#is she stupid?
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i-am-trans-gwender · 2 months ago
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My mom went through my search history and was mad because she thought I was looking at porn. I wasn't. Why did she think that? Because she saw the word "asexual" and thought "It has sexual in the name so it must be a porn thing."
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beef-unknwn · 3 months ago
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old meme but it fit her like a glove so
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scarletvampiremistress · 29 days ago
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gobin-king · 26 days ago
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Me: *info dumping bat family lore on my sister*
Sister: What if there was an alternate world where instead of Stephanie her name was Dephanie, and her alias was Foiler and her dad was Aluminum
Me:
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anavi-vrg · 8 months ago
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Part 2 here: 🌸
But at last people are afraid of him, there's no way to deny that truth...
BUT WHO'S THE IDIOT THAT STANDS IN FRONT OF HIM? (is she stupid?)
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thegreatestheaver · 3 months ago
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How the fuck do you lose chess to a sentinel dawg
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legatouwu · 1 year ago
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such a silly girl
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tmoe1997 · 9 months ago
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Masquerade Alt Ending
Charlie: What makes you think you can treat him like that?!
Valentino: The piece of paper he signed that tells me I can treat him like that, princess
Charlie: Oh yeah?
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mellyncholly · 6 months ago
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wait how have i tagged more things as #signalis than #ultrakill. am i a fucking lesbian or something?
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lynxgirlpaws · 11 months ago
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Me staring at five new scars, a destroyed phone and a ruined phone charger that I could've averted by looking at lymks on tumblr
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pattikakeslol · 1 year ago
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Nothing to see here
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i-am-trans-gwender · 2 months ago
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Is there a lore reason why the prettiest girls think they're ugly? Are they stupid?
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atompalace-official · 1 month ago
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….well, she’s got the spirit!
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disableddyke · 10 months ago
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inkskinned · 21 days ago
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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thxnks4themrms · 2 months ago
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Girl how am I suppose to stop coughing when I’m literally sick? ITS NOT LIKE I HAVE A OFF AND ON BUTTON TF? YOU WORK IN THE ER YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS????
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