#is that how that saying goes lmfao

[sturnioloho]

i can feel my cells renewing themselves when chris laughs

[gregoftom]

TO ME, THAT’S CINEMA

[camels-pen]

consider sanuso bodyswap where Sanji is of course "admiring" Usopp's body and Usopp is trying desperately to keep himself from getting worked up so that he doesn't light himself on fire.

Luffy and Chopper are not helping. They are in fact doing the opposite of helping. They've ramped up their pranks and are doing anything possible to get Usopp angry so that he combusts, freaks out, and then dives into the ocean to put himself out. They think it's hilarious.

Nami and Brook are Also not helping, since they're conspiring with Sanji to put on a fashion show with Usopp's body. Sanji called it "not wasting a precious opportunity to get him in something other than overalls". Usopp called it mutiny and he was gonna- dive into the ocean, holy fuck Sanji why is it so easy to catch fire?!

Best part about this is that Sanji assured him, several times, that his body doesn't get hurt by catching fire. Usopp still jumps into the ocean every time.

Robin pipes up at one point, asking if Sanji was immune to just his own flames or all flames. Sanji just kind of shrugs and said it depends. Franky, having just been leisurely watching all of this gets an idea. Would his Franky Fireball hurt Sanji's body or just give him more fire to work with?

He tries to coax Usopp into agreeing to test it out and, somehow, he manages it. Albeit, Usopp is all knocking knees and chattering teeth, a very odd sight from 'Sanji'. As part of the deal though, he can only shoot a fireball the size of his hand.

Usopp meant his small hand. The one Franky used for tinkering and fine detail work. He did not, however, clarify this.

So, when a fireball the size of Franky's big hand comes out, well. Usopp runs for his goddamn life.

It takes him a few moments- and the voices of his friends sounding distant and below him- to realize he hadn't, in fact, run to the men's quarters, but rather into the fucking sky.

And oooooh, boy he is gonna kill Sanji one of these days. Why was his body's first fucking instinct when running to go up, what the actual HELL-

Usopp lit himself on fire again.

He curses out Sanji as his Sky Walk fails in the same moment and he plummets towards the deck.

[hashtagdrivebywrites]

Just finished drafting chapter 12! Now I gotta edit the living hell out of it. I'll let y'all know when it's posted!

Chapter 12: Op. Nursery:

[evevoli]

decided to finally color this self-indulgent wing au doodle i've had laying around since september (which is why it looks super wonky haha). allopreening my beloved

i had the idea that hunter is Really Bad at taking care of his wings for a number of reasons, and so after their sewing lesson darius takes one look at them and decides to step in

(for reference, darius has crow wings while hunter is a barn owl :])

[shivroythinker]

no! you don't know that! you don't know him! you don't fucking know everything! just because you say it doesn't make it true. everyone just fucking agrees with you and believes you so it becomes true and then you can turn around and say like "oh, you see? see? i was right." but that is NOT how it is. you're a human fucking gaslight.

[polarized-here]

were all just mentally ill about rei and i love it lmaooo

Yeah lmfaoooo like. Gosh dang. I think it’s just us three Rei fans against the world atp 😭🙏

[jyunism]

lowkey wanna start an instagram account where i post stuff abt my journey as a dental student but at the same time i probably wld post like once a month so like… whats the point…

[captainofthetidesbreath]

I hope that one day Travis makes Matt regret casually remarking that Chetney can identify by scent any blood he's tasted before because he's figured out how to leverage that little fun fact to accomplish something kinda insane.

[foreverppl]

Moodboard for Amais Rena (he/they), lead singer of alt rock band Way Way Downers @infamous-if

Playlist

[godblooded]

the way art imitates life and yall are obsessed with writing dudes obsessed with dudes and it shows.

[gregoftom]

oh they fr had bitchnasty sex after this

[dodgebolts]

the aftermath of george's your mom jokes

ft. karl jacobs, mother ahgren, and sapnap's mother (via banter)

[habits-white-rabbit]

Every time I see someone use Purple Haze Feedback for 'UwU FuGio real!!' or paint Giorno as a coldhearted sadistic master manipulator I feel myself coming closer and closer to snapping

[sadclownfuck]

it’s my 21st fuckin birthday,, preteen me n teenage me would never expect me to make it this far and i’m amazed every year and it’s most definitely an accomplishment that am i still fucking alive and kicking :•) as the years go on i find more and more reasons to keep going, there’s definitely set backs but i’m getting so much better at working thru my issues and Coping with things in much better ways than i used to before. very excited to see what life is like when my brain is Fully developed. MAN i’m kinda geeking abt growing old with da homies

[riggedbones]

pokes at the readers of my fic. comment something