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[thekinschoolhouse]

Agere Pest Stimboard!

Requested by @3dimensionalsystem. This was pretty tricky but in the best way possible.. also made me realise I need more agere requests omg

[lonely-north-star]

*head in hands* Y'ALL, I'M AT 1.5 K WORDS AND I'M NOT EVEN CLOSE TO DONE. 😭😭😭 WHAT THE HELL. IT WAS GONNA BE A SILLY LIL SONGFIC. AAAAA

solomams, curse you solomams !! I'm bouncing around between scenes and writing as i think them up, I'll string them together soon. I'm so afraid I'm not doing them justice as characters akskdj. but that one post that's like "do it scared" is pulling me through!! also the fact that I'm giggling to myself as I write these scenes.

Here's another preview:

“Wait, wait, ya can’t be serious! I swear I made a reservation a week ago. Check one more time, please, there’s gotta be a mistake-“ Mammon pleaded, gripping the host stand. The night had barely begun and it was already going wrong. Solomon stood behind him, brows furrowed but still smiling.

“S-Sir, I’m going to need you to step back, but I’ve checked all of our reservations for tonight. There is nothing listed under ‘The Great Mammon’, I do apologize,” The hostess gave Mammon an apologetic smile.

“Is there any way it could have gotten mixed up somewhere? Put under a different name?” Mammon felt a gentle hand on his back, but he ignored it. He had wanted this night to be perfect.

“Ah, I see what the problem is,” The hostess bit her lip, mentally preparing herself.

*after scrolling through the wiki* Mammon AND Solomon are both bad with remembering dates apparently? 📝 *writes that down* ehehe

and thank you for the likes on my last preview 👉👈 i feel so supported !! <33

[clownboybebop]

if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!

1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.

2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.

3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes

it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.

It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.

so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know

[isjasz]

[Ready for a new game?]

day 11 definitelynottober - heart in your fist & week 1 weeklyhermittober - beginnings

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IM SO READY LETSGO SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW LIFE SERIES💥💥💥💥💥💥

[honeypleasejustkillme]

i thought i was at my lowest but holy shit it gets lower

[084392]

had never heard of "mlp infection aus" until this month and ngl i still dont know what they are but. it made me want to draw some of them getting taken over by their cutie marks or something......

[araneapeixes]

i made a chart to explain my views and beliefs

[humming-fly]

He was feeling left out

and the higher rez stills, since gifs always export as if you're sending messages through a metal can~

[kensatou]

if nothing else can save america this zero-year-old fairy baby otter with no gender can. chiitan's platform is love. and chaos.

[adriles]

when we’re done with our overwhelming grief we’ll eat i guess

[hinamie]

sympathy for cain

[hurristuff]

For this Disability Pride Month, I saw a post that was shittybad and it made me angry. So have this

[wasyago]

tango doodles

first you make up a guy and then you struggle to draw him correctly

[forgettable-au]

PROLOGUE

FORGETTABLE-AU (Page 1-9)

AND SO IT BEGINS!

[CONTINUE] [MASTERPOST]

[wotchernewt]

cool new life series! very serious very dramatic!

[clownhunterbebop]

Forget hot girl summer, it’s raven boy summer this year. Go make extremely codependent new friends. Go awaken an ancient evil. Go, uh… murder your Latin teacher. Have fun!!