#is so sexy of neal

[dinneratgrannys]

ONCE UPON A TIME 3.04, Nasty Habits

[link-sans-specs]

Just saving these here bc they're adorable and he put them on a story and they will disappear and I didn't see anyone else posting them all.

LinkNeal IG Story

[unhinged-nymph]

Cardigan boy ☺️🤓

[perry-fics]

[sassyandclassy94]

Neal Cassidy is sexy anyway but… imagine him in medieval underwear😏🤤 You’re welcome!

[mclinklin]

This man. The hair. The hands. And now that goddamn tattoo. I’m defenseless.

[x]

[hotvintagepoll]

Propaganda

Ava Gardner (The Killers, The Barefoot Contessa)— She's so goddamn hot. Her and Frank Sinatra could've sandwiched me and I would've thanked them for the privilege

Patricia Neal (A Face in the Crowd, Hud, Breakfast at Tiffany's)—i just think she she emanates a raw sexual energy...i want her to divorce me

This is round 1 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.

[additional propaganda submitted under the cut]

Ava Gardner:

Ava Gardner is one of my favorite actresses of all time. Although a lot of her roles in movies are about her being beautiful and nothing else, there are some films where her acting truly shines.

Gifset: https://www.tumblr.com/pelopides/721438308726603776/ava-gardner-as-pandora-reynolds-pandora-and-the

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HER FACE. LOOK AT IT. Also was a life long supporter of civil rights and a member of the NAACP, had lots of fun love affairs with other stars, bullfighters, married several times but was also happy in between to just have lovers and was unapologetically herself.

I literally gasp every time I see her.

Between 1942 and 1964, Ava Gardner was credited in no less 50 films, and is still considered by some to be the most beautiful actresses that ever graced the silver screen. Despite life-long insecurities regarding her talent as an actress, she weathered public scandal, industry hostility, and outright condemnation by the Catholic Church with fearless grace. She would later in life talk candidly about the reality and pain of living through two (studio approved!!) abortions during her short marriage to Frank Sinatra, and while the two of them could not make their relationship work, they remained in each other’s lives for nearly 30 years. She would forever describe herself as a small-town girl who just got lucky, but always felt like a beautiful outsider.

Really genuinely one of the most beautiful human beings I have ever seen. An autodidact. Had amazing chemistry with Gregory Peck to the point where I do think about watching On The Beach again sometimes because they're so good together even though that movie did destroy me. Was a great femme fatale in many movies.

Patricia Neal:

[cssns]

The FINAL YEAR of the Captain Swan Supernatural Summer is behind us, so it's time for the CSSNS24 Event Roundup!!!

Does anyone else need a min? I know I do...

Before we get to the roundup itself, I have to give the LOUDEST OF SHOUT OUTS and GROUP HUG to the team of mods - @winterbaby89 @jrob64 @stahlop and @ultraluckycatnd - who helped me EVERY STEP OF THE WAY!!! This event absolutely wouldn't have happened without them and I'm sooooo grateful that they stepped up to the plate to make this final event a success!!! Thank you all soooo much, ladies!!!!

Also as part of this final roundup, I want to share all the links to all the other event roundups that have been reblogged the last few weeks. This has been an PHENOMENAL ride over all these years and I'm so grateful for all the love and support y'all have given it!! And now, all of the fics and art from all of the years will be in one place!!

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Thank you all again for EVERYTHING all these years!!! Its been an honor and privilege to man the helm for most of these years, but it certainly wouldn't have lasted as long as it has without the contributions of all the participants and the enthusiasm of the audience!!!! So thank you all from the bottom of my heart!!!

And now, on to the roundup!!!! Under the cut, unless Tumblr ate it.

I opened us up this year on July 2 with the first of two contributions I prepared for this final event. The Arena was a short and - kinda, maybe, not so much overall, but def by the end - sweet werewolf oneshot with breathtaking artwork by @motherkatereloyshipper !!!

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On July 5, @exhaustedpirate posted a not-so-short and extra sexy werewolf fic, In Your Moonlit Eyes, with wonderful artwork by @thejollyroger-writer.

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On July 7, @whatevenisthisbloganymore posted the first chapter of a fae fic, Where Idle Feet Wander. Princess Emma of the EF finds herself in the Fae lands and needs help to return home. The first ch was fantastic and I can't wait to see where the journey takes us!

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On July 9, @jrob64 posted the first chapter of her ghost hunter Killian fic, Ghosted, with artwork provided by yours truly, manips of Neal and Liam courtesy of @motherkatereloyshipper! Now complete with five chapters, Joni took us on QUITE a spooky ride!! Don't read before going to bed at night!!!

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On July 13, @grimmswan updated both of her fics from last year, Dracula in Storybrooke and Love Bites (But So Do I). Both of these fics are SO MUCH FUN and we are getting very close to their conclusions!!

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On July 14 @anmylica posted an update to last years fic, Fly With the Black Swan, her alternate telling of the Dark Swan arc. Now three chs in, this is an absolutely beautiful tale so far and I can't wait for more of it!!! Artwork by @zaharadessert

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On July 15, @theartofdreaming1 posted original artwork for the event featuring mermaid Emma!!! Absolutely beautiful work brought me to tears!!

On July 17, @mie779 posted an alternative take on episode 3x17 The Jolly Roger featuring merman Killian!! Don't Kiss and Tail, a fantastic and utterly delightful what if fic!!! Lovely banner by @iamstartraveller776.

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On July 17, @goforlaunchcee updated last year's fic, Smoke and Mirrors, with absolutely perfect artwork by @piinfeathers!! A ghost/witch story, it's an absolute HOOT and I'm always so happy when she updates!! Now up to ch7.

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On July 19, @snowbellewells posted the first of her two offerings for this year's event, On Wings of Storm, with magnificent artwork by @motherkatereloyshipper !!! A beautiful one shot that left me in tears of joy!!

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On July 25, @laianely posted the first chapter of her crime mystery No Rest for the Immortals with artwork by @captainswan-kellie (x) and herself (x). A murder mystery featuring vampire Killian, I am BESIDE myself every time she updates. Now on ch7.

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On July 27, @xarandomdreamx posted the first chapter of her fic, The Kiss of Life with beautiful artwork provided by @motherkatereloyshipper!! Ohhh, she killed me sharing snippets on discord and the whole chapter did not disappoint!!!! Cannot wait for more of this!!!

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On Aug 4, I posted my second fic for the event, Return to Me, again with stunning artwork by @motherkatereloyshipper !! Since the whole purpose of this event was to bump up the number of werewolf and vampire CS fics, and I'd already posted a werewolf fic this year, I came up with a fic that I thought the original Dracula was kinda about. Turns out that I was very wrong. But anyway, it was a lot of fun to write.

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On Aug 6, @belovedcreation posted the first chapter of an epic werewolf fic, Can I Be Your Werewolf? featuring lovely artwork from @mie779!! 33 chapters that she just finished posting TODAY, it was an awesome ride from start to finish!!!

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On Aug 8, @everything-person shared with us a smorgasbord of ideas that she came up with, but real life intervened and she wasn't able to write full fics for them. HOWEVER, she did make art for them all and shared a snippet of where she wanted to go with each one. Each one was absolutely fantastic and I hope there will come a day when she is able to write the fics and share them with us!!

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On Aug 10, @jonesfandomfanatic posted the first two chs of her fic, Into the Parallel. Now on ch6 of 7, this is an incredible time travel/realm jumper fic that I am absolutely in love with!!!

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On Aug 16, @exhaustedpirate posted her second fic of the event, Haunted By the Ghost of You, again with beautiful artwork by @thejollyroger-writer. The first chapter was lovely and heartbreaking in equal measure and I cannot wait to see the happy ending she has promised me will happen. Someday...

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On Aug 21, @snowbellewells submitted her second fic of the event, For All Life and For All Time, this fic actually inspired by Dracula. The first of three chs is currently up and I cannot wait to see more of it!!!

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On Aug 22, @hollyethecurious posted the first chapter of Once Upon a Grimm, her incredible fic using the lore and some storylines of the TV series Grimm featuring Once characters. @eastwesthomeisbest provided the gorgeous artwork!! We are now two chs in and I can already tell, we are in for a really fun ride!!!

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On Aug 24, @wyntereyez posted a second fic to her series Bats In the Belfry. This year's fic, Wool of Bat and Tongue of Dog is a MC and a fantastic follow-up to A Little Batty from last year!!! Artwork by @jrob64 .

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On Aug 25, @cocohook38 posted her artwork for last years fic by @iamstartraveller776 To Cleave Destiny. We only have the first ch of the fic posted, but it's amazing already and Jules artwork just gives me chills!!!

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On Aug 26, @eastwesthomeisbest posted a series of manips of Emma Dressed in Blood. Literally took my breath away!!! Gorgeously creepy!!!

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On Aug 29, @zaharadessert posted the Prologue of her fic, Forget Me Not, with a lovely moodboard made by @exhaustedpirate . This first chapter sets up quite a mystery and I can't wait to see where she goes with this!!!

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On Aug 30, @deckerstarblanche posted the final chapter of last year's fic, An Offer She Can't Refuse, with artwork by @undercaffinatednightmare. A super sexy Omegaverse fic, I was soooo thrilled she came back to give CS the happy ending they deserve!!!

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Our last fic of the event, Scattered Earth (Mortua Terra), posted just yesterday. Real life intruded and kept @dykelilypage from finishing her fic until last week, but I told her that if she could get it in before I posted the roundup, I'd still include it, and boy did she deliver!!! The fic was absolutely incredible!!! Supernatural investigative reporters Emma Swan and Killian Jones team up to solve a mystery. Utterly perfect artwork done by @eastwesthomeisbest

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Well, that's it, y'all!! Our FINAL CSSNS has come to an end!!

Everyone take a moment, take a deep breath, and join me in expressing your appreciation to all the participants this year and over the last six for giving us such PHENOMENAL, INCREDIBLE, FANTASTIC supernatural stories!!! There are still many fics from past years that the authors are still active in fandom and plan on continuing whenever they get a chance. And to that end, this blog is not going anywhere. Whenever an update to a fic posts, I'll be right here to read, flail, and reblog.

Until then, y'all!!!

[ronweasleys-world]

Season 4 ep 7 (compromising positions) of White Collar has got to have one of the best scenes. I can’t

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Elizabeth is truly an icon, I love her so much. She knows full well her husband is hot, and helping him take ‘sexy’ pictures with another women omg.

Neals commentary is hilarious

I adore this show sm and the main cast and their chemistry/bits are amazing

[link-sans-specs]

First to drink, because of course he is.

I don't understand how y'all already know the rules.

Mythical Society

King's Cup - GME4 Pre-Show

[unhinged-nymph]

a good day for link ^_^

[sigeel]

So, have you seen this Epic the Musical stuff? If so have you been watching any of the animatics and becoming obessed to the point of watching different versions of the same song over and over to see how different versions envision things like Posiden sinking Odysseus' fleat, how they see Scyllia, and HOW FREAKEN SEXY Zeus is when drawn by Neal Illustrator?!?

Hello! I have been listening to the Epic musical, yes, but have not seen any animatic as I generally don't have time to watch stuff since I have to create XD But I love it a lot :)

[claryshifts]

Making American Horror Story DRs "Safe"

I'll update this with each season I watch! Most of this will focus on one of the "Evans" bc I know a lot of yall horny bastards wanna hop on him (real) Each section will have an "ultra safe" paragraph and a "safe as possible?" paragraph. idk -Murder House: Option One: The house isn't possessed or whatever you want to call it. Hell, you don't even have to live in it. Though Tate has problems with his mom (that adds a lot to his character, so I'd still 'keep that'), he's never had terrible thoughts of doing what he did at that school or any other gross things. I personally would still 'script out' the self-harm. Wouldn't want my partner to suffer that Option Two: If you still want that ghostly experience, then sure, by all means, live in the haunted house. but maybe cut out the satan part... Also script the ghosts don't have shitty timing (they don't bother you in the bathroom or when you're sleeping, for ex). If you want Tate as a ghost and not alive, still, don't date a ghost mass yknow what  😭  😭  BONUS: instead of tate, date violet 🥰🥰 -Asylum: Option One: You can live a nice quiet life with Kit. it's the 60s though, so if you're fem/poc/lgbt/etc, keep that in mind. whenever I go to a reality in the past I script I don't get bored without technology lol Option Two: have fun at the asylum, ig, boo. If you want some edgy lore, pls don't script you're a psycho killer or something omg 😭. Script none of the people in charge inflect punishments on you. If you really wanna get freaky in that musty place, script you don't get caught... and that its not all musty... -Coven: I got a lot to say bc I think Imma make a script for this too haha Option One: no scary demon devils or whatever. Uh, Kyle isn't treated like a sex object???? Nothing bad happens to Nan (she deserves better). If Kyle has to die (that sounds so weird to say) for your lore or whatever, don't purposely give him a traumatizing experience. this isn't a fan fic,, that's your REALITY. Honestly you could just script you're a silly little witch hanging out in New Orleans and call it a day. Madison isn't annoying af. No Axe Man. LaLaurie being Queenie's "slave" was deserved but maybe just script her 'out' altogether... Option Two: Okay, so you want the drama. Have the drama! Still no demon devils though cuz that does NOT sound fun. Script you and the people you care about are all safe from harm. If Kyle HAS to go through that terrible experience (I'm his biggest defender as you can tell), at least keep Madison and Zoe away or at bay bc seeing them fight over a guy who can't even say "food" and OBVIOUSLY can't verbally consent was so uncomfy, for me at least. -Freak Show: Option One: no scary clowns. The "freaks" aren't treated like shit. Neal Patrick Harris doesn't show up with his puppet??? No one is trying to make money off of the freaks. None of them are murdered or harmed. Option Two: Ig if you still want the plot they still have to be treated pretty shitty. Still would apply everything else though, as well as the fact nothing happens to you.

-Hotel: Option One: Ok look James March. Wonderful man. Make him NOT a serial killer omg. If you get with him I'm convinced a relationship with him would be straight up Morticia and Gomez uishfuihfjsf I want him so bad. Anyway, if he's your man keep the countess off your back, if you keep her there at all. I wouldn't recommend making yourself a ghost bc idk WTFFF that would mean for you spiritually. You could be sexy March's sexy human partner. Or the countess' partner. Anyone's partner. but alive. Um no 10 commandment killings of any sort, and no vampire children???

Option Two: ngl idk how else to put this?? idk if there should be an option 2 ;-;

Currently on Roanoke! this season is so boring I might not write anything for it

[nightsinbluevelvet]

Matt Bomer's 2024 looks, part 2

Time for Matt's 2024 event looks part 2! Part 1 can be found here.

Matt has treated us to such unbelievable, unprecedented beauty this June that I still haven't nearly recovered from it. This time it's almost impossible to choose a favourite look, or even a favourite picture for each look - so profoundly stunning are they.

This post is only about his physical looks/outfits, but there's a thing or two to be said about how lovely he has been, too, and he has really moved through this promo period with such seemingly effortless grace. I love him more than ever, and miss him terribly right now.

Anyway, on to the pictures. I've included the Getty Museum look, even though it's from a photo shoot and not an event, because it's just so gorgeous.

Getty Museum photo shoot, 31 May 2024

Fellow Travelers FYC panel, 1 June 2024

White Collar panel, 6 June 2024

IndieWire Honors, 6 June 2024

Critics Choice event, 7 June 2024

Fellow Travelers FYC panel, 8 June 2024

Peabody Awards, 9 June 2024

Santoni show, 16 June 2024

Prada show, 16 June 2024

Tod's show, 16 June 2024

Armani show, 17 June 2024

Filming Italy photocall, 22 June 2024

Filming Italy red carpet, 22 June 2024

Filming Italy red carpet, 23 June 2024

Comments:

Matt in an all-white suit and perfect hair, strolling around a museum? Swoon!! I was completely dead already at this point, and it wasn't even June yet.

Matt in an all-burgundy suit, with soulful eyes and a button malfunction? Consider me weak!

That's Neal Caffrey, all right. Stunning!

Same day, still super cute

All-white suit again, completely drop-dead gorgeous. Also, I love this signature pose of his.

Then, just as I thought it couldn't get better, he wore all-black instead, including a silky cardigan with nothing underneath, and basically looked better than ever. Here I was really starting to lose it.

Looking proper in an all-navy suit, but still seductive as hell with the open buttons. Very sexy!

Then we get to the Milan Fashion Week and really dangerous waters. First up is the Santoni show, where Matt wore a mint green outfit that looked incredible. Even if the beard was still longish (I prefer it short), this look was astonishing to me. His hair was amazing too. In some pictures, these clothes leave rather little to the imagination (in the best way possible). He looks both sweet and ultra-sexy.

At the Prada show his beard was shorter, which is why my brain completely short-circuited from this point onwards. How he managed to look great in a blue leather shirt and leather shorts I do not know, but he looked so cute, and young.

At the third show the same day, Tod's, he - unbelievably - again looked better than ever before. Extremely dilfy in a good way, just simply jaw-dropping. Best look so far. Should have been impossible to top (no pun intended).

But then came the next day and the Armani look, which broke the internet. I'll choose this one as my favourite, and actually it's possibly my favourite look ever on Matt. Everything is perfect: his curly hair, even shorter beard/stubble, ARMS, and how his body looked when he walked in those white trousers. I don't think any man could ever be better looking than this.

Not much to say. Gorgeous hair. Shirt not so nice. He's beautiful.

Matt in a silk suit? Yes please.

This look is really extremely hot. Love it!!

So, my favourites are:

Armani show

Tod's show

June 8 FYC panel

What are your favourites? I'm so curious to know what everyone thinks.

Thanks to mattbomerfan.com for most of the pictures!

[sexy-monster-fucker]

SEXY MONSTER FUCKER RELEASE A NEIL GAMBY ONE SHOT WHERE YOU GUYS R GETTIN FRISKY UNDER THE FOOTBALL BLEACHERS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS 🙏🙏

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 YES YES YES YES I LOVE NEAL GAMBY OF COURSE MY LIFE IS YOURS FOR REQUESTING THIS (also there are no GIFs of him without text on them lol)

Neal Gamby x Reader

cw: public sex, fingering, unprotected pinv, creampie

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You folded your arms over your chest as you leaned against the stairs at the side of the bleachers. Watching your students practice for the upcoming pep rally. The sound of bickering in the distant woods caught your attention.

Lee Russell and Neal Gamby, the two Vice Principals of North Jackson High, came out of a tight break in the trees. Both of their brows furrowed and baring teeth as they argued back and forth. You smiled watching them, eyes fixated on Neal Gamby. He was brash and loud, more often than not sporting an attitude that turned others away. But you admired him. Sometimes you would have lunch together away from all the other teachers. Joking and sharing secrets in his office. He would awkwardly compliment you anytime you wore something new or did your hair in a new way. Longing looks being shared in any room you were in together.

Gamby and Russell walked towards you as they headed for the bleachers. “Sucking each other off in the woods again?” you teased as the pair approached you. Gamby blew his breath out, rolling his eyes at your comment.

“Ain’t none of your business what Gamby and I do together. Now mind your own,” Russell sassily placed his hand on his hip. “Yes sir, Mr. Russell,” you saluted at him. Gamby laughed at you mocking Russell. He stood beside you, resting his back against the side of the steps.

“Don’t be getting all comfy with your little girlfriend, now,” Russell cocked an eyebrow at Gamby. Your cheeks rose with a small heat. “Shut the fuck up, Russell,” Gamby barked out at him. You stuck your tongue out at him.

Russell threw his hands up, “It’s impossible to be around you both at the same time.” He turned on his heel leaving you and Gamby alone. You watched as Russell hurried into the building. Looking over at Neal, catching him staring at you. You smiled at him. His cheeks turned a slight pink.

“So— uh- what class do you have next period?” Neal asked trying to deviate the attention to you. “Oh, nothing. My free period is next,” you looked at him. All according to plan.

He leaned in to whisper into your ear, “Your ass looks great in those pants you have on today.” You blushed, looking down at the dress pants you wore. You bit your lip slightly. Your fingers danced down his arm, “Thank you.” Neal looked down at his watch, looking back up at you and smiling. “Probably look better off though,” he mumbled. Heat pooled inside you with his words.

Gamby wrapped his hand around your wrist, pulling you under the bleachers. Finding a solid piece of metal and leaning your back up against it. The bell rang shortly after, kids flooding in the doors trying to make it to their next class. There was a silence that washed over the outside. Neal’s eyes met yours, hooded as he admired you before him. You ran your hands up his chest, wrapping your fingers around his tie and pulling at it. “What is it, Mr. Gamby?” you teased with a sensual tone. His large hands rested on your waist, a heavy breath falling from him with your words. A small smile crept across his face, “Thought we could have some alone time during your free period.” You widened your eyes at him.

Neal Gamby normally wasn’t the type for rule breaking. Very heavy handed on all the students when it came to obedience. Shocking you that he was even willing to suggest the two of you fooling around.

“What if someone comes out—“

“No one is outside during this period, don’t worry. I made sure to tell everyone they had to use the gym the rest of the day,” Neal assured you. His nack for planning turning you on a bit. The fact he was willing to think this far ahead about pulling you under the bleachers and having his way with you send chills down your body.

You smiled widely, “Mr. Gamby~ I didn’t know you wanted this badly to—“ He crashed his lips into yours. Hands finding their place on either side of your face, your arms resting around his neck. Your bodies pressing firmly together as your tongues fought for dominance in each other’s mouths. Soft moans and grunts being shared between you both. Savoring the taste of one another on your tongues.

“I’wanna fuck you so bad,” Gamby grumbled in between kisses. Heat overwhelming your senses with his forwardness. You ran a hand down his front, palming at his semi-hard cock through his khakis. A deep groan escaped his throat at your touch. You tugged at his belt, encouraging him to undo it. You both went to removing your clothes quickly, your pants pooling around one of your ankles. Neal’s cock pressed firmly against his underwear, pitching a noticeable tent. You bit your lip at the sight. His eyes fixated on the panties you wore.

Neal pressed you back against the wall, his hand going down the front of your panties and caressing the entrance. You gasped loudly at the sudden friction. “You’re so wet,” Neal kissed at your neck as his fingers found their way inside you. You rocked your hips against his touch, loving how his thick fingers stretched you. His thumb rubbed circles on your clit causing your legs to grow shaky.

Neal pulled his cock out of his underwear, pulling your panties to the side. His hand went to your leg, positioning it to hook around his waist. He lined himself up with your entrance, pressing slightly with the tip to prepare you. Lust blown blue eyes stared into yours, “Try and stay quiet, dollface.” He eased his way into you, taking time to make sure you could adjust to him. A moan falling from you at him. “Fuck— it’s so good,” you moaned. Neal’s lips found their place back on yours, pulling himself almost completely out of you before ramming back in. Finding a comfortable rhythm for both of you. His name falling from your lips over and over again as he fucked you.

Heavy footsteps rang through the metal above your heads. Both of you completely freezing and going pale in reaction. You heard the mumbling of a man above. Neal held his finger to his lips making sure you keep quiet, placing his hand over your mouth. Slowly rolling his hips into you, pushing to see how far he could go before you would make a loud sound. Soft moans vibrated his hand against your lips. Neal’s eyes completely blown with lust as he stared into yours.

Ringing of Neal’s cellphone made you both jump. Quickly muting the sound before even noticing who was calling. “It’s Russell,” he gritted through his teeth. You widened your eyes at him, “Answer it.” You mumbled into his hand. Neal raised an eyebrow at you, smirking at your answer. “Neal Gamby speaking,” he coughed out as he answered the phone.

“Where the hell are you at?!”

“What do you want?” Neal gritted out.

“Since you weren’t in your office like you should’ve been, I came back out to the bleachers. Thought I might find you out here fingering your little bootycall,” Russell’s voice could be heard distantly above the bleachers where you were hidden. Neal continued to roll his hips into you as he talked to Russell.

“Jesus Christ, Russell! Tell me what the fuck you want or I’m hanging up,” Neal growled into the phone. The depth of his tone made you even more aroused.

“Goddamn, Gamby. We’re having a Belinda Brown situation and I need you NOW,” Russell stomped his foot to get his point across. Neal leaned in, placing a kiss to your lips as he continued thrusting into you.

“Now, where the hell are you?!” Russell persisted.

“I’m— uh— Doing inventory in the band closet. Come here and we can discuss,” Neal winked at you.

“Why the fuck are you doing inventory?”

“Just COME HERE!” Neal hung up. Squinting his eyes shut and blowing out his breath. You could hear Russell’s footsteps as he left the bleachers and went inside. Neal removed his hand from your mouth, “Back to what’s important.” You giggled at him, arms wrapping around his neck as he fucked you. His thrusts were relentless. His thick cock stretching you. He was panting before you, his eyebrows furrowed as he looked down where you were connected. Watching his cock slide in and out of you. He slid a hand down your front, fingers dancing against your sensitivity. Causing you to fall forward into him. Nails digging into his back as you rolled against his touch. Feeling your insides pulse with each circle of your clit, you knew it wouldn’t be long before you came undone.

“Russell is going to come storming back out here any second,” Neal breathed out against your skin, “Gotta hurry things along.” He snapped his hips into you, a moan falling from you. His body chased both your highs, begging for release before his coworker would rudely interrupted you. If there was one thing about Lee, he had the worst timing. “Can I cum in you?” Neal breathed into your ear, practically begging. You nodded aggressively, forehead pressed against his. His thrusts grew sloppy, fingers quickening their motion on your nub.

You came undone around him. Walls convulsing around his thick member. His name a loud moan from your tongue. He shot up into you, his lips pressing into yours to silence both of your pleasurable moans. He wrapped his arms around your back, pulling your body flush against his as he came inside you. His body rutted as you gripped his girth. Fingers digging into your skin as he savored the feeling inside you.

Hesitantly, he pulled himself from you. Grumbling as the cold air hit his now sensitive cock. You both scrambled to get dressed as you heard the doors to the school slam open. Attempting to fix each other’s hair, unable to stop smiling as you did so. Unable to resist the urge to press your lips back together one last time. Standing awkwardly as Lee Russell found you both.

“What the fuck is this?” Lee’s hand gestured up, then rested on his hip.

“We were having a private conversation. Didn’t need you to come interrupt,” Neal crossed his arms over his chest.

Lee chuckled, “Did the conversation go ‘oh please faster—ugh’?!” He mimicked the moans of someone having sex. Your face grew hot. Neal scoffed at him, “Mind your own fucking business. Now go back inside and I’ll meet you in your office!” Neal was angry and slightly embarrassed by Lee trying to mock him.

Russell headed back inside, “Next time let me know so I can come watch.” He teased with a wave of his fingers.

Neal sighed once Russell left. He turned to face you again, a soft smile decorating his face. His demeanor softening at the sight of you. He ran his knuckles down your cheek, hand cupping it after. You nuzzled into his touch, turning to kiss his palm.

“You wanna come over tonight?”

“Of course I do.”

~

{END}

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🔥Sinful Sunday🔥

Chapter 2: Welcome to the new Deja Vu

Ships: Peter/El/Neal, past Keller/Neal/Kate Rating: Mature->Explicit: violence & sexual content Trigger Warnings: Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Suicide Attempt Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Pre-Poly/Eventual Polyamory, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Season 1 & 2 rewrite, Protective Peter Burke, Awesome Elizabeth Burke, Bisexual Neal Caffrey, Past Matt/Kate/Neal, Slow Burn, Eventual Smut, Eventual Romance, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Summary:

“So uh, you said something, a couple weeks ago I wanted to follow up about.”

Neal smirks and turns his full attention toward Peter. It must be good if its making him flush this much. 

“Am I under oath?”

“No, nothing like that,” Peter laughs, “um, you said you preferred men, because of their um, intentions.”

“I did,” Neal nods. 

“Yeah…” Peter exhales. 

“Is there a question in there somewhere Detective?”

“So you're…” 

“Not the biggest fan of labels,” Neal finishes. “Yeah. But do I think you and your wife are both incredibly sexy? Fuck yes.”

“Alright,” Peter pivots, “that's enough.”

Neal laughs. 

“You asked!”

“And I’m regretting it now...”

“Sure you are Peter,” Neal chuckles, riding the high of the unexpected ego boost. “Well,” he says, raising his foot until he could expose the ankle monitor, “you know where to find me if you ever want to step outside of your comfort zone.”

**11/19 Edit, I added another small scene because it didn't make sense to start ch 3 with!!