamer doesn't stream anymore. and this all in 6 hours. not even a day, 6 hours. xiao didn't even realize what his fans were doing, until a friend wrote him how twitter is blowing up.

xiao fanbase is now feared by all. streamers, gamers, influencers. the boogiemen of the internet. and xiao is their god. lmaoo-

him playing with childe and hu tao!!! yes pls. hu tao will always vote for horror games and she will search the internet for the best ones. childe just cackling in the background- fans love it.

xiao would play everything he gets his hands on. naturally the games as professional gamer, but also relaxing games. and he will totally play snake.io

this man is definition of indie game enjoyer and every smaller game dev will pray for their moment- the moment when xiao plays their game and rates it (xiao doesn't know the power he holds. he really doesn't)

viewers will never get bored of xiao, but it's still a big fear of his. his fans will love watching him doing anything- just breathing would be fine too and they will lose their mind. and their hearts melt when xiao is like, uhm yeah today i'm doing something new, so you won't get bored- HHHHHHH

and yes. once xiao does smth, he is dedicated to it and will do it, and nothing can stop him. 24hrs streams? he will play 24hrs, nothing can stop him. no mic day? that means no mic day.

charity events. okay listen. everyone knows xiao is big on charity. and if you wanna look good (as a famous person) you better give the man a few thousands. and his fans? they don't want to get outplayed by attention seeking bitches (that's what they always say, and this is why they always spare more than a few bucks)

also- minecraft. xiao is a minecraft kid, and he will always come back to his roots. this is why i think PG!xiao would be part of this dream/tommyinnit/snapnap/etc. group. not very often, but as soon the peeps say he joins- everyone freaks tf out. all their views go the hell up once xiao joins them, and you bet they want him as often as possible with them (jokes on them, xiao is an anxious little bean, he would rather rot in his room all alone instead of talking to people. his excuse is training for next tournaments lmao- and it works everytime)

xiao would die. and he did. wanna bet he screeched? it's the newest tiktok trend.

"okay, we doing good..." a few seconds pass.

"click. click. click."

"oh fuuuu-", is barely heard, more seconds of xiao muttering and running tf away.

"SREEEEECH."

"SCREEEEEEEEE-", xiao's screech was louder.

yeah- xiao would be trendsetter for tiktok trends and it's all his fans fault. yk those videos which show the videos to the sounds and go viral? since people don't know where thos sounds came from? yes, those. thanks to those, everybody knows it's xiao's screech.

GOD DAMN- PG!XIAO JUST HITS DIFFERENT- okay but, another thing. i'm not really into tournament valorant, but i know a group is slaying rather often there (or i think so??) anyways, xiao is part of said group. what would his chosen character be? cuz i see him as multi player, he slays in everyone he chooses. just as always. xiao just slaying.

[lgbtqlegends]

do you have any trans legends headcanons? I know a common one is trans guy Nate, but do you have any others?

oh, dear anon. you have Certainly come to the right place here. mod choco and i can make pretty much Any legend trans. it is a super power.

-okay so i know you asked for others besides trans guy nate, but i do feel like i have to at least mention him here because. he is a Classic and i love him. so. consider him mentioned, although he may make small appearances throughout the rest of this

-another one that choco and i really love is trans woman ava. we just. think that she's neat. and also we super love to add an extra layer to ava and nate's already great friendship by making them both trans because bonding!! (we just really love the legends bonding okay)

-i also super super love to headcanon spooner as nonbinary and using she/they pronouns. or maybe even they/she 👀👀

-okay okay genderqueer sara is also super neat. i don't think that sara is like. super commonly headcanon-ed as genderqueer, but i read like a queer pride fic challenge on ao3 that featured genderqueer sara occasionally and i loved the idea so.

-another good one is trans guy snart, as well as trans guy ray. mod choco and i really can just. make every legend trans if we try hard enough lmao

-also charlie is like super super genderfluid and/or nonbinary, and i'm kinda surprised it took me this long on the ask to mention them. i mean. come on. they're a shapeshifter. that's about as trans as it gets folks. charlie is Always Always Always genderfluid anytime they appear in our fics and honestly. i don't think i know how Not to think of them as genderfluid/nonbinary lmao

-demigirl mona. when we first got this ask, choco and i had a brief conversation that basically just. consisted of us rattling off all the legends we could make trans for this ask lmao. mona was one of them.

-zari gives. exactly 0 shits. so she just kinda rolls with whatever, and they don't really. have a preference about pronouns and none of them bothers her at all so. john Also gives 0 fucks so he also really just. rolls with whatever. actually. he rolls with whatever as long as it serves some kind of comedic and/or dramatic purpose. because john is just. That BitchTM

-also i really love trans woman astra. very very good soup. her style is Impeccable

-although he was only a legend for a very short amount of time, wally is def afab nonbinary and uses he/they pronouns. i love nonbinary wally, my beloved.

-oh oh oh behrad Also uses he/they pronouns. he really likes the freedom and fluidity it gives him.

-also. trans guy gary too. 100%

-okay i'm gonna be honest. I'm not really sure if you wanted me to just. list a bunch if legends and what our headcanons were in terms of. gender and transness. or if you wanted me to like. Expand on them more but. if nothing else you at least have a long list of new legends to ponder as trans. i will however try to expand a little bit, although mostly like. as a group so just. for these next few headcanons, assume that everyone I've listed is. on the ship and also trans lmao

-they all bond over some of the shared experiences that can come with being trans, and sometimes they like to sit around and share their individual experiences too because they find it fascinating and also kinda find it funny that so many of them are trans lmao

-they also try to help each other out with like. any medications that any of them might take, like HRT or smth, because some of them can also be very forgetful n stuff too and also just like. they all get caught up in superhero life on the ship sometimes, so it really helps that there are just. So Many of them to keep each other in check and be like "hey have you done this thing that you need to do yet?" and they all really really love each other for that

-trans jokes are made Constantly. all the time. sometimes the person who makes the joke doesnt even realize they've said it until everyone else around them bursts out laughing

-they also really like to help each other in the case of dysphoria, or just any type of discomfort, cause most if not all of them know what it's like in some capacity. it's not entirely uncommon for a lot of them to be gathered in one of the common areas of the ship, crowded with blankets and pillows and some stuffies and their comfort hoodies and try to help each other feel better

mod choco and i: forget about "i can fix them/i can make them worse". we can make them Trans

[ibuki-loves-you]

DRV3 Girls with an S/O who's like Mikan

Warnings: Mikan's personality/actions

Mod Ibuki: JSISJDOSJD OF COURSE YOU CAN!! Thank you so much! I'm so happy it was a comfort for you! I know I must sound like a broken record but thank you so much for the compliments!

Kaede:

Kaede thinks you are "an angel sent from heaven"

She adores you

But like the others she doesn't favor how you are willing to please anyone

"S/O! Get on all fours and bark like a dog or else!" "O-Okay!" "S/O doesn't have to do anything! So why don't you take your request and stick it!"

Kaede doesn't mess around when it comes to you

Like if someone ever bothered you she'd smash their head over her piano no hesitation

The one time you offered to take your clothes off for her, she was very upset

"S/O...? Why would you offer to do that? I don't want you to take your clothes off just to please me. That's not how a relationship works! I love you for you! Not your body! Though it is beautiful!"

If you ever thought she was mad at you, she'd be even more upset than when you offered to take your clothes off

"I-I'm s-sorry!! I d-didn't mean to hurt y-your f-feelings!" "You didn't hurt my feelings at all, S/O! I promise! I love you far to much to be angry at you, okay?"

Kaede gets a little overbearing sometimes, but it's only because she worries and wants to make sure you are alright

Miu:

Okay, at first, Miu used your gullibility

She thought it was funny how you would offer to please her

But after you started doing the same for Kokichi, she got a little upset

"Hey, asshole!! Leave her alone!!"

She realized after that there was a problem with what you were doing and that it wasn't something she should make fun of

If you ever took a fall in front of her, she would laugh a little at first, but she definitely helped you

She wouldn't leave you hanging

If you fell in a suggestive position she'd get start screaming and kinda just, throw herself on you

Not in a sexual way, more like she panicked and tried covering you up

If you ever thought she was mad at you, she'd get a little annoyed

With herself and the situation

"Babe, I'm not mad. I'm pissed at Kokichi because he was bein' a little shit again. Are you bein' a little shit? No, you aren't! So you shouldn't act like you did something wrong when you know you didn't."

Miu may have laughed at first, but she really does love you

Maki:

Maki got annoyed at first

She thought you were weak

But when Kaito brought you to training as a method to try and break you out of your shell, she went into protective mode

No one even glanced in your direction because she was always there

If someone ever made fun of you, they might actually die

"S/O! I always wanted a dog! Can you show me what one looks like?" "Alr-" "Do you want to die, asshole?"

If you ever took a fall in front of her, she'd act annoyed, but she'd be worried

She would take your hands and help you up while asking if you were alright

If you fell in a suggestive position, you'd see a slight blush on her face as she tried to help you

Anyone who looked would get glared at

You thought Maki was mad at you after you fell because she seemed angry

"No, I'm just a little worried. I'm not mad that you fell. Everyone falls once in a while. It was an accident. Why would I get mad at you over an accident? That's stupid."

Maki may be stoic, but you definitely broke down her walls

She loves you so much because of that

Kirumi:

Kirumi immediately went into mother mode

She doesn't let anything happen to you

On the rare occasion someone made fun of you, she'd make them feel so guilty

"You know, that is very rude of you. I don't understand why you'd say such things. As a result, I suggest you keep to yourself and mind your own."

If you ever took a fall in front of her, her reflexes are very fast

She's sees it happening I swear

So more often than not she catches you, but if she doesn't she immediately picks you back up and covers you if need be

Once, you offered to take your clothes off for Kirumi because you thought she was bothered by you

"Dear! Don't do that! I do not want you to take your clothes off just for the sake of entertaining me. You're body is far too beautiful to be used like that! Only show it to me if you want to, not because you feel obligated."

Because of that conversation, you thought she was mad at you

"Dove, I promise, I am not angry in the slightest. I am just, scared. I am scared others will use you and I don't want that. So let's try and work on this together, okay?"

You are literally Kirumi's world <3

Angie:

Atua told Angie that she must befriend you

So she listened, of course

"Hiya! Atua says Angie should be friends with you, so Angie will oblige! So, what do you say?" "O-Only if y-you want..." "Of course I want to!"

If someone ever made fun of you, she'd get very mad

"I'll use your blood as a sacrifice to Atua... Don't say another thing to them."

Yeah...terrifying

If you ever fell in front of her, she'd immediately pick you back up and pull you into her chest

If it was a suggestive position you fell in, she'd do the same exact thing except she'd cover you up if need be

"It's okay, my love. Don't cry, it's okay."

If you ever thought she was mad at you, she'd be a little confused

"Why would I be angry? I have no reason to be! So, I promise you, I am not angry with you. Why don't we cuddle for a bit, yes?"

Angie thinks you're precious and just wants to hold you all the time

Tenko:

PROTECTIVE MODE IMMEDIATELY ACTIVATED

Tenko immediately yelled at any male who came in a near vicinity to you

If someone ever made fun of you, they better pray to whatever god they believe in

Because she will throw them

"Don't you dare! If you say another thing to my S/O I'm gonna knock you out so hard! Degenerate!"

If you ever fell in front of her, she'd pick you up immediately

Like full-blown bridal style

If it was a suggestive position, she'd do the same thing with a blush

And if anyone said anything, she'd make a mental note to wreck their shit when you weren't around

When you offered to take your clothes off for Tenko, she freaked out

"S-S/O! Don't do that! No, no, no! Beauty like that should not be shown so easily! Especially if it's just for pleasing someone!"

If you ever thought Tenko was mad at you, she'd immediately shut that down

"I could never be mad at you! I'd never! You are far too adorable to get mad at! I love you!"

Tenko would kick anyone's ass if it made you happy, trust me :)

Tsumugi:

Tsumugi was worried for your safety

She thought you would get the same treatment Gonta got from Kokichi

If you did, she'd try her best to keep them away

"Hey! Leave S/O alone! They did nothing wrong!"

She's not very intimidating but she tries

If you ever took a fall in front of her, she'd do her absolute best to help you back up as quick as possible

If you tore a bit of your clothes from the fall, she'd fix it for you as soon as she saw it!

When you offered to take your clothes off for her, she got very confused

"W-What!? Why would you offer that so easily!? S/O, you have the perfect body people could only dream of having. Please, only show it to those who you know are worthy of seeing it!"

If you ever thought she was angry at you, she'd immediately disagree

"No, S/O! I'm not! I'm not mad at all! Kokichi was just getting on my nerves today. Nothing new! You did nothing wrong!"

Even though Tsumugi is a little shy, she'd try her best to protect you

Himiko:

Himiko thought you were kinda cute

She found your shyness to be very adorable

But when someone bothered you, oh boy

"I'll cast a spell on you that'll turn you into a pig! Maybe you should practice your oinks to prepare!"

If you ever fell in front of her, she can't really catch you because she's tiny, but she'd help you up

"I'm sorry that my magic couldn't help you. My mana is a little low..."

If it was a suggestive position you fell in, she'd screech and cover you up while covering her eyes

Speaking of screeching, if you ever offered to take your clothes off for her, she'd start screeching again

"No! That's n-not what I want at all! Don't offer to do that! It's not right! Y-You're body is the most beautiful thing ever! S-So, don't show it to m-me if you don't r-really want to!"

If you ever thought Himiko was mad at you, she'd freak out

"N-Never! I am not mad, S/O! Pinky promise? My pinky is magical, so you know it's real!"

Himiko will use her magic to protect you, don't worry

[danganronpa-agere-writing]

Can you do cg!Celestia headcannons if that's alright?

Hi anon! I’ve actually been rewatching Danganronpa 1 with my sister, so the characterizations are hopefully alright!! Celestia is a super interesting character, but she’d be a wonderful caregiver. Thank you for requesting!! Have a great day :D

-Mod Mikan

Caregiver Celestia Headcanons!

•Celestia prided herself in her ability to tell lies, so that meant that she was quite analytical, as well

•So, she felt kind of silly she had never noticed the fact that you regressed— she didn’t even notice any sort of signs

•And if she had witnessed it before, she had just been under the impression you were clingy

•However, the moment she truly figured out that you were acting different was when you knocked on her room in the middle of the night

•She, of course, had allowed you in, but when she opened the door, she noticed you had a stuffed animal clung tight in your arms

•Celeste thought nothing of it— she knew you had them, and it didn’t bother her

•It was when you asked if you could stay with her— your words in a soft and slurred voice that she began to ponder why you were speaking in such a way

•She was in no room to decline, though, nodding and allowing you in, leading you over to her bed and settling you down beside her

•And so, you two stayed like that— you leaning on Celeste and her wrapping an arm around her

•Admittedly... she was curious as to what had happened, which was why she asked you about it when you had awoken

•“Dear... If you do not mind me asking, could I possibly inquire as to what happened last night?” She tilted her head, a relaxed expression on her face

•She did not want to seem judgemental

•You chewed on your lower lip— not particularly wanting to lie to her, regardless of how flustered you felt

•Besides... Celeste wouldn’t judge you, surely?

•So, you explained to her— you told her the concept of age regression and how you used it as a coping mechanism

•She listened to you carefully, and when you were finished, she hummed

•“Well, I didn’t expect it. But it does not bother me.”

•A small moment of silence passed, when Celeste suddenly cleared her throat.

•“I quite did not mind being with you last night. Would you possibly want me to look after you? Do not feel obligated to accept— only if it would ensure your comfort.”

•You only gave her a smile

•“I’d like that.”

•So— that was that

•Celeste, from then on, took care of you whenever you regressed, typically allowing you to come into her room

•Because— hey! She actually had a fair amount of cool things in there

•An entire variety of clothing choices— there had to be at least one that would fit your style and preferred expression

•She often liked playing dress up with you— it was something she took interest in, yet also felt so fun— due to the pure innocence of it all, of playing pretend

•Celeste also would be wonderful at making whatever drink you wanted— ensuring it was of the highest quality

•Apple juice? She’d already bought the freshest kind at the stores, either lacking or containing a decent amount of sugar, whatever you preferred

•Angel milk? She learned an exact recipe that would suit your tastes, and she’d make it whenever you wished

•Tea? Well, she definitely got you some that lacked caffeine, but other than that, she would pick out your favorite flavor and drink it with you!

•Whatever it was, she’d make it!

•Oh, and Celeste absolutely has the money to afford anything you could want...

•Sometimes she’ll just come home with an entire bag of stuffed animals, or she’ll get you a cup simply because she thought it looked adorable

•Don’t worry— she asks for your input too!

•She often sends you photos asking which one of these items would you prefer

•She absolutely loves spoiling you, whether you also like it or not

•And, though she would never admit this to anyone, the two of you have watching the Spongebob musical, as well as the Frozen one more times than you can count on both hands

•She also quite enjoys it when she’s able to hold you— especially after a long day

•Celeste truly loves wrapping her arms around you and falling asleep with you by her side

•She wants to feel like she’s actively protecting you, like nothing could hurt you if it tried

•It gives her a sense of security, a responsibility, of being sure that you were safe

•So— Celeste is a rather calm caregiver, yet more than happy to take care of you

•She loves seeing you be yourself around her, and she’s really happy you can trust her with something like this

•She truly adores you— and when she says that, she means every single aspect of you

•Please don’t forget that, okay?

[dangan-ronpa-cafe]

𝓝𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓘𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓬𝔂 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓸𝓷𝓼 (𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓶𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓮 𝓽𝓮𝓪)

𝓐𝓷𝓸𝓷 𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 : Hi Mod Peko, may I order a chamomile tea for Nagito? sorry if I get anything wrong this is my first time requesting here jjdhsj

♡ Of course dear! I had a lot of fun writing this one, a big thanks to @joonielovely for helping me out! I hope you like it! ♡ ~「✿Mod Peko✿」

Warnings: kissing

He’s a very affectionate guy overall

The only time he was not affectionate was the beginning of your relationship with him

Perhaps it was just the new relationship nerves or Nagito wondering if you actually love him

But after some affection and words of affirmation from you he’s back to his old self

He’s very touchy in a romantic (non sexual) way

He’ll always want to be near you, holding you close (probably cause he’s afraid your gonna leave if he lets go)

Definitely a big cuddler and he’s also the best cuddler. 

He’ll cuddle whenever you ask, he’ll drop whatever he’s doing to cuddle.

He will never ask to cuddle though. You’re always the one who has to initiate them

You can tell when he’s feeling down because he’s very bad at hiding from you

So you can tell when somethings bothering him and your response is to show and give him all the affection 

Surprisingly a good kisser?

He knows what he’s doing and his kisses are very pleasant and soft

Likes to hold you close and kiss you slowly, he likes taking his time with you slowly because he doesn't want it to end

He will hold your hand and rub his thumb over the back of it, he’ll often get distracted from reality while doing this

He’ll let you play with his hair all day everyday, he’ll let you style it anyway you want and put whatever you want in it

He’ll also play with your hair as well, he’s always extra gentle to make sure he doesn’t hurt you

He will pat your head. it doesn’t matter if your taller than him, he’ll stand on his tip toes just to pat your head

He’ll try to carry you, the key word is try (since he’s a twig of a man) so half of the time your the one carrying him

He’ll kiss you on the cheek or nose randomly but apologize for no reason if you get surprised

Kiss his nose and he’ll be a big, smiling goof. Do it as often as you can, he’s loves it

He’ll curl up next to you and nap. If you fall asleep on him he’ll hold you like the most precious thing in the world 

He an amazing big spoon and LOVES it when you lay on top of him

He’d sing you to sleep, sure it might take some begging and he’d probably get embarrassed & be like “oh i don’t deserve to-“ but if you plead enough he’d crack, especially since he loves you so much

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Can- can you make a scenario where reader plays fnaf ar but the animatronics are real and when they like successfully get them they turn into little chibi animatronics that stay with the reader— I just need some teeth rotting fluff please 🥺

Omg that’s actually an ADORABLE concept. I’d like to think you could switch the animatronics between normal and chibi modes (bc you can’t send the poor things out to salvage when they’re all tiny ;w;)

I’ll make one for Golden Freddy bc I’ve tried fighting him and he is absolute PAIN so this teeth-rotting fluff will help me too <3

......

Of all the animatronics you’ve encounter thus far, nothing could’ve prepared you for the one called “Golden Freddy”. 

You figured it was just another shiny skin for the iconic bear, given that you didn’t receive any email on how to properly defeat him.

But oh dear....were you horribly, horribly wrong.

The encounter ended up being a nightmare. Not only did he corrupt your phone with ominous “it’s me” messages, but he could also apparently alternate between three different attack mechanics--ones used by previous animatronics. And you quickly learned that you had to successfully counter him in all three stages.

Fortunately you recognized the patterns and managed to subdue him as he charged at you for the last time. But as the electric sparks finally disappeared, you were stunned to see that Golden Freddy had turned into a...smaller and cuter version of himself. 

All the animatronics acquired that feature in the recent update--which allowed them to mimic the “chibi” style you often saw in art and anime--and the apparent reason was that users complained about the designs being too “creepy” and not “kid-friendly”.

There wasn’t anything kid-friendly about these murderous robots to begin with, but you didn’t mind the update.

“Huh..so it affects you, too, huh?” You chuckled, smiling as you scooped the golden bear up and looked at him. “I can just stick you in my bag no problem, haha.” 

He just stared back at you, trying to speak, but all he could emit was garbled static. Though you can tell he didn’t like being held--nor what you said--so you put him on your nightstand. “I’m kidding, but..welcome to the family.”

“F-Family..?”

You blinked in surprise, hearing him speak more clearly, though you nodded. “Yes. Your new family is--”

"̸H̵o̵w̵ ̷a̵d̴o̵r̶a̴b̶l̵e̷.̶.I c̵o̵u̵l̵d̸ ju̷s̵t̷ ̷e̴at y̸o̷u̷ u̴p̶, y̷o̷u̶ litt̵l̷e̵ ̵s̷h̵i̴n̶y̴ ̵th̵i̴n̶g̵..”

Recognizing the raspy voice, you saw Jack o’ Chica return, holding a mod she managed to salvage. You gasped dramatically and shielded Golden Freddy from her view. “Absolutely NOT!! I’ll turn you back into a chibi, too, if you come any closer.”

“...I̵'̴d̷ rat̵h̶e̴r k̶eep̶ ̸m̵y d̴i̴g̶n̶ity̴.” She huffed, giving you the mod before briefly glancing at the bear. Then she left without another word, thank goodness.

You got her from the Halloween event, but...she managed to stay scary even during Christmastime. 

After hearing more warped garble, you turned back around and sighed, gently booping Golden Freddy’s nose. “It’s okay, you’re safe with me.” You took note of how jerky his movements were. 

No normal animatronic was capable of moving like he did, so it was unusual, indeed. Something must’ve happened while he was being added to the service. It was probably just another glitch they’ll happily ignore.

But you’ll be sure to take good care of him from here on out.

[surohsopsisofclouds]

(Wrong) Realizations of the Past

Warnings: Brief mentions of a panic attack, non-permanent character death, casual mentions of death (ie. minecraft-style deaths), brief summary of a traumatic experience.

Summary:

With Luke being asleep after a bad panic attack, Mumbo, his current pillow, has time to ponder some things.

Are they the correct things? Sort of.

---

Mumbo didn’t dare breathe as he watched Luke’s chest rise and fall, worried that if he looked away at the wrong moment he might stop.

It was irrational of course. But then again, when he was around Luke, being rational always seemed to be the last thing on his mind. Er, no, wait. That sounded far too romantic. It was just that every time he saw Luke it was like fireworks were going off in his mind, like when he finally got a new redstone machine to work correctly!

…Oh dear heavens that sounded even worse.

“Ugh!” He groaned, trying to be quiet so Luke could sleep even as his brain kept spinning through all the different paths he didn’t want it to take. Today was even further proof that he should at the very least wait quite a while before trying to ask him out, I mean come on! What sort of stuff did his last server even do to him to make him panic that much after a fall to the death?

…What had they done, actually? Mumbo frowned, going through all the pieces in his head like a particularly difficult machine, trying to puzzle out where the problem was.

Luke’s previous server was heavily modded, to the point where he was shocked by as normal a thing as breaking wood. Which actually probably means he had lived there quite a long time, perhaps even having been-

“Oh!” Mumbo gasped lightly. That was it. That was probably his first world, wasn’t it? That would explain why he was so confused all the time. Even if he was quite good at hiding it, Luke would still tend to stare at ordinary things and actions as though they made no sense to him. That would also explain him having such an extreme reaction to a death. If his original world had been a heavily modded hardcore one, then his death that led to him being glitched into Hermitcraft might’ve been his first.

…Oh gods, it might've been his first.

Mumbo remembered his first death in very blurry detail. Certain parts were as clear as a block of glass for no particular reason that he could discern, like what color the sky was (it was a bright blue, clear day. Not a cloud in sight, but early morning nonetheless.) While others were as transparent as a block of obsidian in the End. He knew that there had been two other people with him, but he had been so young back then that he couldn’t remember anything about what they had looked like that day.

Even so, the event still stuck with him quite sharply, particularly the strong fear he had felt in that moment when he registered that the creeper he was turning to face was igniting, and that he could do nothing about it.

To go through your first death in a heavily modded server, likely the only one you had ever known, and then get glitched into a completely different, mostly vanilla one? Dear heavens, that sounded absolutely terrible. No wonder Luke had rarely ever said anything about his previous server, and was always so hesitant or panicked when asked about it. Poor man probably didn’t want to be reminded of all that, especially so soon after it had happened.

“Hmm… mmng…” Luke hummed in his sleep, curling even tighter into Mumbo’s chest as he leaned against the backboard of Luke’s bed, blankets trapped awkwardly under his right side. Mumbo smiled down fondly at him, squeezing him gently just a little before loosening his grip once again.

“Deary me, Lucky Luke Carder,” He murmured, brushing the fingers of one hand through his friend’s hair as he spoke. “What am I to do with you? If you keep stealing my heart all the time so effortlessly, I might just fall dead on the spot from how fond you’re making me, you oblivious fool, and what will you do then?”

[supersupersuperdespair]

could i get celeste relationship headcanons

Hey hey! Tysm for requesting! I hope this was up to your standard… anyways here are some relationship headcannons with our favourite goth girl <3

-Mod Chiaki

Celestia Ludenburg relationship headcannons

Notes: GN!reader

Warnings: mentions of breakup, cheating, fighting, metathesio/philophobia

How you met 💗

okay so let’s start with the general “how did you meet”

It’s kinda hard to ignore Celeste with her extravagant looks 

So you pretty much just walked up to her formed a conversation 

Simple as that really

Plus you’re just staring at her the whole time in awe and her amazing style

Which I’m sure she’s used to by now

Yeah idk what to write for this one

PDA and affection 💓

despite her love for you, PDA is NOT her most preferred way of affection

Her way are through words and actions not exactly physical touch

i.e. buying you expensive things like jewellery or fancy dinner dates

Even alone and in private she’s not big on cuddling or kissing

I mean the occasional French greeting kiss thing is fine but other than that… nah

(Okay hopefully you know the kiss I’m talking about- like…)

This was the only gif I could find 💀👊

Anyway yeah if you hold her hand in public and she’ll get pretty pissed off

Philophobia? (The fear of falling in love) ❤️‍🩹

Celeste is NOT a philophobe to be honest 

She’d probably find it disgusting that she’d fall for someone on a lower standard than her own

I do secretly think she has a fear of being abandoned or replaced though 

So more of a metathesiophobe

As she may feel like it’s because she’s too “boring” 

So just assure her you won’t leave or you may get a handful of shit

Who says “I love you” first? 💞

Celeste for sure

If you said it first she’d most likely shoo you away because… yeah. 

But if she had time to think for herself she definitely has the confidence to tell you 

Let’s say you accept

“Well I’m not surprised…” *blushing intensifies*

Let’s say you reject

“Ugh fine you were ugly anyway.” *slaps someone in the face* 

Doesn’t even matter who it is just… SLAP. 

Gotta get that anger out some how

(Probably Hifumi)

First date 💖

A very classy ball 

Like a formal dance or something 

Either that or you spend all night at home gambling each other’s souls away 

But probably the dance thing

She wears the same dress as her anniversary outfit

Extra and extremely attractive just like her

And it doesn’t matter what you wear but she’ll find a problem with it

“Y/N, dear that hair pin is quite crooked fix it before someone sees it please.”

Y/N I SWEAR TO GOD FIX THAT HAIR PIN RIGHT NOW OR I WILL NOT HESITATE TO WALK OUT OF THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW.”

Gotta love that exTrAness

Breakup 💔

Either a whole speech or a 4 word text

After that, she’s gone. Off to start a new life 

You never see her again

The speech would sound like this

“Dearest, Y/N. After many hours of pondering thoughts on how I should approach you on this, I have come to a most depressing conclusion… now I do apologise in advance for the utmost shock I am about to cause-”

“Just say it, Celeste.”

*flips through 17 cue cards* “We need to breakup.” 

She tosses her very real hair behind her and waltzes out the door

Bye 😭✋ 

Fighting 💘

FIGHTS OVER THE SMALLEST THINGS ISTG-

Like you didn’t sweep that 0.001 inch of dust on the floor? Anarchy I tell you

If you win a bet or gambling match she loses her composure so fast it’s not even funny 

Actually she loses it pretty fast in general

She’s the Ultimate Gambler she’s supposed to have a huge poker face 

But I guess not…

Fights over big issues like cheating or distance from each other don’t even matter most times

There’s a 69% chance Celeste would cheat on you anyway

Or after 50 years of marriage “Oh sorry I’m just not attracted to you anymore.” *hooks up with Kyoko cutely* 

Sad but true

How often does she say “I love you”? 💕

Honestly pretty often 

But only in private

Again, PDA is not her thing

But at home she just says it randomly for no reason

(sometimes she’ll even say it in French which is super cute <3)

You could be drinking water and she’d be like-

“Y/N…” 

“Mm?” 

“I love you.”

“I love you too, Celeste ^^”

Or sleeping and she’d wake you up at 3am-

“Y/N…”

“Yes?”

“I love you.”

“I… love you too?”

“ARE YOU FUCKING QUESTIONING IT? WHY’D YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT HMMM?”

“No no!”

But in public? No people think you’re just friends. 

Well that’s all I could think of, and I hope you liked it! This was pretty fun to write and if anyone has any more requests let us know and we’ll get to it as soon as we can <333

[the-bjd-community-confess]

Dear 'Anime Bad' Anon: I Want To Help I pity your situation, so please have a list of weebshit that isn't moeified, or wherein the cutesy art-style serves a greater purpose. (Note: though they won't be soft marshmallow uguuuu, they may still have issues in other ways. Some may have aged badly with regards to how society views or portrays groups or beliefs, some may have upsetting content and dark themes, and some may simply not be to your taste. Note: Anime is a genre, not a monolith, and the disparaging stereotype that it's all cute girls uwuing over their brother s-s-senpai!!! is as much of a disservice as saying all western movies are just vapid cash grab superhero movie sequels with no inegrity or thought put into them. There are indeed a lot of superhero movies, but they're not all identical schlock (megamind vs venom vs kick-ass),  but even more than that, there is a wealth of creative endeavor just beyond the veil of Marvel's cape: just as there are plenty of good anime if you dig past the isekai high school harem wish fulfillment genre that no one wants to keep making but people keep making because it prints money to a very small demographic of the animation equivalent of a mobile game whale thereby allowing this frankly quite-small industry to work on engaging and worthwhile series where the budget permits, Regardless,)

Mushi-shi: -Pros: gorgeous animation, tranquil vibes, episodic stories so you can cram in an episode between classes or on your lunch break. highly recommended by the literal-who typing this out. -Cons: some themes or stories may cause emotional distress, learning to tell apart Urushibara Yuki's characters is a learning curve.

Baccano-Pros: meticulously-researched 20s-and-30s-era mafia violence with a hint of the supernatural, as a treat, told anachronistically with flair and jazz music. practically made to be binge-watched. the novels are finally getting translated into english as well. -Cons: lots of characters to keep track of, fair bit of blood and violence, some scenes or themes may be upsetting, lots of jumping around between different time periods. See Also: Durarara, another series by Ryōgo Narita with a ton of characters and a plot with more threads an overpriced sheet.

Cowboy Bebop-Pros: incredibly well-regarded, space bounty hunters are cool, episodic series that slowly takes on a plot towards the end, fantastic animation, scoring, and even dub work.  -Cons: some scenes or themes may be uncomfortable, some parts have not aged quite so well, the smart doll version of the main character is ugly, you're gonna carry that weight.

Trigun-Pros: starts lighthearted, develops an increasingly investing plot as the series goes along. fictional westerns are cool. this world is made of love and peace -Cons: some scenes or themes may be upsetting, and probably will be. gun violence is naturally present, but that ain't all of it.

Hellsing (standard or Ultimate. or Abridged)Pros: vampires killing nazis. the original adaptation isn't bad, the second adaptation (ultimate) is generally viewed as an improvement. abridged is a youtube parody version that was so popular the voice actors reference it in convention interviews.Cons: a Lot of violence, even trending to the gorey side of things. Uncomfortable Themes Everywhere, but it's a horror-tinged action series about killing nazis, so that's to be expected. 

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood-Pros: while the original anime was quite good, the second iteration is a large improvement. does to alchemy what naruto does to ninjas: It's Basically Battle Magic. the plot starts on a strong note and doesn't let up from there. -Cons: there are distressing scenes and themes that may or may not be tolerable to the viewer. there are moments of cheesecake and even an occasional joke or a moeblob here and there, and it's not all doom and all gloom all the time, but this doesn't detract from the abject horror-despair that comes to permeate this series as it progresses. finally understand why people on the internet respond so negatively to the name 'nina'! 

[Mod: many more recs/reviews under the break, worth reading for those who like more obscure anime and animation]

Grave of the Fireflies-Pros: you will remember how to cry. it's a good reminder that one country's 'triumphs' often come at the expense of another country's people.  -Cons: this movie is incredibly dark, do not watch if you are in a bad headspace. see also: Barefoot Gen, a similar tale but this time from the perspective of an actual survivor from Hiroshima.

Michiko to Hatchin-Pros: an actually diverse cast of characters tangled up in a messy and very humanizing story, interspersed with Shinichiro Watanabe's particular flare for adventure. -Cons: some scenes or themes are very likely to be distressing. can be tricky to find, too.

Mo no no Ke (not the ghibli movie, though it is also quite good.) -Pros: incredibly unique art style and pacing that draws heavily from japanese theatre traditions, every screenshot is wallpaper-worthy. -Cons: may cause motion sickness. it is a psychological horror series, and one that does not need blood, nor gore, to cause visceral emotional response in the viewer. scenes and themes will be distressing- as really, that's the point.

Tokyo Godfathers-Pros: a transwoman, a (self-identified) homeless bum, and a runaway teen girl find a newborn in the baby on christmas. incredibly wholesome, somehow, and grounded in reality, with wonderful animation from the tragically late satoshi kon. -Cons: it is grounded in realism, and sometimes, people are dicks. mild transphobia warning, too, but in-universe- the transwoman herself is portrayed with kindness and allowed to be her own (wonderful!!!) person. still, viewer be mindful.

Kino no Tabi (the first series is my preferred, the second is shinier but lacks emotional impact- in my onion.) -Pros: mostly episodic, very unique series that can be gritty where it counts and kind where it matters. -Cons: some scenes or themes might be disturbing. finding it's not easy, either, and unfortunately, i don't think the novels are being translated right now, either.

Spice and Wolf-Pros: it's mostly about economics. there are shenanigans, a harvest god, and a slowly burgeoning romance, sure, but it's still mostly about economics. -Cons: there are moments of cheesecake and comedy, and moments that may cause distress to the viewer. it may or may not be to your taste.

Puella Magi Madoka Magica-Cons: yeah i know, it's moeblobs.  -Pros: you're gonna watch 'em die, though, in case that may interest you. it's quite a good subversion of the magical girl genre overall. somehow volks hasn't made an MDD of anyone from the series and i will never understand how that didn't happen.

Wolf Children: Ame to Yuki-Pros: watch a family grow together as a newly-single mother does her best to raise her twin children after the tragic loss of their father.  -Cons: keep tissues handy. certain scenes or themes may be uncomfortable.

Lupin III (Red Jacket, Ghibli, and the new 3D animation are all A+) pros: heist comedy elevated to an art form before half (or more!) of the people reading this were born. the english dubbed series that used to air on adult swim is a treat. cons: this franchise started in THE SIXTIES, so naturally, some shit has not aged well. certain series (fujiko mine) are darker than others in themes and material. the 3d movie that released recently is an excellent starting point.

Samurai Champloo-Pros: breakdancing samurai, a fascinating roster of characters, and a superb soundtrack by the tragically passed Nujabes. -Cons: it was made in the weird era of the transition from analog to digital animation and so the /series master/ was animated at a painfully low resolution, so even if there's a bluray out there (I haven't looked,) it will be an upscale, which doesn't always look the best. as well, there are scenes and themes that may make the viewer uncomfortable here and there.

The Works of Studio Ghibli Oh, I'm sorry, Ponyo too suffused with childhood wonder for you? My Neighbor Totoro not depressing enough?  In addition to the infamous Grave of the Fireflies, Studio Ghibli has made a wealth of movies that aren't aimed squarely at the kodomo (children's) sector. -Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind: climate change existential dread, the movie -Castle in the Sky: government obsession with obtaining weapons of mass destruction destroys everything beautiful, the movie -Pom Poko: human-caused deforestation and urbanization is destroying the natural world and all that live in it, the movie -Princess Mononoke: industrialization will be the death of everything beautiful in the world, the movie, with a side of sometimes everyone (and no one) is the villain when everyone is simply trying to survive -Howl's Moving Castle: The Physical Manifestation of Depression is a Liquid Ooze, the Movie, also War Is Bad It's not all depressing, but let it never be said that Hayao Miyazaki was subtle. Whisper of the Heart is a good coming-of-age story, Kiki's Delivery Service is a classic, Tales from Earthsea is divisive among fans of Ursula K. Le Guin but I personally liked it. From one studio alone there is a wealth of opportunities.

And that's really the point. These are just some from the top of my head. There are so very many options outside of the cute-girls-doing-cute-things genre that I couldn't list them all if I was here for a week. Or as Madoka Magica so ruthlessly showcases, even series that appear a certain way on the surface might not be what you bargained for once you look into them! These are all (I think) mostly older, mainstream-appeal series that should be easy to track down, too -- there are all kinds of singular animations like The Diary of Tortov Roddle, crowdfunded experiments like KICK-HEART, Masterpiece World Theatre renditions of classic (western) novels that never get talked about, films like A Silent Voice that confront social issues- and of course, series like Rozen Maiden that helped popularize this very hobby!

There is literally an ocean of content to explore from Japanese creators alone, and it opens up even more if you look into works from other parts of Asia- just look at how popular manwha have become, or Chinese animations like Leafie, a Hen Into the Wild! It's a genre unto itself, with all the breadth of content and inter-industry problems that come with it, and without any of the respect that similar art forms have been granted over the years. The way an entire culture's art form is often disparaged, disregarded, and belittled- and by extension, the way most of Asia's animated endeavors are often rolled up into that reductive dismissal along with anime and manga- is honestly Not Great, and there is absolutely a thread of xenophobia that runs through it. The industry has so very many problems (low wages, poor training, overwork of everyone ever, archaic financial modules, the exclusivity and breadth of merchandising necessary to turn a profit and how it leads to consumer burnout and disconnection over time, and yes, the way minors are portrayed not just in anime, but in Japanese media in general- and how much of that is actually bad (some of it is indeed,) and how much if it is cultural difference (I've heard people call the scene where the family in Totoro bathe together problematic because of the nudity, but I've also only heard people say that from the West)

-- none of the actual problems affecting the people who produce this medium are gonna improve when the general response to "animators frequently have to live at home to survive" is "that's what happens when you're a weeb."  It's 5am and I'm gonna point out the problems in the narrative around how we discuss this genre of entertainment because it's important, damn you! Regardless, thank you for coming to my unasked for and overlong TED talk about animation on a doll collecting drama blog, feel free to call me a pathetic weeb etcetera on your way out- but while you do so, might I suggest you also go watch a choice animated series! My current go-to is Bofuri, which is a cute-girls-doing-cute-things moefied isekai series that I refuse to apologize for watching. Be free. (The battle scenes are great and it captures the feeling of learning to play a new MMO with your friends better than most video-game-based anime I've seen in a long, long time. does anyone even still remember .hack? how about serial experiments lain...?)

~Anonymous