#is like a soap opera!

[love-is-a-pearl]

What is your opinion of Kenny in DP?I always found him to be quite out of place within the story, he seemed much more like a rival of the day than a recurring character and it seemed like he was constantly being carried around by the childhood friend with one-sided passion trope.

I agree that Kenny is a bit under utilized as a rival. He didnt even pass the appeal round in the Grand Festival and tbh, I wouldn't mind an universe where he doesn't exist and instead we use all his episodes to show more of the underrated queen that is Ursula uwu

But I can't say I would like that. I may dislike him and how he treats Dawn, but oh boy, do I love the drama he brings to the table aosjdaopsjdoa

I'm sorry but I love having characters that just exist to cause mayhem. Kenny, Miette and pretty much all the main rivals from BW are like, not super special other than they exist to ruin someone's day and I honestly adore that LMAO

I don't like Kenny, I can't even fathom why anyone would like him much, let alone ship him with Dawn. But man, I adore when he pops up in the anime AND fanfics, cause I know it will be a messy fun time :v

[skipppppy]

The life of Stanford Pines must be so bizarre from the perspective of a random townsperson who doesn’t know him. Imagine you live in a sleepy lumber town, where the most interesting thing you’ve heard this week is that a plot of land on the outskirts of the woods was sold and someone has started constructing a cabin on there.

You later learn by word of mouth that he’s a phd student doing some kind of long-term research project. You don’t see his face until one night he comes blasting down the street on a trail of destruction, eyes yellow and glazed over, trashing public property, inflicting gruesome injuries on himself, and laughing like he’s on an erratic, drug-fuelled bender. He then goes home and locks himself in his cabin again. This becomes a cycle; he stays isolated for weeks, then comes out once in a blue moon to wreak havoc and be a nuisance to the authorities.

Then one day it stops. He doesn’t come back out. The next time you see him he’s at a grocery store looking completely different to how you remember; his hair is grown out, he’s put on weight, his clothes are completely different and he’s stopped wearing glasses. Some townsfolk finally work up the nerve to talk to him and you learn that he invited them to his cabin on a tour. His home is apparently FULL of dangerous research equipment and the scientist, who had allegedly been very quiet and level-headed on the days he wasn’t having his “episodes,” has had a complete personality change, he’s loud and confident and less than honest and a little sleazy but a damn good salesman and entertainer.

He hosts tours out of his home for the next 30 years. Over time he’d changed it into a museum of sorts that sells overpriced knickknacks to unsuspecting tourists, but aside from his shady business practices he’s a well known member of his community. He changes up the exhibits every few months, brings his niece and nephew to stay one summer and they become town darlings, and even exposes a beloved public figure for running a spyware scheme.

One day you hear he got visited by the FBI. They start going round town asking about him. A week or so later he gets arrested. The town goes CRAZY theorising why but then there’s a massive earthquake and in the chaos of that you forget what happened to him. One minute you hear that the feds were surrounding his house and the next they’re all leaving like they forgot what they came for. Another week later he resurfaces and announces he’s going to run for Mayor, dominated the polls, wins the popular vote, but loses his position immediately due to an extensive criminal record.

Then there’s gossip that he completely changed his appearance again. He’s lost his fez and is walking around in a coat and cable knit turtleneck in the middle of the July heat. Then you hear from someone else that he looks the exact same and didn’t change anything. Then you see two identical men walking down the street, one matching the description you saw. People are BUZZING to know what happened and you eventually learn that the “new guy” was actually the same Scientist and the guy that had been running the museum was his twin brother who stole his identity after he went missing. Then the apocalypse happens

[chloesimaginationthings]

That was Michael’s room in FNAF 4,,

[samijey]

Friday Night SmackDown - 22/11/2024

[lassairfhina]

When your brothers' gay drama is so cringe that you have no other choice but to kill your physical body from embarrassment and fuck off to the Moon.

[pianokantzart]

One of my favorite things is little lines of dialogue like this that imply Luigi is perhaps the most underestimatable bastard in the entire Mario universe.

[kuzunoha-xiv]

this is such an easy joke i know but i couldnt resist making it

[kwistowee]

Shivvvvverrrrrrr me timbers... his eyes are like the universe...

[ineedhjalp]

Edwin Payne canonically reads cheap romance novels with gay male characters and likes them. Just in case you didn’t know

[l3mtea]

Saw a what-if radioapple where they were exes from twitter and I couldn’t help but immediately draw it whjdjfkwdjjs

They’re so silly and petty I love the idea of them being past exes that just met when Charlie called over Luci ahdjfiekfjkwjd

The creator of this idea is @/Luciminchacco from twitter :D

[cranberrymoons]

"buddie would be toxic if they actually got together, they'd be codependent and they'd end up hurting each other and their friendship would –" shh. it's okay. let's take a walk and eat a beautiful slice of pizza and look at the flowers and ponder the mysteries of the universe and also have you considered i like the fact that they're insane and that they would literally claw to the center of the earth for each other and drink each other's blood and raise each other's children and fall screaming into each other's arms after smashing up the walls with a baseball bat

[icarusredwings]

Erik: Man. Wouldn't it be really funny if we got married and you carried me into the mansion afterwards

Charles: ... Erik... Im paralyzed.

Erik: A MAN CAN DREAM CHARLES DAMN

Logan: *there for no reason, eating popcorn* *scoffs* Fucking dream killer

Charles: !?? Why are you here

Logan: Someone broke in and stabbed the tv three times because scott cheated at mariocart. So now im here.

Erik: What the- Charles your x men are pathetic

Charles: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY CHILDREN. They're just morons sometimes. That's all.

[chloesimaginationthings]

This is basically Michael in FNAF Sister location,,

[epistolarymoon]

this is so....!

[phddyke]

OH? OHOHOHO

[pizzaqueen]

A snippet from a future fic I'll probably never write, where Steve is a widower with two teenage kids, and he and Eddie randomly meet up, rekindling their old flame. This is when they've been together a while:

“Thank you,” Steve says, coming up behind Eddie at the bathroom sink.

Eddie pauses, catching Steve's eye in the mirror. “What for?” he asks, mouth foamy with toothpaste.

Steve slips his hands along Eddie's hips, hooks his chin over Eddie's shoulder. “For loving my kids.”

“You don't—” Toothpaste dribbles down Eddie's chin and he stoops to spit what's left in his mouth into the sink, gathering his hair to one side. He rinses his mouth out, wipes his face with a towel, then turns to Steve. “You don't have to thank me for that. Of course I love them.”

“Not everyone I've dated has.”

“They're idiots.” Eddie grabs the hem of Steve's shirt, pulling him close. “I mean, first of all, they're part of you, and I don't think I could love you and not love them. But...” He trails off, a small smile tilting his lips. “They're amazing kids.”

Pride swells in Steve's chest; he slides his arms around Eddie's waist and says, “They are.”

“And I'm pretty damn honored I get to be part of their lives,” Eddie says, “so thank you,” and he butts his head gently against Steve's.

Steve huffs and slides his hands up Eddie's back, pulling him into a tight embrace. “I love you.” He presses a kiss to Eddie's neck.

“I love you too.”

“And they both love you as well.”

Eddie lets out a shuddering breath. Steve knows how nervous Eddie was, when they started dating, that he wouldn't be welcomed, but it's almost like he's always been part of their family now. “Good to know,"”Eddie says.

Steve holds Eddie a little tighter. All those years ago, back in Hawkins, when they ended things, Steve thought he'd never see Eddie again. But here they are, together—a family—and Steve's never letting him go this time.