#is that a tag lmao

[cheesecake-the-chicken]

i’ve been doing some more thinking and i realized when i wear my dark grey tights it looks like i have birdy legs :0 i could also sew myself a pointy black covid mask to look like a beak, and maybe i could also wear a hair accessory to feel like i have a crest? maybe a bow or a bandana,,

i also really want to grow out my nails so they’re nice and pointy :> i just gotta figure out how to grow them in a healthy way

i could even figure out a way to have some kind of tail accessory,, i’ve yet to see too much about gear for birdkin since it’s usually tails/ears/etc for canine and feline kin (NOT HATING AT ALL maybe i’m just a little jealous lmao /lh)

[sexybabystevie]

OKAY. the idea for a stranger things stage play is honestly cash grabby and unnecessary to the plot (especially since it focuses on things that we have PLENTY of in canon) and also dont even get me STARTED on the whole "if its only available in london then it totally fucks over so many other fans out of knowing whats going on" aspect but ANYWAY. ignoring all of that to be petty:

you are telling me. you are telling me that somehow, for some reason, eddie munsons parent(s) are more relevant to this story than perhaps showing steves parents for once in a goddamn lifetime? this make sense on NO levels except for cash grabby bullshit because HOW in the world is that supposedly more relevant??? a character who showed up only in the last season vs a character who's been here the whole time who we have been BEGGING for scraps of parental insight??? and the harringtons, im PRETTY SURE, are supposed to be rich/significant to the town of hawkins in some way??? or at least thats heavily implied???????? and the NERVE of them to add steve to the little teaser for the stage play info months ago, as if this has a single fuck to do with him????????? im sorry but this is absolutely fucking bonkers

[if-thats-not-love-then-what-is]

im posting this picture on every social media i have here u go

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[jamjoob]

HAPPY DUNMESHI THUR- *gunshoits*

[rasairui]

Okay I know I posted the first one already but it's a collection now. Anyway don't you ever get so tired of this

[s0up1ta]

toxic yaoi or something idk i haven't watched gravity falls

[portsandstars]

[the-autism-album]

[eydilily]

(look at what i have to offer) — this is the spider's nest.

[punnifullife]

funnier in my head but we're all thinking the same thing, right? jason:

[chaos-smoothie]

we did it once we can do it again we did it once we can do it again WE DID IT ONCE-

[stemmmm]

one more one more

same au thing as last time

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[krysmcscience]

Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:

The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.

Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.

It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.

Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄

Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.

also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh

⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️

Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D

Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.

Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:

'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.

you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH

And, finally:

lmao this is shit

True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.

Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD

Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D

Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)

[against-all-odds-im-back]